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Around SBN: Jeremy Lin's Game-Winner Was Incredible, Worth Remembering

We Got Us A Gamethread

Chicago Cubs at Chicago White Sox, Jun 28, 2009 1:05 PM CDT


way to go, other editors. way to go.


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Uhh, some outs would be nice here, Danks

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 1:14 PM CDT reply actions  

and there you go

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yay!

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Its gone!

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:16 PM CDT reply actions  

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 1:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Look out Mendoza Line

Sticky Fingaz Dewizzy is comin atcha

by billyok on Jun 28, 2009 1:20 PM CDT reply actions  

here's hoping Carlos is as hungover as I am...mercy.

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 1:20 PM CDT reply actions  

way to see a few Alexei

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 1:21 PM CDT reply actions  

ball

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 1:22 PM CDT reply actions  

And he knows it.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was that the worst strike call of the series?

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions  

he better give it to danks too

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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

brutal.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

It had everything

The catcher was set up on the other side of the plate and couldn’t even frame it, it tailed away from the corner it never crossed, and the ump was right over that corner.

Immaculate.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does he have to do that at the end of every inning?

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Does he have to do that at the end of every inning?

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Whoops, dont know how i did that.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rookie.

Just [expletive] Fuck It.

by homesickalien on Jun 28, 2009 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Clearly.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL
BCB has the wittiest Photoshop artists around.

by CaliCub on Jun 28, 2009 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 1:30 PM CDT reply actions  

oh no they di'int

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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Its not true Cip!

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe that's why he has an imaginary friend

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where was Pods on that one?

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 1:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Fucking your wife.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

jesus

on the sabbath?

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ugh

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:33 PM CDT reply actions  

what the motherfucking hell is pods doing?

hawk and stoney are crazy. they’re blaming alexei. pods was fucking jogging.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 1:34 PM CDT reply actions  

no

the outfielder coming in always has the call, unless the ss is camped under the ball. problem was pods didn’t seem interested in running in to get to that one.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gah

Just get the hitter. PLEASE!

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 1:35 PM CDT reply actions  

In the mout!!

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

howzabout worrying about the guy at the plate, johnny?

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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 1:35 PM CDT reply actions  

cue circus music.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 1:35 PM CDT reply actions  

This is not a good team

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 1:36 PM CDT reply actions  

they're good at some things.

just not playing defense, holding runners on base, throwing out base stealers, executing rundowns, running the bases, or hitting with any consistency.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

other than that

a great team!

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Buy Kenny!

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

holy hell its Andres Blanco for chrissakes

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 1:36 PM CDT reply actions  

danks is pissed.

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 1:36 PM CDT reply actions  

was he yelling @ the ump or AJ?

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ozzie needs to take the team on a boat ride

Or to Gary, Indiana.

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 1:37 PM CDT reply actions  

You have to thank God in Spanish as well

And kiss your gold cross before acting like a petulant 12 year old when things don’t go your way.

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

SAINT BILLY MAYS HERE

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn that sucks, least they left the car.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, that was a big plus. And my insurance stuff and what not. Didn't know my phone was in there too(!), but a club bouncer called my bfriend at 5 AM to let him know he bought my phone off a homeless guy for $5.

That’s when I discovered the car – when I went to go meet the guy.

Since I couldn’t drive my car in its condition, I ran 2 miles through the streets of Seattle at 5 AM, to meet a giant black dude who had my phone.

They took the Credence.
Not really, but they did take the In Rainbows disc 2 – which I only got for buying the vinyl release.

Just [expletive] Fuck It.

by homesickalien on Jun 28, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

thought disc 2 of in rainbows was better than the first.

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

about once a week they play jigsaw falling into place at work

and i get excited and all my coworkers look at me strangely

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jun 28, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I prefer texts from last night
(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother…or stop drinking so much…I don’t want to see this

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes!

God I love me some 90s show references.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

my papers....my business papers

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

And what kind of work do you do?

I’m unemployed.

Just [expletive] Fuck It.

by homesickalien on Jun 28, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can you do laundry

I could ship you my laundry and then you ship it back clean

by billyok on Jun 28, 2009 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ryan Freel could play Pacman

in a live action film of the videogame

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 1:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Konerko making a case for an All-Star bid

imo…

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 1:40 PM CDT reply actions  

and a statue!

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

On the moon

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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Morneau, Tex, Youkilis

Yea probably right

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whenever I played any kind of sport as a kid….
I hustled on every play, because playing ball was fun that way.
I can’t understand ballplayers who don’t hustle out every play.
Example: Sori on that Konerko double.

IF IT TAKES FOREVER!!
by Cubfansince1957 on Jun 28, 2009 1:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 1:43 PM CDT reply actions  

ha

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice AB getzy.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 1:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Getz = OBP

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Is Zambrano afraid to pitch to his Lord?

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 1:47 PM CDT reply actions  

For a split second I thought no one would catch that

No such luck

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 1:48 PM CDT reply actions  

the luck was that soirano caught the ball.

between the hop he usually does and the way he stabs at the ball off to the side, he’s due to drop one.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Drugs aren't Matt Thornton's favorite topic

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 1:49 PM CDT reply actions  

pardon?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was the first time I saw that PSA

Or maybe I’m on drugs, and Matt Thornton wasn’t lecturing kids about peer pressure during that last break.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh

missed that.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

They've been having some sound issues today

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Comcast sound always sketchy.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

whatever CSN is feeding the intertubes is ok

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes.

buzzzzy

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

CSN is garbage

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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pods is a goddamn baseball player!

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 1:55 PM CDT reply actions  

that was on purpose.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 1:55 PM CDT reply actions  

ah, the strike zone is below the knees today

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 1:56 PM CDT reply actions  

69% stolen base percentage

sexy.

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 1:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Che!

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 1:58 PM CDT reply actions  

You can put it on the booooooaaaaaaaaard...YES

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 1:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Atonement!

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 1:58 PM CDT reply actions  

IN THE MOUT

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jun 28, 2009 1:58 PM CDT reply actions  

CHE!!

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 1:58 PM CDT reply actions  

HELL YESS!

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:58 PM CDT reply actions  

suck it zambrano.

thanks for hitting pods.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 1:58 PM CDT reply actions  

hahahaha

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice touch pointing to the sky at the end, alexei

(( golf clap ))

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 1:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Does this mean there are two gods?

Or just one who is prone to changing his mind a lot

by billyok on Jun 28, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jesus was taking a nap, Vishnu answered the call

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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ches God has more pride is all.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Narcissus?

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Since when is he a deity?

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

My bad.

Sorry Olympians!

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, its mythology.

can’t i make it up?

‘…and to this day, some leave offerings of hair gel and eyeliner to Narcissus.’

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

No.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll sing it and accompany myself with a lyre

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think he always does that

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's like 7 this month for Alexei

most on the team I believe…

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 1:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Hell Yes!

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 1:59 PM CDT reply actions  

mmm, sandvich

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alexi's prayers are better than Zambrano's prayers

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 1:59 PM CDT reply actions  

if there's one thing i've learned so far

it’s always pray to the right god.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

fidel > chavez

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

lolshift

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 2:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Stone brings up Choo

I believe he still hasn’t been pardoned of his mandatory military service in South Korea

by 3E8 on Jun 28, 2009 2:03 PM CDT reply actions  

he got it in

working at the banana stand

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice catch

ass clown.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 2:04 PM CDT reply actions  

stone dropping bombs

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:04 PM CDT reply actions  

oh hai sox! moar runz plz. kthxbai.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:11 PM CDT reply actions  

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 2:13 PM CDT reply actions  

getzypopsitup

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:14 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck the cubs

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:15 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

wrecked

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Becks shoving it in hard

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:17 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

Not epic enough.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice

Jesus also wandered in the wilderness before he answered the calling.

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

tennessee whiskey for a georgia boy?

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

CLUTCH!!

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Spacegrass.

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Say what you will about Wise

But he deserves starts over Anderson for now.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 2:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

BA has been useless

Wise slightly less so

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

it hurts too much to type

but yes.

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

For a guy who was getting booed on Oopening Day, I'm impressed he's kept his cool and become somewhat useful

I mean, if this team wasn’t so average he would never be needed, but good for him.

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks for being right, jerkface

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Beckham not long for the Sox roster.

Not responding at all to Walker’s directives. Waaaaaaaaaaaay too many opposite field hits.

Time to show Greg Walker the door.

by ballyb on Jun 28, 2009 2:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Gotta aim better

for the Sox’ bullpen.

Time to show Greg Walker the door.

by ballyb on Jun 28, 2009 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great minds.........

Time to show Greg Walker the door.

by ballyb on Jun 28, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

He has sinned.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:23 PM CDT reply actions  

he who has not been picked off may cast the first stone

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

He is a false god

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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 2:24 PM CDT reply actions  

thou shall not pick off gordon!

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Big Z summoned a higher power than our Lord

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Xenu?

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gog and Magog would be my guess

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

man-animal

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Q!, when healthy.

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

In a pinch I always like to count on Odin

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alexi is a bag of fun

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 2:30 PM CDT reply actions  

alexei sees your hop-and-stab and raises you a twirl-and-fire

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:30 PM CDT reply actions  

I think Stone is being a little harsh

That spin allows Alexei to not be taken out and his momentum will put more on the throw

by 3E8 on Jun 28, 2009 2:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Stoney's a jive honky he can't appreciate Che's swag

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

it was?

there were a number of different ways to avoid the runner…that one would seem to take the longest. i don’t really care, but i was baffled by alexei.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck the fucking Cubs those fucking fucks

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:31 PM CDT reply actions  

shakespeare himself could not have said it better

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I bury those cock-a-roaches

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

i can has chasing z with crooked number?

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Z freakout imminent

Hide your beverage dispensaries

by billyok on Jun 28, 2009 2:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Thome, channeling Erstad

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice bunt, Jimmy.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 2:35 PM CDT reply actions  

zambozo

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmm.... too "original image".

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

do you have one of Bozo pointing to the heavens?

by 3E8 on Jun 28, 2009 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

c'mon AJ

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Make him pay!!

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:38 PM CDT reply actions  

he's trying to walk you aj

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 2:39 PM CDT reply actions  

swung at ball 4 3 times.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

your chicago white sox.

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:41 PM CDT reply actions  

yes

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Way to fuck that up AJ.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:41 PM CDT reply actions  

yes

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Walks are for pussies, right AJ?

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 2:42 PM CDT reply actions  

yes

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

bradley K's.

that’s too bad.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 2:49 PM CDT reply actions  

C'mon Danks, third out now

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 2:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Ugh, come oooonnnnnnnnnn

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 2:54 PM CDT reply actions  

uh, johnny?

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:54 PM CDT reply actions  

crap.

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

Thank you Alexei.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 2:56 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCKING SWEET!

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:56 PM CDT reply actions  

whew

mercy.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 2:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Becks!

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Getzy!

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Getzy!

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 2:59 PM CDT reply actions  

GETZ

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:59 PM CDT reply actions  

God, that was a nice bunt

God: Thanks, I practice it all the time

by billyok on Jun 28, 2009 3:00 PM CDT reply actions  

HIPSTER MEAT

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:00 PM CDT reply actions  

that's too awesome

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 3:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Heck yeah

!

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:00 PM CDT reply actions  

WILD!

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 3:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Getz steals home!

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 3:01 PM CDT reply actions  

should kick him out

fucker

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 3:01 PM CDT reply actions  

What a fucking piece of shit.

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:02 PM CDT reply actions  

sorry for the swears.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just remember to properly ask Beckham for forgiveness.

Say 1 our father and sing Go, Go, White Sox three times.

by airnjp on Jun 28, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

hawk says "that is BUSH"

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 3:02 PM CDT reply actions  

shit what happened?

damn you laundry!

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 3:02 PM CDT reply actions  

and stone says

“this is why Z has never won more than 14 games.”
haha.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 3:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Hit him in the mout

Where mout = left field bleachers

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

zambrano = chump

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 3:03 PM CDT reply actions  

safe?

really?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 3:04 PM CDT reply actions  

late tag

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah.

(on replay) oh i see.

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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

good call.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions