The Gamethread in Which Buehrle Pitches a Birthday Present
by U-God on Jul 23, 2009 12:40 PM CDT
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Thome suck vs Kazmir. Thome play two games tomorrow and one last night. :)
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by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope MB can concentrate on the game
I hear his parents got him a moon bouncer for his birthday party tonight!
¡signature!
And thank you! :D :D :D :D :D
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by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions
happy birthday
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions
welcome
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Happy Birthday hsa.
We’re gonna party like it’s your birthday.
Sip Bacardi like it’s your birthday…
Yes. Hell yes. Mercy. Grab bench. - O.M.
I thought you were bringing the joints...
;)
Mahalo!
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by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Would you prefer:
the Kona Gold,
Puna Butter,
Kauai Electric or the
Maui Wowee?
Yes. Hell yes. Mercy. Grab bench. - O.M.
Would you prefer:
the Kona Gold,
Puna Butter,
Kauai Electric or the
Maui Wowee?
Yes. Hell yes. Mercy. Grab bench. - O.M.
I was wondering where you were on that! ;) thanks!
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by homesickalien on Jul 24, 2009 8:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Happy birthday, OPOS.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT
Let's not get carried away here....
;)
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by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Happy birthday, POS.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
That's right.
And danke!
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by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
birthday
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Jul 23, 2009 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
FUCK YES! I LOVE IT! Thanks!! :D
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by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
That belongs on my facebook wall.
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by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
As long as it's not cip's face,
you’re good.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT
I for one think it would be hilarious if your face was in the corner of everything on this page.
Like the “toasty!” guy from Mortal Kombat.
THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS
I have this one as a tattoo
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by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
only seen them once.
01 butler field. best. concert. ever.
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
Hutchinson?
My first show of theirs (up to 5 now).
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by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Saw them in the Rosemont Theater right after OKC came out
Outstanding. A few other times and last year at Lolla was surprisingly thorough, catalog-wise
Even got a recording of it that was passed around online — outstanding quality!
¡signature!
My best friend sent me that bootleg for Christmas last year....great quality and great set (I was obviously bummed to miss it). I saw them out here (my first non-Chicago-show of theirs) and it was a brilliant performance.
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by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions
yes.
played ‘true love waits’ i think only for the second or third time.
nothing better.
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
For the encore nonetheless! Just Thom and an acoustic guitar.... siggghhhh.
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by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
not a fan of encores like that.
Saw Soundgarden and part of their encore was CC doing Black Hole Sun solo. Meh.
THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS
Wasn't the only encore...but iirc, it's how the encore (of multiple songs) began.
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by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Correct. And TLW began the 3rd....gosh, even better. And what ended it...? IMMERSE YOUR SOUL IN LOVE!
" Encore
17. Lurgee
18. I Might Be Wrong
19. Climbing Up the Walls
20. You and Whose Army
" 2nd Encore
21. Lucky
22. Fake Plastic Trees
" 3rd Encore
23. True Love Waits (Thom solo)
24. Street Spirit (Fade Out)
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by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
thanks birthday terrorbear
you did your job.
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
Is this THE game thread?
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Jul 23, 2009 12:51 PM CDT reply actions
Smells like one...
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by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Alcohol and crushed dreams?
Hint of peanuts.
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Jul 23, 2009 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Dingy basement, faint aroma of mom's cookies from upstairs...
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by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
where have you been?
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
oh really
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
trying to get his fingers out of some ____________ spotted dick.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 23, 2009 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
well that was nice to know
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
It looks real tasty, like all english food. No wonder your teeth rot. ;)
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 23, 2009 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Those are call ho-ho's or zingers
The french are the ones that mix meat and chocolate, by the way.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 23, 2009 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions
absolutely.
How many French dishes have you had that had 3 strands of asparagus, a lamb chop and some f*cking chocolate sauce designs on the plate?? Everyone one of my experiences with french cuisine includes some form of this crap.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 23, 2009 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions
He thinks French toast at Denny's is "French". And he refers to the chocolate chips they sprinkle on it.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
douchbags. no english chap is going to lecture me on food!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 23, 2009 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions
what is that?
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Flame seared cervena venison, beetroot and horseradish risotto, juniper and rosemary hollandaise in a chocolate sauce.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 23, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions
okay
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
In Pittsburgh you have to kill your own venison.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT
rats?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 23, 2009 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
They have Denny's in Peoria. French fries too.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
yeah , that really looks like classic french cooking
in reality it’s pompous crap served up for people with more money than taste
it looks tasty - but probably costs too many euros for the size of it.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 23, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Do you watch No Reservations?
I saw an episode where a small tin of fish cost 150 euros.
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 23, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Never seen it...who eats fish out of a tin?
did you mean peso’s?
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by BobbySouthSide on Jul 23, 2009 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27ayvxWcWvQ
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 23, 2009 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah, clams and mussels
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 23, 2009 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
you said hot dogs with chocolate
I said you were confused and said the french were the ones that put chocolate on meat, you said no, and I showed you a picture.
I know you are a limey.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 23, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Hoody...I got invited to a party my buddy's band is playing at in which
Playboy chick Barbie Murdock is going to be at…my sources tell me she’s a brit…Sadly, I have to go to DC for fucking work.
http://www.myspace.com/barbiemurdock
Formerly Crede's Crew
any chick named barbie is okay in my book.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 23, 2009 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah...from what I gather she's a looker...and blonde
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I thought you said she was a hooker...those are okay in my book too.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 23, 2009 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Barbie+Murdock+&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2&aq=f&oq=
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
Missing that bag of sand feeling?
Formerly Crede's Crew
I didn't know Marlon Wayans was a Sox fan...he always was my fave of the family
http://www.famousbirthdays.net/july23.htm
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I share a birthday with J-Lo, Amelia Earhart, Kramer, Simon Bolivar, and Karl Malone
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 23, 2009 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Not bad...just saw J-Lo and Anthony became part owners of the Dolphins
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John Cusack, John Elway, Kelly Pickler and King Henry VIII for moi
Formerly Crede's Crew
Bigger teeth, Elway or Clayton Richard?? Too close to call in my book.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 23, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
ESPN is including you in the lawsuit.
Walt Disney himself is coming after you!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 23, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
It really is...I'd give a slight edge to Elway, but we're splitting hairs here
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What a charismatic bunch...haha.
1965 Slash (guitarist)
Woot!
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by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I met him at Kingston Mines when I was like 9-10 years old...talk about awesome
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Under! he'll go 2-4 with 2k's.
Not my pick to click.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 23, 2009 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Under. I say he gets struck by lightning after 2.
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by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Over.
You can’t expect him to catch up to that gosh darn, ever-moving fastball. Too tricky.
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Jul 23, 2009 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions
The problem with taking the over here is that Kazmir might not last 4 times through the entire lineup...
and if he is out, Thome is in… that being said… over
thome's not coming in to play first
and if they move konerko to first, they lose the DH. it’s Josh for the duration today. i still take the under.
I like the way your Catbrains work.
Have I told you that before? :P
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by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmmm weren't working too well on this one...
as Ryno points out…
But I will still take the compliment with thanks!
Bah! Ryno! He seems like a dog person anyway...not to be trusted.
hehehe
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by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I like the line, but I'll follow the herd and predict under with 2
Formerly Crede's Crew
early game - excellent
it’s an extra hour in Holland, I love the sox, but staying up until 2 am to see the start of a game mid week is beyond even my constitiution
whats with that "might"
Buehrle rocks!
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions
i predict the sox have an above average chance of winning today
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
much better
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions
This is hilarious, very defenition of pot meeting kettle
http://www.movieline.com/2009/07/seth-rogen-entourage.php
Next we’re going to hear David Caruso talk about how The Wire is a boring show.
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Awww man...
as a long time reader of this blog I always had you pegged for someone with over half a brain… now I can no longer say that anybody with half a brain would hate Entourage… but comparing it to The Wire?? The show with the most substance ever being compared to a show with absolutely zero substance? That just hurts
Wait....what?
I was laughing at the creators of Entourage insulting Seth Rogen on their show, by questioning the reality of how an ugly, unfunny guy could get a hot chick….when that’s what happens on every episode of Entourage ever.
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 23, 2009 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions
It is?
Turtle…point taken
Other than that, I think the other 3 would get their share of girls.
Vince b/c he’s Vince… E b/c of his status and Drama b/c he’s Vince’s bro and somewhat of a celeb.
Formerly Crede's Crew
Real Life Turtle is actually seeing Real Life Jamie Lynn.
Which is disgusting.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
but you know what...I'm not sure if it's weirder in reality or on the show
Either way, it’s straight out of a parallel universe
Formerly Crede's Crew
They're both from the NYC area, which makes it more plausible
I just find it ironic the writers of Entourage would lambaste Seth Rogen for not being funny. I can only speak for myself, but I haven’t laughed at anything that didn’t involve Ari or Lloyd since probably the 2nd season.
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 23, 2009 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions
You're telling me you don't laugh when E or Turtle busts on Drama's bitch ass?
Come on.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
True...show has been on a steady decline since then, you're right
and I actually met turtle in 2006…he’s just like he is on the show…must be the easiest job ever. He’s a cool dood though…gave me a free drink from his bottle of goose at a Party he hosted
Formerly Crede's Crew
I wouldn't ever say it was "good"
but I did watch the entire first season enjoying it… but then the second season came around and I suddenly realized “HOLY SHIT! This isn’t supposed to be parody?!”
i lilke rogen
and entourage is boooooring
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Jul 23, 2009 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Just some old hag
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 23, 2009 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey! Congrats on the the top Fanpost on SSS!
You’re in line for ROY for that.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
why is castro catching?
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 1:06 PM CDT reply actions
(sticking my tongue out at you)
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions
day game after night game... DH tomorrow
Formerly Crede's Crew
thank you
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions
also, kazmir throws with his left hand
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Jul 23, 2009 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions
and MB is off to the races!
Formerly Crede's Crew
mark buerhle's MO
since i dont want to pitch anymore, ill just make sure the game is over in no more than an hour and 15 minutes
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
as in box elder MO
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 23, 2009 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions
He's got St. Louis on his mind
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 23, 2009 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions
He wants to play alongside Nelly in 2012
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i wonder what the saviors hair will look like
by sox1 on Jul 23, 2009 1:11 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
nice and easy fuck them rays
bollocks to peter bendix
arseholes to R.J, fucking Anderson
and a big cunt off to Sky fucking Wankman
regards
by hoodlight on Jul 23, 2009 1:13 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
whoa shit. hahahaha!
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by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn these afternoon games.
Kills my already-diminished post-lunch productivity.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Damn these 11 AM starts...have to miss an inning to go get food.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions
It's your birthday. Order in.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
whose birthday?
Did I miss something?
happy birthday!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 23, 2009 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Marlon Wayans and Monica Lewinsky & Slash
Formerly Crede's Crew
how has monica lewinsky helped you?
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions
oh you ugh
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions
He's learned to grab the DNA-stained evidence before he leaves.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
ruh roh...hope this isn't "On" Kazmir today
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http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090723&content_id=6017286&vkey=news_cws&fext=.jsp&c_id=cws
BA is victim of racism, wants out of organization….
Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!
i read that
get over it
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions
pppkm1 wrote:
What the Sox see in Duane Wise over Brian Anderson I will never understand. I am hopeful everytime Brian comes to the plate and totally disappointed every time I see Mr. Wise makes his inevitable outs. What am I missing here?
7/23/2009 2:03:08 PM
¡signature!
"hopeful"? What BA has he been watching??
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by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions
"I genuinely believe that if they are presented with the right opportunity, if they could get something fair, they will give me the opportunity to go play elsewhere."
Well, that ought to be easy, now that you’ve eliminated whatever microscopic trade value you had left.
Holy shit am I done with this guy.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
FAIR? Like a bucket of Dubble Bubble?!?
Sold!
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by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions
The flavor is great, but fleeting.
I wish we could say either about BA’s MLB career.
POS?
Chisox86 wrote:
Thats the icing on the cake, get this POS out of Chicago. What are you missing? Have you seen him since he began with the team in the 2005 season? Because of this kid, we thought we felt we could trade our all-star caliber CF…and for what? A .225 lifetime hitter. He was given every chance by this organization to become our starting CF and he blew every one.
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can you provide another link, this is no good
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 23, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
copy and paste is better, picktoclicks headline is a joke
i thought this was going to be like a joe cowley piece
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 23, 2009 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090723&content_id=6017286&vkey=news_cws&fext=.jsp&c_id=cws
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Is anyone's page jumping around whenever a post is made?
It’s getting annoying.
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Jul 23, 2009 1:28 PM CDT reply actions
because his hand hurts
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
slow running people
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 1:39 PM CDT reply actions
weak pop-out to third
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 23, 2009 1:39 PM CDT reply actions
Forwards
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 23, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh Good
Fields is here just in time to leave the bases juiced.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 23, 2009 1:39 PM CDT reply actions
yesssssss!!!!!sssasaaaa!
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by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Picking crow out of my teeth
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 23, 2009 1:41 PM CDT reply actions
who needs stanchar ;p
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 23, 2009 1:41 PM CDT reply actions
who needs stanchar ;p
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 23, 2009 1:41 PM CDT reply actions
DAMN
GRAND SLAM!!!!!!!!!!
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 1:41 PM CDT reply actions
while its fucking awesome
it makes me hate the fucker even more!
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
NEVER DOUBT TDOGG!!!!!!!
"I'm just here to provide street cred and a rosy outlook"- translation - unemployed life coach
understood, i'm back on the wagon yo
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 23, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
When you are right, you are right.
NOW GO GET A JOB, GD IT! ;)
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dead bird, nice
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
hehehe, scaredy cat
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
u welcome b*tches
lol.
"I'm just here to provide street cred and a rosy outlook"- translation - unemployed life coach
you mean ozzie is a racist genius
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 23, 2009 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
gave him the greenlight on 3-1
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Jul 23, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Can't be clutch in the 2nd inning
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 23, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
can't be clutch in july
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 23, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
now trade his ass why he has a little value
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
WTF?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 23, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, so you were the guy that watched that move. Got it.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 23, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
no way.
That movie shouldn’t have been made.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 23, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Fields: K this!
Must have heard us from LF
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 23, 2009 1:46 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
i pray for proper use of the reply button
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 23, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
and you may never get it
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions
now i know they arent sayin and they're just sayin..
but id prefer them to stop
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
someone ought to go on DRaysbay
and fetch up that game re cap that started by saying that Josh Fields is shit
Well, he is
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 23, 2009 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I know
just saying
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 23, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I remember when Hawkmeister declared Jose Valentin the "Miester of the 3 run homer".
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Seattle winning 1-0
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 23, 2009 1:53 PM CDT reply actions
hooray!!
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 23, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
wrong
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
This is
my first time, too
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 23, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
are we going to fast?
should we slow down? do you need more lube?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 23, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
We may have to send you to the minors to work on your reply failing.
And your bunting.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
you won't get much work done
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
But he will have ladies aplenty.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
just make sure you get to them first
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
You're well on your way, grasshopper.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Just 1/32".
SSSSS-EEEEE-LLLLL-LLLLL!!!!!
Anyone who thinks this team is going to catch Detroit is crazy.
Seriously, it's 4 innings
Stupid Hawk
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 23, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
If he keeps this up could get a no hitter
by hoodlight on Jul 23, 2009 2:00 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
I HOPE THEY LEFT TIME FOR A POSTGAME SHOW!
I’m just sayin’… A no-hitter is a good reason for a postgame show.
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
by SkanchoDanza on Jul 23, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
You're never going to make it into my top 5 cartoons if you keep wasting your time commenting on the 8th best baseball blog on the internetz.
THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS
You guys got it all wrong...
Buehrle is just a different kind of dude… he talks about his own no hitters while they are happening… he doesn’t give a shit if you do too… that just the kinda guy he is
i will smack you
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
rec'd
not sure if it was intentional, but i laughed for almost a good minute
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 23, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Stupid Brit
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 23, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
from a supposedly sabermetric blog
I’m shocked and ashamed that people on here believe in all that superstitious mumbo jumbo.
Nobody "believes" it.
But it’s more fun to participate in it in a fan group setting. So stop shitting all over the fun!
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
It seems to me that Q! is running as well as he ever has
I thought that he may go easy on it, real ginger like, but he seems to have no problems
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
mobile must be buggy
Says some nonsense about a josh fields GS yeah right.
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
by ChicagoPete on Jul 23, 2009 2:00 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Beckham hit: "semi line drive."
Bad guys hit harder: “can a corn.”
SSSSS-EEEEE-LLLLL-LLLLL!!!!!
Anyone who thinks this team is going to catch Detroit is crazy.
Cowleytitters
No takers on Brian Anderson. See the Sun-Times Inside the White Sox blog for more details.
¡signature!
Shocking
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 23, 2009 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
What kind of "details" could be added to that statement? The list of 29 teams that won't take him? All the players they WON'T trade us for him?
WTF
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
who cares
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Of the Stone Pony Sex Machine.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Would be an awesome
name for a rock band
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 23, 2009 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
always
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
hAS ANYONE NOTICED HOW SMALL THE BALL LOOKS IN bUERHRLE'S HAND?
(Heh.)
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bad OPOS brain
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT DID THAT JUST HAPPEN!!!!?>??
(I thought I posted this right after the Fields’ slam, before I went for lunch. However, it was still waiting here when I got back. Not timely, but oh well…JOSH FUCKING FIELDS!!!!AND HERE I WAS WAITING FOR THE BIG STRIKEOUT!!!!!!)
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
Yes, it did!
And happy birthday!
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 23, 2009 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions
What is this "lunch" event?
Must be related to a birthday thing.
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This Burly character's a pretty good pitcher.
How long has he been on the team?
THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS
for 8 years
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
how did that fail
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
i blame you
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
sure you are
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Whoosh.
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Your facts and figures appear to be somewhat misleading, madam.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
really
oh yeah i remember now, okay
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions
called up in 2000...became a member of the rotation in 2001
This is his 9th full time year, 10th overall
Formerly Crede's Crew
A diagonal line.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
He was knocked out in the 4th recently.
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2-0 Seattle in the 7th
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 23, 2009 2:14 PM CDT reply actions
Che!
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 23, 2009 2:16 PM CDT reply actions
Where were you in April?
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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One day of work in April?
The economy IS in the dumper.
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nah, i just worked with kids
its an all day job. School was finished by summertime. Notice his performance picked up in June.
we moar runz
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 2:16 PM CDT reply actions
dont say things like that
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
^have
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
truly
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't want to jinx anything guys
But Kazmir’s working on a five hitter…
THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS
5 runs on 5 hits?
Quite efficient.
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Fun times when Fields doesn't swing at 4 high fastballs
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 23, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Funny thing is, my two lunch-going coworkers had come to my desk to leave...and I was like, "Can I just finish this inning?"
So they sat and watched with me and when Fields came up, I said, “Here’s a strikeout. All Kazmir has to do is give him a meatball down the middle and this fucker will swing right over it….”
BAM!
YEEHAW!
I think I hit the ceiling leaping around the place…
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Need to yell "HELL YES!" "HELL YES!"
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 23, 2009 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
why are you padding your posts
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
If Cowley tweets a fucking word, I am on the next flight to rip his balls off with my bare hands.
Regards!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 2:20 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
i love celebrating my birthday with some good ball ripping
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 23, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
ouch, HSA
but good reason
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm rather fond of this comment.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
you'd think he's used to that by now
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 23, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
leave the island every once in a while hoodie.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 23, 2009 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank you. And I'd drink it after examining the glass very carefully.....
for hairbrushes.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Ouch! Better than using your musket I suppose
Formerly Crede's Crew
I'll have that strapped to my thigh anyway. haha!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
think we should take MB out after this innings
with such a big lead, this is a good opportunity to let Linebrink have a couple of innings, chance to get his eye back in and restore his confidence
stop drinking
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
You are still angry with us after the July 4th independence thing, aren't you?
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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Stan certainly is. Hates them bloody fireworks.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
He's dealing
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 23, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Sounds like maybe one pitch ruined his day.
Damn umpires!
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In a game like this you just leave Kazmir alone, nothing needs to be said
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 23, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait a minute
How long has it been since the Rays had a baserunner? At least 3 innings by my math
¡signature!
stay away
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
74 pitches through 6...how flippin inefficient can you be?
Formerly Crede's Crew
And one of the old white guys.
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i dont know if i hate old people
or white people more. either way, give me an old, white guy and i truly want to burn him at the stake
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 23, 2009 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
do they talk like that in that movie?
never saw it
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 23, 2009 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions
no, but it's about just exactly who you hate
it was fairly entertaining
Formerly Crede's Crew
always planned on seeing it
just don’t see many movies
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 23, 2009 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
which is tough to do, but yeah
Formerly Crede's Crew
About 80 minutes of Clint Eastwood saying racial slurs to Vietnamese people
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 23, 2009 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
And this was socially redeeming how?
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Well that's just the first part
The movie was actually good, loved the ending.
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 23, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Without giving it away...I loved that it was a realistic ending
Formerly Crede's Crew
I loved the reading of the will
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 23, 2009 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
So he dies.
Thanks a lot. DB.
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no no...he reads it to his two attesting witnesses
as req’d under the EPTL
Formerly Crede's Crew
He was in touch with his own mortality WU
I would think you would be too, I mean at your age and all…
THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS
he learned a lesson or something
Formerly Crede's Crew
Come on, baby, light my fire.
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The game is one hour old and we are in the sixth inning
Is Buehrle slowing the game on purpose?
just turned on ESPN2 and the first thing i hear is them talking about the game
assholes
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
Don't mention it. Let them be. They don't exist. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
they referred to them as mark buehrle
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 23, 2009 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
ESPN is awful seriously
i wish there was another big sports network that covered sports
The funny thing is...I know lots of Yankee fans who complain about their "Boston bias"
I just have to laugh at that one
Formerly Crede's Crew
at least
you got the N
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Jul 23, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Happy to see MB lowering his ERA to it's pre 7/12 level, back where it should be
Formerly Crede's Crew
i don't agree with call
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 2:32 PM CDT reply actions
should buerhle retaliate?
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 23, 2009 2:34 PM CDT reply actions
I just checked their lineup
and Sammy Sosa doesn’t appear to be in it.
by Off the bus running on Jul 23, 2009 2:34 PM CDT reply actions
Too busy watching John Travolta movie to pay any attention to possible baseball outcomes.
"What do you mean?" he answered. "I love the Outfield!"
i got his autograph when i was in the third grade
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
why
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm experiencing a tingling sensation in all of my limbs.
And I do mean all of them.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
really giving yourself a lot of credit
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 23, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
i will not bow near that alter
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 23, 2009 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions
longoria was the first guy since longoria to hit the ball in the air
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
are they trying to jinx this shit?
Hawk and the production crew are saying everything but the unsayable.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
let's not even speak of their speaking of it
Formerly Crede's Crew
jinx?
from one of the editors you should be ashamed of yourself, as if what that silly old cunt says will have anything to do with it
Nice 9 pitch inning...83 through 7...that efficiency thing is improving
for an old white guy
Formerly Crede's Crew
lets all just calm some shit down and not metion anything unmentionable
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
enter hoodie
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 23, 2009 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions
you would be the one
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope they have Dotel warming up
He needs to get some work in. Lets put him in for the 8th or the 9th
Call your illegitimate sons, call your illegitimate daughters
Call your facebook friends
¡signature!
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
by SkanchoDanza on Jul 23, 2009 2:42 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
The last time he did this, via an LOLcat in my email, the game was BLOWN. So let it be known....if something doesn't happen, it's all Carl's fault.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Honorary mention to Hoody
Formerly Crede's Crew
THIS IS WHY I READ GIL THORPE
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 23, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
ouch- you know where it hurts, OM.
If I had the ability to change the course of the universe, I wouldn’t be here directing the fate of the White Sox…. aw, who am i kidding? That’s exactly what I’d be doing!
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
by SkanchoDanza on Jul 23, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Why, yes, Carl, I believe he can.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT
Mark Buehrle is the coolest cat to ever wear a White Sox uniform.
56!
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
by SkanchoDanza on Jul 23, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions
rec'd
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions
no fucking chance will he do this
Rays are far too good not to get someone on in the rest of their at bats
by hoodlight on Jul 23, 2009 2:43 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
kazmir
checking him out
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
injury delay
per gameday?
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Jul 23, 2009 2:44 PM CDT reply actions
PItcher was hit on a pods grounder up the middle
bounced off his ankle to pena
yeah, what's up with that
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 23, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Christ, stuck at the office and can't witness this
uh….AB by Alexei
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
Nothing to see here. Move along, Pete. Just move along.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions
i thought women are the fucking rake?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 23, 2009 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions
GOD BLESS MY SLINGBOX!
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
dude, watch some youtube clips of the wire to pass the time
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 23, 2009 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
fail
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions
uh huh
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Is Buehrls doing something out of the ordinary today?
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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Not really
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 23, 2009 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
he's throwing a baseball in a game
only does that about 30 times a year
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 23, 2009 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions
He always gets fat strippers after the game, regardless of the outcome
if that’s what you mean.
by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 23, 2009 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah its not right
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
maybe peavy changes his mind?
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Jul 23, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
taking 3 of 4 from the hottest team in the AL
with the 5th & 7th starter going in two of them, not too shabby.
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
His best effort of the year.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Sounds painful for Beckham.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
asswipes
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions
quick get water
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
maybe if you included one more exclamation point
i would’ve understood to not go there
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 23, 2009 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha, Hawk has been talking since the 4th
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 23, 2009 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions
he ain't superstitious
he was defiant when Sweaty Freddy had it going.
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
but he is heavy,
my brother
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Jul 23, 2009 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions
omfg
Stone, too
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- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 23, 2009 2:50 PM CDT reply actions
SHUT UP, HAWK
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 2:51 PM CDT reply actions
i love that dusty baker
thought it was a good idea to bring in massett to face manny
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
make yourself some soup
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Jul 23, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Hear that HSA
Nancy played a little happy birthday for ya.
THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS
I'M SO FUCKING DELIRIOUS RIGHT NOW!!!! A AHHHHHHH!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions
They are counting down the remaining outs on espn
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Jul 23, 2009 2:55 PM CDT reply actions
come on now
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't agree with call
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 2:56 PM CDT reply actions
plz explain (no game access)
Formerly Crede's Crew
that was a good inside strike but he didn't get it
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I have to say, I am getting pretty crapulent right now
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i need tums
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 2:58 PM CDT reply actions
don't do it
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
CALLL YIDSPOJDLDS SONS AND SHIT
¡signature!
by billyok on Jul 23, 2009 2:59 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
The coolness of Beckham
Gloving that ball. Awesome.
Hawk needs to be punched in the dick
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I am losing my mind.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I'm not a betting man, but if I was, I'd be inclined to say that at 100 pitches through 8,
Ozzie may not turn to the bullpen here
Formerly Crede's Crew
screw the bullpen
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
stop trying to screw us over
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Why are you guys so nervous....we gotta 5 run lead!
Whoooo hoo! (tongue in cheek)
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
smack you, man
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions
A BIG NO!!!!!!!!!
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions
We should bring in Jenks for the 9th
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 23, 2009 3:01 PM CDT reply actions
screw rothlesbergl;aksjd
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Jul 23, 2009 3:01 PM CDT reply actions
Seattle wins 2-1
0.5 out baby
Formerly Crede's Crew
that is reflected in my post
Formerly Crede's Crew
he said half game
"I'm just here to provide street cred and a rosy outlook"- translation - unemployed life coach
i knew it was over
damn hawk
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions
can't say
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Fields is back!
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 23, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
that's nothing new
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Can we get
Aardsma back?
SSSSS-EEEEE-LLLLL-LLLLL!!!!!
Anyone who thinks this team is going to catch Detroit is crazy.
if anyone needs to distract themselves from this...
may i recommend a google image search of gabe kapler? put stone pony between he and burrell and they’d outclass ba in the honey department.
breathe
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm gonna kick hawl
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:04 PM CDT reply actions
that too
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions
where?
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions
oh that's terrible
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions
ESTOY NERVIOSO
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 23, 2009 3:05 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
franklin, hehe yeah...
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Jul 23, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions
im right there with ya, just got off the phone with my sons and my daughters
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
I've got to pee
But I’m not getting up till this is ovah! This is lucky piss I tell ya!
THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS
we're so glad you feel that way
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
just what I want to hear about
manny
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Jul 23, 2009 3:06 PM CDT reply actions
Can they just win, I've got to urinate
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so glad espn is letting me hear hawk
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
beautiful catch
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions
screaming
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions
HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
WISEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:07 PM CDT reply actions
Yess!!!!!!!!
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 23, 2009 3:07 PM CDT reply actions
omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgom
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deep fly out to wise caught it over the fence
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
it was great
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Dewayne Wise=Blacktion Jackson
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 23, 2009 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyy god
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if we win, we 10-10 vs AL east
takes the sting out of the toronto series earlier this year
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 23, 2009 3:10 PM CDT reply actions
Fuck Yess
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 23, 2009 3:10 PM CDT reply actions
PERFECT GAMEEEEEEEEEEE@@@@@@!
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:10 PM CDT reply actions
HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY SHIT
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 23, 2009 3:10 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
OH MY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
YESSSSSSSSSSSS.... HAPPY BDAY MUTHA FUCKIN HSA
Formerly Crede's Crew
ASD CVAZKUXICOUYGASXICOQVBCWISEHUODBFXASQ0O8YDCVas6 c[
ojisqfc
A[asodugh a
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knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
unbelievable
MB with 2 of them in his career, one perfect
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
Does he qualify as an "ace" yet?
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT
the 18th time to happen in history
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 23, 2009 3:11 PM CDT reply actions
when was the last? Cone?
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Jul 23, 2009 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Randy Johnson
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 23, 2009 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
johnson, 2004
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 23, 2009 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
johnson, 2004
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 23, 2009 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Best birthday present ever, huh HSA?
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 23, 2009 3:12 PM CDT reply actions
A no-hitter and a perfect game
IT’S MARK FUCKING BUEHRLE HAHAHAHA
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flagged
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
are you for real
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
ME TOO. my whole office is scared, but i don't care. i'm so fucking happy right now.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
25 will be a great year for you, HSA
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
nah dude
this is as good as it gets. might as well leap off the needle.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
thats terrible
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
They can't ever trade B
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Jul 23, 2009 3:13 PM CDT reply actions
So Am I
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 23, 2009 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy Shit, way to go Buehrle!
with an assist to Wise [BA would have had that ;)]
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
haha, fight the power
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 23, 2009 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck BA... DWeezy baby!
Formerly Crede's Crew
BEST CATCH OF THE YEAR....SO GLAD THEY MOVED PODS!!!!!!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Pods vs. wall
Don’t see Pods making that play.
by EddyStanky'sGhost on Jul 23, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions
OH YEAH
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't believe Wise made that catch ice-cold off the bench
Seriously, he can go 0-12 before I go back to hating him.
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You can cancel the postgame show
i had this ready to go and never had to use it…hell yeah!!
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
Who's racist now?
I’d to see BA make that play.
by Ghost of Guyton on Jul 23, 2009 3:15 PM CDT reply actions
that's right
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
espn2 "live coverage of history in the making"
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Jul 23, 2009 3:16 PM CDT reply actions
seriously gents
this is my first gamethread. i think it’s all downhill from here.
holy shit, especially the dwise catch
Wow
A bunch of newbies today. And what a great day to pop that cherry!
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 23, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions
nice effort, hoody!
Not all games can be non-perfect. Get out there and jinx them tomorrow:)
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
by SkanchoDanza on Jul 23, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Retropsectively,
I really enjoyed all your comments, good laughs, well done.
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
Holy shit, I just noticed that Buehrle hasn't given up any hits yet.
Wait … I’m not supposed to say that am I? Crap … DELETE DELETE DEL
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 23, 2009 3:17 PM CDT reply actions
consider the odds
us cellular and below average sox D
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 23, 2009 3:17 PM CDT reply actions
actually, smaller field means less hits
albeit more home runs
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Jul 23, 2009 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions
this is amazing to me.
with that D!
not Beckham and Q!, Mark is the true unmoved mover
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
Wow, what a performance.
Lopez wants it away, and it's hit deep to left center, Andruw Jones on the run, this one has a chance... home run!!, Mike Piazza!, and the Mets lead 3 to 2!!
-Howie Rose
Gary Thorne=Simply the Best!
by The American Mr.Hockey on Jul 23, 2009 3:17 PM CDT reply actions
Now I drink the tears of the losers
Fuck Buehrle
Fuck the White Sox
Fuck Hawk
by Raymondo on Jul 23, 2009 3:12 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
im going to lick the shit off of your face, defecate your shit, and then stick my head in the shit i just defecated which is mostly comprised of your shit
So long, Sweet Lime!
by PlayOnWords on Jul 23, 2009 3:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
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Can any game that is broadcast with Hawk at the microphone really be a “perfect” game?
As I’ve told you before, I never repeat myself.
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well im going to hear about this for
5 years
wells4roty
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 23, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions
i hate ESPN
always look at the negative
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:18 PM CDT reply actions
oh yeah
kiss it you east coast loving assesss
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Ozzie looks like a genius for putting in DeWizzle
Man, hsa knows how to throw a party.
Yes. Hell yes. Mercy. Grab bench. - O.M.
uh yeah
perfect game
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Buehrle's pitching pretty well -- Rays haven't gotten a man in scoring position yet.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 23, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Did I miss something?
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
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Where is the beer poured on his head?
"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."
he got pied
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
See what happens when you FUCK a stranger in the ass?
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Jul 23, 2009 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions
fucking social studies...
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
DeWayne Wise has a place carved out in history
think about that. DeWayne Wise is a hero. For the White Sox.
I sponsor that fucking guy!!!!
WAHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Ozzie should've kept BA.
Would’ve partied much harder tonight than DW.
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Almost as difficult as the Fields slammie!!!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
they are in the midst of crowning him the best defender ever
yeah he will
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Jul 23, 2009 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll never complain about Wise agan
He’s a made guy now!!!
Heh. Nice.
NOW GO GET YOUR SHINEBOX!
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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I hate ESPN as much as the next guy...
but a perfect game is a perfect game… I wouldn’t be surprised if the top 10 is top 10 moments from this game… but Wise’s catch will 100% be on there… I’d bet anything on that
Taking odds?
I say it will be no. 1.
by EddyStanky'sGhost on Jul 23, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Quite a birthday present, huh?
SSSSS-EEEEE-LLLLL-LLLLL!!!!!
Anyone who thinks this team is going to catch Detroit is crazy.
This may be the best day of my 25 godforsaken years!!!!
I can’t stand it!!!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions
The only day that rivals this, for real..... and 10/26, by the way, will be my wedding date (already planned for that years ago...).
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Let us know where you're registerred
We’ll pitch in and buy you an entire perfect game glassware set
¡signature!
are you allowed to marry a cat in washington state?
Formerly Crede's Crew
BWAHAHAHHAAHAHA!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions
On my 25th birthday I watched our boys kill the Red Sox 14-2 in game one of the 2005 ALDS.
Glad to see there’s another person in the world with a memorable White Sox birthday!
THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS
My birthday is in December, so fuck you both!
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
Wow
this is amazing, a perfect game and first place
Wonder what Buehrle gets Wise.
I say a real expensive gold Rolex.
SSSSS-EEEEE-LLLLL-LLLLL!!!!!
Anyone who thinks this team is going to catch Detroit is crazy.
I say a guaranteed roster spot
so he can qualify for the pension. Screw the Rolex.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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LOOK AT ALL THE BANDWAGON JUMPERS-ON!
Welcome, folks. We’ve been here for awhile.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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Don't worry, they'll be gone tomorrow when Colon gets firebombed.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 23, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions
where did these people come from?
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions
for shame
i guess you need winning baseball to stop you from killing youself
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions
1. Fields slam. 2. Wise catch. 3. Buehrls perfection. ACK! DON'T GET BETTER THAN THIS DAY RIGHT HERRRRRE!
:) :) :) :)
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Um, you ARE a fan if it doesn't get better than that...
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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And here I was just gonna give you this homemade macaroni birthday card
Looks positively shameful now
¡signature!
I SAID SCREW WORK, I'M GOIN' OUT TO THE CAR AND LISTEN TO THE 9TH
I’m sure damn glad I did!!!
I need a MB Jersey
I was gonna wait until he went to the cards, you know, so I wouldn’t look like a fool when he did
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Jul 23, 2009 3:27 PM CDT reply actions
i got one haha
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Kinda like the headline on the WWL right now
Although OM might want to look away
LOL, that's a classic
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 23, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions
updated
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfect_game
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
thanks
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank you sir...
Sorry that this might keep Manny highlights off of ESPN for a day… don’t worry they will be back tomorrow
And that's BEFORE the game even started!!! oh what a bday!!!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Buehrls has just guaranteed himself a job in the Sox organization forever
next to Baines/Kittle/Melton, etc. Even if he finishes his career with the Cards. Damn, it must be good to be MB!
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Guys with multiple no-hitters (from some random site I found):
Nolan Ryan (7); Sandy Koufax (4); Larry Corcoran, Bob Feller and Cy Young (3); Jim Bunning, Steve Busby, Carl Erskine, Bob Forsch, Pud Galvin, Ken Holtzman, Randy Johnson, Addie Joss, Hub (Dutch) Leonard, Jim Maloney, Christy Mathewson, Hideo Nomo, Allie Reynolds, Warren Spahn, Bill Stoneman, Virgil Trucks, Johnny Vander Meer and Don Wilson (2).
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 23, 2009 3:31 PM CDT reply actions
Pud. Heh.
Were you proud to see Holzman and Koufax on there? Damn Jews have about 3 ML’ers in history and 2 of them throw no-no’s.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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And now......
The President of the United States
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 23, 2009 3:33 PM CDT reply actions
if this thread doesnt have 50 rec's, ill kill a bitch
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
also, i love that Obama was on hold for MB.
i fuckin love baseball
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
wait what?
obama called buehrle to congratulate him?
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
yep
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions
nice, link?
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
they said it on TV
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
sweet
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
Girlfriends just dont understand
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Jul 23, 2009 3:34 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Nor do boyfriends....frealzies.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Over at Drays Bay, when they're not calling Buehrle mediocre
(okay, so it’s one tool calling Buehrle mediocre) They’re writing gems like this (those itals are so mine):
Dwayne Wise robbed Kapler of a HOMERUN.
I cannot believe this catch he made. Buehrle should create Wise for his perfect game cause Kapler had that homerun
“Doesn’t Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??” – Will Farrell as Harry Carey
by Gone Phishing on Jul 23, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
As we all know, it doesn't count if you rely on good defense
Also, the umps handed Buehrle at least 14 outs. WHY DOES THE GOVERNMENT HATE THE RAYS SO MUCH?
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 23, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions
ESPN sure knows how to target meatheads
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
BREAKING NEWS: BRETT FARVE? WILL HE OR WON'T HE??
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Jul 23, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
rec'd
“Mark Buehrle threw a perfect game, what that means for Farve’s comeback right after the break”
Lupe, release the balloons!
thank you!
I saw none of this game and am now crying. Christ Almighty.
I love you guys.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT
I cannot stop watching it.
Still can barely see the keyboard. Fortunately my secretary has gone home.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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Amazing, huh?
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll be watching the archive of this many times over...
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Things I've noticed, Zapruder-film-analyzing-like:
Billy Pierce never looked so good.
Buehrle kept his composure after the catch, probably realizing he had 2 more to go. What a pro.
Our LF fans are not idiots – no one attempted to get in Wise’s way to interfere with the catch.
Have I mentioned that I love you guys? I plan on even hugging Toonder Saturday. All is forgiven.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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by winningugly on Jul 23, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Buehrle kept his composure after the catch, probably realizing he had 2 more to go. What a pro."
This
Formerly Crede's Crew
I LOVE YOU TOO! Toonder called me immediately..... Give him a bear sqeeze for me too!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
According to someone on Bless You Boys
Gameday initially had scored as a double
That's what Toonder said too...STUPIDS!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Bastard, I'm the one who told him that!!!
Have you ever met Toonder in real life?
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
Actually, he gave you credit (said you were chatting)... and no, I have not. Someday, perchance.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 24, 2009 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Well, you're sure missing out
(He has birds living in his beard)
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
If and when MLB produces the DVD and sends it my way and I'm done reviewing it
I’ll put a bow on it and it’s yours
¡signature!
Wipe it off first, please.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I always knew you two would end up together.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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so lets see:
1. Cheat
2. MM
3. billok
thats at least three people youve said will end up with hsa, Im sure theres more.
I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
started with colin....
toonder…
hazy….
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions
well you better start considering these options anyway
you are closer to 30 then you are to 20 now…
I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
Personally, I don't give out more than a 3 year deal to anyone approaching 30
Formerly Crede's Crew
well you better start considering these options anyway
you are closer to 30 then you are to 20 now…
I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
Thanks for the link!
Work made me miss this one.
by SoxFanOnTheNorthwestSide on Jul 23, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Cards Fan here
Just wanted to stop by and say congrats for the local boy. The only time I have seen Buerhle pitch was in high school. I went to the same HS as him and honestly I wasn’t overly impressed. How far he has traveled.
Stat Whore
we are proud of him
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
HE'S OURS! YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM! (Yet.)
Thanks.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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18 th perfecto in baseball history.
16 in the modern era.(since 1900)
Yes. Hell yes. Mercy. Grab bench. - O.M.
I was born at 17:17 and I have 17 letters in my name. This was meant to be.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Any chance
that Podsednik catches that ball.
SSSSS-EEEEE-LLLLL-LLLLL!!!!!
Anyone who thinks this team is going to catch Detroit is crazy.
i dont think so.
BA maybe.
With adrenalin though, who knows.
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
he would've fell apart
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 23, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Pods against the wall
Based on his recent adventures with the wall, he doesn’t seem to have a good feel for putouts there.
by EddyStanky'sGhost on Jul 23, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Absolutely not.
Wise got a helluva jump and timed his leap absolutely perfectly.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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I didn't think Hawk could get it up anymore
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Jul 23, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I honestly thought we would be nowhere close to first place after that 20-1 loss the same
day we were spurned by Peavy.
i love this whole team
wise and fields included, for once
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
So if MLB says...
…the Sox are half a game back, and Comcast says they’re tied, does Brian Anderson make that catch?
by IceColdFalstaff on Jul 23, 2009 3:46 PM CDT reply actions
I also heard that its been a while since that other team has won a championship. Any
truth to this rumor?
There's another baseball team in Chicago?
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
They recently won the 2009 Cubs/Nationals Invitiational Classic
swept it in four games, even!
¡signature!
just thought about it, dye and nix were not involved at all defensively
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
Did you see the called Mark out of the press conference so he could
take Mr. President’s call?
NICE
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
9th inning before youtube takes it down
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoqnE0m588I
"Lemonade was a popular drink back in the day and it still is.."
Gangstarr
wow, finally saw the catch, AMAZING!
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 23, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Better only because Hawk isn't cut off at the end.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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Huh
Both of Buehrle’s no-nos have come after the last person to do it was named Sanchez. (I’m sorry for the grammatical massacre that this sentence is, but work with me.)
http://espn.go.com/mlb/history/nohitters
And Sanchez’s catcher was named Lincoln and the other Sanchez’s catcher was named Johnson.
breakout day
first place
five-over for the first time all season
d-wise a hero
the perfect game
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 23, 2009 3:59 PM CDT reply actions
I think we should ban the Cheat.
Good things happen when hes not here.
just saying…
I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
dear U-God
you must be some kind of psychic, as this thread was titled beautifully
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
and happy b-day to you btw
pretty sweet present
I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
Best ever. Thank you!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions
dear hoodlight
i apologize to you mate. im sure youll sleep well tonight and i will forever not hate you again!
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
has there been a 1000 post thread (in modern era)
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Jul 23, 2009 4:10 PM CDT reply actions
color me disappointed
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Jul 23, 2009 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions
We couldn't do it without you.
No really…you post about 500 comments in every thread you’re in.
:D
hahahahaha
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm a fast typist and thoughts come to me swiftly and continuously
It is a gift and a calling
¡signature!
and to some extent, a burden, I would imagine
Formerly Crede's Crew
have you ever heard of Maslow's heirarchy of needs?
I need this sense of belonging, see.
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Jul 23, 2009 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions
oh, that was for him
first day, y’all
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Jul 23, 2009 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions
isnt that the 'there is porn for everything' rule?
I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
i spelld it out jic of that possibility
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Jul 23, 2009 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Alright...I am seriously considering getting a Wise shirt and wearing it to Yankee stadium
or maybe a Buehrle one
Formerly Crede's Crew
And now I can't get back to work
too much excitement, need a day off so I can be at a bar
need 1000 comment thread
Lupe, release the balloons!
ha! Nice layup.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm finding it hard.
And hard to get back to work.
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
by SkanchoDanza on Jul 23, 2009 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions
For real...I can't focus at all...I'm going to be here all night at this rate
But you know what, it’s worth it.
Formerly Crede's Crew
So, Buehrle pitches a perfect game. And Josh Fields hits a grand slam. And Dewayne Wise makes an unreal play to save said perfect game. And the Sox climb into first for the first time since May 1. And this all supposedly happens on on hsa's birthday.
There is no freakin’ way this actually happened right? hsa, prepare to wake up in 3 … 2 … 1 …
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 23, 2009 4:22 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
freal.
i’ve never been conscious of being in someone else’s dream before.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
It's kinda cool. I am 6'10 and can levitate and breathe fire.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 23, 2009 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions
are you one of the five best rappers alive?
is your name dylan?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 23, 2009 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions
the metamorphosis, it is a-changin'
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Jul 23, 2009 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Im on a beach, with the President,
and you were there, and you were there, and you too cip
I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
by e-gus on Jul 23, 2009 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
think buehrle's a lou reed fan?
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Jul 23, 2009 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions
needs a stone pony
it is hsa’s dream after all.
I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
Sh*t e-gus
I’m still laughing out loud ! ! ! ! ! ! (tears clogging my view of the unicorn)
" i'm sure you've been right on something at some point."
-by Larry on May 28, 2009 4:55 PM PST
Fuck yeah!!!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions
This is my current facebook status. :)
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I propose another game thread for the comcast replay.
I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
ah i second your proposal
I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR ALL !
" i'm sure you've been right on something at some point."
-by Larry on May 28, 2009 4:55 PM PST
I really have to leave now to go celebrate this and my bday.
Enjoy the replay tonight….!!
I LOVE YOU, BUEHRLS!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
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