And Los Angeles is Burning: A Los Angeles Dodgers Preview
A brief look at an opponent we play this week.
Dates we play them: 6/23-6/25 at home
Offense: A potential lineup: Juan Pierre-LF, Rafael Furcal-SS, Orlando Hudson-2B, Casey Blake-3B, Andre Ethier-RF, Matt Kemp-CF, James Loney-1B, Russell Martin-C, Mark Loretta-DH
Did anyone actually think the Dodgers would have the best record in baseball with one week left in June? And that they would be able to do it without the Herculean man-child named Manny Ramirez? If you're raising your hand, you are full of it. Not even WTGTD could have predicted this with is magical powers. No single player on the Dodgers benefited more from Manny's suspension than Juan Pierre. The 31 year old speedster hit the gate running and has not looked back. He has 17 steals and if the season ended today would have set career highs in AVG, OBP, SLG, OPS, and OPS+. And that makes me happy. I felt bad for the guy this off-season, but it looked like everything worked out for him. Plus he even gets his name dropped by Jay-Z. Rafael Furcal has kind of done the opposite. His defense has been great, but his speed is down and so are his batting stats. It could be a result of the back injury he sustained last season, or the result of John Schuerholz taking up voodoo. Whatever it is, you can bet the Dodgers are praying it'll get fixed as they owe him $20.5 million over the next two seasons. For some reason, perenial White Sox All-Star Orlando Hudson is batting third for LA. I don't really understand it either, but it's not like he isn't hitting. He hit for the cycle this year and has seemingly made the impossible possible. Casey Blake is hitting better than he has any right to. This is due to his .352 BABIP, which is .044 points higher than normal. Hopefully regressions strikes this week. He's yet another over-30 veteren Ned Colletti decided to give a three-year deal to.
The next four hitters are the most interesting of the lineup, as they make up the young core. Andre Ethier, he of FJM fame (I miss them so), is on pace to set new career highs in homers, doubles, and steals. His slash-line stats are a little on the low-side for him, but his BABIP is down so that should fix itself over the season. And he's a blogger. The Bison on the other hand is a BABIP machine (career .379!). Kemp is my favorite of the young Dodgers. He's 24, fast, strong, and a good fielder. His best years lie ahead of him, as long as he stays away from Dodger's outfielder hater Mike Winters. James Loney is still young, but doesn't have the power you expect out of a corner infielder. He isn't a bad option, but unless he starts to develop some pop he might not be manning first at Chavez Ravine for too long, no matter how much he promotes our constitutional rights. Russell Martin, or Turtle as I like to call him, has something wrong with him. He's still drawing his walks and his BABIP and LD% are almost right in line with his career numbers, but for some reason he just isn't getting his hits and power is all but gone. Here's hoping he figures out what is wrong, but not until Friday at the soonest. Mark Loretta is still playing baseball? Seriously? Not that he was ever anything terrifying before, but old age has robbed him of almost all of his worth with a bat.
Pitching: A potential rotation and closer: Chad Billingsley-RHP, Randy Wolf-LHP, Hiroki Kuroda-RHP, Clayton Kershaw-LHP and Jonathan Broxton-RHP.
That's right, according to their depth chart the Dodgers are using a four-man rotation. There is no doubt Chad Billinsgley is having a great season (ERA+ of 150). The only thing that seems unsustainable is his HR/9 of .27 considering his FB% is still the same. When regression hits in that regard, he'll still be an above-average starter who is only 24. One of the men who almost got the Astros to the playoffs (if not for our wonderful commisioner), Randy Wolf seems to have found the second-wind of his career. He's a lefty who throws in the high-80s, with a curve, change, and slider. Hiroki is basically having the same solidly above-average season that he had last year. He lives off of his fastball and slider. Clayton Kershaw is the future ace of LA's rotation. He throws a mid-90s fastball and a solid curve from the left-side. Thankfully, he doesn't get a pass as a pitcher we haven't seen before. Jonathan Broxton is on his way to becoming the Senior Circuit's premier closer. He has a steller K/BB ratio to go along with his over-powering fastball (97.4 mph this season) and devestating slider.
Outlook: Bad. The Dodger's are a very good team and quite possibly the best one we've played this year. Prediction: 1-2.
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Great job, UG.
See, Cheat. This is what these are SUPPOSED to look like – cool links, funny references, not just the unsubstantiated musings of a guy looking to hit the exits.
;)
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
I'd like to see some commentary from you, WU
Words spelled incorrectly, memory lapsed sentences, Viagra and FiberCon references, Benny Goodman and Guy Lambardo songs and pictures of the Hindenburg. It would sound like a tape of my grandmother and her elderly neighbor discussing life over breakfast: “Ah, Lona it seems life has really runs its course on us” “You’re right Betty, I think chicken and dumplings would be great for lunch.” “No Lona, I said life has been long and hard.” “ahhh Betty, I would really appreciate you knitting me that sweater.”
Cheat, I think you do a great job on your posts – same with all of the editors. I don’t complain like that OPOS, WU. :)
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 23, 2009 7:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Cheat is making Henry Ford look like a genius
by emulating “I hire smart people to make me look smart”. And they don’t whine. And they can take a joke. And Cheat still runs his site as he sees fit. Win-win-win.
I love you guys.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
great review
i would hate to be in your fantasy league
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 23, 2009 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions
I suck at it,
as I pay no attention to it. I like giving Cheat a hard time. I believe he takes no offense. I am still able to cloak.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 23, 2009 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
But can you "dagger"?
"I put up some beautiful number." – Sammy Sosa
"I wouldn't know a steroid from a reefer." - Lou Piniella
by tailgater on Jun 23, 2009 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
actually
Los Angeles Dodgers 98-64: The Dodgers have a ton of talent on offense and on the pitching staff. Manny Ramirez will lead the Dodgers to the West championship, but he is not alone. Matt Kemp, Andre Ethier, James Loney, Russell Martin,Orlando Hudson, Rafael Furcal and Casey Blake give the Dodgers the best offense in the N.L. Hiroki Kuroda, Chad Billingsley, Randy Wolf and Clayton Kershaw will get plenty of run support… a lot more than they actually need. Jonathan Broxton has a rocket for an arm and will be as good as any closer in baseball. The rest of the bullpen with Hong Chih Kuo, Cory Wade and Gulliermo Mota is deep and good. First place in the much improved NL West.
that was taken from my predictions from the beginning of the season :)
Kenwo4life=ratings
except that Ramirez hasn't led them to shit
and they don’t have the NL’s best offense
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Way to crap on someone else's work.
Kenwo’s Summer Vacation = Bataan Death March of SSS Self-Congratulatory Posts.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
and you think
im an asshole
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 23, 2009 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions
For your DUI views only.
And thank you.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 23, 2009 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
You're thinking of Grinder in Training's DUI views. This guy = asshole who posted near-naked muscle pics of 'himself' while asking me out one week, and then told me he thinks I'm not good-looking the next one....ring a bell?
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 23, 2009 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
WTF? I bet you were devastated...
Formerly Crede's Crew
I thought that was Soljaboy
"I put up some beautiful number." – Sammy Sosa
"I wouldn't know a steroid from a reefer." - Lou Piniella
Utterly shattered.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 23, 2009 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions
sometimes it's better not to aim so high...
(no pun intended)
Formerly Crede's Crew
Oops.
Sorry, GIT. Didn’t look beyond the “Grinder”. Just like Eckstein/Erstad fans…
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 23, 2009 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
No problem
You know things like that will happen once you take up grinding. Or supporting drunk drivers.
by Grinder in Training on Jun 23, 2009 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
DONT MISQOUTE ME
and my point was that you were even more conceded then i originally thought, when you labeled yourself as a “downfall” is all
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 23, 2009 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
please do
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 23, 2009 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Not my fight.
Why revisit it?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 23, 2009 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I just thought you'd enjoy the misspellings
Formerly Crede's Crew
WU asked, and I answered based on experience, which you would know nothing about (my experiences being the 'downfall' of many men). That's not conceited, homeslice; that's the truth. Anyone who knows me would tell you the same.
I’m not proud of it and it and it actually hurts me every time too, but I have broken a whole lot of hearts. I don’t see how saying so classifies me as conceited. It’s a fact.
Pretty girls apparently can’t speak plainly or appear confident or else it comes off as conceited.
I’ll sure try to be less secure and more censored so I’m not misinterpreted next time.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 23, 2009 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions
ok hsa, point made
again, like the last argument, i apologize…
i do not want to be “the asshole” on here to piss you or anyone else off…also, i will use spell check more often.
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 23, 2009 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I used to like to break conceited girls down
and build em back up…. ahh the good ol days.
Kenwo4life=ratings
conceited
someone’s got wu syndrome
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
I know how to spell.
Not how to type.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 23, 2009 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
LA Bullpen
Guo is on the DL (probably out for the season), Wade has been average at best and Mota, though hot recently has been one of the teams worst relief pitchers. Belisario and Troncoso have been the best two after Broxton.
vr, Xei
thank you for the input
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
well show me where you predicted that before the season you smart aleck!
besides that link u put out about the sox is terrible. Jayson nix is the teams best defender? he never even plays. christ sakes
Kenwo4life=ratings
harold baines is still the sox' best hitter and he never even plays, either.
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
"And that they would be able to do it without the Herculean man-child named Manny Ramirez?"
reading is fundamental.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
K/100P leaders: danks #21, floyd #27, buehrle #59
I like looking at K, BB, and GB rates. Strikeouts exert a greater influence over pitching performance than walks and groundball rates, such that K > BB > GB. Within strikeouts, one can use K/9 (good), K/BF (better), or K/100 pitches (best). K/100P has a higher correlation to runs allowed than strikeouts per batter faced or strikeouts per inning. Granted, K/100P has vestiges of BB and BABIP mixed into the formula, but there are arguments against K/9 and K/BF as well.http://baseballanalysts.com/archives/2009/06/k100p_leaders_a.php
I have written several articles on K/100P and summarized my findings here.
Strikeouts. Pitch totals. Putting strikeouts in the numerator and pitch totals in the denominator allows us to measure dominance and efficiency or what I have referred to it as “strikeout proficiency.” As a standalone stat, I believe it tells us more than K/9 or K/BF.
look who’s #1!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
and 'ERA, FIP, xFIP, tRA'
http://www.hardballtimes.com/main/article/how-well-can-we-predict-era/
h/t http://www.insidethebook.com/ee/index.php/site/comments/era_fip_xfip_tra/
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
whats the vr mean?
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
neat
i like this dude
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
that ain't in my hands
but we have no problem with outsiders as long as they aren’t trolls, which you seem not to be
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
my president is very respectful
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 23, 2009 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
And dropping in approval ratings
"I put up some beautiful number." – Sammy Sosa
"I wouldn't know a steroid from a reefer." - Lou Piniella
Who isn't?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 23, 2009 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
The kids all play in Torre's yard because they're afraid of this guy:

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

" i'm sure you've been right on something at some point."
-by Larry on May 28, 2009 4:55 PM PST
by Hoytsstash on Jun 22, 2009 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
get'm dr. hook
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
EXACTLY what I was thinking!
"I put up some beautiful number." – Sammy Sosa
"I wouldn't know a steroid from a reefer." - Lou Piniella
Joe Torre, in his prime,
was uglier than Ron Karkovice. As quoted in “Ball Four”, IIRC, “He dissolves camera lenses”. Now he just looks like a kindly old hit man.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
He'll have the roast duck with the mango salsa...
And you don't need a weatherman
To know which way the wind blows.
From the photo of Torre above
it looks to Hoytsstash as if Joe is tryin’ to work through the stomach pains that accompany the digestion of a Portillo’s dog and cheese fries…..

" i'm sure you've been right on something at some point."
-by Larry on May 28, 2009 4:55 PM PST
Leaving this one up top for awhile
scheduled my next one to publish in the morning
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
SouthSideSox on Facebook
appreciate it
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Wow...top billing with Cheat's blessing
I’d be feeling a little verklempt if I were you.
"I put up some beautiful number." – Sammy Sosa
"I wouldn't know a steroid from a reefer." - Lou Piniella
I just had a thought that scares me a little
If you’re talking about who would represent the white sox at the all star game, is Pods now in the mix?
Is it still the fourth inning?
I would say either Pods, Konerko, Dye or Buerhle...
but they will go the cheap way and just name Jenks…. we will be one of the bad teams that only gets the closer in! terrible.
Kenwo4life=ratings
Lisa?
How’s the baby? Great spread in Playboy a few years ago…remember when you sat in front of me at the Indians game in 2006? I was the guy that kept flexing for you…..and to answer your question, no.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 23, 2009 7:31 AM CDT up reply actions
lol
I guess I am overweighing the “we all thought he’d be shit” and the surprise that his play has been certainly lacked shittiness.
Is it still the fourth inning?
wow, I accidentally the whole sentence there
“the surprise that his play has certainly lacked shittiness.”
Is it still the fourth inning?
Yeah, and I am taken to task for typing errors.
Thank God you are not an editor.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Bob, was the question
“Are you heterosexual?”.
;) POS.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
lawrence holmes had o-hud
on the radio last night. he said sox weren’t interested in the offseason. not like we didn’t know, but irritating nonetheless.
ah, nice, this site has lacked a certain orlando hudson-ness to it this season
Is it still the fourth inning?
You don't prefer Getzy v. Orlando long-term?
Remember, the NL adds .030 to your avg…
What did he end up costing LA re: salary, anyway?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
I was asking a factual question.
Is he under contract for $400K?
Hudson will not be worth $9M next year. He can’t do any better. Getz might be worth more. He can’t do much worse in the field, and he might improve at teh plate.
The decision to not offer Hudson anything has to be taken in context. He wanted big $ and is injured frequently. I’d like to see him here in place of Getzy, sure, but when we’re talking about a “sell” mentality (in theory) would you want to have Hudson on the team? I bet he’d be in the “sell” category, same as Dotel.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
less than 4mill is not big money
and I was a big proponent of grabbing O dog
"I'm just here to provide street cred"
Sure - JD and Wise need company as employed playing brothers.
;)
Seriously, if $3.4MM was the price to play in Chicago I would’ve loved that deal. For some reason he was never on the radar, and I know it was frustrating to many that he was not even considered.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Type A free agent
Others will know better, but I think we would have lost the right to draft Mitchell and either Thompson or Holmberg in addition to paying O-dog.
It makes the equation a bit more difficult, yes?
O-dog would have been a great addition for this year, but maybe not for the long term health of the franchise…unless he netted two compensation picks for the 2010 draft and they would be better than Mitchell and Thompson, but we shall never know ;)
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
good point
i had assumed he was not offered arbitration. his agent fucked up by declining it.
Like O-Cab?
Bad decisions for Orlando’s.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 23, 2009 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Cogent.
And I agree with you.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 23, 2009 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions
the discussion is just hot air now
but i would have thunk KW would’ve at least given him a jingle on the phone. $3.4 aint a lot of cabbage for a team with gaping holes at 2B and leadoff.
KW is not dumb, so obviously JR gave the word to unequivocably cut salary regardless of baseball sense.
That was my point.
Swisher was traded for probably the same reason – payroll flexibility. and now that JR’s making a run at a hockey team we’ll see the Bulls’ effect even more pronounced. Don’t you agree?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
When was Jordan's large contract ($30MM, IIRC)?
Was there not some talk about stripping the Sox to pay for it? Was the ’97 White Flag trade a coincidence?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
who knows?
one would think they would try to maximize profits, whatever the salary structure is. but JR runs things like an accountant, not an economist. but then economists never really run anything. they just sit around and pontificate.
And most discussions are hot air.
You and I have no influence. But that’s why it’s great to be an American. Even Kenwo gets a say in a free society.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
and the poor get stimulus checks!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 23, 2009 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Even Kenwo gets ratings in a free society.
fixed
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 23, 2009 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions
getz is worth negative $1.6MM
according to fangraphs. hudson $9.0MM. Positive $9.0MM
i want to say he'll be positive by the end of the year
with his bat likely to improve, but his fielding will probably drag him down.
"I'm just here to provide street cred"
OT: Ed McMahon is DEAD!
TOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU, JOHHHHHHNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who gets his cardboard box?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
It was Dick Clark's cruelest practical joke.

“Now folks, you won’t believe this – but we just killed Ed McMahon….”
HI-YO!!!!!!!!
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 23, 2009 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Have you seen Dick Clark lately?
He’s probably not too far behind Ed.
"I put up some beautiful number." – Sammy Sosa
"I wouldn't know a steroid from a reefer." - Lou Piniella
Surprising how much fun the Dodgers are to watch sans Manny...
…but then again, u have to wade thru this shit in the Times from Pierre.
“I came back with a different attitude in spring training,” he admitted. “I came back with God in me. God is in control of all this, and God wanted me on the bench last year. I don’t know why, but His plan is bigger than me.”
Maybe the Sox are godless, which, IMHO is a good thing.
Not Godless.
Jesus-less. Reinsdorf, Poreda. You get the picture, Roy.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 23, 2009 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions
One of my favorite excerpts from Ball Four:
So I’ve been tempted sometimes to say into a microphone that I feel I won tonight because I don’t believe in God. I mean, just for the sake of balance, to let the kids know that belief in a deity of ‘Pitching for the Master’ is not one of the criteria for major league success. But I guess I never will.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 23, 2009 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions
I love that book
for quotes like that.
It’s reassuring to know that a cynical jackass can make it as a pitcher just as well as one can make it as an ex-crackhead Jesus freak. I love America!
Didn’t you get the feeling that he’d fit right in with this SSS crew?
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
He'd not only fit in, but he's practically WU's long lost brother. I thoroughly enjoy Bouton and his views...
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 23, 2009 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
I think of Jimmy Piersall as WU's long lost brother...
Bouton is the fellow jackass from down the street ;)
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
Even if he believes he's full of god, how arrogant is it to think that god cares whether he Pierre starts or sits on the bench?
Isn’t part of that religion “humility”?
Jesus.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
Christ.
You make a wonderful point. Many of the Lord’s followers are walking contradictions…
;)
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
I do know that God hates the Cubs...bwaaa ha haaaaa!
"I put up some beautiful number." – Sammy Sosa
"I wouldn't know a steroid from a reefer." - Lou Piniella
Seriously. God has nothing better going on. God's got his MLBTV Mosaic set up so He can watch all the games at once and He's really concerned about your playing time, Juan Pierre.
Yeah…surrrre.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 23, 2009 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Did anyone catch Metalocolypse last night on Adult Swim? 'Cause the atheist/agnostic bit that is only tangentially related to this was pretty fuckin' funny...
We were all watching soccer
on ESPN.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 23, 2009 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
I am officially TV-less now. But if you have a link some time, please send it!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 23, 2009 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
My intertubes are running rather slowly right now
if you google “metalocalypse, religionklok” — the latter term being the episode’s name — the first link seems to send you to a working video to an ‘interesting’ website. The episode, unfortunately, does not appear to be up on Adult Swim’s website, so that is no good.
Episode 15 of the 1st season, circa 2006....but no clip yet...youtube has some bits of the episode...I'll eventually find it....
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 23, 2009 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Metalocalypse rules.
here it is.
"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09
was it a new one?
"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09
Considering Manny's estrogen use...
…wouldn’t “woman-child” be a more accurate portrayal?
"I put up some beautiful number." – Sammy Sosa
"I wouldn't know a steroid from a reefer." - Lou Piniella
This is going to be a difficult one
I really could see the Dodgers winning the whole shebang this year
Wave that flag.... Wave it wide and high.. Summertime... Done come and gone, My oh my

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