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I'm a Gamethread, Get Me Outta Here

Los Angeles Dodgers at Chicago White Sox, Jun 25, 2009 1:05 PM CDT




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Lou Diamond Phillips forever.

‘Paul Diamond Konerko’

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 25, 2009 12:36 PM CDT reply actions  

I think I figured it out...

The mailman may have been scared by the cobwebs in the box; afraid to put his hand in it to deliver envelopes. So I hosed it out for him just in case he’s been trying to deliver anything.
Whew!

The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander

by Chiburb on Jun 25, 2009 12:48 PM CDT reply actions  

someone touched a nerve

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

We can take this guy!

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 12:53 PM CDT reply actions  

says this guy

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pablo...

D:

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2009 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

RIP

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 25, 2009 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Christmas story kids name is Billingsley

so that makes a little sense

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like my photoshops shoddy

and my comedic references obscure.

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Becks

“What pressure?”

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2009 12:53 PM CDT reply actions  

lmao

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2009 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha!

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 25, 2009 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought it was "f**kstick at first.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 25, 2009 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't tell anyone, but...

The Cubs have actually scored 3 runs!

The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander

by Chiburb on Jun 25, 2009 12:55 PM CDT reply actions  

So was last night's.

20K? Weak, SS.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 25, 2009 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

This heat, day game, premium prices? It’s hard to blame people. I’d have been hesitant to go for free unless I had a seat in the shade.

by Grinder in Training on Jun 25, 2009 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is that you, Q-squared?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 25, 2009 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you are balding with chipped teeth

HSA’s on the prowl. Practice your dancing first.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 25, 2009 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmmm...maybe I should just dye it gray... and get in a few barfights

Then write a musical featuring dracula and/or puppets. And to top it off, walk around naked and cry.

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 25, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

in this photo

he looks like a shitty golf pro that would put a baby in your wife and leave you holding the bag

by beautox on Jun 25, 2009 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Timeshare salesman.

And, yes, the baby in the wife is an excellent call.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 25, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

timeshare salesman > shitty golf pro agreed.

by beautox on Jun 25, 2009 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!

by BoeJouma on Jun 25, 2009 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA!

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did Hawk just say that AJ's mom is 39?

There’s something unpossible about that.

THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS

by Hazymania on Jun 25, 2009 1:19 PM CDT reply actions  

It's FL, bro.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 25, 2009 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

His mom is his sister.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's his own uncle!

THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS

by Hazymania on Jun 25, 2009 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Forget it, Jake, it's Orlando.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 25, 2009 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

They won't get that.

The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander

by Chiburb on Jun 25, 2009 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

You did. That's all that matters.

Now go look for your “package”. Is it from Crackhead Jesus?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 25, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I get jokes.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

YAZ!

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

A runner actually thrown out that isnt ain a Sox uniform?

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2009 1:24 PM CDT reply actions  

I know Mary Jane pretty well

In fact I’m enjoying her company right now.

by Hawk is God on Jun 25, 2009 1:31 PM CDT reply actions  

It means Marijuana

for WU.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was Mary Jane before you were born, OG.

So I get it.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 25, 2009 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just busting your drooping balls, oldie.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2009 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I get jokes.

The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander

by Chiburb on Jun 25, 2009 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

In my day...

a dime bag cost a dime!
-Chiburb

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

We did combine for 17 last night.

Probably tuckered out. It’s a day game after a night game, getaway day, sparsely attended, and hot.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 25, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Has anybody bunted on Richard yet?

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 25, 2009 1:43 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm surprised they haven't.

There’s nothing like watching an ex-QB sail a baseball into right field, turning an easy out into a double/triple.

by jimmyjr on Jun 25, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

no

and Hawk even mentioned that should be the plan of attack at the top of the game

by The Cheat on Jun 25, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

josh actually

getting on top of the 91mph fastballs…hmm

by beautox on Jun 25, 2009 1:46 PM CDT reply actions  

sorry guys

there are contractors working on my place right now… i will spark a rally as soon as they leave

by No It All on Jun 25, 2009 1:50 PM CDT reply actions  

tyia

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 25, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

they probably burn

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

geovanny soto would like to join you

but he got busted for it not long ago.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 25, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

on the plus side, this is as many changes as Richard's thrown

and a number of them have been pretty good.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 25, 2009 2:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Hawk?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 25, 2009 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

well Billingsley vs. Richard

is a pretty terrible match up for us. Billingsley is right handed and really good. The Dodgers have a ton of righties. Have you seen Richard’s splits against them?

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 25, 2009 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, like

6 guys OPSing 900+ against lefties.

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Jun 25, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

if he can't develop a change and/or a cutter?

mmm, still no. he should be able to get through an inning with his fastball. definitely not a matt thornton/aaron poreda floor though.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 25, 2009 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

That would be why

many predict him to end up in the bullpen

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."

by jc2313 on Jun 25, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Billingsley, Broxton, Mota

Kuroda, too.

We should only have Richard pitch against lefties like Randy Wolf. He’s much better against them.

"What do you mean?" he answered. "I love the Outfield!"

by madopal on Jun 25, 2009 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

its only three

get some walks and run into one.

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Jun 25, 2009 2:09 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 25, 2009 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good morning, Ginger.

How was Skipper?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 25, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

ftr

this isn’t mine, it’s explodingpinwheels’

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 25, 2009 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

We has no hits yet?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 25, 2009 2:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Nix woulda had it

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 25, 2009 2:17 PM CDT reply actions  

i just lost 100$

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 25, 2009 2:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Richards!!!

"The god damn plane has crashed into the mountain! "

by cmonTimo on Jun 25, 2009 2:21 PM CDT reply actions  

He got your wife, too?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 25, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

These runs souldn't even fucking count.

No home runs.

Time to show Greg Walker the door.

by ballyb on Jun 25, 2009 2:23 PM CDT reply actions  

way to hit the cutoff man jd.

veteran savvy.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 25, 2009 2:25 PM CDT reply actions  

A good game though,

almost through 5 and no errors.

Time to show Greg Walker the door.

by ballyb on Jun 25, 2009 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

And only 1 caught stealing

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 25, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

pods can do it all.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 25, 2009 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

And only 2 SBs against.

A well oiled machine.

Time to show Greg Walker the door.

by ballyb on Jun 25, 2009 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

podsenik's "attempt" at catching that ball,

while not an error, was absolutely brutal.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 25, 2009 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I missed it, sounds like another classic

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 25, 2009 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

see cheat's pic above.

embarrassing.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 25, 2009 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Off the noggin again, eh - nice

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 25, 2009 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

not off his dome

but he kept drifting back instead of going back then across, then proceeded to sort of jump and reach as the ball went under his glove. horrific.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 25, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

its only three four
get some walks and run into one.

Time to show Greg Walker the door.

by ballyb on Jun 25, 2009 2:29 PM CDT reply actions  

remember,

when konerko hits, no one else does. ever. this is a particularly extreme example.

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Jun 25, 2009 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know how you guys do it

I just catch a score here and there on the internet and watch a game every week or two – if I were in Chicago watching each game like I used to when I lived there, I’d have put a bullet in my head by now.

This is not an enjoyable team to follow – let alone watch.

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 25, 2009 2:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Follwing is OK - the site makes it bearable.

But I can’t watch. I’d be as bald as larry from pulling my hair out. And as drunk as Furby.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 25, 2009 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Baseball is a cruel mistress

It’s like going out with a psycho woman, she’s batshit crazy but the sex is so good you keep coming back for more.

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 25, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

be glad she did sexy birthday

and not mannequin comes to life.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 25, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like following the young cats

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 25, 2009 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's very addictive

Last summer was serious withdrawal symptoms. This year I’m happy my eyes aren’t glued to these knuckleheads every game. It’s staggering to think of how much of my life I’ve devoted to this team – and this 2009 squad is my recompense?

I want justice – give me the head of Scott Linebrink!!!!!

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 25, 2009 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

that is a sweet cutter.

i’m jealous.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 25, 2009 2:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Fields vs. Billingsley?

ugh. this will work.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 25, 2009 2:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Hitting skills

honed in our minor league system, overall hitting guidance by G Walker.

Time to show Greg Walker the door.

by ballyb on Jun 25, 2009 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

When no one's watching

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 25, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didnt think that we were allowed to

Somehow we did though. I think its like a compensation for only getting supplemental picks for O Cab. That is the best guess i could come up with.

by airnjp on Jun 25, 2009 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh god fuck you torre.

you cannot be serious.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 25, 2009 2:39 PM CDT reply actions  

pods did his little runup, with 2 strikes, and checked his swing and fouled it off.

torre was trying to argue that pods was bunting.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 25, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

He is a grumpy old man.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 25, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes. And did I ever tell you about Ann-Margaret and me?

The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander

by Chiburb on Jun 25, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wasn't that Ann MargRock?

You picked her up in your foot-powered car.

"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote

by SkanchoDanza on Jun 25, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

All I know is she's the one who yelled "yabba dabba doo".

Sexy kitten, indeed.

The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander

by Chiburb on Jun 25, 2009 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

She told me to kiss her where it smells...

And I got it right this time!

The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander

by Chiburb on Jun 25, 2009 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also.

The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander

by Chiburb on Jun 25, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

i wouldn't call it laced.

more like placed.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 25, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

gameday says linedrive

and says double. sorry for the assumptive verbiage

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Jun 25, 2009 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Transformers 2 made 65 million dollars yesterday......ridiculous

Michael Bay cannot be stopped.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 25, 2009 2:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Sweet

cant wait to see it.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2009 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

This season might be getting to be too much for Carl

Time to bring out the Rally Zod

"What do you mean?" he answered. "I love the Outfield!"

by madopal on Jun 25, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

destroy planet houston!

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 25, 2009 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 25, 2009 3:03 PM CDT reply actions  

that was unexpected.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 25, 2009 3:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Indeed!

The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander

by Chiburb on Jun 25, 2009 3:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Jason?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 25, 2009 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 25, 2009 3:04 PM CDT reply actions  

just realized there was a day game today...

great time to join you all…don’t thank me for bringing my luck

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 25, 2009 3:05 PM CDT reply actions  

This is where we use Linebrink, right?

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 25, 2009 3:07 PM CDT reply actions  

regardless...i just hope the sox win

because I’m prepping for a major disappointment from the bulls tonight

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 25, 2009 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

eh, at 16 (& 26 if we keep it), it's hard to get too worked up

we won’t really know what their deal is until after July 1st anyway w/ this Gordon thing

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 25, 2009 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gordon is going to be a Piston

by July 12th

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 25, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope he's kidding.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 25, 2009 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 25, 2009 3:08 PM CDT reply actions  

my rally powers are unrivaled

not to say we hold on to win… but once again i have amazed even myself to the extent i am giving myself props since none of you seem to appreciate my sacrifices.

by No It All on Jun 25, 2009 3:10 PM CDT reply actions  

zzzzzzzzzzzap.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 25, 2009 3:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Alexei

that was terrible

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 3:15 PM CDT reply actions  

FUN-damentals

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 25, 2009 3:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Linebrink up, #10s error

I have that familiar impending sense of doom.

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

You don't mean

sense of impending doom?

by sti3 on Jun 25, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Doom of impending sense.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 25, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

impending...

oh i guess you guys covered all the bases…

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just found out I got the day off of work tomorrow, any suggestions for a good bar on the northside to see the Sox game, assuming I can’t get some last second tickets?

by Grinder in Training on Jun 25, 2009 3:23 PM CDT reply actions  

to see the sox or to get heckled by annoying jerks in cubs gear

while watching the sox? it’s worth it to head a little further south into lincoln park where the yuppies are at least polite. try lion’s head…i recommend their wings.

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 25, 2009 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

To see the Sox, I don’t have any interest in spending my day yelling at Cubs fans. Cable went out and Comcast isn’t coming until the weekend to fix it because I assumed I wouldn’t be home.

by Grinder in Training on Jun 25, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do a search on this.

I believe this topic was broached last year.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 25, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not trying to be jerky, and

there were many suggestions made. give it a shot.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 25, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Brisku's Bistro is a Sox Bar in Avondale

Though I’m not sure how bumpin it will be during the day.

Here’s a thread for you: http://www.yelp.com/topic/chicago-sox-bars-on-the-northside

by sti3 on Jun 25, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Daily Bar & Grill

on Lincoln & Wilson is a pretty die hard Sox place. I think most of the staffers are Sox fans.

"What do you mean?" he answered. "I love the Outfield!"

by madopal on Jun 25, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Dodgers Announcers seem to bring up

the fact that the Sox have 52 errors and the Dodgers have 31 errors every time I tune in.

by MrBungle on Jun 25, 2009 3:33 PM CDT reply actions  

at least it's not the 2nd of back-to-back days.

I can live with it. of course, now we get to be on the lookout for the blown lead tomorrow.

by Trooper on Jun 25, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dont think you have much of a choice

makes no sense to bring a lefty in when they have an all RH lineup . . . at least make them use the bench and then you can use Poreda/Thornton the next time around.

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."

by jc2313 on Jun 25, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I almost wouldn't mind

seeing Linebrink get shelled here if it meant his ERA might come closer to reflecting his suckiness.

by sti3 on Jun 25, 2009 3:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Agreed…
Even if they win tonight, it will be tough. If they lose tonight, it’s pretty much over.

har har har

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 25, 2009 3:36 PM CDT reply actions  

there's the liney we know

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Jun 25, 2009 3:37 PM CDT reply actions  

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 25, 2009 3:37 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

brings back memories of the old disney channel days....

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Jun 25, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gleaming directed by Graeme Clifford...

he also directed Frances (not the talking mule) and edited Don’t Look Now… But of course Gleaming is his masterpiece

by RoyEgan on Jun 25, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Frances was one of the most depressing movies I have ever seen.

Especially when she was getting raped in the psychiatric institutions.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 25, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

liney?

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Jun 25, 2009 3:41 PM CDT reply actions  

please score

so ozzie doesn’t send liney back out

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Jun 25, 2009 3:45 PM CDT reply actions  

everybody clap yo hands

clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

by Trooper on Jun 25, 2009 3:45 PM CDT reply actions  

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 25, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

they got some of my money.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 25, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 25, 2009 3:55 PM CDT reply actions  

The Sox are due for some 9th inning histronics

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 25, 2009 3:55 PM CDT reply actions  

histrionics=errors?

then, yes, probably due.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 25, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

*succeeded

fixed

I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!

by BoeJouma on Jun 25, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

i meant again. in the 9th.

paulie is good with the sno-cone though.

by Trooper on Jun 25, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope the Count is sharp tomorrow.

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 4:00 PM CDT reply actions  

yes

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jun 25, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

if any of these three hits a bomb

i promise not to bitch about them for a month.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 25, 2009 4:03 PM CDT reply actions  

the group?

or just the guy who bombs?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jun 25, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

just the guy

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 25, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

gonna try bunting.........

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 25, 2009 4:05 PM CDT reply actions  

success.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 25, 2009 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

c'mon

just a lil’ rally

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 4:09 PM CDT reply actions  

LETS GO DEE-WAYNE

get yourself some more playing time.

by Trooper on Jun 25, 2009 4:11 PM CDT reply actions  

they pitched around him. (stoney said)

not the greatest idea in my opinion.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 25, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

a terrible idea

i dont get it. he is awful

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jun 25, 2009 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

PODS

Officially the mayor of SSS if he knocks this run in.

Got my vote anyway.

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 4:14 PM CDT reply actions  

that ball was powdered.

damn.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 25, 2009 4:14 PM CDT reply actions  

10 owes us 1

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 4:15 PM CDT reply actions  

pinch running for JD is going to bite us in the ass

Mr. .100 w/bases loaded on deck

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 4:16 PM CDT reply actions  

swing harder alexei.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 25, 2009 4:17 PM CDT reply actions  

swing hard in case you hit it is what i tell the one loser on my brother's baseball team

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Jun 25, 2009 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

free baseball.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 25, 2009 4:19 PM CDT reply actions  

alexei staying true to his communist roots.

he just gave us all free baseball!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 25, 2009 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

FUUUUUUuuuuuuuu

uuuuuuuuuuCCCCCK

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 4:19 PM CDT reply actions  

ORIGAMI

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 25, 2009 4:20 PM CDT reply actions  

i really do not like him at the moment

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jun 25, 2009 4:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey, he only has 2 more errors than hits today.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jun 25, 2009 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

fucking che

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Jun 25, 2009 4:22 PM CDT reply actions  

motherfucker.

ridiculous.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 25, 2009 4:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Casey Blake

Has stolen more bases today than all of 2008 and 2009 combined.

by krushcuts on Jun 25, 2009 4:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Okay, hypothetically speaking, if we win this game, and therefore

take a series from the “best team in baseball”, does that mean anything at all?

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jun 25, 2009 4:35 PM CDT reply actions  

they out sucked us

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jun 25, 2009 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

DO IT FOR MICHAEL JACKSON!

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 4:36 PM CDT reply actions  

thome likes michael jackson.

he gives him iced cream and ticklefights.

by Trooper on Jun 25, 2009 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

These '59 unis are great

much better than the black and whites.

by RoyEgan on Jun 25, 2009 4:37 PM CDT reply actions  

honest to blog?

I like them, but I wouldn’t go that far.

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 25, 2009 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Speed aboard!

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jun 25, 2009 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

i gotta see that again.

he must not have run out of the box.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 25, 2009 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

if he beat it out he'd just have to end up running the bases.

its too hot out there to get to third and still go back to the dugout.

by Trooper on Jun 25, 2009 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just rewatched that in fast forward

and it still took him more than 4 seconds

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats like a 13 second 100 yd dash

that seems fast for him. (though i guess about the right pace for 1/3 of it)

by Trooper on Jun 25, 2009 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

alright, we're not going to win.

i’m going to do something else now.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 25, 2009 4:39 PM CDT reply actions  

That's a special kind of slow right there.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jun 25, 2009 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dodgers strategy

1) make sure pitcher leads off inning

2) put guys who can hit but not run on base thus ensuring their removal

3) wait

by The Cheat on Jun 25, 2009 4:40 PM CDT reply actions  

On the bright side, JD and Thome will not be able to clog the bases anymore today.

I despise us.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jun 25, 2009 4:41 PM CDT reply actions  

good OD or bad OD?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 25, 2009 4:41 PM CDT reply actions  

i promise interesting OD

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jun 25, 2009 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Poll: would you pitch (A) Bobby after an inning of work on 2nd day in a row, or (B) Dotel?

I would not have had an issue with Bobby going 2.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jun 25, 2009 4:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Sure, Oh Do Tell, make me look like a bitch.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jun 25, 2009 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

boosh!

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Jun 25, 2009 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

i want that shirt!!!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 25, 2009 4:47 PM CDT reply actions  

towel?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 25, 2009 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

what shirt?

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

a passed out coop...courtesy of burls

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Jun 25, 2009 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

buehrle was holding it up to the camera

(maybe it was a towel?) of coop asleep/unconcious.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 25, 2009 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

missed it

the roaming taco stand was here

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

If the Sox lose, Michael Jackson dies, and the Bulls don't get DeJuan Blair

It will be the worst day ever.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 25, 2009 4:50 PM CDT reply actions  

I heard he asked to be rushed to the nearest children's hospital

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 25, 2009 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

mercy.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 25, 2009 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not if they're trading 2 picks to get Thabo Sefolosha 2.0 aka Terrence Williams

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 25, 2009 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

DUMB

I will be really fucking pissed off if they do that

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 25, 2009 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Math Class

Draft Thabo @ 16
Trade him for a pick, #26
Use 26 and own pick, #16 to move up to #11-13

TS 2.0!!!

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 25, 2009 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Truth be told...

the last time I saw Farrah was when I pulled up next to her on Sunset and she was picking her nose.

by RoyEgan on Jun 25, 2009 4:51 PM CDT reply actions  

here's the blurb

Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon at his Holmby Hills home and paramedics were unable to revive him. We’re told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back.

A source tells us Jackson was dead when paramedics arrived.

by RoyEgan on Jun 25, 2009 4:54 PM CDT reply actions  

does McCartney get his songs back now?

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

what the fuck............the king of pop is dead

Yet Soulja Boy hasn’t been shot yet.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 25, 2009 4:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Nah, first album was my sophomore year anthem

I got my learner’s permit thanks to In Da Club.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 25, 2009 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

self-proclaimed

I can’t wait to see the lunacy surrounding his memorial. He really brings out the crazies

by The Cheat on Jun 25, 2009 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lennon/Elvis probably inspired more craziness, no?

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 25, 2009 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Elvis, maybe

but there were no late-night shows to document the crazy

by The Cheat on Jun 25, 2009 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

When Elvis died...

I was working the desk at NBC news and when I pulled the wire copy for a certain anchorman who sounds like he has a mouthful of marbles told me ‘Big fucking deal.’

by RoyEgan on Jun 25, 2009 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was a strike

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 4:59 PM CDT reply actions  

well i left and it was raining and now michael jackson is dead.

so i’m back. it can’t be worse than that.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 25, 2009 5:00 PM CDT reply actions  

freal.

the devil told him he could hit again. but at what cost?

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 25, 2009 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Am I in the minority that always thought Michael Jackson sucked?

Because he did.
His best work was as an adolescent.

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 5:02 PM CDT reply actions  

you don't like Thriller?

you’re retarded.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 25, 2009 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Off The Wall also rules.

I like the occasional later single as well (Remember The Time…)

by sti3 on Jun 25, 2009 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ill give you Thriller

but thats it.

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

dude had like 10-15 really great singles.

which is more than you can say for…everyone? damn near everyone.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 25, 2009 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

and with adolescents.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 25, 2009 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

There's a joke in there somewhere

But, fuck you, Thriller is still one of the greatest albums ever.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 25, 2009 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't get cs scotty.

you haven’t been having a good few days. don’t push your luck with me.

by Trooper on Jun 25, 2009 5:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Bring in Beckham here.

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 5:06 PM CDT reply actions  

peanut butter jelly time?

there he go.

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

ftr, i meant "weathers"

but skanberg should watch his ass too. haven’t seen WU in a while.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 25, 2009 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

wha???

WU wants me dead?

"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote

by SkanchoDanza on Jun 25, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is bad

but what about him?

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sure, just not Michael Bay.

At least not till after Bad Boys 3.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2009 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Woke up from my nap and were still playing and Michael Jackson is dead.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2009 5:14 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah it's pretty shitty.

at least God is crying in a2.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 25, 2009 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have you tried Acai Berry supplements?

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2009 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

huh.

Just [expletive] Fuck It.

by homesickalien on Jun 25, 2009 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Spam.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2009 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh.

Just [expletive] Fuck It.

by homesickalien on Jun 25, 2009 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Its like talking to PR.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2009 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

screw you

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jun 25, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

How many innings young Aaron good for?

b/c by my count, there’s nothing left

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 25, 2009 5:20 PM CDT reply actions  

6

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

he doesnt count

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

if this game doesn't end soon

comcast is gonna start showing the replay before it’s over.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 25, 2009 5:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Not Goldblum!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2009 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

NO FUCKING WAY

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

wait, we have to read?

no deal!

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

phew

am i gullible. I teared up a little bit and planned on watchign my dvds of the fly, life aquatic, and that one episode of tom goes to the mayor

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Jun 25, 2009 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

recd

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2009 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK, Weaver ... what's it gonna be?!?!

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 25, 2009 5:23 PM CDT reply actions  

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 25, 2009 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Absolutely NOTHING!

YOU SO STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

the plan kontinues

Konerko about to leave game — Beckham will hit in the 16th

by The Cheat on Jun 25, 2009 5:26 PM CDT reply actions  

AJ!

Wave that flag.... Wave it wide and high.. Summertime... Done come and gone, My oh my

by 815Sox on Jun 25, 2009 5:27 PM CDT reply actions  

If we blow this

Wow, just wow.

But we won’t, so why am I even speculating?

by sti3 on Jun 25, 2009 5:28 PM CDT reply actions  

whew

Josh Fields is up. i was worried this game might end.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 25, 2009 5:29 PM CDT reply actions  

don't swing

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 25, 2009 5:29 PM CDT reply actions  

quick

somebody kill a celebrity

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 5:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Pito!!

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2009 5:30 PM CDT reply actions  

He couldve scored

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 5:32 PM CDT reply actions  

yes

throw was crap.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 25, 2009 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

This sucks many dicks!

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2009 5:32 PM CDT reply actions  

is that at once?

or almost a train on the mouth?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jun 25, 2009 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Time for Scotty Ballgame

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2009 5:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Just get it done!

Wave that flag.... Wave it wide and high.. Summertime... Done come and gone, My oh my

by 815Sox on Jun 25, 2009 5:32 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 25, 2009 5:32 PM CDT reply actions  

um

they were hit to a softball position

by The Cheat on Jun 25, 2009 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

because he wasn't going to score

"Gordon is a pretty good defender when he wants to be." - Andrew7

by gobulls1124 on Jun 25, 2009 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

he would have on the 2nd one

the throw was awful.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 25, 2009 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

he wasn't even half way to home when it was caught

"Gordon is a pretty good defender when he wants to be." - Andrew7

by gobulls1124 on Jun 25, 2009 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

3-0 grand slam plz

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by colintj on Jun 25, 2009 5:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Do it for MJ Pods!!!

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2009 5:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Do it for Jeff Goldblum!

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 25, 2009 5:34 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

tee hee

rec’d

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Jun 25, 2009 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

YEAH!

"Gordon is a pretty good defender when he wants to be." - Andrew7

by gobulls1124 on Jun 25, 2009 5:34 PM CDT reply actions  

hahahahahahahaha

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by colintj on Jun 25, 2009 5:34 PM CDT reply actions  

HELL YESS!!!

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2009 5:34 PM CDT reply actions  

yes!

hell yes!

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jun 25, 2009 5:34 PM CDT reply actions  

good.

hell

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 25, 2009 5:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes!

Hell yes!

THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS

by Hazymania on Jun 25, 2009 5:34 PM CDT reply actions  

HELL YES

no Hawk tomorrow

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 5:34 PM CDT reply actions  

can Ed McMahon complete the trifecta?

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pods = MVP

Walk off single and killed Michael Jackson

by Scotty Ballgame on Jun 25, 2009 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pods = MVP.

I’m out!

Just [expletive] Fuck It.

by homesickalien on Jun 25, 2009 5:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Hell yes!

Wave that flag.... Wave it wide and high.. Summertime... Done come and gone, My oh my

by 815Sox on Jun 25, 2009 5:35 PM CDT reply actions  

"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09

by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 5:36 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 25, 2009 5:36 PM CDT reply actions  

career win numero uno for aaron poreda

hopefully the first of many

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on Jun 25, 2009 5:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2009 5:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Yikes!

Michael Jackson without makeup is scary!

by Scotty Ballgame on Jun 25, 2009 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah, that's just him in a week or two

He will rise again!

THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS

by Hazymania on Jun 25, 2009 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Savior?

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2009 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 25, 2009 5:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Movie? Pfft

"What do you mean?" he answered. "I love the Outfield!"

by madopal on Jun 25, 2009 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

i assumed it was referencing the videogame

didn’t know there was a movie. and i didn’t read the tagline.

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by colintj on Jun 25, 2009 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your brain probably was too traumatized at that age

The idea of such a movie still strikes fear in the hearts of men, just like with Newsies.

"What do you mean?" he answered. "I love the Outfield!"

by madopal on Jun 25, 2009 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

all I remember about it

Was Jacko turning into a robot and a drug dealer bad guy that was trying to inject kids with drugs (because you know they like to just give them away)

Wave that flag.... Wave it wide and high.. Summertime... Done come and gone, My oh my

by 815Sox on Jun 25, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

First W for

young Mr. Poreda to hoard?

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Jun 25, 2009 5:39 PM CDT reply actions  

The Jew killed the King of Pop!

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 25, 2009 5:39 PM CDT reply actions  

can we make usury jokes about Poreda's win?

or is that in poor taste?

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 25, 2009 5:39 PM CDT reply actions  

i made one.

we kid because we love

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Jun 25, 2009 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

meh

i made a ‘hoarding Ws’ joke. I’m sure we’ll hit our stride

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Jun 25, 2009 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

For WU (Off-topic)

The Newark Star-Leger is reporting that Vince Carter has been traded to the Orlando Magic for Rafer Alston, Tony Battie and Courtney Lee.
The Nets are expected to take SG Terrence Willams at No. 11, if he’s still available (which is who we have them taking in our mock draft). Once this deal becomes official, the Nets are going to have a ton of cap space next summer, while the Magic are going to look great with a starting five of Jameer Nelson, Carter, Hedo Turkoglu (if they re-sign him), Rashard Lewis and Dwight Howard. Jun. 25 – 4:32 pm et
Source: Newark Star-Ledger

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 25, 2009 5:40 PM CDT reply actions  

This sucks.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 25, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

y?

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Carter = old ball hog with zero rings.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 26, 2009 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

srsly?

for fuck’s sake. he just started hitting! what’s the penalty?

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 25, 2009 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

A sweep of the Cubs would be nice

and entirely possible as the NL Central makes any AL Central team look like World Series’ contenders.

by MrBungle on Jun 25, 2009 5:46 PM CDT reply actions  

The loonies are out at the westwood hospital for MJ..

they brought boom boxes and they’re blasting Thriller. Local news just showed LaToya running out of the ER in tears. In other news, why no fuss for EdM cMahon?

by RoyEgan on Jun 25, 2009 5:56 PM CDT reply actions  

SCOTTIE BIG MELONS!

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 25, 2009 6:20 PM CDT reply actions  

He is going to drain them on Lisa tonight

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 25, 2009 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

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