Did Anyone Remember Swish's Ritalin?
by The Cheat on Jul 30, 2009 6:30 PM CDT
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fuck nick swisher.
it is what it is......
by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 6:31 PM CDT reply actions 8 recs
Keep the awesome to yourself Swish!
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2009 6:35 PM CDT reply actions
fuck swisher and fuck texas.
it is what it is......
by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
at the bar.
swish is a boner.
that is all.
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Jul 30, 2009 6:37 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 6:49 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm on the north side, and I'm calling it, this game is getting rained out.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
changing my forecast... clouds rolling over the lake
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
Our leadoff spot's wife is stacked.
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Jul 30, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
What are the chances that
Obama, Prof. Gates, and the white cop are watching this game over their beers?
Nah, Lifetime. Drinking Lite beer, right?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2009 7:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Is this the Uribe game?
I think so. Stoney calls the Uribe walk-off.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
So THAT was his K.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2009 7:14 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Be gone in less than an hour, maybe 45 minutes.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2009 7:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Too bad the game isn't on The U
We could be watching Bernie Mac and reading 200 posts bitching about it.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2009 7:16 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Toss him!
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2009 7:20 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I'm getting yankees charity work with underprivileged kids
don’t you all feel frivolous?
Fuck kids. If the Yankees are so generous let them sponsor the right rail.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2009 7:24 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Just like this week on SSS. You see how well that went.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2009 7:28 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
it went extremely fucking well dude!
i’m still hanging onto the ledge with one hand and buehrleman is holding onto the other one about to go down…but i wont let him he has drink
that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma
Sun shining now in Western burbs. Won't be long.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2009 7:23 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Let's talk about Sheehan's assessment of Beckham at 3B
By being nothing special at 3B, did he mean his bat won’t there or his glove won’t or what? Both?
Would Beckham be worth keeping if they made him a 2B? I say yes.
sheehan full of spreadsheet
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by The Cheat on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Knew this game looked familiar...
I was 1st row LF bleachers, Wassermann promised me a ball in between innings when he warmed up the left fielder, then after the walk-off, took off from the bullpen like a bat outta hell and never looked back me at me.
jesus christ i got in a "dispute" with the wife come back to the game
and macdougal is on the mound? what the hell!?
Kenwo4life=ratings
macdougal on the mound, kotsay leading off... back to the stone age.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
they always win eventually
i got the last word in now… but it will be me apologizing later on or my life will be a living hell regardless if i was right or not. (which i was)
Kenwo4life=ratings
oh Jesus, Erstad
I had blocked him out of my memory until today.
Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?
You know, Uribe could carry a team for a game.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 30, 2009 7:41 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I also recall a team carrying Uribe for a season.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
And DeAngelo Jimenez?
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
nah. didn't care much for him.
i liked melido perez and ivan calderon a whole lot though
Kenwo4life=ratings
uribe was my favorite
I’m the only person with his jersey tee
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by thecip on Jul 30, 2009 7:47 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I always loved watching Juanie hit
because strikeout or not (usually strikeout), it was going to be entertaining to see him swing out of his shoes every time.
Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?
by UribeAuction on Jul 30, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Just watch, dammit. Stone Ponylicious had a great moment.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Indeed. Painful even.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Death clouds in Tinley 10 minutes ago.
Glad I got the grillin done in time.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
they did a sac bunt
victory
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Jul 30, 2009 7:46 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I'm sure you've already discussed this but,
why in the world is Kotsay leading off?
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
An ass hat, perhaps.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
i think the best answer I saw was "ozzie has a new toy and wants to play with it"
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
ozzie going for most lineups in a season award
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
How's the plane ride?
BWAHAHAHA!
Oh, I’m sorry, have we started a NEW GAMETHREAD? Fuck me.
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I'm hideous.
Ask any of my ex-wives.
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I thought you chopped all of them up...?
by homesickalien on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Not violent, me.
Have no idea where their physical beings are. Except one. She’s married to the former best friend.
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Come to the meet-up next year
and I’ll regale you. Over a beer or two.
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At which point, I'll be happy to tell my "most fucked up time to propose to someone" story.
You’ll never believe this shit.
by homesickalien on Jul 30, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Yyyyeeeeeeeaaaaahhhh.....
/steps back slowly
/turns and runs
by homesickalien on Jul 30, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
If he cared he'd be in there tonight.
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I should be so lucky to have that showing. I have mlbtv's lovely graphic telling me of a rain delay.
by homesickalien on Jul 30, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
The rain delay is probably more entertaining
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Road apples!
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actually hsa wasn't the slogan ""Back to the Grind"
I think “the fuck is this horseshit” was 2nd, in a close vote.
Has there been any word as to the extent of Alexei's sprain?...Time gone?
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
thanks, and is Pods out today just because of normal rest or is he nursing some injury?
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
He has a case of "i've stopped hitting".
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Cause he sucks,
and having a hot wife is not so exclusive for our players.
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yeah hes has REALLY cooled off. I started sensing it before the break even
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
He has not.
He had 3 bad games. Look at the stats. Even A Rod has a bad series, doesn’t mean’s he’s fallen back to earth yet.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 30, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Pods equated with A-Rod.
I’m dead inside.
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Former.
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Could be worse
You could have Pod’s Rod in your A-Hole
¡signature!
by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm speechless.
And bleeding from there.
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Oh, good
Owen is due up.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions
I meant Jerry Owens
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Owen Wilson?
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Can he play center?
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Perhaps - if he doesn't slit his wrists first.
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I can't wait for the rains to relent
It’s 2 am in the morning here. I’ve invested 25 of the Queens English Pounds on a victory tonight
good luck to all my old pals!!
cheers!
Have you showered yet?
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of course
two showers and a bath, but remember we are thin, so we don’t stink the place out like you lot with your cheese burger farty smell that
exudes from every pore
I have not had a cheeseburger in over a year.
Shepherd’s pie is much healthier.
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I do. Love it at the Bull and Bush pub here.
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real shepherds pie is done with lamb mince
I suspect the one you eat is a respectable imitation done with beef mince
Yes.
Lambs are cute. Steer are assholes.
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you lot are thin? rubbish.
did you not see the picture i posted of the queue at taybarns?
it is what it is......
he's Scottish
and was never funny when he started over here, why do you think he’s on your tv screens? because everyone thinks he’s about as funny as an infected root canal
u can be a total retard in the US....,
…but if u speak w/ a Brit. accent, we think you’re Churchill.
Hence the reason all actors in roles of foreigners tend to speak in British accents.
Means they’re smart.
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The tarp is coming off
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions
Is this Tim Geithner?
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outstanding
they’re gonna finish the top of the 13th and then cut away to the yankees game
we’re not even gonna win this encore game!
¡signature!
I think about that Yankee Game when Backwoods Randy...
got lit up by 5 homers on the south side. when was that, 2005?
We crushed theat future HOFucker.
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*that*
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was i the only one who sorta kinda didn't mind louis terrerro or whatever his name was? haha
Kenwo4life=ratings
fill in for a week when dj had a baby (freals. it was on oprah)
or he’s just voiceovering because he’s bored of the rain.
DJ was a away for this week tending to family matters.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
it's a rare condition, in this day and age, to read any good news on the newspaper page.....
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
love and tradition and that grand desiiiiggggggn
some people say is even harder to fiiiiiiiind.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
27 pitches, perfect game.. it's time.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 30, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions
Way to fuck it up.
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why did hawk say "but"?
he said,“teixeira is batting .285 but has 26 homers.” weird. like .285 is shameful?
it is what it is......
Compared to Yaz, sure.
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STRETCH!
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Sporting the 1960 ethnic team
One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?
BA could have done that
One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?
and don't go to the game and complain!!!
One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?
grab some fucking bench
and pound some sand you assclown.
it is what it is......
by BuehrleMan on Jul 30, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
trade was still a disaster
we basically helped the yankees clean out the garage while giving them a player as well
¡signature!
KW cleared out some payroll too
One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?
True
But I just can’t believe we couldn’t get a better return than that trio of disaster
¡signature!
With this baggage it was probably the best he could do
$5.3 million in 2009, $6.75 million in 2010 and $9 million in 2011. The club holds a $10.25 million for 2012, with a $1 million buyout. Not to mention that .240 ave.
One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Not a good player.
Check his UZR. Penis. ;)
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Exactly... as you said a good player... he's not bad, but good?
Plus look what you can get for the same amount now
One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?
he's been a 2-3 WAR player per 150g with the exception of '08
it looks like he’ll be getting no more than market for that kind of production. granted, i’m eyeballing that…but he stays under 10 throughout the entire contract, which is what JD’s making now to be a 2 WAR player.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
beckham hasn't had a bad play in a while?
besides the bat-at-head-cant-concentrate thing over the weekend, i don’t remember one for in the last maybe 10 games? not bad when he started off with one every other game it seemed like.
adjusting very quickly
he was pretty clueless at the start. Now he’s ranging to his left, too.
by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 30, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
THe guys are pressing tonight, swingin for the fences, not a good sign of things to come.
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
Floyd trying to corner like Pettite...
Not getting the calls Pettite does though. Maybe only the lefty-box-line is in the strike zone.
Savior!
Woot what a Crede-esque play minus the back spasms!
I find it gay and repulsive, not something commonly used on a man-only site
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
i would think men-only sites would be all over gay shit
plus PR and HSA are apparently women (or men posing as women)
¡signature!
I know, you deal with that shit enough at home right?
I’ll refrain from now on. My bad.
Aren't most gamer nerds who use stuff like "woot" guys?
You know…the Halo and WoW types?
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Shut up, you cootie infested noob.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
speaking of which
my shirt finished 23rd in the derby this past week, which pleases me because i only had an hour to work on it.
progress!
¡signature!
woot!
you will certainly report success? I would even lower my bar (which obviously wouldn’t be necessary) (if it gets you into my basement).
Chick fight!
Hair-pulling ensues.
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hawk better be careful
or he’s going to get suspended again.
but yes, barrett is umping like a fucking asshole.
it is what it is......
just walked in the door
the sweet dulcet tones of…… costas? nice.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
He is not Smoak.
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50% correct.
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Wiz' Mom is cradling him right now.
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That's love
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Sign him - screw the arbitration KW
One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Hahaha revenge!
Gotta love inconsistently consistent umpires. They make things so interesting. Gavin’s got a nice curve going.
I love Gordon Beckham. 2 outs, everyone else (PK and Getzie aside) is worthless so far, and I prematurely bitch about how Getz won't move from 1B.
Then, Becks hits a BEAUTY!
Kid doesn’t even give a flying fuck who’s on the mound. I love it. No fear.
Oh, and scoring from 1st is fun.
Youth is cool in ballplayers.
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"you know what i like about middle school boys?"
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
WOMEN!
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mmmhmmm. He has an air of invincibility right now.
by homesickalien on Jul 30, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I bet you could "cougar" him.
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LOL.
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(ftr, I am not actually attracted to him - wayyy too pretty.....I have the same sort of crush on Him as all you homos...)
by homesickalien on Jul 30, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Not John Merrick-like enough.
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Is Beckham the best draft pick by the Sox this decade?
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions
Best sleeper.
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I just looked at his minor league stats
he breezed through 2 levels and never looked back.
by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 30, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
What year was Frank drafted?
Or Robin?
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Thomas 1989
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Well there you go.
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/wipes mouth
/looks away from WU shamefully
by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 30, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
How else are we gonna get this party started?
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Ventura 1988
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions
'89 it is.
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Carlos Lee was.
1994 draft for the Sox. Not quite Ventura or Big Frank, but a pretty damned solid player to draft.
Didn't even give me the opportunity to say, "It's in his blood."
by homesickalien on Jul 30, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm still waiting for the fat jokes.
I did lead in with “solid” player after all.
i thought it was cubans that are lazy.
panamanians are shiftless and untrustworthy.
it is what it is......
Revolting.
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Cubans are really Dominicans that are trying to pass off as Cuban cigar rollers
One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?
in fairness, dude was getting a little cocky.
by Trooper on Jul 30, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Quite the Christ complex.
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Left fielders do dog it frequently.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT
nice to see some things don't change
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
You're walking down the street and happen to see Nick Swisher strolling along, bringing the awesome.
Your response would be?
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
Hit my Legend of Aaron Rowand Trouble Alert Button
And await my rescue.
A cream pie to the face
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
punch him in the dick
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
The Captain Morgan pose.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT
Pantsless.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT
I might pay to see that.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
fucking Joe Cowley's wife
in front of Cowley
while O-Cab plays dominoes
by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 30, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Or Dotel?
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
You've really thought this through.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT
I'd ask for his autograph and a photo.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
hah! only appropriate response on here
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
i would too, for my mothers sake
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
is he on my side of the street or across the street?
trick question. it doesn’t matter. i’d cross the street to punch him in the face.
it is what it is......
"Hello, 911? Yes, the man who videotaped Erin Andrews is walking right by me."
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
oh look, a baseball game!
any chance gavin goes 9? or if not, that anyone in the pen holds a 1 run lead?
the molinas are one of the more awesomerer things in baseball.
family of catchers? you got yourself a sitcom right there.
lol
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I was dating a girl last-named Parker when "The Parkers" was on the air and "The O'Keefes" was about to hit the air
Then the show bearing my name got canceled before it began and she dumped me
¡signature!
I guess you should've been born a Jefferson
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
sigh
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
just hope for rain.
only the 5th inning would count right?
by Grinder in Training on Jul 30, 2009 9:37 PM CDT reply actions
dayamn. BHB is pitching his ass off out there
pick up your pitcher, assholes. let’s get some goddamn fucking runs
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
If only the Sox didn't approach the plate like it was 1996
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rec'd
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
i really, really want to rec that
but i shant
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
"don't you hate pants?"
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Have we discussed how great it is that Gordon Beckham is on our team?
by Grinder in Training on Jul 30, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions
you're the man
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by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
no
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
Uribe hit a walk-off in the 13th
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
2007 reunion night
/shudders
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
MLBN outside of the local area
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by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
im in local area and it isnt on the cable channels
dish network
Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto
i dont have comcast
I can’t find the game dangit, what channel they take it to?
Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto
isn't there a "guide" button?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Just listen on the radio
the game often looks better there
One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?
the home plate umpire apparently dropped acid before the game.
also, nick swisher has struck out twice looking and is a fucking asshole.
it is what it is......
is your internet down too?
lmgtfyby explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 30, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
why did we go get someone who's a worse fit for the team than Brian Anderson
when we traded Brian Anderson?
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
dang, was hoping for the lawndart dive
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
Who's the woman in this cellphone commercial?
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
did we draft valentin?
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
jose
one with 3 homers in one game per tv
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
jose josejosejose, jose, jose
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by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
He was born on top of the Kaaba
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
If you didn't, you missed it
One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?
that was sweet.
we’ll see if he gets a chance for the golden sombrero. or maybe thornton will drill him in the pancreas.
it is what it is......
"it's a swing and a swish"
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by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
i love gavins curve
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
those too
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
Thome - full speed ahead
One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?
achillies tendon fail
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
Cano better get his signals straight with Jeter, even more speed aboard
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
The web radio scam... whatever it was called
One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?
For being horrible at their job?
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I always thought North was a little bit... how should i say this... Rainman
by ThisIsJustBanter on Jul 30, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
met that guy in person
one of my friends good friends, pretty good dude, knows alot of baseball
Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto
tonight is the first time i have ever typed the word "woot"
but now i find i can’t stop!
woot.
it is what it is......
You're ruining our male-only paradise assmuncher
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
what scrappy infield hitters
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
All the Sox fans chanting HGH got to him.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
Now can we make something out of this!
One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Dear Carlos, I know you will swing wildly at the 1st pitch
Please make contact, preferably something that doesn’t record an out.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
he didn't swing at the 1st one!
he has swung at 18 first pitches in his 42 PA’s since returning from the DL.
it is what it is......
not much for Q has been good lately.
he hit 3 balls hard in the first game against minny, then crushed the homer in the 3rd game, but otherwise not good. of his 18 first pitch swings he put 9 of them in play and is 0-9 on them.(but 2 of them were in the minny game which were hang wiff ’ems)
it is what it is......
isnt this early for Rivera to come in?
or they have alot of other guys in the bullpen
Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto
Remember when a Q! appearance at the plate was a cause for....
hopeful anticipation?
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions
Not with Johnny Damon out there.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
speed demon thome!!!!!!!
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
HELL FUCKING YES!
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Hooray for Yankees "errahs"
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
god bless that son of a bitch
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Thome's awesomeness!!!!
One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Beckham controlling the game from the dugout
Did we know he could do this?
¡signature!
by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
rofl
One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Jesus! The Yankees are actually going to give us this fucking game.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions
I imagine that's what Twins fans say watching us play.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 30, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
one run lead, gentlemen
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by thatshortkid on Jul 30, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
But we have the best bullpen in the history of baseball!
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I know he's thought about playin football, i wouldn't mind having him as a pinch runner
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
"they have a solid closer down there in bobby jenks"
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
looks like he's got the corner
nothing outrageous, K pitch to melky was on the white around the zone one gameday. boarderline, id admit.
Woot just got home from basketball
Nice to see us leading and Gavin pitching the 8th.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions
There he goes.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
prob a good idea to get floyd out
102 p, 2-1 game, damon has been tough tonight, get a L vs L
Outunderachieving them is a good strategy.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
yay
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
vs Bobby - hang on
One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?
May I pretty please have an insurance run or two?
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
You may not. Very un-Sox thing to request.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Plus, if requesting insurance runs - best ask for at least 3
One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Gonzo and Cowley tweeting that Jenks is not warming up
Thorndog for another IP?
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Stone just said the same
One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?
i dont know
but YES NO JENKS TO MESS UP OUR WINNING GAMe AGAINSTBESTTEAMINBASEBALL
Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto
He better not have been traded, since he has done nothing but devalue himself this month.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I did see that the Dodgers got....
George Sherrill
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
BA would have hit that one onto the concourse.
Just saying.
Apparently no Jenks either
One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Predict the final score
1. Yankees 3 Sox 2
2. Yankees 4 Sox 2
3. Yankees 5 Sox 2
4. Yankees 6 Sox 2
4b. Sox 2 Yankees 1
¡signature!
Yankees 88 Sox 0
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
and if you don't like don't go to the games
One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?
So… closer controversy, anyone?
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Not now
One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Get out the golden sombrero
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions
fuckin siwsher aafdafjldhs fd
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
I won't be happy unless Swisher breaks an ankle striking out
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Son of a motherfucking bitch.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Yeah, I hate you for that too.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Ugh
It HAD to be Swisher
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Fail..........................................
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You have to admit, it's kind of funny.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 30, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
FUCK NICK SWISHER!!!!!!!!
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions
And Texas.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I gave you your rec
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
The fact we never win when down also hurts.
It’d be one thing if we came back once in a while.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 30, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
What a stupid piece of worthless hack shit
I hope Swisher gets the clap from some bitch on Rush St.
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 10:36 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Predict final score
A. Yankees 3 Sox 2
B. A
¡signature!
by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 10:36 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
looks like time for more beer.
for some strange reason i think the sox are going to win this game though.
it is what it is......
Come on JD - # 24 please
One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?
My JD has 23 HRs
One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?
and still does
One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Well someone's gotta win, almost 11 pm
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe it's a trick to scare them into hitting
¡signature!
by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Linebrink in the BP - something up with Jenks?
One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Is Jenks hurt?
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 10:40 PM CDT reply actions
Food coma?
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
maybe he's finally delivering his baby
¡signature!
by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
good lord.
i knew that cocksucker swisher was going to hit one. i really don’t care for him.
Kenwo4life=ratings
You know, if he hadn't of sucked last season Kenny wouldn't have made that horrible trade with NYY
I lay all blame for that on Swisher.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 30, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Jenks traded
for Schmilson Schmetitschmit and Lent Brillilidge
¡signature!
by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 10:44 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
so i saw this ground ball, see
and i booted it, see
and then i overthrew it, see
¡signature!
by billyok on Jul 30, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I want to
punch Nick swisher in the right nostril and he bleeds to death, fuck him
Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto
I'm calling it: single, Pods thrown out at home.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 30, 2009 10:46 PM CDT reply actions
it could be worse
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter
No.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Brian Anderson...at the beggining of the season?
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter
No.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
No.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Double damn.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Pleeeeeeeeeeeease get a hit, Dewayne
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Bring on Mark to hit
One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Well, here comes the 10th.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 10:48 PM CDT reply actions
Its Wise time --- bring on that .185
One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Well, it's better than cornhole him.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Obligatory how is Dewayne Wise playing so much on a major league team post
I know, he was a defensive replacement, but still….
OVAH!!!!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Win!!! Wise
One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?
You have to admit, it's kind of funny.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 30, 2009 10:50 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
10 year contract extension now!!!!!!!!!!
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
CLUTCH!!!!!!!
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2009 10:51 PM CDT reply actions
SOX WIN HHASDHSAVDSAVDHVASHDVHASVDHSAD
SOX WIN ASJKDBJKSABDKLSAJKDBASJKLBDSAJDKA
THE LEGEND DEWAYNE WISE
Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto
Fireworks near my house! Yay!
Way to go Wise.
Jimmy Fallon’s on the phone.
by 67WMAQ on Jul 30, 2009 10:51 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Better than his career line.
I’ll take it.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 30, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!
(moment of sadness for continuing his existence)
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!
WINNAAAHHHH!!!
Still waiting for Gameday to tell me it's true!
by SoxFanOnTheNorthwestSide on Jul 30, 2009 10:51 PM CDT reply actions
Gameday is stunned
Definitely caught an exception…
by hitlesswonder on Jul 30, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Rumor is Jenks was sent home with some sort of sickness ... Maybe watching the Sox offense caused it.
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
ps fuck nick swisher
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
by colintj on Jul 30, 2009 10:52 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
More so
One catch does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Double-fisted annoying as all shit.
Then he went and sat by himself in the corner of the dugout, like the sad clown he is!
by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2009 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions
We should trade Wise right now to some GM who doesn't follow baseball too closely
They probably think he’s some 5-tool stud
¡signature!
Thornton just knows how to win!
He should teach Floyd
by hitlesswonder on Jul 30, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
the last comment on this thread, as the first one was, should be
fuck nick swisher.
it is what it is......
They just mentioned something....
about a possible deal. On the post-game show.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 10:55 PM CDT reply actions
Beckham to Twins in exchange for Carlos Gomez being fed to alligators.
Huge win for the Sox.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 30, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
posting win!
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Jul 30, 2009 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
All they said was Jenks was not present at the park in the ninth
which means 1 of 2 things
1. He was sick/sent home by ozzie
2. he’s part of deal
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
SouthSideSox on Facebook
To Oakland to bring OC back
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Family reasons
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Yea - needs to pack the family for moving
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
That was a tense 30 seconds
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Guillen says Jenks "has some issues" according to Gonzo
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
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Nice To See Viciedo
Hit a HR tonight off of Matt Lindstrom, even if he is rehabbing & might not have all his stuff.
holding Jenks ransom
until he gets a better scouting report on Hudson
by Hawk is God on Jul 30, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Bobby went into a food coma at Golden Corral
he’s not going anywhere
by Hawk is God on Jul 30, 2009 11:00 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Carthage must be destroyed.
Wait … fuck, wrong thread.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 30, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
the little heading on this website that says A chicago white sox blog community shoudl ssay
SOUTH SIDE SOX the biggest haters on Nick Swisher…Fuck nick swisher
Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto
by The_Fan on Jul 30, 2009 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Family reasons are why Jenks was MIA
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 11:03 PM CDT reply actions
And fuck Nick Swisher's family reasons.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 30, 2009 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Nick Swisher reasons, "fuck family!"
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 30, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fuck Nick Swisher's family
while he’s tied up and his eyelids are glued to his forehead so he’s forced to watch
by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 30, 2009 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ozzie just said Swisher is pretty.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 30, 2009 11:07 PM CDT reply actions
rest of the sentence was bleeped
Swisher is pretty…… FUCKING GAY
by Hawk is God on Jul 30, 2009 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
something to do with a chicken
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
hahaha
In the post-game interview with Ozzie, some reporter asks about Mark Buehrle Day…
Ozzie: WTF is that?
I prefer Shamwow!
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Jul 30, 2009 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
DUH WAY
WHAT I TELL YOU BOUT SAVIN PERFECT GAMES FO DA WHITE MAN
by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 30, 2009 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions
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by Trooper on Jul 30, 2009 11:16 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
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by Trooper on Jul 30, 2009 11:19 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
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by Trooper on Jul 30, 2009 11:22 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Anyone think any kind of trade goes down tomorrow?
I’ll be at the game tomorrow as well…
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
every now and then
a blind squirrel finds a nut.
by soxshenanigans on Jul 31, 2009 7:36 AM CDT up reply actions
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