The Beckham Era Begins Here
by The Cheat on Jun 4, 2009 12:30 PM CDT
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It's Beckham time!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Bend it like Beckham!
where’s Posh?
Ridin' high in April,shot down in May.
But I know I'm gonna change that tune,
when I'm back on top ,back on top in June...
here's victoria
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
dont act like you guys didnt go to that website...
Banned - by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT
gis, gis!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
oooof. She's tough to look at (imo). 'specially that nose.
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 4, 2009 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
She's a skank.
If your actions inspire others to dream more,
learn more, do more and become more,
you are a leader.
-Gordon Beckham
All I said was she's not tough to look at.
She’s Mrs. Ugly with boobs, less of a chin, and a husband who is worth $100MM less.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
the leathery skin is fail
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 4, 2009 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions
still hottest spice girl
for whatever thats worth
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
Before Ginger/Colin
If your actions inspire others to dream more,
learn more, do more and become more,
you are a leader.
-Gordon Beckham
I liked Scary Spice. I thought she was the most naturally beautiful.
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 4, 2009 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah
but youre a lesbian and shes kind of butchy
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
wait scary is the black crazy one?
ohhh I thought you meant sporty, i think
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
Oh, there's a non-family-friendly line that begs to be spoken there.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
I preferred the red-headed one
who went into naughty movies.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Right. See? Not so butchy!!!
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 4, 2009 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Beckham deserves better
A nice Southern belle, or a fat, drunk Irish chick from Joliet.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 4, 2009 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Plastique!
Like pizza? Me too.
Check out my pizza review site.
by FAQ on Jun 4, 2009 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions
on the list:
shit, grab a beer, start the grill, watch beckham solidify himself over fields.
Banned - by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT
im really excited about this. way more than i know i should be
the rationalist in me is saying to keep tempered expectations, but i’m just do g-d giddy
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Jun 4, 2009 12:46 PM CDT reply actions 10 recs
awesome
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jun 4, 2009 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
awesome!
rec’d!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Telephone, nerd, and a pork round= ????
Is this like the Gatorade thing?
If your actions inspire others to dream more,
learn more, do more and become more,
you are a leader.
-Gordon Beckham
cip forgot the thunder
slacker…
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
But you are a well-established Beck fan.
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 4, 2009 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions
fuck it
I’m skipping class to watch.
If i was responsible, I would have graduated by now.
Lurking since 2006
Nice, Stranger!
That comforts me to know.
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 4, 2009 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Goddamit
boss just called a 1:00 meeting. This better not last longer than about 15 minutes of I may pull the “bathroom emergency” card and have to excuse myself so I can see his 1st at-bat.
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
I think you're safe 'till after 1:30.
If your actions inspire others to dream more,
learn more, do more and become more,
you are a leader.
-Gordon Beckham
chuck garfein
just used the title of this thread.
Banned - by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT
The real question is...
what song will play over the loudspeaker when he steps to the plate? I’m thinking it might be in the Skynard variety….
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
http://music.metafilter.com/2380/Punch-Em-In-The-Dick-NSFW-lyrics
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 4, 2009 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Beckham should not be playing 3rd, IMO.
He’s played < 10 games there and (as someone mentioned earlier) made 3 errors.
I hope it’s not too much for him.
"How could he lose it in the sun? He's from Mexico."
Harry Caray on Jorge Orta dropping a high pop fly on a bright, sunny day in Comiskey Park.
Agreed. I think he'll be able to play there with more work (he seems athletically-capable)...but today?? TODAY? And DH Fields?
OZZIE THE MORON!
/JAMMER
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 4, 2009 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah
Id move Alexei back to 2b, let him play ss.
I havent been that impressed with Alexei over there, he plays too far up the middle considering the crap defense we trot out there at 3rd. SO maybe with an actual glove there Alexei looks better, we’ll see.
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
either that
or have him and nixsy swap places
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Ozzie does not want to move Che.
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 4, 2009 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions
he's looking quite dreamy in that number 15
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
i asked my five year old cousin
on monday who his favorite sox player was. he said number 15. After much confusion, I thought, really? betemit. Now I know that that kid must have some sort of ability to see the future
by soxshenanigans on Jun 4, 2009 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions
best face plant ive seen all season
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
by e-gus on Jun 4, 2009 1:11 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
he gave a good effort on that one
making the dive look pretty
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
hopefully
Buehrle gives him shit for blowing his no hitter
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
The Savior did not just give "effort" and did not just "pretty".
We need him to lay down his life for us at 3B. We have people’s futures on hold here today! Students skipping school. Husbands and wives dreaming of infidelity. Employees dragging down productivity.
We’re sacrificing. So must He.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
we need for more than 1 game
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
we need him for more than 1 game
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
He will rise after every game.
He is Eternal.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
of course
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
So I assume we can score points on defense now?
by The Actual El Guapo on Jun 4, 2009 1:13 PM CDT reply actions
damn sure
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
i like that call
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
i literally cannot believe
that pods didn’t get caught between second and third.
brian anderson would've caught that...
From now on, all outs are productive outs.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jun 4, 2009 1:18 PM CDT reply actions
executive order
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
hawk is smart with his pick to click
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
For those of us sans TV
who might that be?
baseball jesus
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
<img src=“”http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e102/guseric/cipofgod.jpg?t=1244139258"/>"/>
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
<img src=“”http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e102/guseric/cipofgod.jpg?t=1244139258"/>"/>
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
double FIAL
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
by e-gus on Jun 4, 2009 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I suspect thay may be Photoshopped.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jun 4, 2009 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions
what tipped you off
was it where I erased the lambs beak with some sweat paint brush lines?
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
funny
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions
true
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
oh that was well worth the double fial
that is brilliant, rec’d forever dude
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
just make sure buehrle gets the same calls.
who is this dan bellino? is he a fill-in for a vacationing real ump?
brian anderson would've caught that...
good ab JD
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
crosby fail.
looked like he didn’t know it was the third out.
brian anderson would've caught that...
He wanted to catch that one
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
how many freakin rookie sp's does oakland have
i love poreda’s upside, but all these pitchers look better.
i would love to trade fields for one of them
your handle makes me suspicious of that comment
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
attaboy cip
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
that is an awesome form of dislexia
you possess
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
that's just funny as hell
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
if only there was a post on this site that talked about that
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Not sure if I've missed it
But has there been any comments on why Getz hasn’t played since Sunday?
yes. hurt foot
If your actions inspire others to dream more,
learn more, do more and become more,
you are a leader.
-Gordon Beckham
yes
If your actions inspire others to dream more,
learn more, do more and become more,
you are a leader.
-Gordon Beckham
Are you at Miller's already, OPOS?
Get back in those oil pits and buy, buy, buy!
Does my firm know you are goofing off today? (Oh, wait…)
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Ah, from his slide?
Man, that was Sunday.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Balsa scrapes easily. And deeply.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jun 4, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Does balsa love similarly?
I might be attracted to balsa.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
I once made a bridge that withstood the weight of a physics book out of balsa wood
circa 2001
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
i made a airplane that flew for like 3 minutes out of balsa wood
circa 2007
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
i made a girlfriend that really put out out of balsa wood
circa 2009
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
desperate
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!
by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
they need to make a white sox traditions commercial with Him
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
hey, dontrelle willis threw a no hitter!
unfortunately for detroit he only lasted 2 1/3 innings and walked 5 and hit 1 and gave up 5 earned.
also, leyland ejected for some reason.
brian anderson would've caught that...
barring a DP, here we go
Formerly Crede's Crew
omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
it's time
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
by e-gus on Jun 4, 2009 1:35 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
just went from 6 to midnight
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
lemmie find it
http://www.daylife.com/photo/0cSQ6tf04bfTn?q=Gordon+Beckham
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
what was the walk-up song?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
Good question, I couldn't quite hear it either.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
"Jesus Walks"
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 4, 2009 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
he likes making pitchers feel better by giving them 2 strikes
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
that was a 5 run homer, right?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
Hit into DP, but out-ran throw to 1st.
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 4, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Out? Out???? OUT??????????/
We’re doomed.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
couldn't have said that better
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
He's showing that he's a good teammate by moving the runner and leaving the RBI for someone else
Formerly Crede's Crew
I was thinking more, Chicago tough
Formerly Crede's Crew
WE WANT JORDAN DANKS!!
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Jun 4, 2009 1:39 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
That's what Chigago ShirLeigh would say...
;)
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
is there a reason to live now?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
jay cutler
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
I LOVE the white bottoms!!!!!!!!! In my top 5 candies of all time.
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 4, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Heroin
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 4, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Stone and Hawk
So far away from each other. I guess that way they don’t have to endure foreign flatulence.
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get or ask for?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Is he The New Chosen One?
I am rudderless … need someone to tell me what to do.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jun 4, 2009 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I just got a recording ...
it ended with “oh, and if this is Kenny Williams or Jerry Reinsdorf, don’t bother leaving a message.”
by The Actual El Guapo on Jun 4, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
whoa whoa whoa
that fucker works over by john wayne / UCI? aw snap…..
if that fucker ends up kneecapped in the news, you guys can provide an alibi, yes?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
burls!
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
so fucking awesome.
he should have at least 4 gold gloves already.
brian anderson would've caught that...
yep, moreso rogers, as mussina was better pre 2000
here ya go
Banned - by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT
damn pettite
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!
by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
i hate pettitte more than most people
but he’s never won a gold glove.
brian anderson would've caught that...
are you sure, hmm
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!
by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
more than sure
http://www.baseball-reference.com/awards/gold_glove_al.shtml
Banned - by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT
i even checked the NL
to make sure he didn’t get one in houston.
brian anderson would've caught that...
ok that's good
i don’t like mussina
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!
by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Selling or eating it?
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
that's the only thing he can enjoy
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!
by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
He could probably
just scoop the ice cream into his own helmet instead of the novelty ones
Always took him to be the cotton candy type...
But now that I really think about it, I just envision him wandering around CandyLand with an indiscriminately giant grin.
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 4, 2009 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
how many comebackers is that now
damn
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Pitchers making all the plays
this ain’t no team sport.
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by FAQ on Jun 4, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Has Hawk mentioned what a good looking young man Beckham is yet?
"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty." - Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)
glad to see someone thinking clearly today
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
I think Hawk tends to only do this with players that everybody else in the game thinks very little of.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
So, the Bob Rohrman commercials…
Does watching a demented old man laughing hysterically at his own not-funniness really move cars?
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
who knows
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Does anything?
Worth a shot I guess.
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by FAQ on Jun 4, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
josh fields would've had that
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
that was a shit throw wise
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
what a crap throw
i like wise less and less each day
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
who threw thatmess to AJ?
smack him
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!
Embarrassing throw.
"How could he lose it in the sun? He's from Mexico."
Harry Caray on Jorge Orta dropping a high pop fly on a bright, sunny day in Comiskey Park.
I'm 58
and I could have made a better attempt.
"How could he lose it in the sun? He's from Mexico."
Harry Caray on Jorge Orta dropping a high pop fly on a bright, sunny day in Comiskey Park.
Happy birthday! And happy death day to "Heinz".
If your actions inspire others to dream more,
learn more, do more and become more,
you are a leader.
-Gordon Beckham
Thanks.
Such a shitty throw, they buried the replay.
"How could he lose it in the sun? He's from Mexico."
Harry Caray on Jorge Orta dropping a high pop fly on a bright, sunny day in Comiskey Park.
Congrats on outliving your life expectancy, bally.
;) Enjoy yourself.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Wise: So below replacement level KenWo would be better
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
Flu-like symptoms.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
hey say he was light-headed
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Still has the flu
Or some other similar sickness
Chiburb was serious. He left with lightheadedness...the same flu that's been hitting a lot of the team.
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 4, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
look, the guys said they wanted to visit mexico while they were in the area
did they listen when i warned about the water? of course not. eedjits
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
Hard to play when chained to a dog house.
actually, he turned into a dizzy blond last night. freal.
If your actions inspire others to dream more,
learn more, do more and become more,
you are a leader.
-Gordon Beckham
like always
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!
by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
And insurmountable lead has been built
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
ah for chrissakes aN*
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
you mean the "Shrouds of Bridgeport"?
If your actions inspire others to dream more,
learn more, do more and become more,
you are a leader.
-Gordon Beckham
by Chiburb on Jun 4, 2009 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
solid play from cunningham
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Tip those hats
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
Good defense.
When’s the last time that was important on this team?
"How could he lose it in the sun? He's from Mexico."
Harry Caray on Jorge Orta dropping a high pop fly on a bright, sunny day in Comiskey Park.
He can't hit your fastball.
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
How reliable is Gameday's hit classifications?
i.e. fly ball vs. line drive
I heard Mark hit one out in BP the other day
At what point is he allowed to try and save his own cause?
Formerly Crede's Crew
When he pitches for the Cardinals someday.
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 4, 2009 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
bite your tongue
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I see what you did there
Formerly Crede's Crew
I did not feel bad
seeing Frank or Maggs or Crede wearing another uni… but I will have quite an upset stomach the day I see Mark Buehrle wearing some other team’s colors.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
only reason I think Frank didn't bother you is b/c we were fresh off the title
just my opinion though
Formerly Crede's Crew
I don't disagree with that.
Plus, he was such a prick sometimes.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Naturally. I, on the other hand, get very emotional at such things anyway. MB being my favorite Sox player next to Ventura will make this a very sad day.
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 4, 2009 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions
i would hate it hate it hate it
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
I think it's a safe bet that he's the favorite player of a lot of us.
Probably because he doesn’t have the occasional half-season of sucking like Paulie does.
Either way, most of us will wretch if that happens.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I love Paulie too, regardless of his slumps....
But there is more to MB’s greatness than just his ability to pitch a game.
His character, demeanor, attitude, personality, class, consistency…he’s top-notch.
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 4, 2009 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Other than the demeanor thing (Paul is more laid back), I think Paul is all of those things as well.
But sometimes… the pop-ups, and the GDPs… grrrrrrrr.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
if he's still performing at the end of the current deal, we just may life him
(Link to obligatory Mark likes to Hunt article)…
Formerly Crede's Crew
I'll kill him before he pitches for anyone else!!
:P
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 4, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions
"now mark, you aren't really thinking about playing in st. louis..."
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
If we can't have him, NO ONE CAN!
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 4, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
what are you going to do?
tie him up in the basement
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!
by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
it's time for round 2
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Watching Gameday with Buehrle on the mound is a fun game
see if it can catch up to him before the inning is over. I just looked up and there’s already 2 outs.
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
All these pictures = slooooooow
I can see why Matt @ BaB get’s angry when people put those up
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
Okay men,
FORGET EVERYTHING GREG WALKER HAS EVER TOLD YOU.
"How could he lose it in the sun? He's from Mexico."
Harry Caray on Jorge Orta dropping a high pop fly on a bright, sunny day in Comiskey Park.
plase find the bathroom
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!
by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions
He sucks
Trade him for Figgins
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
balk
Ridin' high in April,shot down in May.
But I know I'm gonna change that tune,
when I'm back on top ,back on top in June...
huh gameday? 79MPH == changeup, 81MPH == fastball?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
A clutch hit?
"How could he lose it in the sun? He's from Mexico."
Harry Caray on Jorge Orta dropping a high pop fly on a bright, sunny day in Comiskey Park.
pods only hits when starting an inning
Formerly Crede's Crew
Sad commentary,
most productive hitter = Podsednik.
"How could he lose it in the sun? He's from Mexico."
Harry Caray on Jorge Orta dropping a high pop fly on a bright, sunny day in Comiskey Park.
#2. Danks the younger.
#3. Viciedo.
#4. Allen.
"How could he lose it in the sun? He's from Mexico."
Harry Caray on Jorge Orta dropping a high pop fly on a bright, sunny day in Comiskey Park.
he is struggling
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
HOW ABOUT A NEW FUCKING GAMETHREAD JESUS EFFING CHRIST WHO DO YOU GOTTA BLOW TO GET A NEW GAMETHREAD AROUND HERE?
Yeah, surrre.
a ginger
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
Yep. Let it be noted, however, that I first asked 16 minutes ago....when it was stil 1-0.
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 4, 2009 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
The record reflects that. This one's not on you
Formerly Crede's Crew
Why didn't Beckham catch that?
"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty." - Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)
JUICER!
Ridin' high in April,shot down in May.
But I know I'm gonna change that tune,
when I'm back on top ,back on top in June...
Stupid fucking porn stache asshole
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
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