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BAZZLED!

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 9, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

In the azzle.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 9, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

score more

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!

by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

of course its not enough

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!

by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHERE AM I?!?!?!

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 9, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOW DID I GET HERE?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 9, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

water flowing underground

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jun 9, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ORGULLO!!!!!!!!!!

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 9, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

bien

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 9, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Raburn didn't want it enough.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 9, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Speed aboard!

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 9, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't. Swing.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 9, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

take please.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 9, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Beckham doesn't feel as good about his first hit anymore.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 9, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I did!

I’ve learned with BA to expect the unexpected.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 9, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't. Swing.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 9, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

thank you.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 9, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Seconded.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 9, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Old. Needs the prostate exam.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 9, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'MON J.D.

South Side (Cant) Hit (For Shit) Men

by e-gus on Jun 9, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

shoulda smoked that 0-1 offering.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 9, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 9, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it seems the rally cips are cursed

South Side (Cant) Hit (For Shit) Men

by e-gus on Jun 9, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sounds like a 40's superhero

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 9, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so hes got pedigree

just like kenny williams jr.

South Side (Cant) Hit (For Shit) Men

by e-gus on Jun 9, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OGJ.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 9, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

gets even weirded when you add the 'y'

Trayce

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jun 9, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

his father's name is

mychael.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 9, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

err, sorry.

mychal. trayce’s brothers are mychel and klay.
i think i see a pattern.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 9, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ydyot.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 9, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dig the name.

I hear “Tracer’s bullet” a lot already.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 9, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 9, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fail

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!

by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 9, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

are any of ozzie's kids in this draft?

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 9, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fail dp

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!

by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

third pick
Kevin Goldstein (6:42:45 PM PT): Trayce Thompson to the White Sox in the second round is a fascinating pick. His father was the No. 1 pick in the NBA draft this year, and his upside ranks with anyone in the draft based on his athleticism, but he’s still VERY VERY RAW and thinks he can turn into an elite pick with three years at UCLA.

"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH

by Illini0509 on Jun 9, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

His father was the No. 1 pick in the NBA draft this year

That really is fascinating….

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 9, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

time machines involved?

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 9, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah wtf?

i’m assuming he means david thompson?

"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH

by Illini0509 on Jun 9, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

mychal.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 9, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah just saw kenwo's post above

"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH

by Illini0509 on Jun 9, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How was his Dad the #1 pick in the NBA draft this year?

I’m my own Grandpa!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 9, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jun 9, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

his dad got drafted THIS YEAR?

South Side (Cant) Hit (For Shit) Men

by e-gus on Jun 9, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what is this i hear of his pater familias being born this year?

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jun 9, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's a suitor!

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 9, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

but is he bonafide?

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jun 9, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's a suitor!

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 9, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm a dapper dan man myself.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 9, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

South Side (Cant) Hit (For Shit) Men

by e-gus on Jun 9, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Are You SoB?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 9, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They want A.J.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 9, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

leylands gotta be giddy that willis worked into the 5th and its a tie game

can’t believe he is keeping him in (other than my own sureness of the inevitable doom)

by Trooper on Jun 9, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

well, one thing we know.

aj ain’t gonna walk.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 9, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And he probably won't get plunked.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 9, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never?

Jesus, you have a short memory. He’s hit a few walk-offs. Pressure = AJ.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 9, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

brandon allen chuckles

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jun 9, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he needs rain

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 9, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

AJ says stfu

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!

by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

reply fail

and in that case: meow!! hiss!!

by Trooper on Jun 9, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you know kma

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!

by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this reminds me of Satch Paige and Josh Gibson

South Side (Cant) Hit (For Shit) Men

by e-gus on Jun 9, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

center cut.

0-1

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 9, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thome flashing the devil horns.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 9, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

himself

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!

by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

bristle up aj!!

bow yer neck.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 9, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

AJ sucks

South Side (Cant) Hit (For Shit) Men

by e-gus on Jun 9, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

whatever

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!

by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

gay

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jun 9, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

damn

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!

by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hes my menace too now

South Side (Cant) Hit (For Shit) Men

by e-gus on Jun 9, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh huh

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!

by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow.

that looked much more exciting than it needed to be

by Trooper on Jun 9, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

neither willis nor cabrera

needed to dive on that play.
what crap.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 9, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

sox up again

at least i can see ron kittle and be happy

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jun 9, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

whats up Holmes

berg

South Side (Cant) Hit (For Shit) Men

by e-gus on Jun 9, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Davey is my Homie

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 9, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another Hebe pitcher?

Is he from Boca? OY!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 9, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 9, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well played

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 9, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

watch out for those floridians

i hear they get ‘stirrings’ for their siblings

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 9, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WGN'd the crap out of the first pitch

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jun 9, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

farmer and dj rip on dontrelle for having nothing

hawk and stone take turns blowing him

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 9, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

SO GUTSY!!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 9, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i am now convinced

that willis does indeed have some form of mental illness.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 9, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Diagnostic symptomology?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 9, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

funny ha ha or funny queer?

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 9, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think that's what AJ said to him

“Hey, you may not have much going on up there, but I quite like my melon. I would very much appreciate if you didn’t hurl any more projectiles at my skull.”

Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
SouthSideSox on Facebook

by The Cheat on Jun 9, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rec'd.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 9, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You play baseball like a girl!

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jun 9, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you heard me

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jun 9, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

count on it

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jun 9, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

beckham, the opposite of buttermitt

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 9, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

competant?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jun 9, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nobody is crede

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!

by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crede is nobody.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 9, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"I'M NOT CREDE!" - Beckham

Then he runs out of the room bawling

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 9, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!

by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

crede is

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jun 9, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

true

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!

by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

crede is no ventura

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 9, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah not quite

South Side (Cant) Hit (For Shit) Men

by e-gus on Jun 9, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

how dare you

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 9, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

when did you join the site as Crede's crew?

I have a theory that pins Q’s DL trip on you.
I suggest you change your moniker to ’Field’s Friend’ or maybe ’Wise’s Men’.

South Side (Cant) Hit (For Shit) Men

by e-gus on Jun 9, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Colon's Cancer

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 9, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think early in 2007 (Hey, he was an all-star in 08)

I lurked for a while before that though

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 9, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no mere commenter on some stupid message board has any effect on Q!

HE’S A WITCH!!

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 9, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looks like a pop to 2nd.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 9, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i want runz now

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!

by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

NAOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on Jun 9, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

YESSSSSSSSSS

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!

by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on Jun 9, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

poor cat

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!

by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah tampa bay sucks!

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 9, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

clearly

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!

by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

MAAAIIIBEEE

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jun 9, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't like maybe

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!

by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

PERRRHAAAPS?

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jun 9, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we'll see

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!

by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

http://progressiveboink.com/archive/silverstein/7.html

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jun 9, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i teared up

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jun 9, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i felt so bad for him

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jun 9, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am the retired first baseman who gets results!

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 9, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ORGULLO.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 9, 2009 9:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the LORD your G-D

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 9, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ooops.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 9, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

commercial on score: congrats on robert morris college becoming robert morris university?

um.. ok.

um.. ok.reminds me of that one growing pains with something about faking a boston college interview and the guy calls it boston university and says its been upgraded to a full university.

by Trooper on Jun 9, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

no more WALKS

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!

by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

you know whats great about baseball?

I’ve been watching for 100 years and I still see things I’ve never seen before!

by Trooper on Jun 9, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you just aged yourself

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by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

(except this team. mostly same shit different AB/inning/day.)

by Trooper on Jun 9, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

except no swing sweeter than Yaz's

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 9, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats the most excited Hawks been all night.

South Side (Cant) Hit (For Shit) Men

by e-gus on Jun 9, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That one couldn't have missed by less.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 9, 2009 9:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 9, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

NOOOOOOO

South Side (Cant) Hit (For Shit) Men

by e-gus on Jun 9, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

pull buehrle

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 9, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

uh mark wtf man

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by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Did I miss something?

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 9, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was waiting to see if they'd call Dotel or Thornton first.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 9, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not paying very close attention

Preordering a new iPhone. Dotel?

by expatnyc on Jun 9, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i did that today too...

have the original one. figured what the HAI

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 9, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.

by JOSEPANIAGUA on Jun 9, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nice sig.

you add that the inning after he ties it?

by Trooper on Jun 9, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why is the ump squeezing buehrle?

Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 9, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yes.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 9, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 9, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

money

Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 9, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

who doesn't want to?

he’s like ‘the charmin’

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by thecip on Jun 9, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't like laird.

starting today.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 9, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Didn't I already see this inning?

Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.

by defensive indifference on Jun 9, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

et tu Buehrle?

South Side (Cant) Hit (For Shit) Men

by e-gus on Jun 9, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

did you see those dipshits sitting behind the bullpen?

put your god damn hats on right for fuck’s sake.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 9, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and stay off my lawn!

South Side (Cant) Hit (For Shit) Men

by e-gus on Jun 9, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuckin-A-right.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 9, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Be. A. Man.

True Lies on AMC.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 9, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

enjoy your show

South Side (Cant) Hit (For Shit) Men

by e-gus on Jun 9, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnfield

innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 9, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

thank you very much.

jesus.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 9, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and here's Adam "Hack Wilson" Everett

Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.

by JOSEPANIAGUA on Jun 9, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

when did Everett learn how to hit?

WTF is going on here.

South Side (Cant) Hit (For Shit) Men

by e-gus on Jun 9, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think hes on Boli

Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.

by JOSEPANIAGUA on Jun 9, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

gaaaaaaassssssssssssss

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 9, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

everett is gone

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by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

always does.

except when it doesn’t.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 9, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what is that idiot smiling for?

throw strikes

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by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Duck snort single, coming right up.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 9, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

shitcock

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 9, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ugh

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by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Pitching around Granderson = not good?

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 9, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly

I don’t even understand the visit — Why give dotel the option?

Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
SouthSideSox on Facebook

by The Cheat on Jun 9, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

because Ozzie doesnt like you

South Side (Cant) Hit (For Shit) Men

by e-gus on Jun 9, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Liney, there is a plane ticket to Charlotte

with your name on it.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 9, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

to get to "the best contact hitter in the universe"

Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 9, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

UGh.

I’m sick of hearing people talk about the possibility of a White Sox firesale. It’s just so insanely against anything that Kenny Williams has ever done. And I’m sure Reinsdorf would love it if he ruined ticket sales by making any indication of packing it in for the season.

Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.

by defensive indifference on Jun 9, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

1997 worked out so well for morale, though

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 9, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nothing. just saying the white flag trade sucked from a PR perspective

agreeing with you

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 9, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah!

Yeah, they aren’t going to be packing it in any time soon.

Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.

by defensive indifference on Jun 9, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right.

Call them Samsonite.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 9, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was him

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by pierzynskirules on Jun 9, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

Is it still the fourth inning?

by