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Chicago White Sox at Kansas City Royals, Jul 2, 2009 7:10 PM CDT
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OT - Hey guys, do me a favor, take 30 seconds, click the link and vote for "Sarah O"
http://nyknickscitydancers.com/polls/pollid/1.aspx
I know Chicagoans can stuff a ballot box. In the group photo, she’s in the back, middle, in the black/white striped shirt.
Sorry for leading off the thread w/ this…don’t SSH me, bro!
Go Sox!
Formerly Crede's Crew
that poll should be pretty easy to rig given that you can vote every 30 seconds.
i think firefox has some add-on that can automate for this kind of stuff.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 2, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions
they randomize the order of the girls, so no.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
isn't the 28 in this url her unique id?
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 2, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
now there we go
if you’re right, just auto-reload every 60s
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
i was under the impression that you were talking about some kind of auto-clicking
which i’ve used for stuffing other ballot boxes
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
i see. it would take five minutes to cobble together some code to guarantee a win, i think.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 2, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
so many ways
sit an auto-clicker on the refresh button or F5 key, do the same thing but in applescript, script curl requests
this cat will get skinned somehow
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The lengths our community will go to get a fellow member blown
by 3E8 on Jul 2, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
a 4chan referenced gamethread title was only going to get nerdier from there
#!/bin/sh
while [ 1 ]
do
curl http://nyknickscitydancers.com/polls/results/true/answerid/28/pollid/1.aspx > /dev/null
sleep 60
done
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
are you trying to linebrink us?
I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!
sarah o
has a lot of work to do. she’s sitting at 1.7% with first place having 18%. She’s also in 17th place
by soxshenanigans on Jul 2, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
also, Kodos
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by The Cheat on Jul 2, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i'm still trying to figure out who to vote for. all i know is it won't be dee.
Cashing checks and having sex.
Good call.
Thought you’d appreciate the girl on the far right sucking in her stomach so much her ribs are showing.
Go Sox!
i wonder how many of these girls would blow someone who could influence whether or not they made the squad.
Cashing checks and having sex.
she looks like she could really suck a dick. i'm not saying. i'm just saying.
Cashing checks and having sex.
Thanks for the help dudes...she's up to 12th..not bad
Formerly Crede's Crew
the sad part is i wasted like seven minutes of my life
looking for a image of king friday, queen sarah, and price tuesday hanging.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 2, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
i'd say watch out for jose guillen.
did you see him take out little nicky punto with a dirty slide at 2nd last night?
brian anderson would've caught that...
This will be delicious

I hope to stop at the Gates by the K either Friday or Saturday. Oh yeah.
Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?
Too bad Gates isn't even that good in KC. You have to try out Arthur Bryant's on Brooklyn Avenue.
By far the best in KC. Over and out.
farmio said
chen has one of the best changeups the white sox will see this year.
i think that statement is erroneous.
brian anderson would've caught that...
Clearly.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 2, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Are those watching on TV getting any booth audio?
Mlb.tv has the sounds from the field — and the CSN graphics — but no Hawk.
Go Sox!
There's booth audio on my TV
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
This is a stupid question but...
What channel is the game on in Chicago? I tuned into CN+ and it’s some lame Comcast informercial.
38 in the burbs. Or whatever CLTV is there.
"It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right"
CLTV is 40 on comcast.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 2, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm not getting it in HD
anyone else having that problem? I turn to 285, which is the comcast info channel, and it’s not there. The menu says it’s there, but it’s not freakin’ there! all i get is the non-HD version.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 2, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Im enjoying me some HD on dish network.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 2, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Cheat: Best GT title of the year!
"It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right"
I think Colon was the best chance we had...
… at tits or GTFO.
by South Side Expat on Jul 2, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
OK, I got it.
I am learning a lot. Like to never use “LOL” again.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Nice play
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
you not getting it either?
damnit!! i’m proud of my hd snobbishness, and i want it!
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 2, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
the ball was in the air long enough to get back
I think he took the short bus to the park today.
Kenwo4life=ratings
both times it was
both times farmio said getz deked the runner.
not enough replays so it’s hard to tell. i thought BA may have deked bloomquist.
brian anderson would've caught that...
its the major leagues for god sakes
are they going to fall for the hidden ball trick too?
Kenwo4life=ratings
dj just said the royals are going to put a contract out on getz.
brian anderson would've caught that...
imagine you were rooting for those jokers. i almost feel bad for royals fans.
Cashing checks and having sex.
and i thought we were pretty bad at baserunning..
I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!
i would also bat callaspo 8th and bloomquist 2nd. that's clearly the right thing to do.
Cashing checks and having sex.
Kauffman is a really quiet ballpark
Fans don’t make a lot of noise, not a whole lot of PA stuff…
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Learned helplessness - it's a Skinnerian trait.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
this version of hand-clapping
more palatable than what is typical
by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 2, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Field must be slanted
down the right field line is fair, left field line is foul
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"Slanted" used when Chen is pitching.
I cry “foul”.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Oh man those were the best!
Can’t do shit like that any more, thanks a lot sensitive people
¡signature!
Ding!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
i don't know why no one else likes nix.
i’ve liked him from the beginning.
brian anderson would've caught that...
I know Hawk isn't the greatest PBP guy in the world...
but holy hell, both of these Royals guys are terrible..
with ramirez beckham getz and nix
someone is the odd man out. obviously it isn’t ramirez or beckham. Could Nix or Getz be used as trade bait? I think they both have very strong points…but I kind of like Nix better.
Kenwo4life=ratings
It isn't like we can afford not to have all of them
Fields included. Unless they can get Freddy Sanchez. Then it’s cool.
by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 2, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's not fall in love yet.
It’s early.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Getz can't play short
and can’t hit homers. It’s pretty straightforward.
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i was hoping that getz would be 2Bs guy, but he just doesn't hit much hard.
Cashing checks and having sex.
i thought he'd be a little more like OC with better ABs and worse defense.
and that we wouldn’t lose anything in Alexei’s move to SS.
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how have the metrics looked on his defense so far? my eyes are saying not good. whereas nix has appeared solid.
Cashing checks and having sex.
the eyes are the only thing worth their weight at this point
minorleaguesplits.com has minor league defense numbers though, and it’s obvious Nix is a very good defender, as per his scouting report. and the pop is there. i don’t know how well he can hit against RHP regularly, which is presumably why Getz got the nod.
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though by the same measure, Getz looks good at 2B too.
having watched the pair so far, Nix looks plus and can probably play a legit short. I would be surprised if Getz is above average.
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i know multiple factors go into defensive ratings, but getz has been botching some easy plays.
Cashing checks and having sex.
you think?
i don’t think he’s been bad about it. he’s had some muffles of late, but he’s shown good hands.
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I think they are both pretty good defensively
but Nix is by far the better hitter. He hits some absolute rockets.
Kenwo4life=ratings

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 2, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i saw a buddy of mine's cup shatter on a grounder and i never forgot mine again.
Cashing checks and having sex.
I'm not even talking about this year... though you may be able to do something
but if both are playing good… one deserves a starting spot and you will have to make a decision sooner or later…. good problem to have
Kenwo4life=ratings
Ninja.
Just passing through. Real life is a bitch.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Jul 2, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Not really.
My new company’s firewall does not like SSS, and I rarely am on the computer at home.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Jul 2, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I hear you - my time might be nigh at work re: acess, too.
Good you are working.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 2, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok what's with the 4chan references tonight?
I don’t come to the gamethreads often <_<
Speaking of that, in a nod to Becks,
I pulled out my “Best of The Outfield” CD today and listened all the way to work and back.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
did you feel like throwing it out the window and listening to the Cars instead?
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First 3 songs, repeatedly.
I’m done now. The kid wanted to hear “Make Me Smile” by Chicago instead. As in “Daddy, when is this song over?”.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
there.
that pound of chewin’ tabacky in his mouth must have slowed jacobs down.
brian anderson would've caught that...
I noticed the last time Pods was out of the lineup
(Tuesday?) and looked at all the box scores the following morning – the only 2 teams in the majors that did not have a .300 hitter starting were the two playing in this game.
Cripple fight.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Right. Let's not start sucking their dicks quite yet.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
This is a screwed-up at-bat
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
hillman thinks he has god on his side.
i think god hates trey hillman.
brian anderson would've caught that...
What the hell was that?
He took two strikes, fouled a couple off, takes strike three, walks sheepishly around the plate and steps back in
and Hillman didn’t even complain when he was whining about the superbunt. WTF?
banned
from talking about the Royals as a guest on a talkshow… or something
by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 2, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
"Man-Faye." Creepy.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
I am truly receiving an education tonight.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
That's a disturbing story.
Is there a form of life lower than a furry? I don’t know of any.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Jul 2, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Pinch hit Fields for JD and we have an all white lineup!
"Gordon is a pretty good defender when he wants to be." - Andrew7
We need to manufacture this run
If we win because of a homer, tis no win at all according to the dirtsheets
¡signature!
"well thome is gonna be held at third...
(thome begins to round third) … i hope!" – hawk
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 2, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions
farmio said he strayed too far from third
and they could have thrown him out. you know. if they were good at baseball.
brian anderson would've caught that...
Yes.
Because, eventually, our bullpen will make an appearance.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
you think so?
buehrle has been working pretty quickly and efficiently..
CGs are pretty rare. And the extra run is always worthwhile.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Wait, is the consensus that the bullpen has been doing a bad job?
I admit I’ve been away and haven’t checked with larry lately.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Jul 2, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I have more faith in the starters, yes.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
they've been taking turns struggling in high leverage situations lately.
Cashing checks and having sex.
yeah, i guess you're right. it's been a while since his last BS. i thought it was more recent.
Cashing checks and having sex.
I guess you're right...
Linebrink’s overall numbers belie how much faith one should have in him.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Jul 2, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Not only that...
But he’s had control issues this year, something he hasn’t really had in the past.
He also has some bad appearances in high-leverage situations.
I guess that’s what tends to happen to 30-something relievers.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Jul 2, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Fields at 1B is not too bad...
don’t pop up AJ..
AJ can always be counted on to ground into the key DP
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If a DP run counted as an RBI
AJ would have 85 each year.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
when he walks or just has to be on base?
it’s easy if it’s the latter. runs scored – hr = non hr runs scored.
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OPS around 900... pretty effective.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
orioles:stone::hawk:yaz
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 2, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions
You guys complain about Hawk repeating himself
But Steve mentions almost daily now that the Orioles need to deal Aubrey Huff and George Sherill
Team that helps you win a Cy - always in your thoughts and prayers.
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by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Scotty seeing a lot of pitches tonight, working it.
Nice.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Gobble in sandwich is bland and makes me sleepy
Gobble on my TV, however, always makes it interesting
by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 2, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Anybody else think it might behoove us to give Nix more ABs at 2B?
Or is there some glaring weakness that will be exposed with more regular usage? I just really like his power.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
When teams learn to just pitch him outside
he’s gonna struggle a bit
by 3E8 on Jul 2, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
He's hitting .247.
He’s not mastered anything yet.
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by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
He's been somewhat protected against RHP.
There’s not enough of a sample to say he can’t hit them, but so far this year he’s been better against lefties.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Jul 2, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I love nix!
gives you plus defense and he’s just a BASEBALL player.
6 pitch inning. nice.
buehrle @ 89. CG?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
Seems that way. Glad to be wrong.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I like it.
Also like Gordo to extend his hitting streak.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
royals need baserunners and what do they do?
swing at the first 2 pitches you see in the 8th…sounds about right
aha. then think of it more as an update for viewers from milwaukee
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
Speaking of that, I am thinking of "Tommy Boy" with this:
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090701&content_id=5648144&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb
BEES! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SAVE YOURSELF!
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Good quote -
There’s a couple thousand bees there. If they decide to swarm on a person, whether that’s a person, an employer or a fan, we could have a real situation.
Those non-person employers and fans tend to be litigious
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Jul 2, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
the royals are a fundamentally flawed team.
i blame their trainer.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 2, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions
I'm rather enjoying this.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
So…. that’s 3 outs I think we get that they didn’t. Feeling better about our defense just watching them.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 2, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions
Savior is just fucking with them now.
5 bucks says he turns the next pitch into wine just for the hell of it.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 2, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions
So you could say our opponents have certainly been helping us out these last couple weeks
On the other hand, good teams capitalize on that, and we have been.
Is it still the fourth inning?
Decent teams beat crap teams, too.
There’s nothing to be ashamed of beating bad teams.
But what does larry always say? The team is never as bad as it looks when it’s losing, and never as good as it looks when it’s winning.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Jul 2, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
We can assess nothing correctly, ever.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
hey - we played the cubs and the indians...
if you can’t get a golden bird from those two…you need to just sit on down…
"> Josh Fields remains in the game as the designated hitter"
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
Ozzie’s probably already passed out in the dugout, stopped managing as soon as we got a lead with Buehrle in against this team.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 2, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
IIRC, Buehrls beat them 4-0 last year in August.
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by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Dye is better than Wise in RF...
have you watched the game today? awesome plays by Dye…
this lack of sound is very strange
and kind of neat
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Would Buehrle give up negative runs after a Contreras minor league stint?
by Grinder in Training on Jul 2, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
DeJeus can kiss my ass.
I hate that guy.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
OVAH
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
by U-God on Jul 2, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
been savin it for a while now
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Nope.
Rule 34, sure. 4chan, you bet. I can right-click a picture like a bitch, though.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Right mouse button ... Represent!
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 2, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
my jigga man is white.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You're not alone,
at least until Iran bombs Israel. Then all bets are off.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Our favorite squadron has commandeered another victory

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
Go to hell, all of you

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 2, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
this game is nipple?
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jul 2, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I quit
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 2, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Who's the guy?
Look at the shoulders on that dude.
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by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
preach on, brother. would not be the man i am today without them.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
a fail happens now and again. no need to attack the meme
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 2, 2009 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
BTW, you know his ape mother had just caught him masterbating.
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by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Coincidentally, I also wo er oz.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 2, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
the one on the right
kinda looks like jennifer grey, of ferris bueller and dirty dancing fame
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Jul 2, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I like this one
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 2, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
save some for tomorrow, champ
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by thatshortkid on Jul 2, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
heaven forbid this joke fades away. might have to shut down the whole site.
Cashing checks and having sex.

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