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Bottom 5th. Sox down 2 to the unhittable Dontrelle Willis.
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of course its not enough
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
vodka will work, beer no
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
water flowing underground
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Raburn didn't want it enough.
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Beckham doesn't feel as good about his first hit anymore.
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Brian told pretty-boy to RECOGNIZE!
Yeah...surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 9, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
"I am ridiculously excited to join the White Sox," -- Jared Mitchell
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Sox take Trace Thompson (CF) at 61
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gets even weirded when you add the 'y'
Trayce
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
err, sorry.
mychal. trayce’s brothers are mychel and klay.
i think i see a pattern.
brian anderson would've caught that...
I dig the name.
I hear “Tracer’s bullet” a lot already.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
fail
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
fail dp
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
third pick
Kevin Goldstein (6:42:45 PM PT): Trayce Thompson to the White Sox in the second round is a fascinating pick. His father was the No. 1 pick in the NBA draft this year, and his upside ranks with anyone in the draft based on his athleticism, but he’s still VERY VERY RAW and thinks he can turn into an elite pick with three years at UCLA.
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
His father was the No. 1 pick in the NBA draft this year
That really is fascinating….
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yeah wtf?
i’m assuming he means david thompson?
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
yeah just saw kenwo's post above
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
How was his Dad the #1 pick in the NBA draft this year?
I’m my own Grandpa!
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
lol!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
what is this i hear of his pater familias being born this year?
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
but is he bonafide?
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
leylands gotta be giddy that willis worked into the 5th and its a tie game
can’t believe he is keeping him in (other than my own sureness of the inevitable doom)
And he probably won't get plunked.
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Never?
Jesus, you have a short memory. He’s hit a few walk-offs. Pressure = AJ.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
brandon allen chuckles
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
you know kma
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Thome flashing the devil horns.
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himself
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Was I alone in hoping Beckham was behind Paulie again today?
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whatever
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
uh huh
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
neither willis nor cabrera
needed to dive on that play.
what crap.
brian anderson would've caught that...
That play was pretty enjoyable, despite it costing us
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Sox take David Holmberg - LHP (FL HS)
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Another Hebe pitcher?
Is he from Boca? OY!
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by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
watch out for those floridians
i hear they get ‘stirrings’ for their siblings
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
WGN'd the crap out of the first pitch
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
farmer and dj rip on dontrelle for having nothing
hawk and stone take turns blowing him
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
i am now convinced
that willis does indeed have some form of mental illness.
brian anderson would've caught that...
I think that's what AJ said to him
“Hey, you may not have much going on up there, but I quite like my melon. I would very much appreciate if you didn’t hurl any more projectiles at my skull.”
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And then Dontrelle said,
“Phonebook martians soup spoon!”
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by Sox Machine on Jun 9, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
You play baseball like a girl!
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
what what did u just say?
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you heard me
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
tomorrow...12 o clock...at our field
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count on it
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
Finally held after we scored. Good work.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
competant?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
......yet not quite Crede.
Yeah...surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 9, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
nobody is crede
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
crede is
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
true
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
defensively, you twit! :)
Yeah...surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 9, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
how soon we forget the 2006 3B Silver Slugger!
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when did you join the site as Crede's crew?
I have a theory that pins Q’s DL trip on you.
I suggest you change your moniker to ’Field’s Friend’ or maybe ’Wise’s Men’.
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I think early in 2007 (Hey, he was an all-star in 08)
I lurked for a while before that though
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and plz don't put that burden on me
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no mere commenter on some stupid message board has any effect on Q!
HE’S A WITCH!!
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
i want runz now
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NAOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Jun 9, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
YESSSSSSSSSS
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Jun 9, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
poor cat
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
clearly
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I sympathize with this feline.
Yeah...surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 9, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
MAAAIIIBEEE
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
i don't like maybe
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
PERRRHAAAPS?
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
we'll see
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
http://progressiveboink.com/archive/silverstein/7.html
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
i felt so bad for him
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
I am the retired first baseman who gets results!

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just noticed this...and....YES!
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commercial on score: congrats on robert morris college becoming robert morris university?
um.. ok.
um.. ok.reminds me of that one growing pains with something about faking a boston college interview and the guy calls it boston university and says its been upgraded to a full university.
you know whats great about baseball?
I’ve been watching for 100 years and I still see things I’ve never seen before!
you just aged yourself
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
That one couldn't have missed by less.
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uh mark wtf man
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I was waiting to see if they'd call Dotel or Thornton first.
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i did that today too...
have the original one. figured what the HAI
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
why is the ump squeezing buehrle?
Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 9, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions
money
Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 9, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
who doesn't want to?
he’s like ‘the charmin’
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
Didn't I already see this inning?
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 9, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions
did you see those dipshits sitting behind the bullpen?
put your god damn hats on right for fuck’s sake.
brian anderson would've caught that...
Was that MacDougal?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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I'm a basehit away from having to watch Real Housewives of New Jersey
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
everett is gone
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Deep thought: If they don't make contact, it doesn't matter where the infield is
Is it still the fourth inning?
what is that idiot smiling for?
throw strikes
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Duck snort single, coming right up.
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Pitching around Granderson = not good?
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Either that or your offense is only as good as your bullpen
by 3E8 on Jun 9, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
i thought going after granderson was the right move....
then again polanco was 1-9 vs dotel
exactly
I don’t even understand the visit — Why give dotel the option?
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Liney, there is a plane ticket to Charlotte
with your name on it.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
to get to "the best contact hitter in the universe"
Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 9, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
THE SELLOFF BEGINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
UGh.
I’m sick of hearing people talk about the possibility of a White Sox firesale. It’s just so insanely against anything that Kenny Williams has ever done. And I’m sure Reinsdorf would love it if he ruined ticket sales by making any indication of packing it in for the season.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 9, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
1997 worked out so well for morale, though
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
And what does Kenny Williams have to do with 1997?
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 9, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
nothing. just saying the white flag trade sucked from a PR perspective
agreeing with you
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
Ah!
Yeah, they aren’t going to be packing it in any time soon.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 9, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
that was him
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
stop giving yourself away
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
you like it
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
nah
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
you love it
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
why do you think such things?
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
that's disturbing
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
not really
i couldn’t find nothing to say
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
well sorry geez
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
oh.
you’re supposed to say ‘i value and appreciate your contribution to SSS’
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
ok
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
uh hmm
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Watch Hawk be a guest on 670 tomorrow.....
and tell everyone “We’re gonna win this division. Shoot, our bullpen is up there with anybody and that’s why we’re gonna win this thing.”
Add this to the list of offensive offensive efforts for 2009.
3 runs in 7 IP off an injured Dtrain and Z. Miner.
injured, fat, and deranged Dtrain.
Fixed.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
what happened to those housewives?
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
there's a rumor hockey continued after the hawks got bounced
unconfirmed, though
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
Ozzie is going to combust.
Post-game ought to be interesting.
At least larry gets material to write about the draft. So that’s going for SSS.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
What's he gonna say?
“I say Dotel ’don’t give him anything to hit. joo got tha polanco kid up next.’ so he no throw strike and we lose”
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It's a fucking family site Vince
Let’s try to keep it clean ;)
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should be an SSS goal to get Ozzie to use the word "shitcock" someday
Is it still the fourth inning?
I imagine as the doldrums continue we will also read an article
about how Ozzie isn’t sure how long he wants to manage.
stanchar is not into the Jew-baiting like joo are.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
The Sox disabled Bartolo Colon.
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who can we possibly trade for that can hit? maybe a CF or 2b (or 3rd [Melvin Mora?] moving Beckham to 2nd)
or is any trade going to be for a pitcher?
flowers, little danks, and gavin for rowand and uribe
bring freddy up
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Bryan Morgado with pick 102
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/events/draft/y2009/reports.jsp?content=morgado
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Fucking Baby Boomers and their cutesy names and cutesy spelling.
Fuckers.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
catching up on draft later
since that is pretty much all we have to look forward to.
South Side (Cant) Hit (For Shit) Men
Gus, you have a wife and child!
So much to live for! Now please, come down off the ledge!
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
need more y-unnecessarily-substituting-for-I
I guess
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Engrish ftw.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Jun 9, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
+1
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I love Beckham.
He’s my, uh….menace?
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 9, 2009 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Nice Job Gordon!
<img src="http://www.www.glohtap.org/images/roscoeorman.jpg"/>
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
i really miss that broad
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
On the bright side, having just tuned in and lacking the ability to read, I thought it was the 9th.
One more shot.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
The opposite happened to me...
at the end of the first game yesterday. I sat down and people started filing out, confusing the hell outta me.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 9, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes but its surprising how often that image comes to mind when Im watching this
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
Consider our bench.
There is no more fitting an image.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I don't even understand what it is.
Choosing between something and a shit sandwich, is all I can piece together.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 9, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
nsfw
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 9, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxKIMD1UEuY
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 9, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions
if real madrid think spending 96 million dollars on kaka
means they’re going to overtake barcelona, they have another thing coming.
and now they’re trying to sign villa, too? bullshit.
brian anderson would've caught that...
get out
your fuckin check book
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 9, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
a modern day luis vizcaino
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
Minus the talent.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Actually, that's what I was going to say also.
Yeah...surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 9, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
giving up four pitches
by weak-passively loading the bases was the wrong play. that, and a teacup, determined the outcome imo
Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 9, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions
'09 White Sox: sausage-shaped but lumpy

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by thecip on Jun 9, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
I'm eating White Castle burgers. So, yeah...
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
i love how outside of white castle's area any small burgers are marketed as "sliders"
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 9, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Type 7...definitely
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
by JOSEPANIAGUA on Jun 9, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
like guinness
it’s a meal. especially when you have 8 of them.
brian anderson would've caught that...
Yankees and Rangers both had the same RHE line today: 0-2-1
Couple of good offenses that couldn’t do anything.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
i don't think cheat went far enough
compared to this homestand, blue balls sounds like a party
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
Can't believe I've been watching this
and “Oklahomo” is on TCM. Shirley Jones, pre-Partridge. Grrrrrr.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
you don't realize it at first who it is and then BAM
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 9, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
yup
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 9, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes..3 outs
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
by JOSEPANIAGUA on Jun 9, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
we have the dreaded leadoff walk...so maybe..
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
by JOSEPANIAGUA on Jun 9, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
dreaded leadoff walks!
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
Runner in scoring position
Rally over.
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If only they would put in Farnsworth now...
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
by JOSEPANIAGUA on Jun 9, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
"stop stalling, brother!"
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 9, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Dye's got the grounder swing working.
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where do you expect them to go?
there is no 4th base
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Home plate's *kinda* like a station.
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its where you stand when its time to make an out
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jun 9, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
so JD is just sitting on first pitch fastball, right?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
If they don't score, I may walk off my 3rd floor balcony.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
With Podsednik passing Anderson on the basepaths.
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At least there's contact.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Motherfucker... that's on me.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I think Thome'll be clutch here.
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fail #1
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions
well, wasnt a DP
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
with a BB!
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jun 9, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Was that really too close to take?
JD stretched out a mile for it. Bad eye.
by Black Sox Baseball on Jun 9, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions
How many Tiger pitchers need support groups?
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I mean on the field
Holding up the game.
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1 swung at poorly
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jun 9, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
more
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions
THE DAMAGE... HAS BEGUN.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Sox lost the DH now, right?
in extra innings, the pitcher will bat
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
Wise is the DH
But same thing, really.
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ive been feeling this would all come down to AJ since the bases were loaded
South Side (Cant) Hit (For Shit) Men
that was a disappointing end to that play
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
very
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE STILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FOR.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
PAULIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE STILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FOR.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 10:22 PM CDT reply actions
YYEEEEEEEEHHUS!!!!!!!!!!
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
took a perfect relay throw
i’m ok with it
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jun 9, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Because we're normally so clutch with RISP.
by Black Sox Baseball on Jun 9, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
No.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 9, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
No, since he was actually safe
Plus, also, Thome and Konerko are out of the game….
by hitlesswonder on Jun 9, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
but we have wise and fields!
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jun 9, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Looks like Joyce was trying to get his hand out of the way.
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Or keep his balance as he was leaping back.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
scary ass
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE STILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FOR.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions
although that slo-mo
looks like he was safe
savior sucks
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE STILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FOR.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 10:25 PM CDT reply actions
He believes in his abilities, that is for sure.
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Cox did a good job.
I don’t mind when he gets guys thrown out. Good call to send him
Kenwo4life=ratings
that being said
he will never ever send another player on a close call ever again. it will have to be a homer for him to wave the runner around
Kenwo4life=ratings
well
thankfully i dont start summer school tomorrow… whats that you say? damn
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jun 9, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I had to do a half semester of summer school
in Rockford, it was a collection of the hoods finest with a bunch of trailer park boys thrown in the mix
"a methead"
well, all these kids are taking algebra 1 for at least the 2nd time
so i’m expecting big things
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jun 9, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I went in for geometry...
stayed for the metal detectors.
Actually, I later got tested and it turns out I had some kind of sequencing disability
"a methead"
i cant think of a more amusing way to start a sentence than
“Actually, I later got tested and it turns out I had some kind of…” because it can just end in so many ways
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jun 9, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
whatd you say about nick cannon?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jun 9, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I think i've finally had enough of Hawk flapping about the umps
Because good teams don’t leave games in the hands of umpires to blow

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