A Thread In Which We Are All Stars
by The Cheat on Jul 14, 2009 6:30 PM CDT
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way to put Colin's thread in its place Cheat.
I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
awwwww shit!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 14, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I started writing this in-depth piece at about 4 PM
got distracted and finally hit “schedule for publish” at about 5:15, Ima guess Colin posted his somewhere in there… Sucks to be him.
China FTW!
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One of my favorite moments as a sports fan
was attending the 2003 all star game. I am all sunshine and roses today. big fan of the all star game
Kenwo4life=ratings
gee wiz what an observation
Why however would he be one of the 2 coaches there
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
because Maddon gets to pick them
and had to pay for trasportation. Hillman was willing to take Go Greyhound
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Buehrle got a big cheer. That was nice.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
good thing the NL is gonna finally win this year
the sox are a better road than home team.
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by thecip on Jul 14, 2009 7:18 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
If the NL wins tonight, the Sox are going to the play-offs. Book it!!!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 14, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
psh... all stars among us... boooooooooooringgggg
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
I wonder how many of those giant flags there are
Does every ballpark have one? And how are those things made, anyway?
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
made from the blood of fallen heroes
in an F150 plant by country music superstars “big and rich.”
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by thecip on Jul 14, 2009 7:23 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Q! walked again in Savannah
0-1 with 2 BB.
I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
Amen.
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by thecip on Jul 14, 2009 7:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Colon gave up 2 runs just now.
I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
feel like?
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
too bad the other thread is closed.
would have been a perfect place for a play by play bonanza!!
clearly.
brian anderson would've caught that...
I logged back in to 22 new comments here and 1 there...and I knew who won.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 14, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
no one beats the cheat
except larry
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Thank you, Sheryl Crow
Nice, simple rendition of the anthem.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Well, the last line is a question...
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
don't come back
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Maybe by 8:00
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Let me get my calculator link and I'll figure out what that is for you in Central!!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 14, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
noon tomorrow
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
fuck yeah sox jacket!
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
I was woo-wooting at the TV.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 14, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
go sox!
nice
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by thecip on Jul 14, 2009 7:39 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
That was sweet.
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
by SkanchoDanza on Jul 14, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
FUCKING SICK, BRAHHH!
:P
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 14, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
very few times do I call the family in front of the TV to watch something.
I was all, “Y-YEAH FUCKIN REP-PREE-SENT! Git yo asses in here and see the President in a Sox jacket!!!!!” …. or somthing like that.
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
by SkanchoDanza on Jul 14, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
if it was on wgn
we would have missed it completely
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
way to the left
topical humor!
¡signature!
by billyok on Jul 14, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Now if only he could put us in the national budget
Then we could keep Beckham and get Halladay…
I'm getting really sick of Fox's pseudo-majestic music
They need to find something new
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
viva el birdos not happy about the booing (for the sox jacket i hope)
me neither.
brian anderson would've caught that...
more cheers than boos.
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by thecip on Jul 14, 2009 7:47 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
get mark pitching so I can watch NOVA!
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by thecip on Jul 14, 2009 7:47 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
PBS over MLB
today at least.
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by thecip on Jul 14, 2009 7:51 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
the Parthenon.
then a new nova science now.
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by thecip on Jul 14, 2009 7:57 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
This ballgame is Nova?
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
by SkanchoDanza on Jul 14, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I get it now.
yes. hell yes.
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by thecip on Jul 14, 2009 7:58 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
third inning, right?
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by thecip on Jul 14, 2009 7:48 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
one segment about the demise of the dinosaurs.
will they be interviewing carl everett for an opposing viewpoint?
brian anderson would've caught that...
Lincecum looks creepier than his digital alter-ego in those commercials
Is it still the fourth inning?
So the thing I don't like about only having a pitcher represent us
is the best you can hope for is he doesn’t fuck up.
Is it still the fourth inning?
it is right to give him thanks and praise
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
NL sucks!
I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
Christ, who sucks more,
Lincecom or Pujols.
Can we get them?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
sucks pitching against an all star lineup, doens't it freak
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
They should have 5 outs right now… god the NL sucks.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 14, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions
When they introduced the starting NL lineup I was like
huh? This is the best they can put out there?
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
Trying to make up for his not being worthy of the game.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 14, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
but he's such a great story.
did you know he was once addicted to drugs?
and his most memorable moment from last year’s all star game was sharing his faith in christ with everyone?
brian anderson would've caught that...
Same with me.
The addicted to drugs part. Fuck Christ.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Did I say that out loud?
Doesn’t matter – Catholic. Think it = doing it.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
and the devil tied him to a chair
and covered him with tats
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
poreda should
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by thecip on Jul 14, 2009 8:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
shouldn't he?
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Jul 14, 2009 8:05 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Lincecome sucks.
Cover the bag, hippie. And get a fucking haircut.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
He kicked his 72 year old Christian mentor to the curb.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
where's your god now, Josh!
/golden calf’d
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by thecip on Jul 14, 2009 8:00 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Something, something, Hamilton, something
head-first?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
uribe's backup wasn't voted in?
gay.
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by thecip on Jul 14, 2009 8:01 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I used to love the allstar game as a kid
This game has lost all its pizzazz
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
but when you were a kid
there was no place to share lots of snarky comments with like minded people!
brian anderson would've caught that...
you had a tv in the kitchen?
they had tv when you were a kid?
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 14, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
and also, when i said "like minded people"
i didn’t think you had any. ; )
brian anderson would've caught that...
Posting photos of your living room contents is nice.
Real estate is a mutha these days. I understand. But please – the hotplate is not necessary.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
hotplate? whoosh
You’re losing me – does that have something to do with the onion on the belt?
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
Who said anything about TV?
You talked about snarky comments being shared by like-minded people. That was our kitchen table.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
everyone is hoping for too much from pujols IMO
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
Halladay will look good in a Shawn Johnson hat.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Now that's how allstars should play
Pay attention NL
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
NL sucks.
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Jul 14, 2009 8:08 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Oh snap, any chance we'll see Buehrle bat in this?
I mean, what’s his OPS, like 5 million?
Is it still the fourth inning?
a pitcher home run derby would be neat.
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by thecip on Jul 14, 2009 8:12 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
worst fucking Home run call EVER. God that shit was HORRIBLE
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
I can't believe Yaz didn't get voted in as a starter, travesty
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
THE FUCKING BOSS IS WEARING OUR COLORS!
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
The Rangers would like to point out that that doesn't mean much.
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Jul 14, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nice
El Presidente reminding everyone about the glorious WS championship
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
And his part in it.
Taking credit. DB.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
As Jon Stewart was saying the other day as Barack was extolling his fluency in some shit:
“FIX THE FUCKING ECONOMY!”
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Apparently he just needs to throw the first pitch at the NYSE
and then we’ll be golden.
Is it still the fourth inning?
You're just confused
by a president who speaks in coherent sentences
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
He looks way too comfortable, having the time of his life.
My brother-in-law just lost his job 2 weeks ago. Quit the world tour, already, and get down to biz.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Anyone else think...
…Obama has had a few beers?
by South Side Expat on Jul 14, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions
LMAO.
Exactly. He’s the black Sutcliffe in the booth.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
I coulda sworn he was high.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 14, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Seriously.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 14, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
he was happy...he loves baseball ppl... jesus
Formerly Crede's Crew
i was going with jet lag
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 14, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
His brain was slowly melting in the presence of Buck and McCarver
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 14, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
i love the discussion of the american league being a better league.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
sucks that that bitch ass bloop hit started all this
Formerly Crede's Crew
I'm enjoying this full-on White Sox tribute
The president, horrifying defense and now Buehrle is set up to get the W!
¡signature!
And the inability to get the 3rd out.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Need to bring in AJ as a pinch runner to make it complete
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
DFA Halladay
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jul 14, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
how does obama know buehrle got smoked his last time out? cool.
also, joe buck, fail.
brian anderson would've caught that...
He actually is a fan and not just some suit
Formerly Crede's Crew
I like the thought of obama wasting 3-4 hours a night watching the sox
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
"Oh man, this SSH dude, what an asshole!"
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
by ChicagoPete on Jul 14, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think I read somewhere that on the campaign trail he had one of his aides kept him up to date on what the Sox were doing
So I imagine that’s continued.
Is it still the fourth inning?
I think he said sometime recently that the only TV he watches is sportscenter once a night.
by South Side Expat on Jul 14, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
that doesnt explain how he knows anything about the Sox
I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
Favre? LeBron?
C’mon, they are diverse as hell.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
my mistake guys, i missed sports center last night
i have no idea what those two guys have been up to in the last 15 minutes of their life.
Buck is a horseshit interviewer.
Have you caught his HBO show? Awful.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
oh lord
buehrle’s gonna be facing the heart of their order. utley, pujols and braun.
i’m nervous.
brian anderson would've caught that...
His voice cuts out during interviews, too.
Not media savvy.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
what do you expect up in small market Toronto
Formerly Crede's Crew
Preparing for the white sox to not acquire him via trade
Just like that Peavy jerk.
Is it still the fourth inning?
Anyone catch this blonde behind the plate in the 2nd/3rd row...black top
Oh my…
Formerly Crede's Crew
Yeah, she thinks she's hot shit
I’ll say this, she’s got some bigguns
Formerly Crede's Crew
that baby getting scared by the padres jack-in-the-box
makes that commercial
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
i'm still not sure they would have got hamilton
what with the punto slide and all.
brian anderson would've caught that...
u just go from 6 to midnight?
Formerly Crede's Crew
Get this man a 2nd inning
Formerly Crede's Crew
I'd just like him to take out Wright so I have something to say to Met fan friends
Formerly Crede's Crew
I think you have a treasure trove of things to say to Met fans.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Nice
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Goddamn I love Mark Buehrle.
I just wish he’d shut his damn mouth about the Cardinals. It’s a little insulting.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Hell yeah. Just sayin.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Why is it insulting?
I just don’t understand? Everyone here would love to play for the White Sox, but if you got drafted by the Twins, Tigers or Cubs I guarantee you would play for them. Just like Zambrano you would say, I loved the White Sox as a kid, and I’d be happy to play for them some day.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 14, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
I respect it.
I just hope its of the 1 day variety and the rest of his games are as a White Sox
Is it still the fourth inning?
I would be quite sad to see him in somebody else's uniform.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Don't pine for another woman in public when you are married.
Bad form. Wait until the divorce. Classier that way.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Oh come on
Man up, he’s said he’d like to pitch one day. Not leave the White Sox for the Cardinals, jesus christ.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 14, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
He's been saying it for 2 years.
Enough, already.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT