White Sox @ Reds Gamethread #1
Chicago White Sox at Cincinnati Reds, Jun 19, 2009 6:10 PM CDT
Stony's flying solo!
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Is Stone by himself? I could easily get used to this
Formerly Crede's Crew
don't say that
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 19, 2009 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions
cltv?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
that's the channel I get the sox
COMCAST SPORTSNET PROGRAM ALERT:
In the event of this afternoon’s Cubs vs. Cleveland telecast on Comcast SportsNet running into the start time of tonight’s White Sox at Cincinnati telecast (scheduled for a 6:00 PM start), the start of the White Sox game will then air on CSN+/CLTV until the end of the Cubs game on Comcast SportsNet. Upon completion of the Cubs game, the White Sox game can then be viewed on both CSN+/CLTV and Comcast SportsNet.
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
oh I see
replied to the wrong post!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
I've heard it once. During a Farmer bathroom break last year.
Nothing special. It is odd to hear the cool, logical Steve Stone get animated.
I still need to check
Wave that flag.... Wave it wide and high.. Summertime... Done come and gone, My oh my
yes
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 19, 2009 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I've got a black screen
WOW cable isn’t always on the ball with this “reprogramming on the fly” kind of stuff.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
What cable provider do you have? Comcast is working fine for me?
by Grinder in Training on Jun 19, 2009 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions
WOW...Wide Open West
They don’t carry CLTV, so they preempt this religious channel for CSN+ games. If it’s scheduled, the game usually is shown with no problems. But if WOW suddenly has to change their programming like tonight, a lot of times they mess it up.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
http://csnchicago.com/pages/zipcode
look for the csn+ number
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
I may be participating in the afternoon game threads soon
Got my 4 weeks notice today (if the cuts go through)
If it happens it happens, we aren’t going down without a fight though.. thats for sure
Wave that flag.... Wave it wide and high.. Summertime... Done come and gone, My oh my
Sorry bro...best of luck. Hope it works out well for you
Formerly Crede's Crew
I will be fine
Its the foster kids that are the ones who will really suffer…
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If you’re going to be funemployed at least it’s during the summer.
by Grinder in Training on Jun 19, 2009 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Gotta admit I've thought about that
Phish at the Gorge is calling me if it happens
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saw them twice at Bonnaroo
insane. Sprinsteen joined them onstage for Mustang Sally, Glory Days, and something else. Never got why people liked them until then.
I first saw them in 97 or 98
I was thirteen.
Those two shows were pretty decent, I’ve listened to them both
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that's bad
what percentege of workers will your dept. let go?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
well
at my agency we have 14 current case workers, we are looking at cutting that to 4 or less.
They would be required to work a 50 to 1 caseload (50 kids to one worker). That is basically impossible. I wouldn’t work that even if offered.
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wow
that’s fucked up…
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Sorry to hear, still thinking about law school?
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 19, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes sir
I start my weekend LSAT review course in July
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Damn, good luck with that
Law school seems like a completely ridiculous terrain, harder than any professional grad school. Hopefully your review class isn’t taught by a bunch of kids who don’t care. I’m tutoring several people to fail the MCAT as we speak.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 19, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions
It's actually kind of a joke
The hardest part is getting in and 1st year.
No, I’m not bitter about my 160K loan debt or anything…
Formerly Crede's Crew
Really? Maybe I just can't relate to the material (though I will get back to you on the debt in 4 years)
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 19, 2009 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah...3rd year and even 2nd year are basically worthless
There’s only 2 required courses after 1st year at most schools (corporations, professional responsibility).
My roommate just graduated last month. I helped him w/ his schedule…he started every day at 2pm and only had one night class. He had a Thursday morning class that he only went to 3 times and got an A-. I’m pretty sure he got all grades in the A range and literally did nothing all semester. This was at a “good” school too.
It really is what you make of it.
Formerly Crede's Crew
So say I knew someone who flunked out of John Marshall after a semester
I’m allowed to call this person a dumbass?
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 19, 2009 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, you are...I will say that lower ranked schools are tougher with grades
At my school, a B is considered a bad grade, B- is really bad and only 3-4 ppl get a C+.
At a school like JM, they do give D’s and even fail ppl, so it’s a little different, but yeah, that’s pretty bad.
Formerly Crede's Crew
She actually got in with 2 Fs on her transcript
So I was dubious of the school from the get go.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 19, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, no disrespect, but it's the worst law school in Chicago and I believe in IL
Formerly Crede's Crew
Makes sense
At least it has a big empty field next to it where the bums can chill out.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 19, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
That is what I've heard
Plus the fact that I have a guaranteed job at a 50+ year old successful firm is pretty good motivation
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My advice to you is just go somewhere cheap then.
I’ve been meaning to tell you that. If I had it to do over again, I would’ve gone to a “lesser” school that was a state school or a private school that gave me money.
Particularly in your case, where you have a job waiting for you, it makes sense.
Formerly Crede's Crew
Northern is calling my name
But I’m also going to try to go to Kent, my grandfather and dad went there and I’d rather live in Chicago if I can afford it
Wave that flag.... Wave it wide and high.. Summertime... Done come and gone, My oh my
Still have Cubs v Cle on Comcast
Wave that flag.... Wave it wide and high.. Summertime... Done come and gone, My oh my
Cubs win
So I am sure its back to a “its gonna happen” phase
Wave that flag.... Wave it wide and high.. Summertime... Done come and gone, My oh my
b/c Ozzie giftwrapped a game and they beat the hapless Indians?
but yeah, you’re prob right, actually
Formerly Crede's Crew
I'd be worried about Rich Harden looking like crap.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 19, 2009 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions
The Riot Squad
OUR SEASON HAS TURNED AROUND NARF NARF.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
bad beckham
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 19, 2009 6:27 PM CDT reply actions
it's cool...Willy T would've SB'ed 2nd anyway
Formerly Crede's Crew
then they bunt
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 19, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions
er, dickerson...whoops
Formerly Crede's Crew
Dude, but this is so enjoyable....I'm loving it so far
Formerly Crede's Crew
it's so awesome
I can’t described it
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
So where is Hawk? This is the first game I’ve been able to watch on TV in a while, was this scheduled or did he just give up on Ozzie after the Linebrink fiasco?
by Grinder in Training on Jun 19, 2009 6:34 PM CDT reply actions
family reason something
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
WU speculated it was the "Hell yes" from yesterday
and I added that he’d been all sorts of heated of late. pretty sure this came from above.
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well, whoever made the call, I'd like to buy that man a beer
Formerly Crede's Crew
ditto
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
This bullpen will do that to people.
by Grinder in Training on Jun 19, 2009 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Yay baseball
Thank you CSN for no Cubs postgame
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
ditto
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 19, 2009 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Didn't miss much
Beckham error, Pods stole second, big strike zone called both ways so that’s completely fine w/ Contreras on the mound. (Width, not so much up and down).
by Grinder in Training on Jun 19, 2009 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions
wth
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 19, 2009 6:41 PM CDT reply actions
oh god...
Guillen said he talked to Linebrink on the flight to Cincinnati and reinforced his commitment despite Linebrink’s past struggles.
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Rockford is getting pounded right now
worst storm yet
Wave that flag.... Wave it wide and high.. Summertime... Done come and gone, My oh my
Pods does it once again
Wave that flag.... Wave it wide and high.. Summertime... Done come and gone, My oh my
Does he get extra pay if he is doing twice the work?
by Grinder in Training on Jun 19, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions
He's probably thrilled about the situation
Formerly Crede's Crew
what are you swinging at ugh
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 19, 2009 6:52 PM CDT reply actions
that was a line drive
in fact, I’d rather Ramirez swing at that pitch than take it. He can hit high breaking balls hard.
by Daniel Berlyn on Jun 19, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions
just looked like a fly ball to me
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 19, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions
thats pretty much all he hits consistently
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That guy is torn
Wave that flag.... Wave it wide and high.. Summertime... Done come and gone, My oh my
if the sox play a game and hawk doesnt call it
are wel all jubilant?
yes.
I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!
that play is why he drives me crazy
no excuse for his laziness on routine plays sometimes.
"I'm just here to provide street cred"
I blame it on inexperience
he’s awed by the smooveness of major league fielders and tries to be one himself
by Daniel Berlyn on Jun 19, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
back in Leeds for the weekend!
I’ve been out on the piss, back in my house, with my mate stan, who is purring like mad
Found this Rotoworld fantasy blurb re: Pods enjoyable
Scott Podsednik, OF, CWS (Yahoo: 13 percent owned; ESPN: 11 percent)
I can’t believe it has come to this, but yes, it is time to consider Podsednik if you’re in need of steals. The resurgent outfielder has already topped last season’s at-bat total (165 versus 162), and his current .315 batting average and 761 OPS would rank as the first- and second-best marks of his career, respectively. More importantly, Podsednik already has nine stolen bases and should continue to run while entrenched atop the order for Chicago.
Formerly Crede's Crew
I gave up and picked him up a week and half ago
been good so far.
"I'm just here to provide street cred"
I know our offense is no juggernaut and it's difficult to win on the road......
but I’d be really disappointed if we don’t take 2 of 3 this weekend from Cincy…..that lineup they are throwing out there is garbage….(I know so is ours).
Cueto scares me though, so I'm hoping for a win tonight. Sunday I'm not worried about
Formerly Crede's Crew
it's like he had to learn to hit all over again.
by Daniel Berlyn on Jun 19, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions
You all can see where this game is headed......scoreless tie....bottom 12.....
Ozzie forced to use Liney…….Dusty pinch hits with Owings……walkoff….1-0 reds win.
-5.2 UZR in 65 games
for the pkayer he replaced
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
you talking about Cabrera?
anyway, i’d rather read a scouting report than take 65 games of UZR seriously.
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yes
and yes
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
what is this mess
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 19, 2009 7:02 PM CDT reply actions
Damn Stoney
always calling that shit
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i'm still skeptical.
hanging breaking ball like that. it’s all about the inside fastball for him.
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he's a rookie.
it’s been two+1/2 months. We all agreed he would need quite a bit of time to adjust to major league pitching.
by Daniel Berlyn on Jun 19, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't think he's doing it.
he’s still getting jammed a lot and swinging at it out of the zone. and again, this is from RHP.
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all of our young players have had problems with the inside fastball
this whole fucking decade. He had more walks than Ks in the minors and I think he has decent defensive potential at second. Besides, he’s been hitting the ball hard lately.
by Daniel Berlyn on Jun 19, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
there's a serious difference between
an RHB vs. RHP struggling with the inside pitch and a LHB vs. RHP doing the same. and all of our young players? considering how few position prospects have come in and solidified themselves since 2000, you don’t think there might be a causal link there? not that i’d necessarily grant you the truth of a statement that unverifiable.
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learning to hit an inside fastball isn't the hardest thing to do.
he already has good discipline and can hit the ball the other way. Ryan Theriot had the same problem, IIRC. Lots of young players have the same problem. Ryan Sweeney was one of them. Given his stance, it’s harder than you might think to bury that heater on the inside corner. Missing much either way and it’s inside or towards the middle of the plate. Everyone has a weakness. Now, if he can learn to lay off the inside slider more often, he’ll keep getting decent pitches to hit.
by Daniel Berlyn on Jun 19, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
your weakness can't be fastballs.
and you keep bringing up shitty young players as evidence in favor of your argument. Theriot can actually hit. his swing is much better than Getz’s. if Getz can BABIP .310 or .320, then he’ll be the player we thought he could be (.280/.330/.380)…but that’s just nagging injury or bad luck from being a useless line. which is where we find him now.
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last 28 days
.281/.329/.391 with a .321 BABIP. He’s had one bad month. Granted, that makes up half of his PT so far, but you’re using a pretty small sample size if you’re writing him off for his career or even the rest of the season. And who said he can’t hit fastballs? It isn’t like you can’t learn to pull in the hands with a little experience. It isn’t like he can’t hit any fastball at all like Fields. Supposedly Beckham can’t hit an inside fastball either. Guess it’s time to write him off.
by Daniel Berlyn on Jun 19, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
i've been watching him for two months do the same thing over and over.
as soon as righties were regularly trying to bust him in, he started struggling. his problem may well be mechanical, but i know what i’m looking for. line drives on inside fastballs.
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i’ve been watching him for two months do the same thing over and over.
walker is working very hard
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
supposedly the Sox approach is to let the players go on their own
until they fail. but i know what you mean. yeah, it’s been kind of annoying. especially because i think i see the problem.
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Well, it doesn't seem like anyone's been trying to bust him in
hence all the oppo field singles
by Daniel Berlyn on Jun 19, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
you're just being contrary Col
we all know you love him really .
every little advance he makes – leads to people talking about the famous ’ lost interview ’
getzy!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
GETZ!
Stoney’s HR call isn’t bad.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
music to my ears!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
i missed it crap
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 19, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Such bullshit how idiot sports radio callers....
wanted to get on him about yesterday’s error……had a couple of hits…..made great play earlier in game….
NICE GOING CG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this has got to be Nix, Becks, and Fields.

i think we know which one is fields
I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!
that's funny
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 19, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
masset-calibrated gun
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Contreras is unappreciated as a sports marvel
given how many innings are on his arm and his age
by Daniel Berlyn on Jun 19, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
prior to the homerun
he was hitting .381 over the last 5 games
I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!
woah
Marty and Jeff are why Cincinnatians are dumb.
I’m not talking about any of your, though because RR has saved your soul. I tuned into my first WLW broadcast today thanks to MLB At Bat. It was pleasing at first, as Marty welcomed me to the ballgame and flawlessly provided the play by play without err.
Until Dickerson found himself on second base. Then came the second-grade-teacher tone telling me that "Jerry Hairston Jr’s role here is to move the runner over." So Hairston bunts, wastes an out, and substantially limits the Reds chances of scoring. But Phillips can’t get Hairston in, and the ONLY chance the Reds gave themselves to score is gone.
Sadly, Jeff and Marty blame Phillips and not the fact that the willingly Reds gave up 1/3 of their chance of scoring that inning. And so most of Cincinnati will do the same, believing that the only way to play the game is to limit yourself to one scoring opportunity per inning. Even if that inning is the FIRST INNING.
by Brian B on Jun 19, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
waitress, my coffee is far too bitter
Heavy rain and wind in the O'Hare area now
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
I know
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
damn the skank
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 19, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions
oy
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
get the bruce out
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
what the fuck is wrong with this commercial?
let a stranger drive you home?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
"Never take rides from strangers"
Conflicts with everything my parents ever taught me!
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Dude, I am in love with the blonde. She's hot, sassy, and knows her biz markie lyrics
Formerly Crede's Crew
If stranger = cab driver, I guess you'd be safe...
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
hmm...roommate's gf has two friends over for the weekend from Penn St.
One of them is incredibly hot. How do I play this?
They were asking for club/bar recs…I said I’m not a club guy but recommended my go to spot where my buddy works tonight…told roommate’s gf text me if they want to go.
Also told them about my joint bday (w 2 other friends) party tomorrow night.
Proper execution?
Formerly Crede's Crew
get them before BA's honey vibes go off and he finds them
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
probably already too late...they saw me watching the Sox game
Formerly Crede's Crew
ask someone online who's never met you
by Daniel Berlyn on Jun 19, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
ty, that step has been handled already
Formerly Crede's Crew
always ask if they like stripclubs
if they seem confused laugh a little and say you were joking. If they are in to them well…….
then just start stripping?
Formerly Crede's Crew
if only MM were here
“make them all feel bad about themselves and they’ll adore you.”
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good play
Depending on what kind of music/clubs they like it could be fun to hit one up.
I am very picky when it comes to them. I don’t like the commercial trance clubs filled with fratties, but a proper club with good beats can’t be beat
Wave that flag.... Wave it wide and high.. Summertime... Done come and gone, My oh my
yeah dude...I got turned off on the club scene here a few years back
it’s so f’ing annoying just trying to get in most of them (as a guy)…I usually just get sauced at bars and go that route.
Formerly Crede's Crew
ugh that sucks
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 19, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions
JD damn....
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Ut oh
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
goody
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 19, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions
go jose
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Jose says, "No hay de qué preocuparse."
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
I noticed that too...this is a great night so far
Formerly Crede's Crew
BB #18 & SB #11
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
not a good throw from Hanigan
Mmmmm, boy that Hennigans goes down smooth. And afterwords you don’t even smell. That’s right folks. I just had three shots of Hennigans and I don’t smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That’s Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell, scotch.
by Hawk is God on Jun 19, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
hows the taste?
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 19, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
here's a piece of advice for recent grads
Say you’ve got a big job interview. Throw back a couple of shots of Hennigans and you’ll be as loose as a goose and ready to roll in no time! And because it’s odorless, why it’ll be our little secret!
Red Reporter checking in
That is f’ing brilliant man. Well done.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 19, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Arroyo's hair seems to be getting curlier as the game goes on
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
you'resaying that because its like yours
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 19, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
isn't he a guitar player
so he needs that for his job since pitching isn’t working out so well. He even has a trash kick for solo’s
I didn't say I dislike his hair. I just said it looks curly.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Whats everyone drinkin tonight?
I’m hanging out with PBR tonight… getting ready for the layoff I guess
Phish tomm and sunday so nothing crazy for me
Wave that flag.... Wave it wide and high.. Summertime... Done come and gone, My oh my
just some leftover bud light...I have an engagement party and then my bday party tomorrow night
so I can’t get to blitzed either
Formerly Crede's Crew
Happy early b-day
Wave that flag.... Wave it wide and high.. Summertime... Done come and gone, My oh my
2% milk
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 19, 2009 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
10 feet to the right and the score is 3-1
I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!
blargh
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Somehow I just imagined that Stone is up in the booth with a sock puppet
Is it still the fourth inning?
Umm, Coop? Ozzie?
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
or lack thereof
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 19, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 19, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
you dont vote in monarchies
I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering silmite
held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine
providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your
king!
You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Why are the White Sox always winning...
and then losing?
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 19, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions
well, it's one or the other, unless you're tied
Formerly Crede's Crew
thome fails
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 19, 2009 8:21 PM CDT reply actions
The Killer: Heart Disease
Diagnosis: It’s the number one killer here and all across America. A 2001 report by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention shows that around 520 adults age 35 and older per 100,000 in Greater Cincinnati die each year from heart disease, placing us a bit better than the national average of 565 per 100,000. Updated national statistics released earlier this year by the American Heart Association indicate that mortality rates have decreased each year since 2000 due to improved medications and technologies, faster response times, and more prevention on the part of at-risk adults.
Risk Factors: Poor dietary habits—a diet high in fat and not enough fruits and vegetables—are the leading contributor to heart disease. The fallout from such a diet can result in other risk factors, such as high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and diabetes. Lack of exercise and a family history of cardiovascular disease also bump up your chances.
Prescription: Eat a variety of foods, and use up at least as many calories a day as you take in. The American Heart Association suggests 30 minutes of moderate intensity activity at least five days a week. Cardiologist Charles Hattemer sees the results every day: "Usually six months after a heart attack, my patients who focus on eating properly and exercising tell me that they feel better than they’ve ever felt." For additional recommendations, and to calculate calories and proper weight, visit www.americanheart.org.A
http://www.cincinnatimagazine.com/article.aspx?id=64450
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
no not gobble
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 19, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions
BTW...
Stoney by himself is actually quite boring.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 19, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions
Come on, Dotel. Get some outs!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
fail
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 19, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
no
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 19, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Oy
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Two freaking hits?
God this team sucks tonight.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
is that bad
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 19, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's gooooooooo Sox
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
wow paulie
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 19, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions
Stoney was channeling a little Harry Kalas on that one
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
I sat down to say 0% chance
now its up to .5%
"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09
I thought it caught the plate.
But he didn’t call the same pitch 2-3 times earlier in the game.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 19, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Pointless 9th inning homerun.
Also, this blog sucks at loading.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 19, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions
Jim Beam Club Tickets for 4
and you get to throw out the first pitch
"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09
i need drink after this game
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 19, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions
C'mon Gordo
earn your stripes.
"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09
Ugh
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
complete fail
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 19, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions
I wouldve preferred the shutout
"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09
Stone wasnt too bad but hes no Vin Scully

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09
hey gus,
your lovely TP abode didn’t lose power tonight? Mine did. I’m stuck at the in-laws. It’s 10pm and I’m sitting here drinking a Fat Tire in the dark, with 6 other people sleeping in the house.
On the positive side, i missed the entire game.
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
by SkanchoDanza on Jun 19, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Sounds like a good night to me.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 19, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
nope, I was forsaken to see that crap
I even had the AC on this afternoon to cool the place down.
I think my little shanty is part of the original Tinley grid with the old fire/police station.
I’ve never lost power here yet.
One question:
Why would you leave your dark house to go sit in your in-laws dark house?
Fat Tire is pretty good beer but damn.
"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09
Tinley Park blows, no more Bally Total Fitness
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 19, 2009 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions
since there was no hawk last night....
the sox lost because of those 2 ridiculous strike calls against JD in the 6th with alexei at first and no one out. chad fairchild was making some absolute garbage calls, including one on konerko in the following at bat. the motherfucker is a AAA ump filling in for someone on vacation.
anyway, look.
brian anderson would've caught that...

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