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Well, it IS almost 1:30 in Seattle.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 9, 2009 4:02 PM CDT reply actions  

it's a little past that, but sure, it's 1:30 somewhere

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 9, 2009 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

By "almost" I meant +/- 30 minutes.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 9, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

'ohhh my fat hurts.'

- Bartolo

South Side (Cant) Hit (For Shit) Men

by e-gus on Jun 9, 2009 4:04 PM CDT reply actions  

takes colon's spot.

recall: LHP whisler sent down for RHP contreras; RHP colon to DL; LHP poreda called up. seems pretty simple to me.

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by larry on Jun 9, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

or on friday.

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by larry on Jun 9, 2009 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

who ya got on friday then?

can’t see contreras on three days. maybe richard but i doubt it.

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by larry on Jun 9, 2009 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was my point larry

what spot in the rotation does he take. can’t go on 3 days rest so he grabs richards spot with poreda grabbing colons.

by Shakey on Jun 9, 2009 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

colon grabber?

more colorful than pillow biter i guess.

by Trooper on Jun 9, 2009 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

There was a doubleheader...

He doesn’t have to take anyone’s spot yet. There is an open spot Friday for Poreda unless someone goes on short rest. After that it will sort itself out.

by Grinder in Training on Jun 9, 2009 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

the spot start spot?

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by larry on Jun 9, 2009 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I neglected that issue

I don’t know why they’d purchase his contract today, though.

by Daniel Berlyn on Jun 9, 2009 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

rainy weather the next couple days.

and he could also use a side session, which could come during today’s game.

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by larry on Jun 9, 2009 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good move.

You can’t expect Contreas to hold up too long with out starting up his streak of suck again.

by No Pressure on Jun 9, 2009 4:13 PM CDT reply actions  

or on Saturday.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jun 9, 2009 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

a little off the parade topic

but i just read this on soxmachine :

 “When I got my first taste of the big leagues in 2006, it was everything that I had dreamed about,” Fields said. “But the further I got into my professional career, the more I had to deal with everything else that goes along with being a professional athlete. There were so many things going on in the clubhouse that I really questioned if professional baseball was for me. However, I prayed about it and realized there is nowhere I could have more influence right now than in that clubhouse.”

and this shit does not sit well with me. i may be picking a bad argument as i know better then to discuss religion…but im a good catholic. i like my beer, unprotected sex, and go to confession. with that being said, STFU fields and just play baseball…i hope you get a chance to witness to the minors

Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"

"id hit him" ;Stone

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 9, 2009 4:19 PM CDT reply actions  

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by larry on Jun 9, 2009 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I can never get enough of the DH photos.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 9, 2009 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just posted that on another thread

I wrote Fields off then. Ozzie’s clubhouse was too much for him? He can go die.

South Side (Cant) Hit (For Shit) Men

by e-gus on Jun 9, 2009 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

10/4 Dead Horse

sorry for the repost…it just really chapped my hyde…otherwise i wouldve ranted there. at least he’ll go to heaven since hes born again

Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"

"id hit him" ;Stone

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 9, 2009 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damnit

I thought they were going to try to get a draft pick or something for Colon

"a methead"

by 815Sox on Jun 9, 2009 4:52 PM CDT reply actions  

cst_sox: Colon on the DL… with some phantom knee injury for chubby guys. Poreda is officially up.

Link: http://twitter.com/cst_sox/statuses/2094199317

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jun 9, 2009 5:30 PM CDT reply actions  

echo echo echo

Banned - by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT

by BoeJouma on Jun 9, 2009 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

So. Perhaps KennyGM has given a 2 week window to the team?

Really, nothing more needs to be done while Colon is on the DL, right? He’s brought up the best youngsters he has (ready or not, doesn’t matter), position and pitching-wise. Maybe a funtional Q is ready to contribute soon, then we see what we have. If signs of life, great…perhaps the Sox turn into buyers if need be. If these moves don’t work, we’ll all agree if he decides to blow them up.
Though personally I’d rather see that window open for a bigger sample.

The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander

by Chiburb on Jun 9, 2009 5:52 PM CDT reply actions  

MDGonzales: Poreda to stay in pen; Richard, Contreras and Buehrle to face Milwaukee on Sunday while Colon on DL because of (ahem) left knee swelling.

Link: http://twitter.com/MDGonzales/statuses/2095440723

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jun 9, 2009 6:06 PM CDT reply actions  

I guess the long men in the bullpen have been upgraded.

The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander

by Chiburb on Jun 9, 2009 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ozzie
Ozzie Guillen was very clear on two fronts Tuesday.

First, that Aaron Poreda is not here to develop, he’s here to produce out of the bullpen. And if he doesn’t?
“I talked to him and made it real clear, ‘If you don’t pitch well, you’re going to have O’Hare Airport next to you pretty soon,’ ‘’ Guillen explained. "I said, ’Did you arrive at Midway or O’Hare?’ He said, ’O’Hare.’ I said, ‘’Well, on the way back, Midway is closer.’ Because this is to win. I think he can help us, I think our scouting report and our minor-league people said we can count on him to win. It’s another good arm in the bullpen. This kid can be used as a long man, against anybody, lefty or righty, and he gives me another good arm in the pen.
“This isn’t instructional league. I make it really clear to him, this isn’t development. You’re going to be treated the same way as everyone else. If you don’t do the job, we have Southwest airlines waiting for you to go to Charlotte. That’s the only one with nonstop, I already checked.’’

http://blogs.suntimes.com/whitesox/2009/06/guillen_on_poreda_and_fields.html

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jun 9, 2009 6:09 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Welcome to the bigs!

The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander

by Chiburb on Jun 9, 2009 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ozzie is the best

You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

by jc2313 on Jun 9, 2009 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

ozzie has perfected the art of introducing sand to vag

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 9, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

who are these motherfuckers?

you need to get the fuck out of seattle!

Always bet on black!

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 9, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

i get it down here too, not sure about the other left coasters

“when are they going to fire that manager of yours?”

“why would they?”

“‘cause he’s an asshole.”

“and?”

rinse, repeat. ( snide a.j. comment optional )

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 9, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

sounds about right

...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT

by rhythm on Jun 10, 2009 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Guillen explained. "I said, ’Did you arrive at Midway or O’Hare?’ He said, ’O’Hare.’ I said, ‘’Well, on the way back, Midway is closer.’
If you don’t do the job, we have Southwest airlines waiting for you to go to Charlotte. That’s the only one with nonstop, I already checked.’’

those 2 are gold!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jun 9, 2009 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

rec'd for ozzie

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 10, 2009 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Whoa, with what I had for lunch, my colon's gonna be on the DL!

No respect, no respect, I tell ya.

...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT

by rhythm on Jun 9, 2009 6:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Gordon Beckham is back in the starting lineup tonight against the Tigers, batting seventh.
The White Sox’ rookie third baseman (0-for-13) is still looking for his first big-league hit, and two scouts have some advice for him.
"He looks like a pretty good athlete," one scout said. "But he’s got to change his swing or (pitchers) are going to keep pounding him inside."
"The way his swing is, he’s got no chance right now," another scout said. "They’re going to keep working him in until he makes an adjustment."
Beckham has looked overanxious so far, and his swing has been way too long. He needs to shorten up and get more on top of pitches.

http://blogs.dailyherald.com/node/2110

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by larry on Jun 9, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

You beat Wiz by 5 minutes. And I feel stupid for reading it an commenting on it in the other thread.

How can we stop redundant information posting? Jokes aside, it does clutter up the site. Can we not bridge the larry/Wiz divide somehow re: Becks?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 10, 2009 7:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

maybe everyone doesn't follow every single thread on this board like you?

This is new information to me and I appreciate both posts, larry and wiz.

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 10, 2009 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not that I was talking to you,

but it has been an issue to those I addressed it to. But I’ll bet they appreciate your props.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 10, 2009 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

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