In Which The White Sox Attempt To Soldier On Without BA
Chicago White Sox at Minnesota Twins, Jul 28, 2009 7:10 PM CDT
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Drawing straws to see who grabs Q's ass
in lieu of BA. I predict Fields.
And the hijinks ensue!
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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thunderdome

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 6:34 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh my....oh my oh my oh my. Even with a signature Gomez face! Nice work.
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
short memory. this was from the awfulness series last september, non?
whose silver lining was the SSHination and setup of 163, right?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 28, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions
It looked familiar, but I still wanted to give praise.
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
oh no
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions
A classic!! You didn't lose everything with that thumb-a-mabob.
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions
As it is.
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
"....and a happy ending. extra thumb-a-mabob please"
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
where's the truck?
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Too big to fit in the image.
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
is this the thread where buehrle becomes the first pitcher to throw back to back perfect games with 2 different catchers?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
And does it in less than an hour, combined.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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Nah. This is the game he gives up 7 in the 1st but still wins.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 28, 2009 6:48 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
BA!!!!!!!!!
WHY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 28, 2009 6:42 PM CDT reply actions

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 28, 2009 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions
If you go away on this summer day,
Then you might as well take the sun away;
All the birds that flew in the summer sky,
When our love was new and our hearts were high;
When the day was young and the night was long,
And the moon stood still for the night birds song.
If you go away, if you go away, if you go away.
But if you stay, Ill make you a day
Like no day has been, or will be again;
Well sail the sun, well ride on the rain,
Well talk to the trees and worship the wind.
Then if you go, Ill understand,
Leave me just enough love to fill up my hand,
If you go away, if you go away, if you go away.
If you go, as I know you will, you must tell the world to stop turning
Till you return again, if you ever do, for what good is love without loving you,
Can I tell you now, as you turn to go, Ill be dying slowly till the next hello,
If you go away, if you go away, if you go away.
But if you stay, Ill make you a night
Like no night has been, or will be again.
Ill sail on your smile, Ill ride on your touch,
Ill talk to your eyes that I love so much.
But if you go, go, I wont cry,
Though the good is gone from the word goodbye,
If you go away, if you go away, if you go away.
If you go away, as I know you must,
Therell be nothing left in the world to trust,
Just an empty room, full of empty space,
Like the empty look I see on your face.
Id have been the shadow of your shadow
If I thought it might have kept me by your side.
If you go away, if you go away, if you go away.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 28, 2009 6:50 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Wow. That's long.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 28, 2009 6:51 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
And fucking redundant.
I believe you posted this earlier. Attention whore.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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I don't double post on different threads.
OK, maybe once.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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He's got me by 5 years in chronology
and 50 in crotchetiness.
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Get off my fucking lawn. And take Tooper with you.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 28, 2009 6:59 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I think he meant Pooper.
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thankth for athking
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 28, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Did you get another tongue piercing?
I’m beginning to see larry was right.
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Never!
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
You do. You just don't remember. OPOS
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 28, 2009 6:56 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Seeing if my new (finally) cut and paste saved the last itm
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 28, 2009 6:54 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Item. And it does!
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 28, 2009 6:55 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
EMILIANA TORRINI!!!
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 28, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually, Jaque Brel
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 28, 2009 6:57 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Oh, Ive only heard Emilianas version.
Its amazing though.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 28, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Hopefully Buehrle's the guy to
help stave off our psychological ineptitude in that building.
Its more like can we ever hit and field there
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...
Sure.
And in this particular circumstance, I believe the etiology of that ineptness is psychological. I don’t play that card often, I assure you.
"Etiology".
You MUST be a therapist. Or play one in your relationships.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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Let's just score 10 in the first and do away with the psych stuff altogether.
Oh, and I should add have increased that to a 15 run lead going into the seventh.
So if Josh "Grand Slam" Fields is demoted next
is this like some mark buehrle perfect game version of Final Destination?
it sounded better in my head when i visualized it
¡signature!
by billyok on Jul 28, 2009 6:46 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
I liked it too
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...
Ill have to rec it
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 28, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that a movie?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 28, 2009 6:49 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 28, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Why WU pic in reply?
Hee
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 28, 2009 6:53 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Ha
That’s the picture that SamFels uses for his editor’s column of The Committed Indian (unofficial Blackhawks game program).
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
It doesn't matter.
It’s all over. You said it yourself, Fred.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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Yankees/White Sox
Thurs night in HD on mlb TV woohoo!
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
I'll be in the NY vicinity for that series
I’ll be listening on the radio for some Suzyn Waldman freakoutage
¡signature!
sort of
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions
it will be interesting... ill give my bobblehead a nudge in honor of him.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
blowup dolls and shaving cream pies for all!
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
what a skank
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
I'm just psyched thay they're finally on mlbtv
I haven’t seen a weeknight game all year, this is the first Sox game they’ve bothered televising.
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
I'm in a blackout zone
I’ve tried giving them my money, they won’t take it. I’m reduced to streaming shite from China.
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
proxies? it's how i get around the national blackouts
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 28, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm a little hesistant on proxies
I’ve heard they’ll hunt you down like a dog for that, go figure
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
try peergaurdian if you're worried about being hunted down... might make you feel better about it
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
:: shrug ::
guess since i’m not using it every day (FOX games only) i’m under the radar, but i haven’t caught shit for it yet. i’ve got friends that got shit for torrenting either HBO or FOX tv shows, but that’s about it
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 28, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Hasn't been worth the potential hassle
until recently – the team hasn’t been very interesting, but it’s all changed since Beckham got called up.
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
can you email me details on streaming shite?
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
it's all in yesterday's game thread
it’s garbage, but it’s better than watching box scores refresh
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
thanks, haven't been through it yet
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
apparently at westwood college they still use card catalogs.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
Hey, anyone talk with colin lately?
I think Getz has him tied up in a closet.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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Cheat banned him for the game thread fiascos.
Heard he was promoting OM.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 28, 2009 7:02 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
First we outsource to him and then he gets editor? I'm going to start getting a caucasian complex.
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions
X Chromosome.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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Ohhhh....that's right...I had blocked out that reason.
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Cheat gets a discount at 7-11
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 28, 2009 7:08 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I can arrange discounts!!
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
HSA=Slurpee
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 28, 2009 7:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
didn't know someone had thrown consecutive no hitters.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
Freal?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 28, 2009 7:02 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Month.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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Year.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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No. I mean freal you didn't know?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 28, 2009 7:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
yea, i dont know alot of things, because im pretty new to baseball. (see sig)
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
whats up with the bandaid on stone pony?
is that where they took out his brain so hawk can understand him?
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
Saw it yesterday and thought lobotomy right away.
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
he's trying to do the nelly thing, but ended up OPOSing it
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 28, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Big facepalm, Stone. Big facepalm.
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
kind of?!?
the Smokers, c’mon!
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
how can you not love "The Postman"
You just don’t get the intense symbolism.
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
don't remember that line
I’ve never made it through more than 10 minutes
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
I had to watch a movie yesterday called The Chaos Experiment
That’s the nicest thing I can say about it
¡signature!
Oh excellent, a mark buehrle perfect game commemorative BAT
That’ll go great with my ironic 1980s cartoon character t-shirts
¡signature!
makes no sence.
drooling, brainless steve stone loves it.
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
don't start counting
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey you punks - quiet up there, the game started
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...
i bet $5 on the Sox to take this
big baller shit
cheap skate
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
their new place next season is called Target field?
or what is it? either way it looks pretty damn coopl maybe i will actually take a trip up there
by i_like_turtles on Jul 28, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
you're right
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Plenty of seats available in April I bet
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...
The basement?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 28, 2009 7:16 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
i love the basement
mom doesnt bother me in the basement
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 28, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
crede would've had that
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
never again
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 28, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I really could use a White Sox winner and a Hell Yes call from Hawk
This is turning out to be the shittest week ever
by Scotty Ballgame on Jul 28, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions
5 days until shark week
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 28, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
just DJ
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
My buddy is fishing in Mexico for tarpon with Stone Poney's Dad
called and asked me if there was anything I should have him ask Hal Stone. I figure you guys/gals could come up with something….
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
what's with the bandage?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 28, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
that's the best you got?? what about how much did he make with the playgirl spread
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
so you're going to ask your pal to ask hal about his son's posing in a skin rag while everybody's out fishing?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 28, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
what else are they gonna talk about? fishing?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
true. just sounds like it has a high potential for being awkward while everybody's stuck on a boat.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 28, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
no, just him and hal on the boat with a mexican captain...2 man boats.
well, yeah, that is kinda awkward.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't used tarpons just wash up on the beach?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 28, 2009 7:25 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
so do dead bodies in Philly
people still kill
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
How did the Playgirl posing affect the Stone family?
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Has he ever been to a Turkish prison?
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
stone poney or hal?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Hal.
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
nope
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
24 to go
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
Q! my pic to click...you'll see
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
uh you were saying...
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah yeah cip
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
uh huh
i kinda believe you
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
fail
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't agree
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions
Getz disagrees
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
canary fuck no way
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
nowhere
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Clean-shaven!
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Come on Becks
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
at least we're racking up the pitch count
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions
Chavez has a lazy cat, a slobbery dog, and a depressing love life.
Will Hugo Chavez get that date with the girl of his dreams? Not if Garfield has anything to say about it.
Sadly, Orson and the characters from US Acres were killed in a collective farming project gone wrong.
not a chavez fan?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 28, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
he doesn't know how to let a runner get to first.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
they were just hugging!!
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 28, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
hell throw a perfect game and will some how lose
by sox1 on Jul 28, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
call your sons, call your daughters, call your friends and call your neighbors
You are about to witness history
Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!
there, their, and they're
all mean different things and cannot be used interchangeably
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 28, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
bwahaha!
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
what's wromg
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
baker is painful to watch
especially compared to buehrle
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
4-3 Texas
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
this is like slow motion torture
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions
nah!
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
he prefers the good face smooth and tender
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
dislike gomez more.
punto is just punto. gomez is a dick.
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
was going to say that, but im actually not sure if im right
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
Jim Barr & Bobby Were Both 41
But Barr never pitched a no-hitter OR perfect game over the 2 games…
I can’t find how many straight perfect innings since starting a perfect game in the 1st game…
Aaaand I'm back.
And I apologize for my failure yesterday.
Geez, this pitcher sucks. Can’t we trade him for Chone Figgins or something?
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
thet up
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
span will break it
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions
I missed the beginning. Did these loser fans give Buehrls his deserved ovation?
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
or 10. whatevs.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 28, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
teehee
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
yea of people om his jock
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
he's bored from watching Baker pitch
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
"Hurry uuuuppp, I wanna piiiiiiitch..."
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
spaghetti! spaghetti! spaghetti!
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
french toast
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 28, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Ravioli. Wrestler.
AKA MM.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT
i'm to the point of madness
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions
if aj wants to be a little bitch, he should continue to foul away
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions
he aint no bitch
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
with that hair
sort of
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
NO!!!
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
no i don't think so
so disturbing
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
not the whole thing
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
tell us how you feel
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Then why you trying to fucking him like a bitch?
AJ don’t like being fucked by anyone but Mrs. AJ.
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
*fuck
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
hahahaha
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I know...I don't even know what I was thinking putting an 'ing' at the end...that's not how it came out in my mind. What the hell.
Where the fuck am I.
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
in the twilight zone
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmmmm....my memory does not remember it like that.
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Frealz? Did you verify? I was gonna hit youtube at inning break...
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
you know that scene at the elevator before the apartment scene
was entirely ad-libbed by samuel L. and Travolta
so was the scene with Zed banging Mr. Wallace
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
uh
yeah, he’s a bitch
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
nice at bat AJ
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
would love to see Q rip one here
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions
q
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...
How could you say that?
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 28, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
that half inning was 4 years long
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions
This is all greg walker's fault
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
domes are climate controlled unfortunately
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
non-sense...he was picked behind Prior - he's garbage
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
wait ahead of Prior...ah I fucked it up....MB!!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Doesn't scare MB
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...
How's Baker been looking?
He has a nice high pitch count at the moment
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
incredibly slow
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
haha
that’s the one thing I was able to pick up as I sped read through this shitstorm lively thread.
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
we'll be here for another 4 hours
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
oh yes!
This is the type of disfunction I missed out on in Japan…all their disfunction takes place in secret
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
oh really
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
really
little known fact, at least unknown to me until say two years ago. Japanese middle schoolers up until the age 15 frequently play a game known as kancho which involves putting your two pointer fingers together (as you clasp your hands) and then sharply jab them up your friends butt.
Ok so maybe that’s not in secret, but the country as a whole does a good job of not letting the whole world know what type of shenanigans they get into
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
I didn't know that was what it was called....I usually do that when I go out to the bars.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
interesting
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
yah, japanese are weird
unbelievably kind and polite and helpful, but weird
(no not saying I’m not weird just saying the Japanese have some weird customs)
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
I thought it was two?
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 28, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
yes
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
he's gonna get a big fucking statue
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
like the colossus?
pass through his legs or something?
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
See, it's two for the record ya dickfores.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 28, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions
you should know
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
he can't really do this again can he
can he??
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
Highly highly unlikely.
But yes.
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Did AJ just follow MB to the john???
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
no
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Perks of throwing a perfect game
Days of holding your own cock are over
by 3E8 on Jul 28, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
Rec'd. :D
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice rec'd!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
in case you're wondering
the Smokers are preparing an attack
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
Our Offense is not a myth
I’ve seen it……
where?
tell it to come back
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey
I’m reading that the Sox traded Brian Anderson for Mark Kotsay
yep
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
whoever breaks up mark's streak
will go down as a SOX KILLER, at least in Hawk’s book
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
lord beckham deliver us from this shite game
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions
but its the same record.
just like i don’t have two separate records, in inches and feet, for my sizable member.
its just the fifth inning
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions
cy baker, what the fuck
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions
any good songs?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 28, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
thet up
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
One thing for sure
Mark pulls this off, you can just mail him his Cy Young tonight
That creepy fucker in Kansas City has his claws dug into it.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
he kind of dropped off.
should give it to Dice K.
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
he's planning on making another catch at an opportune moment
which will buy him another week or two
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
He needs two
and look who’s up second…
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
I don't want to even think about it.
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
true
I didn’t think about that
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
fcuk yeahskies!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
Mark Gonzales at the Chicago Tribune reports
that White Sox GM Kenny Williams spoke with Josh Fields’ agent. Gonzales wonders if Fields might be on the outs.
per mlbtraderumors.com
If Crede screws him, he must be destroyed.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
If you're Crede.....
you gotta lay down here
crede...fucking a
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions
That was worth all of yesterday's misses.
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
kiss it crede
buehrle!!!!!!
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions
Way to go Buehrls!
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
g-damn
that throw from Alexei made my heart stop for a second
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
cubans are lazy people don't you know?
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You know, that sounds familiar...
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Hell yeah.
Contreras, that bum, all I hear about is how he lays around!
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
just some latino flair
bounce pass has a little more style
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
yup
not a repeat of ALEXEI!!!! YESSS!!!!
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Jeez, Buehrle's doing it all this year
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Very nice.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 28, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions
and if he did, kick his butt
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
actually he would break
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
WHOA! PK! MB!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
I care deeply for you, too.
But let’s stick to the game for now.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT
How special!!
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
So, anything going on?
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT
Baker has been amazing 2 hits 0 runs
but his pitch count is high
by i_like_turtles on Jul 28, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Just, y'know, some awesomeness.
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
tmi
thanks for sharing
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
He doesn't remember what that is.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Put it away
unless you plan on using that bad boy.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT
some record breaking action
Buehrle knocked Bobby Jenks off the (tied) record of most consecutive batters retired in a row
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
How can you not love Mark Buehrle?
Just laughs at himself as he does the unthinkable.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 28, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions
And those dimples!
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
D WiseHas to be thinking..
More highlight time on ESPN for keeping this record alive too.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 28, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions
If it was a Yankees or Red Sox pitcher doing this...
something something.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 28, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions
go crazy?
don’t mind if i do!
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
its on espnews
wow
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
espnews is so much better than espn
at least it was last year when i had it
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
OMG WHATTIF?
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 28, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
what if favre came out of retirement to play for the yankees
and made his first appearance against the red sox?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 28, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
espn has a collective boner just thinking about this
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 28, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
the us having 0 runs part of it certainly does suck.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
love the bottom half
hate the top half?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Sounds like one of my ex'es.
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And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT
Focus on the good stuff.
History.
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let me guess
slow pitching baker locking up with quick working buehrle
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Your wish is Dye's command
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
DYESKI!!!!!!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
Finally
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...
How's the wood?
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DYE!!!!!!!!!
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions
YEAH JD!!
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
Yes! Yes!
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 28, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions
I feel like I am watching the Bears
You know when you know the offense with Rex at the helm won’t score so you just can’t wait for the D to get back on the field to make something happen? That is tonight
3rd & 5 ......wide receiver screen anyone?
by i_like_turtles on Jul 28, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Dunno bout that
Have u seen the white sox D this year? Alexei might be better playing CB for them this year anyways
Good Guys Don't use the reply button
by stanleygoober on Jul 28, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Stoney envoking 163.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 28, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions
i smell back to back styles
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions
no 12 inning perfecto tonite
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
STONE PONY NO!!!!!!!
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
i heard that too
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Did he comment?
Fucker.
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He said "Cubs up by 1."
He’s Harry Caray now, evidently.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
nah
he was trying to be cool and said “dubs up by 1” as in the double-u in white sox
…don’t worry Stoney I got your back
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Fucker.
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Stoney just called us the Cubs!
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
That's a jinx if I've ever heard a jinx!!
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
We're all fucked! For the rest of the season, at least.
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
damn!!!!!!!
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
fucking brain leaking out, thus the band aid
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
its like when grandpa would start yelling about 'the krauts' during nightmares...
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
DJ!!!!!! HELP!
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...
you guys are like 'nam in here, no rules.
bit early to be mentioning the unmentionable in the dome
Besides, I'm keeping my heart in check right now...I can't allow for such disappointment given this opponent and this, this HELLHOLE!!!!
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
you must want to get hit
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Real selfish move by JD there
Now Mark can only get 27 batters in a row during this game… and then he will have to wait an ENTIRE 5 days until he gets anymore
I'm not on a bike this time,
but I’ll be damned if I’m moving from my seat while Buehrle’s on this roll.
Start pedaling, OPOS!
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how do we fare against him?
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Everyone fares well.
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No shit.
The question is how Mark fares.
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its the sixth inning
ugh
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions
phew
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
Hey HSA, my 5-yr-old daughter is supposed to like this birthday present, right?
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
shit. my bad. I'll go away now.
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
by SkanchoDanza on Jul 28, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Ahhhhh!!!!! YOU ASSSSSHOOOLLLLLLE!!
(she still gets the record, though! :))
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
punto is fucking asshole
can i get a rec?
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
this thread would have died for the next 5 minutes (or more)
if punto had gotten a hit
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
GETZ!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
a walk?!
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions
shit
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
not anymore jinx
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
buehrle didn't want it enough, fuck him
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions
be quiet
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
reverse stanchar indeed
fucking Pods
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Would you shut the fuck up?!
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
backup the truck
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
Yep.
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That's my scapegoat. What an ass. Cubs. Fuck.
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
d'oh
s’okay, Mark, we still love you. Third out now please?
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
HUGE PODSPALM!
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
bad pods
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions
fuck pods
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
Ugh, Pods...
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Stop drinking.
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are you high?
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
uh stop doing what you doing
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
ron santo would have gotten that...
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 28, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Frank Thomas would have gotten that
Good Guys Don't use the reply button
by stanleygoober on Jul 28, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Fisk would have gotten that
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...
by Brush Back on Jul 28, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i blame you
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
In fairness...
it didn’t bounce of his head.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 28, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I also laughed quite a bit.
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Pods = Twink
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jul 28, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions
Was it soon soon for DW?
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i'm sending steve stone some serious hate mail
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions
With a stool sample in it, I hope.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
stool sample sandwiched in his out of print playgirl issue
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Is it that inability to hit
Or the inability to really play the field anymore that makes you think we need him “ASAP”?
by Grinder in Training on Jul 28, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I think both will compliment our team tremendously.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
bang hammer on balls (repeat)
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
hold off on the repeat
we can call you uniballer for a while
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
buehrle broke the records number of consecutive ordered outs, right?
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions
45
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
well duh
that’s nice card
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
that happened before we stepped on the field though
by i_like_turtles on Jul 28, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
BA was the heart and soul (and wiener) of this team!!!
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
this last week has been a wringer
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
Pods about to cry
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...
he should
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
"Rogers Hornsby was my manager
and he called me a talking pile of pig shit……."
wasn't hornsby a member of the klan?
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
He did that stupid hop of his to run in....
2 OUTS, SHITBAG! STAY PUT!
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
He's Soriano... except the only team he doesn't slump against is us.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I just pondered who I hate more, Pods or Gomez
and I achieved Enlightenment
I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
gamecast shows strike for Buehrle's walk
course it wouldn’t have mattered if he didn’t give the home town call on the check swing
Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!
He really picked up right where he left off with that one....I nearly muted.
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Pods better buy Buehrle a new truck
That fuckface.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
q q q Q Q Q Q! Q! Q! come on!
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...
ugh no
not on your life
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
back to q... soon to be carlos
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...
never.
it’s your faith in him that makes him strong.
Who here does not believe?
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
nned something to make me believe
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I remember good Q! RBI. Laser Beam Home Runs. Literacy Programs, The Aqueduct.
These days’…nuthin.
Actually – I’m pretty sure he will have productive couple of weeks.
he will come around
does not the moon increase in size after it disappears in the night sky?
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
FUCK YOU PODS!
I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
At least Q* didn't swing at the first pitch
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
remember when they took Austin Power's MOJO (probably what Hoodie looks like)...well someone stole Q!'s MOJO...he needs it back, Punto.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jul 28, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Buehrle 1-2-3 and Beckham will conquer the 8th
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
Spoken like a true believer
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 28, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
IN THE MOUT!
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
didn't we cross you already
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Good. Show these fuckers who's boss, MB!
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 28, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions
Let us figure out which SSH-esque turn this game will take in the next 2 1/2 innings
A) DeWayne Wise hits a grand slam
B) Carlos Gomez and Nick Punto hit back to back inside the park home runs
C) Credepopsitup……………500 feet into the stands
D) Bobby Jenks gives up 4 broken bat singles in the bottom of the 9th
E) All of the above
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
C.
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
its the dome
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
speak for yourself
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 28, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
So now Mark has given up perfection in almost every possible way
BB, H, E, HBP
(I know it hasn’t been scored an error yet, but it should be)
Come on Burls, settle down
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
i wanna cry
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions
bad getz
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions
I look forward to the demolition of the Metrodome.
Preferably in the next ten minutes.
by asinwreck on Jul 28, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
im thinking about making a model and stuffing it with fireworks.
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
see my comment last night
re: Cheats party
I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
playing in the metro dome is like being in a horror movie
i think im done watching games at the metrodome. there is some bad karma there,its not like wrigley field where both teams are cursed its all going the twins way.
idk how many nightmares ive seen us go threw at the metrodome.
i had a feeling it was too good to be true. the twins always seem to beat us late.
i also think the umps love the twins for some unknown reason. all have twins shirts under there gear i guess
YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD YES!
www.reverbnation.com/czheckproductions
yeah
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Getz=Black Sox Scandel...check his room for an envelope GDamnit!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
turning this off
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions
Harris will KO
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 28, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions
well now
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions
Goddamnit!!
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 28, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions
FUCKITYFUCKFUCKING SHIT
I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
Noooo
:::cries::: 
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
A black hole.
And what happens to the Sox in the dome is what would happen to a human going into a black hole.
spaghettification?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghettification
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
sell
I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
Over
I hate the Twins and their damn dome
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions
Buehrle is just not an ace
Better pitcher would be working on back to back perfect games instead of this crap.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
Getz=walking back to Chicago head between ass
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
rookie
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Just missed out in the fun from yesterday
and felt sorry for Pods so he wanted to take the pressure off him
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...
And a fantastic start turns into a mediocre outing
in next to no time
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
podspalm!!
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
should have added
Not blaming Buehrle, just commenting on the game in general
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Good job, Getz!
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 28, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions
This was the wrong week to start a diet
All I want to do right now is stuff my face with ice cream and chocolate
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
save me some
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Buehrle doe not deserve a loss
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:05 PM CDT reply actions
Cuss anyway, Hawk!
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 28, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions
i would love hawk to do a podcast, or do some sort of internet play by play steam on a fox game
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
matt holliday is a hitter/outfielder
wth
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Right, and even he would have shut down the Sox tonight!
by hitlesswonder on Jul 28, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
nope
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
matt holliday fo chris duncan
roy halladay is going nowhere
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
chris duncan was for julio lugo
For Holliday it was a package of prospects centered around Brett Wallace
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
i give up
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Just cuss, Hawk
Everybody’s thinking the same thing as you anyway.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Go ahead Hawk, let it out
I’d like to hear you on a cuss filled tirade
Hak said this is one of those times he wishes he could cuss...
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
Oy...bad Dotel on the mound
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
really no options left
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...
That's not going to change the fact that they are simply bad in the field
You want better defense, you need better players
by hitlesswonder on Jul 28, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
But seriously
How ironic is it that they just traded their best defensive player tonight. Seriously what does that say?
Brian Anderson was their best defensive player?
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Outfielder - sadly yes
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...
sounds about right
Dye – no legs
Pods – uh, look back a few innings
Q – is/was Q! for his bat
Becks – adjusting to a new position, has not been good (not horrid either but not good)
Alexei – decent I guess
Getz – decent I guess
Paulie – well he can pick ’em
AJ – Need to factor in his arm for defense
Wise would be the next best defender perhaps
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Wise is the best... ROFL
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...
True, I never looked at it that way
That still doesn’t say much considering how bad the team is defensively.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
It's sad because
our pitching has been good enough to win this year, our offense has been good enough but our defense is terrible and I blame managment and Ozzie for putting a poor defensive team on the field
What's Ozzie going to do?
Beckham, Che, Getz are the best players he’s got at those positions. Dye, Pods, and Q* as well. AJ and Paulie, you know what to expect out of them.
Expecting above average defense when there’s 2 rookies in the infield, and 2 guys learning new positions is crazy. I hate watching it when they flail around, but there aren’t many alternatives.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I dont know
Why not make sure you’re at least strong up the middle. Put Alexei back at 2nd, put Beckum where he’s been most of his career, SS and he could’ve kept Anderson in center. At least you’re solid in 3 spots instead of throwing at least 3 positions in jeopardy
So Fields in the lineup as an everyday player?
That’s bad news.
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Better than even trade on bats - Wise for his
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...
Alexei is OK at SS according to UZR and what I've seen
You could have Nix play 2B or 3B and Beckham the other. I’m not sure Beckham is as good at SS as Ramirez at all.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 28, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, wasn't Beckham pretty poor at SS in the minor leagues?
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think you can blame Ozzie
who are you going to throw in there to improve the defense?
Nix? That’s about it though
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Yes I agree! Play Nix at 2B!
It’s my new Minor Decision Cause now that Wise/Pods beat out BA.
Sadly, one good defensive 2B isn’t going to make much difference.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 28, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
that's not how you lead a cause
that second line should read:
Sadly, all it would take is one good defensive 2B to make a huge difference..and that 2B is Nix!
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
yah it's weird
My gut instinct was to question whether he was really the best so I just ran through the lineup like that and it’s kinda sad
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Yeah really he was.
Alexei is really a second baseman, Beckum is really a shortstop. We let go our true 3rd baseman. Our outfield is a mess and we wonder why we’re like 2nd in the league in errors?
Alright, who said getz was better than nix again?
Cause I’ve decided in my world that Nix should be starting.
I'm trying to focus on minutiae to distract from the unfolding travesty of this game
Seriously…walking Casilla? That’s ridiculous.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 28, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
whoa...Hawk is pissed at Pods....(that SHOULD be a can of corn)
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
This should be a can of corn.
-Hawk.
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
if you arent a dumb-ass

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
by e-gus on Jul 28, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
true face of a douchebag
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
dammit cip, how many times we gotta ask?!
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Use the disgust to CREATE!
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Have you EVER wanted to podspalm MORE?!
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice work, man.
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
(obama is not happy)
as i duck
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions
I'm shaking my fist angrily at Kenny
This craptastic OF is his doing. Who the hell goes into a season with Wise starting? And sure, Pods hitting helped get the Sox back to mediocrity but his defense is atrocious. He better not be on the team next season.
Thanks goodness he doesn’t try to steal anymore at least.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 28, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
This is what happens when you rebuild on the fly
Props to the Tigers and Twins for being so average that the Sox can still contend.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
With Thome out tonight I probably would have had Pods DH tonight
but what do I know…
Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!
ugh bases loaded
i sick now
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions
Come on Dotel - all we need to comeplete this is a balk
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...
barf
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
*walk
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 28, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions
Well, this is a heaping pile of shit on rye.
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
i need a bag to put over cip's head
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions
idk
i’m angry
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
that's a shame
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
This is reminiscient of a game against the Red Sox last year
Danks took a perfect game and lead into the 6th, then was shelled.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
But this is the Twins
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...
At least it wasn't Punto, Gomez or Crede that broke it.
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
As I said before, I was preparing for the worst, which would have been those... so I'm stoked about the record, still stoked on last Thursday, and I just cannot care about this dome anymore. Fuck it, dude.
Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Whatever, incentive to scoreboard watch
::Sees Tigers on their way to losing 3rd straight……::
Fucking Twins.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
well...I'm going to go punch my neighbor (again) talk to you all tomorrow
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
1 run - odds of another?
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...
This season? I think they can do it...
by hitlesswonder on Jul 28, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
ROFL
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...
Beckham's not giving up
Poor guy…he’ll learn eventually.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
How about.......
letting the Savior lead off?
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 28, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions
sheeesh. We need a miracle!

Buehrle Birthday Buehrle!
What more could a girl ask for? Besides a QS and a W….those would be nice too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 23, 2009 7:45 AM PDT
if you change the background
and photoshopped Che’s jersey to White you would think he was being baptized
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
'if i said you were a beautiful cuban would you hold it against me?'
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
Oh yes. If I had the power to do this, I would...
I [heart] 7/23/09.
Just [expletive] Fuck The Rest Of It.
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm turning on MP and the Holy Grail
let me know if (god forbid) anything happens
normally, if we were anywhere but the dome
I’d say, “che walks lead to good things, right?”
fucking dome
Che walks!!!
Hope does dies last.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 28, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions
His plate discipline is actually much better this year
I’m not sure he’s as bad at baseball as some have said
by hitlesswonder on Jul 28, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
True........
but nobody would confuse him for PK or Thome when it comes to walks
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 28, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I stand corrected
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 28, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
dang
I know it’s partially due to injuries and lineup shuffling but how weird is it that Che is 3rd in walks?
Last year he was 10th, 1 BB ahead of General Soreness
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
I meant in regards to his team ranking not with regards to Paulie
Q! has been out for awhile otherwise he would have more walks. I imagine Beckham would have a decent number of walks if he was on the team the whole season
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Alex Rios pulled from game
rumored to have been traded
Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!
Gah...where would he play?
We’ve got Wise, Pods and 65% of Q out there. That OF is full.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 28, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 28, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
If only BA were still here - BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!!!
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...
where is kotsay
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
ouch
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
when this is over, i'm gonna need a hug.
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions
someone call 911
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I may exhume myself.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
kill kill
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
On the plus side, 4 run lead means no Nathan
load the bases and hit the slam before they can get him in the game I say!
Baserunners - I like that idea... though they clog things up
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...
Dusty - baseball genius.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Un-appreciated baseball genius
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...
Like Lenny Dykstra... for those ten minutes that he was a stock market guru.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Look no further than Morgan
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...
thanks for telling us
Hawk, yeesh
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions
DFA Podsednik ASAP
And SELL!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks, Mark.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E
0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
0 4 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 5 6 0
fun!





I [heart] 7/23/09.
Just [expletive] Fuck The Rest Of It.
by homesickalien on Jul 28, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
The Rangers are kindly taking care of business for us, which I appreciate.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
no sorry
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
But very soon
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...
yay
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
ugh i feel sick
where’s my hug?
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
i felt nothing
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
That's what she said.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
literally
as pierzynskirules is a girl
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
I'm glad you picked up on my joke then!
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
weird
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
haha
I’ve only recently returned to this site so I didn’t recognize your name and thus didn’t know if you knew pr was a girl
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
the pain is just beginning
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions
So this is how Mark is re-paid by his team
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...
someone's gotta knock him down a few pegs
don ’t want him to get too full of himself
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
yeah craptastc aint it
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I think after the Wise catch, Buehrle's still in karma receivership.
That said, it wouldn’t kill them to stop sucking.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I accidentally closed out of mlbtv after the walk...I don't even care to restart it. crap on a stick.
I [heart] 7/23/09.
Just [expletive] Fuck The Rest Of It.
ok random bullshit...
but D. Wise is batting .187 right now. Seriously, at what point does this stop? How can you be in the majors being a team murderer…
this is just insane
dunno if he ever sucked that much with the bat.
and he was a better infielder than dweezy is an outfielder.
He was a more maddening defensive player, and he hit more meaningless home runs than I care to remember.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Juan was batting .300 this year last i checked
but seriously is there ANYONE with a lower average in the league with the amount of AB’s he has
Carlos Zambrano is a better hitter and I am serious…there are plenty of NL pitchers with better AVG’s
by i_like_turtles on Jul 28, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Uribe is much better player than Wise
And uribe can be pretty ungood at times. But he’s a legit major leaguer and has been for years. Wise’s OPS is below .550 I believe.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 28, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
You say that now - but when GB gets on and he hits a slam
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...
Q
This year: 70 PA’s 9 walks
Last year: 236 PA’s 53 walks
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
i just had a narcolepsy-style freak nap.
holy shit i wasn’t even tired. I see someone was kind enough to put it out of reach at least.
get the sleep now
cus you won’t get it later
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Rookie mistake, Ozzie will let him know what's up
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Mistakes - Getz doesn't understand either
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...
What a bunch of cockteases.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
they aren't teasing me
i knew this was over in the 6th
by i_like_turtles on Jul 28, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Good question
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Better question is, why is this Wise and not ANY OTHER HUMAN BEING ON OUR ROSTER.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
by RWShow on Jul 28, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wondered how long before the catch no longer carried him
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...
A catch isn't a free pass to continue sucking nuts at the dish for the rest of eternity.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
He's got a .538 OPS
He can be a defensive replacement all he wants.
This is ridiculous.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Excellent question.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 28, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
He's due... see the at bat he's giving
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...
Thome's hurt
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 28, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
i is pissed
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
just fooling around

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Jul 28, 2009 9:53 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
what happened?
put the bag back over your head
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
will loop on refresh.
didnt hit the checkbox.
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
Although if he homers here...
I’ll stop saying bad things about him for at least two days.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 28, 2009 9:53 PM CDT reply actions
BA already lowered
to Boston
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
by RWShow on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
very nice
you get a rec, my friend
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
he's conducting an experiment
how low can an OPS sink before it results in a player being dropped
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
wise sucks as does our defnse
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions
They tried, I guess
Too bad they blew it with bad defense first. Just like last night.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
This is all Stone's fault!!! We'll be lucky to win again
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...
he called us a sucky team
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
OK, I know it doesn't matter against Nathan
But Nix has an OPS .200 higher than Wise, and yet he sits on the bench (is that handedness?).
They gave it their best.
And no errors.
Thanks, Mark.
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look closely and don't stop watching. you can see the playoffs chances (rep'd by the mountains) moving closer

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 28, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions
I don't see it
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

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