Magic 8-Ball: Series Looks Dodgy
by The Cheat on Jun 23, 2009 6:30 PM CDT
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Maybe Q or Beckham will tell Pierre to pull a hammy.
I heard he listens to them.
Oh. These ARE the LA Dodgers of LA, CA. right?
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
Does Kuroda count towards the stats of pitchers the Sox haven't seen before?
Or should it be thrown it out since it’s a NL pitcher?
by Scotty Ballgame on Jun 23, 2009 6:37 PM CDT reply actions
Don't count.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 23, 2009 6:39 PM CDT reply actions
A little late, but a fine effort.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
So. Anybody catching Lollipopuza this year?
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
So. Did your fathers have a nice day Sunday?
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
So. I'm sure a Fathers Day card will arrive any time now.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
haha, what.a.dork. yep...any day now!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 23, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
There's too many. Too. Many.
/sobs
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 23, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
If you only knew my track record for sending cards on time...I like to send 'em a couple weeks late, after all the other ones have come....that way, it's a nice surprise! It's a warm memory of that now-distant day...
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 23, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I just got your Happy Pearl Harbor Day card.
Sent on the actual Pearl Harbor Day.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jun 23, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
You wouldn't believe what I went through at the post office that day. Helluva line.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 23, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
On a Sunday. It was craziness. Chaos.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 23, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
well thats a different story!
you gotta start the first one at about 50 days late though, then you still have room for 50 years of improvements ahead of you
I think I shipped my Xmas presents this past year, like, the week after Xmas.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 23, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I bet Stan got a card for Hoodie...
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
So. I don't care about the lawn anymore.
Or much of anything else.
Have fun…
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
alright everyone, he's gone.
let’s break open that liquor cabinet….
brian anderson would've caught that...
Millaaaaaaaaaaaaa Lighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht
Formerly Crede's Crew
anyone else's mlb tv running like crap? and no, I mean worse than usual
Formerly Crede's Crew
Mine likes to do a three-second freeze-up every once in a while
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
yeah, same deal...really annoying
Formerly Crede's Crew
hope kuroda enjoys his run
Formerly Crede's Crew
I guess I should not talk bc I am not there....
but how pathetic of a showing attendance-wise tonight. Just goes to show you when you do the “PREMIER” thing and the cheapest ticket in the house is 27 bucks.
I miss the days of 2002-2004 with their half price mondays and pepsi half price tuesdays
Formerly Crede's Crew
three words: dollar dog thursdays
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 23, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
and you'd get a free pass
to attack the coach or umpire of your choosing.
brian anderson would've caught that...
or 2008, but who's counting
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 23, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Gah...come on Danks
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Well.....what's going on.....
Crede with a bases-clearing double to top 1 at Milwaukee, Carlos Torres with five more shutout innings so far tonight in Charlotte (2.22 ERA), David Price gets bombed by the Phils, and this game seems “unwinnable” in the top of the 2nd.
find location plz
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 23, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions
ugh
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 23, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions
Blargh
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Hopefully.....
the Sox can somehow maintain a 5 game deficit by the end of the series here against LA and the Tigers’ series against the Cubs….
hi id like danks to pitch like last week.
thanks, ill see you later.
I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!
paulie
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 23, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions
KONG!
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Hey. Not shut out.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Just like the small-ball Longhorns offense!
solo homers
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
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ice cream?
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
looks like a younger BA
albeit slightly more ginger
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
my Jackie Joyner-Kersee is white.
I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!
hey hawk
maybe danks was working faster after the home run because there was no longer a base stealing threat on first.
brian anderson would've caught that...
Thanks for the pointless homer in an out-of-reach game, Paulie.
Right after I’d deflated my Sox air bat, even.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 23, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions
Especially when it's still the fourth inning.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 23, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Dear Asia,
Please stop teaching your pitchers to throw it all weird.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 23, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
no i will not
you have dishonored me
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 23, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
for today
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 23, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
really
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 23, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
ah yes. finally. the fourth inning.
traditionally the greatest of all the innings.
brian anderson would've caught that...
Also the most occurring.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 23, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Has Pods K'ed yet?
Sorry, I just got here.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
nope
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
Absolutely not never what are you even thinking how could he do that?
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 23, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
game day had pitch 3 smack dab in the middle of the plate
accurate?
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Jun 23, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
wtf, stone poney?
The Indians didn’t get much in return for Blake? Isn’t the guy they got back a really good catching prospect?
probably better than flowers
50 BB/32 K in AA this year… 900+ OPS
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
SouthSideSox on Facebook
advantage: white sox
better bullpen
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
major suckage
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 23, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions
i believe the strike zone
is jumping around on country joe a little bit there.
brian anderson would've caught that...
'the fuck you think??
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 23, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
No, if I have to puck someone from the Axis of Evil
I choose Il Duce.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
How do you puck someone exactly?
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 23, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
My Kingdom for a typist.
How does Stephen Hawking do it?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
i think he pucks with the lights off.
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
by SkanchoDanza on Jun 23, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sweet picture yo.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 23, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
;I
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
by SkanchoDanza on Jun 23, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
the umps
Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 23, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I missed it...explain
Formerly Crede's Crew
He is sure paid as if he is underrated
as a hedge fund manager.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Everyone local must be at the game tonight, eh?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Fancy catchin'.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 23, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions
this game is terrible
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 23, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions
Kenny, it was TRBL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akB8gfCMTDg
Formerly Crede's Crew
Why couldn't he have dropped that...
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Because Q is injured.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 23, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Hit the deck!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
ouch
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 23, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions
Hiroki Kuroda's previous 2 outings:
vs. A’s IP 6.0 H 7 R 5
vs. Rangers IP 5.1 H 8 R 5
Time to show Greg Walker the door.
making tonight's results shocking
clearly
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
and what about the last time we saw him....?
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
by SkanchoDanza on Jun 23, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, I see what you did there
Formerly Crede's Crew
i'm not big on research,
but i had a hunch i was doing something there.
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
by SkanchoDanza on Jun 23, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Danks is probably done after this inning. We should probably go to Liney here, right?
Formerly Crede's Crew
No, he is only to be used with small leads or in the 8th inning.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 23, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
He'll put in Gobble.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 23, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep. Gobble.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 23, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
where did that come from?
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 23, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
loud and proud, bally!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 23, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Come on Sox, get some hits and score some runs!
That’s an order!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
they don't respond well to orders
maybe a threat will help
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 23, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
GAH
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
I never get tired of looking at (and posting) Albert Belle's 1998 second half numbers
.387/.451/.816. That’s 328 plate appearances of a 228 OPS+.
sound on MLB TV goes out...sign to switch to LAD feed?
Formerly Crede's Crew
I've been on it from the start, without a problem.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 23, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
ty, I'm rollin w/ the west coast for the last few innings
Formerly Crede's Crew
I go nowhere
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 23, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
haha
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 23, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
and the market for closers just ticked higher
\silverlining
Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 23, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
damn
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 23, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Such hostility!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 23, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice 2 run walk-off.
I could’ve hit that hanger.
Well, let’s see what Jared Mitchell is doing…
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Don't give up
You still have us
Don’t give up
We dont need much of anything
Don’t give up
cause somewhere there’s a place
Where we belong
Rest your head
You worry too much
Its going to be alright
When times get rough
You can fall back on us
Don’t give up
Please dont give up
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 23, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh yes. That is one classic album. He rocks.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 23, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
it feels so unnatural
peter gabriel too
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
I stalked a woman because of that song. In 1987.
Back then it was called “being persistent”.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Oh dear lord. I have weird memories of that album from when I was about 5....would have been '89, so yeah...
you’re a fucking creep, by the way.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 23, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL.
Hey, YOU don’t break up with ME! I break up with YOU!
(Drives off in ’86 Camaro.)
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
but he's got sweet goggles, brah
Formerly Crede's Crew
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BAN ME!
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
nice inning by danks
too bad kuroda’s thrown so few pitches he’ll probably start tomorrow’s game too.
Is it still the fourth inning?
rebounded nicely
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
If it wasn't for that damn homer by Loney...
we’d be getting the nomming Danks gif about now. :(
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 23, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions
sucks that it was by loney...he's pretty good, but has no pop normally
Formerly Crede's Crew
I want a hit! I want a hit!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
you want a lot of things
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 23, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
We want a single just a little single s-i-n-g-l-e just a little single
Formerly Crede's Crew
Let's hear it for Hegewisch! Woo Hoo!
I grew up there.It borders on Whiting and Hammond to the Southeast,Burnham and Calumet City on the Southwest. To the Northeast of Hegewisch is the “eastside” of Chicago.
Most people have never heard of Hegewisch. Big ups to you WMAQguy. You even spelled it right.
And you don't need a weatherman
To know which way the wind blows.
and if it did, it's certainly not navy pier
Formerly Crede's Crew
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
God, I have to get there!
Looks like Paradise!
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
i'm waiting for Chi to say it
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
then you have to say ti
as resident OPOS
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
I got this one as his DNA!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 23, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Allow me. ahem. ahem. /hack ahem.
So I was once with this chick who told me to ‘kiss her where it smells,’ so I took her to Gary.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 23, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
you dated a chick?
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
You shouldn't taste the joke, WU. You have no idea where that thing's been.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 23, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
those aren't clouds
Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 23, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
As good as Journey's geography
in relation to Detroit.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
swung at ball 4.
and no hawk, that was not a good pitch to hit. up and away.
brian anderson would've caught that...
now you know , you could use that
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 23, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
well, if this game goes into extra innings
kuroda will never make it past the 11th.
brian anderson would've caught that...
switcheroo
ahhhhh i had danks and kuroda both starting but i pulled kuroda at the last second i knew i was going to regret it….
same
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
Attaboy Gordie
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Alexei would've had that.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 23, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions
Good point LAD guy, why Becks so far back?
Formerly Crede's Crew
So all the $ paid to Becks for about 2 games of soccer was worth it!
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
yes
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 23, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
hawk has really been neutered by that suspension.
last week he would have been screaming bloody murder about that pitch.
brian anderson would've caught that...
yes, i am.
but it seems pretty fucking clear. all of a sudden missing a game for “personal reasons”, then coming back and completely changing from his recent form. i truly believe he was suspended.
brian anderson would've caught that...
I've heard that town needs one of those
Formerly Crede's Crew
i'm serious though.
and i really wonder how many people agree with me.
brian anderson would've caught that...
I never thought otherwise. It's a noticeable difference in demeanor since that day....
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 23, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
thank you.
i was pretty sure i wasn’t crazy. it just seems so obvious.
brian anderson would've caught that...
Not saying you’re wrong, but a family emergency can make a guy think baseball is less important too. I think you’re right.. but just looking at it from the other side.
by Grinder in Training on Jun 23, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
That’s only because I like drunk driving pro athletes.
by Grinder in Training on Jun 23, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I didn't say we could assume that's what happened; I said I never thought of it differently.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 23, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
it's certainly plausible, but not a slam dunk
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any at all? by mlb, not by the team or station punishing non-baseball related shit.
I guess criticizing mlb is the only thing I can think of that they would get involved in.
As in, was The Red Baron suspended last season or the one before
when he was loaded, not as an announcer on ESPN, but when he was a guest in the booth?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
hawk was suspended?
seriously?
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
Refund? Refund? REFUND????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I love “Breaking Away”.)
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
4 more innings
and we should be into the Dodgers’ bullpen.
Time to show Greg Walker the door.
What happened?
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
good pitch
coulda been strike 3. called a ball. hawk has obviously been instructed not to bitch anymore.
brian anderson would've caught that...
what went down?
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
close pitch, called a ball
ozzie must have been barking from the dugout and he got tossed.
Is it still the fourth inning?
Dead arm stage for Thornton?
Like his last outing I did not see a pitch over 94 mph.
Well, if the game wasn't over before, it is now
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
and this ballgame is ova
Formerly Crede's Crew
yuck
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 23, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions
dodgers announcers really ripping into the sox for conceding that stolen base
Is it still the fourth inning?
And why not?
Time to show Greg Walker the door.
Is this the "treadmill to nowhere" time of the year?
Come on, Vin. Tell it.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
linebrink'd
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
neither
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 23, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
who?
osmosis
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 23, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
fuck can kw break up this team already so i don't have to watch this shit
Is it still the fourth inning?
I'm in your camp.....6 games back.....
and the schedule is so tough…..we have not played BOS/NYY, we have played 1 game in Det, and none in Min.
Dotel double suck......
This game is now out of hand and his last few outings are working on deterioriating his trade value.
I love the Bronx cheer
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Our pen knows how to pick up their teammates.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
It wouldn't suck if we were able to score, say, runS.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
First time kuroda has made it to the 8th inning all season
according to dodger’s announcers
Is it still the fourth inning?
BM
where’s the drink?
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 23, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions
Poreda needs to hold 'em here,
we need to preserve linebrink’s day of rest.
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
looks like gs imo
Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 23, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions
We've gotta keep our composure!
http://www.killerclips.com/clip.php?id=33&qid=126
Formerly Crede's Crew
what composure?
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 23, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I predict
Beckham flyout, Pods groundout, Alexei strikeout to end the game
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
goody
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 23, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh well
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
So they're all going to get their outs in different ways just to spite me
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
yes
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 23, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
This feels about right -
the Sox are about 4 runs/game worse than the Dodgers.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
"By far the best performance of the season for Kuroda"
Coincidence? I think not!
Formerly Crede's Crew
that does nothing for me at all
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 23, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions
this team excels in moral victories
not so good at actual victories, though.
Is it still the fourth inning?
Well, the one thing I've learned today is that Joe Torre
has some big ol man boobs.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
lmao
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 23, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
they're fake.
that’s how they roll in California.
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
by SkanchoDanza on Jun 23, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Torre's such a bimbo.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Let's see...
The Phillies couldn’t hit Kuroda but stomped on Randy Wolf earlier this month. Maybe the Sox can do the same…?
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
If we can't match the capabilities of the Indians, I may lose it.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Not like this, though:
Bernard, I want you to know… that I try. When Jean and the kids at the school tell me that I’m supposed to control my violent temper, and be passive and nonviolent like they are, I try. I really try. Though when I see this girl… of such a beautiful spirit… so degraded… and this boy… that I love… sprawled out by this big ape here… and this little girl, who is so special to us we call her “God’s little gift of sunshine”… and I think of the number of years that she’s going to have to carry in her memory… the savagery of this idiotic moment of yours… I just go BERSERK!
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
But just in case you do...
Martin, do you know what mental toughness is? Well, mental toughness is the ability to accept the fact that you’re human and that you’re going to make mistakes – lots of ‘em – all your life. And some of them are gonna hurt people that you love very badly. But you have the guts to accept the fact that you ain’t perfect. And you don’t let your mistakes crush you and keep you from doing the very best that you can.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
ugh next
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 23, 2009 9:39 PM CDT reply actions
How many times am I allowed to rec this?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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