Alex Rios To White Sox!
How about that, sportsfans? Also: odds this gets up before anyone else's is like 1 in 3.
EDIT: Apparently UG, larry and Cheat are all dead. Anyway, in case you were wondering about the contract:
If 1 WAR is worth 3.5M (and pre-economic crash it was 4.4M) that means a 3 WAR player is worth 10.5M per year on the open market. His contract valuation is about 11.5M on average over the whole of the contract (that doesn't pro-rate '09). As Matt pointed out, there should be some inflation over the life of that contract, so the difference in the numbers is basically negligible.
And in case you were wondering what kind of "down" year he's having, let's check the following math. The conversion from RF/LF to CF is 10 runs and he’s a career 14 UZR150, which suggests he’d be a +4 CF. To continue WARring:
0 BRAA+ 4 FRAA + 2.5 pos adj + 20 rep = 26.5 RAR or ~2.5 WAR over 150 games. The Sox will get him for 1/3 of that 150 games. In 2009, UZR has the Sox at 9.6 FRAA per 150 games. I am somewhat skeptical of that to say the least, but it almost doesn't matter as White Sox CFs have managed a pathetic .269 wOBA, good for -23 BRAA, dead last in all of baseball. Through 100 games, that's basically replacement level. So adding Rios should be worth nearly a full win (.833).
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For Free(aside from the contract)
Great move by Kenny.
Sox were going to be paying the contract either way.
I don’t think there was a chance Toronto would eat any of it. That’s why he was there in the first place.
that doesnt make any sense
option a or option doesnt exist?
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
not your money, dont worry about it.
What comparable CF would have been out there for the taking that we could have gotten?
what kind of discount would you expect from 12M with a few crap 'spects?
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One of the worst contracts in baseball.
But a big move by Kenny, showing he wants to win!
Nice pickup guys.
http://irudey.mybrute.com/
Fun little Time waster!
no and yes.
no. not close to one of the worst contracts in baseball.
yes. kenny wants to win.
it is what it is......
OF contracts worse than the one for Rios:
Alfonso Soriano
Milton Bradley
there are more not on your team but you get my point.
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
vernon wells' contract is awful as well
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
I'll take this opportunity to inform you that the quality of your posts has improved by leaps and bounds in the last year.
Coupled with the increased quantity, I’ll gladly hand over a “SSS most improved poster” trophy to you. Bravo, fine sir, Bravo!
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
and here I thought I was past my prime.
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
Are you serious?
They have a contract that is worse in just that OF. There are plenty of bad contracts out there, his pales in comparison.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 10, 2009 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions

"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 10, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions
what the hell are you talking about?
you don’t put your 7th or 8th best hitter in leadoff just for the fuck of it.
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and moderately quick to boot!
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Then Tell me who next years leadoff hitter is.
If you are on board with Pods coming back next year, then you need to hop off the 2005 train and come to reality. He is too much of a liability in the outfield and has been absolute garbage this past month. I rather have Getz, who is pretty much the slower version of Podsednik, who can at least play defense then have a pie thrower playing either LF or CF next year.
fairly certain colin is as far from wanting pods back as it gets
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
youre right about Pods
but Getz leading off this year so he can be better there next year is outrageour, ridiculo, OUTDICULOUS!
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
if you aren't going to follow my posts, you could at least assume i'm smart enough
to not want Pods back.
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anyway, leadoff is a non friggin issue.
the research shows you if you put your best five hitters at the top in some order, the marginal difference between that and an optimal lineup is negligible. so seriously. read more.
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Sorry for not having the colintj widget installed on my computer
but this season has shown that this teams needs a player that can get on base and is quick. I mean, we were desperate enough to even call up Pods right? Of course this argument is pretty pointless, since this will be Dye’s last season in RF if he remains in Chicago and i for one would be shocked if Kenny doesn’t obtain a corner outfielder that can leadoff.
the colintj widget?
i’m a middle man. read Tango and BP and THT. there’s a huge host of literature. shut up and read.
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Not quite sure why you insist on having me read
But if that is supposed to be some sort of insult or something, you are doing a pretty shitty job.
how else are you going to participate here?
SSS jokes constantly about The Leadoff Position. where do you think that comes from? ever hear that quote attributed to Keynes?
“Practical men, who believe themselves to be quite exempt from any intellectual influences, are usually the slaves of some defunct economist”
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being a sox fan isn't some job that requires you to read pages and pages of literature per day
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
no, but backing up one's argument in a sound manner usually requires it
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by thatshortkid on Aug 10, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
This isn't an argument.
I just said Getz needs to start leading off, since Rios should now be the everyday CF, and Sir Reads Alot over here reacts like i told him i slept with his girlfriend.
we all serve at the mere pleasure of the cheat
he’s the only one with a banhammer
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by thatshortkid on Aug 10, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Some of us can cloak.
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yeah, but no banhammer. just some chinese/iranian censoring abilities
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by thatshortkid on Aug 10, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll take it.
We can only postpone the inevitable.
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when are you going to get banned?
for being to old.
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 10, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
When you learn how to spell
and use punctuation correctly.
Thus, I am on this site in perpetuity. Thanks you you.
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SSH was here for years
WTGTD is still here. more recent example: picktoclick. folks eventually pick up their game. Cheat gives more leeway than most mods i’ve ever seen.
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whats that supposed to mean?
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 10, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
im pretty sure i still do?
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 10, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
and in this case
familiarity did not breed contempt :P At this point I think we all accept WTGTD as part of the community so anything that rubs someone the wrong way gets attributed to, “Oh it’s just WTGTD”
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
look, i have never "stepped up" my game
and i find it appalling that you think i have!
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 10, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I don't know where he was going with that
his meds are kicking in.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 10, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
go fuck yourself
colin likes me more!
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 10, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
that's great
now go home and get your f*cking shine box!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 10, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
and shine your mom's bald head?
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 10, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
welcome to SSS
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 10, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
wait until you get into a pissing contest about material objects
those are fantastic
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by thatshortkid on Aug 10, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
hey im in it to win it
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 10, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
it's a lovely place
i’ve lost countless hours of my sad excuse of a life here
that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma
he is pissed about Dye's soon to be departure
thus leading to his departure and he is sexually frustrated due to his similar appearance to Ron Howard’s brother.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 10, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Yea i think i am done with this Topic for the day.
Glad we got Rios. Wonder who we plan on sending down. Wise perhaps?
Kotsay should pack his bags now.
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Not this year.
He is Buehrls’ valet.
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driving mr. buehrle?
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by thatshortkid on Aug 10, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
He has Cancer.
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by winningugly on Aug 10, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'll rec that, you silly old ass.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
what do you think about getz leading off?
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 10, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
It's not an argument
but you did posit an opinion. The SSS community as a whole bases its opinions on sound fact and logic. So to prevent people from jumping on your thoughts it would be in your best interest to read some of the information available. Plus, y’know, a lot of that stuff is really interesting and blows holes in what was once thought to be common knowledge.
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
why would anyone want
a slower version of podsednik?
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 10, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
i didn't ask a yes or no question

"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 10, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions
you kind of did
You asked would anyone want a slower version of Podsednik and I replied with a no
Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto
I asked "why"?

"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 10, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions

"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 10, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions
makes it difficult to...
oh nevermind, i cant give away all my secrets.
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 10, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
He just wonders how you escaped the RR.
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— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 10, 2009 7:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
initial reaction:
this is fantastic. rios is having a down year so far, but he’s an awfully good player. (defense!). can’t believe the sox got him on a straight claim. as far as the contract, it’s not that bad. it’s also not my money.
it is what it is......
You'd think at the rate that we've been improving next year's season already,
the crowd attendance will be much higher than this year which will be a nice break on the team’s financial concerns.
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Aug 10, 2009 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy fucking shit
I just popped a boner and then my boner shot my load and then I felt a great sense of relief and then my boner shot another load and then I again felt a great sense of relief
Just thought I’d share that with all of you.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Aug 10, 2009 5:57 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Me too!!! Even without a WU pill!!!
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 10, 2009 5:59 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Rally, Rally, Rally, Rally! Last time we made a big move we kicked ass....pete and repeat. Suck it Tiggers.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
good pickup.
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Aug 10, 2009 5:59 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
So he has to be our every day center fielder right?
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
on the score right now
who plays lead off?
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
on comcast- tribune live
Podsednik has earned the starts
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please tell me that you are joking. Pods makes a great 4th OF right about now.
If we’re spelling JD more, sure throw Pods out there, otherwise, put him on the fucking bench.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
He said Tribune Live.
Think exact opposite of anything they throw out there.
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Aug 10, 2009 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks for the clarification, I thought he was paraphrasing Ozzie or something
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by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
sorry for confusion
tribune live idiots.
not anyone in sox organization.
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
between off days for Q and JD, and PR opportunites
pods is still gonna get way more playing time than he ever dreamed of when sitting on his couch this spring
and that's exactly what he should be doing
and you put it very nicely, I might add
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
And Beckham to leadoff? Isn't his OBP higher than Pods anyway?
By a lot?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 10, 2009 6:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
favorite post so far on mlbtraderumors
i think the sox have to take on all of the contract. i have no idea where he is going to play this season.
it is what it is......
KW getting it done.
We got Alex Rios for free, and Jake Peavy for 4 minor leaguers and have them both for a long time during the prime of their careers. It’s a good time to be a White Sox fan.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 10, 2009 6:01 PM CDT reply actions
Gotta believe Dye is on waivers as we speak though.....
Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!
most players go on waivers
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
damn you!! you beat me to it.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
Wow, just Wow.
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by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
KENny's on fiyah?!
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Aug 10, 2009 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't understand waivers, do you?
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by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
wrong person, ptc
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by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
Still sounds like you don't.
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Aug 10, 2009 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions
that is an understatement
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
and then the Sox will pull him back
JD’s got too much value to the team for them to let him go
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
I'm beginning to think not
looks like now that the Sox got Rios, Dye, Buehrle, and Danks are going to be claimed and any hopes for the playoffs will be dashed.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
Josh Fields style

"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
And NOT the fires of hell.
I’m so excited, and I just can’t hide it…
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 10, 2009 6:07 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
So
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 10, 2009 6:07 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
a needle pulling thread
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by thatshortkid on Aug 10, 2009 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Dear
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 10, 2009 6:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
You're doing it wrong.
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Something tells me Cheat is gonna lose his ennui...
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 10, 2009 6:08 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
oh god.
joe cowley on the score. he has no idea what’s going on. he says they’re going to use some sort of platoon and that all the players are confused and kenny is going to have a lot of explaining to do to the players and it’s a head scratcher.
it is what it is......
What a moran.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
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by Chiburb on Aug 10, 2009 6:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
one of my all-time favorites
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by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
what a maroon
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
what a mandolin
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by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
what a caucasiod
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by thatshortkid on Aug 10, 2009 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions
What a fuckstick.
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by winningugly on Aug 10, 2009 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i'd this one best
rec’d
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 10, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions
what a homo
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 10, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions
So - when do you turn in your SSS card?
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so - when are you going to end your own life?
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by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 10, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You didn't answer the question.
Should we start playing “Taps” for you, SoB? Are you a man of your word?
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You think Dye is getting traded?
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
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by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 10, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Unless he costs too much.
I bet they keep Thomer.
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next year
thome gone, rios to RF, dye to first (with a hometown discount), paulie dh?
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by thecip on Aug 10, 2009 6:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Dye behind the plate.
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Aug 10, 2009 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions
"i love it when a good plan comes together, stone pony"
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Aug 10, 2009 6:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Dye first base coach.
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by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
Thome DH for $1 mil contract
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
would you rather have Dye for $12 million or Thome for like $5 million?
12 is a lot to pay for a DH but I think we are paying 14 right now.
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
Thomer will sign for a State discount
and be a productive 40 year old. Fuck you guys who want him to walk. $5-7MM is cheap.
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agreed
and the leadership is worth that too and if he can teach beckham a power stroke, worth more money, though we probably shouldn’t mess with the saviours bat
Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto
Beckham led NCAA in homers.
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Aug 10, 2009 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions
You're right.
It sucks that Beckham couldn’t handle the MLB pitchers like he did the NCAA sucky pitchers. The difference was too much for him.
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Aug 10, 2009 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions
haha
Sarcastic I get it. All I’m saying is that homers are harder to hit in the pros with wood bats than aluminum bats
Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto
I respectfully agree.
I’m just saying he’s done well enough bringing his average over – the homers will come. Plus he was going 10 games per homer when he hit his 6th – which is great for a rookie.
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Aug 10, 2009 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions
its fantastic as a rookie
He is going to be a stud, not that veryone else knew that already
Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto
But he was the best in the NCAA at it
It was just as easy for all the other players as it was for him, and he beat them all it.
If these trends continue…Ay!
least improved poster of the year
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
Gus thinks you suck at posting.
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well
He has bad logic saying I am the least improved poster of the year when I have only been a member since July 11th
Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto
We have high standards here.
Get with the program. If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem.
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Tis now what this board can do for you, but what you can do for the board.
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 10, 2009 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions
your posting is fine
I just think youre stupid.
kidding. (sort of) or am i?
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
You're creepy.
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it's cute how they try to circle the wagons for each other
as if that will drive away the reaper
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by thatshortkid on Aug 10, 2009 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Your grandparents
will strangle you in your sleep. Even if they are dead.
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You're still creepy.
I feel for your zygote.
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just going younger and younger, huh
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by thatshortkid on Aug 10, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Zygotes can't scream.
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You are an unpredictable woman.
Or is that redundant?
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JD for a 2 year
and Thome for a 1? 9M after what Abreu and Burrell got seems a little much, but it’s probably close enough.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
I hear he has his eye on Mrs. Kotsay.
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dye to japan for SHINGO TIME
kotsey and pods wife swap, lexei to watch.
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by thecip on Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
fuck che' that pussy.
let easy heat watch, he’s earned and his life sucks now with the newborn.
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 10, 2009 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Ew, who personifies a kidney stone?
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Aug 10, 2009 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Enjoyed this comment on MLBTR...part about the offseason so true
There must an arrest warrant out for Kenny Williams by now. I really don’t get how the Jays can just give a 28 year old OF hitting his prime with 20/20 potential. What else is Ricciardi going to do to address the team???? There are no outfielders on the market this offseason even close to as good as Rios is. This is why the Jays are perennial basement dwellers.
Posted by: JoseJoseJoseeee
maybe the best yet....
holmes on the score just said Q is the odd man out because he is not producing.
it is what it is......
lies and slander
JD has been awfully cold lately oh an oh yeah
PODS FUCKING SUCKS!
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
I normally don't listen to sports talk radio
I can see why. fucking brutal. rather be on SSS with a 300 baud modem.
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by thecip on Aug 10, 2009 6:19 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Holmes should stick to football....he has no clue on baseball.
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 10, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Do we know what Rios' wife looks like?
Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!
by picktoclick on Aug 10, 2009 6:16 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Now you're talking
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
he has 6 wives...all brazilian (native country and possibly waxed)
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 10, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions
a stable of foxes
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by thecip on Aug 10, 2009 6:23 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
pretty sure that is your best post thus far, well done.
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
Rios to play 1st
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
under the circumstances, that was a good game played...
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by thecip on Aug 10, 2009 6:25 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
this just in- Cowley fired
recently DFA’s D Wise new Sox beat reporter.
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
by e-gus on Aug 10, 2009 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
what about DJ?
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 10, 2009 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Stretch run.
3 of the 4 outfielders play every night.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
HOLY HOCKEY BATMAN!!!!
WE FINALLY GOT A FUCKING CENTER FIELDER!!!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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I can't believe all these people worrying about playing time and such
outfield rotation of Q!, Rios, Dye, Pods > outfield rotation of Q!, Dye, Pods, Wise
Now whether we’ll come to regret this contract, we’ll have to see. It could be Swisher part II. But for this year, I like the trade.
fucking dome
YES we got a center fielder
and for nothing except a bigass contract, whoohooo
Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto
Next year.
Not this year.
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Never - he's our Pablo!
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
JD Upset
Dye just called the move for Rios “shocking.” He said he hopes it doesn’t mean his end is coming after this season.
Bye, bye, J. Dye.
WTGTD is beside himself.
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Our boys seem to produce when their jobs are threatened.
Fields, Getz, Nix, Pods. Competition is American, and a great thing.
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tell that to Vazquez
oh wait…he’s a communist.
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 10, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Small balls.
And he (and Arsonist) are thriving in non-pressure situations.
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writing on the wall
WTGTD just smashed his Happy Meal.
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 10, 2009 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
actually i just smashed your mom
with no rubber
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-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 10, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
like a whammy, he pressed his luck
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by colintj on Aug 10, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
He should have known better...
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 10, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
My mom is 65 and on social security
but, hey, whatever floats your boat you sick f*ck.
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 10, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
She sounds hot.
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she's not nancy faust
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 10, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
You are just a cacklin' fool tonight,
aint’cha, Fan?
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bizarro-furbs
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
that's the version of me that sports a goatee
that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma
only 65?
GILF – GILF – GILF – GILF – GILF – GILF!!!
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-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 10, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
don't like to lose JD.
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by thecip on Aug 10, 2009 6:31 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Without looking at anything, I'm fairly certain the Sox would have enough cash to bring back not only Thome on a short deal but also Dye
No room at the inn?
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Sure there is
Rios can handle CF for 2010. Why not? And if his bat doesn’t bounce back, that 91 OPS+ looks a helluva lot better in CF than in RF.
I haven’t looked at Rios’ batting stats very closely this year. Has he been BIP unlucky this year? The three-year OPS+ decline is somewhat worrisome, no?
I agree. I'm saying JD/Thomer/Pods/Rios don't all fit if Q is in LF/DH.
And I have to think Rios stays until 2011 at least.
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Is this really that complicated?
2009 – Q, PodsRios, Dye. Rios is also Q insurance.
2010 – Q, Rios, Dye. Pods (or whoever) as 4th OFer, Thome at DH.
2011 – Q, Danks?Mitchell?FA?, Rios. ____ at DH.
You are platooning Pods this year in CF?
What the hell for? He is a huge defensive liability.
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I wouldn't do that if I was managing
I’m saying what I think is likely to happen. Do you disagree? I also think Ozzie will be a little more liberal in resting both Dye and Q with Rios — a legit OFer — on board.
I disagree vehemently.
Pods is like Mac out in CF. No better than GS. We finally have a legit CF. You play him. Pods plays 1x/every 2 weeks out there, maybe.
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You still don't seem to be understanding me.
I’m in complete agreement with your last post. I just don’t think Ozzie is going to be so quick to cast Pods aside.
I don't.
OK, this is a risk:
1. Rios is an actual CF. We’re paying a boatload of $ for him. He’s Hispanic, fast, and owns a glove he can use. His arm is masculine.
2. Pods is not a CF, has a great looking wife (Ozzie’s wife is jealous), is white, and has not been introduced to his CF glove. His arm is a wet noodle.
Rios. He plays the rest of the year.
3. Pods turns into a pumpkin soon.
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by winningugly on Aug 10, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't think anyone was saying rios would ever sit.
maybe, but I don’t think so. I’m saying pods can play plenty when Q and JD (and maybe Thome + someone else DH) sit.
getting closer
Q! DH vs lefties
-Pods gets to play
Dye gets a blow here and there, Pods plays
maybe once, Pods in cf, Rios sits
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
you think Q and JD will get 1 rest combined every two weeks?
JD has sat like 3 times since Kotsay came up alone. I gotta think up to twice a week between the two.
I like this. my thoughts exactly.
why get rid of any of them? Rios is a good center fielder. He can hang out there for another year.
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.034 points lower than average
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
not if you think you can keep jd in right and rios is in center.
surely you don’t bring back pods as anything more than a 4th OF. and you should know better than to count on a sox prospect to be useful in the OF.
Pods is 4th OF, Wise is gone.
Next year if all are healthy Pods is gone.
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Good point.
Had not considered Kotsay. Though his wife adds .250 WAR.
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Dye could handle 1b Im sure
if its Kotsay.
Wise has the catch afterall. Still I say two good thursdays dont earn a roster spot.
Bye DeWayne. Thanks for the mammaries.
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
Agreed, plus
Kotsay gives the versatility of playing 1B and we dont exactly have anyone that can do that on the roster other than him . . . he isnt going anywhere.
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
and there's more
Podsednik didn’t really want to discuss the Rios move, but did say, “it would be a waste of energy to worry about lineups.”
you know what... fuck scott podsednik. He did a fine job for us this year
but for these people to put this much stock in this guy… and watch him out in centerfield miss another god damn fly ball… it is ridiculous. Alex Rios is a LEGIT center fielder. We haven’t had one of those in a long time. I think Kenny sees a golden opportunity to dominate this division for the next 5 years and is hoping on it like BA on a blonde with big hooters.
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by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 10, 2009 6:24 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Best quote in the comments
What team would have the balls to claim him and risk getting stuck holding the bag on that entire contract?
Meet KW’s balls, commenter.
fucking dome
toronto is a slight hitters park actually thanks to the carpet
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Current Sox 1st Rounders On The Roster
Danks
Floyd
Thornton
Castro
Beckham
Konerko
Kotsay
Quentin
Rios
Nix (Supplemental)
You mean 1st rounders on the Sox roster, right?
I’m pretty sure Danks wasn’t picked by the Sox, not to mention the rest…
So many to choose among...
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by Chiburb on Aug 10, 2009 7:21 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Just the stupid ones.
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by Chiburb on Aug 10, 2009 7:25 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That was unkind, let me rephrase that:
You are the son I never had.
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by Chiburb on Aug 10, 2009 7:27 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Stealing my lines!
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come now. at least reserve hate for the stupid ones that are rude.
mr. the fan isn’t even in the top 5
Normally I'd agree. He wouldn't be my picktoclick
So to speak. But I do understand e-g’s frustration when it’s one dumb post after another.
Chill pill taken.
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by Chiburb on Aug 10, 2009 7:42 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Lenny and Squiggy?
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
JEZUS FUCKING CHRIST
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
Gus becoming Chiburb.
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shit youre right
i even tried to fix hsa up with a nice young boy today….
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
by e-gus on Aug 10, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
if you post about pining for the mail
the transformation will be complete
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by thatshortkid on Aug 10, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
that was funny
you should’ve just had him go stand outside safeco with a big HSA or portslut sign
that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma
I suggested lesbianism to my daughters...
So I’d sleep better.
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by Chiburb on Aug 10, 2009 7:28 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Tell you a parable about "pearls before swine".
You could look it up.
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by Chiburb on Aug 10, 2009 7:24 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
now on the motherfucking radio
holmes wondering if kenny got screwed and didn’t really want rios but was just trying to keep him from the tigers.
MY GOD! SHUT UP!!
(and yes, i know i shouldn’t listen)
it is what it is......
it's not a terrible thought.
not that he got screwed, but that his intention was to block and that he had no expectation of getting him outright. now if he argues that KW is upset he got him, yes please die.
If KW did that.. his BHBs make Floyds look like grains of sand
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
There is no way Detroit was picking up Rios
they sort of have a $ issue up there.
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This is fucking fantastic
We got him and gave up NOTHING?!?
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
have you not been following along or listening to cowley??
THIS MOVE IS A HEAD SCRATCHER AND KENNY HAS LOTS OF SPLAININ TO DO!!!!!!!
it is what it is......
FYI - if your brave... Stone suppose to be on the score at 6:45
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
i'm a coward
but i want to hear if stone is going to admit being completely wrong this morning. can i get some odds?
it is what it is......
This talk about how the players feel about the acquisition is complete nonsense. Players are not in charge of the team’s make up and the only thing they should be worried about is performing. If you perform, you will play. Done.
I like the deal. Period. Period
Lupe, release the balloons!
Tiggers are scared
down 2-0 to Red Stockings in the first
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My birthday!
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by Shoeless In SC on Aug 10, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Who is our 4th starter?
Any waiver deal?
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Sheet.
I’d take Harang, ’cept he costs a lot.
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hes worth the cash
if he pitches halfway decent, though he has a couple more years on his contract I think
Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto
Halladay was thrown in the deal too. Schweet.
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 10, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions
do you think that KW is sick of being knocked back in the Free Agent market
by the likes of Hunter? and he is trying a different tack. Sod the free agency business and get the players you want by trades and deals like this one.
certainly...
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 10, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Kenny to the Cheat: buck up, little man, I'll get you that new toy you wanted...
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by thecip on Aug 10, 2009 6:43 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
fucking amazing
I’d hate to play poker v KW. He stared him down for 3 days and didn’t even have to throw in Josh Fields.
This is fucking fantastic, we made a MAJOR upgrade to talent (a 3 WAR player) and didn’t have to give up ANYTHING – not one lousy A ball pitcher, not one single draft pick.
Dese keed is 28, he gives you a league average bat, has +speed, and he goes a long way to addressing the biggest weakness on the team – the defense. All that for only $10mm a year, of which we have plenty of money to spend.
I didn’t think this would happen, it’s too good to be true. Toronto must be in really desperate straits financially.
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
Toronto is bleeding.
I love it. JR is a shark.
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they decided to keep Halliday
they gotta figure out how to afford him now.
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
And what they surround him with.
He is the most miserable player on the planet right now.
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Could not agree more with all of this.
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
O Gawd
even Stone is saying where and when is Ozzie going to play him on the Score.
Pods must be there stuffing cash in his pockets.
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
i think this explains how we all feel about acquiring Rios

knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
by BoeJouma on Aug 10, 2009 6:46 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
this seems universally liked on here
I don’t understand people bitching about it on the radio. isn’t having too many good outfielders a good thing? rest everyone?
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by thecip on Aug 10, 2009 6:49 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Or finally having a good outfielder
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Is this move made if Swisher is still with the Sox?
if so, the justification finally rears its beautiful head! Fuck you, Swisher!
i was going to flag you for the S word
but then i read the rest of your comment.
it is what it is......
PS...this girl I know is hooking up w/ FNS
I hear she may be dirty…
billyok: Hey Nick Swisher guess what
nswisherdirty30: wut
billyok: fuck you!
billyok has signed off
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 10, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
again, with the approval

knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
by BoeJouma on Aug 10, 2009 6:52 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
CF Kane.
Nice. You have posted a picture of a Toronto fan cheering on his group of minor-leaguers playing behind Halladay.
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that will never get old
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
which scene was that
when he realized he coked up and killed a hooker?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 10, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Meeting w/ string after the buy bust where him and lil man killed Orlando
String told him Kima (who was in the car) was a cop, and she ain’t dead
the actor who played him was excellent, really mastered that look of stupid frustration
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
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sadly, unlike pretty much every other former Wire actor (LEVY LOVES ARBY'S!!!)
i haven’t seen him get work elsewhere yet.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
you know that lance reddick is falling back on his singing career, right?
that smooth silky voice…
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 10, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
DFA him
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
We need help against Grienke.
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Is that Pods?
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don't tell me when he hits
tell me the playoff hopes of the team he hits for at the time he hits for them.
vs Boston this season
.424 average 1.124 OPS
that will help.
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
vs badasses like Buehrle
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
get off my lap
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 10, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Unless he faces you.
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3-0 Other Sox
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
The Bleeding Sox
The Time of the Month Sox
The Rapidly Aging Sox
The Stupidest most annoying fans after the Cubs and Yankees Sox
The New Applicator Sox
Screw you, monkeyboy, Imma goin Home!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 10, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Rios BABIP is at an all time low this year - something like 30 points
I like that. Time for that to adjust back towards the norm in the next 50 games.
fuck theo, cashman, and shapiro
kdub better get his executive of the year, training day styles
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 10, 2009 6:58 PM CDT reply actions
Who's the TX GM?
He’s the winner. Josh Hamilton and all.
Oh.
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not if they remember ray durham
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 10, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions
For you youngsters listening at home...
The White Sox acquired outfielder Alex Rios from the Blue Jays on Monday, when Toronto awarded a waiver claim placed last week. Chicago assumes responsibility for the remainder of Rios’ current contract.
Following Major League Baseball’s July 31 non-waiver Trade Deadline, teams need to pass a player through waivers if they want to try to deal them to another club. It is not uncommon for every team to expose much of its roster to waivers in order to gauge interest from around the league. Players acquired before Sept. 1 are eligible for postseason rosters.
If a player is claimed by another organization, a team can either pull the player off waivers, let the claiming team add him to its roster or discuss a trade with the claiming club. In Rios’ case, parting with the underperforming right fielder was a way to shed salary for a Toronto club that has slipped to fourth place in the American League East.
Rios — a two-time American League All-Star — is signed to a seven-year extension worth nearly $70 million that runs through the 2014 season and includes a $13.5 million club option for ‘15. Rios is under contract for $5.9 million this year and is scheduled to earn $9.7 million next year. Over the 2011-14 campaigns, Rios’ salary jumps to between $12 million to $12.5 million annually.
This season, the 28-year-old Rios has fallen below expectations, hitting .264 with a .317 on-base percentage, 14 homers and 62 RBIs in 108 games for the Blue Jays. Toronto’s top outfield prospect, Travis Snider, who is currently with Triple-A Las Vegas, has the ability to play right field.
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— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 10, 2009 7:08 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
i hope travis snider doesn't equal brian anderson
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 10, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I lurve email
I’ve been a hardcore ….but no rose-colored glasses ..Sox fan since 1959.
You write SOUTH SIDE SOX yet admit you haven’t been excited much about
the Sox…..kind of bored. HUH?
Maybe you’re a Cub fan!
Hey..don’t let the door hit you in the rear end on the way out! QUIT!
I want somebody who loves to watch the Sox writing this blog—-
not a frontrunner…who loses interest.
AM I MISSING SOMETHING HERE?!?!
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by The Cheat on Aug 10, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
yep, here's my reply
Thanks for your constructive criticism, Bill.
Judging by your use of the ‘tab’ key, I’d say you’re qualified to start your own blog. Look forward to not-reading it.
Sardonically,
The Cheat
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by The Cheat on Aug 10, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
there's something beautifully poetic about his rant
the epic structure reminds me of Ginsberg’s “Howl”
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by ennui, starving hysterical apethetic, dragging themselves through the season
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
by ChicagoPete on Aug 10, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You can
Lead a dumb GM to waivers
But cant make him think….
Screw you, monkeyboy, Imma goin Home!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 10, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
That is wonderful, Pete.
And you know I hate complimenting your arrogant ass. But props to you.
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you're welcome
now I know that all I need to do to get a rec out of you is quote the patron saint of hairy, sweaty manlove

"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
I thought those were the Smith Brothers.
I have an urge to cough.
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how did i know chicago peter would post something like this?

"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 10, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
why do i get the impression you've got this one bookmarked
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 10, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Since he posts it once a month (here).
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i do on photobucket
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 10, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
he keeps it in the same folder as "chicks with dicks"
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
by ChicagoPete on Aug 10, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL!
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"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 10, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
oh you be bad

"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
Now who has what bookmarked?
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by winningugly on Aug 10, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
WRECKED!
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 10, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
KICK SOME ASS AND SMOKE SOME GRASS BABY
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 10, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
and i dont like chicks with dicks
i like guys with vaginas
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 10, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
HA!
and his Clay Aiken collection
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 10, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
OOOoooo....
You used a Big Word there Cheat…
Hope they have a dictionary
Screw you, monkeyboy, Imma goin Home!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 10, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
he gave you his phone number?
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
BILL KAUZ = larry.
I’d bet Bobby’s 65 year-old Mom’s SS check.
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by winningugly on Aug 10, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
get your own check you OPOS!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 10, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow.
You just made the list above his bed.
K and Z seem to be familiar consanants to mass murderers – see the Unabomber and his “manifesto”.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 10, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
That is some random tab button attackage
I hope he wasn’t trying to order a Tab. Would explain the anger though
¡signature!
heeh
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
CWS Math
Rios> Pods>(FNS+BA+Owens+Dwise+That Angels guy who did nothing)
I mean, really. Who is going to play CF? are we really having that discussion? honestly? Who is going to play CF?
Alex Freaking RIOS!!!!
Screw you, monkeyboy, Imma goin Home!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 10, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions
I claim this move
I brought it up on Trade day and started a big discussion. I’ve been known to be wrong* though, so I hope this isn’t one of them.
- I thought Andruw Jones would have been an awesome FA signing a few years ago.
the "eh?" is the best part...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkGhKjXa8GI&NR=1
stupid canadians… go KW
funny
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
Hey now
Be nice to Canadians… Consider them your younger retarded brother who cant stop touching themselves….
Screw you, monkeyboy, Imma goin Home!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 10, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions
this and the peavy trade illustrate why i never believed the swisher trade had anything to do with money
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by larry on Aug 10, 2009 7:23 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Well, there you go.
Who did? Chem-is-try.
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Chemistry?
Yeah, Chemistry.
SUDDENLY I’LL KNOOOOOW WHEN MY CF COMES AROUND!
I WOOOOOOON’T TAKE A CHAAAAANCE
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
Really enjoying the Tigers getting whacked around by Boston.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
this and the peavy trade illustrate why i never believed the swisher trade had anything to do with money
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by larry on Aug 10, 2009 7:24 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Uh, heard you the first time.
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i thought that $$ helped payed for viciedo and the upgrade in facilities
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 10, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Uh huh.
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there's all this whooshing going over my head old man
can you translate the subtle lawyer jive for me?
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 10, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe money was an issue back then,
but based upon the boatload that JR is committing to Peavy/Riso, perhaps not. Maybe Swisher was too tough to live with and needed to be moved ASAP.
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so you're uh huh was confirming my statement, actually, all of the above?
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 10, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
JR is loaded
he just bought the Phoenix Coyotes…!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 10, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
DFA Dye
“Tremendous player,” White Sox DH Jim Thome said when he found out the team acquired Rios.
Read here
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 10, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions
WHAT POSITION IS CENTRE FEELDER?
WE NEVER REALLY HAD ONE SINCE I HAVE BEEN SOXED UP!
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haha, thome, i love 'im
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 10, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
WTF, Cowley just suggested on the Score that Beckham should go go the leadoff spot
I go home and get in her face - Pods
i don't know, i wouldn't have a problem with that...
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 10, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
what figures?
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 10, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
i never planned anything
let it go
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 10, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
jet it go!
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
and a fuck you to you too
prick
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
HEY!
Don’t make me come back there! Play nice. We’re about to win the division.
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aorry mom
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
looks like something i would post drunk there gus
that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma
a is atleast next to s
you were a sloppy mess the other day!
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
so true
brother found it hilarious though
that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma
someone needs to collect all the drunkest of posts
and make a fanpost compilation.
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
Easy.
colin, furbs, gus, billy, BM. Hands down.
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Then I retract my suggestion of same above, 2 hours ago.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 10, 2009 7:36 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
YIIIPPPPEEEEEEE! GOO KENNY, YOU AMAZINGLY BITCHIN GM. WHO THE FUCK SAYS KENNY WILLIAMS DOES NOT GET SHIT DONE?
I’ve been drinking.
On my way to the game!
GUESS WHO’S GONNA SEE RIOS’ DEBUT, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!

QPERMAN!
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
This one's for you, billyok.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 10, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
i fear for the citizens of Seattle tonight
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
Fear for the babies, e-gus. Fear for the babies.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 10, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Followed by poopstain24.
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You can take a supplement, BOK.
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also, KW on the Score when they return from commercial
If you guys want to listen
I go home and get in her face - Pods
more like grand theft allstar
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 10, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
cowley update, from the radio
more tremendous information. his impression of rios is that he’s not interested in playing after may. then he said kenny williams is moby dick. if you can figure that out, you’re a better man than i.
it is what it is......
maybe he thinks captain ahab is moby dick
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
who listens to Moby
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
also
in my mind, i’ve always compared kenny to hank stamper and hahn to his half brother leland.
it is what it is......
Something surprising to me.
Rios born in Coffee, Alabama.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
Why surprised?
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yes
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
Just assume
Alexis Rios was from a hispanic country.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
Come anywhere south of Mason-Dixon.
No big deal to have Hispanics birthed down here.
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florida doesnt count as the south
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
mostly cubans, right?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 10, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Jacksonville to the Panhandle sure as hell does.
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what is the bbq of choice in florida?
there isnt one.
these guys are more credible on the south than you wu.
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
Cowley needs to change his stripes
with Beckham, Rios, Peavy, and soon Flowers… it’s time to rag on the team for being too Southern Gentleman-y
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this team givin' me the vapers!
I don’t know nuttin bout hitten no homers!
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Aug 10, 2009 7:43 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
can ya feel it?
nothin can save ya
cuz this is the season
for catchin the vapors
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
Turning Japanese.

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x wrong!
WE were looking for Biz Markie.
Biz Markie.
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
Birthplace of Alex Rios, outfielder for Major League Baseball's Chicago White Sox
you gotta be kidding me that wikipedia updated this so soon
coffee wiki
I go home and get in her face - Pods
A.I.R. Nice monogram.
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Wow, how many beatings did Sammy Davis Jr. take?
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by winningugly on Aug 10, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not until Mrs. Wu leaves the old man.
I heard she has a thing for Poreda.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 10, 2009 7:48 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
on the score
they just played audio from a alex rios triple thanks to a Pods dive that missed.
cruel irony.
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
sums up why i like this deal in a nutshell
fucking dome
by vince_ on Aug 10, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
every time i think of pods
i see that screen capture after he boned that fly ball to left against minnesota to fuck buehrle.
it is what it is......
thats why I backed up the tivo and grabbed the camera

it was perfect.
when hsa acts a fool ill turn the lamp off in the background.
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
I wonder if this acquisition comes with any JR mandates
I think I remember hearing some mumbo jumbo about JR telling Paxson that he would only approve the Brad Miller/John Salmons deals last season if Pax assured him they would make it out of the first round of the playoffs.
I realize this is a ridiculous thing to demand and a ridiculous thing to agree to, but I wouldn’t be surprised to hear something similar in the coming days/weeks.
In other news, I’m fucking stoked!
THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS
As long as the only mandates are on the Bulls and not the Sox, I support it.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I was at the game this year where the Jays murdered the Sox 14-0
I don’t know why I brought that up or why I’m posting it but I am, so fuck yeah
¡signature!
thanks alot. yeesh
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 10, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
good
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 10, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
i was at that one
and then the 20-1 twins game as my 1st two sox games of the year. 5-0 since then thank Hawk
Praise Him!!
Was at that game too
Think we left after the fifth inning. That was by far the worst Sox game I’ve ever attended
FifthFeather.com
by El Duque's Raft on Aug 10, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
This from Blue Bird Banter
Good news: We now have the money needed to re-sign Doc in 2010.
Bad news: JP Riccardi is still our GM, so in all likelihood, we won’t re-sign him anyways.
http://www.bluebirdbanter.com/2009/8/10/984551/rios-gone
I go home and get in her face - Pods
Bama brothers
KW has to be bringing Rios in to make Peavy feel at home.
Whata gm.
by EddyStanky'sGhost on Aug 10, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions
This guy on the Score needs a sidekick
He’s constantly saying things like he’s waiting for something to respond to him.
It’s the radio version of the homeless man who yells at the tree on State St.
¡signature!
Lawrence is cool. Don't fret the "thoughtful pauses"
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
wow the game doesn't start for awhile....
looks to be a banner night in the threads…with everyone looking for hsa on tv…i wont be around someone please get a screencap lol
that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma
"seattle portsluts" is their summer filler
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 10, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I didn't read all 500 comments but....
I agree with any one who said this move is more about 2010 then it is 2009. (like Peavy)
I like the move a lot. I say JD is surely gone since his salary is more like Rios’ salary. Thomes salary was picked up almost 50% by Philly.
noone said those things
we were mostly talking about the lead-off position
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
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Dammit, whatever happened to noone?
Hasn’t been around in awhile.
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as is Dye's
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
What Philly paid on Thome's previous contract
is irrelevant to future decisions for obvious reasons.
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
I like this move.
’Nuff said.
And yeah, this is my first post on South Side Sox. I was mostly over at Second City Hockey earlier, and I forgot about SBNation this summer. Ha.
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whats your opinion on the leadoff position chisoxfan?
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
This year
Pods. He’s done well. I see no reason to mess with what’s worked well in the leadoff position, unless he goes into some massively horrible slump.
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by chisoxfan1473 on Aug 10, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Was the Kane incident the final straw?
by Scotty Ballgame on Aug 10, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Watson, come here! I need you!
I love the historic moments.
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i say his name every time pods gets a walkoff hit.
so I’ve said it… 4 times.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
This site has helped more young gay men
than www.bijou.com.
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Know what I've said 4 times?
“I do.”
BWAHAHAHA!
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barking up the wrong tree mr bijou?
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
Should've researched that site.
Damned Frog food.
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Ha not quite
But nonetheless, I’m still pretty fricken pissed at him. He needs to knock some sense into his head.
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by chisoxfan1473 on Aug 10, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm going to 145, 32, 7
tell him I saw his son and friend Kevin making out during Buehrle’s perfect game
Praise Him!!
Thanks for the welcome I guess haha
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by chisoxfan1473 on Aug 10, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
we know a certain someone you can replace...glad to have you aboard. Your name isn't Bill KAUZLARICH, is it?
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 10, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
who?
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by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 10, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
No sir
My name is Brian
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by chisoxfan1473 on Aug 10, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I always knew the two of you would end up together.
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you would like to see that, wouldn't you old man
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Sometimes it is instant electricity.
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brian might be BA...homesick. Watch out - he goes for the cougars, WU!
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 10, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure
that I’m not Brian Anderson.
Because my initials are B.D.
And I don’t think Terry Francona would appreciate Anderson being on South Side Sox when Boston is trying to beat the Tigers to help his former team…
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by chisoxfan1473 on Aug 10, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
don't give away too much! There are some guys on this board that have had to register in their
counties and knock on all of their neighbors doors to “introduce” themselves.
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 10, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
The Canadian personality - in relationship to Americans
They’re like a very nice family, living upstairs of a biker bar….
by Dick Allen's batting helmet on Aug 10, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions
Apparently Tigers forgot this clinched the division
4-3 Red Sawx. Have no idea who this new Tiger pitcher is but it sounds like an asian sexual position.
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surreal moment
updating the White Sox Payroll Spreadsheet, went to Cots Contracts, couldn’t find Rios because he had already been moved to the Sox page
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There's JRE's real press release.
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haha
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 10, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
What do you think Jenks, Danks, and Q's salaries will come to next year
assuming they continue along the arbitration route?
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by El Duque's Raft on Aug 10, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Jenks will get more than the other two combined
$15+M total, add in Pena and your getting in the $17M area…
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you need to put Beckham, Gordon on your spreadsheet
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
he hardly counts this year
I mean they pay him, but he still should get 3 more yellow pre-arb years
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yeah, he don't cost nothin'
but it sure is nice seeing his name there
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
but put it as the saviour
Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto - BouJouma
Please takeyour latte circle jerk to another thread. -WU
babies are young and under team control for at least 12 years -Billyok
So that would put the payroll at roughly $85 mill for '10
with them still needing a fifth starter, some bullpen help, and a DH. Some real bargain shopping will be going on in the winter I would guess.
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by El Duque's Raft on Aug 10, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Economy is recovering
A lot of economists saying the job losses will probably turn around in a few months.
If the Sox make the playoffs, they could easily go > $100 mil next year with the added revenue.
fucking dome
looks like there's still room for a CF
Everyone here assumes Rios will play CF for the Sox, but he’s only played a handful of games there in his career – and he’s one of the best defensive RF’s in baseball. We already have enough players playing out of position or getting juggled (Beckham, Ramirez, Podsednik, Nix), and are suffering severely for it defensively.
I’d just as soon see JD gone next year and put Rios in RF and use the budget surplus to go out and get a real CF this winter – maybe a 1 or 2yr stopgap like Cameron till we find out if Danks or Mitchell can play.
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
if we bring in cameron
Im assuming you mean Mike Cameron, why not keep Dye and thome, as he is a Jim Thome, strikes out about the same, only not as many homers
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Please takeyour latte circle jerk to another thread. -WU
babies are young and under team control for at least 12 years -Billyok
see his defensive stats in RF this year...not good.
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 10, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it's safe to say
that he’d be a major defensive upgrade in RF over Jermaine Dye
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that's a threesome....use lube fellas.
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 10, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
anybody know where i can find KW?
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get outta town
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by thatshortkid on Aug 10, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
he already has
BM-how are things in the southland?
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
i recently discovered courier cafe
that place is pretty nice
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
that place was hard to avoid in my day. downtown urbana was big back when there was no reason to go to downtown champaign.
yeah it is
two fridays ago was my first time in downtown urbana. reminds me of downtown lockport.
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
How’s fucking Crete? Fer Chrissakes. Do you guys have a piece of fucking wheat in your mouths?
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i'm hear that whitehorse is back open. I was at that place twice a week while there and almost every visit since.
good wings and baked cheese fries for the yum. also this ranch sauce you can’t mess with.
hmm.. I think i shall go eat wings while I watch the sox.
it is
though they can’t be open the first day of classes due to getting too many drinking violations last semester. C.O.‘s is 21 up now and Joe’s has to be closed the whole first week.
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people still go to joe's?
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by El Duque's Raft on Aug 10, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
it is one of the main greek bars
they have really good burgers there during the day
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
it's amazing how much can change in 5 years
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by El Duque's Raft on Aug 10, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
what was it like in your day?
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
station was the main greek bar
and gully’s was huge. Joe’s was nothing. I can’t remember going there once after my sophomore year.
My senior year though, the only place I ever really went was Brother’s.
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by El Duque's Raft on Aug 10, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
station still is
gully’s is now called FUBAR and people get stabbed outside it. brother’s is the same as always.
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
at least no one has been killed by a bouncer recently
last time was at gypsy in champaign like 10 or so years ago.
it is what it is......
is that downtown?
or what is it called now
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
yes. downtown champaign. it's mike-n-molly's now
before gypsy it was a french restaurant.
it is what it is......
wtf?
they have to close bars during welcome week? what kind of hellhole is chambana anyway?
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
they got an impressive amount of underage violations
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
what's wrong with lockport?
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
port smuts
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 10, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
i will remember that
it’s looking like i’m gonna be in urbana more this semester
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
lots of law offices is mostly the rest
county and federal courthouses there, you know.
it is what it is......
Jails for ex-Guvs?
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yeah
that lincoln square mall is pretty cool looking from the outside
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Wow. Malls. What culture.
Bet you look straight up at the big tall buildings every time you get to the “big” city. Kankakee.
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they have a place called donut king there
imagine. a king of donuts!!!!
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
And you could be queen.
Just say the work to King ‘Nuts and you’re in!
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built in '63-'64
one of the first downtown fully enclosed malls in the us
link is like 5 years old.
it is what it is......
it's a godforsaken hellhole.
was one of the first indoor malls built if i remember correctly. been down for a long time. couldn’t maintain an anchor store. now carle health alliance occupies a bunch of it. the only things worthwhile in there are the co-op and the great impasta, which moved recently from champaign, and is a good place to eat.
it is what it is......
that's where it moved?
i’ve wanted to go to that place since i heard of it solely because of the name.
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Please takeyour latte circle jerk to another thread.
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recd
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by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 10, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
burgers and milkshakes WU
sorry we can’t talk about est lafayette
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Est?
Give up the California therapy. You ARE drinking latte, PF.
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not a coffee man
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Where is KW right now?
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KENNY ON WGN RIGHT NOW
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by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 10, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions
its too early for this mess
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
you don't need to tell me.
i’m sitting on my subwoofer.
by Trooper on Aug 10, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
funny as shit scene from stern's movie
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by thatshortkid on Aug 10, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
Tingly funny.
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Nope. You the man.
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latest news is the cabbie locked em both in...Kane was the victim. crazy cabby!
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 10, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
So do I
Screw NHL 10, put Kane on the cover of Crazy Taxi and have online capability on Xbox LIVE.
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by chisoxfan1473 on Aug 10, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I would smoke you guys at crazy taxi
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
Maybe, maybe not.
I was pretty good myself back in the day.
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by chisoxfan1473 on Aug 10, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
WTGTD and picktoclick solidified their tag-team of doom
think iron shiek and nikolai volkoff
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
George "The Animal " Steele was the best.
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Ricky the Dragon Steamboat and Tito Santana
best tag team of all times
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
this is fantastic...
bringing back the memories…Junkyard Dog
by southsideirish on Aug 10, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Jake The Snake!
DDT!
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southsideirish, when did you graduate at ofhs?
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
yup, same time as you.
Eric Gustafson.
and you are?
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
no shit
rather not give out my name to the full internet, but KF
by southsideirish on Aug 10, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
ringing no bells...
maybe fill in the K part?
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
Kevin
we probably had Irvine together
by southsideirish on Aug 10, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
shit now i gotta go grab my yearbook.
ah yes. I believe we did. that was an honors class by the way you morans.
no nuts tonight wu, old pervy bastard.
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
wow.
i was a skinny mofo back then!
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
well how the hell are ya!
16 years later…
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
good
living the american dream, married, house, mortgage, dog, three kids. Still in the “greater” chicagoland area, just barely. no longer a southsider. You?
by southsideirish on Aug 10, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
still southside, tinley park
married, kid, dog, 2 cats, even some fish. funny that i never knew you were a big sox fan in high school but i guess we ran in different crowds.
did you make it to the 15 year reunion last year at Gaelic? I obviously didnt, had a wedding to attend.
small cyber world.
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
Nope, I think I remember
seeing something from Dainton about it, but didn’t go.
by southsideirish on Aug 10, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
well, its good to finally know who you are
see you around sss.
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
yep
nice to know a fellow member of the tribe.
by southsideirish on Aug 10, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
WU is putting this in his journal...too much info!
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I think gus has already busted
a nut.
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Any relation to PF?
A member of the animal fucking family? NICE! Is K for “Koala”?
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Ricky was excellent.
Not old school enough. Who did Big John Studd tag-team with?
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since we're on the subject
anyone ever see this piece on andre the giant ?
it’s fucking awesome.
it is what it is......
RRP was my favorite.
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He was the AJ of his day
good guy…bad guy…all depended on your perspective
by southsideirish on Aug 10, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
best fight scene in movie history
you youngsters may recognize it from the peter vs the chicken tribute knock-off.
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also the cripple-fight scene from south park
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
none of this discussion means a damn thing until Mr. Ratings weighs in
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You cannot be serious!
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Purple tongue and all
although Hacksaw Jim Duggin’ was pitty goo too.
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the birdman!
koko b. ware!!!!
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Aug 10, 2009 8:19 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
YES!
Koko was stylish.
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calm down
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 10, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Fwap, fwap, fwap.
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stop smoking
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 10, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't know that
stop jumping down my throat
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 10, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
i was wrong
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 10, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
He's en fuego, sista.
Can’t hep it.
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I actually did hear KW's interview on MLB
My favorite line,
host “Kenny a lot fans are happy but are a little whoosh about the money”
Kenny, “I don’t why it not like we asked them to pay for it or something.”
"Oh well back to work"
kw on the score:
I am a man. I gave large balls. today and tomorrow will be brighter. it’s on Ozzie to make the lineups. “maybe dh pods” lolz
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by thecip on Aug 10, 2009 8:14 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
yeah he said it
do it Ozzie!
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by thecip on Aug 10, 2009 8:22 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Did he mean DFA?
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probably not
but DHing is ridiculous
Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto
Please takeyour latte circle jerk to another thread. -WU
rofl
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 10, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
did someone say DH pods?
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 10, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions
So now it is effectively
Richard, Poreda, Nessie, plus I can’t even remember the other guy’s name
for Peavy and Rios
fucking dome
massett
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 10, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Carter.
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really now
why would you do that? You could do something better like put the Nationals on waivers.
GO BLACKHAWKS... can we please fucking end the summer and start 2009-10?
Let's go, go, go, White Sox... sleepwalkers in a mediocre division. Again.
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by chisoxfan1473 on Aug 10, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Mike Rizzo will want someone in return
but hes buying
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Please takeyour latte circle jerk to another thread. -WU
babies are young and under team control for at least 12 years
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 10, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
one last question
is the baby ‘Chicago Tough’?
this is the most important element
I go home and get in her face - Pods
this made me laugh so much, Im putting it in
my signature
Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto
Please takeyour latte circle jerk to another thread. -WU
well then
explain why the Blackhawks gave Marian Hossa 12 years?
GO BLACKHAWKS... can we please fucking end the summer and start 2009-10?
Let's go, go, go, White Sox... sleepwalkers in a mediocre division. Again.
I witnessed Mark Buehrle's perfect game. Sat in dad's season tickets in Section 145, row 32, seat 7 with my friend Kevin in seat 8.
by chisoxfan1473 on Aug 10, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Touche
GO BLACKHAWKS... can we please fucking end the summer and start 2009-10?
Let's go, go, go, White Sox... sleepwalkers in a mediocre division. Again.
I witnessed Mark Buehrle's perfect game. Sat in dad's season tickets in Section 145, row 32, seat 7 with my friend Kevin in seat 8.
by chisoxfan1473 on Aug 10, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
looks like you're gonna be putting a baby on waivers
Game starts in 15 minutes and we still have 100 posts to go
GO BLACKHAWKS... can we please fucking end the summer and start 2009-10?
Let's go, go, go, White Sox... sleepwalkers in a mediocre division. Again.
I witnessed Mark Buehrle's perfect game. Sat in dad's season tickets in Section 145, row 32, seat 7 with my friend Kevin in seat 8.
by chisoxfan1473 on Aug 10, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
bill on the score is hilarious
“has kenny lied to you?” how the fuck would u know he was lying if he was lying to you?
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 10, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions
I would say he's either really drunk and can't believe that this is happening
or he just became a sox fan after the Buehrle perfect game
I go home and get in her face - Pods
that guy thought he was all woodward and bernstein
when in reality he was just a schmuck on sports radio
fucking dome
was that the same guy that emailed cheat?
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
It doesn't
Doc Halladay wants to win, right?
That alone puts the Cubs out of the question after 101 years of continuous failure.
GO BLACKHAWKS... can we please fucking end the summer and start 2009-10?
Let's go, go, go, White Sox... sleepwalkers in a mediocre division. Again.
I witnessed Mark Buehrle's perfect game. Sat in dad's season tickets in Section 145, row 32, seat 7 with my friend Kevin in seat 8.
by chisoxfan1473 on Aug 10, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
virgin whoosh?
GO BLACKHAWKS... can we please fucking end the summer and start 2009-10?
Let's go, go, go, White Sox... sleepwalkers in a mediocre division. Again.
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by chisoxfan1473 on Aug 10, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
#2.
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backdoor virgin whoosh?
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
by e-gus on Aug 10, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
jays really wanted Corey patterson
too bad they traded him
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by thecip on Aug 10, 2009 8:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
free agent
Dbacks signed him i think
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Please takeyour latte circle jerk to another thread. -WU
babies are young and under team control for at least 12 years -Billyok
is the contract really that big?
isn’t it basicly JD’s contract?
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by thecip on Aug 10, 2009 8:38 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
only until 2012 though
Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto - BouJouma
Please takeyour latte circle jerk to another thread. -WU
babies are young and under team control for at least 12 years -Billyok
holy crap no way
we should make a thread on it
Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto - BouJouma
Please takeyour latte circle jerk to another thread. -WU
babies are young and under team control for at least 12 years -Billyok
Really?
Then what the hell have we been talking about for the last three hours?
GO BLACKHAWKS... can we please fucking end the summer and start 2009-10?
Let's go, go, go, White Sox... sleepwalkers in a mediocre division. Again.
I witnessed Mark Buehrle's perfect game. Sat in dad's season tickets in Section 145, row 32, seat 7 with my friend Kevin in seat 8.
by chisoxfan1473 on Aug 10, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
kenny: "i have a tendency to get rid of people when we don't win"
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
who exactly?
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 10, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
its too
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
smart ass
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 10, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
who exactly?
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 10, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
early for
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
i know
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 10, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
who exactly?
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 10, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
having a rough time with my computer here
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 10, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
this mess
"Well, I dont know it might be a bad thing. I think in '07 after I threw the no-hitter we kind of fell on our faces after that, so, hopefully we get this out, celebrate tonight, go out and party and then off to Detroit for the double-header." -Mark Buehrle on 'momentum' from perfect game. Sox 7-10 since then.
that
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 10, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
i heard kenny williams' mother bought a lottery ticket and lost so kenny williams traded his mother
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 10, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh really, hmm
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 10, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
ugh
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 10, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
hahahahahahahaa
big rec
Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto - BouJouma
Please takeyour latte circle jerk to another thread. -WU
babies are young and under team control for at least 12 years -Billyok
we control our own fate....
win the rest and we are in.
Sox win, cubs lose.....what a wonderful world!
well obviously
Because Detroit doesn’t listen to anything anybody tells them.
GO BLACKHAWKS... can we please fucking end the summer and start 2009-10?
Let's go, go, go, White Sox... sleepwalkers in a mediocre division. Again.
I witnessed Mark Buehrle's perfect game. Sat in dad's season tickets in Section 145, row 32, seat 7 with my friend Kevin in seat 8.
by chisoxfan1473 on Aug 10, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Manny DelCarmen is a fucker.
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whats an everyday lineup now
Getz – 2B
Beckham – 3B
Dye – RF
Thome- DH
Konerko- 1B
Quentin- LF
Rios- CF
AJ- C
Alexei- SS
?
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
How about......
Beckham 3B
Rios CF
Dye RF
Thome DH
Konerko 1B
Quentin LF
AJ C
Alexei SS
Getz 2B
Kenwo4life=ratings
How About...
Figgins 3B
Rios CF
Beckham 2B
Q! LF
Dye RF
Paulie DH
AJ C
Flowers 1B
Alexei SS
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
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