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Chicago Cubs at Chicago White Sox, Jun 28, 2009 1:05 PM CDT


way to go, other editors. way to go.


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I was expecting at least an automated Cheat post for 1.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep. He failed us.

Just [expletive] Fuck It.

by homesickalien on Jun 28, 2009 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uhh, some outs would be nice here, Danks

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 1:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and there you go

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yay!

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its gone!

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 1:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

NOM NOM NOMNOM!

Just [expletive] Fuck It.

by homesickalien on Jun 28, 2009 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look out Mendoza Line

Sticky Fingaz Dewizzy is comin atcha

by billyok on Jun 28, 2009 1:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

here's hoping Carlos is as hungover as I am...mercy.

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 1:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

way to see a few Alexei

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 1:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ball

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 1:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We're screwed

God is helping Zambrano

by billyok on Jun 28, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And he knows it.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was that the worst strike call of the series?

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he better give it to danks too

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

brutal.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It had everything

The catcher was set up on the other side of the plate and couldn’t even frame it, it tailed away from the corner it never crossed, and the ump was right over that corner.

Immaculate.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does he have to do that at the end of every inning?

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Does he have to do that at the end of every inning?

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Whoops, dont know how i did that.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rookie.

Just [expletive] Fuck It.

by homesickalien on Jun 28, 2009 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clearly.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL
BCB has the wittiest Photoshop artists around.

by CaliCub on Jun 28, 2009 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 1:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh no they di'int

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its not true Cip!

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe that's why he has an imaginary friend

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where was Pods on that one?

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 1:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fucking your wife.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

jesus

on the sabbath?

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what the motherfucking hell is pods doing?

hawk and stoney are crazy. they’re blaming alexei. pods was fucking jogging.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 1:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

no

the outfielder coming in always has the call, unless the ss is camped under the ball. problem was pods didn’t seem interested in running in to get to that one.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow this inning is awesome

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 1:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Gah

Just get the hitter. PLEASE!

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 1:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

In the mout!!

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

howzabout worrying about the guy at the plate, johnny?

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 1:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

cue circus music.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 1:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This is not a good team

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 1:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

they're good at some things.

just not playing defense, holding runners on base, throwing out base stealers, executing rundowns, running the bases, or hitting with any consistency.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

other than that

a great team!

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Buy Kenny!

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

holy hell its Andres Blanco for chrissakes

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 1:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

danks is pissed.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 1:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

was he yelling @ the ump or AJ?

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ozzie needs to take the team on a boat ride

Or to Gary, Indiana.

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 1:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You have to thank God in Spanish as well

And kiss your gold cross before acting like a petulant 12 year old when things don’t go your way.

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

SAINT BILLY MAYS HERE

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

move out of the bronx?

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn that sucks, least they left the car.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, that was a big plus. And my insurance stuff and what not. Didn't know my phone was in there too(!), but a club bouncer called my bfriend at 5 AM to let him know he bought my phone off a homeless guy for $5.

That’s when I discovered the car – when I went to go meet the guy.

Since I couldn’t drive my car in its condition, I ran 2 miles through the streets of Seattle at 5 AM, to meet a giant black dude who had my phone.

They took the Credence.
Not really, but they did take the In Rainbows disc 2 – which I only got for buying the vinyl release.

Just [expletive] Fuck It.

by homesickalien on Jun 28, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, fun night.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

.....fuck my life.

Just [expletive] Fuck It.

by homesickalien on Jun 28, 2009 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thought disc 2 of in rainbows was better than the first.

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

about once a week they play jigsaw falling into place at work

and i get excited and all my coworkers look at me strangely

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jun 28, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I prefer texts from last night
(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother…or stop drinking so much…I don’t want to see this

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes!

God I love me some 90s show references.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

my papers....my business papers

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And what kind of work do you do?

I’m unemployed.

Just [expletive] Fuck It.

by homesickalien on Jun 28, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can you do laundry

I could ship you my laundry and then you ship it back clean

by billyok on Jun 28, 2009 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ryan Freel could play Pacman

in a live action film of the videogame

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 1:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Konerko making a case for an All-Star bid

imo…

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 1:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and a statue!

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

On the moon

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Morneau, Tex, Youkilis

Yea probably right

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whenever I played any kind of sport as a kid….
I hustled on every play, because playing ball was fun that way.
I can’t understand ballplayers who don’t hustle out every play.
Example: Sori on that Konerko double.

IF IT TAKES FOREVER!!
by Cubfansince1957 on Jun 28, 2009 1:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 1:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope he understands

just how damn long forever is

by billyok on Jun 28, 2009 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice AB getzy.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 1:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Getz = OBP

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Zambrano afraid to pitch to his Lord?

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 1:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

For a split second I thought no one would catch that

No such luck

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 1:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the luck was that soirano caught the ball.

between the hop he usually does and the way he stabs at the ball off to the side, he’s due to drop one.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Drugs aren't Matt Thornton's favorite topic

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 1:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

pardon?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was the first time I saw that PSA

Or maybe I’m on drugs, and Matt Thornton wasn’t lecturing kids about peer pressure during that last break.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh

missed that.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They've been having some sound issues today

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Comcast sound always sketchy.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

whatever CSN is feeding the intertubes is ok

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes.

buzzzzy

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

CSN is garbage

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pods is a goddamn baseball player!

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 1:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that was on purpose.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 1:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

zambrano is such a chump

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 1:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ah, the strike zone is below the knees today

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 1:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

69% stolen base percentage

sexy.

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 1:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Che!

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 1:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You can put it on the booooooaaaaaaaaard...YES

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 1:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Atonement!

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 1:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

IN THE MOUT

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jun 28, 2009 1:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

CHE!!

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 1:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HELL YESS!

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

suck it zambrano.

thanks for hitting pods.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 1:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hahahaha

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice touch pointing to the sky at the end, alexei

(( golf clap ))

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 1:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Does this mean there are two gods?

Or just one who is prone to changing his mind a lot

by billyok on Jun 28, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus was taking a nap, Vishnu answered the call

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ches God has more pride is all.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Narcissus?

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Since when is he a deity?

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

My bad.

Sorry Olympians!

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, its mythology.

can’t i make it up?

‘…and to this day, some leave offerings of hair gel and eyeliner to Narcissus.’

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll sing it and accompany myself with a lyre

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he always does that

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's like 7 this month for Alexei

most on the team I believe…

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 1:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hell Yes!

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 1:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

mmm, sandvich

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alexi's prayers are better than Zambrano's prayers

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 1:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

if there's one thing i've learned so far

it’s always pray to the right god.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fidel > chavez

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lolshift

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 2:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Stone brings up Choo

I believe he still hasn’t been pardoned of his mandatory military service in South Korea

by 3E8 on Jun 28, 2009 2:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Choo? He's been fantastic

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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he got it in

working at the banana stand

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice catch

ass clown.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 2:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

stone dropping bombs

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh hai sox! moar runz plz. kthxbai.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 2:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

getzypopsitup

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck the cubs

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:15 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

wrecked

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Becks shoving it in hard

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:17 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

Not epic enough.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice

Jesus also wandered in the wilderness before he answered the calling.

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

tennessee whiskey for a georgia boy?

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

CLUTCH!!

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Spacegrass.

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Say what you will about Wise

But he deserves starts over Anderson for now.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 2:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BA has been useless

Wise slightly less so

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it hurts too much to type

but yes.

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

For a guy who was getting booed on Oopening Day, I'm impressed he's kept his cool and become somewhat useful

I mean, if this team wasn’t so average he would never be needed, but good for him.

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks for being right, jerkface

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beckham not long for the Sox roster.

Not responding at all to Walker’s directives. Waaaaaaaaaaaay too many opposite field hits.

Time to show Greg Walker the door.

by ballyb on Jun 28, 2009 2:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Gotta aim better

for the Sox’ bullpen.

Time to show Greg Walker the door.

by ballyb on Jun 28, 2009 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's got the Cox baserunning lessons down pat though

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great minds.........

Time to show Greg Walker the door.

by ballyb on Jun 28, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He has sinned.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he who has not been picked off may cast the first stone

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is a false god

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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 2:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Beckham giveth

Beckham taketh

by 3E8 on Jun 28, 2009 2:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

thou shall not pick off gordon!

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Big Z summoned a higher power than our Lord

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Xenu?

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gog and Magog would be my guess

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

man-animal

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Q!, when healthy.

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

In a pinch I always like to count on Odin

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alexi is a bag of fun

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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 2:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

alexei sees your hop-and-stab and raises you a twirl-and-fire

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Stone is being a little harsh

That spin allows Alexei to not be taken out and his momentum will put more on the throw

by 3E8 on Jun 28, 2009 2:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Stoney's a jive honky he can't appreciate Che's swag

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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it was?

there were a number of different ways to avoid the runner…that one would seem to take the longest. i don’t really care, but i was baffled by alexei.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck the fucking Cubs those fucking fucks

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

shakespeare himself could not have said it better

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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bury those cock-a-roaches

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i can has chasing z with crooked number?

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Z freakout imminent

Hide your beverage dispensaries

by billyok on Jun 28, 2009 2:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thome, channeling Erstad

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice bunt, Jimmy.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 2:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You know who else always gave himself up for the team? ...Yaz

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

zambozo

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmm.... too "original image".

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

do you have one of Bozo pointing to the heavens?

by 3E8 on Jun 28, 2009 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

c'mon AJ

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Make him pay!!

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Better than that fucking idiot yesterday with the goat mask

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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's trying to walk you aj

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 2:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

swung at ball 4 3 times.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

aj got himself out there

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 2:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

your chicago white sox.

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Way to fuck that up AJ.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Walks are for pussies, right AJ?

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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 2:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

bradley K's.

that’s too bad.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 2:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Danks, third out now

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 2:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh, come oooonnnnnnnnnn

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 2:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

uh, johnny?

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

crap.

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Thank you Alexei.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 2:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCKING SWEET!

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

whew

mercy.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 2:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Becks!

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yay for defensive positioning!

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 2:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Getzy!

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Getzy!

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 2:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

GETZ

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

God, that was a nice bunt

God: Thanks, I practice it all the time

by billyok on Jun 28, 2009 3:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HIPSTER MEAT

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that's too awesome

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 3:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Heck yeah

!

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WILD!

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 3:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Getz steals home!

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 3:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

should kick him out

fucker

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 3:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What a fucking piece of shit.

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

sorry for the swears.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just remember to properly ask Beckham for forgiveness.

Say 1 our father and sing Go, Go, White Sox three times.

by airnjp on Jun 28, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hawk says "that is BUSH"

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 3:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

shit what happened?

damn you laundry!

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 3:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and stone says

“this is why Z has never won more than 14 games.”
haha.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 3:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hit him in the mout

Where mout = left field bleachers

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

zambrano = chump

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 3:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

safe?

really?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 3:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

late tag

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lousy tag

or lack thereof

by billyok on Jun 28, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah.

(on replay) oh i see.

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

good call.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

good slide

by 3E8 on Jun 28, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

bad tag

he was way out thanks Theriot

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 3:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ball 5

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 3:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

this is going swimmingly.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 3:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha

Hawk: Aaand that’s ball f…..what?!

by 3E8 on Jun 28, 2009 3:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

God: "I don't want any part of this."

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 3:06 PM CDT reply