I've Had the Reds, the Blues, and the Pinks: A Cincinnati Reds Preview
A brief look at an opponent we play this weekend.
Dates we play them: 6/19-6/21 @ CIN
Offense: A potential lineup: Willy Taveras-CF, Alex Gonzalez-SS, Brandon Phillips-2B, Laynce Nix-LF, Ramon Hernandez-1B, Jay Bruce-RF, Jerry Hairston-3B, Ryan Hanigan-C
Willy Taveras is the Reds' leadoff hitter, despite the fact that he is currently rocking a .270 OBP. I enjoy having constants like this in the real world. I know Dusty Baker will always make decisions I will question to no end and that Willy Taveras will leadoff even though he has never drawn more than 34 walks in a season due solely to his blazing speed. It's like knowing the sun is going to rise in the morning. Alex Gonazalez is another hitter who has no place near the top of a batting order (think Juan Uribe with less pop). It seems like this is the year he finally falls off the cliff. The 32 year old is hitting .214/.256/.302. I don't care how good your glove is, you would have to be immaculate to make up for that slash-line (Alex Gonzalez is not holy). Brandon Phillips is one of the best second-tier second basemen in baseball. The former failed-Indians' prospect (thankfully they gave up on him) turned the corner when he moved to southern-Ohio. He brings speed and power to the table along with plus defense. He should be a key player for the Reds for the next few seasons. Jayson Nix's older brother Laynce is enjoying a brief career resurgence in the Great American Ballpark this season. His .310 OBP is a new career high, but it's his .514 SLG and .257 ISO that have turned him into a regular for only the second time in his career. He's probably going to cool-off quite a bit, but I kind of hope he doesn't.
The Reds are experimenting a little bit by putting Ramon Hernandez out at first since Joey Votto went on the DL. In the incredibly small sample-size of 26 games, he has been awful out there. His weakening bat was acceptable when he was a catcher, but he can't hit well enough to be a bonafide corner infielder. Jay Bruce needs to learn how to walk. He has great power (.249 ISO), but until he starts showing some more improved plate discipline he won't reach his full potential. Jerry Hairston continues to exist in the baseball world. Somehow, in 52 games he is one homerun away from tying his career high of 8. He'll be out of the lineup once Edwin Encarnacion comes of the DL. No one has benefitted from all of these injuries more than Ryan Hanigan. He currently has an OPS+ of 107 and in my opinion might be the better option to go with at catcher once Votto returns and bumps Hernandez off of first base.
Pitching: A potential rotation plus closer: Aaron Harang-RHP, Bronson Arroyo-RHP, Johnny Cueto-RHP, Micah Owings-RHP, Matt Maloney-LHP and Francisco Cordero-RHP
Aaron Harang has had the bad fortune of pitching in Cincinnati almost his entire career. This has resulted in his relative obscurity outside of the Queen City and the fantasy baseball world. In 2006 he lead the NL in wins and strikeouts and recieved no votes for the Cy Young Award. Bronson Arroyo is better known for being with Boston in 2004 and playing terrible music. His stuff is fairly unimpressive and he appears to be on the downward spiral part of his career. Cueto is somehow leading the NL in ERA+ (206!) and I can't figure out how. His numbers aren't that impressive, but seeing as we've never seen him before we will lose. He is a fastball and slider guy to the extreme. Micah Owings is a mediocre pitcher and an above average hitter. A few seasons ago there were rumors the the D-Back's were thinking of trotting him out to play first on days he wasn't pitching. He was the PTBNL in the Adam Dunn trade last season. Matt Maloney is the only lefty in the rotation. He throws a high-80s fastball and a change-up and appears to be nothing impressive. Francisco Cordero is the kind of luxury a team like Cincy shouldn't have splurged on. He's a good but not great closer and cost them way too much money.
Outlook: Bad. We've never seen Cueto or Owings, so that's probably two losses right there. Bold prediction? We lose the series 1-2.
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One thing's for sure:
LINEY STINKS!
LINEY STINKS! YEAH, YEAH! LINEY STINKS!
(Good use of archived music title, PF.)
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
it was either gonna be this
or the theme song to WKRP
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Which would've sucked donkeys.
Good choice.
(If you wanted to back farther, “Red Rubber Ball” by the Cyrcles – and then you could’ve made a Cyrcle Jyrk joke – would’ve worked, too. But that is angels dancing on the head of TSK’s tongue stud.)
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 19, 2009 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
That Red Rubber Ball song is pretty awesome
I recall hearing it on oldies 104.3 in my parents whip back in the day.
Formerly Crede's Crew
Red Rubber Ball is a bitchin' song
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
if sss'ers
were wkrp members, who’s who
besides ugod, hsa, rhythm and the cheat
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 19, 2009 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
well t-dogg is obviously the black guy.
"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09
larry is Les Nessman.
Cheat, of course, is the station manager. Chiburb is Big Guy, HSA is Bailey, Hoytsstash is Johnny Fever, LT is Herb, and colin is Jennifer (the hair, the hair).
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 19, 2009 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
who's hotter, lonnie anderson or nancy faust?
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 19, 2009 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Today or in the 70s?
"I put up some beautiful number." – Sammy Sosa
"I wouldn't know a steroid from a reefer." - Lou Piniella
searched for music relating to "reds, blues, and pinks" and came up with some crappy Hank Williams Jr. song
I must be doing this wrong. I refuse to believe you would like this song.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
i love senior, and partial to the III (saw him WV)
but i hate jr as much as kong
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 19, 2009 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm more of a fan of the III than senior, but I agree that jr. is a total boner.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
III sucks.
Jr. had some good stuff early on and then sort of crapped out.
Hes the G. Love of his day.
"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09
I gotta defend Bocephus a little more
his version of ‘Come and Go Blues’ is the best ever recorded.
O.D.ed in Denver? great song. ‘because I OD’ed in Denver and I just cant remember her name’
Family Tradition rivals Friends in Low Places as a top country drinking song.
‘Women Ive Never Had’, ‘Whiskey Bent and Hellbound’ are also classics.
His whole discography isnt that stellar, but his best is among countries greats.
"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09
did you attend a tea party protest?
that was a joke, but i consider him pop (or hot) country, e.g. i wouldn’t group him with merle haggard
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 19, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
well if you want good country it has to be old
everything now is pop country.
I dont listen to the stuff at all anymore really, except when I have no other choice like visiting my pops in Tennessee, because by and large it really sucks.
"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09
totally
i still listen to the old country stuff through pandora, hank snow, jimmy rodgers, etc. a-
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 19, 2009 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions
You "tolerant" (read: liberal) types kill me.
Any proclivities to something outside the “traditional” Left and you get all “tea party” crap. Whatever happend to diversity amongst tastes? A rounding-out of experiences and likes/dislikes? Didn’t a “liberal arts” education teach you anything?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Yup, these lyrics seem pretty mainstream to me.
“The left wing liberal media have always been a real close knit family
But, most of the American People don’t believe em anyway ya see
Stop and think it over before you make your decision
If they smell something they’re gonna come down strong
It’s a McCain – Palin tradition.”
by The Actual El Guapo on Jun 19, 2009 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions
have you seen what's become of the republican party?
it’s the southern regional party, most of the moderates (of the few) have been driven out…
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 19, 2009 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions
thats the old shell of the man
i prefer the hard partying 70s early 80s version.
"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09
and actually, this dude was under a lot of pressure at that time
i think the break from his old man musically served a dual purpose, make more money (by making more commercial music), and create his own identity…
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 19, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
and WU, i was joking, you joke all the time...
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 19, 2009 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I am always serious as a heart attack.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
nope
in reference to this
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
awesome.
WTF was with the tomato slicing halfway through the video?
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
no clue
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Well, it was awesome anyways.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
Pete Rose is my favorite baseball player of all time.
-sleep deprived delirious post of the day. Pete was the man though, player/manager was my little league dream, and he was so confident he bet his guys would win every single day.
"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09
I hate that he's not in the HOF...complete joke in my book
Formerly Crede's Crew
In many people's books....it's bullshit.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 19, 2009 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
totally hitable
unless he brings back the corn rows
his due kinda resembles yours, u-god in your avatar, but yours are cooler
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 19, 2009 11:00 AM CDT reply actions
All I can say is
they better sweep after yesterday’s train wreck.
"I put up some beautiful number." – Sammy Sosa
"I wouldn't know a steroid from a reefer." - Lou Piniella
Chooo chooooo!
/derailed and gone up in flames. no survivors.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 19, 2009 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
With Cueto going, and being on the road, I'll take 2/3
Formerly Crede's Crew
What I like about Cincy
1. Skyline Chili
2. United Dairy Farmers (like 7-11, but with a Dairy Queen on site)
3. Kings Island
"I put up some beautiful number." – Sammy Sosa
"I wouldn't know a steroid from a reefer." - Lou Piniella
Not too quibble . . .
well, I guess it is, but not sure about the analysis of Jay Bruce . . .
Let’s see:
2008: BB% = 7.4%, K% = 26.6%
2009: BB% = 10.9%, K% = 21.8%
2008: BABIP = .298
2009: BABIP = .202
Oh yeah . . . D.O.B. = 4/3/87
That looks like just the kind of progression you would want to see from a 2nd year 22 year old . . .
Looks more like someone who needs a little luck . . .
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
Im sure he will hit at least 2 HR this series vs us.
"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09
Not at all . . . he is going to be a beast
for a long time.
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
Tonight seems like the swing game, does it not?
I’d have to give them the edge in Richard-Cueto and us for Sunday’s Buehrle-Harang.
Hopefully Jose can make it 3 great starts in a row and get us back on track.
Formerly Crede's Crew
I've learned that quality starts don't mean shit when Linebrink is your set-up (for disaster) man.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 19, 2009 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
you had to go there, didn't you... yeah, actually, why am I bothering?
More importantly, wtf is ozzie thinking?
Formerly Crede's Crew
Long time, no see, HiG...
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 19, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah well
Hawks are done, graduated college and remain unemployed, got back from Bonnaroo, broke my leg and ain’t got shit to do other than watch this mediocre team.
Man, get out already.
Negative waves, man.
;) (Hopefully we can help take your mind off the doom and gloom.)
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
at least he said mediocre
Formerly Crede's Crew
is there an uglier pitcher in baseball than Harang?
maybe randy johnson, and maybe john lackey?
I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!
Colon.
That catfish pic is horrendous.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
I wanted to see more mentions of Masset
other than that a great team preview. Thanks u-god
Lupe, release the balloons!
I thought he could have gone with the "Arroyo has a boner, he just put a shoe on the end so his teammates wouldn't make fun of him" as the caption on the photo...
but I think that’s a bit picky on my part. It is a solid team preview. Thanks u-god.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
this weeks hit list
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=9086
I’ve only just realised something about the list, which I’ve been too stupid to see before.
we aren’t that good.
just got the At Bat app that peeps were talking in the game threads yesterday
one gotcha, not all the games are available on video. You can see the schedule and out of the next five days sox are not on it…. that kind of blows… with mlb.tv you can see any game, correct?
Lupe, release the balloons!
we said you could only watch the sox or the tigers game yesterday.
theyre picking a couple of games that you can view the entirety of, and slowly going to expand on it to all games.
I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!
BJ, do not give LT grief.
English is, like, his 4th language. And he drinks a lot. And we love him.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
they also blackout games
The Sox game yesterday was blacked out on my phone. I assume all local teams will be blacked out which kind of defeats the purpose of the app, no? I want to see some of the game when a TV isn’t accessible. Even though I’m still in Chicago, I should be able to watch it.
So I went to McDonald's earlier for lunch (Yeah, it's one of those Fridays)
and the lady right after me ordered a Sweet Tea. I had to bite my lip to save myself from cracking up b/c I immediately pictured Furby in his comatose state from Wednesday thanks to adding a fifth of vodka to it.
Formerly Crede's Crew
Sweet Tea is also a GREAT album by Buddy Guy.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Thanks for the tip.
I’ve been to Kingston Mines and all, but I’m more of a hip-hop fan
Formerly Crede's Crew
OP's finest!
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 19, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
haha
yeah, happens to me too. I would be chilling and someone mentions something that was discussed at SSS and just then I get all “OH YEAH LET’s FUCKEN DISCUSS THIS, THIS IS FUNNY! DID YOU SEE TAEG’s COMMENT ABOUT IT” and then I realize that they have no idea what I am talking about …
Lupe, release the balloons!
haha, glad I'm not alone in this... hilarious
Formerly Crede's Crew
First you berate LT about his poor English skills, and now you re-post something he fanshotted? Jeebus, man....he may be foreign, but he's not retarded.
(I don’t think).
:)
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 19, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
haha i checked the fanshot right before my google reader i SWEAR!!
karma is a btich.
I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!
This may be a bit off topic, but,
at this point, wouldn’t it be useful to get Josh Kroeger up here instead of Wise….better stick, capable of playing the corners…..especially with Dye ailing some and Podsednik as your probable second centerfielder anyway?
We have Jayson Nix for emergency corners
and I’d think he’d be better than Kroeger offensively.
by Daniel Berlyn on Jun 19, 2009 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions
i agree with dantesox though
at the moment with dye hurt, and if getz needs a break, id rather see kroeger/nix than wise/nix.
and i DEFINITELY dont want backs to move over to second for getz with wise out there and fields at third. thatd be a dumb option. although at this point i would be surprised if ozzie decided to pull that shit on us
I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!
Please stay on topic.
Now … where were we? The political leanings of washed up country music stars, or which one of us gets to play Herb Tarlek?
by The Actual El Guapo on Jun 19, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
music? weve got both kinds, country AND western
I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!
are you sure this is the place?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
haha, dude, have you seen the 5th season of the wire yet?
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 19, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Sure have. Awesome - though season 2 will always be my favorite.
Seriously, the extent to which this site has enriched me culturally is almost immeasurable. The Wire, Arrested Development, music … I even ocassionally learn something about baseball.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jun 19, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions
If you are looking to further the obsession
Alan Sepinwall is currently re-watching all 5 seasons (on Season 2 right now), and then writes about them with a perspective after watching the entire series.
http://sepinwall.blogspot.com/search/label/The%20Wire%20season%202%20(Veterans)
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 19, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
... aaaaannnnnd, there go several more free hours of my time.
(thanks)
by The Actual El Guapo on Jun 19, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions
tell me about it
thanks to SSS meetup and u-god I got my first season of wire … yeah i know i am behind, but work and “other” activities are keeping me busy, watched episodes 1 and 2
Lupe, release the balloons!
good luck...you are now sucked in
It’s like a drug, ironically
Formerly Crede's Crew
i'm out of touch, who is this dude?
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 19, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions
He's a TV critic who writes for the Star-Ledger
I’m sure there are tons of blogs out there that are doing the same thing, but someone e-mailed me this link.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 19, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
i've got him in my g-reader
he’s had interviews with David Simon in the past and i think they’re on particularly good terms. i want to say i was linked to it by Heaven and Here.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
lineup
Podsednik lf
Ramirez ss
Dye rf
Konerko 1b
Castro c
Getz 2b
Anderson cf
Beckham 3b
Contreras p
best part:
White Sox announcer Ken “Hawk” Harrelson will miss at least Friday night’s game to attend to a family matter.
i’m talking about the ‘missing’ part…
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
hey hey...I may make a point to watch this game in it's entirety before going out tonight. Good tip
Formerly Crede's Crew
well played...totally unintended
Formerly Crede's Crew
You know what Jack Brickhouse would be doing if he were alive today?
Scratching like a maniac at the inside of his coffin lid.
"I put up some beautiful number." – Sammy Sosa
"I wouldn't know a steroid from a reefer." - Lou Piniella
A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar ...
the Priest asks the Rabbi "Have you ever tried a bacon sandwich or even fancied one?
The Rabbi answers “Well i have speculated about it but my faith forbids me from trying, but father, have you ever fancied a nice night of sex with a good woman, i mean a really good woman?”
The Priest thinks hard and answers " Well Rabbi, i have sometimes wondered but my vow of celibacy prevents it from ever occurring"
The Rabbi answers “Scott Linebrink sucks.”
by The Actual El Guapo on Jun 19, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
i'll rec that.
but everyone knows it was all bruce dreckman’s fault.
brian anderson would've caught that...
who was that loser who did the Rangers series
the racist one
by Daniel Berlyn on Jun 19, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
that or having trouble with his bowel movements again
Formerly Crede's Crew
IBS flare-up
"I put up some beautiful number." – Sammy Sosa
"I wouldn't know a steroid from a reefer." - Lou Piniella
Didn't he say
“You just saw what we just saw” at the end of yesterday’s game?
by Daniel Berlyn on Jun 19, 2009 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Hawk said "hell"
and the next day, poof, he’s gone.
Mind your manners, kids.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
i think it's more than that
dude’s been especially spittle-flecked for the past couple weeks. he’s hard to listen to…and that’s coming from someone who grew up on the guy.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
you bastards
how can you be a sox fan and not like the Hawkeroo… that is unSoxian…. i hate you all. HELL YES
Kenwo4life=ratings
He's a complete joke these days. Yesterday bordered on unlistenable
Formerly Crede's Crew
he was awful yesterday
he kept whining and whining and whining ‘one bad pitch,’ ‘one bad pitch,’ ‘one bad pitch,’ ‘one bad pitch,’ ‘one bad pitch,’
how can you give up 4 runs with one bad pitch?
jesus christ!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
blah...
i agree sometimes he is ridiculous with the excuses… but during a sox rally/win i love listening to the hawk.
Kenwo4life=ratings
HEY U-GOD. HOT ENOUGH FOR YOU!?!?
DEWPOINT 75 DEGREES!!!!!
IT’S LIKE A FUCKING JUNGLE DOWN HERE!!
brian anderson would've caught that...
something like that.
all i know is “humidity” means nothing. “relative humidity” i understand to have something to do with dewpoint. and, if the dewpoint is over 70 buehrleman becomes angry.
brian anderson would've caught that...
this place is truly hell
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
yeah, wait until we have, like, 20+ consecutive days of this.
brian anderson would've caught that...
i honestly thought i would get to the bars quicker by swimming through the air than walking last night
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
"Man it's hot. It's like Africa hot. Tarzan couldn't take this kind of hot."
Biloxi Blues (1988)
"I put up some beautiful number." – Sammy Sosa
"I wouldn't know a steroid from a reefer." - Lou Piniella
Anyone else still pissed off about yesterday?
Thought I shook it…but nope, still pissed off.
"I put up some beautiful number." – Sammy Sosa
"I wouldn't know a steroid from a reefer." - Lou Piniella
I'm pretending it didn't happen for now...which is easier not being in Chicago and around cub fans
Formerly Crede's Crew
same here
if I do otherwise I’ll go nuts
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
does anyone here watch So You Think You Can Dance?
I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!
I'm going to go ahead and guess no
Formerly Crede's Crew
i think youve been spending too much time with your fleshlight
"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09
by e-gus on Jun 19, 2009 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
The Indians have a Linebrink
and his name is Smith
"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09
ewwwww
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
and another one named Wood apparently
"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09
oh my cubs fans friends will be on top of the world if they come back and win two in a row
and i get to listen to how it’s all cuz of the sox and how much we suck woooooo
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
In addition to the link up above about the BP ranking which is actually up
There are a few other things besides the suck known as Linebrink.
Team Pitching Vorp is now 96.7. Best in the division, 4th in AL and 5th in all of baseball.
Team defense eff is now up to .691. 8th in league and 17th overall (Damn the team is now about average and rising)
Yesterday sucked but I never even considered that Floyd would throw a bad game. That is happening frequently with the rotation now.
Have a real feeling that KW adds a bat soon. The home/road splits does offer hope but a decent bat to start/ back up puts the team over the top.
The sad offense so far should finally top a postive team hitting VORP by next week.
The end of the year competition will be the Twins again.
Feeling close to stepping out on the ledge and picking the date on the calendar this team takes over first place.
"I'm just here to provide street cred"
but when we get back to the AL
and Q comes back, it’ll be like trading for two hitters!
by Daniel Berlyn on Jun 19, 2009 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions
another reason to add one
I don’t want him to feel the need to rush back.
But the point about Thome is well taken though his EqA is .313
"I'm just here to provide street cred"
Q is coming back?
hurrah!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
What color is the sky in your world, TD?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 19, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Where the fuck is the game thread?
Just askin’ is all.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
I published it
it didn’t fire for some reason
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
I went to check it after rhythm mentioned it
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Orlando Cabrera, after making two defensive mistakes yesterday:
I suck. I don’t even know how to describe it. I suck. For real. I’m getting old, maybe. Maybe a day off is what I need. I’ll take it if there’s a spot they want me to do that.
Normally I’d say that Cabrera is being overly hard on himself, but that’s a tough argument to make for someone who’s hitting .234/.285/.295 with 11 errors and an Ultimate Zone Rating of -5.2 runs in 65 games.
And yes, maybe he is just getting old. Not many shortstops have remained Gold Glove-caliber defenders in their mid-30s and he’ll be 35 years old in November. Luckily he has hugs from Jason Giambi to lighten his mood.
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
lol. havent heard a lot of the
“what were the White Sox thinking?” in regards to shutting him out as the team’s 09 starting SS.
"I'm just here to provide street cred"
picture caption is pure win u-god!
forgot to mention it in the morning…
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

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