Land of 10,000 Fake Hustle Slides
by The Cheat on Jul 10, 2009 6:30 PM CDT
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excellent
i had a pretty cringe-worthy one but my better judgment got the best of me. that, and i’m not up for the all-expense paid trip to guantanamo.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 10, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions
ewww
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions
What a horseshit title.
Cheat obviously starting the weekend by mailing it in.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
10,000 Fakes would have sufficed
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
just like the royals do every year after the all star break
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1779099
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 10, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
The perfect scent for MM? "Aqua Vulva"
For WU? “Eau De Pends”
thank you
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
what's your scent?
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
uh huh
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm starting to feel like you're holding your own private roast of me.
Cashing checks and having sex.
Ever since you started calling him "Dad".....
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 10, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
do you feel like the sexual tension is made more awkward by our quasi-sibling status?
Cashing checks and having sex.
Two ways of answering this:
1.) You were calling him dad because you were courting me, not because you’re like a son to him or something….(though the resemblance is getting uncanny!)….
2.) What sexual tension? Where?
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 10, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
more than anything, i was just wondering who was more scared by the realization that you'll end up with someone like me, you or chiburb.
Cashing checks and having sex.
Highly unlikely...unless MM is an exaggerated version of yourself.... I'll take your sense of humor, but I don't go for womanizers.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 10, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Because if it lasts into the fourth inning
you might want to consider a trip to the hospital
by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 10, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
holy shit people, this is comedic gold
wake the fuck up
by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 10, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Speaking of "gold, Jerry"
I saw that guy on fucking “Sonny With a Chance” this evening on the Disney Channel as I was blow-drying my kid’s hair. Jesus, from Seinfeld to Demi Lovato. Nice career path.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
The guy who says "That's gold, Jerry!"
You know, that guy.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Uhhhh.....still no. :)
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 10, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
it's a caricature. a couple of jokes i made a long time ago snowballed, and far be it from me to put an end to male chauvinist humor.
Cashing checks and having sex.
Cashing checks and having sex.
I know one of those has taken a beating. ;)
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
true, but a sig of "...having sex" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
Cashing checks and having sex.
So does the other side of the trade.
;)
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
How about a simple, "Making fuck."
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 10, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
are we shipping her there in a box?
Like Locke?
i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 11, 2009 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions
was thinking about picking a line from the hangover. it's time for a change of pace.
Cashing checks and having sex.
I thought we had already concluded that MM is an exaggerated version of MM?
At least I did ;)
i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 11, 2009 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
yep
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't you have a rehearsal dinner to attend?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
not in the wedding, anciano. just a guest. taking a break from the bar before a late dinner.
Cashing checks and having sex.
What could we have given for a Ryan Church?
"I'm just here to provide street cred and a rosy outlook"- translation - unemployed life coach
Don't know, but could probably get Mel Gibson's pretty cheap.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
'A' Ryan Church,
or “The” Ryan Church? Big diff.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
"circle-jerk me, bert!"
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 10, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
i had a man crush on joe crede... still do.
Fiance - "All you care about is your computer and baseball."
i miss joe crede
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions
You all can knock this Crede shit off NOW!
Or go to Bat-girl.com. Oh, sorry, she gave up already.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
calm down, WU
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I agree. They'll lose 1-0 on a Crede HR now.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
I think wu was on to something
Jackho and pr, this is all your fault.
I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
i know
damn, sorry
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
how do you figure?
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
not rooting for the twins
they’re God’s team
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 10, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
whatever
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
So where were we before chaperone HSA interrupted?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
she's here
calm down
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Jeez. Ok, never mind.
Effin kids.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
j/k
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
No, she really is here. That's the effin kid(s).
Some day…
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
oh okay
yeah someday, your child won’t drive you crazy
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Or nag me to leave you alone. Yes
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
Because it's so fun to pick on the special kids.... I can just as easily leave if you are so compelled.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 10, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
i am not a special kid
only people that feel that way are
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
some people need to keep
some comments to themselves
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Was that a 6 pitch inning?
That was damn fast.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Sigh
Not a good way to start, Danks.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
hey did anyone see they are gonna do a special on disco demolition night? I didn't know about that shit until I saw that and read about it on wikipedia.
Fiance - "All you care about is your computer and baseball."
How can you be a White Sox fan and not know about that?
by Grinder in Training on Jul 10, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
ive only been a fan for a couple years now. :(
Fiance - "All you care about is your computer and baseball."
I became a baseball fan when I lived with my parents... before that I considered it too "boring" to watch.
Fiance - "All you care about is your computer and baseball."
what? DB likes rape
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 10, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I’m 25… and I’m well aware of the disco situation. It’s one of the most infamous things that have ever happened to the sox. You don’t have to be 50 to know about it. It’s mentioned all the time.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 10, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
agreed
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
damn OPOSes
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 10, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
this is the first ive heard it mentioned in 3 years
Fiance - "All you care about is your computer and baseball."
10 cent beer night is much more famous.
Fiance - "All you care about is your computer and baseball."
there was an OR in there
certainly must be the OR, since I know you couldn’t have just heard/read about it at any point in your life, as a real sox fan.
Technical Difficulities… Unacceptable.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 10, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions
stupid CSN
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions
MISSING: one strike zone.
if found, please return to Mr. J. Danks.
REWARD IF FOUND.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
Throw strikes dammit!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
strikes doesn't exist now
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
well, i never!
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 10, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
At least our bullpen is well rested.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 10, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions
This looks promising.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
NO!!!!!!!
this is going to suck
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions
can you wash mine too
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
That's alright, I just put them in the drying rack to air dry
What to do now…what to do….hmmm
by hitlesswonder on Jul 10, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
That Blue Bunny ice cream ad is making me hungry
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
fudge
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions
Me too
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Safe to say Hawk would bitched if it was.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 10, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
When pitchers do their warmups, do they know whether or not they're good or bad that day?
Cause that seems like useful information.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
can i haz new pitcher, now
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions
ugh
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions
this is what I get for not watching THursdays game.
Fiance - "All you care about is your computer and baseball."
WHATTHEFUCKISGOINGON!
(dies)
I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
i feel sick
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions
we're screwed
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Fastest. game. ever.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 10, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions
Yeah...
our hitters are going to have a lot of chances to hit meaningless homers!
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 10, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
At least Cudyer is still an idiot.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 10, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions
It would make your point that much more powerful if you spelled his name correctly.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Thank you, Lord Spellmaster!
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 10, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't stand for superfluous letters.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 10, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Pretty damn rare though.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
to me, at least, he's seemed shaky most of the year
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 10, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, this looks like an early-season outing of his....allllllll over again......
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 10, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
That is not a factual statement.
All sucking is good – to the suckee.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Phew...
how’d he get outta that jam?
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 10, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions
Richard on short rest, Danks and Floyd on exra rest--let's see how this shakes out Oz
Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!
Oh, it's now Ozzie's fault.
Fer Chrissakes.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
ya think so
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
im gonna need a cigarette break after that garbage
how do you manage to walk your first four batters faced? fuck
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
Throw 16 balls wide of the strike zone, and there you have it.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Why's Thome batting leadoff tonight?
Oh right, we already batted in the top of the first two hours ago
¡signature!
Anyone know of the whereabouts of Jared Mitchell
thought he was suppose to play for kannapolis yesterday
we have run
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions
Already more hits than the Twinks!
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
great takeout
"Lemonade was a popular drink back in the day and it still is.."
Gangstarr
by Big Daddy Kool on Jul 10, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Mmmmmmmmmmmm... takeout...
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
PS Your avatar is one of the greatest sports photos ever recorded.
Nice.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
our pitching sucks
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Trooper's pregnant,
we think we are getting him candlesticks as a gift.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
The ass cherry?
Whatever. colin’s the expert…
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Sometimes you just gotta cap your tip.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 10, 2009 8:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 4 recs
i had to read that a couple times before i caught the nuance. good work, pops.
Cashing checks and having sex.
iswydt
i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 11, 2009 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
why have you forsaken me?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 10, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Was that a swing??
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Hell no.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 10, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
big question: What player do you hate MORE than nick punto??
Fiance - "All you care about is your computer and baseball."
the whole team huh
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
okay, cheater
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't really hate the Cubs these days
I mean even their own fans seem to loathe them, so what’s the point?
¡signature!
I, too, hate the Jesus.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
But I do not fuck with the Jesus.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 10, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
linebrink?
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
by SkanchoDanza on Jul 10, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
K-Rod
not as much since he’s switched over and he’s out of sight/mind, though.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 10, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
At least gus and I did not live to see this.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 10, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions
Strikeout here makes me feel a whole lot better about this
Oh, right. I see. I get it. You were lampooning me. It was a simple lampoon.
jinx
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Mauer's in the home run derby?
That’ll be fascinating. He might set the record for opposite-field shots.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
what a surprise... Punto dives head first to get to something.
Fiance - "All you care about is your computer and baseball."
Wow -- the taintless Roy Smalley!
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
I always assumed it was the latter
But it was never specified.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
My brother-in-law is also sans taint.
He doesn’t discuss it much.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
He has such role models as Smalley...
…Pervis Ellison and the Jesse White Tumblers.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
just?
where do you normally keep your hand during games?
by Trooper on Jul 10, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'm glad you're back in the gamethread saddle, Trooper. :)
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 10, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
dye
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions
Another run!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Glad you have washed out your mouth, H2.
You shouldn’t work blue.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
I'm not sure anyone got this
but it was very funny, trust me
by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 10, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Unless you're a professional pants-shitter
by 3E8 on Jul 10, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I gave up that dream after kindergarten
Shitting your pants isn’t all it’s crapped up to be
¡signature!
Holy crap, Becks. Don't hurt yourself.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
HH, you've been so vulgar lately!!! :)
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 10, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Clearly, that was my intention.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 10, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
hate is a strong word
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
????
Where would you get that? I don’t think any hate exists….
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 10, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I like HH actually.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 10, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't hate anybody here
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
It's just their catfight fantasies creating the illusion....
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 10, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
so c'mon, work with us!
we all know you girls dig the the chauvinist internet nerd personas, so what we give ya!
I genuinely hope this catches on
as Beckham’s nickname
by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 10, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
who thinks danks is trying to beat gavins record for most walks and still get the win
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
its not going to work
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't blame him one bit
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Did you see him in the first inning screaming at Danks? His veins were popping out of his neck
Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!
he means business
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
"I DIDN'T RAISE YOU TO BE NO OLIVER PEREZ!"
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Sox Machine
lmao
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
No lie -
OP looked gawdawful his last start.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Beckham and Pierzynski are having problems with that.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
77 pitches through 3...pretty damn efficient
Not that it matters, what with rested pen and all…anyway back to deciding if sorghum beer is actually good or just kind of weird.
i want more runs
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions
and then wise ruins it
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Just as God took six days to create the world,
Gordo may take nine innings to beat the Twins.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Even an immobile Q would improve this lineup
If only that tendonless bastard could walk
by hitlesswonder on Jul 10, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I like this
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Danks looked bad in the beginning of the last inning
He got lucky on the non-walk to Kubel
Oh, right. I see. I get it. You were lampooning me. It was a simple lampoon.
But he looked OK in that half inning
Oh, right. I see. I get it. You were lampooning me. It was a simple lampoon.
PUUUUUUUUNNNNNNTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Out.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 10, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions
Gotta score another run
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Yeah, they've got a pattern going
Scoring a run per inning…well, except for the first inning.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
d'oh
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
are you fucking serious?!
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
her son, of course
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm back at home
well not in the Heartland of West Yorkshire – but Velp in Holland, it’s what counts for home these days
Corn Farmer.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 10, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I thinking about going out to get myself a six of any IPA that I can find.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 10, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm secretly booking southpaw for the next SSS meetup.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
Danks looks kinda like a white supremicist
Oh, right. I see. I get it. You were lampooning me. It was a simple lampoon.
Don't be bitter...
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 10, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, yes....good, good.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 10, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
southpaw, eww
nobody wants that ugly thing in their face
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions
you saying that i'm ugly
and you look like willy wonka
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
um. gene wilder or johnny dep?
and I was saying that if you don’t want southpaw there it could be because you would be.
gene wilder
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
weirdo
i wonder about people older than me
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
i hope so
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
/puts everlasting gobstopper back
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 10, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Seems like Danks has been throwing the curve more.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
i just want another inning. if that takes more than about 15, then i'd pull him.
Cashing checks and having sex.
i want moar runz
NOW!!!!
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions
You can always tell when AJ's coming to bat
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
i love my catcher
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions
huh
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Tie Game
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions
that looked like it was off the baggie
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Runs!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
What?
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 10, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions
Fuck!
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 10, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions
Becks don't do that
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions
fail
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
C'mon DWise
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Didn't someone foresee the grind of getz coming out against the twins?
0-2 2 rbi is grindy at its best
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
He's the white punto.
I’ve always said that.
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
by SkanchoDanza on Jul 10, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate Punto
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
i hate PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions
Into 1st.
Like a chooch.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
larry is fucking around on his ML thread.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
old people and my mom
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I've fallen, and my snark can't get up!
(Presses button furiously. No one answers.)
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Even Viagra stops working after so long.
by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 10, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
One day I will take Rafael up on his offer.
This is not that day.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
wow, tell us everything you do
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually
it was supposed to be “I love to complain about how the pitching game has changed,” but it wouldn’t fit.
i was wondering because
i heart to fart would make for a classic shirt, while i love to fart is a shirt some douchebag would wear and make you instantly hate him
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
For those who pine for Gio Gonzales,
I am watching him get his dicked knocked in by Tampa. We’re not missing a thang.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Only Crede can pop that up.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
My roommate is complaining that I put his beer in the fridge
instead of continuing to trip over the case on my kitchen floor.
So I think I’m going to rub each bottle on my balls and watch him enjoy his beer.
Thoughts?
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Go for it.
I’d offer to open the bottle, then put your needle dick in it. ;)
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
What a rotten old man you are!
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Yeah, don't make me un-rec the last one.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 10, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't rec that! He offered to handle my junk. There's a term for that type of behavior:
Twins fan.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I think he was implying that you should do all the handling....
at least it’s not heavy lifting.
:)
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 10, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i would just take the beers and hide them individually around your apartment(?)
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
What if he handles the bottles lovingly and looks at you knowlingly, as if you say he knows, he likes it, and he knows you know he likes it?
Don’t risk it
¡signature!
Sounds like you've been that guy before.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 10, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I meant the roommate role....the guy with the loving look....
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 10, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
"Is this condensation on my bottle?"
“Uh, yes.”
“But… why does it smell like taint?”
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
the pop out
lovely
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions
wow, did you have fun
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
nice
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
they like things masssive in Mayo
Massive Summer Sales Splash
and
Massive Blow Jobs
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
that belmullet is one lucky motherfucker.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
All 4 of my grandparents are from County Mayo (Maigh Eo).
Time to show Walker and Dotel the door.
Hey, if you want SSH
You can invite him back.
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I think he's busy designing software for North Korea.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Nobody out-hirsutes Stone.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 10, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
"he's now almost 6 feet tall and over 80 courics in weight."
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 10, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
no not more walks
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions
I didn't mind him starting the seventh.
I just thought that the Young-Punto part of the lineup shouldn’t dictate pitching moves.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Now don't start this crap again
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
here comes thorny
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions
Once a year?
Hawk, AJ makes baserunning mistakes a lot more than once a year.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
nned a picture
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
ugh
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
damn raspberries
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions
95 now
but then not so good
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
sideburns
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 10, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
we need more runs plz
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions
multiple run dinger, please
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
that's my bad, guys, i had a picture cued up
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
There needs to be a choice "e" on that poll
All of the above!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
that inning crocked
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions
This ninth inning should be interesting.
Beckham learned how hopeless he was against Wood, I can only hope he doesn’t shat himself against Nathan
What the hell is with this?
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
why are we using our closer?
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions
I hope Jenks can cope with the lack of adrenaline.
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Sox Machine
nope
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Does Ozzie go from a pretty good manager in every other park
to a psychotic moron in the dome?
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
he hates the dome
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
We all do.
But it doesn’t mean he should turn into a horseshit manager when he’s there.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
give or take when turns into the loony
he knows of nothing else
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
You must really like Linebrink
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
did liney pitch yesterday?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
You didn't like the Dotel move either. It would've changed this whole thing.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Oh, I thought you were referring to this one.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
This one is also terrible.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Worked out nicely.
And yes, if you’re going to have Linebrink, use him. Don’t use your closer in a losing game, when he has a history of being bad in non-saves.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Jenks is to blame
Had a guy who swings and misses at everything, and throws him buntable fastballs.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
The post game interview will be a lot like the last
“Earlier in the year, we give up this kinda game”
nah
he sits there cursing people out
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
NO FASTBALLS DOWN THE MIDDLE
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Sox Machine
Yup. Just keep piping fastballs to a guy who's going to bunt.
Great.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
WTF COME ON
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions
What
the fuck was Ozzie thinking pitching to Mauer?
AND I FUCKING HATE PLAYING IN THIS GODDAMN PLACE!!!!!!!!
CAN I BLOW IT UP NOW
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
That wasn't Ozzie's call, remember? He ran out to ASK what Thornton wanted to do.......
Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!
That was pretty genius by the Twins there.
Fast black dude vs a fat white dude…
What do I think of Luol Deng? The only time he's ever played a full 82 games was a contract year. Thats called bullshitter my friends!
Sox haven't won when trailing after 8.
Nathan hasn’t allowed a run in almost two months.
No time like the present.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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eh, if you're i enough denial, we're still up 4-2
i’m blocking out that first inning. those runs don’t count, as they didn’t meet the minimum grindy level customary in minnesota.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
wth does that mean
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Wise is going deep here, don't worry.
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If he runs fast enough, sure.
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At least we were smart enough to get our rotation set
Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!
game ova
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions
Barf
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
They all feel terrible.
But I understand what you mean.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
It was good until PPPPPPPUUUNNNNTTOOOO and Mauer.
fuck!!!!!!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 10, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
i hate PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
No need to work on holding runners
SBs against are not important.
Time to show Walker and Dotel the door.
The coaches all get there real early though and work hard
Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!
the dreaded leadoff 4 straight walks
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 10, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
That almost always scores a run.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 10, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I miss Jesse Rogers.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
15.19% CS after tonight, worst in all of baseball.
Just a throw away little fundamental thing. Ho, hum.
Big, big part of tonight’s loss.
Time to show Walker and Dotel the door.
Dotel the vulture
swooping in and stealing Danks’ loss.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
MacDougal throwing now: Bot 9, tie game, bases loaded, 2 outs....
He almost threw it away during the IBB to load the bases.
Go Sox!
eh i suppose it could have been worse after the first inning
but it really would have been a big shot in the arm if they could have ended up winning this game. I hate the fucking twins by the way.
Kenwo4life=ratings
I almost felt like it was a moral victory...
after we tied it up after the first.
Now go out and win the second and third games!
Oh, right. I see. I get it. You were lampooning me. It was a simple lampoon.
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