In Search of Higher Ground
Chicago White Sox at Cleveland Indians, Jul 1, 2009 6:05 PM CDT
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In honor of the asian dude near me on the subway platform with a Creed ringotne yest...
“Can you take me higher?”
Formerly Crede's Crew
by Q!'s Qrew on Jul 1, 2009 5:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
can't be worse than this
http://www.ie8-nickelback.com/
this is an actual marketing strategy — somebody got paid to think this up
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
SouthSideSox on Facebook
by The Cheat on Jul 1, 2009 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good God, is this 2002?
Formerly Crede's Crew
by Q!'s Qrew on Jul 1, 2009 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 1, 2009 5:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damn, that was a quick takedown. give it a whirl hosting elsewhere....

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 1, 2009 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
can't we just play with Teddy Ruxbin instead?
i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 1, 2009 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
an aztec, mayan, or inca
indians from central america
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
by U-God on Jul 1, 2009 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
back in Leeds for a week
It’s so hot, 34 today, not used to this at all
by hoodlight on Jul 1, 2009 5:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
our 34 or your 34?
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
by U-God on Jul 1, 2009 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
must be your 34
i didn’t read hard enough
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
by U-God on Jul 1, 2009 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BUT WHAT'S THE DEWPOINT!?!?
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 1, 2009 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i like how its cooled off down here
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
by U-God on Jul 1, 2009 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes.
rare.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 1, 2009 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
its 94 in fahrenheit
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
by Jbasic89 on Jul 1, 2009 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kelvin all the way
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
by U-God on Jul 1, 2009 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
kelvin?
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
by Illini0509 on Jul 1, 2009 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the real temperature scale
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Jul 1, 2009 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
reifert sez:
Pods7, Missile 6, JD 9, Thome dh, PK 3, Castro 2, Nix 4, Beckham 5, BA 8. Contreras pitching.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
good
I want to see Nix get more games in – that chewing baccy leads to power
by hoodlight on Jul 1, 2009 5:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sox come in at 47 on espn "ultimate standings"
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=4289093
dunno if anyone posted, if so, sorry for repeat
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
by Illini0509 on Jul 1, 2009 5:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
larry's quoted too
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
by Illini0509 on Jul 1, 2009 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
awesome
someone’s actually reading this shit
by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 1, 2009 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think they asked around various sn blogs
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
by Illini0509 on Jul 1, 2009 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Excellent,
though the price of prime real estate just went up.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 1, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"The daily exploits of the White Sox occupy the most powerful mind on the planet, which is why we think the South Side deserves a bump to first-class status."
I don’t understand … larry has followed the Sox for years — what’s changed?
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 1, 2009 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
hate to burst your bubble, taeg
but i think they’re talking about krang, not larry
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
by Illini0509 on Jul 1, 2009 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes. Q! is a fan of the team he plays on.
Q! loves footy too.
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Jul 1, 2009 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Q! has been busy during his stint on the DL.
He’s been advising the White House on health care and Iran. ’Dem Stanford kids is smart.
by 67WMAQ on Jul 1, 2009 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has a doctorate in God-American studies
the textbook is his autobiography!
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2009 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
which he authored before his birth
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by colintj on Jul 1, 2009 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the forward is written by Yaz
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2009 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
quoth the Bible
“And so Yaz came, baptizing in the South Side region and preaching a baptism of power hitting for the forgiveness of wins.”
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by colintj on Jul 1, 2009 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what the hell is that?
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by colintj on Jul 1, 2009 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Larry? Who is Larry?
It’s larry dammit! Whatever happened to journalistic standards?
by 67WMAQ on Jul 1, 2009 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
larry wondered the same on saber night.
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by colintj on Jul 1, 2009 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pistons just agreed in principal with Gordon, 5 years 55 million
god damnit
by madvillian on Jul 1, 2009 6:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
so is that cocksucker loul deng, fucking brits are a bunch of pussies
by madvillian on Jul 1, 2009 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hate things i don't understand.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why would he go to that hell-hole? Where will he play?
Are they going to have him run PG?
by Ahillock on Jul 1, 2009 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
madarchod
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 1, 2009 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Game thyme!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 1, 2009 6:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wild mountain thyme!

brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 1, 2009 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what instrument is that for?
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by colintj on Jul 1, 2009 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
jug
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2009 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you guys are totally wrong.
i wonder if you were even being serious.
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by colintj on Jul 1, 2009 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sure isn't theremin
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2009 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
skin flute?
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
by Illini0509 on Jul 1, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
tin whistle
i think.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 1, 2009 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mouth harp
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 1, 2009 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
spoons
duhh
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 1, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nobody says the obvious -
banjo.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 1, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is count wearing a new necklace?
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2009 6:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
divorced his wife and Jobu in the last two years
no wonder he’s had a rough go of it.
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by colintj on Jul 1, 2009 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i can't see. don't get wciu. does it look like this?

brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 1, 2009 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pods looks like he's sucking on a golf ball
with all that dip.
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by colintj on Jul 1, 2009 6:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah holy shit!
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Jul 1, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tdogg's Dad?
At least he’s workin’.
(Said with great affection.)
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
When did he start that?
Is Nix a bad influence?
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 1, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe lisa dergan likes a man without a jaw
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
/rips off own jaw
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those midges
are feasting on the caterpillars on Sowers’ forehead
by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 1, 2009 6:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
how's the bronze titan looking?
what about mr. forky?
17 strikes 13 balls so far.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 1, 2009 6:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dude is here fixing my window as we speak...showed up with the first pitch, of course. I is gonna have a window again!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 1, 2009 6:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope to God you've made sandwiches for him.
by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 1, 2009 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
by U-God on Jul 1, 2009 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not if the guy's a vegetarian
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jul 1, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
then he isn't a guy
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
by U-God on Jul 1, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
gross.
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Jul 1, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously. When I was a vegetarian, I vowed to never give up bacon. And I didn't. It was the only meat I ate for at least 6 months.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 1, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my brother went on an extremely short-lived vegetarian run years ago but was thwarted by bacon.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2009 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My failing was turkey sandwiches when I tried vegetarianism
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jul 1, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I went 3 weeks once.
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My record is a day and a half.
Worst 36 hours of my life.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
by RWShow on Jul 1, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm at 19 years
and counting.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 1, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not since lunch for me. prolly last another 45 minutes or so.
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by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
baby back ribs...
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks for the dinner idea. just placed a hecky's order.
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by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yay us!
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 1, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chiburb is about at 10 too...it's impressive...take enormous willpower.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 1, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's the same thing your whole life: "Clean up your room. Stand up straight. Pick up your feet. Take it like a man. Be nice to your sister. Don't mix beer and wine, ever." Oh yeah: "Don't drive on the railroad track."
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do feel guilty for eating meat
but its so good.
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my arteries clogged up a little bit just reading
this. but make it this summer, i shall.

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 1, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did it. It was the best thing I've ever tasted, no joke at all.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 1, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, I was sick for several days after....very disoriented...but that's because it was a bacon-themed party and I easily ate a pound by myself (we put it in everything, including dessert). Here it is, fresh off the grill:

Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 1, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
booze and drugs not good enough for you kids these days?
Gotta freebase bacon?
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jul 1, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha, guess so. I'm not too into the other two.
to.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 1, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if youre not too into booze
you must be a mess on bacon!
"It doesn't take long for a Rolls Royce to warm up." - Hawk Harrelson
by e-gus on Jul 1, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I'm so glad you guys got to see me on one of my very rare drinking occasions. :D
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 1, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
summer in chicago means drinking almost everyday.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
to me.
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by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Summer means drinking every day, to an extent. I sip on a beer for most games.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 1, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not into booze?
blasphemy
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jul 1, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like having a beer with my baseball game, or a couple while out....but no, I do not like the 'drunk' feeling, so I tend not to get there often.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 1, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
doesn't help that you weigh less than a slab of ribs
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by colintj on Jul 1, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's an epidemic, i tells ya.
i believe the cia is clandestinely supplying middle and upperclass neighborhood grocery stores with a surplus of bacon to keep the population in check.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 1, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice. i'm encouraged to know that you lived thru the experience.
i can live with disoriented.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 1, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Needs more crispy....but yeah, that's about the best you can get.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 1, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I cook the shit outta my bacon.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 1, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
supposedly, grilling it is where it's at
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by colintj on Jul 1, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rec'd, that cracks me up.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 1, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bacon here I'll bet is better than what you get
I get it from a local farm, where the pigs get roam in the fields and the mud
by hoodlight on Jul 1, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know we have farmer's markets stateside too, right?
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by thatshortkid on Jul 1, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We have farmers here???!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 1, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
doubtful.
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by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i bet it's better
will be what you call canadian style though
by hoodlight on Jul 1, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
could use some cheese, too
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jul 1, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and an angioplasty.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 1, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
heck yeah.
I like my bacon to shatter when dropped.
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Jul 1, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like it crumbling in my hands as I pick it up.
/high five!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 1, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ever cooked pepperoni slices like bacon? Yum.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jul 1, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That sounds yum. Also - baking bacon in the oven is quite effective.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 1, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmm.... looks canadian
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 1, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
back bacon. thicker cut
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 1, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see
that’s what bacon is here, not sure what you’re bacon is
by hoodlight on Jul 1, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i guess it would be called "streaky bacon" or pancetta if you're on holiday in italy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon
what a delicious wiki entry
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by thatshortkid on Jul 1, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was looking at that, too. love pancetta in sauces over pasta.
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by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe that's why it's so chewy....
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 1, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's good, but that's in between our bacon and ham.
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by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ham is cured, bacon you cook
pork product confusion galore abounds
by hoodlight on Jul 1, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's the noodle/pasta argument all over again
by 3E8 on Jul 1, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
when I buy bacon - this is what I get
do you get this? what do you call it?
by hoodlight on Jul 1, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Easter dinner.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 1, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
tsk better expressed what i was trying to say.
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by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
theres a bar at 191st and LaGrange that has a BLT
you get 1ib. of bacon on it.
"It doesn't take long for a Rolls Royce to warm up." - Hawk Harrelson
by e-gus on Jul 1, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what is that, mokena?
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by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
blue blood.
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by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know who sucks at baseball?
Pods.
"It doesn't take long for a Rolls Royce to warm up." - Hawk Harrelson
by e-gus on Jul 1, 2009 6:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
but he's been literally carrying the team!
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 1, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Satan has been carrying the team
Him and the devil, they got a deal.
"It doesn't take long for a Rolls Royce to warm up." - Hawk Harrelson
by e-gus on Jul 1, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pods needs to be more 'i might run' out there and a little less 'i am running'
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by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2009 6:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gah
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jul 1, 2009 6:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
1 run here would be a win.
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by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2009 6:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I can live with that
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jul 1, 2009 6:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
good deal only 1 run there.
i’ll ask again, how’s the count looking?
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 1, 2009 6:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fork ball is forking
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jul 1, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
goody.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 1, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
RE for 2_3, no out = 1.467 from '99-02
so saved about a half run there.
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by colintj on Jul 1, 2009 6:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
love to see some more of these hard hit balls fall.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2009 6:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i'm thinking it works to our advantage, but damn this is a big strikezone tonight.
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by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2009 6:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
agreed
especially low
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by oneloyaldawg on Jul 1, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
gameday is showing everything as being in the strike zone
but then again it also says jose has thrown about 15 changeups.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 1, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and farmio and dj have commented about several questionable calls.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 1, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sowers is a lucky asshole.
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by colintj on Jul 1, 2009 7:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
GET TO THA BULLPEN!
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 1, 2009 7:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
only 45 pitches for sowers.
yes, some of these hard hit balls better start dropping or we’re going to be sowered.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 1, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
even the worst get lucky
we’ve hit the ball hard despite the big zone.
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by colintj on Jul 1, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
grab bench choo.
and don’t try bunting again.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 1, 2009 7:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i would recommend a gis for "yelling"
that is good times.
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by colintj on Jul 1, 2009 7:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i can't say that castro bats 6th in any lineup i'm putting out there.
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by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We led off Brent Lillibridge
and more than once
by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 1, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if it hadn't been for those meddling kids
it would have worked.
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by colintj on Jul 1, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
then again, what the fuck do i know?
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by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
becks can hit
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jul 1, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WhatdidImiss? I had to pay the window guy, dadgumit.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 1, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sweet double
after getting to 3-1. crushed that thing.
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by colintj on Jul 1, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
5 whole minutes?
I know you’re trying to do the guy a favor, but the reality is that he has a family to get back to
by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 1, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
something about a man in uniform
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by colintj on Jul 1, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a 'loose' interpretation of 'uniform'.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 1, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so a flannel and plaid shorts count?
by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 1, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
as does anything with a button fly
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by colintj on Jul 1, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
she won't sew it back on, no.
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by colintj on Jul 1, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's not what I fixed the window for.
by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 1, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
parts and labor, eh?
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by colintj on Jul 1, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah, baseball
Attaboy Becks
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jul 1, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ugh
2nd 1st pitch out this inning.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 1, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He throws strikes, it’s Jeremy Sowers, this a situation where I’m fine with it. His pitches are more hittabe than most.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 1, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
come on Pods
let Beckham run!
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by oneloyaldawg on Jul 1, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sowers IS a lucky asshole.
"It doesn't take long for a Rolls Royce to warm up." - Hawk Harrelson
by e-gus on Jul 1, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
bacon:baseball
5:3
"It doesn't take long for a Rolls Royce to warm up." - Hawk Harrelson
by e-gus on Jul 1, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad you said something....
Bacon-topped maple donuts. One of the best things to ever enter my mouth-hole.

Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 1, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
layup
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 1, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
layup? too easy?
where are all the replies on this one?
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by The Cheat on Jul 1, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
See, it's so easy that nobody wants to go near it.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 1, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fast-break layup!
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
tell me this was on purpose.
i might make it my sig otherwise.
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by colintj on Jul 1, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So if it is intentional, even though funny, it devalues the comment?
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 1, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's funny either way
if it’s on purpose, you’re in on the joke.
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by colintj on Jul 1, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotcha. I'll let you figure it out since you probably know well enough by now.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 1, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
laughing at someone > laughing with that person
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not always true...but yeah, I getcha.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 1, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lay-up for sure
"It doesn't take long for a Rolls Royce to warm up." - Hawk Harrelson
by e-gus on Jul 1, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
anywhay
Im making Ribs this weekend for basically the first time, any tips?
"It doesn't take long for a Rolls Royce to warm up." - Hawk Harrelson
by e-gus on Jul 1, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dont fuck it up.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 1, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks buddy
"It doesn't take long for a Rolls Royce to warm up." - Hawk Harrelson
by e-gus on Jul 1, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how are you going about this?
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by The Cheat on Jul 1, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dry rub on friday based on dozens of recipes Im Frankensteining
on the grill saturday during the day, idirect low heat. Id like to buy a smoke box with some cherry wood but have no idea where to find these things.
"It doesn't take long for a Rolls Royce to warm up." - Hawk Harrelson
by e-gus on Jul 1, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sounds good
I got a cheap smoker (< $100) from Cabelas — I understand Mr. Thome shops there — I wish I had a better one, but it works.
Basically, you just have to learn each time you try… Last year I was leaving a half-can of coke over the coals with pretty good results
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by The Cheat on Jul 1, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I read some things that said to pre-cook in a crock pot or boil it first
that seems like cheating almost to me though.
although I saw one thing that said to boil it in pineapple juice and that sounded interesting.
"It doesn't take long for a Rolls Royce to warm up." - Hawk Harrelson
by e-gus on Jul 1, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
boiling removes the flavor
mom used to make ‘em like that… you get fall of the bone tender meat, but it doesn’t taste like anything…
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by The Cheat on Jul 1, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah I read something that said that
my biggest concern now is the brown sugar burning since my grill doesnt go all that low. I think the melting point is pretty close to the 265 minimum I seem to get.
"It doesn't take long for a Rolls Royce to warm up." - Hawk Harrelson
by e-gus on Jul 1, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
chicago-style. i prefer that, actually, but then it's really about the bbq sauce.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there's a good Good Eats ep about smoking
i watched it on the internet somewhere the other day, so consider tracking that down
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by colintj on Jul 1, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not even making us try anymore.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 1, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I say that all the time in real life...didn't think too much about it.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 1, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just worked my way down here. layup.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Asdrubal:Tommy:SS:Pinball
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by colintj on Jul 1, 2009 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
stupid baserunning
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Jul 1, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Tie game
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jul 1, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Count is enjoying his run
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by The Cheat on Jul 1, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Slider is off today.
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by colintj on Jul 1, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
looks to me like he's ditched it for today
and is just throwing a splitter instead
by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 1, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mlb.tv seems to be on infinite commercial break for me
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jul 1, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Has been a while.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 1, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
im good fwiw
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by colintj on Jul 1, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lets go sox!

"It doesn't take long for a Rolls Royce to warm up." - Hawk Harrelson
by e-gus on Jul 1, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 1, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Carl's showing off his pox-less arms and legs
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by colintj on Jul 1, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
after he pitched 2 innings, dj couldn't wipe his ass for a week.
just so you know.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 1, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
woo hoo
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by The Cheat on Jul 1, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You can put it on the booooooaaaaaaaaard...YES!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jul 1, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hooray!
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 1, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I love Alexei in the 2 spot, but I have been thinking that it would be interesting to see what Beckham could do in the 2 spot one day.
by Ahillock on Jul 1, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
or at least with someone decent batting behind him for some protection
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Jul 1, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can put it on the board
YES!
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Jul 1, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
!!

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 1, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
aw ya
"It doesn't take long for a Rolls Royce to warm up." - Hawk Harrelson
by e-gus on Jul 1, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
a cheapie? That ball was hammered the opposite way. Lucky to get out but hit very hard.
by madvillian on Jul 1, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
gameday sez outside the zone, too
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 1, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
where's your luck now sowers?
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 1, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nix is a doubles machine
By our standards.
by 67WMAQ on Jul 1, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sowers is an asshole.
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by colintj on Jul 1, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
sox have outhit cle 10-2, what was it 17-4 last night?
so 27-6 for the 15/1/3 innings? Wow.
by madvillian on Jul 1, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Becks = clutch
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jul 1, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
GO BECKHAM!
Make this thread more delicious
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

"It doesn't take long for a Rolls Royce to warm up." - Hawk Harrelson
by e-gus on Jul 1, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I look like a baby turtle
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
in my mind, you always have that look on your face.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is remarkable.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 1, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yum! That is a thing of beauty.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 1, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beckham has been a beast this series!
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by oneloyaldawg on Jul 1, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I dont understand the Becks/Bradley stuff
it’s like a shark being compared to like angry slime mold.
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously.. that's what I was saying last thread.
Why not compare him to their best player? He’ll probably catch whoever that is too anyways. It’d be a lot more interesting. He’ll have Bradley by this weekend.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 1, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions &n

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