Ozzie Guillen: Ramirez Not As Good As Me
The Game That Wouldn't End might have finished a lot sooner if Alexei Ramirez hadn't pulled Paul Konerko well off the bag with another one of his lackadaisical lollipop throws to first base. Ramirez clearly has a strong enough arm to play shortstop in the major leagues, but he's shown a reluctance to showcase that arm on plays that don't require it, turning routine, easy outs into bang-bang plays, making Konerko dig balls out of the dirt, and, on occasion, extending innings with completely avoidable errors.
His error Thursday may not have cost the Sox in the 'W' column -- the only stat that matters -- but it set the wheels in motion for Ozzie Guillen to burn through the bullpen, and shortens his pen options for tomorrow's game with the Cubs.
- Octavio Dotel has pitched in 3 consecutive games, which means he'll probably be unavailable.
- Bobby Jenks has pitched on back-to-back days. So while he's not off-limits, Ozzie might be reluctant to use him in anything but the highest-leverage of save situations.
- Scott Linebrink, as I've discussed before, hasn't been good in over a year when pitching on back-to-back days, but he'll definitely be available. Oh joy.
- DJ Carrasco threw 38 pitches one day after throwing 15.
The rest of the pen should be available, but they're all left-handed, which means Jim might get one of his wishes. Asked directly about Aaron Poreda's performance, Guillen gushed
"That's his first [win] in the big leagues?" Guillen asked after Thursday's game. "There's a lot more to come. When this kid comes out of the bullpen and is throwing strikes with cockiness, he'll be used a little more out of the bullpen now."
Poreda has breezed through his first 4 outings, using almost exclusively fastballs. He threw only one non-fastball on Thursday, a quality slider to strike out Mark Loretta. I've felt that Poreda could succeed from the bullpen for the last year now, and haven't seen anything to change my mind in his few appearances.
As for Ramirez, Ozzie was not nearly as positive
"We played 14 innings because we were lousy in the field," Guillen said. "Lousy and lazy in the field. I never criticize my players for making errors, I never will. But when you make a lazy error, that really [bothers] me."
"I made a big mistake when I said in January he's going to be a better shortstop than Ozzie Guillen. I never thought I was that bad."
I don't expect Ramirez to sit out any games of the Cubs series this weekend. But he at least got an earful from Ozzie after the press conference, which might be the kick in the pants he needs to finally throw over to first base like a professional.
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Frank Thomas is 'close' to retiring, which isn't really news. It's not like teams are were beating down the door to sign the broken down slugger. But it's of interest to us here because the White Sox could have something planned. It sounds like both sides want to work something out.
"I hope so," he said. "This is family. The South Side made me who I am, and I had such a great career there, so I would love for that to happen. "Right now, I haven't officially retired. Once I officially retire, we can sit down and talk about what we want to do."
If the Sox plan a Frank Thomas night for sometime in September, where he either suits up one more time to 'retire' in a White Sox uniform, or just simply retire his number -- the statue comes later -- I'll be there. They could probably even make it a premium date. ;)
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Sky Saxon of The Seeds died today
Maybe during the game thread to complete the trifecta.
"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09
by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought Ed McMahon started the trifecta?
by airnjp on Jun 25, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Ed, Farrah and MJ walk into a bar....
NOW THAT’S A PARTY!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 25, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ed was already dead, baby.
"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09
by e-gus on Jun 25, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is he the guy from the TB Rays blog?
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 26, 2009 8:45 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, that's Kalk Skyman.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 26, 2009 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And MM's alter ego is Stalk Hymen.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 26, 2009 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
oh geebus. ha! wrecked.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 26, 2009 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still don't like Poreda out of the pen every third
day for an inning. Especially firing mainly fastballs. Kid needs to work his secondary pitches and he can’t do it in this role. —-unless the sox seem him as an exclusive reliever….which I hope is unlikely.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 25, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Eh, he is just doing it to get experience against MLB talent
I would rather him stay in the pen and develop his secondary pitches (with the help of Coop). KW said that Poreda will compete for a starting spot next year. I think that he is getting a little more experience than John Danks circa 2007.
by airnjp on Jun 25, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
considering his infrequent use
i think it’s pretty obvious that there have been some side sessions with cooper.
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by larry on Jun 25, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he'll probably be an early option tomorrow, no?
unless count totally implodes he can at least get righties out. and poreda’s the only one with stuff plus stamina left, right?
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
by colintj on Jun 25, 2009 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gobble used to be a starter.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 25, 2009 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
never speak like that again.
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by larry on Jun 25, 2009 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if that's what it comes to, Alexei will need to forfeit some of his salary to support
PTSD victims.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
by colintj on Jun 26, 2009 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hopefully that's one of the things about which they're working on the side with him .
being able to go back to back days.
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by larry on Jun 25, 2009 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but, side session with Coop and game pitching developing those pitches to live hitters are totally different, aren't they?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 26, 2009 7:26 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
remember danks' cutter?
guess where he spent most of his time developing that.
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by larry on Jun 26, 2009 7:54 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good point...Coop is a magician.
Does Danks even throw his curveball anymore? Just wondering…
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 26, 2009 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
your point is well taken, though.
eventually you have to do it in game situations and it’s a whole lot easier (and less important) to “fail” with a pitch in the minors than it is in the majors.
i’m reminded of what rick hahn said about poreda in the AFL last year. in his first game, he threw an offspeed pitch that was hit a mile out of the park. hahn said he never saw him throw the changeup again. if he’s not willing to “fail” in the AFL, tough to do it in the majors. apparently the sox were working on convincing aaron that it was okay to fuck up sometimes in AA (and, from listening to the games and watching the box scores, along with hahn’s corroboration) he was accepting that it was okay to fuck up down there. will/can he do that in the majors?
and i’ve seen the curve. doesn’t feature it, of course.
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by larry on Jun 26, 2009 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what worries me
Maybe Coop does some side sessions with him and teaches him a few things, but he has to work on those in the game – not just rely on his fastball.
I heard Farmer last year talk about Danks curve and how it used to be his best pitch, before the cutter – and I don’t really see him throw it that often.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 26, 2009 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i didn't think it was that great but whatever.
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by larry on Jun 26, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The premier date thing is fucking ridiculous
cheapest seat in the house was 33 dollars for todays game. It was an embarrassment that the place was half empty…. but this one isn’t on the fans as it usually is… i don’t blame people one bit for not coming out to these games. (though i did get my money’s worth with the extra innings and the fact that the pride crew girls came up to me and my brother and had us “exchange our tickets” for seats in 131 in exchange for holding up a coldwell banker sign in the second inning)…..
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jun 26, 2009 1:02 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
One way to make the day premier
would be to announce him as the new hitting coach simultaneously
THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS
by Hazymania on Jun 26, 2009 1:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
see, this is where the folks that depend on stats are missing the ball.
quantify the managerial approach to each player. people react differently to criticism. alexei might be the kind of guy that steps up to it, linebrink might be the kind of guy that takes it too hard. who knows?
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 26, 2009 2:19 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
so guys and gals)HSA and colin)
i am leaving good old des moines at 930 this morning to make the trip to chicago. my buddy and i should get there and be able to see the last 5 or 6 innings, then saturday im going to my first big league game. (sunday being the second of course), i cant tell you how excited i am for this. its been my dream for as long as i can remember to go to a sox game! AND the two scheduled pitchers are MB and Danks!?!?! fuckin sweet! i dont know if there will be a computer at the apartment we’re staying in or not, so i dont know if ill be able to report saturday night about the first game experience. i really wanna crush the fuck out of the cubs nut at this point, i dont really care who wins as ill be rockin the cell with my kong jersey.
ill see you people in a while!!!
I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!
by BoeJouma on Jun 26, 2009 2:43 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
NICE!
(why the hell do you still live in Des Moines?)
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 26, 2009 7:29 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
By the way - anyone else (including you BJ) feel free to stop by Section 116, Row 29
I’ll be the strikingly handsome dude in the green Buehrle jersey.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 26, 2009 7:32 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Saturday's Game...forgot to mention that.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 26, 2009 7:43 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i will see you in my black buehrle jersey
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
by U-God on Jun 26, 2009 8:18 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
prediction
you will regret wearing a black shirt tomorrow.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 26, 2009 8:42 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
most likely
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
by U-God on Jun 26, 2009 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice...I think I have convinced my wife, a cub fan, to wear a Sox shirt....
…how the fuck I did that, I have no idea….
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 26, 2009 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome...enjoy it man...these crosstown games are a lot of fun when we win, which we will
Formerly Crede's Crew
by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 26, 2009 8:33 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
tonights was fun anyway
"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09
by e-gus on Jun 26, 2009 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So you should probably know this going in...
The Crosstown series is a pretty unique experience. Some people love it since everyone is so fired up. Personally, it is not for me. One of the charms of going to see a game at The Cell is that you are there with all walks of life, and for the most part you are cheering on one common goal. That can be a pretty overwhelming experience especially in a really close game. For these Crosstown games, you get a lot of fans of both teams at either park, so you are sort of cheated of that experience.
I am not trying to talk you out of enjoying your first big league experience, I just hope you give yourself a chance to see the Sox play a division rival sometime.
But here’s to hoping your first time brings home a winner, and that you don’t get stuck next to a bunch of obnoxious Cubs fans.
by CatBrains on Jun 26, 2009 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sage advice, OPOS.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 26, 2009 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
possibly life saving, really
Formerly Crede's Crew
by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 26, 2009 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey I am only 26...
but indeed my levels of curmudgeonliness are off the charts
by CatBrains on Jun 26, 2009 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and...
Firefox and its red underlining can suck it:
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/curmudgeon
by CatBrains on Jun 26, 2009 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
For your sake I hope you're not near the annual drunk brawl that erupts at every Sox-Cubs game
Actually, last year it was Cubs and Sox fans uniting and beating the shit out of someone.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 26, 2009 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
for your viewing pleasure
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezq74iVMi8w
Formerly Crede's Crew
by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 26, 2009 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
on my birthday too...cool
Formerly Crede's Crew
by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 26, 2009 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
chicagodude8888 (1 week ago) 0 Reply
No shit cunt, I bet the gay ass sox will win all 6 this year, but I remember when we beat your cunt asses all 3 times a few years ago
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 26, 2009 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did Hoodie write that?
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 26, 2009 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did not know my Mom has Internets.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 26, 2009 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bravo Ozzie
I actually wish he was even harder on Alexei. This lazy shit is just unacceptable. Otherwise good series win.
"I'm just here to provide street cred and a rosy outlook"- translation - unemployed life coach
by Tdogg on Jun 26, 2009 8:16 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
agreed
wondering why he didn’t pull him after he dogged the throw like his mentor Bobby Cox did to Andruw Jones
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jun 26, 2009 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of lazy...
Don’t couunt on your PP, B, after Smoltz’ performance last night. He was fine after a shaky first inning.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 26, 2009 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tell yourself whatever you need to......
"I'm just here to provide street cred and a rosy outlook"- translation - unemployed life coach
by Tdogg on Jun 26, 2009 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
been waiting for this
since the time Ozzie had him sac bunt and he took two fastballs right there. that’s either comically inept…or on purpose.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
by colintj on Jun 26, 2009 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Especially against the greatest team the NL has ever seen!
Why I bet they could charge a premium to watch the Dodgers!
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 26, 2009 8:31 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
to the Doggg
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 26, 2009 8:31 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is going to be a good weekend
I gave my self a sinus infection after spending all of last weekend outside at Phish. This weekend I plan on staying in, drinking beer, playing Fallout 3 and watching the Sox. Maybe I’ll go out one night but I doubt it
Wave that flag.... Wave it wide and high.. Summertime... Done come and gone, My oh my
by 815Sox on Jun 26, 2009 8:34 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't know if you saw it or commented on it..
But Konerko and Thome wrote an LTE/OPED in support of your agency. Nice teammates, heh?
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 26, 2009 8:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
got the link on that?
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 26, 2009 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just saw it in huffpo
i will lay off the kong hate from now on
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 26, 2009 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
who do you think wrote the op-ed, kong or thome
HI MY NAME IS JI
JI THOME AND I LIKE KIDS
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 26, 2009 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's all it took? Konerko hearts underprivileged kids?
Fer Chrissakes. Hitler liked dogs. (I love that line. I try and use it once a week.)
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 26, 2009 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, i heart dogs too
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 26, 2009 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SPRINGFIELD — As the heart of the White Sox offense went to bat against possible state cuts for human services, Gov. Quinn on Wednesday appeared to back away from making those funding reductions next week as his administration had once threatened.
Sox stars Paul Konerko and Jim Thome wrote a letter to the editor to the Chicago Sun-Times and other newspapers, urging lawmakers not to allow massive cuts to foster-care services. “Many of the deepest cuts directly target programs designed to protect children,” wrote the two athletes, who are partners with Children’s Home & Aid. “Today, one in six children is at risk for abuse or neglect. If these cuts are made, more at-risk children will suffer.”
http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/6/25/925565/ozzie-guillen-ramirez-not-as-good#comments
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 26, 2009 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
real link
http://www.suntimes.com/news/politics/1638879,CST-NWS-leg25.article
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 26, 2009 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sinus infection?
you mean you’ve got a cold
by hoodlight on Jun 26, 2009 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Indeed. He's a ginger man.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 26, 2009 8:50 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
MRSA, sinus infections, 815 has had it all.
i think it stems from an acute case of vaginitis.
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by larry on Jun 26, 2009 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look at the man.
’Twould be a LACK of vag.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 26, 2009 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Listening to "Gaucho", so
I believe he’s a “Third-World Man”.
(Obscure, but I like it. So eff off if you don’t!)
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 26, 2009 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was the first DVD-A I bought for my car's 17 speaker surround system.
Beautiful!
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 26, 2009 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Say, WU, have you ever gotten a glimpse of my dad's lecture on surround sound? Specifically, why it is uncommon for homes to be equipped with the necessary 5 speakers for surround?
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 26, 2009 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why r u asking me?
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 26, 2009 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wasn't...I asked WU, in reply to your mention of surround sound....
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 26, 2009 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But your question was in reply to my comment to WU.
Just admit your rpley fial.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 26, 2009 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love starting family feuds.
Call me Dick Dawson.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 26, 2009 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The guy that got herpes from kissing everyone that came on the show.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 26, 2009 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Most of us know him as Richard. And personally, I liked him best on Match Game.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 26, 2009 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No. It wasn't. I actually considered where I wanted it to go. Which is why I specifically said, "Say, WU..." I wouldn't have specified if I wasn't aware I was replying to your comment (on the topic), but asking another a question (on the topic).
Don’t you have kids to shoo away or something?
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 26, 2009 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, the Regional Postal Inspector is coming by.
In response to my complaint about sub-par mail delivery. He’s supposed to be here at 1:30. Hope he’s on time cuz I don’t want him interrupting the game.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 26, 2009 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF?
Is that Newman from Seinfeld?
You complained about your mail??? ….I am laughing to hard to comment….sorry.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 26, 2009 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't see the humor. I've been expecting something since
last Saturday and it still hasn’t arrived. Wait until you’re a father, you’ll understand. I mean wait until you’re a father of a child who lives out of state.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 26, 2009 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seinfeld always made fun of the postal service...
I never knew there was a postal inspector – not sure if you have ever been to the Post Office downtown on Clark? Well, I work across the street so I am over there pretty regularly – lets just say they don’t move fast for anyone and there isn’t any authority. So for me to hear someone calling the postal inspector, caused great humor in my gut.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 26, 2009 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, he's just being sandy re: my bad daughtering.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 26, 2009 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't believe that it's proper to ask someone a question in response to someone elses post.
In fact, other than Bally or Wu’s classic reply fails, I don’t believe I’ve seen it done.
It’s ok though… when I was your age I knew it all too.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 26, 2009 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
have you figured out a plan of attack for tomorrow's game yet?
Formerly Crede's Crew
by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 26, 2009 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, I have. I'll be imagining a win from the ocean.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 26, 2009 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so should I spend the day at Coney Island then?
Formerly Crede's Crew
by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 26, 2009 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
too much blow?
I stayed away from it.
How did you get a sinus infection in June? I could have told you not to make out with random hippie chicks.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 26, 2009 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Change it to welfare chicks and I think you've nailed it.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 26, 2009 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pun intended?
Formerly Crede's Crew
by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 26, 2009 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
um... sure!
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 26, 2009 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
most of the hippie girls that were there were between the ages of 17 and 22.
Most are either still in college or are just wandering with the band, selling drugs, t-shirts, beer, food, etc. to get to the next town. Doubt many are on welfare.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 26, 2009 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
was refering to his real-life clientele
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 26, 2009 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not a fan, but I heard about this... Major LOLs
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0311091phish1.html
the chick #6 is surprisingly doable
Formerly Crede's Crew
by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 26, 2009 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a police lineup is not a meat market
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Jun 26, 2009 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
#17 = Cheat?
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 26, 2009 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not quite
but he does appear right up your alley
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
SouthSideSox on Facebook
by The Cheat on Jun 26, 2009 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
infected with herpes?
Formerly Crede's Crew
by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 26, 2009 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You sure they didn't mix these up with the SSS outing pix?
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
by ChicagoPete on Jun 26, 2009 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't make me come to NY, Q2.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 26, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seasonal allergies, etc
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 26, 2009 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I punked out in the 11th yesterday
of course now I wish I would have stayed. I was envisioning a Josh Fields K in the 16th to end the game, so I bailed…my bad.
Overall, it was nice to see the Sox take 2 from “the best team in baseball.” (chuckle). That throw by Ramirez was worse than my drunk buddies throws in a 16" softball game…just lazy and sad.
And the friggin’ Cubs couldn’t help us out even once vs. Detroit! I hope the Sox pound them mercilessly this weekend. Oh, wait, they’ve never seen the pitcher going today? Never mind.
See ya’ll there Sunday!
"I put up some beautiful number." – Sammy Sosa
"I wouldn't know a steroid from a reefer." - Lou Piniella
by tailgater on Jun 26, 2009 10:45 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
have the Jacko jokes hit you lot yet?
there’s dozens going round here, can’t delete em fast enough from my smart phone
by hoodlight on Jun 26, 2009 10:58 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we invented them years ago.
takes a while to get across the pond.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 26, 2009 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you knew he was gonna die last night?
by hoodlight on Jun 26, 2009 11:08 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
heard about it at around 5pm Central Time.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 26, 2009 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heart Google. Found this gem...
What are Michael Jackson, Farrah Faucet and Ed McMahon expecting for Christmas this year?
Patrick Swayze.
"I put up some beautiful number." – Sammy Sosa
"I wouldn't know a steroid from a reefer." - Lou Piniella
by tailgater on Jun 26, 2009 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you are as sick as me, enjoy...
http://www.deadmichaeljacksonjokes.com/
"I put up some beautiful number." – Sammy Sosa
"I wouldn't know a steroid from a reefer." - Lou Piniella
by tailgater on Jun 26, 2009 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Timex watch pitchman? "Takes a licking and keeps on ticking"?
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 26, 2009 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like this one
Why can’t anyone hear the songs at the Jackson 5 Reunion Tours? They have no Mike!
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 26, 2009 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Baseball theme, sort of:
What’s the difference between Farah Fawcett & Michael Jackson? One fucked Majors the other fucked minors.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 26, 2009 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, that one's good.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 26, 2009 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've got shitloads my old pal
There will be a post-mortem today to determine
which was the cause of death:
A) Sunshine B) Moonlight C) Good Times D) Boogie
by hoodlight on Jun 26, 2009 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and on the FF theme
When Farrah Fawcett arrived in Heaven, God was
such a big fan he decided to grant her one wish.
She asked that all the children in the world
could be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.
by hoodlight on Jun 26, 2009 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and there's more
Michael Jackson’s legal team announced that
he had agreed to be melted down by undertakers
to make plastic toys. So, kids can play with
him for a change.
by hoodlight on Jun 26, 2009 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

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