We Got Us A Gamethread
by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 1:10 PM CDT
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Chicago Cubs at Chicago White Sox, Jun 28, 2009 1:05 PM CDT
way to go, other editors. way to go.
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I was just about to make a fanpost. Thanks, lazy fucker.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 28, 2009 1:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I was expecting at least an automated Cheat post for 1.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep. He failed us.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 28, 2009 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uhh, some outs would be nice here, Danks
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 1:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and there you go
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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yay!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its gone!
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 1:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
NOM NOM NOMNOM!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 28, 2009 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look out Mendoza Line
Sticky Fingaz Dewizzy is comin atcha
by billyok on Jun 28, 2009 1:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
here's hoping Carlos is as hungover as I am...mercy.
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 1:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
how did Derek Lee slug .662 in 2005?
His next highest slug % in a year is .513.
by shaftr on Jun 28, 2009 1:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
still 46 hrs and 50 doubles
I’m not accusing him of anything, it’s probably just a case of a good player having a great year.
by shaftr on Jun 28, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
way to see a few Alexei
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 1:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ball
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 1:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And he knows it.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was that the worst strike call of the series?
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he better give it to danks too
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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
brutal.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It had everything
The catcher was set up on the other side of the plate and couldn’t even frame it, it tailed away from the corner it never crossed, and the ump was right over that corner.
Immaculate.
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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does he have to do that at the end of every inning?
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Does he have to do that at the end of every inning?
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Whoops, dont know how i did that.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rookie.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 28, 2009 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clearly.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
BCB has the wittiest Photoshop artists around.
by CaliCub on Jun 28, 2009 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 1:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh no they di'int
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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its not true Cip!
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by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Freel has a face not even a blind mother could love
Wow
by billyok on Jun 28, 2009 1:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
looks kinda like an easter island head to me.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe that's why he has an imaginary friend
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where was Pods on that one?
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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 1:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking your wife.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
jesus
on the sabbath?
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh
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by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what the motherfucking hell is pods doing?
hawk and stoney are crazy. they’re blaming alexei. pods was fucking jogging.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 1:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
SS has the right of way, so to speak. It was Che's ball. He could've caught it.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 28, 2009 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
the outfielder coming in always has the call, unless the ss is camped under the ball. problem was pods didn’t seem interested in running in to get to that one.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seemed like Che called him off - showed initiative.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 28, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow this inning is awesome
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 1:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Over/under at how many runs we give away
is now set at 5.5
by billyok on Jun 28, 2009 1:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gah
Just get the hitter. PLEASE!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 1:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
In the mout!!
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
konerko shares some of that blame
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Jun 28, 2009 1:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
howzabout worrying about the guy at the plate, johnny?
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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 1:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
cue circus music.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 1:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is not a good team
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 1:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
they're good at some things.
just not playing defense, holding runners on base, throwing out base stealers, executing rundowns, running the bases, or hitting with any consistency.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
other than that
a great team!
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Buy Kenny!
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
holy hell its Andres Blanco for chrissakes
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 1:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
danks is pissed.
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 1:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
was he yelling @ the ump or AJ?
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by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ozzie needs to take the team on a boat ride
Or to Gary, Indiana.
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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 1:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hot shit, is Danks lucky.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 28, 2009 1:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He didn't even thank God afterward
What an ingrate
by billyok on Jun 28, 2009 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No wonder we're not going to win this game.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 28, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have to thank God in Spanish as well
And kiss your gold cross before acting like a petulant 12 year old when things don’t go your way.
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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SAINT BILLY MAYS HERE
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of! My car was broken into last night (shattered window) and my stereo was jacked!! woohooo my fucking life!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 28, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
move out of the bronx?
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn that sucks, least they left the car.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, that was a big plus. And my insurance stuff and what not. Didn't know my phone was in there too(!), but a club bouncer called my bfriend at 5 AM to let him know he bought my phone off a homeless guy for $5.
That’s when I discovered the car – when I went to go meet the guy.
Since I couldn’t drive my car in its condition, I ran 2 miles through the streets of Seattle at 5 AM, to meet a giant black dude who had my phone.
They took the Credence.
Not really, but they did take the In Rainbows disc 2 – which I only got for buying the vinyl release.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 28, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, fun night.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm actual really grateful considering... my phone recovery is a HUGE plus. Huge. And yeah, the car was still there. Minor damage. Lesson learned or something.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 28, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you live in Seattle city-limits? Or suburbs?
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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Smack dab in the city. Less than a mile from Pike Place/waterfront.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 28, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i seem to recall a junkie gathering in that park at the end of PP
sometimes you just gotta tip your cap (and hide your shit)
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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
.....fuck my life.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 28, 2009 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thought disc 2 of in rainbows was better than the first.
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed. Bangers n Mash was my favorite song from when they toured in '06 and I saw them at Auditorium twice. Lucky I have back-up on i-tunes. Just not the same, though, y'know.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 28, 2009 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
about once a week they play jigsaw falling into place at work
and i get excited and all my coworkers look at me strangely
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
by U-God on Jun 28, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not to make light of the situation but this came to mind....
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Jun 28, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer texts from last night
(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother…or stop drinking so much…I don’t want to see this
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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes!
God I love me some 90s show references.
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by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That remains one of the greatest shows ever (imho).
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 28, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And it's cool. I can laugh at this stuff. It's pretty funny considering I have a really modest vehicle. Didn't think anyone would be interested in it.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 28, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like they weren't
just the sweet stereo
by 3E8 on Jun 28, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep. Such a sweet stereo... ha! Actually, a button just broke on it (my EQ button, a necessity), so not too big a loss, I suppose.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 28, 2009 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If they try to return it to you for a stereo with all working buttons
Don’t accept it
by billyok on Jun 28, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was SSH
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That fucker!
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet he was repeating, "SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH," as he did it.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 28, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my papers....my business papers
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And what kind of work do you do?
I’m unemployed.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 28, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can you do laundry
I could ship you my laundry and then you ship it back clean
by billyok on Jun 28, 2009 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My dirty laundry. The whites.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 28, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ryan Freel could play Pacman
in a live action film of the videogame
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 1:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
PK has just been hitting those gaps with regularity this season
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 1:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Konerko making a case for an All-Star bid
imo…
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 1:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and a statue!
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
On the moon
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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think thornton is the only deserving sox representative.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Scotty Ballgame should be the leading vote-getter IMO
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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Morneau, Tex, Youkilis
Yea probably right
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whenever I played any kind of sport as a kid….
I hustled on every play, because playing ball was fun that way.
I can’t understand ballplayers who don’t hustle out every play.
Example: Sori on that Konerko double.
IF IT TAKES FOREVER!!
by Cubfansince1957 on Jun 28, 2009 1:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 1:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope he understands
just how damn long forever is
by billyok on Jun 28, 2009 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
beckham + RISP = good things, right?
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 1:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice AB getzy.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 1:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Getz = OBP
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Zambrano afraid to pitch to his Lord?
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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 1:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
For a split second I thought no one would catch that
No such luck
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 1:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the luck was that soirano caught the ball.
between the hop he usually does and the way he stabs at the ball off to the side, he’s due to drop one.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why couldn't it have been the Feldco guy
instead of Billy Mays
by billyok on Jun 28, 2009 1:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Drugs aren't Matt Thornton's favorite topic
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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 1:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
pardon?
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was the first time I saw that PSA
Or maybe I’m on drugs, and Matt Thornton wasn’t lecturing kids about peer pressure during that last break.
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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh
missed that.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is anyone's sound going crazy all of a sudden?
or is my TV about to burst
by billyok on Jun 28, 2009 1:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
They've been having some sound issues today
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Comcast sound always sketchy.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
whatever CSN is feeding the intertubes is ok
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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CSN is garbage
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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pods is a goddamn baseball player!
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 1:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that was on purpose.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 1:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
zambrano is such a chump
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 1:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ah, the strike zone is below the knees today
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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 1:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
69% stolen base percentage
sexy.
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 1:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You can put it on the booooooaaaaaaaaard...YES
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 1:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Atonement!
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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 1:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
IN THE MOUT
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
by U-God on Jun 28, 2009 1:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
CHE!!
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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 1:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HELL YESS!
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
suck it zambrano.
thanks for hitting pods.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 1:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
VIVA!
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 1:58 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
hahahaha
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by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice touch pointing to the sky at the end, alexei
(( golf clap ))
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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 1:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Does this mean there are two gods?
Or just one who is prone to changing his mind a lot
by billyok on Jun 28, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus was taking a nap, Vishnu answered the call
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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ches God has more pride is all.
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by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Narcissus?
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since when is he a deity?
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by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, its mythology.
can’t i make it up?
‘…and to this day, some leave offerings of hair gel and eyeliner to Narcissus.’
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
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by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll sing it and accompany myself with a lyre
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he always does that
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's like 7 this month for Alexei
most on the team I believe…
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 1:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hell Yes!
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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 1:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
mmm, sandvich
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alexi's prayers are better than Zambrano's prayers
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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 1:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
if there's one thing i've learned so far
it’s always pray to the right god.
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by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fidel > chavez
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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stone brings up Choo
I believe he still hasn’t been pardoned of his mandatory military service in South Korea
by 3E8 on Jun 28, 2009 2:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Choo? He's been fantastic
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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he got it in
working at the banana stand
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by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
can't believe i gave up animation rights
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by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice catch
ass clown.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 2:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
stone dropping bombs
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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh hai sox! moar runz plz. kthxbai.
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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
getzypopsitup
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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck the cubs
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:15 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
wrecked
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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Becks shoving it in hard
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:17 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Not epic enough.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice
Jesus also wandered in the wilderness before he answered the calling.
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
tennessee whiskey for a georgia boy?
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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CLUTCH!!
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by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Spacegrass.
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Say what you will about Wise
But he deserves starts over Anderson for now.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 2:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BA has been useless
Wise slightly less so
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it hurts too much to type
but yes.
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
For a guy who was getting booed on Oopening Day, I'm impressed he's kept his cool and become somewhat useful
I mean, if this team wasn’t so average he would never be needed, but good for him.
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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks for being right, jerkface
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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but not over Podsednik, i would say.
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by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beckham not long for the Sox roster.
Not responding at all to Walker’s directives. Waaaaaaaaaaaay too many opposite field hits.
Time to show Greg Walker the door.
by ballyb on Jun 28, 2009 2:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gotta aim better
for the Sox’ bullpen.
Time to show Greg Walker the door.
by ballyb on Jun 28, 2009 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's got the Cox baserunning lessons down pat though
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great minds.........
Time to show Greg Walker the door.
by ballyb on Jun 28, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has sinned.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he who has not been picked off may cast the first stone
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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is a false god
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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 2:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thou shall not pick off gordon!
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Big Z summoned a higher power than our Lord
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by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Xenu?
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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gog and Magog would be my guess
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by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
man-animal
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think Obama takes requests from cub players
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Q!, when healthy.
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
In a pinch I always like to count on Odin
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by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alexi is a bag of fun
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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 2:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
alexei sees your hop-and-stab and raises you a twirl-and-fire
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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Stone is being a little harsh
That spin allows Alexei to not be taken out and his momentum will put more on the throw
by 3E8 on Jun 28, 2009 2:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Stoney's a jive honky he can't appreciate Che's swag
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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He made it seem like it was done purely for show when that's clearly not the case
by 3E8 on Jun 28, 2009 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was?
there were a number of different ways to avoid the runner…that one would seem to take the longest. i don’t really care, but i was baffled by alexei.
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by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was nice...he sorta hopped outta the way and got the momentum...I always enjoyed the feeling of throwing on a turn like that...
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 28, 2009 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah i think it looked harder to pull off
than it really was. reverse turn and fire isn’t that uncommon.
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by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need to talk about your flair.
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Jun 28, 2009 2:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck the fucking Cubs those fucking fucks
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
shakespeare himself could not have said it better
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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bury those cock-a-roaches
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i can has chasing z with crooked number?
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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Z freakout imminent
Hide your beverage dispensaries
by billyok on Jun 28, 2009 2:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thome, channeling Erstad
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by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice bunt, Jimmy.
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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 2:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You know who else always gave himself up for the team? ...Yaz
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by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
zambozo
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmm.... too "original image".
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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
c'mon AJ
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
by ChicagoPete on Jun 28, 2009 2:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Make him pay!!
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How crappy is it to pay all that money for a seat behind the plate
and then Southpaw sits down and blocks your view
by billyok on Jun 28, 2009 2:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Better than that fucking idiot yesterday with the goat mask
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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's trying to walk you aj
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 2:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
swung at ball 4 3 times.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
aj got himself out there
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 2:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yes
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
your chicago white sox.
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yes
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way to fuck that up AJ.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yes
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
c'mon Stoney, he only gets 22 a year
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by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 2:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Walks are for pussies, right AJ?
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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 2:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yes
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bradley K's.
that’s too bad.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 2:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
C'mon Danks, third out now
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 2:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ugh, come oooonnnnnnnnnn
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 2:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
uh, johnny?
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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 2:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
crap.
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Thank you Alexei.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 2:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ramirez + Beckham = Lockdown defenders.
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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 2:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCKING SWEET!
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
whew
mercy.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 2:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Becks!
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yay for defensive positioning!
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 2:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Getzy!
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 2:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
GETZ
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 2:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
God, that was a nice bunt
God: Thanks, I practice it all the time
by billyok on Jun 28, 2009 3:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh, my heart! whattaplayche!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 28, 2009 3:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HIPSTER MEAT
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's too awesome
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 3:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Heck yeah
!
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WILD!
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by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 3:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Getz steals home!
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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 3:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
should kick him out
fucker
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 3:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What a fucking piece of shit.
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sorry for the swears.
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just remember to properly ask Beckham for forgiveness.
Say 1 our father and sing Go, Go, White Sox three times.
by airnjp on Jun 28, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hawk says "that is BUSH"
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 3:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
shit what happened?
damn you laundry!
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 3:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and stone says
“this is why Z has never won more than 14 games.”
haha.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 3:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hit him in the mout
Where mout = left field bleachers
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
zambrano = chump
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 3:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
safe?
really?
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 3:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yes
good call.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bad tag
he was way out thanks Theriot
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by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 3:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ball 5
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by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 3:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this is going swimmingly.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 3:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
God: "I don't want any part of this."
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 3:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he should be pointing to the ground.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HEY HEY HEY
good buy
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yep...
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was sad, not as sad as when I learned about Michael Jackson's death, but still sad.
by airnjp on Jun 28, 2009 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was more sad about billy mays.
i mean, you see him every day.
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's what he gets for working w/ the WWL
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by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The "na na na na" serenade seemed a bit more mocking than usual
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 3:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it was
because it was deserved more than usual.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
anyone know for sure if a warning was issued?
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 3:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it seemed like it, but not totally sure
Formerly Crede's Crew
by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 28, 2009 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and on that note, we should put gobble in to drill someone
Formerly Crede's Crew
by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 28, 2009 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let Anderson pitch an inning.
Time to show Greg Walker the door.
by ballyb on Jun 28, 2009 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did the benches get warned after Zambrano's HBP?
Time to show Greg Walker the door.
by ballyb on Jun 28, 2009 3:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
just awesome
101 years and counting…
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by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 3:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Put this inning on a DVD and I will pay $39.95
by billyok on Jun 28, 2009 3:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what a fucking butcher.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 3:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HA HA!
I knew something was going to drop out there today
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 3:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
haha this is wonderful!
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
they're making my birthday a good one!
Formerly Crede's Crew
by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 28, 2009 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this game....wowza!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 28, 2009 3:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
soria-OH NO
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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 3:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
'fastest threesome'
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ahahahaha
wait what?
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by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 3:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHA!
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 3:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh noes!
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 3:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
infield fly!
runners advance.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 3:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
PURE BULL
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
...but it landed in the outfield
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by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 3:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He must have called the outfield fly rule
They have adapted some crazy rules recently in baseball.
by airnjp on Jun 28, 2009 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least we got a run out of it
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 3:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the only thing that would make this inning better is a mashed tater
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 3:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
times you are glad AJ Pierzynski is on your team...
when it is time to fight. Had it happened, he looked like he was ready to go!
by oneloyaldawg on Jun 28, 2009 3:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BA is pretty tough too.
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
zambrano meltdown
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
after Getz was credited with stealing home on a potential wild pitch, Zambrano nails the next batter. The ball had no movement on it, it was just thrown straight at him. Half the bench jumped out of the dugout, but nothing happened. No warning either
by oneloyaldawg on Jun 28, 2009 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
US just sh&t the bed against Brazil for those that care
Terrible approach in the second half led to giving up a 2-0 lead.
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Jun 28, 2009 3:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BOOOOO
soccer’s gayer than rainbows
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brazil is still Brazil
they’re at least a goal better than us.
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by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"When your back is turned like this, you can't call it."
—referring to the botched infield fly call. He sounded sharper than usual, and farther from the mic.
by expatnyc on Jun 28, 2009 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how'd that freel?
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 3:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather see that come with one out, but hey.
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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 3:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
not sure it was intentional
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently they hadn't warned the benches before
but they have now.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 3:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
needed more twirl
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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 3:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nom nom nom
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by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 3:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i bet she can jump higher too
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i am a big fan of the overhead shot combined with a plunging neckline
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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 3:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Once again, cubs broadcast doesnt show "God Bless America" performance
Communists!
by airnjp on Jun 28, 2009 3:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hey baby.
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i'd stand beside her
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by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you like her raw.
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by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Go Chicago???"
How bout, Go Sox, dumbass
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by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 28, 2009 3:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's what the problem was for AJ, there were men on base
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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 3:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I like how A.J. pulls up
Kind of a stoogian woop-woop-woop to it.
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by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 3:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
That's awesome
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm really enjoying this game.
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well, what i liked the most was the 'hey hey hey goodbye' chant on zambrano
was done with feeling and emotion. wish i was there.
that and the score. danks looked ok too.
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 moar singles and we'll score
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by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 28, 2009 3:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I could be mistaken
but I think the fans are starting to sing along
by Daniel Berlyn on Jun 28, 2009 3:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i noticed that last at bat
maybe beckham knew what he was doing picking that song
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by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
People were singing along when I was at last Wed's game
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dont wanna lose your love!
people can make fun of him all they want, but its a catchy song
by oneloyaldawg on Jun 28, 2009 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
never buy swagger
draft it.
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or trade for swagger, rather.
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Both Getz and Beckham have nearly nailed AJ off first.
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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 3:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I like how they show him pointing to the sky after his terrible performance. Have to enjoy the production crew mocking the other team’s pitcher.
by Grinder in Training on Jun 28, 2009 3:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's why Jim Angio's a hall of famer.
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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think he's going to strike out the side.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel uneasy over this
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 3:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you shut up, boy
and you do it good and quick
by Daniel Berlyn on Jun 28, 2009 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
5 runs is linebrink-proof, right?
Right?
</sobs>
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by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 3:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 3:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
crumbcake is lovely
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Colin can we get another thread?
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 3:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait a minute
you arent colin, you phony!
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
never change a winning game!
Formerly Crede's Crew
by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 28, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOBODY MOVES
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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
STAY IN YOUR SEAT
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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Full-Count Kid
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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they sure this is Linebrink...
not someone else wearing his jersey?
by oneloyaldawg on Jun 28, 2009 3:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
a Welshman always stops to take care of the sheep first.
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by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
can someone please sync up the Danks munching
with Your Love?
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by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 3:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Whaaaaaaaaaa?
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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 3:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That half-inning had a surprising lack of shit-in-my-pants terror
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 3:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
tsk's sig was totally inappropriate.
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by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunately, I still shat my pants
I’m easily excited
by 3E8 on Jun 28, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
linebrink?
is that you?
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
leave him out there?
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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we add insult to injury?
Formerly Crede's Crew
by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 28, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So uh
haven’t we done L-W-W for like four series straight?
by Daniel Berlyn on Jun 28, 2009 3:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well that screwed us.
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by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
chickens, hatching, etc.
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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
seizure time
epileptics watch at your own risk…
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 3:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Linebrink struck out the side! WTF?
"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09
by e-gus on Jun 28, 2009 3:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
did you know that Katy Perry released an album called the
Ur So Gay EP?
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by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 3:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I didn't, but I'm more of a Lady Gaga man
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by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 28, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
apparently she did a cover of Your Love on it.
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by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet HSA owns a copy
"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09
by e-gus on Jun 28, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sadly, it's what was currently playing in the car stereo
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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guess she left her neck in the car along with the phone and stereo
What a sport for not even mentioning that
by billyok on Jun 28, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
someone broke into the cubs pen?
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 3:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Offered to play left field
Lou said he’d consider it
by billyok on Jun 28, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dye
bomb.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 3:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
GUY!
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Man sucks for Richard
He has matched up against the Ace of clubs in his last couple of outings. First Billingsley, now Lee this week.
by airnjp on Jun 28, 2009 3:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You should really put a comma after man in that one
by 3E8 on Jun 28, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, realized that after I hit post.
Oops
by airnjp on Jun 28, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
good on-the-job training
I’m just relieved teams haven’t caught on enough to just bunt back to him and make him throw to first
by billyok on Jun 28, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unclutch
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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 3:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i see you have an open wound there, have i got the thing for you:
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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I came over to the parents house
and am watching the WGN broadcast. Its not exactly Stone and Hawk.
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by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 3:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Man sucks all around!
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by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 3:51 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Yay!!
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by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
posting from n. halsted today?
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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
only when i've got both hands available
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by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
awesome.
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
plz to be adding OM NOM NOM
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by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
For any Coheed fans
they do a decent cover
by 3E8 on Jun 28, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"friends don't let friends be cubs fans"
nicely done, girl-with-front-row-seats-over-RHB
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by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2009 3:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Heh
I saw a girl last week with a shirt that said “I’m too pretty to be a Cubs fan”
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was Pods calling for it?
Or was he emitting panicked screams?
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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 28, 2009 3:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think he experienced shit-in-your-pants terror
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was alexei's ball all the way.
clearly.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yay
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by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2009 3:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Danks you da man
up yours Zambrano!
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 3:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
stoney
“carlos zambrano came up small today.”
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 28, 2009 3:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
great game.
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 3:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what a fun game...thank you white sox
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by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 28, 2009 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice. I was going to post a similar picture, but didn't think most people would get it.
by Ahillock on Jun 28, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you'd be right
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by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 28, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIS GAME IS ZYGOTE!
just kidding.
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm actually repeating myself
did this one a while back.
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by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was fun
Danks is a sexy beast, Zambrano is still an overrated baby.
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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Big Z should get a 2nd look by MLB on that HBP
That one will probably warrant a fine.
by airnjp on Jun 28, 2009 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 4:00 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Rovah?
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Winnah!
Second day in a row with both a Sox and Phillies win. Yay!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jun 28, 2009 4:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just What I Needed
is a much better song than Your Love.
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by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 4:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah. the cars are better than the outfield.
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your Love is kind of like if Phil Collins took a dump on The Cars
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by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DL'd the Katy Perry version.
Sounds the same, but she does look better singing it.
by Grinder in Training on Jun 28, 2009 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's not like Phil Collins was busy.
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by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
would watch again.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 28, 2009 4:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah. me too.
fun game.
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
poor lou.
its not his fault he has shitheads all around him.
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 4:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Piniella looks like he could care less
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by Ugh It Live! on Jun 28, 2009 4:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Would you?
I’d nap till Aramis comes back, the division is mediocre as hell.
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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We've won 4 of last 5 series
Would’ve been 5 of 5 without the Liney meltdown
by 3E8 on Jun 28, 2009 4:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
still a game back of .500 sadly
i don’t let myself look at the standings until we get there.
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by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol ozzie
So the Sox need the Cubs to help them draw fans? White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen was asked why attendance was so low at the Sox-Dodgers series, and said: “Because our fans are not stupid like Cubs fans. They know we’re (expletive).”
Guillen said Cubs fans will go watch any game at Wrigley Field because “Wrigley Field is just a bar.”
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jun 28, 2009 4:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i'm still pretty impressed that he wore one of those Ozzie Mows shirts.
dude knows how to take the piss out of anyone.
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by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The guy has a knack for pissing off stupid Cubs fans
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by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2009 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
too funny.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 28, 2009 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
party time.
"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09
by e-gus on Jun 28, 2009 4:14 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
I feel left out. Like that nerdy kit in high school that ate lunch by himself. Oh wait, that was me.
by Ahillock on Jun 28, 2009 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe if you left the kit at home...
"Yes, the pitch in between the 2 home runs was HOF material.
Linebrink needs to be impaled by a trident." - Ozzie Montana 6-18-09
by e-gus on Jun 28, 2009 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you solve murder mysteries?
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by colintj on Jun 28, 2009 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
had no idea any one else had seen this movie.
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Jun 29, 2009 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
colin is Mr. Obscure/Pretentious, so of course
he has to see every “art” flick.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 29, 2009 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oldie, but goodie:
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: It’s a pretty obscure number, you’ve probably never heard of it.
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by thatshortkid on Jun 29, 2009 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahahahaha I don't think I've ever heard that one...did colin write that? hahahahaha
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 29, 2009 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's pretty awesome, gus.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jun 28, 2009 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm gonna make a few more accounts
so I can rec that more
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by thecip on Jun 28, 2009 4:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i just use Cheat and larry.
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