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These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 10, 2009 6:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

excellent

i had a pretty cringe-worthy one but my better judgment got the best of me. that, and i’m not up for the all-expense paid trip to guantanamo.

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 10, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ewww

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What a horseshit title.

Cheat obviously starting the weekend by mailing it in.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 7:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

10,000 Fakes would have sufficed

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 10, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

just like the royals do every year after the all star break

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1779099

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jul 10, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The perfect scent for MM? "Aqua Vulva"

For WU? “Eau De Pends”

thank you

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 10, 2009 7:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what's your scent?

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Musk

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 10, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh huh

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 10, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

50.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bitches.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sup b

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 10, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Two ways of answering this:

1.) You were calling him dad because you were courting me, not because you’re like a son to him or something….(though the resemblance is getting uncanny!)….
2.) What sexual tension? Where?

Just [expletive] Fuck It.

by homesickalien on Jul 10, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So you don't like lesbians?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Has Pods...?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because if it lasts into the fourth inning

you might want to consider a trip to the hospital

by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 10, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of "gold, Jerry"

I saw that guy on fucking “Sonny With a Chance” this evening on the Disney Channel as I was blow-drying my kid’s hair. Jesus, from Seinfeld to Demi Lovato. Nice career path.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cashing checks and having sex.

I know one of those has taken a beating. ;)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LMAO.

Really.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So does the other side of the trade.

;)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

are we shipping her there in a box?

Like Locke?

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 11, 2009 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought we had already concluded that MM is an exaggerated version of MM?

At least I did ;)

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 11, 2009 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What could we have given for a Ryan Church?

"I'm just here to provide street cred and a rosy outlook"- translation - unemployed life coach

by Tdogg on Jul 10, 2009 7:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Brandon Allen

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on Jul 10, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't know, but could probably get Mel Gibson's pretty cheap.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 10, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

'A' Ryan Church,

or “The” Ryan Church? Big diff.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

On their young.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"circle-jerk me, bert!"

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 10, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i had a man crush on joe crede... still do.

Fiance - "All you care about is your computer and baseball."

by Jackkoho on Jul 10, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i miss joe crede

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You all can knock this Crede shit off NOW!

Or go to Bat-girl.com. Oh, sorry, she gave up already.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

calm down, WU

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree. They'll lose 1-0 on a Crede HR now.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 10, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think wu was on to something

Jackho and pr, this is all your fault.

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT

by e-gus on Jul 10, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck

Fiance - "All you care about is your computer and baseball."

by Jackkoho on Jul 10, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i know

damn, sorry

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

how do you figure?

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not rooting for the twins

they’re God’s team

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jul 10, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

whatever

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So where were we before chaperone HSA interrupted?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 10, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

she's here

calm down

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeez. Ok, never mind.

Effin kids.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 10, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

j/k

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, she really is here. That's the effin kid(s).

Some day…

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 10, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh okay

yeah someday, your child won’t drive you crazy

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or nag me to leave you alone. Yes

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 10, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn, pr! that's a shutdown!

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i am not a special kid

only people that feel that way are

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

huh

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

some people need to keep

some comments to themselves

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

very very much

Fiance - "All you care about is your computer and baseball."

by Jackkoho on Jul 10, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was that a 6 pitch inning?

That was damn fast.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sigh

Not a good way to start, Danks.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 10, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 10, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dont get it

Fiance - "All you care about is your computer and baseball."

by Jackkoho on Jul 10, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How can you be a White Sox fan and not know about that?

by Grinder in Training on Jul 10, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ive only been a fan for a couple years now. :(

Fiance - "All you care about is your computer and baseball."

by Jackkoho on Jul 10, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

real sox fans are over 50

or born with full knowledge of sox history

by Trooper on Jul 10, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you live with a cellmate now?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice tangent on a theme.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what? DB likes rape

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 10, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

good one?

Fiance - "All you care about is your computer and baseball."

by Jackkoho on Jul 10, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m 25… and I’m well aware of the disco situation. It’s one of the most infamous things that have ever happened to the sox. You don’t have to be 50 to know about it. It’s mentioned all the time.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 10, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn OPOSes

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 10, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is the first ive heard it mentioned in 3 years

Fiance - "All you care about is your computer and baseball."

by Jackkoho on Jul 10, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

10 cent beer night is much more famous.

Fiance - "All you care about is your computer and baseball."

by Jackkoho on Jul 10, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

there was an OR in there

certainly must be the OR, since I know you couldn’t have just heard/read about it at any point in your life, as a real sox fan.

by Trooper on Jul 10, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Technical Difficulities… Unacceptable.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 10, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

stupid CSN

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

dannnnnnnnnnnnnks

Fiance - "All you care about is your computer and baseball."

by Jackkoho on Jul 10, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

MISSING: one strike zone.

if found, please return to Mr. J. Danks.

REWARD IF FOUND.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 10, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Throw strikes dammit!

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 10, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

strikes doesn't exist now

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, i never!

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 10, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 10, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least our bullpen is well rested.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 10, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This looks promising.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 10, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Our rotation is set though

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 10, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

NO!!!!!!!

this is going to suck

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Next strike, 4-0

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 10, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

can you wash mine too

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

May I dry?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 10, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rod Tidwell?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That Blue Bunny ice cream ad is making me hungry

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 10, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Do it, John.

Walk in a run. Then go see if you can borrow Gavin’s balls.

by expatnyc on Jul 10, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus Johnny.

Fiance - "All you care about is your computer and baseball."

by Jackkoho on Jul 10, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fudge

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF? Looked good to me!

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 10, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Me too

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 10, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Safe to say Hawk would bitched if it was.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 10, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is rested.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 10, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

When pitchers do their warmups, do they know whether or not they're good or bad that day?

Cause that seems like useful information.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 10, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

can i haz new pitcher, now

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ugh

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

this is what I get for not watching THursdays game.

Fiance - "All you care about is your computer and baseball."

by Jackkoho on Jul 10, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WHATTHEFUCKISGOINGON!

(dies)

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT

by e-gus on Jul 10, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

impressive

hes showing up richard

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on Jul 10, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i feel sick

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

we're screwed

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 10, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Since yesterday?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 10, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fastest. game. ever.

Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.

by defensive indifference on Jul 10, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh for a credepopsitup

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 10, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah...

our hitters are going to have a lot of chances to hit meaningless homers!

Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.

by defensive indifference on Jul 10, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is about balls

Fiance - "All you care about is your computer and baseball."

by Jackkoho on Jul 10, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

At least Cudyer is still an idiot.

Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.

by defensive indifference on Jul 10, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank you, Lord Spellmaster!

Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.

by defensive indifference on Jul 10, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's me.

;)

I was just sayin’.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't stand for superfluous letters.

Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.

by defensive indifference on Jul 10, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

pick off...

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on Jul 10, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Pretty damn rare though.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 10, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is not a factual statement.

All sucking is good – to the suckee.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Phew...

how’d he get outta that jam?

Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.

by defensive indifference on Jul 10, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Could've been worse! Hee

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 10, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, it's now Ozzie's fault.

Fer Chrissakes.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 10, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ya think so

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

Blackburn singing in the dead of night . . . .

by Option27 on Jul 10, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

im gonna need a cigarette break after that garbage

how do you manage to walk your first four batters faced? fuck

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on Jul 10, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Throw 16 balls wide of the strike zone, and there you have it.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why's Thome batting leadoff tonight?

Oh right, we already batted in the top of the first two hours ago

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 10, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

thats how i felt

Fiance - "All you care about is your computer and baseball."

by Jackkoho on Jul 10, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we have run

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Already more hits than the Twinks!

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 10, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good job taking out Punto AJ

Fiance - "All you care about is your computer and baseball."

by Jackkoho on Jul 10, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

great takeout

"Lemonade was a popular drink back in the day and it still is.."

Gangstarr

by Big Daddy Kool on Jul 10, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sliders?

Or Chinese food?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mmmmmmmmmmmm... takeout...

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 10, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

PS Your avatar is one of the greatest sports photos ever recorded.

Nice.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so um...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

hey, whats up?

by Trooper on Jul 10, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

our pitching sucks

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trooper's pregnant,

we think we are getting him candlesticks as a gift.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

how bout a hooker?

that cherry still needs poppin

by Trooper on Jul 10, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The ass cherry?

Whatever. colin’s the expert…

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It'll even be better in 13-14 years.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

iswydt

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 11, 2009 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh My Lord.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 10, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

why have you forsaken me?

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 10, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this will be interesting.

Fiance - "All you care about is your computer and baseball."

by Jackkoho on Jul 10, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Was that a swing??

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 10, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hell no.

Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.

by defensive indifference on Jul 10, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 10, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

worst case scenario

we lose three and decimate the entire pitching staff. Really guys, settle down.

by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 10, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

My panic is white

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

big question: What player do you hate MORE than nick punto??

Fiance - "All you care about is your computer and baseball."

by Jackkoho on Jul 10, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Morneau.

Cause he doesn’t suck.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 10, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Santo

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 10, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Soriano, Fukadome, Bradley, Ramirez, Theriot, etc.

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 10, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the whole team huh

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no no no

the whole thing

by Trooper on Jul 10, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

okay, cheater

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol good answer

Fiance - "All you care about is your computer and baseball."

by Jackkoho on Jul 10, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't really hate the Cubs these days

I mean even their own fans seem to loathe them, so what’s the point?

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 10, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The list is long.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rec'd.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 10, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

DeJesus.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I, too, hate the Jesus.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 10, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jew dew?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But I do not fuck with the Jesus.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 10, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

linebrink?

"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote

by SkanchoDanza on Jul 10, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

K-Rod

not as much since he’s switched over and he’s out of sight/mind, though.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 10, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's settling down

Hope rising again in spite of attempts to keep it crushed

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 10, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Strikeout here makes me feel a whole lot better about this

Oh, right. I see. I get it. You were lampooning me. It was a simple lampoon.

by brianhello? on Jul 10, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

jinx

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn it!

Oh, right. I see. I get it. You were lampooning me. It was a simple lampoon.

by brianhello? on Jul 10, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mauer's in the home run derby?

That’ll be fascinating. He might set the record for opposite-field shots.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 10, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what a surprise... Punto dives head first to get to something.

Fiance - "All you care about is your computer and baseball."

by Jackkoho on Jul 10, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow -- the taintless Roy Smalley!

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 10, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sr. or Jr.?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I always assumed it was the latter

But it was never specified.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 10, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

My brother-in-law is also sans taint.

He doesn’t discuss it much.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He has such role models as Smalley...

…Pervis Ellison and the Jesse White Tumblers.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 10, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

just?

where do you normally keep your hand during games?

by Trooper on Jul 10, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

LMAO.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me. Too.

Just [expletive] Fuck It.

by homesickalien on Jul 10, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

balls! CHE

Fiance - "All you care about is your computer and baseball."

by Jackkoho on Jul 10, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

dye

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I CAN'T STAND IT

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 10, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Another run!

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 10, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Glad you have washed out your mouth, H2.

You shouldn’t work blue.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

shit, now what

4-2!

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 10, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cankles?

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 10, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

An oldie but a goodie, Jim.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap, Becks. Don't hurt yourself.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 10, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

REOWWWW HISSSS!

them’s catfightin words right there.

by Trooper on Jul 10, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

catfight!

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hate is a strong word

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

????

Where would you get that? I don’t think any hate exists….

Just [expletive] Fuck It.

by homesickalien on Jul 10, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like HH actually.

Just [expletive] Fuck It.

by homesickalien on Jul 10, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't hate anybody here

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 10, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so c'mon, work with us!

we all know you girls dig the the chauvinist internet nerd personas, so what we give ya!

by Trooper on Jul 10, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Except Punto.

Gotta hate Punto.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grindy Bacon!

Oh, right. I see. I get it. You were lampooning me. It was a simple lampoon.

by brianhello? on Jul 10, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

its not going to work

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

AJ is getting pissed

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 10, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i don't blame him one bit

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he means business

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"I DIDN'T RAISE YOU TO BE NO OLIVER PEREZ!"

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 10, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lmao

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No lie -

OP looked gawdawful his last start.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he was yelling at him in first inning

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 10, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow indeed.

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 10, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That was a sweet change.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 10, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Beckham and Pierzynski are having problems with that.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 10, 2009 8:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

77 pitches through 3...pretty damn efficient

Not that it matters, what with rested pen and all…anyway back to deciding if sorghum beer is actually good or just kind of weird.

by hitlesswonder on Jul 10, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Atta boy AJ!

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 10, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

God.

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 10, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Savior!

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 10, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i want more runs

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and then wise ruins it

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just as God took six days to create the world,

Gordo may take nine innings to beat the Twins.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 10, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even an immobile Q would improve this lineup

If only that tendonless bastard could walk

by hitlesswonder on Jul 10, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

small ball tonight

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 10, 2009 8:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I like this

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 10, 2009 8:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He likes being on the road.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Danks looked bad in the beginning of the last inning

He got lucky on the non-walk to Kubel

Oh, right. I see. I get it. You were lampooning me. It was a simple lampoon.

by brianhello? on Jul 10, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

VERY lucky

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 10, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No one gets out alive.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But he looked OK in that half inning

Oh, right. I see. I get it. You were lampooning me. It was a simple lampoon.

by brianhello? on Jul 10, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Some of us were.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chip, chip, chip.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Delmon is great.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 10, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

PUUUUUUUUNNNNNNTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Out.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jul 10, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Gotta score another run

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 10, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, they've got a pattern going

Scoring a run per inning…well, except for the first inning.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 10, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

d'oh

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 10, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wha???

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 10, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

are you fucking serious?!

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

100%

She recruited an all star line up for her band.

Sean Lennon, Cornelius and Cibo Matto

by Option27 on Jul 10, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

her son, of course

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, your internets work again!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm back at home

well not in the Heartland of West Yorkshire – but Velp in Holland, it’s what counts for home these days

by hoodlight on Jul 10, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what do you do for a living?

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Corn Farmer.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jul 10, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thinking about going out to get myself a six of any IPA that I can find.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jul 10, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm secretly booking southpaw for the next SSS meetup.

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 10, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Danks looks kinda like a white supremicist

Oh, right. I see. I get it. You were lampooning me. It was a simple lampoon.

by brianhello? on Jul 10, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's rec'd.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well played!

Oh, right. I see. I get it. You were lampooning me. It was a simple lampoon.

by brianhello? on Jul 10, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

southpaw, eww

nobody wants that ugly thing in their face

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

you saying that i'm ugly

and you look like willy wonka

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

um. gene wilder or johnny dep?

and I was saying that if you don’t want southpaw there it could be because you would be.

by Trooper on Jul 10, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

gene wilder

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

weirdo

i wonder about people older than me

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you'll grow out of that.

or at least, there’ll be less people to wonder about.

by Trooper on Jul 10, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i hope so

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seems like Danks has been throwing the curve more.

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by Sox Machine on Jul 10, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

more runs please

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 10, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i want moar runz

NOW!!!!

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You can always tell when AJ's coming to bat

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 10, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Awooooooooga!

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by Sox Machine on Jul 10, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i love my catcher

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

huh

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

AJ is locked in tonight

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by picktoclick on Jul 10, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Tie Game

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Tied!

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 10, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that looked like it was off the baggie

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now that

is a sacrifice fly

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 10, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Runs!

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 10, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I love Getz

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by picktoclick on Jul 10, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What?

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jul 10, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck!

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jul 10, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Becks don't do that

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fail

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon DWise

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 10, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He's the white punto.

I’ve always said that.

"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote

by SkanchoDanza on Jul 10, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate Punto

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 10, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i hate PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Into 1st.

Like a chooch.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 10, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Excellent verbage.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

old people and my mom

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 10, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU TO HELL!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've fallen, and my snark can't get up!

(Presses button furiously. No one answers.)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

One day I will take Rafael up on his offer.

This is not that day.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you finally did it.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow, tell us everything you do

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wait

is it
i heart to fart
or
i love to fart

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on Jul 10, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually

it was supposed to be “I love to complain about how the pitching game has changed,” but it wouldn’t fit.

by expatnyc on Jul 10, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was wondering because

i heart to fart would make for a classic shirt, while i love to fart is a shirt some douchebag would wear and make you instantly hate him

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on Jul 10, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmm

custom shirt over shirt and tie shows that you mean business

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on Jul 10, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

in a way

you’re manly enough to have a beard, but its a sophisicated one

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on Jul 10, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

For those who pine for Gio Gonzales,

I am watching him get his dicked knocked in by Tampa. We’re not missing a thang.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Only Crede can pop that up.

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by Sox Machine on Jul 10, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

My roommate is complaining that I put his beer in the fridge

instead of continuing to trip over the case on my kitchen floor.

So I think I’m going to rub each bottle on my balls and watch him enjoy his beer.

Thoughts?

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 10, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Go for it.

I’d offer to open the bottle, then put your needle dick in it. ;)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

What a rotten old man you are!

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 10, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's...what...

Nah.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't rec that! He offered to handle my junk. There's a term for that type of behavior:

Twins fan.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 10, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he was implying that you should do all the handling....

at least it’s not heavy lifting.
:)

Just [expletive] Fuck It.

by homesickalien on Jul 10, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Damn it.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 10, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

flawless victory.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd probably just tell him to stfu

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 10, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Is this condensation on my bottle?"

“Uh, yes.”

“But… why does it smell like taint?”

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 10, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Full circle. Nice.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

DP!

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Credepopsitup

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by Sox Machine on Jul 10, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the pop out

lovely

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Great day

I wasn’t gonna go but I’m so glad I went

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 10, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow, did you have fun

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So much fun

Took lots of pictures too

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 10, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fellatio.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 10, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck knows

bog trotting black Irish bastards, ask them, you lot seem to love all that shit anyway

by hoodlight on Jul 10, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

they like things masssive in Mayo

Massive Summer Sales Splash
and
Massive Blow Jobs

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on Jul 10, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't like this move.

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by Sox Machine on Jul 10, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

But that's nice.

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by Sox Machine on Jul 10, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Way to take a stand.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, if you want SSH

You can invite him back.

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by Sox Machine on Jul 10, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he's busy designing software for North Korea.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 10, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stone made a funny

they had the exact same facial structure… about 2 lbs difference of hair

by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 10, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, Coomie.

“I’ve got a answer.”

by expatnyc on Jul 10, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Piss poor strike zone tonight

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by picktoclick on Jul 10, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What the hell what that.

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by Sox Machine on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Was that

I bit my tongue.

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by Sox Machine on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no not more walks

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I didn't mind him starting the seventh.

I just thought that the Young-Punto part of the lineup shouldn’t dictate pitching moves.

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by Sox Machine on Jul 10, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now don't start this crap again

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 10, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

here comes thorny

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Once a year?

Hawk, AJ makes baserunning mistakes a lot more than once a year.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 10, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

*facepalm*

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by Sox Machine on Jul 10, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nned a picture

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ugh

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 10, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

damn raspberries

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

good enough

but not good enough

by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 10, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

95 now

but then not so good

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sideburns

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 10, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we need more runs plz

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

multiple run dinger, please

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 10, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's my bad, guys, i had a picture cued up

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 10, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

There needs to be a choice "e" on that poll

All of the above!

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 10, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

sticks of fuck

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 10, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that inning crocked

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This ninth inning should be interesting.

Beckham learned how hopeless he was against Wood, I can only hope he doesn’t shat himself against Nathan

by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 10, 2009 9:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yay nathan next

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on Jul 10, 2009 9:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What the hell is with this?

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 10, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

why are we using our closer?

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope Jenks can cope with the lack of adrenaline.

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by Sox Machine on Jul 10, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nope

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does Ozzie go from a pretty good manager in every other park

to a psychotic moron in the dome?

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 10, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he hates the dome

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We all do.

But it doesn’t mean he should turn into a horseshit manager when he’s there.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

give or take when turns into the loony

he knows of nothing else

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You must really like Linebrink

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by Sox Machine on Jul 10, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

did liney pitch yesterday?

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You didn't like the Dotel move either. It would've changed this whole thing.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I thought you were referring to this one.

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by Sox Machine on Jul 10, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This one is also terrible.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 10, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Worked out nicely.

And yes, if you’re going to have Linebrink, use him. Don’t use your closer in a losing game, when he has a history of being bad in non-saves.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 10, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jenks is to blame

Had a guy who swings and misses at everything, and throws him buntable fastballs.

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by Sox Machine on Jul 10, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The post game interview will be a lot like the last

“Earlier in the year, we give up this kinda game”

by Option27 on Jul 10, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Helluva catch.

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by Sox Machine on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I often wonder if Ozzie watches these games

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 10, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nah

he sits there cursing people out

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

NO FASTBALLS DOWN THE MIDDLE

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by Sox Machine on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs