Gordon Beckham v. Too $hort, Pt. 1
Quick trip from SF to Oakland. Cold Sierra. Twenty-two ounce Corona. Two-run first. Twenty-two ounce Corona. Four- run second. Twenty-two ounce Corona. Brat with peppers, onions, and mustard. Outfielders forget how to catch, A's score five. Twenty-two ounce Corona. A's take lead, prophesy fulfilled. Much cursing. Smithwick's. Thorndog and Dotel filthy. Che! Bobby makes it interesting. A White Sox winner. Pick up rhythm in ten hours for some BHB. The end.
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Hee.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 15, 2009 7:10 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
You forgot to include whatever you were smoking when you posted this!
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 15, 2009 9:44 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i met this girl her name was joan... she loved the way i rock on the microphone
when i met joan, i took her home, she was like a dog all on my bone.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 15, 2009 10:14 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm from the O-A-K-L-A-N-D
I’ll slap you in the face with reality,
these punk ass ho’s out here are sick,
have you walking ’round with a dripping d*ck
by The Scoper on Aug 16, 2009 7:43 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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