Jump in My Car
Cleveland Indians at Chicago White Sox, Jul 9, 2009 1:05 PM CDT
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http://www.babeslovebaseball.com/2009/06/baby-you-can-drive-my-car.html
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 9, 2009 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
a game I can watch
fantastic – that mobile posting is a load of bollocks, I knew it would never work.
6 3 4 5 7 8 9
"It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right"
1.61803399
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 9, 2009 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions
0101100101? but that's meaningless
1010011010? AAUUGGGHHH!!!!!!
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
my pants are off and i am casually reclining by the pool with my photographer friend
Let’s start the damn game!
¡signature!
I predict Richard gets shelled.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Jul 9, 2009 12:42 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Well, he's slightly better in day games...
But maybe we should save him for the domes?
"It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right"
or at least give him 4 games of rest
considering he’s probably used up 75% of his fastball velocity over 94 MPH for this season
by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 9, 2009 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll go first:
BA would’ve had that one.
"It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right"
It won't be 4 lefties in a row tomorrow
Chicago Blues great from the '60s
died of typhoid and syphilis
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Hope his poon was worth it.
Did he bed Typhoid Mary, or what?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
liriano in big trouble against the yankees.
55 pitches through 2 innings. 3 runs, only 1 hit. 2 BB, 1 HBP, 1 E. either he’s getting squeezed or gameday is way wrong. either way, hopefully the yanks get deep into their bullpen today.
brian anderson would've caught that...
Sit back, relax, and strap it down.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Jul 9, 2009 12:55 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Who sang this?
Yes, and I ain’t saying you ain’t pretty
All I’m saying is I’m not ready
For any person place or thing
To try and pull the reins in on me
So good-bye I’ll be leaving
I see no sense in this crying and grieving
We’ll both live a lot longer
If you live without me
"It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right"
chiburb, i know you're old and all, but there's this thing called the internet...
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 9, 2009 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Sigh.
http://www.cduniverse.com/lyrics.asp?id=4472970
"It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right"
Effing kids
can’t follow a concept from one thread to the next, can they?
PS She is now a fat cow.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Written by the great Michael Nesmith
"To play for me you have to have some balls." - Ozzie Guillen (6/30/09)
I like that song!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 9, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
where the fuck did he get that couch?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
I only count 4 digits.
Where, pray tell, is the fifth?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Consider this gamethread shat upon
I’m back, bitches!
;)
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
we don't need you to shit on threads anymore you crackhead
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 9, 2009 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Or do you?
I stepped out for a snack anyways, so consider yourself saved.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
Jhonhny!!!!
"It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right"
0-2, to 2B
"It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right"
Let he without sin make the first error
"To play for me you have to have some balls." - Ozzie Guillen (6/30/09)
This Beckham kid is such a bust
"To play for me you have to have some balls." - Ozzie Guillen (6/30/09)
Richard has retired one consecutive
"The god damn plane has crashed into the mountain! "
by cmonTimo on Jul 9, 2009 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
If this inning ends with only 1 run surrendered
I guess that’s something
Fuck
Is Tony Perez available for long relief?
¡signature!
So I’m not watching the game, but it looks like this inning would have been OK outside of the Saviors error? Or has Richard just completely shit the bed and got lucky to get out of the inning only giving up one run?
by Grinder in Training on Jul 9, 2009 1:19 PM CDT reply actions
Mr. Richard, your bus awaits
"To play for me you have to have some balls." - Ozzie Guillen (6/30/09)
Someone better be leaving burger trails from Colon hot spots to Charlotte.
Pull off a Contreras miracle. Richard is beyond inconsistent.
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Jul 9, 2009 1:20 PM CDT reply actions
Well, the season is over
Fuck you TDogg, fuck you.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
I'd say 3rd at this rate
Formerly Crede's Crew
New information = new opinions.
Richard is old info. If Count continues his ascent who gives an eff about #5 as long as he eats innings?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
I do...I want to win every game, or at least have a shot...or at least not eat the bullpen
He Does NOT eat innings
Formerly Crede's Crew
I didn't say he did.
He needs to. We can burn him out.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
He's a bum and I want Colon, Poreda or Trade after the break
I hear you though…we just need something halfway serviceable at #5, which he arguably is
Formerly Crede's Crew
I think it’s safe to say you get your wish if this team continues to play well. I wouldn’t be all that worried. Not to mention match him up agianst most teams number 5’s and it should make you feel a bit better. He sucks, yes, but most teams have to trot out a guy every 5 days if not more often that is just as bad.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 9, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed with you there
Formerly Crede's Crew
Well...
I gotta say this shouldn’t be a big surprise. He’s been struggling lately, and now we put him on short rest (even if he did only pitch 3 innings last time out), so I don’t think we really put him in a position to succeed. I’d rather he get shelled by the Indians then the Twins though so I can’t disagree with the move and like Wu says, he’s our 5th starter, he’s not an ace.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 9, 2009 1:26 PM CDT reply actions
so if we're going to pitch someone on short rest, why our #5? Makes no sense to me
Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!
To avoid Richard v. Twins, I suppose.
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Jul 9, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
So our three best pitchers can pitch against the Twins
by Grinder in Training on Jul 9, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
i think you smell other things
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
clearly i did
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
to heck with NSFW!
STONE PONY RALLY

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
by e-gus on Jul 9, 2009 1:31 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
So happy I realized there's an option to collapse all comments
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 9, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
whaddayaknow
it worked
I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
See, now you did it
You went and used the Stone Pony Rally too early. You crashed the site, caused Richard to implode, and gave larry dandruff.
Way to go.
"What do you mean?" he answered. "I love the Outfield!"
glad i've got nude steve stone pictures in the "what will eventually end SSS" pool.
Cashing checks and having sex.
10 minute delay=bump in the road
Wait till the Hawk Harrelson sex tape surfaces.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 9, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I had larry kills us all in the pool.
still got a chance.
I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
We're setting up nicely for a 13-7 Sox win today.
"The god damn plane has crashed into the mountain! "
we haz runs!
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
And this ballgame is tied
Formerly Crede's Crew
oh Indians.
youre so silly.
I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
not a good idea, Richard on short rest...

I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
"you have chosen......... poorly"
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
yeah
I was having problems too
(assuming you mean sbnation)
I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
Everyone is having problems today
Clothing/control optional in the afternoon.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 9, 2009 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
dadgum right Stone Pony
I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
KOREAN CYBERATTACK!
And when I get back on, poof, 4 runs for Injuns.
GD Asians! Yes, I am including CHINA.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
oh absolutely
I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
to state the obvious, the sox need a 5th pitcher
poreda, colon, whoever…
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 9, 2009 1:53 PM CDT reply actions
Best case scenario
DJ continues to walk a tightrope for another inning, forcing Ozzie to finally give Poreda a long look. Poreda goes 4+ as Sox come back to win
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Tdogg would point out we won the series already.
I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
So what you're saying is
Clayton on short rest = Cotts in Yankee stadium
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last time he pitched on short rest
he threw 5 shutout innings.
brian anderson would've caught that...
Breaking News
Clayton Richard, Stone Pony Destroys SBNation
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
It's getaway day.
It’s OK to lose today. No one is watching.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
it's ok to lose. that's why your generation is running this fucking country into the ground. man up, puss.
Cashing checks and having sex.
Obama is my generation.
Your generation is unemployed or trading – same thing. Go make something, or serve somebody, already.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
unemployed, huh? now who could provide jobs for my generation? any ideas? don't lash out at me because the baby boomers have ruined it for everybody else. smoke another joint and keep the tunes playing, man.
Cashing checks and having sex.
sounds like a plan.
"It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right"
it has for years. don't worry. someone else will clean up the mess. :)
Cashing checks and having sex.
Sounds like someone is bored with the markets.
Tough times. Somethings gonna break loose here soon, one way or another, in a large way.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
At what point do we realize that Getz is as described
someone playing to the ceiling of his potential, and give Nix a long look as he has impressed in his short amount of time playing. He is a defensive upgrade and obviously has more pop at the plate. His VORP is way above Getz.
i've never heard of any of the pitchers the yankees have used today. that's pretty rare.
Cashing checks and having sex.
More players
should be rocking those stirrups.
by Steven Andrew Miller on Jul 9, 2009 2:06 PM CDT reply actions
liriano getting shelled by the yankees.
6 runs. may not make it past the 5th inning. their bullpen is gonna be toast….haha…..
oh, wait…..
brian anderson would've caught that...
I googled pitching on 3-days rest -- found this -- wonder if it's true
Johnny Sain never believed in babying arms.
“Check out my complete games,” he said.
From 1946-50, he pitched 115 of them. In 1948, he had nine complete games in 29 days. “My first 64 wins in the majors were all complete games,” he said.
In 1948, the Braves won the pennant with the motto that over the years has become known as “Spahn and Sain and pray for rain.”
Sain recalled the formula. “Spahn and I pitched on two days’ rest all year,” he said.
Yes. And you know it is - you were there, OPOS.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Glad everyone loved this lineup.
Looks great so far!
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
The site is broken for me
the “z” scrolling doesn’t work, fucking SB Nation gives me error messages every minute or so, but what better day for technical errors than during a shit game such as this.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
At least your life is not broken, nor your dreams,
because you have Him.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Yes, maybe He knows how to fix the cable.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 9, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
That sure would be nice
but I don’t think He has much of an interest in fixing my cable.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
Well, if we're gonna suck, let's get all the sucking out of the way in one game.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Saving their A game for the Piranhas
"To play for me you have to have some balls." - Ozzie Guillen (6/30/09)
Sox pitching on pace for allowing 24 walks today. Facquin sweet!
"The god damn plane has crashed into the mountain! "
KOREA!
I get kicked off and another 4-spot appears. WTF?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
how does poreda's slider look?
would this be his second pitch?
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 9, 2009 2:30 PM CDT reply actions
6 more to go...and lots of time
Is Chris Perez warming up?
"To play for me you have to have some balls." - Ozzie Guillen (6/30/09)
Stoney can't remember his shortest outing... wonder why
He had 6 starts in his career that lasted 1 inning or less, 16 times he didn’t make it out of through the 2nd inning
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Hey, not everyone or everything is here for your amusement.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 9, 2009 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
A safety here would be a solid start though.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 9, 2009 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions
If we had went to the Paul Edinger "Kickin' It In Costa Rica" camp we would have done it.
"The god damn plane has crashed into the mountain! "
cheat, i'm sorry i mean tdogg, may be right
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 9, 2009 2:38 PM CDT reply actions
The Shiksapoo Nation.
"It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right"
Not sure who scalps who...
"It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right"
"Just a little off the top"
"It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right"
somebody tell hawk and stoney
that houston and washington are not currently playing. they will be finishing a suspended game later today.
brian anderson would've caught that...
As Lombardi once said,
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
The Red Sea has parted!
Here come the Jews!
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
yeah stone pony
the reason so many guys can hit opposite field homers nowadays is because of maple bats.
mercy.
brian anderson would've caught that...
For those of us not able to see the game, has Pods being in CF led to any of Indians runs?
by Grinder in Training on Jul 9, 2009 2:48 PM CDT reply actions
Ok figured, but never know unless you can actually see the game.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 9, 2009 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
didnt hoodlight foretell this game in his prophecy?
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I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
nah. he was playing with the abacus app on his iPhone.
"It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right"
poreda's threw nothing but fastballs
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 9, 2009 2:48 PM CDT reply actions
Wow...
Five runs scored with two-outs? It is like someone secretly switched my normal White Sox team and is wondering if I find out.
Semi-related: Is this the first time Pods is in center? Are they prepping for A.Q!.
anthony quinn
"It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right"
stoney's pics were released
to prepare us for Q!’s return.
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
hence my reference to Barabas...
;-)
"It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right"
Someone should stuff a stone pony in his mouth
"It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right"
by Chiburb on Jul 9, 2009 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
he could dadgummit to death.
"It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right"
by Chiburb on Jul 9, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
mostly fantastic
I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
Yet scary. ha!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 9, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
jinx
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
They should make a statute of him.
"It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right"
gameday is so far off on pitch location.
ball 3 to shoppach was almost in the dirt and they showed it as being a borderline strike.
irritating.
brian anderson would've caught that...
Clayton has now infiltrated the Gameday servers.
"The god damn plane has crashed into the mountain! "
Talking to me and WU, right?
"It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right"
Come on Aaron
Make like 1945 and topple this Asian
¡signature!
by billyok on Jul 9, 2009 3:07 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Can I rec AND flag this post?
Like pizza? Me too.
Check out my pizza review site.
by FAQ on Jul 9, 2009 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
right size, wrong shape
korean war didn’t start until ’50
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
AJJJJJJJJ!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love him so
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
uh
he’s my favorite
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
hah?
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
in one ear and out the other
because it makes no sense to me
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I would do another, but it would never end
by Daniel Berlyn on Jul 9, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
plz don't
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep, Sarah's no scholar like Joe Biden
"To play for me you have to have some balls." - Ozzie Guillen (6/30/09)
i guess
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
i think it's a
barn burner and a bean blower.
whatever that means.
brian anderson would've caught that...
i've heard hawk say bean blower a couple times today.
when he’s said it before though, he usually pairs it with barn burner.
brian anderson would've caught that...
Has Stone called either AJ or Pods
Podzynski today?
"What do you mean?" he answered. "I love the Outfield!"

…to FAIL
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
by SkanchoDanza on Jul 9, 2009 3:14 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
need more elaboration
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 9, 2009 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions
The kids are excited because the bullpen always comes bearing gifts
The kids aren’t actually the bullpen
I dunno, fuck it, let’s score some runs
¡signature!
nope
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Can't have the Messiah and King Solmon on the same team
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
PODS!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
Nope, optioned to make room for Laffey
http://www.cleveland.com/tribe/index.ssf/2009/07/cleveland_indians_option_rafae.html
"What do you mean?" he answered. "I love the Outfield!"
wrong perez
"Lemonade was a popular drink back in the day and it still is.."
Gangstarr
by Big Daddy Kool on Jul 9, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
My mistake, so many sucky Perez' in the bullpen
"What do you mean?" he answered. "I love the Outfield!"
Perez Hilton, for instance.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Please bring in Perez
Please bring in Perez
Please bring in Perez
Please bring in Perez
Please bring in Perez
Please bring in Perez
Please bring in Perez
"To play for me you have to have some balls." - Ozzie Guillen (6/30/09)
Just got in...
anyone care to give a quick recap? Judging from the score Clayton clearly didn’t have his stuff yet again…
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
you don't ever listen
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions
only watching on gameday here
did it look like he should have been pulled?
by ThisIsJustBanter on Jul 9, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
No
His breaking ball was kind of a joke, but it was humorously effective
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that sucked
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
It's still the 6th inning, Poreda had 2 more outs in him
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
In the 6th in a 9 - 9 game.
WTF?
Time to show Walker and Dotel the door.
and we're down by two
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
We were doing fine when Ozzie didn't have to manage......wtf is Dotel in for?
Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!
i cant wait till
the Cell gets this http://www.theonion.com/content/news/baseball_fans_delighted_by_new?utm_source=a-section
Hell Yesss
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 9, 2009 3:31 PM CDT reply actions
are you serious
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah if you want to show everybody
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions
as serious
as ron artest’s tribute song to the late mj http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Rkja_lZJhc
Hell Yesss
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 9, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions
no
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions
One way to make sure the wife doesn't want to go to the games
Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!
Not helping trade value.
Time to show Walker and Dotel the door.
Bring in Perez
to make this comeback complete
by Off the bus running on Jul 9, 2009 3:38 PM CDT reply actions
i'm gonna kick you for lying
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
so what
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions
you slow
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions
This kitten's got claws baby
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 9, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions
yep
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions
of course
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions
hmm
hate to disagree w/ you but have you watched Thome run lately?
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
I don't think I've ever seen him "run"
Maybe “trot” or “jog”…
by Steven Andrew Miller on Jul 9, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions
rumbling and bumbling is the correct term
that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma
Don't coach angry...
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
that at bat just was yuck
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
Why do they run ads for Wrigleyville Sports during Sox games?
So we can laugh at that woman in her Cubs jean jacket?
by Steven Andrew Miller on Jul 9, 2009 3:42 PM CDT reply actions
lmao
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions
you jinx
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah cry
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Breaking Ball Fired Foul
I louuuuuuuuve alliteration
by Steven Andrew Miller on Jul 9, 2009 3:47 PM CDT reply actions
Like you have something better to do with your time!
by Steven Andrew Miller on Jul 9, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
haha stop watching those commericals
you’re aging before my eyes
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions
you're actually a 50yo virgin
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions
oh no
not you too
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions
1 877 Kars 4 Kids
I hate that ad
"To play for me you have to have some balls." - Ozzie Guillen (6/30/09)
stop it, plz
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Not sure how that annoying singing helps their cause
"To play for me you have to have some balls." - Ozzie Guillen (6/30/09)
it doesn't
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
failing superbly
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
really
hmm
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions
wow
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
clearly
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
i was
now i’m not really going to say anything
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
hehehe
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions
How many more do the Indians have in the bullpen?
by Steven Andrew Miller on Jul 9, 2009 3:59 PM CDT reply actions
i'm pretty upset that this turned from an indians blowout that would catapult them into a sweep of the tigers
into a game where they wear out their pen and get swept by the tigers.
only a sox win can make it ok.
damn choo
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
we can't hit anymore
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
he's not juicy enough
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions
do it.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Jul 9, 2009 4:07 PM CDT reply actions 15 recs
It goes without saying, but…
…totally rec’d.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
why did you do that?
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I threw up in my mouth a little
"To play for me you have to have some balls." - Ozzie Guillen (6/30/09)
ahaha
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions
omg omg omg omg
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 9, 2009 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions
"YES STONE PONY!"
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
i wish i could rec more. unrec'ing and rerec'ing will have to suffice
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
Put a tongue stud on that guy and you've really got something, TSK...
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
No one looked better in the shower than Yaz
NO ONE chuckle chuckle He took off that robe and, man, forget about it.
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
aha ha hah ahahaha. nice.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 9, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
That is amazing work right there, cip! Bravo!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by homesickalien on Jul 9, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
thats just the beauty of some guy love
I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!
blog night deadline at 5pm tonight
$20, lower bowl seats vs TB 7/21/9.
Q&A before the game
its a good time and a great deal.
I love this team again. I know they’re bad for me.
They’ll probably get drunk again and beat me… but I just can’t help myself.
by ReservoirDog on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM CDT
If only DJ could have thrown strikes today
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
pitching's so easy, a thorndog could do it
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
Joe Smith?
Now they’re just picking people off the streets.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
yes he can
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Who's coming in? Perez? Please be Perez
"To play for me you have to have some balls." - Ozzie Guillen (6/30/09)
AJ is not scared of
kerry wood
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
Oh yes...this could get good
"To play for me you have to have some balls." - Ozzie Guillen (6/30/09)
wait, innings over, take him out again!
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
who cares now
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions
ugh
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
oh god no
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
this game is still going? wow. i went outside when it was 9-2. came back inside once i got sunburn. it was the bottom of the 8th.
Cashing checks and having sex.
you're fried
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by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2009 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions
getz and becks can do it here!
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-larry
If we can get somebody on, I expect a miracle from our savior
Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!
wearing woods out
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-larry
Getz gets on, Gordo dinger, game tied...easy
"To play for me you have to have some balls." - Ozzie Guillen (6/30/09)
yes!! getz getz getz!!!!!!!!!
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-larry
waaaay overdue
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-larry
Gets 4/4 Jesus 0/4
RECTIFY THIS IRREGULARITY
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
that is funny
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-larry
now its not
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-larry
oh judas...
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-larry
What the…
…that can’t be.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Did you steal from widows and orphans today?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
we need a win
get back to work
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-larry
5:48 here.
A very productive day. I’m done.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
no. i took the day off. laid on my deck for a while. watched some of this game. pretty relaxing. back to stealing tomorrow.
Cashing checks and having sex.
How's the bartendress?
Laying out there with you?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
out shopping. she's coming with me to a friend's wedding on saturday.
Cashing checks and having sex.
Bad, bad move.
Wedding. She’ll get ideas. You know better than that. Unless…you WANT this.
I’m on a plane now. Someone has to stop you.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
ha! no worries, wu. she knows i can't be domesticated yet. just some nice arm-candy for a fancy wedding.
should be a good time. it’s at the ritz downtown, which i’ve never been to.
Cashing checks and having sex.
(Puts down suitcase, duct tape, and rope.)
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Is this David Carradine, back from the dead?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
In what fashion, oh soothsayer?
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
It sounded ominous.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
time for pods to be annointed the new saivor
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-larry
Craptacular...well, at least it wasn't a blowout
"To play for me you have to have some balls." - Ozzie Guillen (6/30/09)
We get "close but no cigar" points in the standings?
Excellent.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
This will catapult the Injuns to glory vs Detroit.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
fucking ozzie
throw richard under the bus like that
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-larry
Getz: 4-4, Double, Walk, 2 SBm 2 RBI, Run
by Steven Andrew Miller on Jul 9, 2009 4:50 PM CDT reply actions
He's been reading SSS and taking note of the Nix love-in.
Competitive cuss, that Getz.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Poreda? Or the round mound of brown?
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
frustrating loss in that one or two more hits with RISP probably wins it
and also the shit from Carrasco, who has been good this year otherwise.
Disappointing to see Richard struggle so much after a promising 2008.
Indians for whatever reason want Gobble
I say we honor this wish
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2009/07/indians-interested-in-gobble-not-ryan.html
Paul Hoynes of the Cleveland Plain Dealer says that the Indians are not interested in signing BJ Ryan even though they nearly signed him four years ago. Instead, he says the Indians are interested in Jimmy Gobble, who was just designated for assignment by the White Sox. If the Indians do acquire Gobble, Hoynes says he would be assigned to AAA. Gobble allowed 14 hits and seven walks in 12 innings this season, striking out ten.
Alyson Footer of MLB.com also reports that Ed Wade said the Astros do not have any interest in signing Ryan, or Pedro Martinez for that matter.
¡signature!
Roster move?
Any sense on whether the team will make a roster move for Minn….like option Richard and call up an extra reliever….

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