Return of Q!perman?
Tampa Bay Rays at Chicago White Sox, Jul 20, 2009 7:11 PM CDT
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What, no umpires listed?
I’m clearly disappointed.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
trying to post my first image. Lets see if it works.

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
I hold a special hatred for stingrays, because I was stung by one when I was a little boy. So these pictures make me feel good.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
Not going to be able to watch tonight, but I DVR'd the game thanks to Extra Innings free preview
Hopefully there is something good for me to check out when I get home at 11
Formerly Crede's Crew
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Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 20, 2009 6:29 PM CDT reply actions
Dodger time
Going to see Jason Schmidt make his 1st start since ’07 tonite. Not that I care about the NL, but Chvez Ravine on a balmy summer night is perfecto. Maybe they can get 6 wins outta Schmindt which would cement the deal in the NLW.
We'll let you know what happens after the 6th.
LA indeed.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
If he beats the Twins tonight...
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
along with the resurrection of Q
comes the resurrection of my unhealthy obsession of keeping track of how many times he swings at the first pitch.
(46% of the time this year before he was shelved)
(and i do understand that it is often a good thing to swing at the first pitch. that being said, this year Q’s ops on the 1st pitch is .502.
it is what it is......
hopefully no busey quarterly report
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
thank god
though a part of me fondly remembers that magical night
also, this weather has been awesome and the mini-golf place over off prospect was a pretty nice find
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
This will be perfect! Q! gets 3 ABs, move Puds to LF,
And bring BA in to play CF! Assuming a lead, I think Ozzie is smart enough to make the defensive move. Agree?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
I already wooshed you in my head.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 20, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions
It was, Chiburb.
HA! Oh man…I can’t believe this thread doesn’t even involve pierzynskirules.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 20, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions
why i have to be picked on?
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
did i miss the sig change? what's with the "futile"?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 20, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
it was when we sucked
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Right as in "you've got to be shitting me kid".
Your mental whoosh was called for.
Or did you know that and I misunderstood your reply? That can happen too.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
I've only been coming here for three years.
I don’t really understand the place yet!
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 20, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Hee. 3 more and I'll tell you about Disco Demolition.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
Don't tell him!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 20, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
kill more
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
what you trying to say?
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions
i think so too
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 20, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Interesting...
Derek Rodriguez is getting the start down in Charlotte tonight.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Jul 20, 2009 6:46 PM CDT reply actions
So here's what upsets me right now...
This game is on Comcast Sportsnet Plus, and I only have Comcast 1 down here in midwestern Illinois. The Cubs game is being shown on ESPN AND Comcast! Why the hell do they need both? Who has Comcast that doesn’t have ESPN? I want to see Q!’s return!
"I can't give you a dollar if I don't have fifty cents." - Kenny Williams
by Servant2LordBeckham on Jul 20, 2009 6:50 PM CDT reply actions
http://www.p2p4u.net/watch-live-sports.php?id=3120&link=1
Link to sox game
Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!
Thank you sir.
"I can't give you a dollar if I don't have fifty cents." - Kenny Williams
by Servant2LordBeckham on Jul 20, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
anyone been to this market restaurant yet?... new alot of sox players hung out there... didn't realize it was KWs place
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
670 The Score is a pain to pick up down here.
"I can't give you a dollar if I don't have fifty cents." - Kenny Williams
by Servant2LordBeckham on Jul 20, 2009 6:55 PM CDT reply actions
i know that over in champaign/urbana we get the csn+ games on channel 2, the local access channel
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Not in these parts unfortunately...
I’ll be over in Champaign Wednesday morning though to pick up my friend Brad. We are headed up to Chicago to watch the game on Thursday.
"I can't give you a dollar if I don't have fifty cents." - Kenny Williams
by Servant2LordBeckham on Jul 20, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Sports bar with sattelite?
Or maybe of of the kids can do a right rail play by play?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
Isn't there a free trial of MLB.TV going on?
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Living in a small town. Though I plan on moving up to the big city real soon.
I’d go up to the bar to watch it, but this is Cardinals territory. They’ll piss blood if a Sox game is on even one of the 10 televisions they have around the bar. Lord knows you need to see a Cardinals game no matter which direction you turn your head.
"I can't give you a dollar if I don't have fifty cents." - Kenny Williams
by Servant2LordBeckham on Jul 20, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Seriously.
Go to a bar like a normal man!
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 20, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
And follow it up with a peep show!
Continuing as a normal man!
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Wax your mustache, smoke a cigar, have your shoes shined, etc.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 20, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
and WU nowhere to be found
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
isn't that every night in bridgeport?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 20, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
When they have "Pierced Tongue Night" be sure and let me know.
I’ll vote for you.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
OH!
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 20, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
lost track of time. there was a wop going on
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 20, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay. I'm glad they figured out a way to squeeze money out of 7-eleven for the start time...
…but the extra wait sucks, especially with filler garbage like this.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Wait...
are you refering to the filler on tv or in the gamethread?
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 20, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Try ZZZ. Works for me and WU.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
safari problem?
i haven’t even lurked much, as i’m having the same problem
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
nah, also happens on my work pc.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 20, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Told you we were going to lose this game.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 20, 2009 7:14 PM CDT reply actions
i feel bad for bhb with these fucking stealers on
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
And no Getz to let it trickle between his legs.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
wow
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
AJ threw out a runner, weird
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions
no sorry
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
nope its not
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Uhh, have you seen the man?
He’s fucking beautiful.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
no wai!
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Jul 20, 2009 7:15 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
That can't be! I heard it would 5 this game!
Bhoov even unretired to post that.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
was something different about floyds delivery there??
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
V V V dreaded!!!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 20, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
good PODS
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions
carl crawford take note
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
For you youngsters out there, speed is great!
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
hmm
that’s not what montana keeps telling me.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 20, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
ah, the ol' jail-bait and switch
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 20, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
it's nice being on this side of it
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Yay! A run!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
this must be what being a twins' fan is like
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
by U-God on Jul 20, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I'll be in that dump dome on Monday.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Hahaha! Ozzieball!
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I have a taste for salami.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
That's actually only thecip you can hear.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 20, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions
you are like the buzzing of flies to Q!
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Jul 20, 2009 7:30 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
You are like the receptacle of man mayonnaise to Q.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
i have no respon
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Jul 20, 2009 7:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Well, he was hiting .228 when he went on the DL.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
what channel is the damn game on?
just moved into new apt and we have bass ackwards RCN – anyone else have this and wanna help me out? goddamn cubs are on 2 channels and I can’t find the one we’re on
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
371
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
In the words of Q
gracias.
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
by Ugh It Live! on Jul 20, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
are u okay?
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
ugh
:(—
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
BA weeps silently as he bangs a North Carolinan honie.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 20, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I was laughing
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
i hate him
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Ben is an All-Star.
We have no position players who can make that claim for 2009.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
ugh
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions
sigh
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Old and slow station to station turds.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Booooorrrrrrrrrring. Did you see how WE manufactured a run?
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 20, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't you know?
We market and sell. We sent all our manufacturing to China.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Coulda sworn a couple of Floyd's pitches hung just under the letters on the right side of the plate, two strikes called balls in the same at-bat. Then he calls an outside pitch a strike on 3-0.
Did I imagine that?
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
according to gameday, no.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 20, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, i know what you mean. that's why i qualified with "according to..."
it is what it is…..
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 20, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh gawd, tsk, I didn't think WU would woo you. Tell me you did not drink a margarita he offered.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 20, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
for the record, they were yeunglings
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 20, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
dunno, but you can in orlando
which i made sure to take advantage of at every opportunity
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 20, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
some has been corrected
some has not. kalk did. pavlidis does. brooks does not.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
Can you paste that screenshot for me? plzkthxbai!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 20, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 20, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
fuckin a. oy. vey.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 20, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
you are the creepiest old man ever
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
As he removes an appendage from a 4-legged creature.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
it's always nice to reboot.
stone says “i try to do it a couple times a day.”
ugh.
it is what it is......
just less coke
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
And more clothes on Stone Pony.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Oh no,....
Here come the Stoney pics….
by South Side Expat on Jul 20, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Whoa. I had forgotten about that show.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 20, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
last week my friend called out of nowhere to ask me what the main villain's name was
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
You guys aren't creepy.
Just dorkish.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
at least mine made sense
but any time is a good time for panthro
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
i will not, however, let you draw me
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Explain, pls, for those of us who don't get The Reader.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
I don't remember it very well
But she gets naked and something something something, she’s revealed to be a Nazi
¡signature!
Yadda, yadda, I slept with her
and she turned out to be a she-male.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Shit, that's Kate Winslet!
I thought it was a young Scarlett.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Scarlett could be my daughter, age-wise.
So I don’t go for that. And HSA is turning 25 soon – be careful.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
crrrrreeeeeeeepy.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 20, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
What a name though.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 20, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
That is hysterical, since I waited at that park
until it was time for Chiburb/Miller’s Pub 5/22.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
im agreeing with you
in fact, anyone that says otherwise is clearly just wasting my time on this board.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
Dye is god awful too
He’s the worst right fielder in baseball right now. His defense (the only thing that matter) is f-ing terrible.
Kenny Williams is a Top 5 GM
I wonder what the combined OF stats of dye and pods are
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
It doesn't matter because they can't play their positions
Kenny Williams is a Top 5 GM
nah
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
PK
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions
Kong!!!!!!!!!
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
YYYEEEESSSSSS!!!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Paulie should get more love on this site.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Dye should get more love on this site.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 20, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Thome should get more love on this site.
BA – not so much.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
But seriously though....
Dye is the most underappreciated Sox player.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 20, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
why???????
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
He used his tongue purdier than a $20 whore.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
whoa....literally
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
you're on quite the westerns binge
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
i miss willie harris…..it was always good to hear what ghetto-fabulous rap tune he would come up to in his 1 AB every month
Confucious say "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
that has nothing to do with his sucky pitching
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
and his down fall came
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Swisher takes all the love from the sox player
Kenny Williams is a Top 5 GM
I didn't know..
.. Q! was Canadian.
by South Side Expat on Jul 20, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
has anyone else seen the new Paulie shirts that say “I have a bonerko for konerko?” I was on the red line going to Rascal Flatts and saw a group of sox fans with em……funny
Confucious say "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
No.
You’re forgetting the five runs we spot teams when Q! is in the line-up.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 20, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
for those not keeping track
Q has now swung at 50% of first pitches since returning from the DL.
it is what it is......
depressing
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
that sucks complelety
damn pods
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions
Well...you don't see that every day...
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Unfortunately, we will
’tis the price we pay for Q!
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jul 20, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
alexei could have defended that drive by crawford
from the shortstop position better than pods did from center.
it is what it is......
interesting that dye picked it up
i wonder if Q even ran over there (and if not, if he was told not to)
As He should be!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 20, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Who's this Fields dude
did KW finally make a trade?
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
This matchup no so a-good for Fields.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 20, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions
ROFL!!!!
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...
He likes it better when he and the pitcher are friends.
Like the later Tom & Jerry’s.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 20, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Fields is so useless
Price looks horrible but he threw him fastballa down the middle and breaking balls in the dirt. Why is he on this roster much less a DH batting 9th?
by Duck99 on Jul 20, 2009 8:23 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
ozzie wanted an all righty lineup vs. the lefty. Minus castro….who was stellar yesterday
Confucious say "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
Are you not using a subject line and bolding everything you write in the body?
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 20, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
ozzie is brilliant with the righties
Considering lefties are hitting about 40 points higher versus Price this year.
by Duck99 on Jul 20, 2009 8:29 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
What Pods struck out inning fourth still it has yet.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 20, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
That's the same combination I have on my luggage!
by South Side Expat on Jul 20, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
"Is it still the forth inning."
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 20, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
reply fail
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
i can only guess
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
now now.
even cleanly off the wall that was probably a triple. can’t fault him for not making what woulda been a web gem.
We do have an Italian cloaker....
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 20, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Not when I use it.
A formerly-marital aid.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Pods runs faster backwards than Thome does forward.
by South Side Expat on Jul 20, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions
cominskey
fixed.
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
Pods looks like a natural out there
Graceful, like an antelope
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
WTH
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions
GAH
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Every time I hit Z, the Rays hit a solo home run.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 20, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Does it hurt when you do that?
Don’t do that.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
I blame mobile posting.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 20, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Yikes
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
bite him
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
OM NOM NOM NOM
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
a single?
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Nicely fisted.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 20, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions
lol
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
that's Q!
/drunk
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Jul 20, 2009 8:50 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
no more for you
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
and i have a plane ticket for you too
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm feeling a Josh Fields moonshot coming up
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Blech
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
can i slap him plz?
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
After the 2nd strike on him, I decided that no matter what Fields did for the rest of his at-bat, I would hate him eternally.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
I did the same thing with Idi Amin.
Except with him, it was after he murdered all those guys.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 20, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, Idi Amin is my favorite dictator
I mean, who else could swim across the Yangtze River at age 60. You gotta admire that kind of toughness.
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
built genocidal tough
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 20, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
i decided that after seeing his name in the lineup tonight
that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma
this is on Ozzie
Its so stupid to start fields and nix against a guy who is worse against righties. Does Ozzie even look at matchups or just manage by the seat of his shit-filled pants?
by Duck99 on Jul 20, 2009 9:00 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
um
you are aware fields and nix are righties?
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
guy has a weird definition of worse
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
IS A HORSESHIT MEASURE OF BATTING ACUMEN!
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
WEIGHS SAME AS POUND IGNORANCE, TONTO
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
i meant righties
Lefties hit about 270 ,d righties 230 against Price
by Duck99 on Jul 20, 2009 9:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
should've waited for Duck7
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 20, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
poopstain, babyeater, and Duck.
Can never get enough of the series.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Lots of hate on this site
with a 1-run LEAD?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Are you even watching?
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 20, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, I'm watching.
I’m watching as your youth slowly disappears. ;)
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
be thankful we're not getting the "kinky" talk a la OPOS numero dos
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 20, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
That is the 4th time he's led off this game, non? 3rd?
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 20, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
3rd time Pods has led off after a Fields strikeout
4 times overall
by Scotty Ballgame on Jul 20, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Even better. Fields is such worthless heap of shit. I haven't hated a player so much since Jesse Owens.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 20, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
And ig'nant for not knowing we call him Jesse.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 20, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
fields does that by himself
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
FUCK LINEBRINK SO HELP ME Q IF YOU FUCKING PITCH LINEBRINK I WILL NEVER WATCH NOR GIVE ANY MORE MONEY TO THE CHICAGO WHITE SOX OF CHICAGO, ILLINOIS, THIS I DECLARE, FUCK LINEBRINK!!!!!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
that looks like my email to the dnc
about the bullshit non-working email unsubscribe process on democrats.org.
my old man: "linebrink is german for macdougal"
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 20, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Tell him he got at least two recs!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 20, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Especially not with less than a 4-run lead, pleaseokaythanksbyenow!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 20, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
We need a run here
Wave that flag.... Wave it wide and high.. Summertime... Done come and gone, My oh my
I am Linebrink's raging bile ducts.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 20, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I am Linebrink's complete lack of surprise.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 20, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Sox are third in the AL...
with RISP?!? When the hell did that happen?
by South Side Expat on Jul 20, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions
they were 4
during one of the oriole games
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
Runz pleez
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Willy Aybar
MVP
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
lucky lucky lucky
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
whaa whaa waaaaaaa
Wave that flag.... Wave it wide and high.. Summertime... Done come and gone, My oh my
Paulie Paulie Paulie Paulie
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Ughhhhhhhh
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
No hawk that will not do it
Wave that flag.... Wave it wide and high.. Summertime... Done come and gone, My oh my
damn konerko
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions
i can’t help but be reminded of Big Frank popping the ball up every time he came up with men on against the Mariners
Confucious say "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
because i'm not sure if you're doing it intentionally or not
if not, i wonder how
if so, i wonder why
not sure what i’m doing killer. looks ok on my screen lol
Confucious say "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
the "write a comment in the body and bold it rather than just write said comment in the subject line" method is.... different
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 20, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
from now on, I will talk only like this.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 20, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
i see what you’re doing
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
thats because when i first started my retarded computer wouldn't let me write in the subject line so i just kept doing it in the body. this better?
Confucious say "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
Why bold?
Didn’t I just ask this an hour ago?
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 20, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
and that sammich still isn't ready
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 20, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
it wasn't bad
just noticeable and intriguing.
its nice that you took the extra time to bold it to make it look like a subject line, though.
is this better? what does it matter?! lol
how bout this
or this
or this
Confucious say "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
i enjoy it
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
in the end it doesn't matter.
the twins already won the world series this year.
it is what it is......
White Sox Baseball
blue-balling the shit out of you.
I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!
BHBB
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 20, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
We are married to them,
so why not.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 20, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
hey that's an out!!
2 more of those and we are 3 scary jenks outs away from winning this shit!
¡signature!
why must you give heart problems?
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
really?
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
interesting observation
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
very
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
if you listen closely
you can hear the crowd panicking
¡signature!
by billyok on Jul 20, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I told you we were going to lose this one.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 20, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions
I am Linebrink's dashed hopes
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jul 20, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
i am linebrink's giggles on his way to the bank on payday
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 20, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Come on Linebrink
Get him out
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
You are all a bunch of dicks,
Go BA!
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 20, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions
eww
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
wth does he think he is
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions
dj giving props to the knowledgable sox fans
for knowing linebrink is not good.
it is what it is......
pretty much as BM wrote it
using multisyllabic words and everything
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 20, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
noticed an uncomfortable murmur in the crowd
and basically said the fans have a reason to feel uncomfortable.
it is what it is......
Why hasn't Ozzie figured that out yet?
It’s like he is wearing shit-filled pants tonight
by Scotty Ballgame on Jul 20, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Shit, even I knew that and I can only watch the season from the kitchen!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 20, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
There's a pot pie in the oven.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 20, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
FUCKINGCHUM!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 20, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Linebrink is a dick.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 20, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions
I'm tellin ya
This year is Ozzie’s worst managing year. He’s so stubborn. What was the point of bringing in Linebrink?
thank you
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions
Why must he use that dickmouth in a close game? Have we nobody else?
Fuck.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
guys, liney just wanted to keep the DP in order.
he’s a great pitcher. an unfortunate drop by AJ, let bartlett take 2nd so liney did as any star reliever would with 1 out. issue the walk, and let thorny get the DP
I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!
Hasn't Wise come on for Q! yet?
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 20, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions
thanks for the valuable input douchebags
by Duck99 on Jul 20, 2009 9:28 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Inside-the-park HR?
A guy dozes off for a few innings…
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Nice
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
fuck you bartlett
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
We're getting close to a minyan.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 20, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
If we can get joist back here,
I’m gonna build me a Sukkah.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
I never thought I would read a reference to The Sorrow and the Pity on the Sox board.
How many hours of it did she get through?
by SoxFanOnTheNorthwestSide on Jul 20, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Almost two
She was never the same after Maurice Chevalier showed up
ummmmm......you could say that....
(sick fuck)
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 20, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
HE GONE!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
after a 2nd and 3rd time giggling, ive decided to take that as my new sig
I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!
wow
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Easy heat will do that to ya.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 20, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
After having given the matter some consideration, I have come to the conclusion that I prefer Thornton to Linebrink.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 20, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions
doesn't everybody
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I might be willing to reconsider Gobble in lieu of Linebrink.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Cotts AND Politte, circa 2007.
Then 2008-9 MacDougal.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Dear Ozzie
You interrupted my musical performance by making me go out and pitch tonight. As a result, I was not mentally focused. Please let me write my own lyrics as they are an inspiration to my career.

P.S. I would like to dedicate this song to my friend and colleague Matt. He gets the job done when I cant.
e-gus is a talented man
pitcher, regular poster, photoshop fiend, musical artist, and father
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Yes, that's why he's not heeeeerrre!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 20, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
what is that
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
the cutest bulldog/cactaur i've iver seen
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
thorndog
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
apparently also acceptable

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
okay
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
That's not spelled right!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 20, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
All the cool kids are doing it.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Hawk Santo in the booth.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Hawkrates
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 20, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Attila the Hawk
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jul 20, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is my favorite, and therefore, I rec it.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Hawkpoleon Bonaparte
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Hawkustus Caesar brought about the Hawx Romana, though
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 20, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
The Hawk-ness Monster
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
by RWShow on Jul 20, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't know what's wrong with us, but I am laughing really hard.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
you guys just invented the message board equivalent of the wave
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 20, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Hawkleberry Hound
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
by RWShow on Jul 20, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bozo.
Says it all.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 20, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Phillip Seymour Hawkman
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
David Hawkdon Stiers.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 20, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Alfred E. Hawkman
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 20, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Alfred Hawkcock???
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Arianna Hawkington
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Hawk J. Cobb
E.G Hawkshall
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 20, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Neil J. Hawkstrong
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 20, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Barhawk Obama
Formerly Crede's Crew
by Q!'s Qrew on Jul 20, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
LaTroy Hawkins
wait…
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Nice one. :)
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 21, 2009 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions
oh, so thats how come there was 1200 posts...
Hawkless Joe Hawkson
Spongehawk Squarehawk
top 2
Everyone else, thanks for playing.
I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
are we really not going to see Thome if Nix gets on?
Confucious say "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
we are!!!!!!!!
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
looks like it
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...
furbs
i offered you a seemingly fair trade, check it out
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
but he gets a golden shower from wise
Confucious say "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
by fiskfan on Jul 20, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why did that homosexual pitcher skip out of the pen?
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
trying to find a boyfriend for tonight
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Broke Hawk Mountain
I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
I could go for some of Uncle Jim's mashed taters
"I can't give you a dollar if I don't have fifty cents." - Kenny Williams
by Servant2LordBeckham on Jul 20, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions
Why are there so many people on here tonight?
39,000 at the game too. I think if we work hard enough, we can easily get past 1K posts on this game thread.
Tough economy.
Used to get a new thread after 300-400 posts.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
no one complained
so why break the mojo?
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
I was not extrapolating anything onto anyone.
It’s my comment. All mine. You can’t have it.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Tough Economy.
AKA Half-Price Night
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 20, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Fucking lawyers
always padding their stats.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
THOME fails
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 9:47 PM CDT reply actions
At Pitchfork...
a guy had a shirt on that read: Thome Bunts Homeruns
by SoxFanOnTheNorthwestSide on Jul 20, 2009 9:48 PM CDT reply actions
flaming lips?
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
i win!
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
i also saw that guy at p4k
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Jul 21, 2009 1:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Alright Bobby....nice and easy....
"I can't give you a dollar if I don't have fifty cents." - Kenny Williams
by Servant2LordBeckham on Jul 20, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions
we need prayer
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
hook nasty
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions
my cat no!!!
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
beautiful
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 9:53 PM CDT reply actions
but is he
white or black?
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
according to mj
it doesn’t matter.
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Patty B, I still love ya, but you need to make an out here
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
d'oh
I’ll just be quiet now
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Looks like Wilson Betemit used to look when a grounder headed his way
¡signature!
by billyok on Jul 20, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
he walked him why
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions
this scares me
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Third out now please
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
that was awesome
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 20, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, this out here would be good, yes yes.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 20, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
This gamethread stopped working over an hour ago.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 20, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions
Gah...come OOONNNNNNN
Throw strikes and get the out!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
balls suck
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions
plz no
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorrow and the Pity - White Sox Fever!
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 20, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
bases are loaded
WTF
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions
uh how
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
toaster oven
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
uh huh
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
This would be something I dislike.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Please Bobby, please don't screw this up
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
will never cease to be funny
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
What in the name of Hawkus Christ is going on around here!
by Scotty Ballgame on Jul 20, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions
now i know what the H. stands for
thank you, scotty
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 20, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
hurry it up
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions
OVAH
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
OVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions
Hawksgiving!

Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jul 20, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
That's a big rec.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 20, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
The babies of the world sigh in unison.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 20, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
.... and now we'll proceed to lose the next 3.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 20, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions
And you won't live to see it.
See illustration above.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 20, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Enough of this nonsense
I’m going to walk the dog and watch Battleship Potemkin
Jesus Bobby...imagine arriving home and turning on the tv w/ a 3-2 count and 2 out
no one on base…
I almost wish I didn’t just put myself through that
Formerly Crede's Crew
BIG ASS RABBIT
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
WHEW

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
i'm gonna leave this up
and let you guys hit 1000
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
SOMEBODY better talk to pods
because what in the fuck was that about
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
easy soft liner to left, and had pods jogged 4 steps in, he coulda had it, game over
instead, lets it drop followed by 2 walks, bases loaded with the .345 average of bartlett at the plate.
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
He was definitely not a ballHawk
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Moar bigger!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 20, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
oh lord
why
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 20, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
one back
get sum
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
And now I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife!
by South Side Expat on Jul 20, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions
I'm already home,
and I’m already sleeping with your wife. Let yourself in.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 20, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
and we've crossed the threshhold
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
or hold my breath
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
if you're still up
it’s there
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
I cannot believe I read this whole thing.
Especially since I didn’t start until the game was over.
How sad does that make me?
Kirstie Alley sad.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jul 20, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
oooh. wrec'd.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 21, 2009 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions
the cheat leaves and everything goes up for grabs
and i don’t particularly care for the cheat either.
Kenwo4life=ratings
kubel walks.
3-4-5 for minnesota now 9-9 with 4 walks. still 7 R, 12 RBI. still 5th inning. bases loaded.
it is what it is......
sac fly by young.
3-4-5 for minnesota now have 8 runs scored.
still 5th inning.
it is what it is......
inning over. 13-7 twins.
if blackburn can pitch 1 more inning he could get the win.
through 4, he has given up 7 runs on 12 hits. no walks. 72 pitches.
it is what it is......
fuck.
kennedy just grounded out with men on 2nd and 3rd.
blackburn now qualifies for a win with 5 IP, 7 ER, 13 H.
it is what it is......
dreaded leadoff walk. haha.
sweeney up.
single. haha.
1st and 2nd, none out in the bottom of the 7th for oakland.
it is what it is......
SLAM! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
That's fuckin awesome!
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
this is a phenomenal line
P H R ER BB K HR WHIP 2.2 10 11 11 3 1 4 2.30
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 20, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
nah, they started blindfolding the batters after 2.1 innings.
mlb rules, apparently.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 20, 2009 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
wasn't this the pitcher that SSS
was crying about last year? thank god he’s gone. trade poreda too
Kenwo4life=ratings
i derive my opinions on the sox by compiling the opinions of sss
and then espouse the opposite of the consensus.
no offense guys, but my rule of thumb is the herd is almost always wrong.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 20, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
you don't think maybe the random dude on the street and sports radio call-ins are more the herd than the 20 guys on here that form a consensus?
tongue firmly planted in cheek, in the op
there are tons of well informed opinions here. there are, however, occasions when the opinions converge. those are the times that attract my attention. but isolating sss was wrong. there is more sox-related baseball intelligence on this site than anywhere else, imo.
now i’m off to other sites to argue about how real sox fans should act.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 20, 2009 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
1100 comments? Aren't some of you fucking married, HSA's dog probably starved to death
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
while we're here, i'd like to say
i think holliday looks like a gay porn star and i think he’s been on PED’s.
it is what it is......
Which of those issues botthers you more?
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
God damn it, I'm a stupid fuck. I was trying to figure out how to watch or listen, and forgot
I have the MLB At Bat app on my iPhone – audio from all games.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I saw a blog on those today. No thanks.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I switched to the Oakland feed. Sound quality is better, and the guy has good pipes.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Wow. As come back from 12-2. Does this qualify as the Twins not beating themselves or making mistakes?
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I wonder how many Minnesotans went to bed content tonight
unaware of the terror that would ensue
¡signature!
I would pay money for a montage of all of them learning their fate in the morning.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
As would I...as...would...I......
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 21, 2009 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
This sounds like it's worth watching on mlb.tv, although I think I missed the best part
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Indeed. I'm too cheap for MLB.TV though.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
You can take players out of the White Sox
but you can’t always take the White Sox out of the player
¡signature!
No Crede in this one, I noticed.
His back painin’ again?
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I was actively rooting against him earlier in the year, but since he now sucks, I fail to care.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
don't get me started on swisher.
i will root against him until the end of time.
it is what it is......
Swisher didn't go to the Twins electively, though.
Just a thought.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I understand... but I refuse to like Carl Everett.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Shoulder, I thought I read....
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 21, 2009 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
even though i know mlb is doing a free offer until the 21st, for some reason i couldn't get it to work for me,
so, would it be considered ironic that i’m using my friends’ login (who is a huge twins fan and actually has a subscription to mlb) to see this ham n jam?
it is what it is......
Nor could I. And I'm sober!
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Christ, how many former Sox are in this mess?
OCab, Crede, Sweeney, Gio…
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Being very disruptive, I'm sure.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 21, 2009 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
This Cub idiot better not botch this shit.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I sure can't wait until the east coast vultures raid Mauer and Morneau in a couple years.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
by RWShow on Jul 21, 2009 12:35 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
"Coddyer... no balls and one strike"
You can say that again.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
we're totally going to extras aren't we
and it’s gonna be some 25-inning pitcher’s duel, isn’t it
¡signature!
Fuck that.
PLEASE not that.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
hey, i don't want to impose
but would any of you want to work for me tomorrow? i have to be in at 7.
it is what it is......
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OVA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
What a way to end that game!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Really??
Hahahaha!
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
That was absolutely fantastic!
I wish I was seeing the video.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
holy fuck that was awesome!
just barely found the channel in time to see cuddyers double. love that ending.
Heh... Oakland PBP said he looked safe.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Well kids, we play for first place tomorrow. And no matter what happens, the Twins can't catch us tomorrow.
I can sleep easy.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
minny announcer said good luck tryin to sleep after that.
LIKE A FUCKING BABY BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!
(or maybe more like passing out)
it is what it is......
His foot most likely touched the plate before he got tagged
Guess the ump couldn’t see it from where he was standing.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Love it.
See you tomorrow, folks.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

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