I Like the White Sox: Happy Human is on to Something

Before we do this, props to Happy Human for her optimism:

aside from the Cubs series, the Sox interleague has gone like this:

L-W-W against the Brewers
L-W-W against the Reds

So now that the Sox have their first game loss against the Dodgers, does that mean that the next two games will be wins?

 I guess so my lady.

What a series.  What a week.  The great Sox Coaster continues to thrill us fans on a daily basis.  Perhaps the potential rookie of the year for the AL smoked a splif with the NL Rookie of the year recently.  I mean did you see that throw yesterday.  The game was won UNTIL that.  What the hell Che?  What happened?  Are you losing your shit because it's your second year in the show buddy.  You still haven't eaten anything?  You will now because you will be most likely hanging with Soto smoking in the hallway.

So the bullpen was the unsung hero of the game.  Hope Count is ready to go the distance today.  He better be able to.  We can't see a repeat performance of last Friday.  He was good, but he needs to be better.   The only guy that wasn't used in the pen yesterday was Gobble Gobble.  He is a turkey.  Big fat turkey that needs to be stuffed or traded.  Whichever comes first.

I read Jim's article about the lovefest with the Dodgers that the PR department has.  Good stuff.  Perhaps we should blow up Camelback ranch and the Dodgers can go back to their little hole in Dodgertown, and we get Tucson Electric Park back.  Then the D'backs and Jon Garland can do the electric slide out of that place.  Why are we sharing with the Dodgers of all teams?  Why is that considered a "premium" game?  So we jack up prices because of the "Dodgers?"  Come on, what's so great about them?  No more Tommy Lasorda.  No more Orel Hershiser (I am sure I misspelled his name), and Kurt Gibson.  Who cares?  So they are doing well for themselves.  Manny suspended, or "rehabing".  I think that should have been demoted to regular status based on that alone.  Sure I loved when they swept the Cubs and hopefully we can follow them, and the leaders of our division in accomplishing that feat.

Cub fans?  They are like ants.  When there's is no food, they hide in the dark, but they all come running when cookie crumbs hit the floor.  They all have their heads buried in the sand right now, but they'll come out beating their chests if they win a game or two at the cell.  This will not happen my friends.  Cub fans, you will be joining Soto in a kumbyah session with a hookah after the series this weekend.

Frank Thomas day coming to the cell.  I can't wait.  I am so there.

Sammy Sosa roiding.  It took a Cub uniform to do it because he looked like Alexei when he was here.

Milton Bradley, you're a sorry ass bitch.  If you are going to break a bat over your knee, follow through next time chump.

Lou Pinella RETIRE or better yet stay with the team and keep burying them

I think Maggs should grow his hair back to help us.  He owes us that son of a bitch!!!!  Damn Tigers.  I wanted to see the CUbs beat them (God forgive me), but they couldn't even do that right?  Someone needs to beat these guys.  It will most likely have to be us.  Game 163 is coming back!  Southside Blackout is coming back!  We will get home!  And Justin Verlander you squirley little bitch, get ready, Q will be back to send your girlyman fastballs into the fan deck.

Yes I am pumped about todays game since i'm going and all.  And the shots just keep on coming.

We can't sell the team off yet.  We just beat the best team in baseball 2 out of 3 games.  Lets crush the Cubs and keep the bats swinging baby!!!!