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White Sox Flummoxed Against First-Timer, Again

Scott Podsednik's first inning CS was a sign of things to come for the White Sox.

More photos » by Charles Rex Arbogast - AP

Scott Podsednik's first inning CS was a sign of things to come for the White Sox.

You know about the White Sox inability to hit pitchers they've never faced before. So rather than blathering on about it, I'll just post the gory stats.


White Sox vs. Pitchers they've never faced before

W-L GSIP ER ERA
First Timers 5-1 8 51.2 9 1.57

Tuesday's game had a familiar feeling to it in more ways than one. The first time through the order closely mirrored yesterday's game, with Bartolo Colon surrendering an early run on one ringing hit while the Sox were unable to capitalize on a youngster who was a bit shaky. And that's the ironic part about the game; the more the White Sox saw of Vinny Mazzaro the less chance they had against him.

Add in Wilson Betemit playing behind Colon and you've got yourself a recipe for a parade of unearned runs in an eventual blowout. Betemit is well on his way to cementing himself as one of the White Sox worst pickups in recent memory. The Swisher deal was bad when we considered Betemit simply a poor utility man, but Betemit has yet to show more utility than the comically over-matched Brent Lillibridge. His defense (everywhere, but specifically) at 3B makes Josh Fields appear competent, which is quite a feat.

It's nearly impossible to come up with a reason for Betemit's presense on the club. His bat has never played in the AL. Nix is a better defender and baserunner. Honestly, if Fields wasn't the one about to be demoted for Gordon Beckham, he'd be gone for sure. So congratulations, Wilson. You found a team willing to keep you around because you've already been tagged as a utility player, and they continue to hold out hope that their former first-round pick isn't a complete bust. It's good work, if you can get it.

Star-divide

Elsewhere, Scott Gregor speculates that Jose Contreras could be taking Colon's spot in the rotation.

Jose Contreras is scheduled to come up and start one of the day-night doubleheader games against the Detroit Tigers on Monday. If Contreras pitches well, don't be surprised if the White Sox strongly consider leaving him in the rotation and taking out Bartolo Colon.

There seems to be considerable sentiment among the beat writers that Contreras' demotion has gone swimmingly. Certainly they have more access than I, and I haven't actually seen or listened to any of Counts AAA outings. But his pitching lines, aside from the run prevention, don't inspire much confidence. I know, aside from the headwound, Mr. Lincoln, how was the show?

Contreras' problem, the main reason for his demotion, was a lack of control in the strike zone with his fastball and the complete lack of his forkball. In other words he needed to work on his control. So what did contreras do in his latest outing that has the beat guys singing his praise? Walk 4 and strikeout 3 over 6.2 innings. Hardly anything that's indicative of a guy who's got it all figured out now.

Even if Contreras was to pitch swimmingly in the Monday DH, that shouldn't be enough to unseat Colon. Count showed surprising command in a single outing late in spring training, and the Sox may have paid a win or two in judging him on that data point. Why should they trust another single data point in Count's comeback? Make him prove it.

While fully acknowledging that Colon is a nothing more than a 5-inning, one-pitch pitcher right now, he still gives the Sox the chance to win the game anytime Betemit isn't manning 3B. Until Contreras proves the same, maybe by being Colon's 6th-9th inning caddy, he shouldn't be in the conversation.

How crazy is it that it's not Clayton Richard who the writers are talking about replacing?

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sometimes you just gotta tip your cap.... ;)

get wilson some new goggles or something….it’s crazy how shitty he is…wasn’t he touted as a top prospect when he was with the braves?

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Jun 2, 2009 10:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah, he was a legit prospect once

so was Fields… and that’s the irony I was kinda trying to highlight there. Betemit will likely still have a place on this team at the end of the month, but Fields won’t. And it’s all because of the prospect status. The Sox will still try to nurse Fields back to life/marketability, whereas Betemit is sunk cost, no longer a prospect, and therefore likely to play… hopefully, sparingly.

by The Cheat on Jun 2, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

betemit was a top prospect.

like, top ten in baseball. fields was never much more than a guy sneaking into a top 100 list.

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by larry on Jun 2, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fields did more than sneak on

it’s just that smart people — ahem — were never convinced his bat would play with his contact rate

by The Cheat on Jun 2, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it sucks that sox got the one bad year from swisher

sandwiched between 3 good ones. Oh well.

You really think Cheat that after the 2007 debut Fields had that he wouldn’t at least turn into a mediocre defensive version of Joe Crede?

Did you also see Chris Young completely failing as a major league hitter after absolutely tearing up the minors? A guy who had a 277/377/530 line at bham as a 21 year old?

I’m not really sure what my point is, other than that player evaluation is pretty fucking hard.

by madvillian on Jun 3, 2009 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't see Young failing

at least not after his AAA campaign… He had holes in his game/swing when he was traded, but he seemed to trim his K-rate drastically in Tucson, outshining Q! in the process. But yeah, there was a reason I reluctantly ranked Young behind Anderson (and Sweeney?) following his AA campaign.

As for Fields, there was a period of time, say June ’07 to September ’07 when I thought he would be a better offensive player than Crede, with the theory being that it was “easier” to learn to hit an average major league fastball than the average ML breaking ball. Woops… At least I can point to the few hundred times I begged for him to be traded — even for Linebrink at one point — because I never thought he would stick.

by The Cheat on Jun 3, 2009 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fair enough, it sure as hell seems more players can't hit a breaking ball then vice versa

i always bring up my shitty d3 college experience, but even in that league guys could hit fastballs, even the elite guys that were throwing in the upper 80’s to low 90’s, if guys could get started early enough they could hit it.

of course nobody could really hit a quality off speed offering, which is why it was d3.

disappointing to see Fields can’t seem to get it together on fastballs.

by madvillian on Jun 3, 2009 12:45 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lots of minor leaguers can't hit a quality off speed offering, either.

look at how dan remenowsky is cutting apart A ballers for kannapolis.

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by larry on Jun 3, 2009 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is there any other option we can take to get betemit out of here and find someone else

i mean…it’s really shit to watch him play…and i now us bitching about him will probably somehow help his play…but hell…isn’t mark grudzielanek without a job right now and damion easley as well…sure they are old as hell but could at least play a better defense then goggles at third, short or second…and with goggles gone if paulie needs an off day why the hell not throw fields ass over there for a day if he’s still here….or am i being completely idiotic with saying any of this

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Jun 2, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

eh, wilson sucks, but they aren't going to DFA him in order to make room for a one year guy

it’s not like this is a team a good bench player away from contending. they need lots of help.

by madvillian on Jun 3, 2009 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

its amazing how things can change in one day

last night we were talking about winning 27 games in June, now we are back in fire sale mode. i love it

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on Jun 3, 2009 1:00 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea, clearly KW is in fire sale mode, see Peavey, Oswalt

this is an average team. A good team can afford to make incremental improvements such as to their bench.

this sox team needs major upgrades if it wants to compete this year. Peavey probalby would have been a huge piece. Getting CQ back with Peavey could have taken this to a 90+ win team.

But that hasn’t happened and Betemit isn’t going to be dropped for a “lighting in a bottle” rental.

by madvillian on Jun 3, 2009 1:19 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

who is talking about a firesale?

i can’t find it, but then again cntr-f can be misleading.

by madvillian on Jun 3, 2009 1:36 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Venture is having one too

Oh wait that was 10 years ago, my bad!

"My heart has always been in Miami and so I'm truly excited to call myself a Dolphin once again."-Jason Taylor 05-13-09

by rangerjae on Jun 3, 2009 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sox have 5 picks in the first 102.

Picking at 23, 38, 61, 71, and 102.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/chi-01-white-sox-brite-chicagojun01,0,6113506.story

And there is a draft post up btw.

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/5/24/885283/2009-mlb-draft

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on Jun 3, 2009 2:04 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice

6 days until the draft!

I hope we’re able to package a deal of our first rounder, Brian Urlacher and a night on the town with Mrs. Cowley for Ryan Braun and some cheese curds.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jun 3, 2009 7:16 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Include Walker and Farmer.

"How could he lose it in the sun? He's from Mexico."

Harry Caray on Jorge Orta dropping a high pop fly on a bright, sunny day in Comiskey Park.

by ballyb on Jun 3, 2009 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And whichever one of Kenny's kids we end up drafting this year.

WordUpThome: BUT THE "FUN FACTS" ON THE BACKS OF YOUR BASED BALL CARDS SAY THAT YOU ARE A RELEVANCE ENTHUSIAST

by thatballhitdeepwayback on Jun 3, 2009 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's pathetic

is the records posted above against first time pitchers is only this years stats. What is it in the previous 3-5 years? Just as bad.

Is it the advanced scouting? Greg Walker? The players not putting the time in to watch film against these guys?

One would think the organization would have tried to correct this over the years as it is an obvious black cat to our bats.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jun 3, 2009 7:21 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I dunno if you can turn the wheel on the stat-o-ma-truck this way

but I’d be curious about two things:

-The line against first time pitchers over the last 3 years
-The line against the same pitchers the subsequent times the white sox see them.

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 3, 2009 8:04 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What?

No more music references?

by FAQ on Jun 3, 2009 7:40 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ain't no sunshine when (s)he's gone (Beckham).

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jun 3, 2009 7:52 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

U-God does those for his team previews.

I think it's funny to picture them as completely different characters. One is Big and one is Hairy. But neither are both.

by homesickalien on Jun 3, 2009 8:25 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and i already have the next one figured out

thank you milwaukee

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jun 3, 2009 8:26 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alice Cooper?

I think it's funny to picture them as completely different characters. One is Big and one is Hairy. But neither are both.

by homesickalien on Jun 3, 2009 8:59 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that would be good

but i was thinking flogging molly

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jun 3, 2009 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hah I new it!

What made Milwaukee Famous(Made a loser out of me) is awesome.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on Jun 3, 2009 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it is a damn fine song

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jun 3, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice link in your sig

your choice of toppings looked a little odd at some places.

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 3, 2009 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This game was a wet bag of fucksticks.

I think it's funny to picture them as completely different characters. One is Big and one is Hairy. But neither are both.

by homesickalien on Jun 3, 2009 8:26 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh my

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 3, 2009 8:35 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would say a dry bag!

The offense was dry!

"My heart has always been in Miami and so I'm truly excited to call myself a Dolphin once again."-Jason Taylor 05-13-09

by rangerjae on Jun 3, 2009 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

DFA Betttemit, Feilds, and Gibble

Call up Beckman; Towers; and Proeda. DFA Coop after that start by Bartoolo last night! Season is over.

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 3, 2009 8:38 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Im surprised you spelled DFA right.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on Jun 3, 2009 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lineup tonight

OLB Beckman
2B Nix
SS Alexei
RW Pods
RF Dye
CF Shooter
C Towers
1B T-Bone
RT KenWo

SP Prada

White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry

by larry on Jun 3, 2009 9:04 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

But who's playing short center?

I think it's funny to picture them as completely different characters. One is Big and one is Hairy. But neither are both.

by homesickalien on Jun 3, 2009 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

KenWo

=X

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 3, 2009 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah i screwed that up eh? would have been more believable as DAF

Woosh!

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 3, 2009 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beckman rules!

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 3, 2009 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Call up Becker?

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 3, 2009 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

who the fuck is Towers

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Jun 3, 2009 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

i think it's a bizarro version of tyler flowers

same with proeda

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jun 3, 2009 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kevin

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 3, 2009 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Add Wise to that too

Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...

by Brush Back on Jun 3, 2009 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Listen, boys....

This averageish team has a good chance to win this division(and then it’s crapshoot time) the SOONER they get Beckham and Quentin in this lineup. That’s in their control. Further tinkering may be needed, but we likely lose .15 games every game those two aren’t in the lineup.

by dantesox on Jun 3, 2009 10:19 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

so even when we win without them in the lineup we lose .15 games?

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jun 3, 2009 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that is a patently ridiculous valuation of those two players.

White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry

by larry on Jun 3, 2009 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You don't think a rookie and a gimpy Q is worth 16.65 wins over Fields/Nix and Anderson?!?!

Of course, if Betemit is the 3B that GB would be replacing, 16.65 might be low….

by hitlesswonder on Jun 3, 2009 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is dantesox

phil rogers?

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 3, 2009 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 players leave, 2 players come in

They wouldn’t be better off.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 3, 2009 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

a-rod and texeiera leave

they aquire Macowiak and Betemit. Break even right?

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 3, 2009 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

by phil's math

yes!

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 3, 2009 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK, I'll bite: how did you come up with .15?

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on Jun 3, 2009 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"i'll bite"

DONT TAKE THE BATE!

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 3, 2009 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on Jun 3, 2009 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

c'mon man make it work safe.

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 3, 2009 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Learn to spell.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on Jun 3, 2009 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok i'll try next time i am not joking around.

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 3, 2009 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on Jun 3, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

says the "gay called..." / iguana shit poster

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 3, 2009 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 3, 2009 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think if we had signed Abreu

that we would be in first right now, but thats me.

You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

by jc2313 on Jun 3, 2009 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He alone is worth

.14256543 wins per game

You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

by jc2313 on Jun 3, 2009 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's .14256544 wins per game

better check your math

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jun 3, 2009 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's like this, Mr. U-god....

let’s say we play the next 30 games without them….I’m saying instead of going a mythical 14-16 we’d go 18-12….ah…just saw lar chiming in….OK….that is an overvaluation…..let’s make that 16.5-13.5.

by dantesox on Jun 3, 2009 10:26 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

so we're still just grasping numbers out of thin air?

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jun 3, 2009 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is "mythical" the same as "mystical" with a lisp?

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on Jun 3, 2009 10:29 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

NOT a reply fial. Question is for everyone!

clearly

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on Jun 3, 2009 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it just feels like a reply fial

i can’t explain why though.

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 3, 2009 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I knew you guys would go apeshit once I started throwing out numbers.

You get the point…..this is a winnable division if we stop fucking around, wasting time.

by dantesox on Jun 3, 2009 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is a readable blog if YOU stop fucking around, wasting time.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on Jun 3, 2009 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would pay to see you go toe to toe with larry

you will have to get through his first line of defense, U-God.

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 3, 2009 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sure you can take care of him

Run him over with your Lex.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 3, 2009 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

true,

not for dantesox though… I traded that in and got a Mercedes. BTW

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 3, 2009 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which model?

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 3, 2009 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

which one?

I have a different model for each day of the week.

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 3, 2009 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, so you got a Transformer

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 3, 2009 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

no i still got the lex

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 3, 2009 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wouldn't want to dent up the front end though

I would use my girl’s car for that!

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 3, 2009 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel like if the Sox fire Ozzie and use a animatronic lizard to manage games

Our chances of winning the World Series go up 32%.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 3, 2009 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

and ticket sales would sky rocket

what with the kiddies wanting to see the dinosaur and what not.

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on Jun 3, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on Jun 3, 2009 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I was at that game.

"How could he lose it in the sun? He's from Mexico."

Harry Caray on Jorge Orta dropping a high pop fly on a bright, sunny day in Comiskey Park.

by ballyb on Jun 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mark: "So I'm gonna throw a fastball"

Lizard: “Roar.”

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 3, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone know...

Is this “we blow vs. first timers” a White Sox phenomena, or are other teams equally as inept vs. these guys?

It makes no sense that veterans like Thome, JD and Konerko don’t have success against these rookies. I know they’ve never seen them…but a newbie is a newbie and is bound to make a few mistakes, right?

Just freakining amazing.

"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty." - Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)

by tailgater on Jun 3, 2009 10:44 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What? Where's the DeWayne love?

"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty." - Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)

by tailgater on Jun 3, 2009 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

reply fial

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 3, 2009 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's coincidence when it happens seemingly every time?

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 3, 2009 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's a nightmarish pattern...and an excuse when you lose

If they could pound one of these guys, he’d crap his pants and be gone by the 3rd inning.

"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty." - Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)

by tailgater on Jun 3, 2009 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who was the (KC I think) starter who walked like 18 Sox in a row in his debut?

Those were the days…

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on Jun 3, 2009 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's when a rookie was a rookie...

…and the veterans took batting practice against them.

"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty." - Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)

by tailgater on Jun 3, 2009 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Breaking news: Seattle issued a Heat Advisory. Why? Because it COULD hit the 90's today.

OHHHH NOOOOOES!

These people are out of control.

I think it's funny to picture them as completely different characters. One is Big and one is Hairy. But neither are both.

by homesickalien on Jun 3, 2009 10:59 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Lots of "ice coffee" sales at Starbucks today

"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty." - Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)

by tailgater on Jun 3, 2009 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

(One by my house advertises "Bikini Baristas" but when you get close enough, you see they are actually wearing pasties).

I know this sounds like a swell thing to most of you…but this dude who owns about 10 or so of these huts is a big pervert and the girls are exactly what you’d expect…..MM’s type, if you will.

Had security cameras installed “for protection.” Everyone knows he’s at home jerking off while he monitors the huts.
And you ALWAYS see a creep or two in line there. Always.

I think it's funny to picture them as completely different characters. One is Big and one is Hairy. But neither are both.

by homesickalien on Jun 3, 2009 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

My favorite hut is called "The Scalded Nipple"

"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty." - Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)

by tailgater on Jun 3, 2009 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha! Very nice.

I think it's funny to picture them as completely different characters. One is Big and one is Hairy. But neither are both.

by homesickalien on Jun 3, 2009 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

mmmm

buffalo shrimp. mmmmmm

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 3, 2009 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

buncha whiners.

I think it's funny to picture them as completely different characters. One is Big and one is Hairy. But neither are both.

by homesickalien on Jun 3, 2009 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the in-laws take in movies on those days out there

no AC at the crib

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on Jun 3, 2009 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still can't get over how they once cancelled school because it snowed 2 inches.

Pansies can’t manage the elevation there.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 3, 2009 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No Chicago tough at all.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on Jun 3, 2009 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

quick poll. which move was worse?

A) intentionally walking jack cust to face matt holliday last night? or

2)putting a shift on for eric hinske on july 20, 2007 with a 3-1 lead and a man on first and no one out in the 5th inning resulting in a bunt single to a vacated third base and helping lead to a 4 run inning?

not that i’m bitter, mind you.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 3, 2009 12:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bitter? I thought you were angry. So. Angry.

I think it's funny to picture them as completely different characters. One is Big and one is Hairy. But neither are both.

by homesickalien on Jun 3, 2009 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Signing Bittermitt, Bettermit, Bette...whatever.

"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty." - Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)

by tailgater on Jun 3, 2009 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was at the game.....and thought the dancing around Jack Cust was

absolutely ridiculous….is Ozzie not following what’s going on around the league? Yeah, I realize Cust hit the HR in the previous AB….but Holliday has been crushing the ball of late….horrible.

by stanchar on Jun 3, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Josh Fields

Joe Cowley was on WSCR this morning and commented that part of Fields’ lack of consistent success is because after playing several games in a row he becomes “tired.”

Tired? At 26 years of age? Puh-lease.

And what the hell happened to his power numbers? His average is close to his 2007 average when he got a lot of playing time, but all of his other numbers are way down.

Perhaps Beckham’s footsteps are making him feel a little “unsettled.”

"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty." - Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)

by tailgater on Jun 3, 2009 1:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cowley doesn't know that Fields is banging the wife. Hence the exhaustion.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on Jun 3, 2009 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If that was a legit excuse, Pods would be dead by now.

"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty." - Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)

by tailgater on Jun 3, 2009 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, pods did have groin issues in the past

and trying my best not to be a SSH-masochist, i am kind of expecting pods to blow the groin at some point this season.

Always bet on black!

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 3, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's all they have for a leadoff hitter right now

If there is someone to be had in 2010, KW would dump him in a heartbeat.

"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty." - Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)

by tailgater on Jun 3, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

his wife just squirted out a child.

they’re probably not back up to full capacity yet.

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by larry on Jun 3, 2009 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

shes a busy lady.

is she actually hot? gets a lot of play here.

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on Jun 3, 2009 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

She's pretty good looking. For a blonde.

I think it's funny to picture them as completely different characters. One is Big and one is Hairy. But neither are both.

by homesickalien on Jun 3, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

for a blonde?

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 3, 2009 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTGTD has a good point, we're going to need a curtain/carpet match check

i’ll volunteer, i know the rest of y’all are busy.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 3, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hah

most blondes dye the drapes.

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 4, 2009 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Y'all"?

“Y’all”? Fer Chrissakes.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 4, 2009 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah. I think most blondes look exactly the same. Really wouldn't be able to pick this one out of a crowd of blondes, but she's pretty.

I think it's funny to picture them as completely different characters. One is Big and one is Hairy. But neither are both.

by homesickalien on Jun 3, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

see 2003

http://www.stpauligirl.com/pastgirls.php#

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on Jun 3, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The hair on those girls

doesn’t get tolerable until at least 1999

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Jun 3, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you don't enjoy the hilarious hair of 1985?

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jun 3, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ah. she's the one with the sore groin.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on Jun 3, 2009 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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