Burn It With Fire!
New York Yankees at Chicago White Sox, Aug 1, 2009 3:10 PM CDT
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True, you're both a couple o bitches!
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
by RWShow on Aug 1, 2009 2:39 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
we are what we see naked in our bed alot
by G-E-T-Z GetzGetzGetz on Aug 1, 2009 2:39 PM CDT reply actions
Ahh, nice, you got yourself one of those ceiling-mounted mirrors, I see...
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
nope. but i would if i had Kotsay's women.
by G-E-T-Z GetzGetzGetz on Aug 1, 2009 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll be back in a minute.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
by RWShow on Aug 1, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
She's cute as hell.
MILF!
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Yea thats were the mirror comes in handy.
any position you want buy you can still see everyathinga
by G-E-T-Z GetzGetzGetz on Aug 1, 2009 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions
And, I actually did cry about that shit, so shut up.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Fag.
But because of you, I have a living. So thank you.
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I'm a big fat pussy, you're an old piece of shit... it all works out.
What living? (Legit question)
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I work with Disney cast members as their credit union's financial planner.
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Hah... tip #1 - don't invest in Disney stock.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
That's Rule #1, not Tip #1.
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I assumed. My bad.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Ehh, whatever.
I’ve reached the age that I no longer give a shit. It’s liberating.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
You are only allowed to cry if your daughter graduates from some school
or if you are being anally raped. That is all.
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I cried when we won the WS. And if you say you didn't, I know you're an old-ass liar!
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
You got me.
The Sox make me cry al the time. Buehrle’s perfecto was the last time.
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This thread is going down the toilet fast.
Kleenex use on this site is limited to, well, uh…not for crying.
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Fuck! Fox is showing the Braves/Dodgers here.
Dammit.
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Is it available on the MLB package?
If I lived out of market, I would have to subscribe to that.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
no
games on saturday that start between 1 and 7 are blacked out for some bizarre reason
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
Wow, that's shit.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
yeah it sucks. you can only listen
they dont make it easy for us georgians to follow becks
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
we most certainly are not neighbors then
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
One more thought about the peavy trade
Something that rarely comes up is how long it can take to figure out when to give up on a prospect. It’d be nice if it were a world where every prospect was like Beckham and you instantly knew they were good. But you had to have ‘07 Danks and Floyd to have ’08 Danks and Floyd. We kept BA around for 4 years before giving up on him. Hell, Jerry Owens (’nuff said).
So maybe Poreda, Richard, and Carter will eventually be good major leaguers, but if they do, I imagine there will be a whole lot of inconsistency in the meantime, which translates into losses. There is certainly an opportunity cost since to evaluate them you have to play them, which takes up roster spots that better players could take.
Unless Peavy’s arm falls off (which can happen with any pitcher at any time), he is probably a good bet to be better than any of those guys will be, and another part of this trade is we don’t have to sit around for the next couple years to figure out if Richard really can stick as a starter at the major league level.
fucking dome
My roommate made a great point
Richard might be good, Poreda might be good, but Peavy is good
Oh, and fuck Nick Swisher.
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Heh.
Nothing ever dies on the Internet.
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Sit back down, Kotsay.
JD can play a little “D”, too.
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And JD might, you know, get a hit.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
trade em
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 1, 2009 3:15 PM CDT reply actions
Best curve in the game?
Mccarver you’re retarded
i love that on gameday audio i can hear "I don't wanna lose your love tonight"
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
That's unfortunate.
If that gets past Cano, Pods might score.
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Sox Machine
you all have a tim mccarver button on your remotes.
USE IT!
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 1, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
hey did peavy give his press conference?
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 1, 2009 3:23 PM CDT reply actions
Getz/Nix Deathmatch
seems to be no contest this series.
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An "E" means a "L" is more likely for your system.
Time for me to take a shower.
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*an "L". Engrish.
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did peavy make his press conference?
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 1, 2009 3:29 PM CDT reply actions
did it in a camo chargers cap
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
today?
he was supposed to address the media at 2pm
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 1, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
he was at some table, with reporters, in a camo charger cap
dunno when it was
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
ok yeah as the posters below point out that was yesterday.
he is going to address the chicago media sometime either today or tomorrow i guess. will be interesting to hear what he has to say.
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 1, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions
considering, it sounded like he had about 15 minutes to approve this trade.
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 1, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions
He had almost 3 months.
Not like it snuck up on him.
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calm yourself snappy old man.
who would have predicted that the sox would go after him again?
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 1, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions
KW.
The only one that matters. Obviously Peavy was able to make an informed decision.
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i dont know about that
but they showed him in the dugout, in uniform, and he looked goooood
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
Is this Rip Taylor?
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wu has inside jokes with himself
keeps him busy…
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 1, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Old gay comic.
Google/YouTube. Funny guy.
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that old guy they only bring out on late-night talk shows or brief references in movies
funny mustache, throws confetti everywhere
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
look up 1.98 beauty contest
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
nope, hes just yakkin on a bone.
ohp, he got it up.
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
Christmas vacation. RECD
Best movie ever
by G-E-T-Z GetzGetzGetz on Aug 1, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Brenneman's doing his best to jinx Danks.
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We were contending.
For drafting Becks.
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you have a mccarver button too!
use it…it comes in handy, trust me.
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 1, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
so do you think big frank will get the one day contract with the sox this september?
seems unlikely he’ll be picked up by any team
fucking dome
was on redline going to cermak chinatown stop... saw ton of yankees fans on the train... even saw someone in a swisher jersey tshirt... had alot of rage inside.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
now that is bringing the awesome!
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 1, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions
im jealous of you DBs
at least im leaving work in about 20.
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 1, 2009 3:40 PM CDT reply actions
Q! hitting the other way makes me feel like a school girl
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
So does that plaid skirt you're wearing, I'm sure.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Interesting Freudian spelling there.
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This from MLB.com,
Yankees starter A.J. Burnett hasn’t lost since June 20
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
i think i owe you some royalties
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
Uh oh.
Melky’s killed a few Sox runners in his day, so that might be a smart move.
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But AJ is such a good baserunner!
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 1, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
He knows a hard slide.
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Well, yeah, but Cox can't see the future.
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Sox Machine
I was surprised when he sent Getz last night.
And it worked. It’s nice to keep the pressure on these guys to make the play.
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you know we did steal home just last night
I think we can give them a break on that one
fucking dome
Base cloggers
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
cholesterol brothers
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 1, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Rough start for Nix...
error and now fails to get a run home.
Can the Nix bandwagon officially disband yet?
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i know you can't see the game
but stanchar is just trying to stanchar this one – nix is 3-2
fucking dome
You're my boy, Blue
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by Sox Machine on Aug 1, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Na na na na na
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
Pretty typical for Burnett.
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Worked the walk?
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i thought last pitch was close... good take i guess.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
with or without performing the can opener?
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 1, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions
well,
imagine yourself opening up a can….
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 1, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Yesterday took the backward K,
today walks. Living and dying on the kindness of the umpires. I don’t like it.
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Just the praise.
He’s a journeyman. Don’t love the journeyman being turned into a hero, is all.
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would you rather have lillibridge be our utility guy?
let up on the man. I think he’s a fine utility player. Getz is our 2B. End of story.
fucking dome
That I can agree with.
Last night and previos nights it was a competition. Getz starts, hands down.
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And never tell me "End of story"
or I will go Sicilian on your ass. ;)
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Sicilian > Italian re: organized crime and psychosis.
End of story.
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bringing the awesome cannon arm
thank you
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
MVP! MVP!
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
HAHAHAHA NICE PLAY SWISHER, YOU FUCKWADD!
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I thought he was a veteran.
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i thought those were initials and he was saying hello
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
That took me a few seconds to figure out.
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I've gone through four pair of pants so far.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Who ARE these guys?
Can we move to the AL Least?
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Trade us for Toronto
Let Minne and Toronto have their bitch dome wars.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
did last week ever happen?
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
I think we should have kotsay in RF instead of dye
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
holy hell!!!
all but 2 hits have been opposite field this inning
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan

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Oh fuckin' rec'd.
Did you do that dance when the site finally went back up? (I did; I missed it)
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Work in progress.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
http://soxmachine.com/soxmachine/feed/
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Rally killing HRs!
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
McCarver quoting Nietzsche
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
"Even at it's highest levels,
baseball is a simple game…Strike One." I think that’s from Chapter 7 of, “The Birth of Tragedy from the Spirit of Music”
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
That which does not kill me?
Or about organized religion?
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'm not impressed
No homers.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
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so nice of burnett to let the whole team bat this inning
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peavy could have gotten a hit
hell, wise might have. shit, little bridge could have!
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
The
Bronx Bridgeport Bombers
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
Ye olde 6-run 2nd inning
very nice
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
Channel being changed on TV's all over the East Coast.
Fox weeps.
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It just keeps getting better!
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
and a thickly calloused Johnie Danks on the mound
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
does johnny still have the trucker facial hair?
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
im sure WTGTD missed all of that while on his way home.
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
Shut them down now, Danksy.
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Man, don't walk THAT pos
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
Son of a BITCH!
I thought last night ended.
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DJ and Farmer have completely forgotten where they are
singing song, reading each other’s fortunes
¡signature!
No matter how weird Farmio and DJ get - and that's pretty damn weird - it can't be as bad as Mac & Brenneman.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Derek Jeter is like Thom Brenneman's wife?
And a shot beats Beckham down the line. Surprise.
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Oh, good. The Jeter Ass-Licking Society has kicked in.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I hear it will soon be a musical on broadway
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Thanks Swisher, you no talent ass clown
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
That was a pretty terrible 0-2 pitch.
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Aaaand the Jeter lickfest continues.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
His defense is pretty good this year.
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He's averaging 2.3 pirouettes per 9 innings,
giving him an aggregate undeserved Baseball Tonight highlights above replacement player of 8.23. If he keeps this up, he’ll shatter his 1999 record AUBTHARP of 14.2.
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DONGER!
Yours is my favorite name on SSS. Yours and poopstain24.
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I was considering Long Wang, or "dragon king,"
but decided that it might not be polite to coopt a central figure in Chinese mythology for something so crass as a SSS login name.
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Your choice was excellent.
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Because of his demeanor and consistency.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
"Jeter has never been booed in a home uniform."
“Except when he was. But he’s never been booed.”
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My revisionist history is a cloudy gray
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I believe that since Obama took office
if you are 1/16th white, you are classified as white.
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That's from, "Beyond Good and Evil" isn't it?
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
Derek Jeter has NEVER been booed in a white uniform.
I mean I know he got a few a couple of years ago… but for the most part fugeddaboutit.
Where can one find the ERA/WHIP/etc. of a pitcher (Danks)
with greater than “x” lead vs. less than “x”? My contention is Danks pitches better when the game is tight.
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I'd bet there is a stat
aggregating his ‘07-’09 experience.
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Split stats on B-R
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TY.
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"not yet, but thanks for the input vince" says the sox clubhouse
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Let's chase Kotsay's wife.
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Q! is beamed in
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
You Can Do Worse Than The Luch Special At Red Lobster.
(Is this Larry King?)
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Which is less aware of reality: Larry King or Tim McCarver?
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
No, they're very much aware of it,
sort of like a person looking through a prism kaleidoscope is aware of all the colors in their visual field. Whether that person can interpret that into a meaningful and accurate picture is something else entirely…
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Is horsehit.
Sorry. It must be said. He is the white Owens.
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Except... he can hit.
More than Owens, anyway. And with power.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
He has power and a decent arm.
Owens could run, when healthy, and covered CF decently. Each has about 1.25 tools.
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Nix is more versatile, hits for better avg and power, and can steal.
Owens was fast, and absolutely nothing else. They are not comparable.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
They are comparable.
Both came up at the same age (26?), both had undistinguished histories before making the parent club, both hit their ceiling their first year with the Sox (I have a crystal ball), and both will be out of the major leagues by age 29.
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Why thank you, I already was!
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Word salad, or confabulation?
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Doing a baby voice
making fun of those who worry about pitch counts for young hurlers… and general awkward outrage met with silence
Heh.
Must be hanging with Joe Buck too much.
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I think that can be said for any pitcher.
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Not for Zambrano or K-Rod
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Excellent point.
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Owens hit a dinger once, too.
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i get that you don't like the guy
but to call him jerry owens is low, man, even for an OPOS like you.
fucking dome
I like him as a utility guy, as you said earlier.
I’m more of a supporter for Getzy, is all.
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he is my new fav ss thanks to you.
certainly hope that lazy ass he’s filling in for doesn’t heal any time soon.
after every play/non play nix makes someone must now ask: "DOES THAT SETTLE THE NIX/GETZ DEBATE"
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
For real?
Heh. Bad ’tang last night.
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He is a class act.
Has he ever been booed in his home uni?
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maybe he swallowed his chew?
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
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How the hell does that work
“that’s why you bring the infield in” says McCarver
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Should have ran, just for the hell of it
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it was gonna be one out either way
so why not let the run try and score
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Foxworthy?
You might be a third base coach if…
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McCarver is, what, 80?
I’m not surprised.
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He's deaf, too.
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he's surprisingly talented once you also realize he's blind
its amazing how 20% of the things he says apply to the game in progress.
Deaf, dumb, and blind boy...
“Timmy” is the new “Tommy”.
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Farmer was smart? Maybe with Rooney
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2 color commentators do not equal one competent play-by-play guy
so infuriating
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
Indeed; I never have grown accustomed to Farmer's play-by-play.
It’s taken him years to become mildly fluent at it.
There has to be a Stone Pony joke in there somewhere.
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Yes; in his urinary tract.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Steve Fisher, great ballplayer!
Nothing to do with Nick Swisher, but hey.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
they called nick swisher, steve swisher
then while correcting himself, called steve swisher, steve fisher.
blow my fucking brains out
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
I know. It was awesome.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
JESUS FOX SUCKS!
“GOOD!”
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coach K, shilling for xm and iphone
well ok then
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
He's a patriot
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id believe him over any fox announcer
on anything
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
I dare say this is the weirdest, spaciest I have ever heard McCarver.
He must’ve smoked a big fat bag of weed this morning.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
that Nietzsche he took with on the plane
is fucking with his head big time.
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
today's trivia question
is brought to you by Tim McCarver
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
Guess they never listen to Hawk
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
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no i know, but 2 time sin a row he said 'plet' for the word play
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the other two are talking about sweaty uniforms
it’s fucked everywhere
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
Even Thom Brennaman has no idea what McCarver's talking about.
This is like observing a deaf mute attempt to communicate with an alien.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
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Classified.
Not on purpose.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
im a little sad that i am missing this craziness
damn mlb.com blackouts
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I am glad I can hear it. I have caught a case of the giggles because it's so insane.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
atdhe.net - free live sports tv
the password you need to type in is shown at the top of the window
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
quentin pissed at those foul tips
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Yeah,
we’re leading 6 – 2.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
I'm with ya, Trooper.
Just sarcastic.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
you can say that again!
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brandon allen warming up
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i don't know whats happening, my posts are all over the place
and when i hit reply, my previous post is already typed in
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i strongly dislike steve swisher
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And fuck his punk nugget kid too!
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
he's a jerk.
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cocks blocked again
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
has john danks velocity dropped from last year?
i seem to recall 95 mph fastballs from him in game 163 and now he’s between 89 to 93
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figgins
duh
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it doesnt look right as shinning
looks like sinning
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He was pumped
Jenks was hitting 100 again as well
thanks, just really couldnt remember
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how the hell did that end up here
my commentings messed up today
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walk in another run
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called it!
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brandon allen warming up
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getz should be a utility guy next year
with becks at second
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and magically the KW finds a quality third baseman - kind of a waste of a strong arm
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
"A 4 run lead is more manageable than 5
because 4 is less"
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
See, I can also be as pithy as McCarver
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
Nixon's the One
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
is Getz spirro Agnew?
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kotsay's wife is deep throat
fucking dome
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And a rec for you, sir.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
paulie likes walking home
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WU, still hate Nix?
Patience is a virtue, old man!
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
afraid to swing the bat
wuss
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
I believe he's OK as a utility guy.
Not as a starter over Getz.
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You a Sox fan?
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
didnt say it was a bad thing
just saying he was lucky
and yes, i am a fan. havent missed a game since beckham has been called up
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
Wasn't lucky.
He works on that ;)
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
Time to blow this thing wide open
maybe we’ll see Swish in relief
Yes.
5 runs is NADA to this Yankee lineup.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
Was just fine last night.
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Maybe we'll see Swish go face-first into a wall and break his nose.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
"Now you see, if you throw a ball like that,
and it’s outside, then it’s not a strike"
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
you payin attention today?
some good baseball education in the broadcast, for sure!
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
his commentary does have it's own odd internal logic - frightening in it's simplicity

"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
The bong is redundant.
Like ritalin for an ADD kid. Negative + negative = positive.
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he needs to get his shit together
the bullpen is shot, they need a minimum of 7 innings out of him today
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
wtf
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
What the...come on Danks
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
100000000000 tool player!
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swish is just a tool
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that's right A-Roid, respect the Q!
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
Q!, baseball savant
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
nice play Q
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
Becks and Q!
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cip, where are you?
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
mobile.
i got pics fir like everything today
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aha
it was jeez, he totally teed that one up for you
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
Farmio can't judge a fly ball
Every time one is hit, I have no idea what he’s trying to describe. Beckham knew it wouldn’t be caught—Farmio had no clue. Terrible description for radio
that was a good pitch
just too bad jeter didnt offer
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Minimal damage. Nice.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
1 run with the bases loaded, no outs?
Um, yeah I’ll take that.
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Texas sized balls
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Texas sized balls
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ball sized texans
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Is Peavy in the dugout?
First time all year he’s seen 2 major league teams compete
Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
“He’s never made an error before, except when he has.”
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
but it was a major league error
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
Oh bummer
Do you think that’ll hurt his chances to get another gold glove?
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
I'm starting to think alexei planted boobytraps all over the SS dirt.
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I think he was trying to say "Giggity giggity gooo!"

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Hiccups?
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
How about a 2nd thread?
Worked well last night.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
Beckhams shineing aura blinded Jeter
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Yes, finally, real baseball
Yankees-Bosox next Saturday
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
Blinded apologist.
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He has a hit today.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Apologist.
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Sounds like Swisher! In April.
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Maybe he should DH.
Fielding % and OBP are about the same.
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try McCarver
makes DJ seem lucid
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
Positively Scully-esque.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
McCarver is rolling
he’s making up some magnificent shit today, there’s no stopping him
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
I think this is less sensical than the Sutcliffe drunk rant at that Padres game.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
at least he had an excuse, he was hammered
McCarver is sober, “a mind is a terrible thing”
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
Ran out of jeter commentary - time to discuss the bosox greatness
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
YAZ!
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brief moment to say the ball was hit - back to the bosox
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
they'll talk about everything but the elephant in the corner
the White Sox are knocking the piss out of their beloved Yankees
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
asfouvhrufpsjdfbasva dfuspiucvsa sdf asod aouv
i can haz actual commentator?
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podsednik????
Lisa wishes.
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no sox yankee game is complete without kotsay
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Based on the fact that he hasn't had a hit yet...
…but he does have a terrific baseball face and trophy wife, I say we give him our support.
i wonder if mccarver has every posed for playgirl
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Is it me, or do these Yankee games take for fucking ever?
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Is Konerko hurt?
Why take one of your best bats out in the 6th?
think it got him in the thigh
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
haha @ kfc commercial with skinny ass volleyball chicks holding a 5 gallon bucket of grilled chicken.
Same thing I thought - give then a week of that chicken and lets see what they look like
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Paulie woulda had it
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
he can play 5 positions for you
like Mackowiak
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
Yogi McCarver back at it.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Ozzie's gonna rip him a new one
deservedly so
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
hope he doesn't have that blister shit again
his control is usually a lot better
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
why can i not think of what raaaannndy is from?
is it peewee’s big adventure? its bugging the hell out of me
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
Family Guy.
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Don't know - someone Hulu'ed it when Randy was brought up a few days ago.
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http://www.hulu.com/watch/11526/family-guy-bullies?c=17
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
You the man.
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I'm sorry I don't know but
who the fuck is Randy Williams?
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by thecip on Aug 1, 2009 5:38 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
33 year old retread.
You know, Christ and Belushi died at 33…
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is that your standard 33 year old line? sheesh, get some new material. OPOS.
(glad my birthday falls in the offseason)
Remember Cusak in "The Sure Thing"?
His line was “Did you know Nietzche has syphillis?”. My dating line is the one above.
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who do you want a ground ball hit to in this siutation?
not exactly tinkers to evers to chance out there
Is the 99 reference your age?
OPOS.
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A-Rod not ready to retire yet.
Not when you are dating old starlets.
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I'm growing weary of Kotsay here
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Sounds like one of us might have a shot
at Mrs. Kotsay soon.
Not so fast, Trooper.
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Ye gods, Kotsay
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Nice work from Pena..................
I think there’s an outside chance that part of the reason they got him is because they think OZZIE will enlarge his kahunas to eventually close for us…..not this year of course….but if it’s deemed worth it to deal Jenks in the off-season.
Williams was acutally tougher on lefties at Charlotte.
.246 vs lefties vs .200 righties
or just tough - bares hands it
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
nice
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Share, plz.
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WU are you actually able to watch games these days?
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
Randy seems like a loveable oaf.
why is the fancam all Yankees fans?
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by thecip on Aug 1, 2009 5:48 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
nobody beats the wiz!
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Think the the Fox team noticed Pods - err Getz stole
or did someone have to tell them
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
I'll tell you one thing and it's not two things.
Those last 2 half innings could have been a lot fucking worse than they were.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
Take home now!
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Getz is fast.
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by thecip on Aug 1, 2009 5:52 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Preparing to take over for morgan
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
kong and tho
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by thecip on Aug 1, 2009 5:55 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
me should run all the time
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by thecip on Aug 1, 2009 5:55 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
"whats he getting here"
“a pitch”
can we just get monkeys to call the game?
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
More fun stealing
than being stealed upon.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
And 35 errors!
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 1, 2009 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions
the Chicago White Twins
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note to sox: please keep playing like this
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jonny Damon, on loan from the field museum...
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Come on, Baseball Face!
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
"Older gentleman got hit with a foul ball"
WU, you okay??
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
(That's what she said)
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Thornton in a hurry to beat traffic
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Like MB on Perfect Game Day.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
How about highlighting
some of their choicest comments on this game?
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
We have the makings of a very, very good bullpen.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
except when the blow it....
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jenks=thorndog dotel2
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I thought Bobby was unavailable.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
I didn't hear any Kramer-esque screaming throughout the park.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Throw 'em the barfball, Bobby.
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Jenks getting loose and working on his flow
Also, he’s up in the bullpen
by IceColdFalstaff on Aug 1, 2009 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions
He got a hit!!!
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Take that shit back.
Moose is funny and personable. Santo is a legless asshole.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Thome runs like a fat kindergartener who shit his pants two hours ago
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 1, 2009 6:14 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
ROFL
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
this is great
would rec
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Get these guys in
and we’re home free.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
Is it me, or are we Twinning the Yankees?
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Jorge's played like crap this series.
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I like how he tags him with the glove
Then holds the ball up for the ump to see. I’m failing to see the strategy.
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He wanted to make sure that everybody involved saw his incompetence.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
HA HA!

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
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He tornadoed himself.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
No HRs today, right?
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Setting that up for Beckham
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Gordon "Nature Boy" Beckham!
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I just wanna use your love tonight, Gordo!
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
To be the Savior, you gotta beat the Savior!
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
There is nothing quite like kicking some Yankee ass.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Quick.
- of runs driven in via HR in this series?
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
Yes. He's picking me up at 8.
I’m wearing my best bra.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
That reminds me, I gotta shave my tits.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
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Got lost in his calm eyes.
Jeter has a nice face, a handsome face, a rugged face…
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oops
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Downed pants come later.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
"I've been on this team longer than you, Kotsay."
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"You didn't mean to lose track of the outs, and I didn't mean to get that single."
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Beckham looked mortified
very funny – as if he’d not done enough in the game
but for me
Nix – man of the match, great discipline
good lord bobby is going to shoot stones out of his shlong at jeter just to add to the beat down
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That is not what I would call "easy heat"
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
If you see a pitch reach the LG Diamond club seats, we'll know.
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Made with extra to spare
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
WOOT
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
just gonna put it out there...i called the 2nd inning repeat
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
man i love gordon beckham
nice game today by nix at least with the bat or lackthereof?
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
He's mine, back off.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Nuh-uh! He's MY boyfriend!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Fine. We'll let him choose. If he likes girls, then he's yours. But if he likes doughy white guys, it's ALL me.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
lol okay
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
1-2-3 9th
is better than that other recent shit.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
Fair to say.....
2007 (or otherwise know as The Year of Suck) was all worth it because it brought us Gordon Beckham.
I have to ask:
When was the last time our 1,2,8,and 9 hitters went 9-17 with 5 BB, 7 runs, and 11 RBI’s IN ONE GAME? Earler this year that’d have been a month’s worth of production.
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MLB.com's headline on the summary of today's game:
Beckham’s mental mistake forgivable
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090801&content_id=6192222&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
Got to love the last quote:
“Whatever. Four RBIs. What’s that mean?”
Even the Saviour knows that RBIs are an overrated statistic.
someone explain to me why people say rbi's are an overrated statistic.
in my opinion it is one of the only statistic that matters because it puts runs on the board. the alternative is a crede-like pop out or a Swisher called 3rd strike. I’m not much of a stat geek. I do understand the importance of OBP and all that crap…..but if nobody knocks in the runners who are on base being on base isn’t worth shit.
Kenwo4life=ratings
RBIs are a weak way to evaluate an individual player
It’s totally dependent on the guys ahead in the lineup to get on base. You wouldn’t argue a player sucks if he’s constantly getting on base, but there’s no one to drive in.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 2, 2009 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
i don't agree.
look at the sox the last 4 years. they got men on all the time and nobody can drive them in. if they had a true RBI man, like Albert Belle, Frank Thomas or Hank Aaron…those runs would score.
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I don't see what's wrong with the 3-4-5 of the Sox lineup
They’ve always consistently produced, it’s the 1-2 spots in the order that have been the most aggravating.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 2, 2009 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions
blah i read it
i still think it is a bunch of crap. what a fucking loser i am. 6 years ago i would be drunk and banging a broad at 315 AM. Now i am up researching sabermetrics. good lord. it’s time to die.
Kenwo4life=ratings
Go do what all good parents do -
re-live your childhood through your kids. There is till time to complete your dreams!
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Burn it with fire
Fire walks with me
YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD YES!
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