Gobbledygook
by The Cheat on Jun 2, 2009 8:42 PM CDT
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I think it's funny to picture them as completely different characters. One is Big and one is Hairy. But neither are both.
anyone up for takeout?
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I think it's funny to picture them as completely different characters. One is Big and one is Hairy. But neither are both.
by homesickalien on Jun 2, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Think you can handle it?
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Jun 2, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
HAHAHA!
I think it's funny to picture them as completely different characters. One is Big and one is Hairy. But neither are both.
by homesickalien on Jun 2, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
I think it's funny to picture them as completely different characters. One is Big and one is Hairy. But neither are both.
by homesickalien on Jun 2, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Clearly.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Jun 2, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Only a "big boy" at the end would have made that funnier. :)
I think it's funny to picture them as completely different characters. One is Big and one is Hairy. But neither are both.
by homesickalien on Jun 2, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
dammit, youre right.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Jun 2, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
what are the weight splits on that?
am i reading it correctly as g/8th/Q!/oz?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
A lot of you guys hated and made fun of Uribe.....
I bet you wish we still had him as the backup third baseman… instead we are stuck with this asshole. what a jerk
Kenwo4life=ratings
Hated? No. Made fun of? Absolutely.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jun 2, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
That's not even a question.
I think it's funny to picture them as completely different characters. One is Big and one is Hairy. But neither are both.
by homesickalien on Jun 2, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Gobble = OK against lefties.
Against righties…
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
that's so bad
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 2, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
brutal fashion too.
guy reached 1st on a wild pitch 3rd strike then followed by a francoeur homer in the 9th. 5 runs on 3 hits for atlanta.
brian anderson would've caught that...
like i just posted on the frank thomas thread
if we signed frank and got rid of betemit ozzie wouldn’t have the option of putting this no talent assclown at third. it is a great move even if thomas never gets a hit.
Kenwo4life=ratings
man, it suck coming home from a really good practice to a 5-0 deficit to the A's
Banned - by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT
you know, next time you have a blog night
ask hahn why the sox make every starter facing them for the first time look like cy young.
Is it still the fourth inning?
We had him early on.
I think that Pods pick off calmed him down (minus the shaky start to the following inning).
by Black Sox Baseball on Jun 2, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
i haven't been this angry about a game
since the game that was resumed against baltimore last year.
brian anderson would've caught that...
So it's your fault...
I think it's funny to picture them as completely different characters. One is Big and one is Hairy. But neither are both.
by homesickalien on Jun 2, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
You didn't pick up a third baseman while you were there by any chance, did you?
by The Actual El Guapo on Jun 2, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
He's no portslut, Guapo.
I think it's funny to picture them as completely different characters. One is Big and one is Hairy. But neither are both.
by homesickalien on Jun 2, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Just drive down to Charlotte, throw Gordon Beckham in your trunk
and set him free at 35th and Shields
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
Make sure to throw him a map anyway. Kid's not a scholar and we wouldn't want him hopping anything northbound.
I think it's funny to picture them as completely different characters. One is Big and one is Hairy. But neither are both.
by homesickalien on Jun 2, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Our old friend circles is winning friends and influencing people over at BCB tonight.
Apparently trying to match Joecoolman’s record for SB Nation bannings.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jun 2, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions
I saw, while skimming, no less than 3 "That's what she said's." Unfuckingbelievable.
I think it's funny to picture them as completely different characters. One is Big and one is Hairy. But neither are both.
by homesickalien on Jun 2, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So stupid!
Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..
by defensive indifference on Jun 2, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Pretty sure this is the first time Betemit has been in the starting lineup since our winning streak began on the 19th.
hmmmmm.
I think it's funny to picture them as completely different characters. One is Big and one is Hairy. But neither are both.
what's there?
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 2, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Field of Dreams.
Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..
by defensive indifference on Jun 2, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
he has a dream , all right
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 2, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah!
What a jerk!
Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..
by defensive indifference on Jun 2, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
i'd take idiot, has a better ring
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 2, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Correct if I am wrong...I know I missed at least the 20-1 loss while I was on vacation...
I think it's funny to picture them as completely different characters. One is Big and one is Hairy. But neither are both.
by homesickalien on Jun 2, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
his error cost colon in that 20-1 game too.
why would you play your worst defensive player multiple times for the pitcher who needs defense the most… makes no sense
Kenwo4life=ratings
Nonsensical - seems to sum up Ozzie's acquisition of, and subsequent use of Betemit.
I think it's funny to picture them as completely different characters. One is Big and one is Hairy. But neither are both.
by homesickalien on Jun 2, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
josh needs to rest up
you can’t get all those Ks on an empty tank, my friend
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
The Savior
1-4, 2B
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Jun 2, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Shit. That weakens his BA.
I think it's funny to picture them as completely different characters. One is Big and one is Hairy. But neither are both.
by homesickalien on Jun 2, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
We're roused, we're roused!
I think it's funny to picture them as completely different characters. One is Big and one is Hairy. But neither are both.
by homesickalien on Jun 2, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Wise with quite a nice play there. And not injured, woot.
I think it's funny to picture them as completely different characters. One is Big and one is Hairy. But neither are both.
haha. I like the effort, though.
I think it's funny to picture them as completely different characters. One is Big and one is Hairy. But neither are both.
by homesickalien on Jun 2, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
can i run him over plz?
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 2, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Jun 2, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
both of you suck
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 2, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
clearly.
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 2, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
indeed
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
really
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 2, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
yes.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Jun 2, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
that's enough
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 2, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
K
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Jun 2, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
fields?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 2, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
always
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 2, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
How much did he pay Holliday for that one?
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
at least his first major league strikeout was a good one?
there are so many things wrong with that statement…
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
Star with it being a question and not a statement?
:P
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Jun 2, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Gobble=bad
Whisler=worse
Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.
where do we get these idiots from?
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 2, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Brought to you by Nu-Finish.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
What do we think of Whisler's throwyness?
Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..
by defensive indifference on Jun 2, 2009 9:37 PM CDT reply actions
HIGH STRIKEOUT RATE IN THE MAJORS
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
by Jbasic89 on Jun 2, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I hope everyone brought their tippin caps tonight
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
I hope that's not a real hat
I wouldn’t wish that thing on my worst enemy.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Well, maybe him.
He deserves to be that embarrassed.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
i blame him for the loss
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 2, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
+1
Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 2, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
oh no
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 2, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Now that one's funny
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
What a stupid looking turtleneck.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 2, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
that is not possible
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 2, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
is that betemit
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 2, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
this has to be the worst one
when ever would this hat even come close to being a good idea?
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
are you serious
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 2, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..
by defensive indifference on Jun 2, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions
Weak.
The record is 30.
Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..
by defensive indifference on Jun 2, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you kidding me?
Up 5-0 I leave and go to Border’s thinking the game is over. AND THEY BLOW IT?! Fuck you Kevin Gregg. My God what a worthless pitcher.
by kanderber on Jun 2, 2009 8:51 PM CDT
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 2, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
haha he went to borders lol
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
by Jbasic89 on Jun 2, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You can't have a lineup that has
Wise
Nix
Pods
Betemit
and expect really good results. I say this knowing that Pods .330 OBP has actually be tolerable given the alternatives. But I’m lumping him in there because I think it’s unsustainable. And also his outs on the basepaths piss me off.
If the Sox could replace 2 of those black holes with league averageish performance the offense might actually be OK. I’m voting Wise and Betemit sit. Maybe even on another team’s bench.
For now I'd go with BA and GB
Longer term, I’m hoping for GB and Q
by hitlesswonder on Jun 2, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
DFA
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 2, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
LMFAO
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 2, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Can they get those fake dads from the prostate cancer commercials?
I’m pretty sure a bunch of sticks wrapped around each other and a tin can for a head would be a better player than Betemit.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
Ahhhg - just got back from that... whatever it was
What a piece of crap Ozzie put on the field today – wasted outing from Colon
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...
670's post game is covering it
but really we lost the game after the first two, after we failed to put up some runs in the 4th I knew we were in trouble. We had people on base and just didn’t bring them in ala last year
"a methead"
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