Anyone Who Hasn't Been Traded Please Report to the Pitcher's Mound
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Got nothing to say, just wanted to stop
One of the RR (Romper Room/Right Rail) kids from screaming “first”.
Fuckin daycare.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 31, 2009 6:34 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
cranky much
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Ugh
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 31, 2009 6:57 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
right back at you
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Please use someone else's quote as your sig.
Fer Chrissakes, we can’t keep making exceptions because you have a vagina.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT
Her own.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT
why ar you picking on me, you opos
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
We are cleaning house.
HSA altered hers, appropriately. You want to hang, there are rules. Just trying to help you become an “equal”, meaning you play by the same rules.
If you want to – only a suggestion.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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i changed it
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah. Small steps...
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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happy
H A P P Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah
go back to the other one
or something
The president was drinking Bud Light, Biden was drinking Buckler (a nonalcoholic beer), Gates was drinking Samuel Adams Light and Crowley was drinking Blue Moon.
you want the cave man-cave woman reference
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
thanks
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
See, that sig is classy.
Wait. You are quoting yourself, PR-with-a-unit.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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:))_—————-
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't qoute anybody else
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL, I LOVE IT! FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING YOU WANT. ALL MEN SHOULD DO WHAT WOMEN SAY AND SHUT UP!
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions
There are written rules,
and unwritten rules, same in baseball. An unwritten rule is that you don’t quote yourself in your sig.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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I think its fine because she didn't actually put it in quotes or put her name at the end of it... its just like a statement, not a quote. Its like if I put "I like the white sox" in my sig.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
you found out about disco demolition when you were 3?
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-larry
haven't been a sox fan since birth... i know... its a sad admission... pls don't ban me
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
lol!
it will take quite a bit more than that to get banned
personally, i welcome all converts with open arms
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
Sounds like you are Masset.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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Oh. If SketchoPadza (whatever) stops by:
Thx, got it today. Millers: my pleasure. Your creativity: my pleasure too.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 31, 2009 6:37 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Excellent! I tried to pick a particularly Quixotic episode for you.
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
by SkanchoDanza on Jul 31, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
"Anyone Who Hasn't Been Traded Please Report to the Pitcher's Mound"
Do you use Leno’s crew?
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
Those Indians Cheat hired have stepped up nicely.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 31, 2009 6:40 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
In my defense, I wrote the headline in the 15 minutes when we didn't know who would start....
manually added Carrasco the the preview widget
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No defense needed. It was a co
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 31, 2009 6:49 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Compliment.
Fucking mobile posting
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 31, 2009 6:49 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
IS THIS JI
JIM THOME WAYING IN ON THE TRADE?
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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Btw, Bally...
Do you find it interesting that those expressing the most skepticism over Peavy are also among the youngest here? I mean, shouldn’t it be people like you, me, and WU who want a trade to “win it now” since we’re on the downside of life? No guarantees of enjoying the Peavy years?
But maybe it’s a sign of the instant gratification era that they can’t see 2010 and beyond even though not much had changed for this year’s team.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 31, 2009 6:47 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Education is failing. The future is not promising.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 31, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
But if life sucks and you can't see it getting better,
Shouldn’t you take some solace in the future of your games/team?
But then I stopped for 3 Tanquerays before settling in with my High Lifes.
I know nothing.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 31, 2009 7:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
"we’re on the downside of life"
What you mean “we’re,” white man.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
FIFTH!!!!!!!!!!
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
Now you're talking! Make mine Makers
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 31, 2009 6:48 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
This is the best title in the history of SSS.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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SupB's didn't do it for you?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 31, 2009 6:51 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Say. Did I ever mention Porcupine Tree?
Great music.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 31, 2009 6:55 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Stupid Dream! Great album.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 31, 2009 6:58 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
69823651042
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 31, 2009 6:59 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I thought they were dead(?)
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 31, 2009 7:00 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
nope
they’re still around. winningugly got me to dig out the lps with his post in the buehrle gift fanpost. been listening to them non-stop now.
bryan ferry > brian eno
pull out the knives!
Yeah. I'm going to Amazon some.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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Fuck you. Pulling out the Uzi over Eno. Greatest producer since George Martin.
And Don Was.
So there!
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 31, 2009 7:06 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Ure rediculus.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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Heard dat.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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Ure a twatt.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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I am Bryan Fairy.
Don’t H-8 on me.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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Your only pal is the doorman at Big Al's.
$20 bills work wonders.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 31, 2009 7:08 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Fuck Clayton Richard, Nessie, Hudson3-2700, and fucking Christ-Killer.
More important and fresh dearly departed to rail at.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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Good use of the Bueshelle #.
Rec’d if mobile allowed.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 31, 2009 7:11 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
anyone watching the gm interviews now?
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
hear that? Hawk thinks quentin will carry us into the playoffs
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
Go get 'em Clayton!
After his last start, I couldn’t resist and bought a Clayton jersey. Let’s go for three straight!
¡signature!
Tough week for billy the kid.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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you idiot
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
you actually bought a clayton jersey
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I kind of feel sorry for Richard
he was holding back tears during his interview… He did everything this organization asked of him. Class act guy, hope he dominates the NL.
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 31, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions
yea, really came to like him. hope he does real well
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
what a pussy
Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!
by picktoclick on Jul 31, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
weren't we calling peavy that a couple of months ago?
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-larry
He still is.
Can’t run the bases without getting hurt. Needs to prove he’s tough. In da mout!
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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Heh.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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clearly
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-larry
I WILL FUCKING TEAR YOUR FUCKING LIMBS OFF IF U SPEAK OF RICHARD IN THAT TONE AGAIN.
I WILL CHOP YOUR BODY UP AND FED EX YOUR FAMILY PIECES OF YOUR BODY EVERY OTHER WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 31, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
HE KNOWS BETTER
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 31, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
i like the ambiguity of it. gave it a rec.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 31, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Not Chicago Tough, kid.
Baseball is a business. There are worst places to live than San Diego. Like Cleveland, Detroit, or Milwaukee.
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KC is a nice town.
And Chicago is a great town. Cleveland and Detroit have zero redeeming qualities other than cheap land no one wants.
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I'm out for the night.
Will sniff some Bailey’s, though.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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Personally I think the perfect game helped this deal
brought more fans in which gives KW the money to go after peavy
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-larry
anyone who is not a complete fucking assclown please take one step forward.
not so fast nick swisher.
it is what it is......
oy vey
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-larry
sucky
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions
2010 - A White Sox Odyssey.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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Sigh. Already.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Did Peavy finish his rehab yet?
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
Fucking ay, even OPOS's are quoting themselves!
Arrogant pricks, the lot of ye!
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1-0 empire with no outs
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
yuck
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Should never have let the ump decide it.
garbage play by DJ.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 31, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
It's getting ugly.
lazy ass play by DJ, just led to a run.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 31, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions
oh pods...
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-larry
This is NOT going to be a good night
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
but we got Peavy.
that jag off should have been here a month and a half ago BTW
"STFU wu OPOS!" - egus
The loss tonight will be proof the Peavy deal sucks.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Jul 31, 2009 7:18 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
i know who would have caught that.
my god, the way he plays defense is insulting.
it is what it is......
The way BA hit was insulting though unfortunately.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 31, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
give him another week
he has too be real bad to make up for that stellar month
"STFU wu OPOS!" - egus
Why!
it’s the first inning, and we’re into our bullpen
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I think you just answered your own question.
What?
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
well this going well
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions
Anyone (else) Who Hasn't Been Traded
Please Report to the Pitcher’s Mound Bullpen
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
with our bullpen
oh wait, they’re busy
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-larry
Good thing Sergio Mitre is pitching for the Yankees.
This could be a 15 – 13 type game. Perfect weather here, terrible pitchers, decent line ups.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 31, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions
good thing we got Kotsay
if anyone needed 3 consecutive starts, it’s him
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I just want to see Li'l Bridge pitch.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
i hear hes back
aaaaaargh!
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-larry
he has this awesome knuckler
you see what he does is this:
sticks ball in cavernous ear.
turns head real fast.
its unhittable.
"STFU wu OPOS!" - egus
This guy sucks!
Can’t believe we traded Richards for this
¡signature!
by billyok on Jul 31, 2009 7:19 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
"No doubt about it," says Stone.
I’ve seen quite a few shut-outs this season….
by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I guess BHB
pitched really well yesterday.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
awsome, personally i though he could've gone cg
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-larry
quick poll
which position player is going to end up pitching for the sox tonight? i’ll say castro.
it is what it is......
kotsay
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-larry
Lillibridge
Who cares if he fucks up his arm
¡signature!
by billyok on Jul 31, 2009 7:24 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Could be worse guys.
As a Royals fan, I remember when DJ Carrasco was our number 2 starter.
-
and he's improved in the bullpen with us too
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-larry
_ isn't gonna win this game
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Jul 31, 2009 7:23 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
was wondering where sox1 was, then realized he is frantically searching the interweb for pics of peavy's wife.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
he has no life
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Didn't realize Beckham led rookies in RBI.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
ROY!
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-larry
Peavy watching on MLB network saying
I agreed to which team?!?!?
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
seriously?
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
nevermind, brain freeze
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
Yep - that's what he said too
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
hah!
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-larry
It's great when your announcers point to
a routine catch by the other team as a sparkling instance of good defense. It’s even better when you realize your team wouldn’t have gotten it.
i think part of thomes success with walks this year is he's greatly improved his check swing from last year
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-larry
It would be really nice to cut their lead to one, Paulie
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
That's okay too
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
two hits
wow
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions
Speed on...
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
It would be really nice to make it a brand new ballgame, A.J.
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Sox Machine
no pressure, plz
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, it'll turn his brown hair white
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 31, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
you mean that blonde mess
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
"platinum"
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jul 31, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
casper the friendly ghost
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
that's ok too
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-larry
yeah.
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Jul 31, 2009 7:32 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Hey, a run
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
we haz run
go AJ
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions
So how many touchdowns are we going to score tonight?
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by FearandLoathing on Jul 31, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions
It would be really nice to have a one-run lead, Carlos.
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That's ok too
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cats and dogs are living together
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by thatshortkid on Jul 31, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
They had Ghostbusters playing at the Vic last week
Should probably gone.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 31, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
i think it was on AMC or some such the other day
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by thatshortkid on Jul 31, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
And then caught it 5 rows deep and brought it back in.
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i thought that was rowand
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use the pain Q!
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by thecip on Jul 31, 2009 7:35 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
And Fuck Nick Swisher
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by FearandLoathing on Jul 31, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions
it is
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who would you rather have up here kotsay or JD?
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
It would be really nice if you gave Carrasco a two-run lead, Mark.
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That's not ok
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fail moment
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Woooo hooooo!
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
hes just like BA!
The president was drinking Bud Light, Biden was drinking Buckler (a nonalcoholic beer), Gates was drinking Samuel Adams Light and Crowley was drinking Blue Moon.
No - BA's average was better
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
i think you forgot the 'clearly'
2 for 40 career with bases juiced
The president was drinking Bud Light, Biden was drinking Buckler (a nonalcoholic beer), Gates was drinking Samuel Adams Light and Crowley was drinking Blue Moon.
result is the same - clearly
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
ba's pop up would have made the track
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We're gonna win this game.............
if we play error-less ball.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
rofl - do you mean errors as on the scorecard... or error-less?
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Makes you wonder why he was dfa'd
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Michael Bolton's in attendance!
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That no-talent ass clown!
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Now don't go giving that run back, Carrasco
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
good pitch there
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Aloof, or only shits in a box?
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Well, I hope he doesn't shit on the grass in a public park.
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Sleeps with HSA.
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gold glove defense!
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colin, Jeter sucks this year.
PAULIE!
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paulie got glove
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no one on a visiting team does
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Paulie flashing some leather
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
paulie: I'll do it myself
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Mitre!
This game is far from over. He blows.
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who's better? getz or nix
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I hated that movie.
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Getz for offense, Nix for defense.
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Nix has a pretty rough time with righties.
i still think he’s better overall than getz, but not by a whole lot.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
No.
Getz spits at your assessment.
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this is all interesting
getz can run and is a lefty with decent avg
nix is righty with good defense and some power
i really still can’t decide which one is more valuable at this point
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Gix, or Netz.
Nothin’ but Netz!
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Put them together...
…and you’d have a really terrible ballplayer.
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I love you guys.
A big trade makes everyone feisty.
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last i looked
getz’s ops against lefties was slightly below nix’s, but not by much.
it is what it is......
And look!
They’re both on base.
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23rd, in terms of baseball ability.
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kiss the ring
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by thatshortkid on Jul 31, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Yankee pitchers are like deer on skates.
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heheheh mitre falls down
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions
Detroit WS, 2006!
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awesome!
gravity is a sox fan
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by thecip on Jul 31, 2009 7:51 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Am I the only one
Who just cheers up as soon as that music comes on. Don’t even have to see him, and you know the savior is on the way.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 31, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions
uh yeah
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Just testing your faith in the savior.
You failed.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 31, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
uh no
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
q should come out to star trek fight music
that would be called awesome
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i've always thought
pujols should come out to the imperial march (darth vader’s theme) from star wars.
it is what it is......
Aw, look at him stepping out - like a vet.
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ROFL.
Struck me hysterical.
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gay?
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by thatshortkid on Jul 31, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
becks grand slam!
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bad speed aboard
lets bring them all in
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Hitter's count!
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by FearandLoathing on Jul 31, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions
Each of the three times I read this, I read it as "Hitler's count."
I have never made this mistake anywhere else, in all the times I’ve read that phrase.
by Dongfang Hong on Jul 31, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Welcome back.
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that's because there's 2 t's
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Gotta say,
I saw Hitler the 1st time I read it.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
I've been know to make some off-color
jokes in my day but that would be an asshole thing to type on purpose.
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- Hunter S. Thompson
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Asshole.
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i do
just to be close to Him
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You.
“Hi, um, I’m 20, blonde…”
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some here would like to catch frm him
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i want runz
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions
not enough
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
YES!
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
You should have used the appropriate plural.
Beckham was confused and thought you asked for “run.”
by Dongfang Hong on Jul 31, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
men!
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Beckham doesn't get confused
He just didn’t approve.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 31, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
ugh young men
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
moar ribbies!
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Beckham has super-productive outs
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Lord Beckham
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
did that with beckham and q!
in my photobucket
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lets see it
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cant
I’m mobile today.
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posting from the center of the moon.
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all i got are wondertwins
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that's awesome
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Q hath fallen from Grace, "O Lord, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me!"
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
runnnnnssssssss
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
D-F-A! D-F-A!
Unclutch to the core.
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Old guys rule.
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thome rbis
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions
DID YOU SEE WHO ACQUIRED A HIT NOW IN THE PRIOR AT-BAT?
HINT: IT WAS NOT SOMEONE OTHER THAN MYSELF
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN MR TEXICALICAN THAT YOU DO NOT LIKE ICED CREAM
fucking dome
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clutch
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Gonna be a long night.
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i agree
im signing out to enjoy the game
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This is a Contreras like pitch count.
Battle of attrition tonight boys. I’ll take our chances.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 31, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions
Eeyore moment.
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But 3 might.
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Cialis's "be my baby" ad sounds like it was performed by
a group of 50-year-olds attempting to sound like the Beach Boys at 60 years of age.
Who do you think the target market is?
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I refuse to accept that anyone actually listened to anything the Beach Boys performed in the '90s.
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they were at the Beloit Riverfest two weeks ago, not as bad as I thought they would be
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
Had to beat away
the river rats during the concert?
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
How many of the original lineup are there?
I know Brian Wilson has got his own thing now, but is it like “all the others,” or like “Mike Love and whoever sang decently at the karaoke bar Mike Love went to last night?”
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Dennis Wilson - not so much.
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Nice out-FIT!
Looks like a goddamn umpire.
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Governor Pat Quinn
International Attache without Portfolio
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
someone's gonna die one of these days.
why are they waiting for it to happen before they do anything?
it is what it is......
First Cialis, now you want to ban wood.
Make up your goddamn mind.
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People die every day.
We all gotta go sometime. May as well be on the mound.
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Says the man waaaaay past his expiration date...
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Isn't some beertender calling your name?
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All right, I'm headed out to drink. You guys have it under control.
But if I see Linebrink in the 9th within 1 run, I will be demanding answers.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
who will be the first player gored
Through the neck by a broken bat? Swisher?
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Dick move by that guy in the white golf shirt.
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Yep.
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That was great.
I’m going to watch it again when the inning’s over.
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In slow motion
Guy was five rows up. In attempt to wrestle the bat away from the possibly elderly man, he forces the possibly elderly man’s elbow in the face of the possibly elderly woman sitting next to him. After they nearly got injured.
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So how was he vigilante'd?
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dude came up behind him and started pushing on his head, and then he realized what he was doing i think and stopped.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
Unfortunately, yup.
I was hoping there’d be more grabbing and pulling down to the ground, but nope.
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The woman was the best
She was NOT gonna give that bat up!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Probably Cuban.
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And he probably likes Hitler.
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we have a problem
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Kotsay came in handy there.
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D.J. "Shut 'Em Down" Carrasco
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
arod looks like he's stuffing his jock
Wonder if he’s banging oprah while in town
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Kate Slutson.
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c'mon Q!
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
Q!
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 31, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions
okay
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
amen.
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Q!
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Q
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Fuckin Carlos
As long as he hits them outta the park, I couldn’t care less about how he runs the bases
Alex Snellius
First time I’ve heard that name this year – has that piker been rationing his donations?
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
Just kicked out the in-laws, turned on the game...
And was right in time to see Q! crank it. Also pleasantly surprised to see that D.J. hasn’t given up 14 runs.
Now, Where is my booze? ahhh, right here…
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ERA is only 9 for this game.
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God, I hate the US Cellular robot ad.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
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wrong opinion
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The president was drinking Bud Light, Biden was drinking Buckler (a nonalcoholic beer), Gates was drinking Samuel Adams Light and Crowley was drinking Blue Moon.
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by thecip on Jul 31, 2009 8:25 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
don't think so
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by thecip on Jul 31, 2009 8:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Pods would've whiffed on that one.
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or he may have jumped over it.
or possibly it might have hit him on the head.
it is what it is......
Q! showing some wheels!
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 31, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions
ah crap
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Wise woulda caught that!
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 31, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions
Lol
I was just about to say this is DJ’s last inning… Let’s hope he can get through it without giving up a few more…. getting crushed right now
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That wasn't a terrible pitch.
Probably just a bit too low.
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Now that he's blown the lead, Carrasco will get the other two outs
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Anyone seen his pitch count?
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 31, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions
ty
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 31, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I definitely think you should do this for the rest of the game.
by Dongfang Hong on Jul 31, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I wanna punch Damon in his big cro-magnum looking head.
by South Side Expat on Jul 31, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions
They should warm up Poreda.
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Or Freddy
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Jul 31, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
6 runs is not gonna win this game.
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that's all?
ugh
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by thecip on Jul 31, 2009 8:36 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
stone pony's wife
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by thecip on Jul 31, 2009 8:36 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
the yankee broadcast is disturbing
All these close up shots. Texeira looks like a cyborg. His eyes radiate red. Arod is stuffing and they had a camera that’s nearly up damons’s ass as he’s leading off.
Must be gay producers who went to Notre Dame
by Duck99 on Jul 31, 2009 8:37 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
One of Manny Ramirez's dreadlocks
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
empty syringes
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by thecip on Jul 31, 2009 8:44 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
that's what she said.....
it is what it is......
by BuehrleMan on Jul 31, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Impressive
Considering he was on the bench the whole time.
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Under bally's theory
Sox are doomed.
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there's no chance that will come back to bite the Sox
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despite your jinx efforts...
"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."
by Shoeless In SC on Jul 31, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Took his eye off it.
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Double Play... NIXED!
"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."
Don't give me any ideas. I could use some extra $
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by Shoeless In SC on Jul 31, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
nah, meth is the crop of choice down here.
coke. pfffft. that is so 80’s.
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by Shoeless In SC on Jul 31, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Just bring the infield in now and get it over with.
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what is the requirement for being in the designated driver commercial?
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
Roadrunner aboard!
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Roadrunner roadrunner,
Goin hundred miles per hour…
Speaking of, I’m out for the weekend. Heading east into the Cascades. A beautiful drive ahead for the annual Methow River float with my buddies.
Please kill Swisher while I’m gone.
k
thx
bai!!!
by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice, Paulie.
Station-to-station.
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Had to check the junk in the trunk.
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"Pase." That's some fine Englishin' there.
by Dongfang Hong on Jul 31, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Engrish.
From the Donger.
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Paulie... might be the slowest runner... even on my softball team.
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Posada looked like he was coming up firing.
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Q significantly above the Mendoza line.
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The Return of the Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
I never gave up faith.
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by thecip on Jul 31, 2009 8:58 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
your faith is unshakeable
that’s the real test of a True Believer
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
blind and mindless
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by thecip on Jul 31, 2009 9:01 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
his name is Q!
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by thecip on Jul 31, 2009 8:57 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Q hitting mistakes is a good sign.
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He Is Risen when his Batting Average is over .230.
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fair weather fan
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by thecip on Jul 31, 2009 8:58 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Ah.... dadgummit.
"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."
kotsay does what hes good at... hit the ball directly at people.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
Hard outs are not pretty.
They are outs.
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I'm starting to feel sorry for Kotsay
Every time he hits the ball it’s right to somebody. No luck but bad luck for him.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
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Nobody half-swings like Nix.
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Nix needs to make up for his E.
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Ack.
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Two runs batted in...
for the two extra outs he gave the last half-inning.
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by FearandLoathing on Jul 31, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions
is the yanks beat the twins
and we beat the yanks, do we beat the twins?
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by thecip on Jul 31, 2009 9:00 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
If a bear shits in the woods, and no one is there to see it...
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by Shoeless In SC on Jul 31, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
hi!
wtf cox?
and I’m sure glad we had kotsay in all those key situations instead of that bum JD.
by Trooper on Jul 31, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
bad call
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
He wasted the 3-1 fastball. I don't have too much sympathy.
Unreasonable? Eh.
by Dongfang Hong on Jul 31, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
He definitely looked like he wanted the BB
instead of wanting to attack.
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
Getz v. Nix tonight?
No contest.
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C'mon Getzy, we need more runs
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
and hawk starts
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by thecip on Jul 31, 2009 9:02 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
bleh
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Sweet.
I blame Cox.
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Bet?
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would Jeff Cox clear waivers?
I would like to trade him.
The president was drinking Bud Light, Biden was drinking Buckler (a nonalcoholic beer), Gates was drinking Samuel Adams Light and Crowley was drinking Blue Moon.
How about a 2-gamethread'r
You should coach 3rd for us.
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Michael Kay is as angry as Hawk
And Leiter is silent. What a horrible broadcast.
by Duck99 on Jul 31, 2009 9:34 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
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