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In Which The White Sox Attempt To Soldier On Without BA

Chicago White Sox at Minnesota Twins, Jul 28, 2009 7:10 PM CDT




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Drawing straws to see who grabs Q's ass

in lieu of BA. I predict Fields.

And the hijinks ensue!

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 28, 2009 6:33 PM CDT reply actions  

thunderdome

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 6:34 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Oh my....oh my oh my oh my. Even with a signature Gomez face! Nice work.

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

short memory. this was from the awfulness series last september, non?

whose silver lining was the SSHination and setup of 163, right?

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 28, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

It looked familiar, but I still wanted to give praise.

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep. also have this.

appropriate.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh no

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

A classic!! You didn't lose everything with that thumb-a-mabob.

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

As it is.

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

"....and a happy ending. extra thumb-a-mabob please"

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

lost unprinted teeshirt designs.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Too big to fit in the image.

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

used all the world's remaining gas.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

And does it in less than an hour, combined.

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 28, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah. This is the game he gives up 7 in the 1st but still wins.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 28, 2009 6:48 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

BA!!!!!!!!!

WHY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jul 28, 2009 6:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jul 28, 2009 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you go away on this summer day,
Then you might as well take the sun away;
All the birds that flew in the summer sky,
When our love was new and our hearts were high;
When the day was young and the night was long,
And the moon stood still for the night birds song.
If you go away, if you go away, if you go away.
But if you stay, Ill make you a day
Like no day has been, or will be again;
Well sail the sun, well ride on the rain,
Well talk to the trees and worship the wind.
Then if you go, Ill understand,
Leave me just enough love to fill up my hand,
If you go away, if you go away, if you go away.
If you go, as I know you will, you must tell the world to stop turning
Till you return again, if you ever do, for what good is love without loving you,
Can I tell you now, as you turn to go, Ill be dying slowly till the next hello,
If you go away, if you go away, if you go away.
But if you stay, Ill make you a night
Like no night has been, or will be again.
Ill sail on your smile, Ill ride on your touch,
Ill talk to your eyes that I love so much.
But if you go, go, I wont cry,
Though the good is gone from the word goodbye,
If you go away, if you go away, if you go away.
If you go away, as I know you must,
Therell be nothing left in the world to trust,
Just an empty room, full of empty space,
Like the empty look I see on your face.
Id have been the shadow of your shadow
If I thought it might have kept me by your side.
If you go away, if you go away, if you go away.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 28, 2009 6:50 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Wow. That's long.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 28, 2009 6:51 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

And fucking redundant.

I believe you posted this earlier. Attention whore.

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 28, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't double post on different threads.

OK, maybe once.

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 28, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's got me by 5 years in chronology

and 50 in crotchetiness.

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 28, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Get off my fucking lawn. And take Tooper with you.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 28, 2009 6:59 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

who's Tooper?

I’m Thooper. Thimply Thooper.

by Trooper on Jul 28, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think he meant Pooper.

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 28, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

thankth for athking

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 28, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did you get another tongue piercing?

I’m beginning to see larry was right.

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 28, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Never!

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

You do. You just don't remember. OPOS

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 28, 2009 6:56 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Seeing if my new (finally) cut and paste saved the last itm

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 28, 2009 6:54 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Item. And it does!

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 28, 2009 6:55 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

EMILIANA TORRINI!!!

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jul 28, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually, Jaque Brel

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 28, 2009 6:57 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Oh, Ive only heard Emilianas version.

Its amazing though.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jul 28, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hopefully Buehrle's the guy to

help stave off our psychological ineptitude in that building.

by dantesox on Jul 28, 2009 6:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Sure.

And in this particular circumstance, I believe the etiology of that ineptness is psychological. I don’t play that card often, I assure you.

by dantesox on Jul 28, 2009 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Etiology".

You MUST be a therapist. Or play one in your relationships.

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 28, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's just score 10 in the first and do away with the psych stuff altogether.

Oh, and I should add have increased that to a 15 run lead going into the seventh.

by dantesox on Jul 28, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

So if Josh "Grand Slam" Fields is demoted next

is this like some mark buehrle perfect game version of Final Destination?

it sounded better in my head when i visualized it

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 28, 2009 6:46 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

i still got a smile out of it.

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 28, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I liked it too

Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...

by Brush Back on Jul 28, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ill have to rec it

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jul 28, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is that a movie?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 28, 2009 6:49 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jul 28, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why WU pic in reply?

Hee

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 28, 2009 6:53 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Ha

That’s the picture that SamFels uses for his editor’s column of The Committed Indian (unofficial Blackhawks game program).

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 28, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

It doesn't matter.

It’s all over. You said it yourself, Fred.

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 28, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yankees/White Sox

Thurs night in HD on mlb TV woohoo!

"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."

by ChicagoPete on Jul 28, 2009 6:51 PM CDT reply actions  

I'll be in the NY vicinity for that series

I’ll be listening on the radio for some Suzyn Waldman freakoutage

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 28, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone Else Excited

For Swisher’s return to The Cell?

by PaulieK14 on Jul 28, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

sort of

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

blowup dolls and shaving cream pies for all!

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

what a skank

"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."

by ChicagoPete on Jul 28, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm just psyched thay they're finally on mlbtv

I haven’t seen a weeknight game all year, this is the first Sox game they’ve bothered televising.

"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."

by ChicagoPete on Jul 28, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

they're usually not on mlb.tv?

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 28, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm in a blackout zone

I’ve tried giving them my money, they won’t take it. I’m reduced to streaming shite from China.

"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."

by ChicagoPete on Jul 28, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

proxies? it's how i get around the national blackouts

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 28, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm a little hesistant on proxies

I’ve heard they’ll hunt you down like a dog for that, go figure

"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."

by ChicagoPete on Jul 28, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

:: shrug ::

guess since i’m not using it every day (FOX games only) i’m under the radar, but i haven’t caught shit for it yet. i’ve got friends that got shit for torrenting either HBO or FOX tv shows, but that’s about it

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 28, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hasn't been worth the potential hassle

until recently – the team hasn’t been very interesting, but it’s all changed since Beckham got called up.

"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."

by ChicagoPete on Jul 28, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's all in yesterday's game thread

it’s garbage, but it’s better than watching box scores refresh

"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."

by ChicagoPete on Jul 28, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, anyone talk with colin lately?

I think Getz has him tied up in a closet.

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 28, 2009 6:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Cheat banned him for the game thread fiascos.

Heard he was promoting OM.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 28, 2009 7:02 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

First we outsource to him and then he gets editor? I'm going to start getting a caucasian complex.

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

X Chromosome.

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 28, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ohhhh....that's right...I had blocked out that reason.

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cheat gets a discount at 7-11

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 28, 2009 7:08 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I can arrange discounts!!

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

HSA=Slurpee

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 28, 2009 7:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

mad with power!

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

didn't know someone had thrown consecutive no hitters.

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 28, 2009 7:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Freal?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 28, 2009 7:02 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

stoney said it so it must be true.

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 28, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Month.

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 28, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Year.

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 28, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

No. I mean freal you didn't know?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 28, 2009 7:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

oh shit the game's over?

Comcast showing the encore next

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 28, 2009 7:02 PM CDT reply actions  

whats up with the bandaid on stone pony?

is that where they took out his brain so hawk can understand him?

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 7:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Saw it yesterday and thought lobotomy right away.

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's trying to do the nelly thing, but ended up OPOSing it

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 28, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Big facepalm, Stone. Big facepalm.

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's getting hot in here

So take off all Steve’s clothes

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 28, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

(kind of like it)

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

kind of?!?

the Smokers, c’mon!

"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."

by ChicagoPete on Jul 28, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

better than the postman.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

how can you not love "The Postman"

You just don’t get the intense symbolism.

"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."

by ChicagoPete on Jul 28, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't remember that line

I’ve never made it through more than 10 minutes

"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."

by ChicagoPete on Jul 28, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

aw sad.

minutes 12-19 were the best part… 20-14419 kinda dragged though

by Trooper on Jul 28, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha.

I like post-apocalyptic stuff too.

tom petty.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

well its nice to look at in hd at least.

but its my least favorite of his nine 5 hour epics.

by Trooper on Jul 28, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I had to watch a movie yesterday called The Chaos Experiment

That’s the nicest thing I can say about it

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 28, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh excellent, a mark buehrle perfect game commemorative BAT

That’ll go great with my ironic 1980s cartoon character t-shirts

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 28, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions  

thought it was very ironic too

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 28, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

makes no sence.

drooling, brainless steve stone loves it.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't start counting

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

cheap skate

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

ERROR

Twins

Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity

by OznCoop on Jul 28, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

their new place next season is called Target field?

or what is it? either way it looks pretty damn coopl maybe i will actually take a trip up there

by i_like_turtles on Jul 28, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're right

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Plenty of seats available in April I bet

Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...

by Brush Back on Jul 28, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

The basement?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 28, 2009 7:16 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

i love the basement

mom doesnt bother me in the basement

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jul 28, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

crede would've had that

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jul 28, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions  

never again

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jul 28, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

*Buehrle

Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity

by OznCoop on Jul 28, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

punto.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

5 days until shark week

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jul 28, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

DJ is great.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

just DJ

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

stop

Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity

by OznCoop on Jul 28, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like them

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 28, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

My buddy is fishing in Mexico for tarpon with Stone Poney's Dad

called and asked me if there was anything I should have him ask Hal Stone. I figure you guys/gals could come up with something….

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions  

what's with the bandage?

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 28, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't used tarpons just wash up on the beach?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 28, 2009 7:25 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

so do dead bodies in Philly

people still kill

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

How did the Playgirl posing affect the Stone family?

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Has he ever been to a Turkish prison?

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

stone poney or hal?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hal.

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

whoa, that graphic

look at that graphic

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 28, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions  

looks wrong.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

nope

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

perfect through 1

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 28, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions  

24 to go

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Not this crap again

You need a new gimmick Mark

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 28, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Q! my pic to click...you'll see

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

uh you were saying...

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

games not over yet.

Q RULEZ

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by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah yeah cip

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

'it's gonna happen!'

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by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

uh huh

i kinda believe you

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

fail

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice at bat

saw many pitches

Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity

by OznCoop on Jul 28, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions  

slappin

slappin

Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity

by OznCoop on Jul 28, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

i don't agree

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Getz disagrees

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 28, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

canary fuck no way

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

nowhere

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Clean-shaven!

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Come on Becks

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 28, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions  

'I don't do mondays, comrade.'

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by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chavez has a lazy cat, a slobbery dog, and a depressing love life.

Will Hugo Chavez get that date with the girl of his dreams? Not if Garfield has anything to say about it.

Sadly, Orson and the characters from US Acres were killed in a collective farming project gone wrong.

by 67WMAQ on Jul 28, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

thank you, crede

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 28, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

not a chavez fan?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jul 28, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

i dont get it.

knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan

by BoeJouma on Jul 28, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions  

he doesn't know how to let a runner get to first.

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 28, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

they were just hugging!!

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 28, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

call your sons, call your daughters, call your friends and call your neighbors

You are about to witness history

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 28, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions  

8 outs away

Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity

by OznCoop on Jul 28, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

What's The Record

For consecutive perfect innings/third of innings?

by PaulieK14 on Jul 28, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

there, their, and they're

all mean different things and cannot be used interchangeably

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jul 28, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

bwahaha!

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

what's wromg

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

baker is painful to watch

especially compared to buehrle

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jul 28, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions  

4-3 Texas

"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."

by ChicagoPete on Jul 28, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions  

this is like slow motion torture

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions  

that was an interesting jump

probably itchy from being shaved by Hawk

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 28, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

he prefers the good face smooth and tender

"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."

by ChicagoPete on Jul 28, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

wanted the clocker.

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 28, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

dislike gomez more.

punto is just punto. gomez is a dick.

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by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jim Barr & Bobby Were Both 41

But Barr never pitched a no-hitter OR perfect game over the 2 games…

I can’t find how many straight perfect innings since starting a perfect game in the 1st game…

by PaulieK14 on Jul 28, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm amazed by this

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by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aaaand I'm back.

And I apologize for my failure yesterday.

Geez, this pitcher sucks. Can’t we trade him for Chone Figgins or something?

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions  

thet up

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like it.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I missed the beginning. Did these loser fans give Buehrls his deserved ovation?

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

psh. no.

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 28, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

or if they did i missed it

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 28, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

or 10. whatevs.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 28, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

teehee

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

excellent

Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity

by OznCoop on Jul 28, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

he looks sad :(

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 28, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions  

mark looks tired

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by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions  

yea of people om his jock

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's bored from watching Baker pitch

"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."

by ChicagoPete on Jul 28, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Hurry uuuuppp, I wanna piiiiiiitch..."

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 28, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

spaghetti! spaghetti! spaghetti!

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

french toast

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jul 28, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ravioli. Wrestler.

AKA MM.

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 28, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

beckhan (yes ozzie) (no homo)

by i_like_turtles on Jul 28, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

burls making fun of soriano?

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 28, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

i'm to the point of madness

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

minithornton

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by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions  

he aint no bitch

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

with that hair

sort of

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

NO!!!

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

no i don't think so

so disturbing

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

not the whole thing

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

tell us how you feel

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Then why you trying to fucking him like a bitch?

AJ don’t like being fucked by anyone but Mrs. AJ.

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

*fuck

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know...I don't even know what I was thinking putting an 'ing' at the end...that's not how it came out in my mind. What the hell.

Where the fuck am I.

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

in the twilight zone

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm....my memory does not remember it like that.

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Frealz? Did you verify? I was gonna hit youtube at inning break...

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

uh

yeah, he’s a bitch

Always bet on black!

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice at bat AJ

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions  

6 More Outs

To break Jenks’ & Barr’s record of 13.2

by PaulieK14 on Jul 28, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions  

carlos: (fart)

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by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

How could you say that?

Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.

by defensive indifference on Jul 28, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

a mighty wind.

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by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

that half inning was 4 years long

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions  

How's Baker been looking?

He has a nice high pitch count at the moment

by jeeves on Jul 28, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions  

incredibly slow

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

that’s the one thing I was able to pick up as I sped read through this shitstorm lively thread.

by jeeves on Jul 28, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

we'll be here for another 4 hours

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh yes!

This is the type of disfunction I missed out on in Japan…all their disfunction takes place in secret

by jeeves on Jul 28, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh really

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

really

little known fact, at least unknown to me until say two years ago. Japanese middle schoolers up until the age 15 frequently play a game known as kancho which involves putting your two pointer fingers together (as you clasp your hands) and then sharply jab them up your friends butt.

Ok so maybe that’s not in secret, but the country as a whole does a good job of not letting the whole world know what type of shenanigans they get into

by jeeves on Jul 28, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

interesting

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

yah, japanese are weird

unbelievably kind and polite and helpful, but weird

(no not saying I’m not weird just saying the Japanese have some weird customs)

by jeeves on Jul 28, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is fucking amazing.

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 28, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions  

It's cause I found my old Casio SK1

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by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions  

no way

she is an institution. I just sample burp and fart sounds.

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by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's gonna get a big fucking statue

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

like the colossus?

pass through his legs or something?

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by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmmm... actually would be awesome.

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by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

you should know

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

he can't really do this again can he

can he??

"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."

by ChicagoPete on Jul 28, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Highly highly unlikely.

But yes.

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did AJ just follow MB to the john???

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

no

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

+1

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by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

If I threw a perfecto, I’d never touch it myself again.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rec'd. :D

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice rec'd!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

in case you're wondering

the Smokers are preparing an attack

"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."

by ChicagoPete on Jul 28, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

searching for offense

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by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

where?

tell it to come back

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey

I’m reading that the Sox traded Brian Anderson for Mark Kotsay

by Dils on Jul 28, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

yep

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

whoever breaks up mark's streak

will go down as a SOX KILLER, at least in Hawk’s book

Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity

by OznCoop on Jul 28, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

its just the fifth inning

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

any good songs?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jul 28, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

thet up

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

One thing for sure

Mark pulls this off, you can just mail him his Cy Young tonight

by Dils on Jul 28, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

That creepy fucker in Kansas City has his claws dug into it.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

No way

Mark pulls this off it’s his.

by Dils on Jul 28, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

he kind of dropped off.

should give it to Dice K.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

He needs two

and look who’s up second…

by jeeves on Jul 28, 2009 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't want to even think about it.

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

mark knows. hahaha

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions  

fcuk yeahskies!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Mark Gonzales at the Chicago Tribune reports

that White Sox GM Kenny Williams spoke with Josh Fields’ agent. Gonzales wonders if Fields might be on the outs.

per mlbtraderumors.com

by PaulieK14 on Jul 28, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions  

If Crede screws him, he must be destroyed.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions  

That was worth all of yesterday's misses.

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

kiss it crede

buehrle!!!!!!

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Way to go Buehrls!

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

congrats!!

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

g-damn

that throw from Alexei made my heart stop for a second

by jeeves on Jul 28, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

You know, that sounds familiar...

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hell yeah.

Contreras, that bum, all I hear about is how he lays around!

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

just some latino flair

bounce pass has a little more style

by jeeves on Jul 28, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

rec'd

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 28, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jeez, Buehrle's doing it all this year

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 28, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

wowza

Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity

by OznCoop on Jul 28, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Very nice.

Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.

by defensive indifference on Jul 28, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

and if he did, kick his butt

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

he'd drop after one punch

cuz he’s such a PUSSY!

at least according to this morning’s thread

by jeeves on Jul 28, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

actually he would break

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

WHOA! PK! MB!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

wow... this has been awesome

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 28, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

I care deeply for you, too.

But let’s stick to the game for now.

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by winningugly on Jul 28, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

How special!!

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

So, anything going on?

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by winningugly on Jul 28, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions  

bastard.

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 28, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just, y'know, some awesomeness.

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

tmi

thanks for sharing

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

He doesn't remember what that is.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Put it away

unless you plan on using that bad boy.

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by winningugly on Jul 28, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

some record breaking action

Buehrle knocked Bobby Jenks off the (tied) record of most consecutive batters retired in a row

by jeeves on Jul 28, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

How can you not love Mark Buehrle?

Just laughs at himself as he does the unthinkable.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 28, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

And those dimples!

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

History: Hey Mark, you broke a record!
MBuehrle05: LOL

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 28, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

D WiseHas to be thinking..

More highlight time on ESPN for keeping this record alive too.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 28, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

DWise: GOTTA GIT PAID!

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

If it was a Yankees or Red Sox pitcher doing this...

something something.

Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.

by defensive indifference on Jul 28, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

its on espnews

wow

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

or brett farve!

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

OMG WHATTIF?

Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.

by defensive indifference on Jul 28, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

what if favre came out of retirement to play for the yankees

and made his first appearance against the red sox?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jul 28, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

and manny was there with tony romo?

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

espn has a collective boner just thinking about this

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jul 28, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

dear white sox offense

If it’s at your eye level, don’t swing at it

kthxbai

fucking dome

by vince_ on Jul 28, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

the us having 0 runs part of it certainly does suck.

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 28, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sounds like one of my ex'es.

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by winningugly on Jul 28, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Focus on the good stuff.

History.

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by winningugly on Jul 28, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

It’s been a long time since anything good has happened to us in this godforsaken place.

fucking dome

by vince_ on Jul 28, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

let me guess

slow pitching baker locking up with quick working buehrle

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your wish is Dye's command

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 28, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

DYESKI!!!!!!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Finally

Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...

by Brush Back on Jul 28, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

How's the wood?

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by winningugly on Jul 28, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

DYE!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

YEAH JD!!

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Boom!

Mark got his run!!!!

by Dils on Jul 28, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes! Yes!

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 28, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Finally

Good Guys Don't use the reply button

by stanleygoober on Jul 28, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

I feel like I am watching the Bears

You know when you know the offense with Rex at the helm won’t score so you just can’t wait for the D to get back on the field to make something happen? That is tonight

by DCBULLSFAN on Jul 28, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Dunno bout that

Have u seen the white sox D this year? Alexei might be better playing CB for them this year anyways

Good Guys Don't use the reply button

by stanleygoober on Jul 28, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stoney envoking 163.

Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.

by defensive indifference on Jul 28, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

no 12 inning perfecto tonite

"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."

by ChicagoPete on Jul 28, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

STONE PONY NO!!!!!!!

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

i heard that too

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did he comment?

Fucker.

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by winningugly on Jul 28, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

He said "Cubs up by 1."

He’s Harry Caray now, evidently.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

nah

he was trying to be cool and said “dubs up by 1” as in the double-u in white sox

…don’t worry Stoney I got your back

by jeeves on Jul 28, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fucker.

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by winningugly on Jul 28, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stoney just called us the Cubs!

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

That's a jinx if I've ever heard a jinx!!

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

We're all fucked! For the rest of the season, at least.

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn!!!!!!!

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

fucking brain leaking out, thus the band aid

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

GUY!

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

you guys are like 'nam in here, no rules.

bit early to be mentioning the unmentionable in the dome

by rjhubs on Jul 28, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Besides, I'm keeping my heart in check right now...I can't allow for such disappointment given this opponent and this, this HELLHOLE!!!!

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

you must want to get hit

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Real selfish move by JD there

Now Mark can only get 27 batters in a row during this game… and then he will have to wait an ENTIRE 5 days until he gets anymore

by CatBrains on Jul 28, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm not on a bike this time,

but I’ll be damned if I’m moving from my seat while Buehrle’s on this roll.

by asinwreck on Jul 28, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Start pedaling, OPOS!

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by winningugly on Jul 28, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Everyone fares well.

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by winningugly on Jul 28, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Irrelevant

We only need 1 run

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 28, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

No shit.

The question is how Mark fares.

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by winningugly on Jul 28, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

its the sixth inning

ugh

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions  

phew

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Good....anyone but gomez

Don’t want that ass to get any press.

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Jul 28, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey HSA, my 5-yr-old daughter is supposed to like this birthday present, right?

"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote

by SkanchoDanza on Jul 28, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

shit. my bad. I'll go away now.

"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote

by SkanchoDanza on Jul 28, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ahhhhh!!!!! YOU ASSSSSHOOOLLLLLLE!!

(she still gets the record, though! :))

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

punto is fucking asshole

can i get a rec?

Always bet on black!

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

thats his nature

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

GETZ!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions  

a walk?!

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

shit

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

sigh.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

not anymore jinx

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

be quiet

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

ass

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 28, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

seriously d000d

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 28, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Would you shut the fuck up?!

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

crap

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

backup the truck

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuckin stone pony

Good Guys Don't use the reply button

by stanleygoober on Jul 28, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep.

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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by winningugly on Jul 28, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's my scapegoat. What an ass. Cubs. Fuck.

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

d'oh

s’okay, Mark, we still love you. Third out now please?

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 28, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

HUGE PODSPALM!

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

bad pods

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck pods

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jul 28, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Ugh, Pods...

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 28, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Stop drinking.

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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by winningugly on Jul 28, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

are you high?

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

uh stop doing what you doing

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

ron santo would have gotten that...

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jul 28, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fisk would have gotten that

Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...

by Brush Back on Jul 28, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

'your what hurts?'

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

i blame you

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pods

Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity

by OznCoop on Jul 28, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

DUMBASS!!!

"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote

by SkanchoDanza on Jul 28, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

In fairness...

it didn’t bounce of his head.

Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.

by defensive indifference on Jul 28, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

haha

oh man, i’ll never forget that game.

You my friend get a rec

by jeeves on Jul 28, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I also laughed quite a bit.

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pods = Twink

Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.

by defensive indifference on Jul 28, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Was it soon soon for DW?

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 28, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is it that inability to hit

Or the inability to really play the field anymore that makes you think we need him “ASAP”?

by Grinder in Training on Jul 28, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think both will compliment our team tremendously.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

bang hammer on balls (repeat)

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

hold off on the repeat

we can call you uniballer for a while

by jeeves on Jul 28, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

45

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

well duh

that’s nice card

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

this last week has been a wringer

"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."

by ChicagoPete on Jul 28, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

i hate him more

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

He did that stupid hop of his to run in....

2 OUTS, SHITBAG! STAY PUT!

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's Soriano... except the only team he doesn't slump against is us.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just pondered who I hate more, Pods or Gomez

and I achieved Enlightenment

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT

by e-gus on Jul 28, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

gamecast shows strike for Buehrle's walk

course it wouldn’t have mattered if he didn’t give the home town call on the check swing

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 28, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

He really picked up right where he left off with that one....I nearly muted.

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

q q q Q Q Q Q! Q! Q! come on!

Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...

by Brush Back on Jul 28, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

ugh no

not on your life

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

back to q... soon to be carlos

Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...

by Brush Back on Jul 28, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

never.

it’s your faith in him that makes him strong.

Who here does not believe?

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

nned something to make me believe

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

(record stopping sound)

SAY WHAT?

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I remember good Q! RBI. Laser Beam Home Runs. Literacy Programs, The Aqueduct.

These days’…nuthin.

Actually – I’m pretty sure he will have productive couple of weeks.

by 67WMAQ on Jul 28, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

he will come around

does not the moon increase in size after it disappears in the night sky?

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by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU PODS!

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT

by e-gus on Jul 28, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

At least Q* didn't swing at the first pitch

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Buehrle 1-2-3 and Beckham will conquer the 8th

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Spoken like a true believer

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 28, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

IN THE MOUT!

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

didn't we cross you already

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good. Show these fuckers who's boss, MB!

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 28, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Let us figure out which SSH-esque turn this game will take in the next 2 1/2 innings

A) DeWayne Wise hits a grand slam
B) Carlos Gomez and Nick Punto hit back to back inside the park home runs
C) Credepopsitup……………500 feet into the stands
D) Bobby Jenks gives up 4 broken bat singles in the bottom of the 9th
E) All of the above

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

B

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 28, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

C.

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

why is this happening to us

we’re not bad people

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 28, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

its the dome

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

speak for yourself

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jul 28, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

So now Mark has given up perfection in almost every possible way

BB, H, E, HBP
(I know it hasn’t been scored an error yet, but it should be)

by CatBrains on Jul 28, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Come on Burls, settle down

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 28, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

i wanna cry

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

bad getz

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

I am done caring

I will now not care

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 28, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

im thinking about making a model and stuffing it with fireworks.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

see my comment last night

re: Cheats party

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT

by e-gus on Jul 28, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah. thats what gave me the idea.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

playing in the metro dome is like being in a horror movie

i think im done watching games at the metrodome. there is some bad karma there,its not like wrigley field where both teams are cursed its all going the twins way.

idk how many nightmares ive seen us go threw at the metrodome.

i had a feeling it was too good to be true. the twins always seem to beat us late.

i also think the umps love the twins for some unknown reason. all have twins shirts under there gear i guess

YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD YES!
www.reverbnation.com/czheckproductions

by Czheck on Jul 28, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Harris will KO

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 28, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

well now

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Goddamnit!!

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 28, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCKITYFUCKFUCKING SHIT

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT

by e-gus on Jul 28, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh for fuck's sake.

We’re coming down off the high pretty damn quickly.

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Jul 28, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Noooo

:::cries:::

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 28, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

NOVAscience Now time.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

easy. magnets.

and the punto quark.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

A black hole.

And what happens to the Sox in the dome is what would happen to a human going into a black hole.

by asinwreck on Jul 28, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Neil rocks.

he is no SAGAN, though.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

sell

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT

by e-gus on Jul 28, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Over

I hate the Twins and their damn dome

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 28, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Buehrle is just not an ace

Better pitcher would be working on back to back perfect games instead of this crap.

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Getz=walking back to Chicago head between ass

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

rookie

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just missed out in the fun from yesterday

and felt sorry for Pods so he wanted to take the pressure off him

Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...

by Brush Back on Jul 28, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

podspalm!!

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

should have added

Not blaming Buehrle, just commenting on the game in general

by jeeves on Jul 28, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good job, Getz!

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 28, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

I want to fight TDogg

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

This was the wrong week to start a diet

All I want to do right now is stuff my face with ice cream and chocolate

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 28, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

save me some

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Buehrle doe not deserve a loss

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Cuss anyway, Hawk!

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 28, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

matt holliday is a hitter/outfielder

wth

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

nope

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

matt holliday fo chris duncan

roy halladay is going nowhere

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

chris duncan was for julio lugo

For Holliday it was a package of prospects centered around Brett Wallace

by jeeves on Jul 28, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

i give up

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just cuss, Hawk

Everybody’s thinking the same thing as you anyway.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 28, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Go ahead Hawk, let it out

I’d like to hear you on a cuss filled tirade

by GiantKiller on Jul 28, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Oy...bad Dotel on the mound

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 28, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

really no options left

Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...

by Brush Back on Jul 28, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

But seriously

How ironic is it that they just traded their best defensive player tonight. Seriously what does that say?

by Dils on Jul 28, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Brian Anderson was their best defensive player?

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Outfielder - sadly yes

Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...

by Brush Back on Jul 28, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, isn't he?

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

sounds about right

Dye – no legs
Pods – uh, look back a few innings
Q – is/was Q! for his bat
Becks – adjusting to a new position, has not been good (not horrid either but not good)
Alexei – decent I guess
Getz – decent I guess
Paulie – well he can pick ’em
AJ – Need to factor in his arm for defense

Wise would be the next best defender perhaps

by jeeves on Jul 28, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wise is the best... ROFL

Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...

by Brush Back on Jul 28, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

True, I never looked at it that way

That still doesn’t say much considering how bad the team is defensively.

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's sad because

our pitching has been good enough to win this year, our offense has been good enough but our defense is terrible and I blame managment and Ozzie for putting a poor defensive team on the field

by Dils on Jul 28, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

What's Ozzie going to do?

Beckham, Che, Getz are the best players he’s got at those positions. Dye, Pods, and Q* as well. AJ and Paulie, you know what to expect out of them.

Expecting above average defense when there’s 2 rookies in the infield, and 2 guys learning new positions is crazy. I hate watching it when they flail around, but there aren’t many alternatives.

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dont know

Why not make sure you’re at least strong up the middle. Put Alexei back at 2nd, put Beckum where he’s been most of his career, SS and he could’ve kept Anderson in center. At least you’re solid in 3 spots instead of throwing at least 3 positions in jeopardy

by Dils on Jul 28, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

So Fields in the lineup as an everyday player?

That’s bad news.

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alexei is OK at SS according to UZR and what I've seen

You could have Nix play 2B or 3B and Beckham the other. I’m not sure Beckham is as good at SS as Ramirez at all.

by hitlesswonder on Jul 28, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, wasn't Beckham pretty poor at SS in the minor leagues?

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think you can blame Ozzie

who are you going to throw in there to improve the defense?

Nix? That’s about it though

by jeeves on Jul 28, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes I agree! Play Nix at 2B!

It’s my new Minor Decision Cause now that Wise/Pods beat out BA.

Sadly, one good defensive 2B isn’t going to make much difference.

by hitlesswonder on Jul 28, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's not how you lead a cause

that second line should read:

Sadly, all it would take is one good defensive 2B to make a huge difference..and that 2B is Nix!

by jeeves on Jul 28, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

yah it's weird

My gut instinct was to question whether he was really the best so I just ran through the lineup like that and it’s kinda sad

by jeeves on Jul 28, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

watch out

tdogg will bite you in the ass soon

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT

by e-gus on Jul 28, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah really he was.

Alexei is really a second baseman, Beckum is really a shortstop. We let go our true 3rd baseman. Our outfield is a mess and we wonder why we’re like 2nd in the league in errors?

by Dils on Jul 28, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

This should be a can of corn.

-Hawk.

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

true face of a douchebag

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

dammit cip, how many times we gotta ask?!

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

soon.

not tonight though. I’m disgusted.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Use the disgust to CREATE!

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

so photoshop in anger?

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have you EVER wanted to podspalm MORE?!

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

happy someone got that.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice work, man.

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

(obama is not happy)
as i duck

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice catch Pods you fucking twatbag

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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm shaking my fist angrily at Kenny

This craptastic OF is his doing. Who the hell goes into a season with Wise starting? And sure, Pods hitting helped get the Sox back to mediocrity but his defense is atrocious. He better not be on the team next season.

Thanks goodness he doesn’t try to steal anymore at least.

by hitlesswonder on Jul 28, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is what happens when you rebuild on the fly

Props to the Tigers and Twins for being so average that the Sox can still contend.

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

With Thome out tonight I probably would have had Pods DH tonight

but what do I know…

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 28, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

ugh bases loaded

i sick now

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

barf

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 28, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

*walk

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 28, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, this is a heaping pile of shit on rye.

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

i need a bag to put over cip's head

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

why?

thats my best part.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

idk

i’m angry

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's a shame

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is reminiscient of a game against the Red Sox last year

Danks took a perfect game and lead into the 6th, then was shelled.

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions  

But this is the Twins

Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...

by Brush Back on Jul 28, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

At least it wasn't Punto, Gomez or Crede that broke it.

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

As I said before, I was preparing for the worst, which would have been those... so I'm stoked about the record, still stoked on last Thursday, and I just cannot care about this dome anymore. Fuck it, dude.

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whatever, incentive to scoreboard watch

::Sees Tigers on their way to losing 3rd straight……::

Fucking Twins.

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Beckham's not giving up

Poor guy…he’ll learn eventually.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 28, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

How about.......

letting the Savior lead off?

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 28, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

sheeesh. We need a miracle!

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

if you change the background

and photoshopped Che’s jersey to White you would think he was being baptized

by jeeves on Jul 28, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh yes. If I had the power to do this, I would...

I [heart] 7/23/09.
Just [expletive] Fuck The Rest Of It.

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm turning on MP and the Holy Grail

let me know if (god forbid) anything happens

by GiantKiller on Jul 28, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

normally, if we were anywhere but the dome

I’d say, “che walks lead to good things, right?”

fucking dome

by vince_ on Jul 28, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Che walks!!!

Hope does dies last.

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 28, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

His plate discipline is actually much better this year

I’m not sure he’s as bad at baseball as some have said

by hitlesswonder on Jul 28, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

True........

but nobody would confuse him for PK or Thome when it comes to walks

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 28, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

2009

PK: 28 BB
Che: 30 BB

by airnjp on Jul 28, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I stand corrected

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 28, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

dang

I know it’s partially due to injuries and lineup shuffling but how weird is it that Che is 3rd in walks?

Last year he was 10th, 1 BB ahead of General Soreness

by jeeves on Jul 28, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I meant in regards to his team ranking not with regards to Paulie

Q! has been out for awhile otherwise he would have more walks. I imagine Beckham would have a decent number of walks if he was on the team the whole season

by jeeves on Jul 28, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alex Rios pulled from game

rumored to have been traded

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 28, 2009 9:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Gah...where would he play?

We’ve got Wise, Pods and 65% of Q out there. That OF is full.

by hitlesswonder on Jul 28, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

rec'd

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 28, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

where is kotsay

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

ouch

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

when this is over, i'm gonna need a hug.

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

I may exhume myself.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

kill kill

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

On the plus side, 4 run lead means no Nathan

load the bases and hit the slam before they can get him in the game I say!

by hitlesswonder on Jul 28, 2009 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

even better plan

load the bases, bring him in, and hit the slam off of nathan.

Boom!

by jeeves on Jul 28, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dusty - baseball genius.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks for telling us

Hawk, yeesh

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions  

DFA Podsednik ASAP

And SELL!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks, Mark.

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by ballyb on Jul 28, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

fun!





I [heart] 7/23/09.
Just [expletive] Fuck The Rest Of It.

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Rangers are kindly taking care of business for us, which I appreciate.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

I [heart] 7/23/09.
Just [expletive] Fuck The Rest Of It.

by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

no sorry

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

But very soon

Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...

by Brush Back on Jul 28, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

yay

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

ugh i feel sick

where’s my hug?

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

i felt nothing

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!

by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's what she said.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

literally

as pierzynskirules is a girl

by jeeves on Jul 28, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm glad you picked up on my joke then!

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

weird

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

I’ve only recently returned to this site so I didn’t recognize your name and thus didn’t know if you knew pr was a girl

by jeeves on Jul 28, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

the pain is just beginning

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

So this is how Mark is re-paid by his team

Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...

by Brush Back on Jul 28, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah craptastc aint it

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think after the Wise catch, Buehrle's still in karma receivership.

That said, it wouldn’t kill them to stop sucking.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok random bullshit...

but D. Wise is batting .187 right now. Seriously, at what point does this stop? How can you be in the majors being a team murderer…
this is just insane

by i_like_turtles on Jul 28, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

See Uribe, Juan

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

dunno if he ever sucked that much with the bat.

and he was a better infielder than dweezy is an outfielder.

by Trooper on Jul 28, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Juan was batting .300 this year last i checked

but seriously is there ANYONE with a lower average in the league with the amount of AB’s he has

Carlos Zambrano is a better hitter and I am serious…there are plenty of NL pitchers with better AVG’s

by i_like_turtles on Jul 28, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Uribe is much better player than Wise

And uribe can be pretty ungood at times. But he’s a legit major leaguer and has been for years. Wise’s OPS is below .550 I believe.

by hitlesswonder on Jul 28, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Q

This year: 70 PA’s 9 walks
Last year: 236 PA’s 53 walks

by jeeves on Jul 28, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

i just had a narcolepsy-style freak nap.

holy shit i wasn’t even tired. I see someone was kind enough to put it out of reach at least.

by Trooper on Jul 28, 2009 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

get the sleep now

cus you won’t get it later

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Unclutch

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2009 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

What a bunch of cockteases.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions  

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good question

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 28, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Better question is, why is this Wise and not ANY OTHER HUMAN BEING ON OUR ROSTER.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

A catch isn't a free pass to continue sucking nuts at the dish for the rest of eternity.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's got a .538 OPS

He can be a defensive replacement all he wants.

This is ridiculous.

by hitlesswonder on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thome ouchie.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Excellent question.

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 28, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's due... see the at bat he's giving

Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...

by Brush Back on Jul 28, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thome's hurt

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

i is pissed

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

loop damn you!

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

what happened?

put the bag back over your head

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Although if he homers here...

I’ll stop saying bad things about him for at least two days.

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 28, 2009 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

BA already lowered

to Boston

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

very nice

you get a rec, my friend

by jeeves on Jul 28, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

don’t mind wise he is just here to lower his rub it in for BA

by Trooper on Jul 28, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's conducting an experiment

how low can an OPS sink before it results in a player being dropped

by jeeves on Jul 28, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

wise sucks as does our defnse

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

They tried, I guess

Too bad they blew it with bad defense first. Just like last night.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 28, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

he called us a sucky team

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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was unfun

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

They gave it their best.

And no errors.

Thanks, Mark.

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by ballyb on Jul 28, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't see it

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 28, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

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