Scurvy'd
by The Cheat on Aug 13, 2009 1:10 AM CDT
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PrintIt's a good thing I started drinking. Otherwise I'd have trouble sleeping.
At least I contributed as much to the 14 inning scoreless loss as the White Sox entire bench, which just so happened to include 3 starters.
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by billyok on Aug 13, 2009 1:33 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
blame it on peterpan
i hate that fucker
how many more times will you lose us games bitch!?!?!
that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma
Me too, billy. Me too.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah
I was drinking too, except fast because I figured it was a 2 hour game pace, not a 4 hour game. And theres no last call at the house. Now I just have a bad headache.
HAHAHA
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 11, 2009 11:20 PM CDT
surprisingly no drinks for furbs tonight
that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma
Yeah... work has not been fun this morning.
West coast games are killing me.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 13, 2009 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
i think the better question is
how did this asshole have such a good june?
HAHAHA
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 11, 2009 11:20 PM CDT
peter pan left his tights at home in june
now he’s back to beign the bitch
that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma
and will probably be 4-4 with 3 steals next start
the fucker
that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma
I am just done with Pods.
I can’t think of one thing he does anymore that helps this team. I wouldn’t be surprised at all to see Kenny go after Figgins hard this off-season so we don’t have to play this piece of crap everyday.
How do I change my screenname?
I am done with this fucker. I was thinking of going with Rios Grande
by Scotty Ballgame on Aug 13, 2009 6:24 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
you have to make a new account
Rios Grande sounds good
Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto - BouJouma
Please takeyour latte circle jerk to another thread. -WU
babies are young and under team control for at least 12 years -Billyok
i heard kenny williams' mother bought a lottery ticket and lost so kenny williams traded his mother - Billyok
you would have plenty of experience in this
wouldn’t you?
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
by blackoutsox on Aug 13, 2009 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
what? no
I tried to change my name and emailed the people, said I couldn’t so I stayed with this name
Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto - BouJouma
Please takeyour latte circle jerk to another thread. -WU
babies are young and under team control for at least 12 years -Billyok
i heard kenny williams' mother bought a lottery ticket and lost so kenny williams traded his mother - Billyok
ask ShirLeigh
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by thatshortkid on Aug 13, 2009 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
I just had to create a new account entirely. Cheat couldn't get them to link.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Cheat is the only one that will allow you to link -
to Cheat…
HSA’s got a stalker, HSA’s got a stalker!
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by winningugly on Aug 13, 2009 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions
i fell asleep after the 6th what did tinkerbell do?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 13, 2009 6:22 AM CDT up reply actions
First and third, 1 out in the 10th, Thome at the plate
Pods gets picked off third base by the catcher
by Scotty Ballgame on Aug 13, 2009 6:30 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I think Cox told him Thome was going to suicide squeeze him home (cough)
If I was Cox I would have thrown my helmet at him after that play.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 13, 2009 7:08 AM CDT up reply actions
thome needs to learn situational hitting.
no way this guy has any sort of a career if he can’t do that.
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Old, slow, white guys clogging the batter's box.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
When you have that approach at the plate
no wonder Pods was picked off 3rd.
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
Thome just isn't clutch.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 13, 2009 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Amazingly pathetic in slo-mo
http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=6073345
Fuck nick swisher
FTb and FLD
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 13, 2009 7:32 AM CDT up reply actions
He never touched third.
Christ, am I glad I was asleep. What a DB.
Future DH.
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by winningugly on Aug 13, 2009 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
I think I found Colon
Wrigley Field fan who soaked Victorino gets away
By Paul Sullivan
The unknown fan who tossed a beer onto Philadelphia outfielder Shane Victorino during the fifth inning of Wednesday night’s game managed to escape without getting caught.
The Cubs still hope to identify the fan and prosecute him to the fullest extent of the law, but will need the help of other Cubs fans to find him.
The incident happened when Victorino caught a sacrifice fly off Jake Fox’s bat in the fifth inning. A fan in the left-center field bleachers tossed his beer sideways onto the field, soaking Victorino. Another fan began taunting Victorino and was thought to be the beer-tosser. Security guards arrived at the scene and took the taunting fan down to the holding room underneath the bleachers.
But by the time they looked at the WGN-TV video and realized the taunting fan was not the beer tosser, the fan who actually threw the beer managed to get up and slip out of the ballpark.
The Cubs are working with the Chicago Police Department to try and find the fan, and plan to release the photograph on Thursday in hopes that someone will identify him. General manager Jim Hendry and manager Lou Piniella apologized to the Phillies and Victorino for the incident.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
not as pathetic as the fans who wanted to take on the los angeles dodgers
FCF
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 13, 2009 7:36 AM CDT up reply actions
While they were apologizing, they should have apologized for their pathetic team
"What a bunch of assholes around here. And I'm not talking in the good way. Gamethreads were once fun, I recall." ~ by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2009
Shouldn't you be burning a cross on Milton Bradley's lawn?
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2009 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
pathetic = reading a White Sox blog and caring what a random poster
says about the Cubs
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
"Health Care Debate"
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by winningugly on Aug 13, 2009 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
I fucking resent that.
"What a bunch of assholes around here. And I'm not talking in the good way. Gamethreads were once fun, I recall." ~ by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2009
yeah it's pretty irresponsible of people
to make decisions that don’t involve going to baseball games.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
No no no, I think dumping beer on an opposing player is pretty pathetic.
THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS
In 1959 game 2 of world series
Sox fans shower their own player (Al Smith) on a Charlie Neal home run.
"What a bunch of assholes around here. And I'm not talking in the good way. Gamethreads were once fun, I recall." ~ by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2009
on accident
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
prove it
"What a bunch of assholes around here. And I'm not talking in the good way. Gamethreads were once fun, I recall." ~ by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2009
these people are reaching for a homerun ball
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Looks accidental - they were reaching for the ball.
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by winningugly on Aug 13, 2009 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
pfft..... exactly what a sheep would think
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by thatshortkid on Aug 13, 2009 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Baaaaaa.
Like I said, we’d have to ask Chiburb. That’s him behind the guys standing/spilling.
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by winningugly on Aug 13, 2009 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions
hahaa
I would hate to be tha outfielder
Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto - BouJouma
Please takeyour latte circle jerk to another thread. -WU
babies are young and under team control for at least 12 years -Billyok
i heard kenny williams' mother bought a lottery ticket and lost so kenny williams traded his mother - Billyok
anyone know where you could buy a print of that photo to frame?
"You might be impressed with your analysis, but I am not. Stop wasting my time." - Chris De Luca
Probably off MLB or a Trib site.
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here
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 13, 2009 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
No wonder none of the people who ever stole my car stereos in the '80's (3 times!)
were ever caught.
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by winningugly on Aug 13, 2009 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
my buddy got his car broken into on the west side mid 90s
he had a tape player.
they stole all the rap and smashed all his tapes they didnt like- U2, Pearl Jam, stuff like that.
hilarious.
HAHAHA
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 11, 2009 11:20 PM CDT
There's a Cubs blog that's trying to out the guy
http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/chicago-sports-in-haiku/beerthrower.jpg
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2009 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah, that looks like a typical Cub fan.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 13, 2009 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
i don't think there's many ways for that picture to contain more stereotypes
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by thatshortkid on Aug 13, 2009 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
he was missing cubbie beads
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 14, 2009 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions
ROFL
with his white sunglasses? leet
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 13, 2009 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Laffin
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game last year.
by NorthSidePaulie on Aug 13, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions
so much awesomeness
sunglasses to a night game
sweat band on the forearm because?
the chin strap completes it for me
DON’T BRING SAND TO THE BEACH BRAH!!!!
Praise Him!!
dont forget that his hat is broke off
hes a 4CH
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 13, 2009 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
frustrating
This division is a joke, at least the Sox are only 2 games out.
JD, PK and JT better step it up. If they don’t make the playoffs I predict that 2 out of 3 of those vets will be gone next year. I don’t think they can afford them without some playoff cash.
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
3 games out. At this point of the season I use losses (which can't be made up).
And Kenny has said “I move people if we don’t win” (paraphrase, but very close). So you’re right about winning correlating to returning.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
It was pretty obvious who he was talking about
There’s too much talent on this roster right now for this team to be slogging around at the .500 mark. Earlier in the year, yes, but not now.
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
beckham is the only addition who has had sufficient time to make an impact
and it’s not like, by himself, he was going to add five wins or something.
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don't forget a healthy Q and a ~ league average Pods
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
the addition or re-addition of those players isn't going to make a dramatic and immediate change. particularly since pods was essentially replacing quentin for most of that time.
if they were a .500 or so team earlier in the year, maybe they’re a .535 team circa two days ago. rios and peavy will add a win or two going forward.
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or so says the chart
I’ll wait and see what happens
"What a bunch of assholes around here. And I'm not talking in the good way. Gamethreads were once fun, I recall." ~ by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2009
thanks for sharing your non-opinion.
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shouldn't you be posting links to minor league boxscores somewhere?
"What a bunch of assholes around here. And I'm not talking in the good way. Gamethreads were once fun, I recall." ~ by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2009
Yeah, because larry offers nothing else of value,
and no one reads the minor league posts anyway, right? I’ve had my dust-ups with larry, too. But it’s tough to “burn” someone when the “burner” contributes nothing other than dissent and name-calling.
(Now if he were a member of the “sheep” it’d be taken in good fun. But he’s the slash-and-“burn” type who has no interest in the “community”, as he has said. So eff him.)
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by winningugly on Aug 13, 2009 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
pay no mind. CP got sand in WU's sarcasm detector
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by thatshortkid on Aug 13, 2009 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Or in his reply button.
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
No, I don't know CB's humor yet,
so it was to him (her? See?).
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Ah. Maybe I just pay more attention because of his name, but CatBrains is cool like a cucumber.
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
what?
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
So?
We have not had much interaction. And he was not present at 5/22’s game. So sue me. You POS.
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damnit colin.
fuck your repetitive stupid little old man jokes. They stopped being funny after like, oh, maybe one of them. Does every single comment directed at WU or Chi have to contain some stupid crack about their age/mental state? Evvvvvvvvery single fucking time you get a whiff of someones age, then here come the OPOS, senile, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah cracks. You come off like some typical narrow-minded strawberry blonde headed hippie who thinks it’s all good fun cause it’s all for yucks.
by Trooper on Aug 13, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was there...
but like a good lurker I sat several rows behind you guys and chuckled at your interactions while keeping to myself… of course the most difficult part was prying myself away from my mom’s basement
Ha. Your tone gets misinterpreted once and suddenly, you've got to 'clearly' and add a smiley to everything just so people don't think you're a jagbag.
I know the feeling.
However, I really am a jagbag too.
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions
We're a pack of jagbags.
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But they bring swagger, mojo, grindyness....just like Uribe and his dominos!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 13, 2009 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Uribe hit a walk-off dinger last night.
He’s doing fine. Maybe he can replace Pods.
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by winningugly on Aug 13, 2009 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
plus we're playing ~50% of our games vs. opponents in the worst division in baseball
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
and that was the same situation earlier in the year.
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And we have been playing better against tougher teams in the East.
Go figure.
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by winningugly on Aug 13, 2009 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions
only .15 per game
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
by blackoutsox on Aug 13, 2009 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions
I am emotionally scarred from last night.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
WOUNDS THAT WON'T HEAL, SCARRED!!!!!!!!!!!
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When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions
What a fucktard.
Every inning that passed after that just made me think what a fucking retard he was. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with him? Where was he fucking go?
I don't get all this jumping on Pods nonsense
If he hadn’t come along we’d have been looking at Dewayne Wise playing every day at CF and leadoff. He’s no allstar but he came in here after sitting at home for a month and has played out of his mind ever since. He’s got his flaws but give the guy a fucking break.
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
I haven't seen anyone complaining about Q and Becks going 0-12.
Or stranding 11 base runners last night. Their bandwagon is still full.
"What a bunch of assholes around here. And I'm not talking in the good way. Gamethreads were once fun, I recall." ~ by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2009
I had/have plenty of words for them too. This is all I am able to muster right now on no sleep and after about 17 heart attacks last night.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions
I know, you have to be on base to get picked off.
"What a bunch of assholes around here. And I'm not talking in the good way. Gamethreads were once fun, I recall." ~ by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2009
I kind of draw the line
at bitching at guys being paid league minimum on a one year deal.
I have less patience for the big guys getting paid $10mm+ who are pretty useless at everything except for when they’re putting the ball over the fence, but they all seem to get a free ride around here.
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
by ChicagoPete on Aug 13, 2009 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Pete, ffs.
They’re getting paid to do that because that’s what the going rate for good baseball players is. Good baseball players hit lots of home runs.
Whereas Pods was just stupid.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
it's like complaining when a retard pisses himself.
what do you expect?
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by larry on Aug 13, 2009 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
you just made my day
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
is 2056 when you are actually going to start making money?
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 14, 2009 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions
But it's ok for old white guys who get paid league maximum
to hit 6 bounce swinging bunts to 3rd and get thrown out by 6 steps at 1B when there’s a man on 3rd with 2 outs? Or for a catcher to throw out 1 in 50 baserunners and swing at anything that comes to the plate?
There’s plenty of flawed players on this team. Picking out Pods to be the whipping boy is petty bullshit.
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
by ChicagoPete on Aug 13, 2009 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Pods was the goat last night...plain and simple and he'd tell you as much.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 13, 2009 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions
whatever
I’m no fan of Pods, but people get carried away with this nonsense.
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
by ChicagoPete on Aug 13, 2009 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions
The value that Pods provided in the beginning is very rapidly being undone by his ongoing costly stupidity. Which is not really unexpected, but very painful to watch.
There are plenty of people to blame when a team can’t score over 14 innings; our offense was disgusting the entire series.
But how many games in the past month, have we been able to point to something stupid Pods did, as either a turning point or a defining moment in the loss?
When you are desperate for a run in the 10th inning of a 0-0 ballgame, you do NOT get picked off 3rd. You just don’t. LOOK. ALIVE.
I was never on a bandwagon for Pods, I don’t even think one existed; most of us have just been waiting for the rickety wheels to fall completely off.
I appreciate what he’s done this season and in 2005, but the thrill is gone, baby.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions
if it makes you feel any better, pete, i'm still miffed at the savior's GIDP with nix at third and one out
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by thatshortkid on Aug 13, 2009 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Aw, you are going to rag on AJ?
He’s been one of the most consistently valuable member of our team, and (this year) one of our most consistent performers. When someone effs up, he should be called out for it. That was a mental error and those are inexcusable.
Especially at that point in the game. You are better than that, CP.
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by winningugly on Aug 13, 2009 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions
You hit the nail on the head
mental errors versus physical errors . . . I do not get that upset at physical errors (Alexei’s easy botched play) or players going 0 fer 6 . . . but mental errors are not really excusable . . . much less in an extra inning tied game late in the season during a pennant race. Those get called out in my opinion . . . maybe some go overboard, but that was a really poor play, its not even like it was close either . . . just asleep at the wheel.
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
Mental errors are bad, which means unleash the hounds right?
Then when are you going to call out that fat douchebag of a 3B coach?
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
by ChicagoPete on Aug 13, 2009 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions
How many times does he have to be called out on this site?
And I’ve railed against his hiring from jump street. Who is this comment aimed at? Do your homework. Cox should NOT be a 3B coach. He is Ozzie’s guy, for whatever reason. It is not helping the team.
And Christ yes mental errors ought to unleash the hounds. Each game, each situation, ratchets up im importance the later in the season it gets.
Can’t believe you are arguing this. You are normally cogent and accurate in your facts. Are you banging Mrs. Pods and feeling guilty, or what?
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by winningugly on Aug 13, 2009 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
I try to be cogent, and what annoys me
is all I read after a game in which the Sox had 16 baserunners in 14 innings is endless “Kill Pods” nonsense. Plenty of blame to go around on this one, at least he got to 3B and put us in a position to score ONE RUN.
Besides, I strongly suspect it was that fool Cocks who told him to take a big ass lead.
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
by ChicagoPete on Aug 13, 2009 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
This cannot be the hill on which you plan on dying, right?
This is dasox13-like. “At least he got to 3rd”? “It was Cox’ fault”? Weak sauce. Again, it was a mental error late, late, late in the game. Inexcusable.
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by winningugly on Aug 13, 2009 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Weak sauce? Then what's your excuse for your
repetitive stupid little ethnic jokes. They stopped being funny after like, oh, maybe one of them. Does every single comment directed at Tdogg or OM have to contain some stupid crack about their ethnicity/race? Evvvvvvvvery single fucking time you get a whiff of someones background, then here come the wop, Jew, Indian, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah cracks. You come off like some typical narrow-minded Hoosier racist who thinks it’s all good fun cause it’s all for yucks.
You want me to rant, I’m ready – I’ve been up since 3:30.
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
by ChicagoPete on Aug 13, 2009 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Hey, Pete... there's a difference between an argument about a play during the game and making it personal.
I know you know the difference.
Chillax!
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— Leo Durocher
he gets on my last nerve
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
by ChicagoPete on Aug 13, 2009 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Wow - relax buddy - it's not that important to get uptight about!
Have a push-pop and a beer, it will make you feel better.
Hugs
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 13, 2009 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Or a push-pop flavored beer
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2009 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
(insert Indian joke here)
but for reals, do they make push pop flavored beer? That would be sweet, uh, no pun intended.
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by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
I tried once
It failed horribly.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2009 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions
awesome
I commend your efforts
I have come up with the Guiness float and skittlebrau. Both are delicious.
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by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
Such a drink does not exist
I think you may have imagined it in a dream
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Aug 13, 2009 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Which one?
I’d gladly make you either if you’re in the bay area at some point.
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by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
Skittlebrau
and the appropriate response is, “in that case give me a six-pack of duff and a pack of skittles”
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Aug 13, 2009 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions
crap, not up on my simpsons
and you set it on a tee and everything.
Sorry to disappoint.
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by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
I want a keg of Skittlebrau, stat!
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by winningugly on Aug 13, 2009 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmm...I've never thought about making a keg of it
I’ll see what I can do for your next bay area visit
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by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
I'm very irritable today
as is just about everyone else. Doesn’t take a lot to provoke me right now, I’ll be signing out.
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
by ChicagoPete on Aug 13, 2009 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, as per usual, Pete,
always a pleasure to discuss baseball with you.
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by winningugly on Aug 13, 2009 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Take it easy, Champ. Why don’t you sit this next one out, stop talking for a while.
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
So now everyone gets a say.
I thought this was between Indy Pete and me.
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by winningugly on Aug 13, 2009 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
I can't tell if you knew this, but jc was replying to Pete. You should know/expect that everyone will throw in their two cents anyway. I'm still in shock by his comment, or else I might have words too.
Now I know that I am probably often on CP’s second-to-last nerve.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions
I apologize to jc2313.
Thought it was directed at me.
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by winningugly on Aug 13, 2009 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions
IT'S NOT ALWAYS ABOUT YOU OPOS!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
it wasn't and no worries
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
Welcome to the party! Whhheeeeeeee!
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by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Since you set it up on a tee
Boy, that escalated quickly… I mean, that really got out of hand fast . . . Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
Hey asshole
Not everybody from Indiana is this backwards piece of shit that you seem to have envisioned in your tiny little simple brain. Get a fucking clue dipshit and get the sand out of your vag.
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Are you serious?
I see no “clearly”, so maybe not. I think you are a little over-the-top, my hazy friend. I went to Purdue, after all.
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It was to Pete, WU
I just tire of hearing the same old same old “racist Indiana hillbilly” bullshit all the time.
And it’s not my fault you’re a Boilermaker!
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EAT ME!!!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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if we replace "racist" with "nazi" would that suffice?
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 13, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
he replies to CP (wide format is great for these long ones)
but also, pete lives in indiana, which I assume is why he used that example.
Well, since Indy Pete is Indy Pete, would that not mean
not everyone is a piece of backwards poop in Indy since I doubt Pete sees himself as such?
You backward POS.
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Like the prostate exams.
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I get the impression that he's not from here originally
And he’s treating as some sort of prison that he’s trapped in. You guys are probably right, I am blowing it out of proportion, but it does get old fast.
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HEY, ENOUGHT WITH THE "OLD" REFERENCES!
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I enjoy 'gets old fast' reply to 'gets old fast' comment.
three cheers for off day after a shitty loss!
Heh.
This has been fun. where do I line up for the Jonestown Kool-aid?
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From the Jonestown Wiki
The Peoples Temple was formed in Indianapolis, Indiana, during the mid-1950s.2 It purported to practice what it called “apostolic socialism.”34 In doing so, the Temple preached to established members that “those who remained drugged with the opiate of religion had to be brought to enlightenment — socialism.”
Damn, I guess nothing good EVER comes out of Indiana, sorry Bird, Larry…
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Which reminds me....that ball he hit down the RF line was FAIR. Obviously, I didn't get a replay, but hot shit, that looked fair from my very nice view behind home plate.
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by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
I kind of draw the line at bitching at guys making $80K.
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Mental errors were not
acceptable at no salary levels of baseball, i.e. high school, much less any level of professional baseball . . . that is the only problem I have. I will not bitch at crappy fielding or hitting by said player, but a play like that is different.
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
its never ok to get picked off at third
especially in a pitchers duel like that. no way is that on Cox either. Sending Nix, yeah, thats on Cox. But Pods is wholly to blame for getting picked off.
Hes been caught stealing 9 times. He only has 18 steals. This is not an elite runner on the basepaths. He hasnt been good there since pre-all-star break 2005. And thats on yahoo where for some reason they dont count getting picked off as a cs. So throw in 4 more. 18 sb, caught dicking around on the basepaths 13 times. Terrible.
His defense is bad. He cant read the ball off the bat and therefore doesnt take good routes to get there. Fly balls routinely fall a few steps in front of him while he is frozen trying to figure out what to do as the ball comes off the bat.
He was good in June, only 2 more strikeouts than walks and +7 sb-cs. And yahoo doesnt count being picked off as a CS which would add 4 more. Only BJ Upton is worse with 5. Since June, hes walked 11 times while striking out 25. Again, not good.
There were other factors in that game for sure, having beckham go up there to bunt, using Linebrink in a tied game, sending Nix vs a shallow Ichiro, but win probability was never higher than when that jack ass was standing on third with the meat of the order up and only one out.
Johnsons snap throw to nail Pods swung the win probability +26.2% for the M’s.
FSP
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
So feel free to complain.
It was a pitcher’s duel. it happens. Each mistake re :a scoring opportunity wasted is magnified.
Make your point directly.
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by winningugly on Aug 13, 2009 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i did at the point where they were 0-10 with 5K's
but you’re right about everything so I’ll go fuck myself
Praise Him!!
He hasn't played out of his mind, he's had one good month
The appreciation for someone with an empty average, no power, and no defense is pretty appropriate. It’s the day after a disappointing loss, it’s not people here are averse to giving Pods credit.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2009 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions
But he is the "ignitor!"
Nice work with Nix by the way – you must have really worked him over….he was running in quicksand all the way home, alla Konerko. Looked like something was swollen. ;)
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 13, 2009 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't know why he was sent home. It was a shallow ball and Ichiro. buncha bullshit.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Well, the way we have been hitting with RISP lately
I could see taking the risk…during a 0-0 ballgame.
I thought Nix had a little more speed than that though…
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 13, 2009 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions
I am surprised people are surprised
regarding Nix’s speed . . . I am not sure anyone scores from that distance with that throw . . . which was absolutely perfect.
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
I saw the replay this morning and he looked pretty slow. (just my opinion)
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 13, 2009 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Nobody does. NOBODY. Not Nix, not Carlos Gomez, NOBODY.
The throw was perfect and that is what you just expect since it is Ichiro and NEWSFLASH, FFS, COX!!!, Ichiro is good!
The game before, he was deeper in right and threw a strike to the SS to make sure there was nobody running to 3rd.
Same guy, the next night, and we think it’s ok to run on him on an extremely shallow ball.
Ichiro wouldn’t have run on Ichiro there.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Ha, Ichiro would not have run on Ichiro . . .
probably true there . . . though tie goes to the runner!
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
That play was just retarded
What the hell were they thinking. Someone should know that you dont take home when Ichiro catches the ball that close to the infield. He didn’t even get as much on that throw as he is capable of – his arm can make that throw without a bounce 50% of the time.
It reminds me of one of those plays from last year where Cox sent Thome and the ball got to homeplate before he was within 10 feet of the plate.
Why doesn’t anyone lay the catcher out before the playoffs or extra? That throw was close enought that he could have initiated collision right when the ball got in.
the catcher wasn't blocking the plate, was he?
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
we havent had a good 3b coach since who knows when
Razor Shines sucked.
Joey Cora really fucking sucked.
Cant remember who was before him.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Terry Bevington.
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by winningugly on Aug 13, 2009 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Razor? Did he ever have anyone on 3rd to send home?
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
I understand your reasoning and if we were hitting with RISP I would totally agree
But, last night even with Ichiro on a short fly in that situation – you gotta send him.
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 13, 2009 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Definitely.
0-0 game, you have to take the chance. He was out by the smallest of margins. I’d send him again.
If by small you mean large, then yes.
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
Its not just about where he was tagged, it wasnt that close.
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
I think it was the right move.
Regardless of how close you deem it. Took a world class throw to beat him, tip your cap. I’d send him again in that situation, especially considering our recent inability to hit w/RISP or at all.
ichiro always makes world class throws.
that was a terrible send.
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to elaborate.
i’m all for testing outfielders. i frankly think teams, including the white sox, don’t do enough of it because most guys do not have accurate and strong arms. however, ichiro is an exception. a plus, plus outfielder with who does have an accurate and strong arm? when hawk said “that will get the job done” my reaction, which i said out loud, was “you’re a fucking idiot. that’s ichiro in right.” and then nix goes. and i slap my head. and then he’s thrown out. as just about everyone in the world except apparently jeff cox knew would happen.
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I didn't have a problem with that play
especially since seattle appears to have a catcher who can’t catch
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by blackoutsox on Aug 13, 2009 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I can almost guarantee that Cox did not have that sort of insight on their back-up catcher.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions
well obviously
but I would have done that too in a such a close game, regardless of who’s playing
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by blackoutsox on Aug 13, 2009 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Agree with the other posts regarding
Ichiro . . . it wasn’t like that was a miracle throw, that was the expected throw.
And for the record, Thome was up next . . . the guy with a 1.126 OPS with RISP. That matters too, it is about situation. Twas not an intelligent send.
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
ahhhhhhh! fuck it
horse is now glue.
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 13, 2009 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Allow me to beat this dead horse. I disagree that you send no matter what in this situation. Why just throw out all reason (ie; considering who is fielding and throwing that ball to home, and from where)?
When you’re struggling like that, and you take a chance on a well-established arm and player in shallow outfield, can’t the argument be made that you are giving up much-needed outs?
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions
An argument can be made either way
I totally understand what you are saying and Ichiro has a cannon. How many runs did we score this series, hell the last 6 games? Not many.
Was it a long shot to score – hell yeah. We could have hoped for a bad hop on the throw (I know, he didn’t bounce it) or a bobble by the backup catcher, etc. A lot of things can go wrong from the M’s point of view on that would allow Nix to score. With the way we have been playing, I take the chance.
What happens if he doesn’t send him and Thome comes up and grounds out to second?
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 13, 2009 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Risk v. reward.
Ichiro makes that throw in his sleep. No way you send him.
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hell yeah it's a long shot but a lot of things can go wrong?
does not compute. unless you’re including things that have only the remotest possibility of occurring, such as ChicagoPete jumping from the stands, knocking ichiro to the ground and butt-fucking him. even then, i say it’s 60/40 ichiro still gets nix.
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by larry on Aug 13, 2009 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Chicago Pete likes Asian men?
Anyways, Ichiro is too “shifty” for CP, and with his pants around his ankles that would only make matters worse.
I’m not going to argue my opinion anymore. I kindly disagree with everyone else’s conclusion and am going to leave it at that – no need to beat it to death anymore.
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 13, 2009 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
there's really no resolving
whether or not CP digs Asian dudes without CP’s input. agree to disagree.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
nope brown people don't count as asians
RandomFriend: (jokingly) I hate asians
Me: Thanks, jackass
RandomFriend: Yah, you’re not a real asian though
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2009 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
there you go again.
overestimating the likelihood of things. i chose pete because he’s probably one of the least likely on this site to be in seattle and anally raping japs. if i had used WU, that would have been another story.
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Well, let me reconsider my thoughts as I wasn't privy to that insider information.
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 13, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Larry, "japs" isn't the preferred nomenclature
Japanese-American, please.
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Jewish-American Princesses to some of us.
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KMA.
FT.
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leave Nix alone!
you have to be on base to get thrown out at home
by Scotty Ballgame on Aug 13, 2009 10:34 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
interesting, never seen a sentence covered by a picture before
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by blackoutsox on Aug 13, 2009 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
What do you mean? It just runs off the right of my page...which I found odd.
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by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Hold me.
/sobbing
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by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions
you need to leave that terrible place
i got goosebumps of embarrassment for you when the crowd started doing that dance. thankfully, my cable had the good sense to cut in right there with an emergency broadcast system test
¡signature!
The crowd dancing
was the reason for the Emergency Broadcast…it wasn’t a test!
by Scotty Ballgame on Aug 13, 2009 10:39 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
But you are in my will!
(Some solace, yes?)
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by winningugly on Aug 13, 2009 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes, that was a nice text to receive. :) Did it arrive as mint as I sent it?
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by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Sure did.
My daughter liked it. Good, since it’s going to be hers anyway. I’m going to frame it.
Again, many thanks. I owe you.
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by winningugly on Aug 13, 2009 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
I told you to keep it away from her!! :P
Nothing owed. I got Chelexei last year. You’re welcome.
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by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
did you send that OPOS the musket he used in te war of 1812?
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Heck no, that's on display in my apt. And besides, Chi suddenly chimed in with, "isn't that a long rifle?" I dunno. I asked for some opinions and got nothing more than "that's fucked up."
So now my whole perspective is changed. Do I even have a musket?
:)
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by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah you dont have a musket
i believe i said that at some point, too. Its definitely a rifle. I was just sticking to the vernacular.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
You think I listen to you?
:)
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Non.
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Lost my debit card yesterday. Had enough money to buy two beers. I was sober as a nun and trying hard not to punch someone.
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by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Outcome and lackofscoring frustrations aside, it was a helluva game. Lots of amazing plays and great moments. I guess I'll get on that fanpost now and tell a happy tale or two.
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by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Nuns are not sober.
Nor chaste.
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nor, contrary to popular belief, do they fly
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 13, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you saying that Trooper is a Jerk?
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Well...not really, though you bring up an excellent point.
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by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
And you have a special purpose!
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by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
ruh roh......
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1078271006948
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by thatshortkid on Aug 13, 2009 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Never seen that. Very nice.
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by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
But they are blue sometimes.
From the chastity conflict, probably.
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Rios...
Anybody see this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt9hRCthV8E
Rios had struck out 5 times that day. If it’s already been posted sorry for the redundancy…
I just meant the implied snubbage that lead to whipping out the camera and hassling the guy
I don’t think he did anything wrong either
¡signature!
Thats questionable
Dude turned down a little kids autograph cause he was pissed off at himself. I understand him being upset but still thats not okay
I'll cut him some slack considering he was just leaving a charity event
(granted it could have been a mandatory event)
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Scottie Pippen yelled at me when I asked for his autograph
Maybe I have a higher threshold for crap, but it wasn’t a big deal.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2009 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
probably because you wanted him to sign your ass.
I’d have yelled at you too.
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 13, 2009 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions
But I showered :(
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2009 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't mess with Scottie
He keeps a pistol under the front seat.
I understand he was at some sort of event yesterday promoting “Chicago 2016.”
That should push it over the edge for Daley.
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Videos like this are fucking retarded
no one signs all the time…no one, kid or not. It’s a non-issue and rios shoud’ve beat that canuck’s ass in
Seriously. I just spent two days at batting practice, watching everyone walk by the adoring kids like they weren't even there. Deal with it.
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by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions
HOW MANY TIMES......
has that fucker ran us out of an inning?
what a shitty game
The fucking hard hit ball from Beckham that king kicked that went right to the 2B for the dp, and then pods just completely losing his mind getting picked off 3rd with 1 out in a tie ballgame — inexcusable.
Put his ass on the bench. With rios here there is no reason for him to be a starter.
What I want to know
is what is the statistical analysis of base runners left in scoring position. It seems to me that the 2009 White Sox leave a shit load of runners on base in scoring position. Is there a comparison of teams that make the playoffs versus those that don’t with the seasonal average number of runners left on base in scoring position. All you statistic Geeks can you answer that for us?
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
you have to take into account that
the guys with the highest OBP on the team are the ones who are usually in scoring position. And they aren’t the swiftest people on the planet.
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
by ChicagoPete on Aug 13, 2009 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
The stats say they have been better than league average
with RISP . . . .271/.354/.430 . . . OPS 105+, good for 10th in MLB
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or you could look it up...
must have been 3rd best in AL?
HAHAHA
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 11, 2009 11:20 PM CDT
They were 3rd in BA . . . now 4th.
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
what about since the AS Break?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 13, 2009 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Not sure, could not find that easily
just know that BA was OPSing 1.000 in the 2nd half and we let him go . . .poor roster management!
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
except last night they said the sox were hitting .278 with RISP
3 best in the league
HAHAHA
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 11, 2009 11:20 PM CDT
It was 0-2, DB,
with 2 BB.
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by winningugly on Aug 13, 2009 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions
you mean 2-5 w/ 1 BB?
the only RHB on the team to get on base more than once. and it was my prediction that he’d 0fer.
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It's not always about you. Your prediction was amended thusly:
2 walks. one wu complaint about his reluctance to swing.
by Trooper. I extrapolated that to mean 0-2, 2 BB’s.
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by winningugly on Aug 13, 2009 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
i'm not sure when that happened
or why i care. the point of the comment: Nix had an impressive line despite facing a lot of hard throwing righties that carved everyone else up. I have previously commented that he’s had a tough time with righties.
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Yes, he did.
I did not see the game. How was he in the field?
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by winningugly on Aug 13, 2009 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Just fine. He had two good games at 2B this series, and even saved a DP on a bad throw from Becks on Monday.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Yesterday's loss has seemed to make everyone a bit testy
unless I missed some underlying tension in an earlier thread
or
there’s some serious wooshing going on over my head right now
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Everyone's acting like bitches and they need to "hug" that shit out.
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 13, 2009 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
No, after last night's loss it's the proper time for the Airing of Grievances
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
I can't wait for the Feats of Strength!
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 13, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
It was a west coast game
that went 14, and we stayed to watch us get an L and get shutout.
We’re tired, and crabby, and testy
now if pods might have scored on a sac fly in the top of the 10th, we wouldnt have anyone to focus all of our anger on and might have been able to overlook the fact that we just couldnt solve felix..
but he didnt…
"And this ballgame is OVA!!!!"
very true Moshin
being on the west coast and not currently in school, i forget the lack of sleep factor
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Most of us are adults...man up. There's no crying is baseball, Gd*mmit.
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 13, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
we needed BA last night.
he’d hit a homer or two in that place. i hope to god ozzie was/is kidding about letting nix lead off. we gotta go on a good run here, we can do this…
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
hopefully it was just a cruel joke
I wish I could laugh right now
Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto - BouJouma
Please takeyour latte circle jerk to another thread. -WU
babies are young and under team control for at least 12 years -Billyok
i heard kenny williams' mother bought a lottery ticket and lost so kenny williams traded his mother - Billyok
gentlemen... relax!
we’ll get swept in oakland and then come home and win 7 in a row. haven’t you watched this team the last 2 years?
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 13, 2009 11:21 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
why does that actually make me feel slightly better...
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
Because it will happen, and during that win streak we'll all convince ourselves TDogg style the Sox can take the Yankees in the ALDS
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2009 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
KenWo = Kreskin.
Speaking of KenWo, I saw this article in the NYT this past Sunday and thought of KenWo. Dr. Andrews recommends Little Leaguers pitch a little less:
Initially, Fleisig’s research focused on repair and recovery. Then in the mid-1990s, as the number of young arm-injury patients began climbing, he saw Andrews grow increasingly, even visibly, agitated. "It’s the best pitchers who are being abused," Andrews complained to him. "They’re the ones pitching all the innings."He told Fleisig, "It’s time to do something about preventing injuries."
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by winningugly on Aug 13, 2009 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Can they just DFA Pods already? WTF.
Wise would have had that (as in not been picked off)
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
Though I will say this, Pods is better at baserunning than Rob Johnson is at catching
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/8/12/987604/rob-johnson-professional-catcher
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145 comments about his catching "prowess".
They are more neurotic than us.
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by winningugly on Aug 13, 2009 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know, we have 183 comments on Pods and counting
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
by blackoutsox on Aug 13, 2009 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah, many are about Cox, Ichiro,
and Indy Pete castigating me.
Also, Becks and Nix make an appearance. And push-up beer.
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by winningugly on Aug 13, 2009 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions
mmmm...push up beer
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
never mind
they’re burning the catcher for the nix play too
At least Rob was able to catch an Ichiro throw for once. Improvement!
by Wilder. on Aug 12, 2009 11:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah when he reached to pick up his mask after the tag I was sure that he was picking up the ball I assumed he had just dropped.
by Snuffleupagus on Aug 12, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was scared the ump would say safe because there was no block and it looked close.
by w00tah on Aug 12, 2009 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, he would have lost all the good will he’s gained if he had dropped that. It’s taken me months to get over that first drop.
by Manzanillos Cup on Aug 13, 2009 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Almost for not due to poor positioning.
by SethGrandpa on Aug 13, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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-larry
by blackoutsox on Aug 13, 2009 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Rob Johnson gave away that game last night
the Sox were to stupid/polite to take it.
He gave them what, 7(?) extra bases
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this is the kind of stuff cowley is always saying that is really annoying.
from last night’s game
Please … Shoot me.
what’s the matter, joe? don’t like your job? it shows. you stink.
it is what it is......
I believe someone should take him at his word.
When’s Minny in town next?
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by winningugly on Aug 13, 2009 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Too bad we don't know anyone in seattle with a gun
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Aug 13, 2009 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions 8 recs
Hey, I like this new guy!
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
Probably one in the Cobain estate somewhere.
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by winningugly on Aug 13, 2009 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I dunno, I remember something about a musket
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2009 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd.
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by winningugly on Aug 13, 2009 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
He's trying to make up for all the Indian jokes that were clearly not in good fun.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Like an umpire, yes.
I hate having Pete all honk(eyed) off at me.
And I didn’t pick up on the Kark gun/musket thing. Slow today.
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by winningugly on Aug 13, 2009 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Naturally. But there is probably more going on with CP than we are able to know. All of our fuses are shorter on different days, be it the Sox or our personal lives or a combo of the two.
It was pretty harsh and uncalled for, but as someone who also enjoys and makes race-related jokes, you gotta know that not everyone reading them is laughing with you.
Ah well. Can’t please everyone, or even half of ’em.
Fuck it, dude.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions
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by larry on Aug 13, 2009 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fail on this failure of a PC.
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by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Got it after a refresh. Bwahaha!
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by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions
WU's just mad he still smells like Ragu after 12 sticks of Right Guard.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2009 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, Indy Pete is gonna get honked off at this ethnic cleansing,
ah, humor.
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Shouldn't Kark get the rec? I at least assume he was making a musket funny.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Green.
But I would not assume it.
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by winningugly on Aug 13, 2009 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions
That's my "I need a press release".
Works for me.
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by winningugly on Aug 13, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Nice technique!
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by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Then you are The Man.
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Help please, I'm trying to find the Sox payroll document, but it's not showing up in the search results
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here you go, on the left under "Sox Links"
http://www.southsidesox.com/special/White-Sox-Payroll-Info
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-larry
by blackoutsox on Aug 13, 2009 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions
My only complaint is that they kept me up until 1 am
and they didn’t have the courtesy to win the damn game.
Do you know how much diet Mountain Dew I have to drink today?
"There are a lot of left handers (pitchers) making a good living. If they were right handers, they'd be at home selling shoes or cars." - Steve Stone
lets look on the bright side...
linebri…eh…fuck it.
dancing on the sand.
by thecip on Aug 13, 2009 12:42 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Well put.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions
And rec'd.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm pretty sure it's a jim henson fever dream made with leftover felt
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 13, 2009 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
and the fever dream made of felt was the world.
and a trystero horn.
aka rec’d.
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I like what you've done with your hair.
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by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm gonna go wander in traffic
the worst part of the whole dickpunch is that there’s no game today to make it all go away
¡signature!
Waste of time
I haven’t started drinking yet.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 13, 2009 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions
WHATTA play! Holy shit!
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by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions
true. nobody hits frozen ropes to opposition gloves quite like ol' beardy
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by thatshortkid on Aug 13, 2009 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions
shit luck, but he's been pretty decent.
i was ready for General Soreness without the ability to occasionally hit a double.
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http://www.twinkietown.com/2009/8/13/987700/game-114-kansas-city-royals
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FJM. 5-4
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by thatshortkid on Aug 13, 2009 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
FRR too. 1-0 tiggers
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by thatshortkid on Aug 13, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Make'em make a good play
No problem with making Ichiro make an accurate throw and making the catcher put the tag on. Winning baseball is about challenging the other team to make a good play to get you. If they make all the good plays they win if they don’t you do.
Anyone prefer station-to-station baseball?
Pods picked off 3rd – obviously wanted to be ready to score on anything hit, but there’s no excuse for getting picked off 3rd (unless some kind of squeeze play gone bad).
Pena – that man needs to be at the very back of the bullpen only coming in when we’re up by 6 or down by 5.
by Dick Allen's batting helmet on Aug 13, 2009 1:45 PM CDT reply actions
Winning baseball would also be about understanding
situations . . . for example, understanding the situation where you have the best arm in baseball in RF and sending anyone on a short flyball with your #4 hitter (and one that has a 1.126 OPS with RISP) is not a good idea. And when it fails, it is not surprising, a good decision or winning baseball.
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
Brandon Allen could've pitched better
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-larry
I'm detecting a lot of friction on here atm
everyone makes mistakes, I once burned a factory down by accident
by hoodlight on Aug 13, 2009 1:46 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
sounds fun
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
i like your mortgage fraud story better.
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yeah, it's nearly as good as you being some sort of hot shot lawyer
when you spend all day every day posting on here
Not true. larry is a lawyer on Fridays.
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by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
he has a briefcase, 20 of us saw it.
he has to be a lawyer.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
no solicitor I know
would dare to spend his work time endlessly posting on a blog, they have far too much work too do
this is America, honey.
they wouldn’t work such long hours if they didn’t spend 10-3 dicking around on the internet.
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don't believe it
I have no time to come on here during work time, plus I have a bit of respect for the people who pay my wages
if it was just me and other hippie shit students
i would have left the internet a while back. the folks at work provide the best content by far.
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He is a lawyer.
He is not a hot shot lawyer.
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His clients are pimps and hos, meetings are after hours
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions
you know, some of us don't type at 3 words/minute.
this post is probably the average length of my posts and took me approximately 8 seconds. do the math.
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oh my god! four eyes? i'm crushed.
especially coming from a convicted felon. seriously, worry more about yourself than what i’m doing. it’s pretty obvious i’m not the one who requires oversight, especially from someone like you.
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and i bet you sucked all the dick you could get your hands on when you were in prison.
see? i can make shit up, too, and waste everyone’s time!
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by larry on Aug 13, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
pretend they're balls?
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by colintj on Aug 13, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I just like a good argument
and all the other wankers who come on here are scared shitless of you for some reason
how many pints have you had tonight, hoodie?
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 13, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions
probably some other cunt
whose posting on here all day long when he should be getting some work done, no wonder the far east is starting to dominate global capitalism
Yep. Just like me.
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by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
if you want a good argument, why don't you argue about something useful instead of this garbage?
and i rather doubt anyone is scared shitless of me.
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yeah, but if I argue with you about baseball
I’ve got no chance, I’d rather have a more even contest
so you're scared shitless of me, huh.
don’t project onto others.
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what?
what the fuck are you on about? you can’t realise that someone is the piss out of you because you spend all day posting on a baseball blog
It’s a joke you fucking conceited cretin
i know it a joke. i'm not fucking retarded. i assumed you weren't either.
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I kind of liked the pit bull through the window whatnot story myself
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
why is everyone so fucking cranky the last couple of days?! Have a friggin push-pop, wankers!
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 13, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
sold!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 13, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I would be willing to bet that if anything, larry sacrifices sleep between work and baseball. Or maybe he's like my English mate, Martin, who can only sleep 3 hours a night because his mind is so active.
Who knows. Who cares.
I have no idea why you brought this up or what you are trying to accomplish in doing so. Have we not fought about enough bullshit for one day?
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by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions
the crankyness bug has made its way across the big pond...moon or some shit is out of whack.
I’m not going outside tonight…crazyies will be lurking…I’ll stay in and watch The Office instead.
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 13, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Puke n rally! There are pints to be drunk!
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by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Also, fuck you. I deliberately resisted using "British."
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by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Justin Verlander's arm is going to fall off.
Regularly 110+ pitches. Currently at 116 in the 8th.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
Kiiiiinda what I was thinkin......
unclutch apple jack asshole.
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by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll trade you my bike, my Wade Boggs cards, my sister and my virginity
for your apple sauce
stupid kids
¡signature!
Good moods are clearly not allowed here.
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by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I shoved them into my mouth in the 10th, and stuff happened
then I puked them all over myself and Pods got picked off
¡signature!
What was Pods thinking about? ---I'm thinking he was dreaming about HSA's "Q! Poster"
“You don’t expect that to happen at the big league level,” said White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen. “You expect everyone to know what they’re doing. I guess he was thinking about something else.”
http://content.usatoday.com/sportsdata/baseball/mlb/game/WhiteSox_Mariners/2009/08/12
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 13, 2009 3:23 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
That link takes me to the box score...
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by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Nevermind....just have to click on the tab.
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by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Pods was thinking about his upcoming reduced playing time
"There are a lot of left handers (pitchers) making a good living. If they were right handers, they'd be at home selling shoes or cars." - Steve Stone
He's a new Dad.
You can relate. Te was late for the evening feeding. Kid’s all screwed up.
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How many nannies you suppose that kid has?
You and I can relate to the “no sleep” factor. For me, it was 3 months.
I’ll bet Pods is sleeping as well as that new kid…with his sleep being interrupted by nightmares of getting picked off 3rd.
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sorry - USA Today is a communist newspaper written by unemployed Brits.
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 13, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I love you guys.
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I bet this is the first time we make Lookout Landing sane.
And it’s Norman Dale, DB.
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You mean like Rick Pitino's life?
"There are a lot of left handers (pitchers) making a good living. If they were right handers, they'd be at home selling shoes or cars." - Steve Stone
Hey...this was suppose to go under "weird and awkward"
"There are a lot of left handers (pitchers) making a good living. If they were right handers, they'd be at home selling shoes or cars." - Steve Stone
Yes, we do.
MM gave up the image last summer, IIRC. He and HSA know best.
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Man's gotta have his principles.
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It was my friend's bachelorette cake, but a conversation between MM and me (and others), yes.
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Big black cock, pearly white cum cake.
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I may be quoting Clerks there, but I am not making that up.
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions
You find that erotic?
Sick. Think of the diabetics.
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
Saw the quotes.
Didn’t recognize the quote.
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
Its from a halloween episode where Homer is transported out of the show and into the real world.
At first he’s terrified, but then he comes across an Erotic Cakes bakery and his fears are forgotten. I always wondered why that one quote stuck with me. Clearly it was to prepare me for a fucked-cake later down the road.
THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS
great
simpsons suck dude. show was good about 15 years ago.
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 14, 2009 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions
One of the tastiest cakes I've ever had. No. Joke.
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2009 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Aug 13, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
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