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New York Yankees at Chicago White Sox, Jul 30, 2009 7:11 PM CDT



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New York Yankees
@ Chicago White Sox

Thursday, Jul 30, 2009, 7:11 PM CDT
U.S. Cellular Field

Andy Pettitte vs Gavin Floyd

Partly cloudy,rain. Winds blowing in from right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 75.

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yeah fuck him

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Jul 30, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

real talk

YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD YES!
www.reverbnation.com/czheckproductions

by Czheck on Jul 30, 2009 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Keep the awesome to yourself Swish!

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2009 6:35 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

at the bar.

swish is a boner.

that is all.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 30, 2009 6:37 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

meatwad

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Jul 30, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 6:49 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

huuuuuuge storm clouds rolling in.

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 30, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

changing my forecast... clouds rolling over the lake

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 30, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

What are the chances that

Obama, Prof. Gates, and the white cop are watching this game over their beers?

by VAChisox on Jul 30, 2009 7:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Nah, Lifetime. Drinking Lite beer, right?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2009 7:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

nick swisher's mere prescence

really tarnishes mark buehrle day for me.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions  

rain delay theater.

macdougal!?!?

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Is this the Uribe game?

I think so. Stoney calls the Uribe walk-off.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 30, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions  

So THAT was his K.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2009 7:14 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Too bad the game isn't on The U

We could be watching Bernie Mac and reading 200 posts bitching about it.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2009 7:16 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Toss him!

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2009 7:20 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

blazing speed of josh fields

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Jul 30, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck kids. If the Yankees are so generous let them sponsor the right rail.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2009 7:24 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Just like this week on SSS. You see how well that went.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2009 7:28 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

it went extremely fucking well dude!

i’m still hanging onto the ledge with one hand and buehrleman is holding onto the other one about to go down…but i wont let him he has drink

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Jul 30, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sun shining now in Western burbs. Won't be long.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2009 7:23 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

sun on north side too

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 30, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

sun in the region lol

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Jul 30, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's talk about Sheehan's assessment of Beckham at 3B

By being nothing special at 3B, did he mean his bat won’t there or his glove won’t or what? Both?

Would Beckham be worth keeping if they made him a 2B? I say yes.

by hitlesswonder on Jul 30, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Hee

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2009 7:37 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

getting all existential on us again?

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 30, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I also miss brown-haired AJ

not these alt unis though

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

i always liked thise unis

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Jul 30, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I did not

remind me too much of the rockies

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Knew this game looked familiar...

I was 1st row LF bleachers, Wassermann promised me a ball in between innings when he warmed up the left fielder, then after the walk-off, took off from the bullpen like a bat outta hell and never looked back me at me.

by ChiSox3 on Jul 30, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions  

jesus christ i got in a "dispute" with the wife come back to the game

and macdougal is on the mound? what the hell!?

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 30, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions  

who won the dispute?

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 30, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

they always win eventually

i got the last word in now… but it will be me apologizing later on or my life will be a living hell regardless if i was right or not. (which i was)

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're a very wise man.......

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 30, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gonzalez! what

hope Alomar gets an AB

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Katy Perry is a dog

I wouldn’t touch it with yours

by hoodlight on Jul 30, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions  

69

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2009 7:39 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

ERSTAD!

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 30, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Grindy!

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 30, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know, Uribe could carry a team for a game.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2009 7:41 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

I also recall a team carrying Uribe for a season.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 30, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

impossible

his large ass can’t be held

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Jul 30, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crede.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 30, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

kenny lofton is still available

i think he can bat leadoff for us.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 30, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions  

i miss uribe

i think i was his only fan…. also marte.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 30, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions  

i think SSS were some of his only fans

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Jul 30, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm with you, i loved uribe

sometimes i visit his statue and just tell it about my day

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

And DeAngelo Jimenez?

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 30, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

nah. didn't care much for him.

i liked melido perez and ivan calderon a whole lot though

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 30, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

uribe was my favorite

I’m the only person with his jersey tee

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 30, 2009 7:47 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I always loved watching Juanie hit

because strikeout or not (usually strikeout), it was going to be entertaining to see him swing out of his shoes every time.

Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?

by UribeAuction on Jul 30, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Indeed. Painful even.

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Death clouds in Tinley 10 minutes ago.

Glad I got the grillin done in time.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 30, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

they did a sac bunt

victory

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 30, 2009 7:46 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

I'm sure you've already discussed this but,

why in the world is Kotsay leading off?

Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity

by OznCoop on Jul 30, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

An ass hat, perhaps.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 30, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

ozzie going for most lineups in a season award

i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry

by blackoutsox on Jul 30, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

How's the plane ride?

BWAHAHAHA!

Oh, I’m sorry, have we started a NEW GAMETHREAD? Fuck me.

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm hideous.

Ask any of my ex-wives.

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not violent, me.

Have no idea where their physical beings are. Except one. She’s married to the former best friend.

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

there's a story there

i bet it’s better than my disaster yesterday

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Come to the meet-up next year

and I’ll regale you. Over a beer or two.

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

If he cared he'd be in there tonight.

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

The rain delay is probably more entertaining

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Road apples!

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

actually hsa wasn't the slogan ""Back to the Grind"

I think “the fuck is this horseshit” was 2nd, in a close vote.

by madvillian on Jul 30, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

4-6 days

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 30, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

He has a case of "i've stopped hitting".

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 30, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cause he sucks,

and having a hot wife is not so exclusive for our players.

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

He has not.

He had 3 bad games. Look at the stats. Even A Rod has a bad series, doesn’t mean’s he’s fallen back to earth yet.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 30, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pods equated with A-Rod.

I’m dead inside.

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

pods didn't need steroids

and is a world series hero.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 30, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Former.

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Could be worse

You could have Pod’s Rod in your A-Hole

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm speechless.

And bleeding from there.

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

aced it

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Jul 30, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

no recs?!

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

uribe booter

this is classic as in what exactly

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh, good

Owen is due up.

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions  

I meant Jerry Owens

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Owen Wilson?

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can he play center?

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Perhaps - if he doesn't slit his wrists first.

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't wait for the rains to relent

It’s 2 am in the morning here. I’ve invested 25 of the Queens English Pounds on a victory tonight

good luck to all my old pals!!

cheers!

by hoodlight on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Have you showered yet?

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

of course

two showers and a bath, but remember we are thin, so we don’t stink the place out like you lot with your cheese burger farty smell that
exudes from every pore

by hoodlight on Jul 30, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have not had a cheeseburger in over a year.

Shepherd’s pie is much healthier.

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do. Love it at the Bull and Bush pub here.

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

real shepherds pie is done with lamb mince

I suspect the one you eat is a respectable imitation done with beef mince

by hoodlight on Jul 30, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Lambs are cute. Steer are assholes.

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

you lot are thin? rubbish.

did you not see the picture i posted of the queue at taybarns?

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

they looked like yanks

but I am thin, most people here are, apart from the scuffers

by hoodlight on Jul 30, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

bad teeth though

and for the most part pretty ugly

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 30, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's Scottish

and was never funny when he started over here, why do you think he’s on your tv screens? because everyone thinks he’s about as funny as an infected root canal

by hoodlight on Jul 30, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

u can be a total retard in the US....,

…but if u speak w/ a Brit. accent, we think you’re Churchill.

by RoyEgan on Jul 30, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hence the reason all actors in roles of foreigners tend to speak in British accents.

Means they’re smart.

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

No offense

I saw quite a bit of tubbies when I was over there for school

by 815Sox on Jul 30, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

ssshhh

don’t spoil the joke, i want to try and keep some kind of cultural superiority

by hoodlight on Jul 30, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

The tarp is coming off

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Is this Tim Geithner?

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

zing!

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

outstanding

they’re gonna finish the top of the 13th and then cut away to the yankees game

we’re not even gonna win this encore game!

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

I think about that Yankee Game when Backwoods Randy...

got lit up by 5 homers on the south side. when was that, 2005?

by RoyEgan on Jul 30, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions  

We crushed theat future HOFucker.

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

*that*

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

yup

sometime in august

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 30, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

All right boys

if they get their asses kicked now, they’re not deserving anyway.

by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 30, 2009 8:13 PM CDT reply actions  

time for some BHB

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Jul 30, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

26 to go!

let’s go for the tie

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Way to fuck it up.

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

you ruined the night

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Jul 30, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

why did hawk say "but"?

he said,“teixeira is batting .285 but has 26 homers.” weird. like .285 is shameful?

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Compared to Yaz, sure.

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

STRETCH!

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

And I swear I saw him say "Fuck It’ when he was talking about his leg to somebody in the dugout.

Not the best attitude to have with so severe an injury. We want you playing next year Q!

by 815Sox on Jul 30, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

BA could have done that

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

ozzie makes the god damn lineup

and says if you don’t like it, don’t watch.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

and don't go to the game and complain!!!

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

grab some fucking bench

and pound some sand you assclown.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Full count backwards K?

Surprise

Hawk just called him a head-case, too

by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 30, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

trade was still a disaster

we basically helped the yankees clean out the garage while giving them a player as well

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

KW cleared out some payroll too

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

True

But I just can’t believe we couldn’t get a better return than that trio of disaster

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

With this baggage it was probably the best he could do

$5.3 million in 2009, $6.75 million in 2010 and $9 million in 2011. The club holds a $10.25 million for 2012, with a $1 million buyout. Not to mention that .240 ave.

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not a good player.

Check his UZR. Penis. ;)

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly... as you said a good player... he's not bad, but good?

Plus look what you can get for the same amount now

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's been a 2-3 WAR player per 150g with the exception of '08

it looks like he’ll be getting no more than market for that kind of production. granted, i’m eyeballing that…but he stays under 10 throughout the entire contract, which is what JD’s making now to be a 2 WAR player.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

beckham hasn't had a bad play in a while?

besides the bat-at-head-cant-concentrate thing over the weekend, i don’t remember one for in the last maybe 10 games? not bad when he started off with one every other game it seemed like.

by Trooper on Jul 30, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

adjusting very quickly

he was pretty clueless at the start. Now he’s ranging to his left, too.

by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 30, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

BOO, we suck!

Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity

by OznCoop on Jul 30, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

that 0-1 pitch was a strike.

home plate jumping around on ted barrett.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Floyd trying to corner like Pettite...

Not getting the calls Pettite does though. Maybe only the lefty-box-line is in the strike zone.

by Pander on Jul 30, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Savior!

Woot what a Crede-esque play minus the back spasms!

by Pander on Jul 30, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Aren't most gamer nerds who use stuff like "woot" guys?

You know…the Halo and WoW types?

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 30, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shut up, you cootie infested noob.

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're serious?

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

speaking of which

my shirt finished 23rd in the derby this past week, which pleases me because i only had an hour to work on it.

progress!

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

woot!

you will certainly report success? I would even lower my bar (which obviously wouldn’t be necessary) (if it gets you into my basement).

by Trooper on Jul 30, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're duking it out with cip?

FIGHT!!!

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chick fight!

Hair-pulling ensues.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

hawk better be careful

or he’s going to get suspended again.
but yes, barrett is umping like a fucking asshole.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

whoever called the bad AB by Getz was WRONG.

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 30, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions  

apparently i fail at internet sarcasm.

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 30, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

teehee.

i just enjoyed the reading of the whole teams mind after 5 batters.

by Trooper on Jul 30, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

How can a guy

have 7 HRs and only 13 RBIs?

by VAChisox on Jul 30, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

i was just going to post that!

10 homers in 96 AB’s. mercy.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 30, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

sup bitches

Check out my cards

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Many years ago

the Indians had a guy named Duke Sims, who hit 23 HRs and 50 RBIs one year.

by VAChisox on Jul 30, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

chris hoiles hit 20 homers

and knocked in 40 in 1992

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 30, 2009 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

just walked in the door

the sweet dulcet tones of…… costas? nice.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

beckham

WOOT!!!

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

He is not Smoak.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

50% correct.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wiz' Mom is cradling him right now.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

aw snap

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

awesomesauce

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Sign him - screw the arbitration KW

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

haha

woot.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Hahaha revenge!

Gotta love inconsistently consistent umpires. They make things so interesting. Gavin’s got a nice curve going.

by Pander on Jul 30, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

I love Gordon Beckham. 2 outs, everyone else (PK and Getzie aside) is worthless so far, and I prematurely bitch about how Getz won't move from 1B.

Then, Becks hits a BEAUTY!
Kid doesn’t even give a flying fuck who’s on the mound. I love it. No fear.
Oh, and scoring from 1st is fun.

by homesickalien on Jul 30, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Youth is cool in ballplayers.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOMEN!

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I bet you could "cougar" him.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not John Merrick-like enough.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is Beckham the best draft pick by the Sox this decade?

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Buehrle wasn't a bad 38th rounder

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 30, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Best sleeper.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, but nobody knew for 5 years.

I think thats gotta put him behind beckham for now.

by Trooper on Jul 30, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just looked at his minor league stats

he breezed through 2 levels and never looked back.

by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 30, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

What year was Frank drafted?

Or Robin?

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thomas 1989

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

damnit.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well there you go.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

89

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ventura 1988

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

'89 it is.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

not a draft pick.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Carlos Lee was.

1994 draft for the Sox. Not quite Ventura or Big Frank, but a pretty damned solid player to draft.

by Pander on Jul 30, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

teehee

where would we be without idiots?

(also thanks to RSS I still got to read the article)

by Trooper on Jul 30, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm still waiting for the fat jokes.

I did lead in with “solid” player after all.

by Pander on Jul 30, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

i thought it was cubans that are lazy.

panamanians are shiftless and untrustworthy.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Revolting.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Left fielders do dog it frequently.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice to see some things don't change

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 30, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions  

wicked curve swish got called out on

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 30, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

A cream pie to the face

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

punch him in the dick

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 30, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Captain Morgan pose.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pantsless.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I might pay to see that.

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

fucking Joe Cowley's wife

in front of Cowley

while O-Cab plays dominoes

by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 30, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or Dotel?

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

You've really thought this through.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd ask for his autograph and a photo.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 30, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

hah! only appropriate response on here

i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry

by blackoutsox on Jul 30, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

i would too, for my mothers sake

i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry

by blackoutsox on Jul 30, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

and then?

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

is he on my side of the street or across the street?

trick question. it doesn’t matter. i’d cross the street to punch him in the face.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

sigh

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 30, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions  

just hope for rain.

only the 5th inning would count right?

by Grinder in Training on Jul 30, 2009 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

dayamn. BHB is pitching his ass off out there

pick up your pitcher, assholes. let’s get some goddamn fucking runs

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

rec'd

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

fucking winner.

made me forget what witty comment i was just about to make about him

by Trooper on Jul 30, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

WU?

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

i really, really want to rec that

but i shant

i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry

by blackoutsox on Jul 30, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

"don't you hate pants?"

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're the man

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

no

i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry

by blackoutsox on Jul 30, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

pettitte hanged it

and becks banged it.
woot.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Just got here

what i miss

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Uribe hit a walk-off in the 13th

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

2007 reunion night

/shudders

i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry

by blackoutsox on Jul 30, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

wrong team

I cant find the game, what channel is it on

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

MLBN outside of the local area

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

im in local area and it isnt on the cable channels

dish network

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

i dont have comcast

I can’t find the game dangit, what channel they take it to?

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

im bad with tv's

what channel s that

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

isn't there a "guide" button?

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

ya

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just listen on the radio

the game often looks better there

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol ok

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

the home plate umpire apparently dropped acid before the game.

also, nick swisher has struck out twice looking and is a fucking asshole.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha thanks

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

no

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

dang, was hoping for the lawndart dive

i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry

by blackoutsox on Jul 30, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Who's the woman in this cellphone commercial?

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 30, 2009 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

did we draft valentin?

i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry

by blackoutsox on Jul 30, 2009 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

which one?

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

jose

one with 3 homers in one game per tv

i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry

by blackoutsox on Jul 30, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

jose josejosejose, jose, jose

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you didn't, you missed it

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was sweet.

we’ll see if he gets a chance for the golden sombrero. or maybe thornton will drill him in the pancreas.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

"it's a swing and a swish"

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

i love gavins curve

i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry

by blackoutsox on Jul 30, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions  

those too

i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry

by blackoutsox on Jul 30, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

mlbtv is ass.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

t & a?

or as in, it sucks?

dont have it so im curious

by airnjp on Jul 30, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's a shame.

woot.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

WHEELS!

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Thome - full speed ahead

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

achillies tendon fail

i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry

by blackoutsox on Jul 30, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Error woo!

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Ahh Pauli

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Pierzynkis trying to kill the ball

he has 29 rbi jeeze

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

too bad

so sad.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

All the Sox fans chanting HGH got to him.

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Now can we make something out of this!

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Dear Carlos, I know you will swing wildly at the 1st pitch

Please make contact, preferably something that doesn’t record an out.

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

what if he just whiffs

then he can do other things.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

he didn't swing at the 1st one!

he has swung at 18 first pitches in his 42 PA’s since returning from the DL.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

that means good things lately

it was 50/50 or worse at one point, no?

by Trooper on Jul 30, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

not much for Q has been good lately.

he hit 3 balls hard in the first game against minny, then crushed the homer in the 3rd game, but otherwise not good. of his 18 first pitch swings he put 9 of them in play and is 0-9 on them.(but 2 of them were in the minny game which were hang wiff ’ems)

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

isnt this early for Rivera to come in?

or they have alot of other guys in the bullpen

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

pretty smart

this is high leverage, baby.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

indeed

but rivera isnt in. Wuut?

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're the one who said it

my fucking shit ain’t workin

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Remember when a Q! appearance at the plate was a cause for....

hopeful anticipation?

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Here'sthe game

right NOW

Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity

by OznCoop on Jul 30, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions  

speed demon thome!!!!!!!

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 30, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

HELL FUCKING YES!

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 30, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Hooray for Yankees "errahs"

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 30, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

yes error for Q!

SOX LEAD
ASDF

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Thome's awesomeness!!!!

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Beckham controlling the game from the dugout

Did we know he could do this?

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

apperntly not

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

rofl

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

DeWayne Wise

asdf

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

"they have a solid closer down there in bobby jenks"

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

hopefully a

..pause.. NOT joke

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL strikezone

I haven’t seen one like this in a long, long time

by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 30, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

check his hbps

iirc, he’s gotten plunked a lot over the years.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

not as much

as the Prince of Plunk, Craig Biggio

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Watching k

10 k’s

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Woot just got home from basketball

Nice to see us leading and Gavin pitching the 8th.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

no catch

would of been cool

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Matt Thornton

Dont do a bobby jenks

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

There he goes.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate my life

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

prob a good idea to get floyd out

102 p, 2-1 game, damon has been tough tonight, get a L vs L

by rdf8585 on Jul 30, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

another k

strike out the bumb damon

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Outunderachieving them is a good strategy.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ozzie looking at his 2000 stats

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

b3ta?

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

nah

I was just surfin the net. ran into this. had no idea what to think so i posted it

by airnjp on Jul 30, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

yay

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 30, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions  

K!

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions  

May I pretty please have an insurance run or two?

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 30, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

You may not. Very un-Sox thing to request.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 30, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Plus, if requesting insurance runs - best ask for at least 3

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

jenks affect?

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gonzo and Cowley tweeting that Jenks is not warming up

Thorndog for another IP?

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 30, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stone just said the same

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

i dont know

but YES NO JENKS TO MESS UP OUR WINNING GAMe AGAINSTBESTTEAMINBASEBALL

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, he was bad.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 30, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

He better not have been traded, since he has done nothing but devalue himself this month.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 30, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I did see that the Dodgers got....

George Sherrill

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

josh bell and some other guy

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

interesting.

one righty, one lefty, then one swishy up.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

stupid swisher

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

no insurance runs

I know, screw me

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Apparently no Jenks either

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

bout 23 combined strikeouts looking tonight

wonder if that warrants a little ump discipline.

by Trooper on Jul 30, 2009 10:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Predict the final score

1. Yankees 3 Sox 2
2. Yankees 4 Sox 2
3. Yankees 5 Sox 2
4. Yankees 6 Sox 2
4b. Sox 2 Yankees 1

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

hello matt thornton

maybe a huge batboy with a weird goati?

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

and if you don't like don't go to the games

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

stupid a-roid

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

MERCY

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

K!

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

wow swish has 3 k's

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Not now

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Get out the golden sombrero

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

omg

Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity

by OznCoop on Jul 30, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

fuckin siwsher aafdafjldhs fd

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 30, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Son of a motherfucking bitch.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 30, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Ugh

It HAD to be Swisher

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 30, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Fail..........................................

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

dangit!

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK NICK SWISHER!!!!!!!!

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

And Texas.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I gave you your rec

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

shoot me.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

also rec

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh sweet irony

how thou doth sting my asshole

by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 30, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions  

looks like time for more beer.

for some strange reason i think the sox are going to win this game though.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Thome

Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity

by OznCoop on Jul 30, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

halua

thank you

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, now i just saw linebrink warming up

and have altered my opinion.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey, i was right.

wow. weird.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Come on JD - # 24 please

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

My JD has 23 HRs

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

and still does

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

headshot!

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:39 PM CDT reply actions  

lets win now

linebrink warming up

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Is Jenks hurt?

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Pods!

game is back in hand

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 10:42 PM CDT reply actions  

LETS GO PAULI

ASDF

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Farmer is pissed

These guys are not swinging for the fences enough.

by sti3 on Jul 30, 2009 10:43 PM CDT reply actions  

men on 1st and 2nd

ya pauli

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:43 PM CDT reply actions  

ha look at coke run

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:44 PM CDT reply actions  

I want to

punch Nick swisher in the right nostril and he bleeds to death, fuck him

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:46 PM CDT reply actions  

it could be worse

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter

by xozte on Jul 30, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

No.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Brian Anderson...at the beggining of the season?

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter

by xozte on Jul 30, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

No.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

No.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Double damn.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pleeeeeeeeeeeease get a hit, Dewayne

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 30, 2009 10:48 PM CDT reply actions  

wise is up.

no worries.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 10:48 PM CDT reply actions  

/prays

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

it is buehrle day

but don’t call me shirley.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 30, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bring on Mark to hit

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity

by OznCoop on Jul 30, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, here comes the 10th.

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 10:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Its Wise time --- bring on that .185

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 10:48 PM CDT reply actions  

mendoza line no more

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

WIN!!!!!!

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter

by xozte on Jul 30, 2009 10:50 PM CDT reply actions  

OVAH!!!!

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 30, 2009 10:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Dwise!!!!!!!!

Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity

by OznCoop on Jul 30, 2009 10:50 PM CDT reply actions  

doom.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 10:50 PM CDT reply actions  

FREE BASEBALL!!!!

woot.
or not.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 10:50 PM CDT reply actions  

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 30, 2009 10:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Win!!! Wise

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 10:50 PM CDT reply actions  

10 year contract extension now!!!!!!!!!!

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 30, 2009 10:50 PM CDT reply actions  

WISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEW LEADOFF HITTER!

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on Jul 30, 2009 10:50 PM CDT reply actions  

CLUTCH!!!!!!!

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2009 10:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Fireworks near my house! Yay!

Way to go Wise.

Jimmy Fallon’s on the phone.

by 67WMAQ on Jul 30, 2009 10:51 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Holy Crap

Well, he’ll be playing more now….

by hitlesswonder on Jul 30, 2009 10:51 PM CDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!

(moment of sadness for continuing his existence)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!

WINNAAAHHHH!!!

by Trooper on Jul 30, 2009 10:51 PM CDT reply actions  

I am reccing all of these

Was his fist-pump as annoying as it sounded on the radio?

by sti3 on Jul 30, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

More so

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Double-fisted annoying as all shit.

Then he went and sat by himself in the corner of the dugout, like the sad clown he is!

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2009 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

They just mentioned something....

about a possible deal. On the post-game show.

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 10:55 PM CDT reply actions  

All they said was Jenks was not present at the park in the ninth

which means 1 of 2 things

1. He was sick/sent home by ozzie
2. he’s part of deal

by The Cheat on Jul 30, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

figgins!

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

To Oakland to bring OC back

One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Family reasons

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 30, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yea - needs to pack the family for moving

One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

figgins!

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck nick swisher

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice To See Viciedo

Hit a HR tonight off of Matt Lindstrom, even if he is rehabbing & might not have all his stuff.

by PaulieK14 on Jul 30, 2009 10:57 PM CDT reply actions  

nick fuck swisher

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 11:02 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck nick swisher

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

And fuck Nick Swisher's family reasons.

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck Nick Swisher's family

while he’s tied up and his eyelids are glued to his forehead so he’s forced to watch

by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 30, 2009 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

What just happened?

What is this “win” people speak of?

by 815Sox on Jul 30, 2009 11:07 PM CDT reply actions  

well, if pettitte doesn't fall down

who knows what may have happened.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

ozzie has no fucking clue

what “mark buehrle day” is.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 11:09 PM CDT reply actions  

something to do with a chicken

One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

cock fight

Nick Swisher can blow Bobby Jenks's saves.

by airnjp on Jul 30, 2009 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha

In the post-game interview with Ozzie, some reporter asks about Mark Buehrle Day…

Ozzie: WTF is that?

by Pander on Jul 30, 2009 11:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Did he

Say it the long way, like “Double-you tee eff is that?”

Fuck nick swisher

by sti3 on Jul 30, 2009 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tampa could use a closer

We’ll take Zobrist

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 30, 2009 11:10 PM CDT reply actions  

I prefer Shamwow!

"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT

by Black Sox Baseball on Jul 30, 2009 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

DUH WAY

WHAT I TELL YOU BOUT SAVIN PERFECT GAMES FO DA WHITE MAN

by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 30, 2009 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

think if he would not have turned hoe, we could use his home runs

YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD YES!
www.reverbnation.com/czheckproductions

by Czheck on Jul 30, 2009 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  


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by Trooper on Jul 30, 2009 11:19 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Last one.
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by Trooper on Jul 30, 2009 11:22 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Yeah Dweeeeezy!!!!!

FuckNickfuckingSwisher,whattanasshole!

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2009 12:38 AM CDT reply actions  

Did you finish the game yet?

Or did you go out to get some new rims

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 31, 2009 12:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

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