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Around SBN: Nevin Shapiro Vows To Bring Down Miami

Six is Afraid of Seven

Cleveland Indians at Chicago White Sox, Jul 8, 2009 7:11 PM CDT





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Hehe

Dig the title.

THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS

by Hazymania on Jul 8, 2009 6:35 PM CDT reply actions  

7/8/9!

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2009 6:43 PM CDT reply actions  

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 8, 2009 6:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Lineup

. CLEVELAND CHICAGO
1. A. Cabrera, SS S. Podsednik, LF
2. G. Sizemore, CF A. Ramirez, SS
3. V. Martinez, C J. Dye, RF
4. S. Choo, RF P. Konerko, DH
5. J. Peralta, 3B J. Nix, 2B
6. T. Hafner, DH G. Beckham, 3B
7. R. Garko, 1B R. Castro, C
8. L. Valbuena, 2B B. Anderson, CF
9. B. Francisco, LF J. Fields, 1B

by No Pressure on Jul 8, 2009 6:45 PM CDT reply actions  

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Woah my bad

 CHICAGO
1. S. Podsednik, LF
2. A. Ramirez, SS
3. J. Dye, RF
4. P. Konerko, DH
5. J. Nix, 2B
6. G. Beckham, 3B
7. R. Castro, C
8. B. Anderson, CF
9. J. Fields, 1B

by No Pressure on Jul 8, 2009 6:46 PM CDT reply actions  

i dont know

has he ever been hsa’d before?

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

and hes due?

0-3 with 2 Ks in his career vs Laffey Taffy

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

If he can't hit a soft tossing lefty, he's of no use at all.

And I’m only assuming “soft tossing”. Haven’t seen one of Ginger’s writeups in a coon’s age.

"It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right"

by Chiburb on Jul 8, 2009 6:54 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Ginger? Coon? Soft-tossing?

Sounds like an Oz episode.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just trying to relate to all the new sports radio fans

"It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right"

by Chiburb on Jul 8, 2009 7:05 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

me either

I like it.

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2009 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

ugh scary

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Strahan HOF bound.

So, yes. Him.

Letterman, better. Lauren Bacall, best. Num, num, num.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hoody would say Terry Thomas

"It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right"

by Chiburb on Jul 8, 2009 7:06 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

94837 475925

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Please go in front of your mirror

and enjoy yourself into a lather. I’m on record re: your looks. Move along here.

;)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shouldn't there be an emoticon for that?

"It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right"

by Chiburb on Jul 8, 2009 7:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

:#

Just [expletive] Fuck It.

by homesickalien on Jul 8, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

:(#)

Just [expletive] Fuck It.

by homesickalien on Jul 8, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

8====o

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

:o¦

or

€o:

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 8, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

first one is ¦ and the second is €

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 8, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

just type it in as i put it, the browser will understand

:-¦

will come up as

:-¦

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jul 8, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

:-¦

no shit.

Just [expletive] Fuck It.

by homesickalien on Jul 8, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes you do. Can change languages on the Mac.

"It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right"

by Chiburb on Jul 8, 2009 7:41 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Letterman

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 8, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

cubs and mets, combined 4 under .500 in 3rd and 4th respectively

271 million(!!!) in combined salaries! To put that in perspective you could buy all the contracts on the Yankees and still have room for one of 11 more teams.

by madvillian on Jul 8, 2009 6:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Milton Bradley #21 RF
2009 STATS
BA HR RBI OBP SLG
.236 6 19 .365 .374

by OznCoop on Jul 8, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

to think

they would have been better off signing scott podsednik

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on Jul 8, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rain delay? Pouring 17 miles west.

"It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right"

by Chiburb on Jul 8, 2009 7:02 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

your cable

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

"It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right"

by Chiburb on Jul 8, 2009 7:19 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

clearly

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I got it sucking ass on both.

checked antenna to know who to hate.

by Trooper on Jul 8, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

uh oh

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 8, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions  

was that a nut shot?

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 8, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Why HH! Such language! Tsk.

"It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right"

by Chiburb on Jul 8, 2009 7:21 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hell yes!

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 8, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions  

hah?

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

technical difficulties

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 8, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions  

where?

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lexi!

hes been quietly heating up. Power number in line for 20 plus HomeRuns from the shortstop

by OznCoop on Jul 8, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions  

JD!

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 8, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

dye rbi double

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

JD's an all-star to me

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Worst RFer in the game.

But I agree.

"It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right"

by Chiburb on Jul 8, 2009 7:36 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Paulie made it a close play

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 8, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Sox draw first blood, plating one in the first frame.

On a Dye Screaming Mimi to deepest left field.

Writing the kid’s Fanpost for him.

"It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right"

by Chiburb on Jul 8, 2009 7:38 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

jinx

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

crud

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Ramon Noodle Arms.

Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.

by defensive indifference on Jul 8, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Castro = larry!?!

Just [expletive] Fuck It.

by homesickalien on Jul 8, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

That's a large rec

if you know larry like we know larry. Oy. Oy. Oy vat a goy.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

What?

Larry has huge fat roles hanging over his elbows, in my head.

Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.

by defensive indifference on Jul 8, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wispy. Barney Fife-wiry.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shocking.

Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.

by defensive indifference on Jul 8, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

A Steel Magnolia without the vagina.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

You sure?

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 8, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now that you mention it...

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

did your reply fail

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

So...apparently WCIU is only freezing up on my TV?

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 8, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions  

no

I’m a few innings a way from a seizure m’self

by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 8, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Grils always eff you up,Studly.

Yes, I meant grils.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gap-toothed and self-immersed?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh now it's back

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 8, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bet he can lick a hick.

"It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right"

by Chiburb on Jul 8, 2009 7:49 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Hey, wait...

is anybody else’s HD feed messed up?

Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.

by defensive indifference on Jul 8, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

nope

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

THAT MEANS YOU DON'T HAVE HD!

Pathetic. *spits on a dog

Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.

by defensive indifference on Jul 8, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

i do have it

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

dadgummit

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 8, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

JD again!

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 8, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

beep beep

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 8, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions  

paulie

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions  

MVP

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on Jul 8, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmm… I don’t want to get ahead of myself here, but we just may be a lot better than Cleveland.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 8, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

WE as a SSS CYO league is better than Cleveland.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

why

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

a good one too

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Could he?

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 8, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Would he? Could he?

Run past Cox?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

sac fly

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions  

So close

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Next AB.

Just [expletive] Fuck It.

by homesickalien on Jul 8, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I used to regret that we don't get to play the Pirates 18 times a year like those NL Central turds.

Then I saw the 2009 Indians. I no longer feel that bad.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 8, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

The Pirates are even worse.

Hard to believe, I know.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 8, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

And the Nats.

THE NATS!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nasty Nats.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 8, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sure, now.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Per Gonzo:

Gordon Beckham has 18 RBIs, one behind Milton Bradley.

Bwahahahaha! Umm, I mean….

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 8, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions  

You're right.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 8, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT

how long might one want to wait to tell family/friends that one successfully sown his oats?

by Trooper on Jul 8, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Assuming you mean yourself,

congrats!

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 8, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

i may or may not mean me.

depending on the answer.

(thanks!)

by Trooper on Jul 8, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're 40.

It will be a relief to them.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice try.

Pantsed!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Strike two.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmm now I don't know what I remember.

haven’t developed my opos memory yet… you are off by 8 (which you knew at some point — so much for that opos memory theory).

by Trooper on Jul 8, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I swear you told me you were 40.

Liar.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

you were within a foot of me.

so if I did, and you believed… mercy.

by Trooper on Jul 8, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

You looked like shit.

I wasn’t assessing. ;)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

sounds like you were!

that’s the look I go for whenever I have to leave the house.

by Trooper on Jul 8, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I also viewed the "after" photos on the El platform.

You looked older than me. And much drunker.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

are we talking got laid?

or bum in the oven oats?

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bum in the oven?

Is this Hitler?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously, Troop,

I was 19 when I told my Mom. She cried. It wasn’t her!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I cannot decipher this, but it is funny enough that I will rec it.

...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT

by rhythm on Jul 9, 2009 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

lol

I guess I could have been clearer. yes, bum.

by Trooper on Jul 8, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

congrats.

and wait.

once you get through the first trimester, then tell them. when you get that far, much less likely to have a tragedy to explain.

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

i told everyone right away

Mrs. e-Gus was pissed.

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn thats a long time.

I was gonna go after ultrasound, about 8-9 weeks total. I guess I woulda kept it to the closest ones anyways.

by Trooper on Jul 8, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks :)

SSS doesn’t count… they won’t tell anyone else I know and I won’t see them til after I’m a dad.

hey, does this mean I get a thread dedicated to telling me if I’m allowed to go to the 2010 meetup?

by Trooper on Jul 8, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, preggo.

Shit, after the first 2 months you ought to be good.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

PS Congrats.

Who’s the father? BWAHAHAHA!

And did you conceive 5/22? Hmmm?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

you'll know for sure in a few years

if the kid has an accent.

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT

by e-gus on Jul 9, 2009 2:28 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

awesome.

...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT

by rhythm on Jul 9, 2009 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

OT - Let me tell you what sucks:

A 4 hour on-line traffic school (yes, I speed) that won’t move along faster than…FOUR HOURS. I am doing this right now and am through Chapter 3 of 9. FUCK ME!!!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 8:13 PM CDT reply actions  

speeding ticket= 4 hrs

killing someone while drunk = 30 days

ya do the crime ya do the time

by Hawk is God on Jul 8, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Beats that $400 speeding ticket I got in Indiana a long time ago

Didn’t know local cops can patrol the interstate.

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I got hit up for $280 in Wisconsin

I did appreciate being able to pay immediately with a credit card — it’s a nice service they provide.

by hitlesswonder on Jul 8, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

A buddy of mine got pulled over in Wyoming once

And they let him pay the $80 “ticket” in cash on the spot. I’m sure the officer filed that ticket when he got back to the station.

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I heart Wyoming.

Like the Wild West. Men can be men, and sheep are nervous.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

too true

...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT

by rhythm on Jul 9, 2009 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

I always offer to pay it on the spot, so I don't forget about it.

hasn’t worked yet. bastards… nothing like the cops on tv.

by Trooper on Jul 8, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Reno 911 is not a good role model.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Topical!

There is an old proverb in baseball which says that if the ball and the runner reach first base at the same time, then it is a tie and the tie goes to the runner. In traffic, if a train and a car get to a crossing at the same time, then it is also a tie and the tie goes to the train. With this understanding, let’s look at some ways to keep from having a fatal tie at a railway crossing.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha! I narced you out to the pohlice for blocking the left lane

Suck on it OPOS

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 8, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

When was your Benz repossessed, Mr. Trump?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was a sad day

when I totaled it rear-ending your Buick Park Avenue – GET OUT OF THE PASSING LANE YOU OLD FUCK!

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 8, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha

thought the same thing.

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Top of the 5th, 4-0 White Sox

Contreras in control of this one

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 8, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions  

no jinx v the Tribe

We own them

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 8, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Double jinx! WTF!

They lose this, it’s squarely on you!

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 8, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

the gambler's fallacy

superstition is for old women and Floridians

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 8, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

before tonights game

wedge:c’mon man, we suck.

ozzie:so what?

wedge:give us a break, make it a fair fight.

ozzie:what do you want me to do?

wedge:just use six hitters.
wedge:c’mon man, we suck.

ozzie:no way, man. joor crazy.

wedge:c’mon dude. how about seven?

ozzie:seven?

wedge:yeah

ozzie:ok man, seven. I’ll use Anderson and Fields.

wedge:cool, dude. thanks.

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

yea that was a sick pitch

if he can throw his forkball over teh plate ahead or even in teh count he’s pretty much unstoppable. granted he rarely if ever has velocity on the fb and control with the fb in the same start. but when he does watch out.

by madvillian on Jul 8, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like how Castro did the Tommy Boy "Bees!" reaction.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

SAVE YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Posting from me mobile

This game is highly winnable I’ve decided

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 8, 2009 8:24 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

stay away from me lucky charms.

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cuba

if memory serves

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 8, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do enjoy how Jose has pitched his best when Castro is catching.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 8, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

you mean exclusively

at least since he’s come back up

by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 8, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought that was the case, but I couldn't remember if he came back before or after the trade.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jul 8, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love rainbows

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 8, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions  

i don't agree

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

KKKKKKKKK

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 8, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

tripleracist.

oh, some of those are backwards. good.

by Trooper on Jul 8, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shit the Count is a K machine.

Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league

by omnipotent grab on Jul 8, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Fernando Rodney, bummer

I much preferred Todd Jones as closer

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 8, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

We've had a lot of equivalents of a major trade this season, without requiring a trade

Pods’ deal with the devil.
Contreras finding his splitter in AAA
Beckham playing like he belongs

and soon, hopefully, Q!

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, it's been pretty outrageous how well these guys have played.

If Q plays above his head like Pods or Jose have, I can’t imagine what kind of numbers he’d put up.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 8, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

V, VG++.

Time to show Walker and Dotel the door.

by ballyb on Jul 8, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like last year.

Che, Q hit a ton out of the blue, Danks and BHB manning up. What do these guys in scouting/front ofice know that we don’t?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Buzz. Kill.

Q, yes, was last year, but Danksy/BHB were the year before.

Smarty. Pants.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm confused

I thought Josh said he was feeling it and had it all figured out

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 8, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

he lied

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

dare I say

he was shocked that he found it?

by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 8, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's having a bad game?

Hitting behind BA, he looks like The Natural.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

wth

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

The shine is off BA for you, too, Paulie?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

For a couple years, yup.

There was a time over 30-40 at-bats this season when he was using right-center field, and I thought, “Maybe the lightbulb went off.”

Then I resumed not caring.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

One good thing about this season

the final verdict is in on BA and Fields, you can start making decisions about the future accordingly.

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 8, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

they really have been trying to make future CF decisions for the last few years.

just nobody available at the right price, and failed at the options they tried.

by Trooper on Jul 8, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

There was always some faint glimmer of hope

about either of them, that’s been completely snuffed this year

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 8, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

God, I remember when u guys wanted to kill me for my BA rants in '06...

Now look at you (dripping sarcasm). I just think the era of the white, blond surfer type CFielder is dead

by RoyEgan on Jul 8, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

aww fuck

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

poo

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on Jul 8, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Settle down, Jose.

Time to show Walker and Dotel the door.

by ballyb on Jul 8, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Don't wait too long oz

Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!

by picktoclick on Jul 8, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

new pitcher

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

nice start

let’s keep these guys from scoring and keep his ERA down

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 8, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Well done, Jose

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 8, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Count is a damn good 6 inning pitcher these days.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

with our bullpen most days

That’s all we need.

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's damn good for 6.

He might last 7, but he’s stellar for 6.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

.1

Time to show Walker and Dotel the door.

by ballyb on Jul 8, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 8, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Job well done.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

lovely turn

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

That is hysterical.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

marte was damn good in 2003

and had a career 2.78 with the sox

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on Jul 8, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

It is hysterical

because of how it ended. And it points out the whole value of “hold”.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

We're in cleveland's bullpen now

Good chance we’ll have more than a 3 run lead. Is Pena with the team yet?

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

see?

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

dye is to rbi as danks is to strikeouts

nom nom nom

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is he leading the team?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

konerko is I believe

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just [expletive] Fuck It.

by homesickalien on Jul 8, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Spanish cat?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

(Insert needle/ass/tractor joke.)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Definitely.

We need him.

Time to show Walker and Dotel the door.

by ballyb on Jul 8, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, but nobody told alexei that

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

No harm done.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

dye more rbi

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

I could care less.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Literally care less.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

For all intensive purposes.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Speaking of malapropisms...

What’s up with your server switch?

by expatnyc on Jul 8, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Complications coupled with busy schedule

I’m relying on a guy who wouldn’t accept a dime from me for hosting it for 3 1/2 years. I’m not going to push him.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's the penultimate insult

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 8, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

4 run lead, Liney time?

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 8, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

staying with thornton

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ozzie says, no mas Liney

gracias

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 8, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

About that Indians promotional spot....

I did not hear “Surfin’ Sizemore” the first time around.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Was he on TV?

Or in the obits?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

crowd shot.

even got some commentary from stoney I wasn’t paying attention to

by Trooper on Jul 8, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

i didn't see it

but fuck you guys all the same.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 9, 2009 4:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

I actually had the same thought watching the game

But, in all honesty, he was much uglier, like a life-size Chucky doll that never got a haircut.

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 9, 2009 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

OK, someone had to know about this.

Did everyone just pretend it didn’t happen?

by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 8, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

What?

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh my God. That is HILARIOUS.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 8, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I did not know that

that’s amazing. Maybe him and Hawk will do a shoot together.

by shaftr on Jul 8, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

on it.

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT

by e-gus on Jul 9, 2009 2:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

good god almighty

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

loloololololololololool

someone has to figure out a way to bring this article on the air

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on Jul 8, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stoner!!

Just [expletive] Fuck It.

by homesickalien on Jul 8, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

jeez golly weez

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Think anyone will pass this along to him tonight?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

"make your O's face, ladies"

eh? eh?

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 9, 2009 4:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Back in the day before manscaping

Humans have really evolved

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 8, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is it just me or does it say "Sight" Young Winner?

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jul 8, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

you were thinking about what it is

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Still slaving away, so I thought I'd help out Trooper, new Dad (soon) and all:

Where does one get the idea we must drink to have fun? Maybe somebody told them they were having fun and since they can’t remember what they did, they believe that they had fun. I believe that television plays a big part in making us think we must drink to have fun. Think about the last beer commercial that had real people (not frogs, or dogs or something else) in it. Now what were the people doing? You’re right, they were having fun, playing ball, bowling in the snow, etc. By the way, have you ever seen any commercials without beautiful people in them? I never have. Who are these commercials trying to reach? Is it our youth? Now, have you ever seen a commercial like this? A good looking man comes on and looks you in the eye and says, “be a modern-day man and drink A B C beer,” then he pauses for a second and finishes the sentence by saying, “Take your car out and kill a friend.” I suggest you will not hear the last statement, but you only have to read the newspaper to find that statement almost everyday. Do we have reasons to drink, or are they just excuses? Can you agree with me that the DECISION to drive after drinking is not a good one? Remember that EVERY CHOICE HAS A CONSEQUENCE. Good choices bring good consequences; bad choices bring bad consequences. Bad choices in 2004 killed 1,093 people in Florida. As we continue to drink, other parts of the body will slow down and eventually stop if enough alcohol is consumed. You can literally drink yourself to death in one sitting!4

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions  

He's the anti-Dye (as far as defense goes)

Good stats but looks terrible doing it

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's why I think that if he's used properly, Linebrink can be valuable

Honestly, he’s pitched much better than I expected he would when he was signed

by hitlesswonder on Jul 8, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

linebrink is very good as the 3rd or 4th guy out of the pen

It’s when he’s used in high leverage situations where easy heat or bobby should be that annoys me.

his salary is too high but whatever, he’s a useful player.

by madvillian on Jul 8, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dear SSS

I have read your letters for many years, but I never thought this would happen to me.

by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 8, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

UR OLD.

Who here has even read Penthouse?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's more comfortable him mopping up the 9th

instead of the 8th

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Jul 8, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Injuns scalped.

They really are bad.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's kind of shocking.

Fausto Carmona disappearing is one big reason why I suppose, but I never thought they would be this bad.

by hitlesswonder on Jul 8, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

/listens to the postgame show for a sss caller to alert the masses.

by Trooper on Jul 8, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

ahh bleach is needed

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

He was known in baseball for his curve

The lack of full frontal shots leads me to believe it extends beyond the game

by 3E8 on Jul 8, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

The '80's will last forever,

and so will my pension! So long, MLB suckers!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

what the bloody hell? Looks like I missed an interesting game

or as Hoody would say
4434 443333 b4444438686

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jul 8, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

so where do you hide your playgirls when mom visits?

Under the bed? In the attic? hidden between the spare towels? behind the stove? friend’s place?

¡signature!

by billyok on Jul 9, 2009 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

sox win

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

one plus three equals four

four games over five hundred. it beats a stick in the eye, or looking at steve stone nudes.

pods got on base two times in five plate appearances. this thread needs more lisa dergan.

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 8, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

that's terrifying

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jul 9, 2009 4:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

"You like what you see?"

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

nope. he old now

I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Age sucks.

It’s a hard life.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT

by e-gus on Jul 9, 2009 2:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Jose since rerurn.

43.2 IP, WHIP ~~ .833333333333333333333333333333333333333.

Time to show Walker and Dotel the door.

by ballyb on Jul 8, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

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