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The First Game of the Rest of Our Lives

Baltimore Orioles at Chicago White Sox, Jul 17, 2009 7:11 PM CDT



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Baltimore Orioles
@ Chicago White Sox

Friday, Jul 17, 2009, 7:10 PM CDT
U.S. Cellular Field

Jason Berken vs Mark Buehrle

Partly cloudy. Game time temperature around 70.

 

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Alright boys

I expect to gain a game or two from this series on Detroit.

"I'm just here to provide street cred and a rosy outlook"- translation - unemployed life coach

by Tdogg on Jul 17, 2009 7:02 PM CDT reply actions  

moar dead orioles plz

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 17, 2009 7:03 PM CDT reply actions  

I approve of the pun aspect of this...

but senseless Oreo-related violence needs to stop

by CatBrains on Jul 17, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

on the second "its"...

I’m done now.

Just [expletive] Fuck It.

by homesickalien on Jul 17, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jul 17, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

vg

"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH

by Illini0509 on Jul 17, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jul 17, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jul 17, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Cheat's getting a lobotomy and you effin kids

Can’t even post a timely game thread?!? Jeez.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 17, 2009 7:08 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

its up aint it

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 17, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

And hard as a stone poney.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jul 17, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like a menstrual cycle: better late tha never.

I guess.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 17, 2009 7:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think the "associates" drove him there.

Shoulda stuck with the Indians.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 17, 2009 7:22 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Interesting.

There has been a coinciding lack of larry.

Just [expletive] Fuck It.

by homesickalien on Jul 17, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

you must have missed the other threads.

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 17, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Many thanks for that!

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 17, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

He only rips when it's deserved. If the shoe fits...

I can’t believe I said that…

But it’s true.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 17, 2009 7:28 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

"if it aint broke, dont break it"

by babyeater26 on Jul 17, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions  

FINALLY SOME GODDAMN BASEBALL THAT MATTERS

Jesus, felt like two months went by

Have a good show everybody, I will be viewing this match from the corner of my eye while partaking in a friendly celebration of the turning of a friend’s age

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 17, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuckin Pods!

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 17, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Pods saunters back to 1b.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jul 17, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Ditto

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 17, 2009 7:29 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

MeTV looks like the shittiest channel...

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 17, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Apparently you missed the Cos

because he was there and fantastically sweater-ed up

by CatBrains on Jul 17, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Walter Kronkite dead

"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH

by Illini0509 on Jul 17, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions  

whoops

its with a ‘c’

"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH

by Illini0509 on Jul 17, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Krankheit.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 17, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sad, but that's the way it is.

You could look it up.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 17, 2009 7:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hell Yes!!

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 17, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Vicedo, Danks, BA for Halladay
Are the Jays dumb enough to do that?

by Duck99 on Jul 17, 2009 7:52 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

which danks?

jordan or john

"if it aint broke, dont break it"

by babyeater26 on Jul 17, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh jordan.. makes sense now.

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 17, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah thats worth a shot

not like our prospects usually pan out to anything anyway

"if it aint broke, dont break it"

by babyeater26 on Jul 17, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

i really doubt it

the two draft picks they’d get back when halladay leaves as an FA are probably just as valuable if not more

"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH

by Illini0509 on Jul 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

How does

Brian Anderson not hit against righties when he’s better against righties? For God’s sake Wise is hitting .198!

by Dils on Jul 17, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah but I don't know what sadder

Wise hitting 198 with a smaller sample size or Anderson hitting 40 points higher with a larger one.

by Dils on Jul 17, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cuban Jesus knocked in American Jesus

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 17, 2009 7:58 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

beep beep

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 17, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions  

pods makes me happy

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 17, 2009 8:00 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

woooo

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 17, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

and Dye makes third?

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 17, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

No range to right whatsoever

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 17, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Cmon Danks, get your head outta your ass

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 17, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions  

indeed

Wave that flag.... Wave it wide and high.. Summertime... Done come and gone, My oh my

by 815Sox on Jul 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Too frequently lately.

Needs to nut up like he did v. Scrubs. Focus.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 17, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

DJ and Farmer

talking about Lake Geneva and slip and slides

Wave that flag.... Wave it wide and high.. Summertime... Done come and gone, My oh my

by 815Sox on Jul 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

or actually

maybe a slide that people attach to there piers

Wave that flag.... Wave it wide and high.. Summertime... Done come and gone, My oh my

by 815Sox on Jul 17, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whew!

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 17, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Gotta love the bottom of the order......

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 17, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions  

some of it

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 17, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

ugh wise

"if it aint broke, dont break it"

by babyeater26 on Jul 17, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

I'd rather have Zambrano batting

at the bottom of our lineup instead of Wise and i’m serious.

by Dils on Jul 17, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

or Quentin

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 17, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

or buehrle

gotta love that pop

"if it aint broke, dont break it"

by babyeater26 on Jul 17, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions  

that made no sense hawk.

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 17, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

haha.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 17, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't ask, Dotel.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 17, 2009 8:39 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

beep beep

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 17, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

haha.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 17, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 17, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Danks is cruising

That contract he turned down is growing by the day…downward

by Duck99 on Jul 17, 2009 8:44 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

that's our 2 hitter

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 17, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Thome is soooooooo due

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 17, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

IT GONE@!!!

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 17, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

we are winning!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 17, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

hawk!

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 17, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Put Ginger hair on Alber and he looks like Colin.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 17, 2009 8:57 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Albers

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 17, 2009 8:57 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Where's larry when you need him?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 17, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

125 posts the first night back.

No fucking excuses. We have mobile posting. What’s going on at Cominskey Field, folks? How about some live feeds?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 17, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

I have no feed.

Rays/Royals fiasco here. Horrible baseball.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 17, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

6 runs won't win that game.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 17, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Double digits might.

Rather see the massive hooters. (Was she cute?)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 17, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

All I saw was the massive heavers. Never got to the face.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 17, 2009 9:02 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Relive these hooters @www.chisox. com

Click on ,the video of Thome’s 3-run homer,and 24 seconds in,BAM!

sigless

by oahu420 on Jul 18, 2009 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

i don't got no feed neither!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 17, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

only noticed one thing about her

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 17, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

2?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 17, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 17, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

8-7 rays.

see?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 17, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry. You and your minority ilk have driven away

The vast majority of Americans. Enjoy your increasingly marginalized rump regional (Southern) status.

Hahahahahahaha.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 17, 2009 9:01 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'm cool with Boll Weevil status.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 17, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

We need to escape Leadshrink's inning

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 17, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Shut your effin keyboard.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 17, 2009 9:11 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Nothing but heat for Liney?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 17, 2009 9:10 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck linebrink

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 17, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

SELL!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 17, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

There we go, nice job Leadshrink

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 17, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

liney=butt

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 17, 2009 9:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

but i like butt.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Jul 17, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

and you cannot lie.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 17, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Best we could have hoped for

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 17, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

16 strikes, 4 balls.

Almost all fastballs. I bet you could hang your wash on them.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 17, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Linebrink sucks.

I don’t care his overall stats. He was not worth the $20mil or whatever we paid him. He has great overall stats yes, but his ERA in games within 3 runs is horrible. Don’t know what it is, maybe mental. Regardless, I hope Pena can help out.

by DCBULLSFAN on Jul 17, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Pena can't help out.

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 17, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pena better help out considering we gave up Brandon Allen. Even if he is a .250 career hitter, he’ll knock in 100 RBIs in a few years time. If he works on his patience, he could approach a solid .375 OBP.

by DCBULLSFAN on Jul 17, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Scott Linebrink is a bag of shit

End mobile transmission STOP

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 17, 2009 9:17 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Scott Linebrink is a bag of shit

End mobile transmission STOP

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 17, 2009 9:17 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Fuck Wise too

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 17, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions  

You know what? You want to say fuck Wise and I want to agree, but I was at the Cubs Sox series last year at Wrigley and he was KEY. I think he had a few RBI doubles and a couple key defensive plays. That counts for something.

by DCBULLSFAN on Jul 17, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

What have you done for me lately......

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 17, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

does it?

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Jul 17, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

pods lives on base.

obp=national debt

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 17, 2009 9:21 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

"Top of the line closer".

You keep using those words … I do not think they mean what you think they mean.

by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 17, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Grand Salami

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 17, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions  

yes! hell yes!

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 17, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

mercy.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 17, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

now thats just ridiculous!

Oh, right. I see. I get it. You were lampooning me. It was a simple lampoon.

by brianhello? on Jul 17, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

thome

he just keep rollin’ along!

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 17, 2009 9:27 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

yeah!

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Jul 18, 2009 12:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Jesus

He’s gonna need another plaque.

by 67WMAQ on Jul 17, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions  

holy shit

like on the fan deck.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 17, 2009 9:30 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Home runs suck!

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Just [expletive] Fuck It.

by homesickalien on Jul 17, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions  

4 runs on 1 hit.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 17, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Pods - the catalyast.

Not good at baseball these days.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 17, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Old guys suck.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 17, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Saw it on Gameday.

And was watching MM’s Cleveland videos. BWAHAHAHA!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 17, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

the bench is where that boy belongs

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 17, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Look

He’s our best outfielder. The Sox aren’t winning much not being strong up the middle defensively. With Ramirez and Beckum out of position it’s already bad enough.

by Dils on Jul 17, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

No I'm saying that at certain times of the game

you make sure your best defensive team is on the field. With a big lead like tonight you do that.

by Dils on Jul 17, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

So where does that leave your boy Wise?

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 17, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Playing really shallow, thanks for asking!

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 17, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

He has BJ Upton range.

Oh, wait.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 17, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

He did get back to the wall in time.

Just the wrong part of the wall.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 17, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm starting to remember Ron LeFlore.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 17, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I bet he also reminds you of Adam Jones

With Mike Cameron and Otis Nixon thrown in.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 17, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

ken griffey jr.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Jul 17, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, they can actually play CF.

I remember a Canseco ball-off-the-head LeFlore moment. He was fun out there.

But we sucked then, so no risk was involved. Wise will be costly.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 17, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

When do we see Poreda?

After Dotel gives 2 back?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 17, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 17, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

He ain't Koufax.

He’d better get in there.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 17, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

So...

How would you guys rate the damage?

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 17, 2009 9:36 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

astringent, austere, biting, caustic, close, cold, cruel, cutting, disapproving, dour, earnest, firm, flinty, forbidding, grave, grim, hard, hard-nosed, harsh, inconsiderate, inexorable, inflexible, iron-handed, obdurate, oppressive, peremptory, pitiless, relentless, resolute, resolved, rigid, satirical, scathing, serious, sober, stern, stiff*, strait-laced, strict, tight-lipped, unalterable, unbending, unchanging, unfeeling, unrelenting, unsmiling, unsparing.

by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 17, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Perfect

just enough to keep us fresh until number 600

by 3E8 on Jul 17, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

or

 acute, arduous, ascetic, austere, bitter, bleak, consequential, critical, dangerous, dear, demanding, despotic, distressing, domineering, drastic, effortful, exacting, extreme, fierce, forbidding, grave, grim, grinding, hard, heavy, hefty, implacable, inclement, intemperate, intense, mordant, oppressive, overbearing, pitiless, punishing, rigorous, rugged, serious, sharp, sore, strenuous, stringent, taxing, toilsome, tough, tyrannical, unpleasant, unrelenting, violent, weighty, wicked

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 17, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would define this as

bloated, distended, enlarged, grandiloquent, grandiose, inflated, ornate, pompous, pretentious, puffy, swollen, tumescent, tumid

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 17, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would describe your criticism as

abstruse, academic, arid, didactic, doctrinaire, donnish, dry, dull, egotistic, erudite, formal, fussy, hairsplitting, learned, nit-picking, ostentatious, overnice, particular, pedagogic, pompous, priggish, punctilious, scholastic, schoolish, sententious, stilted

That’s a lot of 10 dollar words on a blog about a team that has a mullet night.

by 67WMAQ on Jul 17, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

i favor

consequential.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 17, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I actually like "pitiless".

Hitler described his hunger as a “pitiless friend”. You can look it up.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 17, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zrNf6-EP3U

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 17, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

answer key

1. stiff*
2. grinding
3. enlarged
4. punctilious

you all fail.

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT

by e-gus on Jul 18, 2009 2:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

punishing.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 17, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 17, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

catastrophic.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Jul 17, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

non existent

Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity

by OznCoop on Jul 17, 2009 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Lip-smacking.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 17, 2009 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

lol@"greeeeeeeeeeeaaaaat"

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 17, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

dj and farmio

need to stop talking.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 17, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

i apologize to mr. linebrink

he simply wished to make things interesting

end phone report, be well to you all

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 17, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

JOSIE'S ON VACATION NOT IN THE VICINITY

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 17, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

I left at the wrong time.

I havent been watching since the top half of the 5th.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jul 17, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Steve Sax and Scott Fletcher, too.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 17, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

or Pedroia

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 17, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lajoie.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 17, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Knoop.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 17, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hepburn.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 17, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

tracy.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 17, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Took a gay turn there, Red River Rider.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 17, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Capote.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 17, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Richard Jefferson.

Yes, I did.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 17, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK, that's the final win.

Always is. It’s your 2nd avatar.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 17, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bogart.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 17, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

dj and farmio

having difficulty with pronunciation.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 17, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was, but I am sober now.

Must be Sunday.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 17, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

we still love you thornton.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 17, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Why no Poerda?

Really?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 17, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

wtf is with the pitching tonight?

Dotel was the only one who could get anybody out!

Oh, right. I see. I get it. You were lampooning me. It was a simple lampoon.

by brianhello? on Jul 17, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

huff

cheatin’ bastard.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 17, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

hey dj

stop calling him mick-ill-eye-o.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 17, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

dj says

jimmy looked like a dog up by the fire hydrant there.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 17, 2009 10:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Does Pods have a 1.000 OBP tonight?

The layoff hasn’t hurt him. Maybe he should play CF…

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 17, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

pittsburgh-san fran tied at 1 in the 14th.

just noticed garrett jones for pittsburgh, for the year, has 6 HR and 8 RBI.
fascinating.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 17, 2009 10:30 PM CDT reply actions  

and game over.

2nd homer for jones. now he has 7 HR and 9 RBI.
even more fascinating.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 17, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

now in 48 AB's this year he has 7 HR.

maybe the twins shouldn’t have gotten rid of him.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 17, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

oops. forgot...

fucking fascinating.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 17, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

ridiculous.

am i doing it right?

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Jul 17, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep. or you could have said

absurd, antic, bizarre, comic, comical, contemptible, daffy, derisory, droll, fantastic, farcical, foolheaded, foolish, gelastic, goofy, grotesque, harebrained, hilarious, impossible, incredible, jerky, laughable, ludicrous, nonsensical, nutty, outrageous, preposterous, risible, sappy, silly, slaphappy, unbelievable, wacky

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 17, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Roberts is merciful.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 17, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Hello from the mobilespace

Great victory !

DATELINE Sox undefeated since All-Star break

Rest in Peace Walter Cronkite

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 17, 2009 11:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Rest in Peace Walter Kronkeit. fixed.

"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH

by Illini0509 on Jul 17, 2009 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sox win

D-Town posts up a loss

Wave that flag.... Wave it wide and high.. Summertime... Done come and gone, My oh my

by 815Sox on Jul 17, 2009 11:56 PM CDT reply actions  

well that was a fucking great game

lots of homers,fireworks and hot girls at the park today! can’t beat it!

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 18, 2009 1:07 AM CDT reply actions  

I can't believe no screen grabs...

of Chesty McBustington, Esq.

You’re all slacking off here. Can’t a hermano get some love from the TiVo crowd?

"What do you mean?" he answered. "I love the Outfield!"

by madopal on Jul 18, 2009 9:46 AM CDT reply actions  

I went to the game

not sure if you guys saw this, they might have went to commercial break, but after Dotel got out of that jam he was walking back and got into an altercation with Mora… It was pretty entertaining. Eventually Dotel and Mora had to be restrained by their team mates/ coaches.

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
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