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way to put Colin's thread in its place Cheat.

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT

by e-gus on Jul 14, 2009 6:32 PM CDT reply actions  

psh

we both know which is better.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 14, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

boner jams '09

I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!

by BoeJouma on Jul 14, 2009 6:33 PM CDT reply actions  

I started writing this in-depth piece at about 4 PM

got distracted and finally hit “schedule for publish” at about 5:15, Ima guess Colin posted his somewhere in there… Sucks to be him.

China FTW!

by The Cheat on Jul 14, 2009 6:47 PM CDT reply actions  

One of my favorite moments as a sports fan

was attending the 2003 all star game. I am all sunshine and roses today. big fan of the all star game

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 14, 2009 7:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Enjoy.

Just [expletive] Fuck It.

by homesickalien on Jul 14, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol at lilly being booed

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 14, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

b/c he's a cub?

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 14, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 14, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Buehrle got a big cheer. That was nice.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 14, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

yea he did

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 14, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

good thing the NL is gonna finally win this year

the sox are a better road than home team.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 14, 2009 7:18 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

psh... all stars among us... boooooooooooringgggg

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 14, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions  

I wonder how many of those giant flags there are

Does every ballpark have one? And how are those things made, anyway?

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 14, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions  

made from the blood of fallen heroes

in an F150 plant by country music superstars “big and rich.”

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 14, 2009 7:23 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Q! walked again in Savannah

0-1 with 2 BB.

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT

by e-gus on Jul 14, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Amen.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 14, 2009 7:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Colon gave up 2 runs just now.

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT

by e-gus on Jul 14, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 14, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

feel like?

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 14, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

too bad the other thread is closed.

would have been a perfect place for a play by play bonanza!!
clearly.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions  

no one beats the cheat

except larry

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 14, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

American League

All the way!

I Have Spoken.

by The_Fan on Jul 14, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Thank you, Sheryl Crow

Nice, simple rendition of the anthem.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 14, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions  

I have subtitles on

the last line read, “home of the brave?”

CHINA

by 3E8 on Jul 14, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, the last line is a question...

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 14, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

yakkity yak yak yak

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 14, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions  

don't come back

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 14, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe by 8:00

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 14, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey, it's stan the man!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

boosh!

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 14, 2009 7:42 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

noon tomorrow

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 14, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

SOX RULE

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck yeah sox jacket!

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 14, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions  

go sox!

nice

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 14, 2009 7:39 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

That was sweet.

"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote

by SkanchoDanza on Jul 14, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

very few times do I call the family in front of the TV to watch something.

I was all, “Y-YEAH FUCKIN REP-PREE-SENT! Git yo asses in here and see the President in a Sox jacket!!!!!” …. or somthing like that.

"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote

by SkanchoDanza on Jul 14, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

NICE

barry keeps it real

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 14, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions  

where'd the fucking throw go?

fucking fox.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

if it was on wgn

we would have missed it completely

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 14, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 14, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

way to the left

topical humor!

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 14, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm getting really sick of Fox's pseudo-majestic music

They need to find something new

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 14, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions  

more cheers than boos.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 14, 2009 7:47 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

get mark pitching so I can watch NOVA!

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 14, 2009 7:47 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

PBS over MLB

today at least.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 14, 2009 7:51 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

the Parthenon.

then a new nova science now.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 14, 2009 7:57 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

tivo it

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT

by e-gus on Jul 14, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

This ballgame is Nova?

"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote

by SkanchoDanza on Jul 14, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I get it now.

yes. hell yes.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 14, 2009 7:58 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

third inning, right?

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 14, 2009 7:48 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

one segment about the demise of the dinosaurs.

will they be interviewing carl everett for an opposing viewpoint?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

much

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 14, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

halladay is a grinder.

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 14, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 14, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

So the thing I don't like about only having a pitcher represent us

is the best you can hope for is he doesn’t fuck up.

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 14, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

so far this "freak" isn't that impressive.

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 14, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

it is right to give him thanks and praise

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 14, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

same

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 14, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

whoopsiedoodle.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

NL sucks!

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT

by e-gus on Jul 14, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

thanks albert

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 14, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Christ, who sucks more,

Lincecom or Pujols.

Can we get them?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Mauer = Thome on the bases.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

They should have 5 outs right now… god the NL sucks.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 14, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions  

When they introduced the starting NL lineup I was like

huh? This is the best they can put out there?

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 14, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

embarrassing our league

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 14, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

but he's such a great story.

did you know he was once addicted to drugs?
and his most memorable moment from last year’s all star game was sharing his faith in christ with everyone?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

my recovering drug addict is white

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 14, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same with me.

The addicted to drugs part. Fuck Christ.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did I say that out loud?

Doesn’t matter – Catholic. Think it = doing it.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

and the devil tied him to a chair

and covered him with tats

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 14, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

poreda should

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 14, 2009 8:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

shouldn't he?

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 14, 2009 8:05 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Lincecome sucks.

Cover the bag, hippie. And get a fucking haircut.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions  

hamilton with the punto slide!!!

embarrassing.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions  

is hamilton even good this year?

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 14, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

I think he's played in 3 games

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 14, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats what i thought

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 14, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

He kicked his 72 year old Christian mentor to the curb.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

where's your god now, Josh!

/golden calf’d

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 14, 2009 8:00 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Something, something, Hamilton, something

head-first?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

PUNTO

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 14, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

uribe's backup wasn't voted in?

gay.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 14, 2009 8:01 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

I used to love the allstar game as a kid

This game has lost all its pizzazz

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 14, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

I blame Joe Buck.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd rather watch Sox/Royals

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 14, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

but when you were a kid

there was no place to share lots of snarky comments with like minded people!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

The kitchen table?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

you had a tv in the kitchen?

they had tv when you were a kid?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

POS.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

and also, when i said "like minded people"

i didn’t think you had any. ; )

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

practiced piano on it too

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 14, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Posting photos of your living room contents is nice.

Real estate is a mutha these days. I understand. But please – the hotplate is not necessary.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

hotplate? whoosh

You’re losing me – does that have something to do with the onion on the belt?

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 14, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who said anything about TV?

You talked about snarky comments being shared by like-minded people. That was our kitchen table.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

see comment above.

; )

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

who watches TV around the kitchen table?

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 14, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's all gather round the crystal set kids!

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 14, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

everyone is hoping for too much from pujols IMO

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 14, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Now that's how allstars should play

Pay attention NL

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 14, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

NL sucks.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 14, 2009 8:08 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Becks would've had that.

BWAHAHAHA!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Someday maybe

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 14, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Someway...somehow...SOMEWHERE!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh snap, any chance we'll see Buehrle bat in this?

I mean, what’s his OPS, like 5 million?

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 14, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions  

THE FUCKING BOSS IS WEARING OUR COLORS!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Excellent.

Rec’d.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice

El Presidente reminding everyone about the glorious WS championship

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 14, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

And his part in it.

Taking credit. DB.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

As Jon Stewart was saying the other day as Barack was extolling his fluency in some shit:

“FIX THE FUCKING ECONOMY!”

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Apparently he just needs to throw the first pitch at the NYSE

and then we’ll be golden.

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 14, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

how soon we forget

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 14, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're just confused

by a president who speaks in coherent sentences

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 14, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

He looks way too comfortable, having the time of his life.

My brother-in-law just lost his job 2 weeks ago. Quit the world tour, already, and get down to biz.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

LMAO.

Exactly. He’s the black Sutcliffe in the booth.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed.

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 14, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was going with jet lag

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 14, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nothing wrong with a drink or two

I’ve been told and/or read in a newspaper

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 15, 2009 12:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

This game sucks.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm enjoying this full-on White Sox tribute

The president, horrifying defense and now Buehrle is set up to get the W!

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 14, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

And the inability to get the 3rd out.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

DFA Halladay

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 14, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

how does obama know buehrle got smoked his last time out? cool.

also, joe buck, fail.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions  

This is true.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

lurking on SSS

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 14, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 14, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Oh man, this SSH dude, what an asshole!"

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 14, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

even better!

rec

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

that doesnt explain how he knows anything about the Sox

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT

by e-gus on Jul 14, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 14, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't forget Brett Favre

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 14, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Favre? LeBron?

C’mon, they are diverse as hell.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

my mistake guys, i missed sports center last night

i have no idea what those two guys have been up to in the last 15 minutes of their life.

by airnjp on Jul 14, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Buck is a horseshit interviewer.

Have you caught his HBO show? Awful.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Of that interview, yes.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh lord

buehrle’s gonna be facing the heart of their order. utley, pujols and braun.
i’m nervous.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

the one that weights 200lbs?

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 14, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, she thinks she's hot shit

I’ll say this, she’s got some bigguns

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jul 14, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Milch cow

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 14, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

that baby getting scared by the padres jack-in-the-box

makes that commercial

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 14, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Burls

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 14, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

They exhumed Tim Roth I see

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 14, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

1 out burls

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 14, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

2

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

3

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 14, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

3

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

3

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jul 14, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

3

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

can of corn!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

hell yes!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Burls knows how to cover the bag

Unlike freakshow

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 14, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

i'm still not sure they would have got hamilton

what with the punto slide and all.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

1...2...3...!

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 14, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

No.

Always leave them wanting more.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

he looks sharp.

i think he could pitch into the 7th.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's hitting that low outside corner

Usually a good sign

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 14, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just like Carl Hubbell almost

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 14, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah - real close.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

so fucking awesome!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 14, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Goddamn I love Mark Buehrle.

I just wish he’d shut his damn mouth about the Cardinals. It’s a little insulting.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Agreed.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why is it insulting?

I just don’t understand? Everyone here would love to play for the White Sox, but if you got drafted by the Twins, Tigers or Cubs I guarantee you would play for them. Just like Zambrano you would say, I loved the White Sox as a kid, and I’d be happy to play for them some day.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 14, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I respect it.

I just hope its of the 1 day variety and the rest of his games are as a White Sox

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 14, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would be quite sad to see him in somebody else's uniform.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't pine for another woman in public when you are married.

Bad form. Wait until the divorce. Classier that way.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's like sanford

He can’t control it. :)

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 14, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh.

It’s a love story.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

Even if I was drafted to the Twins, I’d just shut it until which point it no longer was an issue.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh come on

Man up, he’s said he’d like to pitch one day. Not leave the White Sox for the Cardinals, jesus christ.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 14, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's been saying it for 2 years.

Enough, already.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

So now he should just pretend it's not true?

People are asking him questions. He’s already said it once.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 14, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

Move on.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

you.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's not his fault they ask him about it.

I’m quite sure he’d be glad to not be asked about it. He’s an honest guy. He isn’t going up to reporters saying, hey guess what, I’d really love to play for the Cardinals for one day.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 14, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Plus, given the way free agency works these days

Its a minor miracle we’ve had Burls as long as we have.

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 14, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, he fought to get that fifteenth million if he does get traded.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Didn't want to be signed under market value and sent to some shit-ass team.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good for him.

Look, I love Buerhls. Look it up – he’s been our ace for years. Just shut up about the Cards until you’re there.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

What the hell is your deal.

He doesn’t talk about the Cards, people ask him about it, and he answers the question like a man and tells the truth. Good for him.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 14, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I believe he is asking you to get off his lawn

If I understand correctly.

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 14, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

He doesn't opine about them out of nowhere

The reporters ask him questions, he answers them. You have the security level of a Cavs fan.

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 14, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

yes

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 14, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I went to cleveland a few weeks ago

My friends and I kept repeating lines form that video over and over again.

I think it must be true, they do lead the nation in drifters.

by shaftr on Jul 14, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was sitting next to a guy while we were watching our respective daughters

in gymnastic class this evening. Tells me he’s going home to visit next week – Cleveland. He’s not heard of the vidoes. I had to enlighten him. He did not laugh.

Showed my wife lasty night, too. She does the marketing for 2 malls near Cleveland. She said “That’s not funny – it’s sad.” No, honey, it’s a riot!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

He isn't Milton Bradley

Calling Jim Hendry and telling Hendry he wants to be a Cub.

by airnjp on Jul 14, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not insecure.

I’m talking about class. Exhibit some.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

really?

this bothers you? he signed below market value to stay with the sox. i mean, i know zito’s contract was insane, but the year before buehrle signed for 60/4, zito got 126/7.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Again, it's good manners is all.

No burning issue here. Love the one you’re with.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

If giving up millions of dollars ain't love

Then I don’t know what is

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 14, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKIN’ ABOUT!!!!!!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Things change.

He’s talking retirement at 32. Might not be lovin’ it so much now.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed with the love part.

don’t care about the other part. he could have signed somewhere else for a lot more you know.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whenever I see Chone on the teevee

I can’t help but think of a Charles Dickens character shouting “MISTER FIGGINS”

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 14, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

where's pods?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

As soon as the term "wife" was used

the hotness quotient fell through the floor.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Always does,

unless preceded by the phrase “somebody else’s…”

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ugly.

Right, honey? (OK, the wife is gone. Fwap, fwap, fwap.)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

So, Joe Buck had a golden chance to look awesome interviewing Obama

He failed miserably. Props to Tim McCarver to also treat Hawaii like a foreign country.

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 14, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

It was one when he was a kid.

Right, WU?

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Low hanging fruit, Show.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gotta take em when I can get em, no?

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tim's a white as they come.

Remember his tete-te-tete with Deion Sanders? Classic.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hard to hone your interviewing skills

when you spend all day at suckingdicks.com

/Artie

by 3E8 on Jul 14, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

ROFL.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

i have to be honest... i actually love grienke.

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 14, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

he is literally on fire.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can we get him to hug Joe Mauer?

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

He literally is Jackkoho's Medusa.

Turns him to stone – below the waist.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did I just hear "Michael Nutter"?

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Philly's mayor

He called all the idiots who trashed stuff after last year’s World Series “jackasses”.

Mayor Nutter had strong words today for Phillies fans planning on attending tomorrow’s parade.

"You can be joyous, you cannot be a jackass," Nutter said today at a press conference to detail parade plans.

Nutter is hoping to avoid a repeat of some of last night’s victory celebrations. While most of the festivities were calm, along Broad Street some fans smashed bottles, overturned cars and set small fires.

article link

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 14, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

You guys know how to party, H2.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Too much alcohol

They should use a bong, it filters out all the addictive shit. …

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 14, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like that commercial

Because it shows a Cub being flattened

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 14, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions  

if trevor hoffman enters this game

i predict he will be smashed.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Getz would've had that.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

THAT BASTARD!

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

They can have him.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jeter wants to play QB for Michigan

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 14, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

should have added clearly,

but i think i made my point.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Obama IS playing for Detroit,

though he’d really like to be the lead man in the Jackson 5.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's only half white.

Not enough.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

He probably should then... maybe the Mariners would stop sucking bawls.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

They are above .500

And their lack of offense reflects poorly on Ichiro, how?

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 14, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

50 HR > 8 HR.

At least, by my math.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I give you the option of two players. EIther the 400 OBP flea with no power numbers,

or the 50 HR, 120 RBI slugger who hits 270 instead of 330. Who do you choose?

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hint

The team with the slugger wins.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

well considering I started this by mocking

the annual pieces claiming that he could be a power hitter if he only wanted to, I’d say that the latter doesn’t exist

by BustedFlush on Jul 14, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I doubt he could hit 50 home runs in a season anymore

It’s more so to confirm the tall tales of him in batting practice.

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 14, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Off-topic Viciedo question....

Anyone know how his “clock” works with arbitration,etc?

I know he signed a 4 -year deal.

But let’s say he debuts April 2011…..his original contract ends after 2012….but after 2012 he would be entering Year 3 of MLB service….so for 2013 he is just under White Sox control for $$$$?

by stanchar on Jul 14, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

I believe this was cleared up by Jim at Sox Machine.

His clock is like that of a draftee. He’s under control for 6 years.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same for Alexei, I believe.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Paulie would NOT have had that.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Red Sox.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

born in providence-ona, moved to arizona

king konerko.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are OLD, Steve.

;)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

My SS is white

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 14, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Pujols sucks.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

I would trade Obama for him

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 14, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man, this Bono dude

just puts his heart and soul into every song doesn’t he?

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 14, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

VG.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yet everyone should forgive African debt.

Maybe Bono could do some charity work for GM?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah yeah yeah yeah

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 14, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 14, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bud Light Lime in cans

Is a good way to make the worst thing in the world, worse.

by airnjp on Jul 14, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey - I got an idea

Let’s take a can of Butt Light and dump a bunch of ersatz lime juice in it

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 14, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or urine.

Wait – that is redundant.

What does Darin Ersatz have to do with this?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bud Light Lime?

No wonder they’re owned by Belgians

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 14, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

........because only they know how to make it better?

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 14, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

St. Louis is proud of such awful things

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 14, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

lawlz

@ first year back in the american league, god i hate fox

by beautox on Jul 14, 2009 9:10 PM CDT reply actions  

OK, fantasy time -

Let’s say we trade Bobby and Poreda develops into a #4. Let’s say we get another #3 or #4-type in a trade. Would you, could you move Buehrls, Smoltz-like, into the closer role?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

So, start Poreda, close with Buehrle?

Ass backwards. Poreda’s the post-Bobby closer, I think.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thornton is the post bobby closer, I hope

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 14, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm kinda hoping we don't have to think about a post-Bobby closer for a while, myself.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

but thornton can throw the high heat

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 14, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

EASY heat!

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Buehrls shuts it down, WS- and AS-style.

Just thinking. Thornton doesn’t do as well in high-leverage, no? He’s my 8, not sure about 9.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

i have no response to that.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why not?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I get that.

I’m just saying – if we turn out to have no reliable closer, would you use Buehrle as a closer, like Smoltz, for a year?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

NO

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 14, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

i like my starter-to-bullpen guys cuban

i’d say count before buehrle

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 14, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks for playing.

You others – you’ve never been in a charrette before? Just thinking out loud. So negative!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

you might want to check

to see if there’s a gas leak in your house.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Look, the brother comes in.

Boom, boom, boom. 3 outs. Shutdown. Makes a brother think things.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

wu and buehrle: first people that come to mind when i hear "brother"

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 14, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or Desmond Hume

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 14, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was about to give you props for some philosopher/

religious leader reference. Then I Google it and find out you are referencing a fucking TV series character.

Weak.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're not heavy.

You’re my brother.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

not hulk hogan?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also, Smoltz went back to starting.

It’s not like buehrle’s a flamethrower whose arm will fall off with too many innings *cough*kerrywood*cough*

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

This thriller has reached the 6th inning

and it’s killed my battery, bummer

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 14, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

correct

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 14, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

this commercial is amazing

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 14, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions  

i'm kind of sad its over

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 14, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

commercial that long

won’t get regular play

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 14, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

it will online

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 14, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Somewhere a nameless marketing exec says

“excellent” and rubs his hands together.

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 14, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Except no additonal crappy food items are sold.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

They'll make an abbreviated version. That's the last time it'll run full length.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have no words for how stupid this commercial is

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 14, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Some moron "rapping" about pocket change and tacos?

Give me a break.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 14, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

H2 keeps it REAL!

Need to rap about blow, Benjamins, bitches to get HER attention.

Philly in the haaause! Represent!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 14, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Break her off a piece of that Kit-Kat bar!

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 14, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

give me a break.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

because I thought the same thing

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

This commercial is OVA!

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

(playing it back, since I was looking at my stupid computer when it was on)

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Enjoyed the bitches.

The rest of it seemed somewhat Lonely Island-esque.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good hook.

Words were moronic.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dude...check this out

Cash strapped
A little short on the greenbacks
Thats what its like
Growin up in the cul de sacs

Mobbin’ to the bell, we’re gettin something to eat
Have my shorties countin’ dimes ‘cause todays my treat
I’m a big dog, my pockets full of change
Throw the dimes in the air, kid, I’m makin’ it rain

It’s all about the Roosevelts, baby
Flash them dimes, 79, 89, 99

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jul 14, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Being a germaphobe

Watching them let dimes flow like water through their hands onto their own faces made me a bit uncomfortable

by 3E8 on Jul 14, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd agree,

but, frankly, H2 scares the shit out of me.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hahaha, I did NOT mean to say bitches. I try to curb my sexist nature in public.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

he meant skankstitutes

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 14, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

STRETCH

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions  

What's A-merry-ica?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Beat me to it, bastard.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sometimes the old guy gets it.

Sometimes he don’t.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

wu loves the terrorists

hates a-merry-ca

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 14, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where is "A Mare Ree Ka"?

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

my pizza is white.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 9:32 PM CDT reply actions  

On which day of the All Star break do you folks usually start Sox withdrawals?

Mine is kicking in now.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Berman's first HR Derby call does it for me.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

He should have choked on a sandwich and keeled over quite a long time ago.

My God I hate that tub of shit.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

voting for buehrle for mvp isn't as fun as voting for q2's cheerleader

stupid captchas

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 14, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

ty!

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jul 14, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love that man.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh boy do i dislike papelbon.

nice catch carl.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Same here. Guy's a total turd.

And an overrated one at that.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 14, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

au bon papelbon

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 14, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

lying too.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, my favorite Balkan terrorist lookalike!

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 14, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

my terrorist is white

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 14, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ball seems to be dying out there.

I thought both were gone.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

they have the ac on

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 14, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

in case no one here is aware

springfield, illinois is a godforsaken hellhole.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions  

half of my house next semester

is from that hellhole

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 14, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

good luck with that.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

that ain't a house

that’s termites holding hands

by BustedFlush on Jul 14, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who's buried in it?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

grant

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jul 14, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Horace Grant.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Horace Grant

he’s the reason I celebrate so hard on July 4.

by shaftr on Jul 14, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Every July 4th

I try to dance just like my idol, Mark Madsen

by airnjp on Jul 14, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Capitol building is a rotting piece of shit

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 14, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Much like the senators.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

In session or out?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

is it too late

to get the national league to put alfonso soriano in left?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Oops.

I will say – he’s made the folks who dissed the trade for him, Garza, et. al. eat shit. He’s been their glue.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

With all the no home runs?

Wait, you’re right.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck yeah grandy

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 14, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Is he on the Sox yet?

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Can we get Granderson?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

pods could have done that.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

upton not used to left field.

at least in st. louis.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

horseshit

an IBB in the all star game?

by BustedFlush on Jul 14, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Wouldn't it kick ass if Granderson hurt himself in this game?

I mean, nothing personal to the guy, but… couldn’t he and Mauer have a sword fight and both lose?

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Sounds like gay porn.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Not that sword"

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 14, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Immediately after posting it, I thought to myself, "I'm a gay."

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

And it's on the Internets,

so it’s forever.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

something something something pods jack off

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 14, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Screw this all-star game

someone help me find a good computer monitor.

by No Pressure on Jul 14, 2009 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtLSEq08lHQ

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 14, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 14, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

late cut?

i thought it was looking for it, got it, just underneath it.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

This IS an All-Star game!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions  

don't care for this chap.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Yuke?

Yeah, looks like a white supremacist.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Which makes it all the more remarkable.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

but he's jewish!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jews can't be supremacists?

Who knew?

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 14, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tough to get your Klan ID card as a Goldstein.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

He has a Greek sounding name, so he gets by.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

his old B-R url was hilarious

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 14, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Zobrist! My man!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions  

That was bad.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

angel hernandez gets to ump this?

really?

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 14, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

i thought the same thing

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT

by e-gus on Jul 14, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

worst ump in the bigs today

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 14, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great job Joe Buck, giving Secret Service their proper credit

Someone get rid of this joke, please for the children’s sake.

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 14, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

"daddy drinks because of the bad man on the tv."

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 14, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Twins former players don't beat themselves

off.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions  

"Prefers the ball out over the plate."

That’s why you’re making the big bucks, Timmy Mac.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

papelbon looks like he's 12

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 14, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

a 12 year old douchenozzle.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

he gone

grab bench.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

H2 collapses into a heap, sobbing.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Heh.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 14, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha!

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

DB.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I had a bit of a problem with the service charges.

but the functionality was fine.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cheaper than what?

I recall the fees being like $10

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think its 10% on both ends

charge the buyer and the seller and rake in the cash

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT

by e-gus on Jul 14, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope

It’s great. You can pick them up will call with the Sox.

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 14, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

good to know

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 14, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

that spiriva looks pretty good.

screw dry mouth, constipation, and trouble passing urine.
although, did anyone see, on the bottom of the screen, it said,“do not swallow the spiriva capsule.”?
what are you supposed to do with it then?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

rectal suppository

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 14, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

ick

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 14, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm just joking

No idea if that’s what it actually is

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 14, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

he was only grossed out because it wasn't for cows

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 14, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pigs. Please.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

you know i'm more into bovine than porcine

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 14, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Snort or smoke.

We “chase the spiriva”.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't care for k-rod either.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, he's a douche

Fits right in with the rest of the Mets team

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 14, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

HOWARD K'D!

BWAHAHAHA! (Points to sky, thumps chest.)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

if by a bit much

you mean over the top ridiculous and embarrassing, then yes.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's like a successful version of Zambrano.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice grab.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

nice catch

springfield native!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

hellhole in the house!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

looks like the bartlett/garza for young/harris trade

not looking too good for the twinkies.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Karma, for the AJ trade.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I got you by 1/2 hour.

Please keep up.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT

by e-gus on Jul 14, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

mvp

i’ll say carl crawford.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Jeter w/ 2 runs.

Crawford is a better choice.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

buehrle

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 14, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

The brother did shut it down.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I WIN!!!!!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go get your prize.

Wait – there isn’t one.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

This game is nova

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 14, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Ball is MOVIN".

Mo looks on it.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck you nl

weak ass shit

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 14, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Lamest 1-run game eva?

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Naw - 163 last year.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was a one-run game?

Always wondered how that one finished… fell asleep around the 4th inning and never really looked it up

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 14, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Game 2 was even worse.

No drama, no suspense.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

True story - I dozed in the 5th of ALDS game 3. Had just gotten home from work, dozed in my chair.

Missed the El Duque inning. Never saw it until I bought the boxed set.

Also fell asleep in the 3rd of Buehrle’s no-no. DVR saved my ass.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did Pods K?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

buehrle mvp

set the tone for the al pitching staff

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on Jul 14, 2009 10:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Heath Bell sucks

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 14, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions  

"Next on FOX... we TALK to one of the dug-up corpses. AFTER THE GAME!"

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions  

so there wasn't a shot of whether the president's first pitch was in the zone?

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 14, 2009 10:25 PM CDT reply actions  

i saw one.

it was low.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

DFA his ass

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 14, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crawford.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Made a routine catch.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

in his jock strap.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 14, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Took a home run away.

MVP for defense. Means it was a light game. Shortest since ‘88 – and it’s still effin’ 11:25.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sometimes I think it's better to not have home field advantage

Because if you win the first two away, then you have a chance to win it at home.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 14, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

i have been bitten by a mosquito on the top of my foot. feeling sleepy.

damn west nile virus…………………..

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

you will be missed

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 14, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Amerryca.

Fantastico!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 15, 2009 6:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

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