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Chicago White Sox at Kansas City Royals, Jul 2, 2009 7:10 PM CDT
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OT - Hey guys, do me a favor, take 30 seconds, click the link and vote for "Sarah O"
http://nyknickscitydancers.com/polls/pollid/1.aspx
I know Chicagoans can stuff a ballot box. In the group photo, she’s in the back, middle, in the black/white striped shirt.
Sorry for leading off the thread w/ this…don’t SSH me, bro!
Go Sox!
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by Q!'s Qrew on Jul 2, 2009 6:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that poll should be pretty easy to rig given that you can vote every 30 seconds.
i think firefox has some add-on that can automate for this kind of stuff.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 2, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they randomize the order of the girls, so no.
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by thatshortkid on Jul 2, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I clicked on the Ugliest girl
and she was leading the poll.
by No Pressure on Jul 2, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's because everyone thinks they have a chance with her
¡signature!
by billyok on Jul 2, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
isn't the 28 in this url her unique id?
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 2, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it would seem so.
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by colintj on Jul 2, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
now there we go
if you’re right, just auto-reload every 60s
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 2, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was under the impression that you were talking about some kind of auto-clicking
which i’ve used for stuffing other ballot boxes
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 2, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i see. it would take five minutes to cobble together some code to guarantee a win, i think.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 2, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so many ways
sit an auto-clicker on the refresh button or F5 key, do the same thing but in applescript, script curl requests
this cat will get skinned somehow
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 2, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The lengths our community will go to get a fellow member blown
by 3E8 on Jul 2, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a 4chan referenced gamethread title was only going to get nerdier from there
#!/bin/sh
while [ 1 ]
do
curl http://nyknickscitydancers.com/polls/results/true/answerid/28/pollid/1.aspx > /dev/null
sleep 60
done
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by thatshortkid on Jul 2, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i heard programmers get crazy boy band-style ass.
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by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2009 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you trying to linebrink us?
I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!
by BoeJouma on Jul 2, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sarah o
has a lot of work to do. she’s sitting at 1.7% with first place having 18%. She’s also in 17th place
by soxshenanigans on Jul 2, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I voted for Becca
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by The Cheat on Jul 2, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
also, Kodos
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by The Cheat on Jul 2, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i'm still trying to figure out who to vote for. all i know is it won't be dee.
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by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
look at her in the group photo. she's all torso.
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by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good call.
Thought you’d appreciate the girl on the far right sucking in her stomach so much her ribs are showing.
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Jul 2, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, that's funny. she's really pulling one over on us.
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by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's not a woman that's a RealDoll
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by The Cheat on Jul 2, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you can spot em from a ways out, eh?
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by colintj on Jul 2, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wonder how many of these girls would blow someone who could influence whether or not they made the squad.
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by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's a game in here somewheres...
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That may be the explanation for how Paula has 10% of the vote.
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Jul 2, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
she looks like she could really suck a dick. i'm not saying. i'm just saying.
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by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for the help dudes...she's up to 12th..not bad
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by Q!'s Qrew on Jul 3, 2009 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wrecked
clever bastard
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by thatshortkid on Jul 2, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the sad part is i wasted like seven minutes of my life
looking for a image of king friday, queen sarah, and price tuesday hanging.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 2, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
beat me to it
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jul 2, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'd say watch out for jose guillen.
did you see him take out little nicky punto with a dirty slide at 2nd last night?
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 2, 2009 6:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it kinda looked like this

I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!
by BoeJouma on Jul 2, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hold HK (five sec)
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by colintj on Jul 2, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This will be delicious

I hope to stop at the Gates by the K either Friday or Saturday. Oh yeah.
Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?
by UribeAuction on Jul 2, 2009 6:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Too bad Gates isn't even that good in KC. You have to try out Arthur Bryant's on Brooklyn Avenue.
By far the best in KC. Over and out.
by Ahillock on Jul 2, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey, clicking on the subject line works again.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 2, 2009 6:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
farmio said
chen has one of the best changeups the white sox will see this year.
i think that statement is erroneous.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 2, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pods was just a LITTLE inside the baseline there
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by The Cheat on Jul 2, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Clearly.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 2, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are those watching on TV getting any booth audio?
Mlb.tv has the sounds from the field — and the CSN graphics — but no Hawk.
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Jul 2, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
There's booth audio on my TV
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jul 2, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm watching the KC feed
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jul 2, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is a stupid question but...
What channel is the game on in Chicago? I tuned into CN+ and it’s some lame Comcast informercial.
by dizzydee on Jul 2, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
38 in the burbs. Or whatever CLTV is there.
"It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right"
by Chiburb on Jul 2, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CLTV is 40 on comcast.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 2, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm not getting it in HD
anyone else having that problem? I turn to 285, which is the comcast info channel, and it’s not there. The menu says it’s there, but it’s not freakin’ there! all i get is the non-HD version.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 2, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Im enjoying me some HD on dish network.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 2, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cheat: Best GT title of the year!
"It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right"
by Chiburb on Jul 2, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait, you know what that's all about?
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by The Cheat on Jul 2, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Colon was the best chance we had...
… at tits or GTFO.
by South Side Expat on Jul 2, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not I.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was the intent
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by The Cheat on Jul 2, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, I got it.
I am learning a lot. Like to never use “LOL” again.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah that's distressing.
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by colintj on Jul 2, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
let's speculate
anime? /s/? /hc/?
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by The Cheat on Jul 2, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weeee Willie!
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by The Cheat on Jul 2, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BAzzled!!
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 2, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay baserunning!
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jul 2, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice play
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jul 2, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
good lord i thought we would have 5 or 6 runs against Brucey bruce already
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 2, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
tonight is reminding me how much of a HD snob i've become.
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by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you not getting it either?
damnit!! i’m proud of my hd snobbishness, and i want it!
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 2, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Royals are cute
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by The Cheat on Jul 2, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
are the royal base runners retarded?
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 2, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the ball was in the air long enough to get back
I think he took the short bus to the park today.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 2, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't see it that way.
But I defer, since I’m a little drunk.
by expatnyc on Jul 2, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
both times it was
both times farmio said getz deked the runner.
not enough replays so it’s hard to tell. i thought BA may have deked bloomquist.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 2, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I definitely saw Getz deke the guy the 1st time
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jul 2, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
its the major leagues for god sakes
are they going to fall for the hidden ball trick too?
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 2, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we should try it
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jul 2, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dj just said the royals are going to put a contract out on getz.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 2, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how does that happen twice in 1 game?
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by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
kc baserunning = feel it!
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jul 2, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
imagine you were rooting for those jokers. i almost feel bad for royals fans.
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by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucking sweet!
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 2, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and i thought we were pretty bad at baserunning..
I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!
by BoeJouma on Jul 2, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we just need to get another runner on base sometime.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 2, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we need to get a hit.
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jul 2, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A run would be better.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know what would accomplish both?
that’s right, a solo home run!
¡signature!
by billyok on Jul 2, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i would also bat callaspo 8th and bloomquist 2nd. that's clearly the right thing to do.
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by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kauffman is a really quiet ballpark
Fans don’t make a lot of noise, not a whole lot of PA stuff…
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jul 2, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Learned helplessness - it's a Skinnerian trait.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this version of hand-clapping
more palatable than what is typical
by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 2, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bruce chen no hitter tonight?
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 2, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully someone can step up and deliver a wood stain performance
¡signature!
by billyok on Jul 2, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Field must be slanted
down the right field line is fair, left field line is foul
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by The Cheat on Jul 2, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"Slanted" used when Chen is pitching.
I cry “foul”.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that call on aj was wrong.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 2, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
4(th inning)chan
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by thatshortkid on Jul 2, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cookie?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if it's too lol, you're too old
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by colintj on Jul 2, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
As mentioned, I am learning a lot.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
anybody else craving a cherry clan?
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by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i don't like that this did not elicit some sort of response.
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by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i have no idea what the fuck a cherry clan is.
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by colintj on Jul 2, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this

brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 2, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh man those were the best!
Can’t do shit like that any more, thanks a lot sensitive people
¡signature!
by billyok on Jul 2, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
racist candy
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by The Cheat on Jul 2, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry to disappoint

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by The Cheat on Jul 2, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh, this racism is killing me inside.
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by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
From laughter.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ding!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jul 2, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 2, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
expatnyc'd
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 2, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A hit and a run!
Something for everyone.
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jul 2, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol sup anon
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by colintj on Jul 2, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
let the boy play!
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by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
cancel the postgame show!
go sox!
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 2, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i don't know why no one else likes nix.
i’ve liked him from the beginning.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 2, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
is that the fucking bad touch?
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by colintj on Jul 2, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
my middle school years coincided with the death of pop music.
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by colintj on Jul 2, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know Hawk isn't the greatest PBP guy in the world...
but holy hell, both of these Royals guys are terrible..
by cah05 on Jul 2, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
with ramirez beckham getz and nix
someone is the odd man out. obviously it isn’t ramirez or beckham. Could Nix or Getz be used as trade bait? I think they both have very strong points…but I kind of like Nix better.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 2, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It isn't like we can afford not to have all of them
Fields included. Unless they can get Freddy Sanchez. Then it’s cool.
by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 2, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's not fall in love yet.
It’s early.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
doesn't take a lot to see who has the tools, though.
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by colintj on Jul 2, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no joke. nix looks a lot more dangerous up there.
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by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Getz can't play short
and can’t hit homers. It’s pretty straightforward.
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by colintj on Jul 2, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was hoping that getz would be 2Bs guy, but he just doesn't hit much hard.
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by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought he'd be a little more like OC with better ABs and worse defense.
and that we wouldn’t lose anything in Alexei’s move to SS.
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by colintj on Jul 2, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how have the metrics looked on his defense so far? my eyes are saying not good. whereas nix has appeared solid.
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by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the eyes are the only thing worth their weight at this point
minorleaguesplits.com has minor league defense numbers though, and it’s obvious Nix is a very good defender, as per his scouting report. and the pop is there. i don’t know how well he can hit against RHP regularly, which is presumably why Getz got the nod.
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by colintj on Jul 2, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
though by the same measure, Getz looks good at 2B too.
having watched the pair so far, Nix looks plus and can probably play a legit short. I would be surprised if Getz is above average.
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by colintj on Jul 2, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i know multiple factors go into defensive ratings, but getz has been botching some easy plays.
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by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you think?
i don’t think he’s been bad about it. he’s had some muffles of late, but he’s shown good hands.
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by colintj on Jul 2, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
honestly, yeah. i've seen multiple tailor-made dps that getz has muffed. i've seen some nice plays, too, but it hasn't appeared to me that his range or his arm have cancelled out the routine plays he hasn't made.
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by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think they are both pretty good defensively
but Nix is by far the better hitter. He hits some absolute rockets.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 2, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 2, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i saw a buddy of mine's cup shatter on a grounder and i never forgot mine again.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
whereas Jimmy saw a fan eating a brat
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by colintj on Jul 2, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no need to start hiking the appalachain trail yet?
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jul 2, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not even talking about this year... though you may be able to do something
but if both are playing good… one deserves a starting spot and you will have to make a decision sooner or later…. good problem to have
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 2, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
guess who's back
back again
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by colintj on Jul 2, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHO DAT?
Is Toonder next?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ninja.
Just passing through. Real life is a bitch.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Jul 2, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lurking?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not really.
My new company’s firewall does not like SSS, and I rarely am on the computer at home.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Jul 2, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hear you - my time might be nigh at work re: acess, too.
Good you are working.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 2, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok what's with the 4chan references tonight?
I don’t come to the gamethreads often <_<
by TheFunkle on Jul 2, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
*/r/ing explanation for 4chan refs
fixed.
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by colintj on Jul 2, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the audio engineer for CSN's mlb.tv feed is riding the short bus
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jul 2, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you don't love sweet child o' mine?
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by colintj on Jul 2, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
in school, they didn't allow him near the rabbits
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by vince_ on Jul 2, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Axl and Slash = George and Lenny?
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by colintj on Jul 2, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if this gets ugly, i'm posting whatever i can find on a rule 34 board.
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by colintj on Jul 2, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of that, in a nod to Becks,
I pulled out my “Best of The Outfield” CD today and listened all the way to work and back.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you feel like throwing it out the window and listening to the Cars instead?
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by colintj on Jul 2, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
First 3 songs, repeatedly.
I’m done now. The kid wanted to hear “Make Me Smile” by Chicago instead. As in “Daddy, when is this song over?”.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you own that cd?
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
only because Gordon Beckham does.
it begins.
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by colintj on Jul 2, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
(Sheepishly answers.) Yeah.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
For about 10 years.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 2, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
howsabouta doubleplay?
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 2, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
there.
that pound of chewin’ tabacky in his mouth must have slowed jacobs down.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 2, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I noticed the last time Pods was out of the lineup
(Tuesday?) and looked at all the box scores the following morning – the only 2 teams in the majors that did not have a .300 hitter starting were the two playing in this game.
Cripple fight.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nix > Getz
Nice throw, Getz.
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by vince_ on Jul 2, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Right. Let's not start sucking their dicks quite yet.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
where are these two at on pitch counts? i can't believe we're through 5 already..
by cah05 on Jul 2, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
62 for buehrle
83 for chen
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 2, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
5th down!
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by The Cheat on Jul 2, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is a screwed-up at-bat
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jul 2, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
farmio and dj
said he fouled 2 off and took strike 3.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 2, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
When you deal with the devil you get extra strikes.
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Jul 2, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hillman thinks he has god on his side.
i think god hates trey hillman.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 2, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks, Satan!
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by colintj on Jul 2, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What the hell was that?
He took two strikes, fouled a couple off, takes strike three, walks sheepishly around the plate and steps back in
and Hillman didn’t even complain when he was whining about the superbunt. WTF?
by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 2, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hillman is a fucking idiot.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 2, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
banned
from talking about the Royals as a guest on a talkshow… or something
by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 2, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cy chen
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we're getting chen'd.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 2, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We hate junkballers.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cosplay?
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by The Cheat on Jul 2, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the goggles truly do nothing
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jul 2, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh come on.
use a subject line for fuck’s sake.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 2, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Man-Faye." Creepy.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jul 2, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am truly receiving an education tonight.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a disturbing story.
Is there a form of life lower than a furry? I don’t know of any.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Jul 2, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A loner who kills furries and then eats them?
¡signature!
by billyok on Jul 2, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah really
what kind of sustenance can you get from furries?
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by colintj on Jul 2, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
plus the yarn gets stuck in your teeth
¡signature!
by billyok on Jul 2, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i would suggest that Man Faye
is in the running.
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by colintj on Jul 2, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hope Buehrle enjoys his run.
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by vince_ on Jul 2, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pinch hit Fields for JD and we have an all white lineup!
"Gordon is a pretty good defender when he wants to be." - Andrew7
by gobulls1124 on Jul 2, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
slow developing double
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by vince_ on Jul 2, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
run like the wind jimmy!
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 2, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what if jimmy was not the runner - triple?
by el paulito on Jul 2, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That was the closest Thome will ever get to a triple
:(
¡signature!
by billyok on Jul 2, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We need to manufacture this run
If we win because of a homer, tis no win at all according to the dirtsheets
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by billyok on Jul 2, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"well thome is gonna be held at third...
(thome begins to round third) … i hope!" – hawk
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 2, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Station-to-station!
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
farmio said he strayed too far from third
and they could have thrown him out. you know. if they were good at baseball.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 2, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
come on. focus.
gotta score at least one this inning.
right?
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 2, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not necessarily
Let’s sit back and watch!
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by billyok on Jul 2, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Old Sox, no.
New and Improved Sox???
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by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I say we score at least one here
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jul 2, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
Because, eventually, our bullpen will make an appearance.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
by RWShow on Jul 2, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you think so?
buehrle has been working pretty quickly and efficiently..
by cah05 on Jul 2, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CGs are pretty rare. And the extra run is always worthwhile.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
by RWShow on Jul 2, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, is the consensus that the bullpen has been doing a bad job?
I admit I’ve been away and haven’t checked with larry lately.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Jul 2, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have more faith in the starters, yes.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
by RWShow on Jul 2, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they've been taking turns struggling in high leverage situations lately.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bobby - not so much.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, i guess you're right. it's been a while since his last BS. i thought it was more recent.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess you're right...
Linebrink’s overall numbers belie how much faith one should have in him.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Jul 2, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
check the unearned runs
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by The Cheat on Jul 2, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not only that...
But he’s had control issues this year, something he hasn’t really had in the past.
He also has some bad appearances in high-leverage situations.
I guess that’s what tends to happen to 30-something relievers.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Jul 2, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fields at 1B is not too bad...
don’t pop up AJ..
by el paulito on Jul 2, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
AJ can always be counted on to ground into the key DP
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by The Cheat on Jul 2, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If a DP run counted as an RBI
AJ would have 85 each year.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ugh.
well, there’s the run. no rbi for you aj.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 2, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
just wondering how many times thomer scores when he walks....
by el paulito on Jul 2, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
when he walks or just has to be on base?
it’s easy if it’s the latter. runs scored – hr = non hr runs scored.
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by colintj on Jul 2, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thome's OBP is high - but how effective is a slow slow OBP guy?
by el paulito on Jul 2, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quite, actually.
Like HOF-effective.
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by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OPS around 900... pretty effective.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
by RWShow on Jul 2, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
jesus..royals once had outfield of damon, beltran, and dye..
by cah05 on Jul 2, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you know who's awesome?
mark buehrle.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Jul 2, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Goddamn right.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
by RWShow on Jul 2, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
orioles:stone::hawk:yaz
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 2, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you did it wrong.
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by colintj on Jul 2, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dang it BA...i've totally lost faith...
by el paulito on Jul 2, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
in brian anderson's capacity to hit a baseball?
you lost it just now?
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by colintj on Jul 2, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You guys complain about Hawk repeating himself
But Steve mentions almost daily now that the Orioles need to deal Aubrey Huff and George Sherill
by 3E8 on Jul 2, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Team that helps you win a Cy - always in your thoughts and prayers.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Scotty seeing a lot of pitches tonight, working it.
Nice.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that a was a huge run....a few more - its GOBBLE time!
by el paulito on Jul 2, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Poetic.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gobble in sandwich is bland and makes me sleepy
Gobble on my TV, however, always makes it interesting
by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 2, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anybody else think it might behoove us to give Nix more ABs at 2B?
Or is there some glaring weakness that will be exposed with more regular usage? I just really like his power.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
by RWShow on Jul 2, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
When teams learn to just pitch him outside
he’s gonna struggle a bit
by 3E8 on Jul 2, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's hitting .247.
He’s not mastered anything yet.
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by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice OPS though.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
by RWShow on Jul 2, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's been somewhat protected against RHP.
There’s not enough of a sample to say he can’t hit them, but so far this year he’s been better against lefties.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Jul 2, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love nix!
gives you plus defense and he’s just a BASEBALL player.
by el paulito on Jul 2, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's got the good face.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Jul 2, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't tell me when you hit, tell me how good your face is.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
6 pitch inning. nice.
buehrle @ 89. CG?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 2, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Seems that way. Glad to be wrong.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
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