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New York Yankees at Chicago White Sox, Jul 30, 2009 7:11 PM CDT


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New York Yankees
@ Chicago White Sox

Thursday, Jul 30, 2009, 7:11 PM CDT
U.S. Cellular Field

Andy Pettitte vs Gavin Floyd

Partly cloudy,rain. Winds blowing in from right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 75.

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Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 30, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah fuck him

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Jul 30, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

real talk

YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD YES!
www.reverbnation.com/czheckproductions

by Czheck on Jul 30, 2009 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Keep the awesome to yourself Swish!

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2009 6:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

at the bar.

swish is a boner.

that is all.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 30, 2009 6:37 PM CDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

meatwad

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Jul 30, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 6:49 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

huuuuuuge storm clouds rolling in.

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 30, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

changing my forecast... clouds rolling over the lake

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 30, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

our leadoff spot is stacked.

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 30, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

touche

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 30, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What are the chances that

Obama, Prof. Gates, and the white cop are watching this game over their beers?

by VAChisox on Jul 30, 2009 7:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nah, Lifetime. Drinking Lite beer, right?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2009 7:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

Reports had Obama

selecting a Bud Light—-yuk.

by VAChisox on Jul 30, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nick swisher's mere prescence

really tarnishes mark buehrle day for me.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

rain delay theater.

macdougal!?!?

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Is this the Uribe game?

I think so. Stoney calls the Uribe walk-off.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 30, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So THAT was his K.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2009 7:14 PM CDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

Be gone in less than an hour, maybe 45 minutes.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2009 7:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

Too bad the game isn't on The U

We could be watching Bernie Mac and reading 200 posts bitching about it.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2009 7:16 PM CDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

Toss him!

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2009 7:20 PM CDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

blazing speed of josh fields

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Jul 30, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck kids. If the Yankees are so generous let them sponsor the right rail.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2009 7:24 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

Just like this week on SSS. You see how well that went.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2009 7:28 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

it went extremely fucking well dude!

i’m still hanging onto the ledge with one hand and buehrleman is holding onto the other one about to go down…but i wont let him he has drink

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Jul 30, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sun shining now in Western burbs. Won't be long.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2009 7:23 PM CDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

sun on north side too

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 30, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sun in the region lol

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Jul 30, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's talk about Sheehan's assessment of Beckham at 3B

By being nothing special at 3B, did he mean his bat won’t there or his glove won’t or what? Both?

Would Beckham be worth keeping if they made him a 2B? I say yes.

by hitlesswonder on Jul 30, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hee

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2009 7:37 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

getting all existential on us again?

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 30, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I also miss brown-haired AJ

not these alt unis though

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i always liked thise unis

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Jul 30, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I did not

remind me too much of the rockies

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Knew this game looked familiar...

I was 1st row LF bleachers, Wassermann promised me a ball in between innings when he warmed up the left fielder, then after the walk-off, took off from the bullpen like a bat outta hell and never looked back me at me.

by ChiSox3 on Jul 30, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

jesus christ i got in a "dispute" with the wife come back to the game

and macdougal is on the mound? what the hell!?

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 30, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

macdougal on the mound, kotsay leading off... back to the stone age.

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 30, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

who won the dispute?

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 30, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

they always win eventually

i got the last word in now… but it will be me apologizing later on or my life will be a living hell regardless if i was right or not. (which i was)

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're a very wise man.......

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 30, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gonzalez! what

hope Alomar gets an AB

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Katy Perry is a dog

I wouldn’t touch it with yours

by hoodlight on Jul 30, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

69

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2009 7:39 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

ERSTAD!

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 30, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Grindy!

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 30, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know, Uribe could carry a team for a game.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2009 7:41 PM CDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

I also recall a team carrying Uribe for a season.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 30, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

impossible

his large ass can’t be held

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Jul 30, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crede.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 30, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

kenny lofton is still available

i think he can bat leadoff for us.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 30, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i miss uribe

i think i was his only fan…. also marte.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 30, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i think SSS were some of his only fans

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Jul 30, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm with you, i loved uribe

sometimes i visit his statue and just tell it about my day

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And DeAngelo Jimenez?

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 30, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah. didn't care much for him.

i liked melido perez and ivan calderon a whole lot though

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 30, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

uribe was my favorite

I’m the only person with his jersey tee

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 30, 2009 7:47 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

impressive!

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 30, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I always loved watching Juanie hit

because strikeout or not (usually strikeout), it was going to be entertaining to see him swing out of his shoes every time.

Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?

by UribeAuction on Jul 30, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Indeed. Painful even.

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sun making an appearance in oak forest

patience grasshopper

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 30, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Death clouds in Tinley 10 minutes ago.

Glad I got the grillin done in time.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 30, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

they did a sac bunt

victory

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jul 30, 2009 7:46 PM CDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

I'm sure you've already discussed this but,

why in the world is Kotsay leading off?

Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity

by OznCoop on Jul 30, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

its just a bizzare move

Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity

by OznCoop on Jul 30, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

An ass hat, perhaps.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 30, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ozzie going for most lineups in a season award

i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry

by blackoutsox on Jul 30, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How's the plane ride?

BWAHAHAHA!

Oh, I’m sorry, have we started a NEW GAMETHREAD? Fuck me.

We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm hideous.

Ask any of my ex-wives.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not violent, me.

Have no idea where their physical beings are. Except one. She’s married to the former best friend.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

there's a story there

i bet it’s better than my disaster yesterday

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come to the meet-up next year

and I’ll regale you. Over a beer or two.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yyyyeeeeeeeaaaaahhhh.....

/steps back slowly
/turns and runs

by homesickalien on Jul 30, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he cared he'd be in there tonight.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The rain delay is probably more entertaining

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Road apples!

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

actually hsa wasn't the slogan ""Back to the Grind"

I think “the fuck is this horseshit” was 2nd, in a close vote.

by madvillian on Jul 30, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

4-6 days

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 30, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He has a case of "i've stopped hitting".

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 30, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cause he sucks,

and having a hot wife is not so exclusive for our players.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He has not.

He had 3 bad games. Look at the stats. Even A Rod has a bad series, doesn’t mean’s he’s fallen back to earth yet.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 30, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pods equated with A-Rod.

I’m dead inside.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

pods didn't need steroids

and is a world series hero.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 30, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Former.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Could be worse

You could have Pod’s Rod in your A-Hole

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm speechless.

And bleeding from there.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

aced it

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Jul 30, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no recs?!

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

uribe booter

this is classic as in what exactly

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, good

Owen is due up.

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I meant Jerry Owens

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Owen Wilson?

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can he play center?

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Perhaps - if he doesn't slit his wrists first.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't wait for the rains to relent

It’s 2 am in the morning here. I’ve invested 25 of the Queens English Pounds on a victory tonight

good luck to all my old pals!!

cheers!

by hoodlight on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Have you showered yet?

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

of course

two showers and a bath, but remember we are thin, so we don’t stink the place out like you lot with your cheese burger farty smell that
exudes from every pore

by hoodlight on Jul 30, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have not had a cheeseburger in over a year.

Shepherd’s pie is much healthier.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do. Love it at the Bull and Bush pub here.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

real shepherds pie is done with lamb mince

I suspect the one you eat is a respectable imitation done with beef mince

by hoodlight on Jul 30, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

Lambs are cute. Steer are assholes.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like both alot

But the beef a bit better

by 815Sox on Jul 30, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you lot are thin? rubbish.

did you not see the picture i posted of the queue at taybarns?

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

they looked like yanks

but I am thin, most people here are, apart from the scuffers

by hoodlight on Jul 30, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

bad teeth though

and for the most part pretty ugly

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 30, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's Scottish

and was never funny when he started over here, why do you think he’s on your tv screens? because everyone thinks he’s about as funny as an infected root canal

by hoodlight on Jul 30, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

u can be a total retard in the US....,

…but if u speak w/ a Brit. accent, we think you’re Churchill.

by RoyEgan on Jul 30, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hence the reason all actors in roles of foreigners tend to speak in British accents.

Means they’re smart.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No offense

I saw quite a bit of tubbies when I was over there for school

by 815Sox on Jul 30, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ssshhh

don’t spoil the joke, i want to try and keep some kind of cultural superiority

by hoodlight on Jul 30, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The tarp is coming off

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Is this Tim Geithner?

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

zing!

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

outstanding

they’re gonna finish the top of the 13th and then cut away to the yankees game

we’re not even gonna win this encore game!

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think about that Yankee Game when Backwoods Randy...

got lit up by 5 homers on the south side. when was that, 2005?

by RoyEgan on Jul 30, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We crushed theat future HOFucker.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

*that*

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yup

sometime in august

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 30, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

urrrrrrrrrribeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

oh i miss him.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 30, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

All right boys

if they get their asses kicked now, they’re not deserving anyway.

by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 30, 2009 8:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

time for some BHB

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Jul 30, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

26 to go!

let’s go for the tie

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Way to fuck it up.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you ruined the night

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Jul 30, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why did hawk say "but"?

he said,“teixeira is batting .285 but has 26 homers.” weird. like .285 is shameful?

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Compared to Yaz, sure.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

STRETCH!

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

And I swear I saw him say "Fuck It’ when he was talking about his leg to somebody in the dugout.

Not the best attitude to have with so severe an injury. We want you playing next year Q!

by 815Sox on Jul 30, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sporting the 1960 ethnic team

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BA could have done that

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ozzie makes the god damn lineup

and says if you don’t like it, don’t watch.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and don't go to the game and complain!!!

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

grab some fucking bench

and pound some sand you assclown.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Full count backwards K?

Surprise

Hawk just called him a head-case, too

by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 30, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

trade was still a disaster

we basically helped the yankees clean out the garage while giving them a player as well

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

KW cleared out some payroll too

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

True

But I just can’t believe we couldn’t get a better return than that trio of disaster

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

With this baggage it was probably the best he could do

$5.3 million in 2009, $6.75 million in 2010 and $9 million in 2011. The club holds a $10.25 million for 2012, with a $1 million buyout. Not to mention that .240 ave.

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not a good player.

Check his UZR. Penis. ;)

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly... as you said a good player... he's not bad, but good?

Plus look what you can get for the same amount now

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's been a 2-3 WAR player per 150g with the exception of '08

it looks like he’ll be getting no more than market for that kind of production. granted, i’m eyeballing that…but he stays under 10 throughout the entire contract, which is what JD’s making now to be a 2 WAR player.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

beckham hasn't had a bad play in a while?

besides the bat-at-head-cant-concentrate thing over the weekend, i don’t remember one for in the last maybe 10 games? not bad when he started off with one every other game it seemed like.

by Trooper on Jul 30, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

adjusting very quickly

he was pretty clueless at the start. Now he’s ranging to his left, too.

by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 30, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BOO, we suck!

Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity

by OznCoop on Jul 30, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Happy Mark Buehrle day

Please enjoy this reenactment of a team that cannot hit

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that 0-1 pitch was a strike.

home plate jumping around on ted barrett.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Floyd trying to corner like Pettite...

Not getting the calls Pettite does though. Maybe only the lefty-box-line is in the strike zone.

by Pander on Jul 30, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fat molina with a brutal AB.

thank you.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

aren't they all fat?

Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity

by OznCoop on Jul 30, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

each one is fatter than the next.

with yadier being the least fat i think.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Savior!

Woot what a Crede-esque play minus the back spasms!

by Pander on Jul 30, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i would think men-only sites would be all over gay shit

plus PR and HSA are apparently women (or men posing as women)

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aren't most gamer nerds who use stuff like "woot" guys?

You know…the Halo and WoW types?

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 30, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shut up, you cootie infested noob.

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're serious?

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

speaking of which

my shirt finished 23rd in the derby this past week, which pleases me because i only had an hour to work on it.

progress!

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

woot!

you will certainly report success? I would even lower my bar (which obviously wouldn’t be necessary) (if it gets you into my basement).

by Trooper on Jul 30, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're duking it out with cip?

FIGHT!!!

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chick fight!

Hair-pulling ensues.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hawk better be careful

or he’s going to get suspended again.
but yes, barrett is umping like a fucking asshole.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

whoever called the bad AB by Getz was WRONG.

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 30, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

apparently i fail at internet sarcasm.

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 30, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

teehee.

i just enjoyed the reading of the whole teams mind after 5 batters.

by Trooper on Jul 30, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How can a guy

have 7 HRs and only 13 RBIs?

by VAChisox on Jul 30, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i was just going to post that!

10 homers in 96 AB’s. mercy.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 30, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sup bitches

Check out my cards

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Many years ago

the Indians had a guy named Duke Sims, who hit 23 HRs and 50 RBIs one year.

by VAChisox on Jul 30, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

chris hoiles hit 20 homers

and knocked in 40 in 1992

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 30, 2009 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

just walked in the door

the sweet dulcet tones of…… costas? nice.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

beckham

WOOT!!!

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He is not Smoak.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

50% correct.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wiz' Mom is cradling him right now.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

aw snap

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

awesomesauce

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sign him - screw the arbitration KW

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

haha

woot.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha revenge!

Gotta love inconsistently consistent umpires. They make things so interesting. Gavin’s got a nice curve going.

by Pander on Jul 30, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I love Gordon Beckham. 2 outs, everyone else (PK and Getzie aside) is worthless so far, and I prematurely bitch about how Getz won't move from 1B.

Then, Becks hits a BEAUTY!
Kid doesn’t even give a flying fuck who’s on the mound. I love it. No fear.
Oh, and scoring from 1st is fun.

by homesickalien on Jul 30, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Youth is cool in ballplayers.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOMEN!

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet you could "cougar" him.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not John Merrick-like enough.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's murdered lefties so far.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is Beckham the best draft pick by the Sox this decade?

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Buehrle wasn't a bad 38th rounder

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 30, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best sleeper.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, but nobody knew for 5 years.

I think thats gotta put him behind beckham for now.

by Trooper on Jul 30, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just looked at his minor league stats

he breezed through 2 levels and never looked back.

by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 30, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What year was Frank drafted?

Or Robin?

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thomas 1989

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

damnit.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well there you go.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

89

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ventura 1988

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

'89 it is.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not a draft pick.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Carlos Lee was.

1994 draft for the Sox. Not quite Ventura or Big Frank, but a pretty damned solid player to draft.

by Pander on Jul 30, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

teehee

where would we be without idiots?

(also thanks to RSS I still got to read the article)

by Trooper on Jul 30, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm still waiting for the fat jokes.

I did lead in with “solid” player after all.

by Pander on Jul 30, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought it was cubans that are lazy.

panamanians are shiftless and untrustworthy.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Revolting.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quite the Christ complex.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Left fielders do dog it frequently.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he was?

prican?

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by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice to see some things don't change

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 30, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wicked curve swish got called out on

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Jul 30, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

A cream pie to the face

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

punch him in the dick

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 30, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Captain Morgan pose.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pantsless.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I might pay to see that.

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fucking Joe Cowley's wife

in front of Cowley

while O-Cab plays dominoes

by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 30, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or Dotel?

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You've really thought this through.

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by winningugly on Jul 30, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd ask for his autograph and a photo.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 30, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hah! only appropriate response on here

i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry

by blackoutsox on Jul 30, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i would too, for my mothers sake

i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry

by blackoutsox on Jul 30, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and then?

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is he on my side of the street or across the street?

trick question. it doesn’t matter. i’d cross the street to punch him in the face.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

argh. bad pitch to a bad hitter.

hate that.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the molinas are one of the more awesomerer things in baseball.

family of catchers? you got yourself a sitcom right there.

by Trooper on Jul 30, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

...only they got this younger sister, see...

…and she ends up on the Supreme Court…

by RoyEgan on Jul 30, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

along with the Hilgenbergs

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 30, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hang wiff 'em jeter.

woot.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

sigh

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 30, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh jumaine.

:(

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

just hope for rain.

only the 5th inning would count right?

by Grinder in Training on Jul 30, 2009 9:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

dayamn. BHB is pitching his ass off out there

pick up your pitcher, assholes. let’s get some goddamn fucking runs

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

you forgot to say the magic word.

so not likely.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If only the Sox didn't approach the plate like it was 1996

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That was a bad year for plates

All tarnished rubber and such

by airnjp on Jul 30, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd

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by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fucking winner.

made me forget what witty comment i was just about to make about him

by Trooper on Jul 30, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WU?

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i really, really want to rec that

but i shant

i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry

by blackoutsox on Jul 30, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"don't you hate pants?"

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're the man

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry

by blackoutsox on Jul 30, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

pettitte hanged it

and becks banged it.
woot.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Just got here

what i miss

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Uribe hit a walk-off in the 13th

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

2007 reunion night

/shudders

i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry

by blackoutsox on Jul 30, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wrong team

I cant find the game, what channel is it on

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

MLBN outside of the local area

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

im in local area and it isnt on the cable channels

dish network

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dont have comcast

I can’t find the game dangit, what channel they take it to?

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

im bad with tv's

what channel s that

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

37

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

isn't there a "guide" button?

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ya

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just listen on the radio

the game often looks better there

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol ok

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the home plate umpire apparently dropped acid before the game.

also, nick swisher has struck out twice looking and is a fucking asshole.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha thanks

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by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why did we go get someone who's a worse fit for the team than Brian Anderson

when we traded Brian Anderson?

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by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

dang, was hoping for the lawndart dive

i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry

by blackoutsox on Jul 30, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Who's the woman in this cellphone commercial?

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 30, 2009 9:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

did we draft valentin?

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by blackoutsox on Jul 30, 2009 9:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

which one?

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by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

jose

one with 3 homers in one game per tv

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-larry

by blackoutsox on Jul 30, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

jose josejosejose, jose, jose

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by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

do i have to look?

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you didn't, you missed it

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was sweet.

we’ll see if he gets a chance for the golden sombrero. or maybe thornton will drill him in the pancreas.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"it's a swing and a swish"

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by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i love gavins curve

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by blackoutsox on Jul 30, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

those too

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by blackoutsox on Jul 30, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

mlbtv is ass.

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by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

t & a?

or as in, it sucks?

dont have it so im curious

by airnjp on Jul 30, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's a shame.

woot.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WHEELS!

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by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thome - full speed ahead

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

achillies tendon fail

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by blackoutsox on Jul 30, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Error woo!

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cano better get his signals straight with Jeter, even more speed aboard

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ahh Pauli

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by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

whyz that?

Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity

by OznCoop on Jul 30, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The web radio scam... whatever it was called

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

For being horrible at their job?

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

met that guy in person

one of my friends good friends, pretty good dude, knows alot of baseball

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by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pierzynkis trying to kill the ball

he has 29 rbi jeeze

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by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

tonight is the first time i have ever typed the word "woot"

but now i find i can’t stop!
woot.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're ruining our male-only paradise assmuncher

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry.

woot.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

too bad

so sad.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hha A-Roid sucks at fielding

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what scrappy infield hitters

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by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

All the Sox fans chanting HGH got to him.

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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Now can we make something out of this!

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by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Q can has reverse splits.

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by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear Carlos, I know you will swing wildly at the 1st pitch

Please make contact, preferably something that doesn’t record an out.

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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what if he just whiffs

then he can do other things.

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by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he didn't swing at the 1st one!

he has swung at 18 first pitches in his 42 PA’s since returning from the DL.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that means good things lately

it was 50/50 or worse at one point, no?

by Trooper on Jul 30, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not much for Q has been good lately.

he hit 3 balls hard in the first game against minny, then crushed the homer in the 3rd game, but otherwise not good. of his 18 first pitch swings he put 9 of them in play and is 0-9 on them.(but 2 of them were in the minny game which were hang wiff ’ems)

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

isnt this early for Rivera to come in?

or they have alot of other guys in the bullpen

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by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

pretty smart

this is high leverage, baby.

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by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

indeed

but rivera isnt in. Wuut?

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by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're the one who said it

my fucking shit ain’t workin

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by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Remember when a Q! appearance at the plate was a cause for....

hopeful anticipation?

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Here'sthe game

right NOW

Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity

by OznCoop on Jul 30, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

speed.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

speed demon thome!!!!!!!

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jul 30, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HELL FUCKING YES!

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 30, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hooray for Yankees "errahs"

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 30, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yes error for Q!

SOX LEAD
ASDF

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by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bit too excited there Hawkaroo

Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity

by OznCoop on Jul 30, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thome's awesomeness!!!!

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Beckham controlling the game from the dugout

Did we know he could do this?

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

apperntly not

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

rofl

One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?

by Brush Back on Jul 30, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus! The Yankees are actually going to give us this fucking game.

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson

by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

one run lead, gentlemen

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by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But we have the best bullpen in the history of baseball!

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No faith in BHB?

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 30, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

DeWayne Wise

asdf

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"they have a solid closer down there in bobby jenks"

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by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hopefully a

..pause.. NOT joke

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by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL strikezone

I haven’t seen one like this in a long, long time

by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 30, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

looks like he's got the corner

nothing outrageous, K pitch to melky was on the white around the zone one gameday. boarderline, id admit.

by rdf8585 on Jul 30, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

check his hbps

iirc, he’s gotten plunked a lot over the years.

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by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not as much

as the Prince of Plunk, Craig Biggio

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by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Watching k

10 k’s

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by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Woot just got home from basketball

Nice to see us leading and Gavin pitching the 8th.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

no catch

would of been cool

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by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt Thornton

Dont do a bobby jenks

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by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

There he goes.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate my life

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto

by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

prob a good idea to get floyd out

102 p, 2-1 game, damon has been tough tonight, get a L vs L

by rdf8585 on Jul 30, 2009 10:17 PM CDT