Paul Konerko on the White Sox .220 Home Batting Average: "Again, you should do better at home. A little unfortunate that we’re into June and the weather hasn’t turned. It turned a few games the last homestand. That average will get better as we go, but that’s a terrible stat.
"Some stats lie. That one doesn’t. That’s bad. We got get better and keep trying."
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I think a fun promotion
would be the Sox and Cubs switch parks for a week
OR, the Sox play a week of home games in Tampa’s dome wearing crazy 1989-styled “St. Petersburg White Sox” unis
OR, free cars to the first 10,000 people at the park
OR
by billyok on Jun 4, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
free cars to the first 10,000 people at the park
jerry faints
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jun 4, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get Oprah to sponsor that shit.
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 4, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At this point I'd rather get Oprah to play center field
Am I joking? Maybe.
by billyok on Jun 4, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Her body type is more suitable for 3B
alla Terry Pendleton with a weave.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 5, 2009 6:53 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"you get an extra base hit! you get an extra base hit! everybody gets an extra base hit!"
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 5, 2009 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Would read again!
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 5, 2009 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There would be an abundance of MILFs
I am intrigued by this idea and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 5, 2009 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get someone of your own demographic, Midnight Indian Cowboy.
Or is it Indian-American Gigilo? ;0
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 5, 2009 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a graduate
It’s all about settling down.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 5, 2009 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And you need cash flow.
Pretty confident in your abilities with the women, yes?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 5, 2009 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I spend my days off watching Oprah
I know everything about old women.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 5, 2009 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does this mean you have days "on"?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 5, 2009 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just a worthless undergrad.
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 5, 2009 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i want to say one word to you, OM. just one word. are you listening?
plastics.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 5, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
No recs?
Have to change that – if only for the “Graduate” reference.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 5, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
think about it
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Jun 6, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're trying to seduce me, aren't you
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 7, 2009 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure Bud Selig's got some excess inventory he's trying to move
Make it happen, JR! Saturn Vues for everyone!
by Sox-35th on Jun 5, 2009 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
confidence. perhaps BA could lend him some.
Here’s Fields take on potentially getting some time at first base, in a search to continue getting him at-bats.
“Last year, when I was considered the utility guy off the bench, I was classified as third base and first base,” Fields said. “They had me working there, but I have no experience at first. It might be like my left field debacle in 2007.”
http://scottmerkin.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/06/more_on_beckham.html
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
by larry on Jun 4, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Really wants to
help the team any way he can.
"How could he lose it in the sun? He's from Mexico."
Harry Caray on Jorge Orta dropping a high pop fly on a bright, sunny day in Comiskey Park.
by ballyb on Jun 4, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or his "decide to play baseball" debacle in life
" i'm sure you've been right on something at some point."
-by Larry on May 28, 2009 4:55 PM PST
by Hoytsstash on Jun 4, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fields is a great baseball player
He’s just not good in comparison to other major league baseball players.
Except Wilson Betemit.
by hitlesswonder on Jun 4, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and jerry owens
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Jun 5, 2009 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and Southpaw
"My heart has always been in Miami and so I'm truly excited to call myself a Dolphin once again."-Jason Taylor 05-13-09
''If they don't like it when Wise comes to hit, turn the TV off, turn the radio off or turn around and start walking toward the concession stand,'' -Ozzie Guillen 6-3-09
by rangerjae on Jun 5, 2009 8:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL!!!!!!
"My heart has always been in Miami and so I'm truly excited to call myself a Dolphin once again."-Jason Taylor 05-13-09
''If they don't like it when Wise comes to hit, turn the TV off, turn the radio off or turn around and start walking toward the concession stand,'' -Ozzie Guillen 6-3-09
by rangerjae on Jun 5, 2009 8:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you read my mind
i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 5, 2009 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
" i'm sure you've been right on something at some point."
-by Larry on May 28, 2009 4:55 PM PST
by Hoytsstash on Jun 4, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah...he's more suitable as a PH for Sox pitchers in NL parks.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 5, 2009 6:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what a jackass...
debacle? this guy is a mental case.
by Hatchetm on Jun 5, 2009 9:11 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
correct
i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 5, 2009 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not sure.
Does the opposition play in the same weather / climate / temperature?
"How could he lose it in the sun? He's from Mexico."
Harry Caray on Jorge Orta dropping a high pop fly on a bright, sunny day in Comiskey Park.
by ballyb on Jun 4, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No. It is much colder when the Sox field and bat.
If your actions inspire others to dream more,
learn more, do more and become more,
you are a leader.
-Gordon Beckham
by Chiburb on Jun 4, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's colder in the Sox dugout too
Just look at Ozzie, it could be a sweltering 92 degrees in August and he has his jacket with mock turtle neck on….sometimes his belichick hoodie too.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 5, 2009 6:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's because our veterans are some of the oldest in the league
they need warm weather to loosen up.
i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 5, 2009 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So how come the younger guys are doing worse?
Paulie has been stellar, AJ not bad, JD flashy/inconsistent. Che has benefitted most from the increased temp and he’s all of 27.
I might drop that argument, SoB – it’s tired.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 5, 2009 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the warm weather helps loosen up quentin's foot.
duh.
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
by larry on Jun 5, 2009 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Che - exactly
he is from cuba, you think he is going to do well in cold weather? It could also have to do with how the park becomes a launching pad starting june 1st.
i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 5, 2009 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep, they looked great June 3 and 4 with all the "launches".
STFU, SoB. God bless you, you are entertaining, but as McEnroe says, you cannot be serious.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 5, 2009 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WUOPOSAURAS
I would be nothing with out you.
i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 5, 2009 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ok, now that is funny. First time I've ever laughed WITH you... :)
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 5, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WUOPOSASAURUS
is a better spelling, but that shit is funny
Sox back on pace to be shut out 32 times. woo.
by e-gus on Jun 5, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not sure you need the second S
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 5, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think gus' is better because you get the "-asaurus" separated from the OPOS.
Or it could be “WOPOSASAURUS”……heh heh…..get it? WOP?…..heh heh heh ehhehehehehehehehBWAAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 5, 2009 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i believe that since he's the preeminent eye-talian on the board
doesn’t that make him ‘woposaurus rex’?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 5, 2009 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
does this mean i get the next invite???
Promise i wont fight anyone!
i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 5, 2009 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You were invited initially, as was everyone.
by homesickalien on Jun 5, 2009 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I leered from my captains recliner =)
i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 5, 2009 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you forgot to include all of the facts
the reason they weren’t launching had nothing to do with the weather, we have trouble even watching pitchers we have never seen warm up let alone hit a ball out of the infield against them!
Pitchers we’ve seen before + warm weather = lethal
Pitchers we’ve never seen before + warm weather = lethal (for the opposing team)
i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 5, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Big Bopper
One year ago today, Jim Thome became the very first player to ever hit a home run onto the Fan Deck concourse in center field (over the terraced ivy). He duplicated the feat on September 30 as the White Sox beat the Twins, 1-0, to win the American League Central title.
“Both were changeups,” Thome said, smiling.
To commemorate the anniversary and the two-homer feat, the White Sox and Thome unveiled a special plaque prior to today’s game. Fans can see the plaque on the field side of the Fan Deck, near the Billy Pierce sculpture.
http://whitesoxpride.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/06/thome_anniversary.html
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jun 4, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
another anniversary...
today is the 35th anniversary of 10 cent beer night in cleveland.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 4, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is getting a little ridiculous....
not that I am not grateful of the achievments, but geeze. What’s next! So many statues and now they are turning to plaques.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 5, 2009 7:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
those bombs were pretty incredible.
i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 5, 2009 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
timeline for beckham from receiving the news of his call-up to leaving the ballpark today
9:15 p.m. (Chicago time) Wednesday Charlotte manager Chris Chambliss calls Beckham into his office after a 3-for-5 night and tells him that the White Sox are beckoning.
“It was an unbelievable moment for me,” Beckham says. “I couldn’t even describe it. It’s one of those things where you think about it a lot but you don’t understand what it really feels like until you get called up, until they sit you down and say you are going to the big leagues. It’s one of those feelings I’ll never forget, for sure.”
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
by larry on Jun 4, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
carl's latest smells like mascot
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Jun 5, 2009 12:40 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Boy, that's good.
Almost great, even.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 5, 2009 8:27 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Classic ozzie
‘’Welcome, Beckham,’’ frustrated manager Ozzie Guillen said after Thursday’s 7-0 loss at U.S. Cellular Field. ‘’Under the bus. You’re horse[crap], too.’’
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jun 5, 2009 8:22 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Notice how today's paper was Cowley-free? Maybe he left town with OC?
Toni Ginetti, Neil something handling Sox coverage for the print version. Nice.
If your actions inspire others to dream more,
learn more, do more and become more,
you are a leader.
-Gordon Beckham
by Chiburb on Jun 5, 2009 8:41 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe they suspended him for his domino comment?
i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 5, 2009 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like this one, AJ is such a jerk!!!
‘’Buehrle was making fun of me that I couldn’t get to any of the balls I was diving for,‘’ Beckham said. ’’A.J. [Pierzynski] is throwing curveballs down to me after strikeouts. It was kind of a whirlwind of a day.’’
i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 5, 2009 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love AJ.
Hazing the new guy. Good that some traditions continue.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 5, 2009 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bj's4aj
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 5, 2009 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I find his lack of faith disturbing
AJ on Beckham
“He’s not the savior. He’s just one piece, and hopefully things work out.”
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jun 5, 2009 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
still trying to understand
Beckham is Q!’s son, right?
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Jun 5, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but it looks to Hoytsstash like Jenks and Beckham are getting along just fine.....
" i'm sure you've been right on something at some point."
-by Larry on May 28, 2009 4:55 PM PST
by Hoytsstash on Jun 5, 2009 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's pretty funny for a mexican.
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Jun 5, 2009 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you seen how quick Pods is for a guy of his hue?
:P
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 5, 2009 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he is the white grady sizemore
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Jun 5, 2009 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
My Sizemore is white.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 5, 2009 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He belongs to all of us, Jim.
You must remember to share.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 5, 2009 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
who in the hell is the new guy playing third?
and how many freaking chances are they going to give him? i mean, come on. he has struck out in 33% of his at bats and his line drive percentage is 0!!!
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jun 5, 2009 8:56 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And yet engaging...
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 5, 2009 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And dreamy
When Q! comes back, I just might faint.
If GB and Q! bump fists, could the energy generated set off some sort of nuclear reaction? They should really be careful about that.
"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty." - Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)
by tailgater on Jun 5, 2009 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
In this weather it would be "cold fusion".
If your actions inspire others to dream more,
learn more, do more and become more,
you are a leader.
-Gordon Beckham
by Chiburb on Jun 5, 2009 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Paulie complaining about the weather...that's just precious.
"If we have Beckham here, we’re in trouble." – Ozzie Guillen
by tailgater on Jun 5, 2009 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats called fisting http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neCIg0BiXbE
If GB and Q! bump fists
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 5, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neCIg0BiXbE
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 5, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wonder Twins Power...activate!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jun 5, 2009 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 5, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
lol awesome
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jun 5, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Today is probably a good day for me to become Shirleigh.
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 5, 2009 10:12 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i believe that your thoughts of name changing are what brought on this losing streak
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
by U-God on Jun 5, 2009 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, probably. But my changing it is going to get us back on track. Shirleigh or Sureleigh? I'm sorta torn.
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 5, 2009 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SurLeigh
If your actions inspire others to dream more,
learn more, do more and become more,
you are a leader.
-Gordon Beckham
by Chiburb on Jun 5, 2009 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's funny. But too obscure for the English-speaking majority. :)
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 5, 2009 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what I'm talking about: you being surly again.
damn kids.
If your actions inspire others to dream more,
learn more, do more and become more,
you are a leader.
-Gordon Beckham
by Chiburb on Jun 5, 2009 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ohhhhhh. I'm not too familiar with English. I thought you meant "sur," as in the French, "on."
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 5, 2009 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sullenly ill-humored; gruff.
Threatening, as of weather conditions; ominous: surly clouds filled the sky.
Obsolete. Arrogant; domineering.
If your actions inspire others to dream more,
learn more, do more and become more,
you are a leader.
-Gordon Beckham
by Chiburb on Jun 5, 2009 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait. That's ME, not you.
Never mind.
How about ShirLeigh Jones?
If your actions inspire others to dream more,
learn more, do more and become more,
you are a leader.
-Gordon Beckham
by Chiburb on Jun 5, 2009 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The reference is to "Chicago Shirley" - Here's the passage from Ball Four:
“In Chicago there’s Chicago Shirley who takes on every club as it gets to town. The first thing she does is call up the rookies for an orientation briefing. She asks them if there’s anything she can do for them, and as the ballplayers say, “She can do it all.” Chicago Shirley says that Chicago is a great place to live because teams in both leagues come through there. She doesn’t like to miss anybody."
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 5, 2009 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did she give them a penicillin shot on their way out the door?
"If we have Beckham here, we’re in trouble." – Ozzie Guillen
by tailgater on Jun 5, 2009 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was penicillin invented by the 60s? I know STDs weren't yet...
;)
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 5, 2009 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I "met" this woman
at Mardi Gras 1997. I blame it on the “uh, uh, uh, uh alchiehol (hurricanes)”
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 5, 2009 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet you misplaced the quotes, Bob.
I think I “met” met this "woman ".
Fixed.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 5, 2009 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was still coherant enough
to do the “test” to make sure I wouldn’t need to use those quotes on a future date.
I can see how one could assume the possibility of that happening in that sh*thole of a town.
I did get shot at (or at least I think I did) during my visit in 97’.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 5, 2009 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since Ball Four was written in '69, published in '70...I'm pretty sure it was a different "woman."
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 5, 2009 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't be so certain...she was elderly.
Not medicare elderly…but close.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 5, 2009 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please refer this to OzzieM.
He is into MILF’s. Probably LOVES GMILF’s, since he is schooled in the respect of his elders. (Present company excepted.)
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 5, 2009 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Will do.
OzzieM – I like your style!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 5, 2009 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the M is superfluous
the correct term is GILF
by No It All on Jun 5, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kenny Williams is a GMILF.
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 5, 2009 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is she on www.espnchicago.com, too?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 5, 2009 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think
a full on sex change is what will really do it…i mean if you just do the name, that only half helps…you gotta do the private parts too
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 5, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm confused by your comment, per usual. But....yyyeah. You do realize I'm a girl. Already. Born that way.
??
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 5, 2009 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
She's a Witch!
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Jun 5, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
she weighs as much as a duck?
or does she float like wood?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jun 5, 2009 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
but she turned me into a newt!
After 5 minutes of trying to help this kid, the hurt would end up using him as a bat.
-rangerjae
by blackoutsox on Jun 5, 2009 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
more like very small rocks
THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS
by Hazymania on Jun 5, 2009 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
im confused by my comments too
but no i did not know that…will you take me out on a date next time im in the gnw
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 5, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
now youre just toying
with me…your title says no but your sig says yes…no means yes right
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 5, 2009 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe your avatar makes her say no. and likely every woman on this site.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 5, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Qweeks Draw McGraw!
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 5, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
woof, that was quick and swift
Lupe, release the balloons!
by LT_sox_fan on Jun 5, 2009 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no i just had to
get the cam adjusted and oiled up….is this better suburb???
and really, how can you deny a hard body like this hsa? btw nice fingernail polish
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 5, 2009 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quite easily, you fucking perverted creep. Oddly, that doesn't look like the guy pictured on your website.
Yeah...surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 5, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you found my before pic
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 5, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
IM SORRY HSA
that was very rude and wtgtd esque of me to make some of those comments….
i am not a hard body or an old perverted teacher…i kinda wish i was Mr Grinder though…at least i would understand sabermetrics a little better
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 5, 2009 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and one last thing
i will “try” and follow mr. grinders 2nd rule
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 5, 2009 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
MY NAME WILL NEVER BE TYPED ON YOUR KEYBOARD AGAIN!
GOT THAT LOSER?
i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 12, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"They're doing all the right things."
“They’re doing the best they can. "
“We just have to wait for the jet streams to change”
Time to show Greg Walker the door.
by ballyb on Jun 5, 2009 12:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"Just when I thought I was in they push me back out"
It al hangs on Q and Beckham. Currently there’s replacement/sub-replacement level players out there every day in LF, CF and 2B (and just recently 3B). You can’t produce any kind of consistent offense if you run that kind of garbage out there at 4 positions every day. Sox will need much better-than-average pitching to overcome that, and pitching has been middle of the pack.
The young guys shocked and awed last year, this year…not so good so far.
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
by ChicagoPete on Jun 5, 2009 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Cleveland Indians call up rookie pitcher to battle Sox; new bench coach named"
"If we have Beckham here, we’re in trouble." – Ozzie Guillen
by tailgater on Jun 5, 2009 12:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You sure that is not a Sox fan after the A's series?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 5, 2009 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this just makes me thirsty
Lupe, release the balloons!
by LT_sox_fan on Jun 5, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LT have you seen that movie?
because you should if not, the original, too, not the remake.
Sox back on pace to be shut out 32 times. woo.
by e-gus on Jun 5, 2009 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
funny u ask
someone got me to watch it like within a year when I got here, needless to say I didn’t understand shit they were saying most of the times. So yeah, I need to watch it again.
Lupe, release the balloons!
by LT_sox_fan on Jun 5, 2009 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
From Answerbag.com
Q: Which MLB team holds the record for most shutout losses in a season?
A: 1908 St. Louis Cardinals, who scored 371 or 372 runs (depending on the source) in 154 games were shutout an amazing 33 times! The 1963 Mets were shutout 30 times.
So, on the upside, the Sox just might set a MLB record!
"If we have Beckham here, we’re in trouble." – Ozzie Guillen
by tailgater on Jun 5, 2009 1:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
indians demote carmona to rookie ball.
hoping for the halladay bounceback, i guess. also activate hafner.
http://www.letsgotribe.com/2009/6/5/900090/castro-reports-carmona-sent-way
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by larry on Jun 5, 2009 1:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Willis, too.
Worked well for him.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 5, 2009 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hit List
move up two places – emphasis on infield lack of production
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=9005
by hoodlight on Jun 5, 2009 1:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i thought the last one was BS
ah but lists like that, they are just entertaining, not too informative
ah but why do I care. I am ready to see GB tonight, get some beers flowing, start this weekend right
Lupe, release the balloons!
by LT_sox_fan on Jun 5, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i did like the "adjacent Vortices of Suck at short (.251/.306/.356) and second (.237/.314/.320)" part
Lupe, release the balloons!
by LT_sox_fan on Jun 5, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
White Sox Volunteer Corps Event
http://whitesoxpride.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/06/thanks_for_pitching_in.html
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jun 5, 2009 2:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's...
a nice story. Good to see.
by palehose67 on Jun 5, 2009 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes, mrs.richard is good to see.
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
by larry on Jun 5, 2009 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ms. Richard, Natalie Punto, et. al.
You are a stealth stalker. Amazing HSA/Slut Sureleigh hasn’t put a restrainng order on you yet.
Perv.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 5, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh awesome
my dad is one of those volunteers. i’m glad scott did post something about it
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 5, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hardrock, and Coco, and Joe.
Abraham, Martin, and John.
Winken, Blinken, and Nod.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 5, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"The huge wharehouse is completely emptied roughly every 30 days."
I know what he’s used to typing…
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 5, 2009 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any Word
On whether Beckham is gracing the Starting Lineup tonight?
by PaulieK14 on Jun 5, 2009 2:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you're right.
they should probably bench him after yesterday’s performance.
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
by larry on Jun 5, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoa, Guns A'Blazin
Just curious what POSITION he might be playing maybe?
by PaulieK14 on Jun 5, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's a different question, no?
and not sure why he wouldn’t be at third again.
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by larry on Jun 5, 2009 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now We're Just Splitting Hairs
It’s a late Friday workday
by PaulieK14 on Jun 5, 2009 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, getz is back today and alexei isn't going anywhere. i don't know why he'd be changing positions or out the starting lineup. they didn't bring him up to sit on the bench.
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
by larry on Jun 5, 2009 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm surprised he's not working at a DQ by now.
In all seriousness, though, do you remember the last time he went 0-fer in the minors?
Seems like every game line I ever saw had at least one hit…..just curious….
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 5, 2009 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rabble rabble
minor league thread
sex change joke
rabble rabble
Sox back on pace to be shut out 32 times. woo.
by e-gus on Jun 5, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
his last game in AA.
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by larry on Jun 5, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fast response there larry gunsablazin
Sox back on pace to be shut out 32 times. woo.
by e-gus on Jun 5, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quick on the draw....it's them noodle arms.
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 5, 2009 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you feelin' lucky punk?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jun 5, 2009 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks. Not to rile the larry-beast, but can you provide a rough estimate of how many total minor league games he went 0-fer? A handful, maybe?
OKTHXI’MDONE!
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 5, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure that info is in the Minor League archives.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 5, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that on Jim's blog?
Yeah, surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 5, 2009 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't know what you're talkin' 'bout.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 5, 2009 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes, a handful.
times he didn’t reach base even less.
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by larry on Jun 5, 2009 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you. As I suspected.
Yeah...surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 5, 2009 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not many
only one or two, and that was his comeback from his DL stint
After 5 minutes of trying to help this kid, the hurt would end up using him as a bat.
-rangerjae
by blackoutsox on Jun 5, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there were more than "one or two". there were two in the last couple weeks.
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by larry on Jun 5, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope so. I'd like to see his debut.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 5, 2009 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they called him up?
we must be in trouble
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jun 5, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes, but not to sit on the bench. He has to stand in the corner.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 5, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
U-God and cip
you guys are going to tomorrows game, right?
should we meet up on the concourse for a pregame brewski?
Im sitting in cf and will be there early for the daddy-daughter pre-game parade.
Sox back on pace to be shut out 32 times. woo.
by e-gus on Jun 5, 2009 2:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
will you be looking at the daddies or daughters?
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 5, 2009 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
daughters
as in my own and my wife.
her pops gets in town today and will also attend.
Sox back on pace to be shut out 32 times. woo.
by e-gus on Jun 5, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AH! I get it now. Sorry for implying you were hinky...
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 5, 2009 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no worries
it’ll be fun to walk the warning track.
takes me back to little league night at Old Comiskey.
Sox back on pace to be shut out 32 times. woo.
by e-gus on Jun 5, 2009 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thought I was going but I am not.
I went wednesday and will be going to the night game on monday.
Thats too much clayton richard for anyone.
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Jun 5, 2009 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
its our boy Floyd tomorrow I think.
Sox back on pace to be shut out 32 times. woo.
by e-gus on Jun 5, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CIP
night game on Monday! Buddy, patio party, come say hello. It is supposed to be work “networking” event … but my boss knows that there is not a chance of that with me, so they gonna be doing the networking and are letting me loose to enjoy the game.
Lupe, release the balloons!
by LT_sox_fan on Jun 5, 2009 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bar. They're letting you loose to enjoy the bar. Fixed!
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 5, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah! that's the one
Lupe, release the balloons!
by LT_sox_fan on Jun 5, 2009 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
are patio parties half price on mondays too?
Sox back on pace to be shut out 32 times. woo.
by e-gus on Jun 5, 2009 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no idea
Lupe, release the balloons!
by LT_sox_fan on Jun 5, 2009 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
unfortunately i will not be able to make it
i have to go to a grad party
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
by U-God on Jun 5, 2009 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone post the lineup for tonight's game?
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
by Jbasic89 on Jun 5, 2009 3:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe someone with ethernet access will do it?
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 5, 2009 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
When do we start giving Beckham steroids?
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
by Jbasic89 on Jun 5, 2009 3:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
paulie also a big orange soda fan? maybe not...but linky link to interview
sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Answer-Man-Paul-Konerko-talks-beverages-metal-?urn=mlb,168142
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Jun 5, 2009 3:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It wouldnt be surprising
if we had a minor league section to discuss and see this sort of stuff, but alas . . . better days on the horizon hopefully.
You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?
by jc2313 on Jun 5, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you ever think that i wanted to post it here because i dont care
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
by Jbasic89 on Jun 5, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am fairly certain that is the reason my post exists
You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?
by jc2313 on Jun 5, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
at least agree with me that clicking the link to the minor league thread on the right
is kind of a hassle?
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
by Jbasic89 on Jun 5, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
totally agree. i mean, that must take about .000000000000001 calories and 0.1 seconds.
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by larry on Jun 5, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thank you larry
at least someone understands. plus there was absolutely nothing wrong with this thread.
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
by Jbasic89 on Jun 5, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope. you the man.
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
by larry on Jun 5, 2009 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lineup
Podsednik, LF
Ramirez, SS
Thome, DH
Konerko, 1B
Pierzynski, C
Anderson, RF
Wise, CF
Beckham, 2B
Getz, 2B
Danks, P
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jun 5, 2009 3:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That don't makadasense. I'll assume Becks 3B.
Yeah...surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 5, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 2B-man tonight
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jun 5, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
3B are useless anyways
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
by Jbasic89 on Jun 5, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quite the outfield as well...yeesh
"If we have Beckham here, we’re in trouble." – Ozzie Guillen
by tailgater on Jun 5, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Game long shift.
Time to show Greg Walker the door.
by ballyb on Jun 5, 2009 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U5gJZh5u2Y
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jun 5, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that is an amazing outfield
but needs more lillibridge.
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
by larry on Jun 5, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe some andy gonzalez too
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
by Jbasic89 on Jun 5, 2009 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Carl Everett available?
"If we have Beckham here, we’re in trouble." – Ozzie Guillen
by tailgater on Jun 5, 2009 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
MLB Denies Dye's Appeal
Chicago White Sox outfielder Jermaine Dye’s two-game suspension, announced last month, was upheld by Major League Baseball on Friday.
That means Dye will begin serving his suspension Friday as the White Sox host the Cleveland Indians.
by DirtySox on Jun 5, 2009 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that is an outstanding lineup.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
by colintj on Jun 5, 2009 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That lineup is excessively bunty.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jun 5, 2009 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this lineup is excessively blunty
Williams, R., LF
Snoop, SS
Dre, DH
Chong, 1B
Nelson, W., C
Afroman, RF
WTGTD, CF
B-Real, 3B
Phelps, 2B
Danks, P
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 5, 2009 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Afroman, FTW. LOL.
Rec’d, you West Coast LA-lovin’ POS.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 5, 2009 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No Kenwo?
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Jun 5, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get a room, OG.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 5, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why ain't garcia pitching?
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Jun 6, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whats Q's time table for return?
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
by Jbasic89 on Jun 5, 2009 3:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
off the DL 6/10, probably sent to AAA for reps, methinks
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 5, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll bet that foot is a pisser all year. That guy doesn't have a "take it easy" switch
"If we have Beckham here, we’re in trouble." – Ozzie Guillen
by tailgater on Jun 5, 2009 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Grasshopper" was getting his freak on...
BANGKOK — Mystery remained Friday over the death of American cult actor David Carradine, best known for the 1970s TV series “Kung Fu” and whose naked body was found in a hotel closet in the Thai capital.
Police initially suspected suicide but now believe he may have died from accidental suffocation after finding a rope tied to his neck and genitals.
The circumstances of his death have set gossipmongers working overtime, speculating that the 72-year-old actor may have been engaged in a dangerous form of sex play known as auto-erotic asphyxiation.
"If we have Beckham here, we’re in trouble." – Ozzie Guillen
by tailgater on Jun 5, 2009 4:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ur avatar
is ironic to that comment
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 5, 2009 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hah...indeed!
"If we have Beckham here, we’re in trouble." – Ozzie Guillen
by tailgater on Jun 5, 2009 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shocked. I am shocked that such a thing could happen in Bangkok.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jun 5, 2009 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll bet BA has "indulged" in such behavior
"If we have Beckham here, we’re in trouble." – Ozzie Guillen
by tailgater on Jun 5, 2009 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
One Night (hanging in a closet) In Bangkok
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can’t be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
"If we have Beckham here, we’re in trouble." – Ozzie Guillen
by tailgater on Jun 5, 2009 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goddamn, Murray Head is the Man.
I get MY kicks below the waistline.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 5, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That shits fucking crazy.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Jun 5, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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