Gamethread #2: White Sox vs. Cubs

I can’t wait to hear the explanation for tihs fucking nonsense. Why do we have a bullpen with Dotel, Thornton, Poreda and Jenks if we aren’t going to use them. Good lord.

by Grinder in Training on Jun 18, 2009 3:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

That's some piss poor managing right there... Fucking christ

by CWSKeith on Jun 18, 2009 3:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

wow this sucks ass

liney you are great

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Jun 18, 2009 3:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Linebrink's ERA still looking good!

by hitlesswonder on Jun 18, 2009 3:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Liney will never hear the cheers from the home crowd ever again. he may as well leave town. this is unforgiveable.

by shumway on Jun 18, 2009 3:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

dude, you need to take your talk over to soxtalk, they'll like you a lot

Always bet on black!

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 18, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Jun 18, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

give me a link

by shumway on Jun 18, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

my pleasure

http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/

Always bet on black!

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 18, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

there’s no profound statements on that site like ‘fucksticks’. You led me astray.

by shumway on Jun 18, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

it's in the SSS encyclopedia

Always bet on black!

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 18, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

All that, Linebrink with a 2.25 ERA

That means he is still awesome!

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 18, 2009 3:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

that’s the story of his life. an error or inherited runner and he can’t get anyone out

by shumway on Jun 18, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

For fuck's sake.

...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT

by rhythm on Jun 18, 2009 3:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Fuck it, DFA him.

by Ahillock on Jun 18, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

There is just no explanation for leaving him in the game.

by Grinder in Training on Jun 18, 2009 3:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

and hawk still complaining about the ump.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 18, 2009 3:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I can't take that anymore.

Yeah...surrre.

by homesickalien on Jun 18, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I go for a water and some skittles and come back to this?

the fuck Ozzie?

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 18, 2009 3:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

??????

guess that’s why the series is 34-33….

by Andronicus on Jun 18, 2009 3:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

ty stone for bringing some level of objectivity to the booth

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 18, 2009 3:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

You obviously can't pitch him 2 days in a row anymore

He had little yesterday and less today

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 18, 2009 3:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

And why the hell would you?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 18, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I have no idea why he was in that game.

Dotel if you must be obsessed with matchups.

by Trooper on Jun 18, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

So annoying how Hawk can go on and on about a bad call on Soriano.....

but can’t call out Liney or Ozzie……there’s a way to do it professionally…….

by stanchar on Jun 18, 2009 3:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

'i STILL can't believe what Black Jack wrote from his parents basement, stone pony...'

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 18, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Way to take the foot off the throat.

We had the fans acting like last year’s playoffs – mute, defeated.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 18, 2009 3:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

ultimately, this is the cubs and we should still win this thing

but this still sucks bigtime

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 18, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

At least we are facing their bullpen.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 18, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

liney looks like he's in the dugout crying

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Jun 18, 2009 3:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Good.

by Ahillock on Jun 18, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ozzie should be the one in tears, .. not his fault Ozzie let him continue to pitch.

by Grinder in Training on Jun 18, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Should have been honest and told Ozzie he didn't have shit today.

by Ahillock on Jun 18, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Liney = Sean Lowe?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 18, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh christ

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Jun 18, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ozzie isn't blind.

by Grinder in Training on Jun 18, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That assessment might be false.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 18, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Good point.

by Grinder in Training on Jun 18, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

because he is going to lose his ball after the game.

I would cry too.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jun 18, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

cant be. i cont believe the man has feelings.

I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!

by BoeJouma on Jun 18, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

2-4 hitters up for us in the 9th

…time to clear the shit air

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 18, 2009 3:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

so what it's over....

by stanchar on Jun 18, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

OMG THORNDOG CAN GET OUT RIGHTIES?!

by Trooper on Jun 18, 2009 3:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

clearly

Always bet on black!

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 18, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

We have the best pen minus Linebrink

by Ahillock on Jun 18, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thorton ends the inning

We all saw that coming.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 18, 2009 3:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Nessie could've followed that act with a broom and done the same.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 18, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

thornocopter vulture victory time.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 18, 2009 3:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

good, he's on my fantasy team

Always bet on black!

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 18, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh look how easily Thorny got an out. Wow. Sure woulda been nice, ohhhhhh, 4 runs ago.

FUCKIOPAWEJTKAENFIAPWERJ23@%$!$~#%!^#$&$%&^wagasdfgsaeryq#$^#^#345Q345634TEFGEKGYE!!!

Yeah...surrre.

by homesickalien on Jun 18, 2009 3:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

ONE run ago even

I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!

by BoeJouma on Jun 18, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

even 1.

by Trooper on Jun 18, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

True, but I didn't want to see that fucker on the mound at all. Let alone for that last run. What a bunch of fucking bullshit, Ozzie.

Yeah...surrre.

by homesickalien on Jun 18, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yes. agreed

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Jun 18, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The guy is washed up

by Ahillock on Jun 18, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

(Pulls musket out of the closet,

points it at computer screen, Elvis-style…)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 18, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

1 even

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 18, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

suck but don't bend, right?

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter

by xozte on Jun 18, 2009 3:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Can't wait to see the write-up on this one.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 18, 2009 3:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

linebrink in bed surrounded by shit.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jun 18, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL!!

by Ahillock on Jun 18, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That would be Chiburb.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 18, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Regroup

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 18, 2009 3:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Nice.

Your people have seen worse than this. Thank you for being strong.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 18, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

more cubby bullpen goodness to come.

this is the proper way to crush a heart, they are the world champs of heartbreaking..

"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote

by SkanchoDanza on Jun 18, 2009 3:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

dude, if you spent less time here and more on your strip....

just joking yo, love palehose, smells like. any chance for a reprint of the palehose book?

Always bet on black!

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 18, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

dude, it's tough to sit in my cubicle with a brush and bottle of ink and pretend like I'm not jackassing around.

this gamethread thing is perfect for covert jackassery… bad for productivity.

not sure about the book reprint. i think most people have one, if they wanted one. sorry if you missed it.

"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote

by SkanchoDanza on Jun 18, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, at least Gregg sucks too

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 18, 2009 3:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

gus this thread needs some cip!

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Jun 18, 2009 3:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 18, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

there it is!

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Jun 18, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 18, 2009 3:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Woo Focus!

by sti3 on Jun 18, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 18, 2009 3:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

woo

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Jun 18, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

jeez, took JD a week to get down to 1st

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 18, 2009 3:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

"What do you mean?" he answered. "I love the Outfield!"

by madopal on Jun 18, 2009 3:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

8 bit rally!

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 18, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

hawk still complaining

god, shut up!!!!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 18, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

GOD!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 18, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

shutup about the umps for fucksakes

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Jun 18, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

STFU Hawk

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 18, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Hawk needs to be medicated

This guy is fucking ridiculous.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 18, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

no wonder why he and Stoney sit so far away from each other

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 18, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

bradley forgot how many outs says stoney.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 18, 2009 3:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

loyd 15 innings, 2 runs, two NDs.

I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!

by BoeJouma on Jun 18, 2009 3:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

+f

I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!

by BoeJouma on Jun 18, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

MDGonzales steal it from you?

by sti3 on Jun 18, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

his hair stylist is going to hear ALL about this tomorrow...

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 18, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think I figured out why Peavy didn't want to come here

Didn’t want to be “liney’d” again.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jun 18, 2009 3:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

So excited to have Wise in the game.

by Ahillock on Jun 18, 2009 3:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Is he pitching?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 18, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

maybe this will work...

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter

by xozte on Jun 18, 2009 3:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Or just

by Ahillock on Jun 18, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't understand why

there is an intel logo there

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Jun 18, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

why not?

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter

by xozte on Jun 18, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Stoney was right on there about Blanco...solid bunt....

interested to see if Ozzie will “man up” in the post game presser today and admit he really fucked this up!

by stanchar on Jun 18, 2009 3:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

ok...maybe an ozzie tirade then?

do something to makeup for blowing the game…

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 18, 2009 3:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Not needed, just win the damn game

He knows he fucked up, whether he admits it or not is irrelveant.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 18, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I blame Bush.

by MrBungle on Jun 18, 2009 3:55 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs

bush can never receive enough blame

i’m pretty loose with the recs today, but this makes my last one

Always bet on black!

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 18, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

tough play by che right there

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Jun 18, 2009 3:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Dotel/Jenks here?

by jdal09 on Jun 18, 2009 3:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

no activity in the pen

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Jun 18, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

and they're gonna pitch to him.....hmmm.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jun 18, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Good fun.

by expatnyc on Jun 18, 2009 3:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

4 righties and Bradley coming up

Wouldn’t mind Jenks

by jdal09 on Jun 18, 2009 3:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

is it wrong to say soriano should see nothing but face high fastballs or a slider in the dirt

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Jun 18, 2009 3:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

ohhh shit

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Jun 18, 2009 3:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Craptacular game...nice job guys.

"I put up some beautiful number." – Sammy Sosa
"I wouldn't know a steroid from a reefer." - Lou Piniella

by tailgater on Jun 18, 2009 3:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Puke

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 18, 2009 3:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

this team makes me cry

by shumway on Jun 18, 2009 3:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck ozzie

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter

by xozte on Jun 18, 2009 3:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

balls

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 18, 2009 3:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Awesome.

by expatnyc on Jun 18, 2009 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

thanks Ozzie

nice, real nice

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 18, 2009 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

That was an incredible turnaround in about a half-hour

Maybe Ozzie felt bad for Lou? Just gave him a win to keep the deranged fans happy for a day.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 18, 2009 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

"they pitch to soriano"

by stanchar on Jun 18, 2009 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Ozzie blew that twice...shitters

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jun 18, 2009 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i'll probably shit blood tonight

by Andronicus on Jun 18, 2009 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

That hurt.

by Ahillock on Jun 18, 2009 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

1-2 lets throw him a hittable pitch.

by MrBungle on Jun 18, 2009 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i cant stand that damn song.

it doesnt even make sense. if anything it should be sung BEFORE the game. they sing “cubs are going to win today” AFTER a win.

we todd did.

I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!

by BoeJouma on Jun 18, 2009 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

clearly hawk disagreed....but too much of a pussy....

by stanchar on Jun 18, 2009 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

what an awful awful ending

to a game that should’ve left us feeling great. Fuck this

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 18, 2009 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Hawk

“WE’ll win this thing bc of our pen”

by stanchar on Jun 18, 2009 4:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Floyd coasts with ease, offense tacks on insurance

Scott Linebrink……….the double agent.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 18, 2009 4:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

add on the getz error and ozzie being a moron today and you've got the trifecta

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 18, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ozzie just accidentally that game

I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!

by BoeJouma on Jun 18, 2009 4:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

The whole game!

by hitlesswonder on Jun 18, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

well..

the whole last 2 innings!

I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!

by BoeJouma on Jun 18, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

So, that was some bad bullpen management, huh?

Nice job by Floyd though.

by hitlesswonder on Jun 18, 2009 4:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

great, great game by the sox.

linebrink, however, no

I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!

by BoeJouma on Jun 18, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

time to look for the vodka and sweet tea

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Jun 18, 2009 4:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Fucking linebrink

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 18, 2009 4:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I hope this game doesn't crush the Sox' morale.

by MrBungle on Jun 18, 2009 4:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

only if your Linebrink

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter

by xozte on Jun 18, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

flagged

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 18, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That fucking rigidity in using the bullpen in certain times and roles is so fucking stupid it's unreal.

Sometimes, you gotta use your eyes and have just a little flexibility.

by dantesox on Jun 18, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

only if your Linebrink it will**

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter

by xozte on Jun 18, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

MY linebrink?

I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!

by BoeJouma on Jun 18, 2009 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you are

sorrry
i was mad

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter

by xozte on Jun 18, 2009 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

Awww. You made up. In front of everyone.

I like this.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 18, 2009 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

WOOHOO!!

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter

by xozte on Jun 18, 2009 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

flagged

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 18, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

well that's fucking annoying.

bloop ass shitty fucking fuck

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 18, 2009 4:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

thornton was fine.....no anger at him.....just liney/ozzie.

by stanchar on Jun 18, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh man, that turned around too quick

so damn close!!!!!!! Ruining a nice day

Lupe, release the balloons!

by LT_sox_fan on Jun 18, 2009 4:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

bullshit

Lupe, release the balloons!

by LT_sox_fan on Jun 18, 2009 4:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

this needs to happen

Ozzie (to Scott) “hey step into my office, cuz youre fuckin fired!”

I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!

by BoeJouma on Jun 18, 2009 4:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Yep - playoffs, here we come.

Not a great team. Average. We are 1-1. Better than last year at Wrigley, though.

Still can’t wait for the recap…

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 18, 2009 4:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

it should be pretty good with the exception of the linebrink debacle.

I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!

by BoeJouma on Jun 18, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

WU, don't put this in perspective now.

We had the money in our hand and hillbilly boy gave it to the fat bar slut at the end of the bar. poof, gone.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jun 18, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

What's done is done.

We’ve given away worse. I want to see how they react tomorrow – are they going to nut up or fold?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 18, 2009 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I wouldn't say this game reflects on how good or bad we are.

but then again, if the manager makes calls like that on a regular basis we wouldn’t be able to sniff average’s ball sweat.

by Trooper on Jun 18, 2009 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'm pretty sure this game reflects a great deal on how bad we are

this was a vivid game and “reflects” a great deal… and i doubt you are arguing it reflects positively… therefore it is highly “reflective” and it says we stink like equine feces

by No It All on Jun 18, 2009 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I believe we need TAEG's perspective.

Where’s Guapo? Where the hell is Guapo?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 18, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

... guess you're stuck with my unprofessional expert perpspective

Good luck Waiting for Guapo

by No It All on Jun 18, 2009 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Boris: Subjectivity is objective.

Sonja: Not in a rational scheme of perception.
Boris: Perception is irrational. It implies immanence.
Sonja: But judgment of any system of phenomena exists in any rational, metaphysical or epistemological contradiction to an abstracted empirical concept such as being, or to be, or to occur in the thing itself, or of the thing itself.
Boris: Yeah, I’ve said that many times.

by The Actual El Guapo on Jun 18, 2009 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I understand now.

Boris: Then there is a God. Incredible. Moses was right. [a ray of light shines over Boris] He that abideth in truth will have frankincense and myrrh smeared on his gums in abundance, and he shall dwell in the house of the Lord for six months with an option to buy. But the wicked man shall have all kinds of problems. His tongue shall cleave to the roof of his upper palate. And he shall speak like a woman, if you watch him closely. And he shall… The wicked man shall be delivered into the hands of his enemy, whether they can pay the delivery charge or not. And… [ray of light turns off] Wait, I have more about the wicked man. [turns on again] I shall walk through the valley of the shadow of death… In fact, now that I think of it, I shall run through the valley of the shadow of death, cos’ you get out of the valley quicker that way. And he that hath clean hands and a pure heart is OK in my book. But he that fools around with barnyard animals has got to be watched.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 18, 2009 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

mercy.

by Trooper on Jun 18, 2009 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

my point exactly.

by Trooper on Jun 18, 2009 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I would trade Liney even if the trading partner would only pick

up 50 bucks of the remainder left on his contract.

by stanchar on Jun 18, 2009 4:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

WOW

by No It All on Jun 18, 2009 4:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

On the bright side

the starting pitching has been excellent. The hitting is starting to pick up. I think we will be in the race all year.

by MrBungle on Jun 18, 2009 4:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i hope u are right but i think u are wrong

by No It All on Jun 18, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jesus Christ I hate Scott Linebrink

by billyok on Jun 18, 2009 4:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

on the bright side

he can put “Shitting the bed” on his resume.

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter

by xozte on Jun 18, 2009 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Looking for a low-scoring series in Cincy....

have to face Cueto/Harang

by stanchar on Jun 18, 2009 4:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

and two bad offensive team I should add.....

by stanchar on Jun 18, 2009 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I blame myself. I post and they go to shit.

sorry team. sorry SSS.

I am a sad panda.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 18, 2009 4:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Not your posts, necessarily. Your picture.

You are Godzilla.

;)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 18, 2009 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

so no more hsa musket pictures either?

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 18, 2009 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

sad day

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 18, 2009 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's not the destination...

it’s the Journey.

"What do you mean?" he answered. "I love the Outfield!"

by madopal on Jun 18, 2009 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i love that game

it’s like tron but with steve perry

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 18, 2009 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

and the cheesy digitalized journey songs

by MrBungle on Jun 18, 2009 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

actually i think i'm gonna play this on MAME right now

thanks madopal

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 18, 2009 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Anything to help you keep your chin up

Liney should be the sad panda, not you.

"What do you mean?" he answered. "I love the Outfield!"

by madopal on Jun 18, 2009 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

8-bit Journey

rules
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBf7oZgfbik

"What do you mean?" he answered. "I love the Outfield!"

by madopal on Jun 18, 2009 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Tron had Steve Perry

"What do you mean?" he answered. "I love the Outfield!"

by madopal on Jun 18, 2009 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yes.

you are to blame.

don’t look at the new guy.

"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote

by SkanchoDanza on Jun 18, 2009 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Way. To. Go. Asshole.

Yeah...surrre.

by homesickalien on Jun 18, 2009 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Buying your book supports terrorism

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 18, 2009 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Carl, member of the 'michigan militia'

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 18, 2009 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You would know. Are you personally receiving royalties?

Yeah...surrre.

by homesickalien on Jun 18, 2009 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

if kenny has balls

he should fire ozzie, NOW, I CAN’T TAKE THIS FUCKING SHIT ANYMORE, I’M SO UNHAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUNTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Always bet on black!

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 18, 2009 4:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

time to burn everything again.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 18, 2009 4:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Sell it first.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 18, 2009 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

farmer is blaming getz for the whole thing

“linebrink pitched well enough to stay in after the lee home run”

WordUpThome: BUT THE "FUN FACTS" ON THE BACKS OF YOUR BASED BALL CARDS SAY THAT YOU ARE A RELEVANCE ENTHUSIAST

by thatballhitdeepwayback on Jun 18, 2009 4:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs

Was HOF material.

Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 18, 2009 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Can I just shoot him with the musket? Would take less time and I really want to use it....

Yeah...surrre.

by homesickalien on Jun 18, 2009 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You have a musket, I don't believe this at all

by billyok on Jun 18, 2009 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

there are pictures.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 18, 2009 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

hmm

by billyok on Jun 18, 2009 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Non-violence! Aren't you a pacifist?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 18, 2009 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

This is what happens when Vishnu doesn't go green

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 18, 2009 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

That was wonderfully droll. Rec'd.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 18, 2009 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

he really nailed it.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 18, 2009 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Vishnu is really gonna be pissed

if that one doesn’t go green. I mean, really, even Nietzche would rec that.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 18, 2009 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

He dabbled in pacifism. Not in 'Nam, of course.

by 67WMAQ on Jun 18, 2009 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

He's got emotional problems....

beyond pacifism.

Yeah...surrre.

by homesickalien on Jun 18, 2009 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

dye and konerko seem to be getting less healthy by the day.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 18, 2009 4:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Today sucked at least 2 years off their careers.

Meaning Thome quits retrocatively to the end of 2007.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 18, 2009 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

(Um, I included Thome for old guy solidarity.

Ah, screw it, I Liney’d up.)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 18, 2009 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Beckham is a bust

He’s a joke, trade him for a box of Skittles. Get rid of Thome, too. He didn’t even get on base today. And Floyd only struck out 2 batters. THIS ISN’T WORKING OUT PEOPLE!

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 18, 2009 4:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs