The Picture Tube Is Clogged
by The Cheat on Aug 15, 2009 2:30 PM CDT
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It's not a race
but I win
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Double dutch! WTF
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Nicely done.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2009 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions
ooh. the unrated version
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2009 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
whack a mole
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
in the past week Alexei is hitting .348 and he's in the 9 spot
he makes more sense leading off to me
laynce. that's the proper spelling. just like jayson. the 'y' is silent.
Cashing checks and having sex.
ozzie is determined not to use the same lineup twice with this added flexibility.
Cashing checks and having sex.
Atta boy Nix.
Getting those outs out of the way.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2009 3:10 PM CDT reply actions
Wasn't the Philly trade Floyd and Gio for Freddy?
Weird. Apropos of nothing, but weird.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Fuck Fox
So ridiculous we can’t watch our own team play, bullshit.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 15, 2009 3:14 PM CDT reply actions
but we can see the highlights while watching regional action of some other team!
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
No
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
If he drank anywhere near as much as I did last night, I can't blame him.
It’s a miracle I haven’t pancaked yet.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
i was stuck drinking keystone last night
well that was a good decision
that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma
double play
Pitcher’s best friend
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
and it scored 7 runs yesterday
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
Bad defense kind of had something to do with that.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I must say, this no TV thing is aiding my productivity immensely!
Instead of sitting in the recliner watching the game, I’m being productive by… playing Grand Theft Auto and checking SSS.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I was listening to Rooney and Farmio. Had earbuds on in a bar.
White Sox nerd.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I've got it recorded on a keychain.
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions
sigh
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Wide of the goal post.
No field goal.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
that red dot is pretty deep
but not deep enough…damn
that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma
Some ass cock at my bar plays something called "The Booty Song" on the juke.
Horrific.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
DJ is just as loopy as I remember.
It’s been a while. I listened to Farmer and Stone Pony all last year just to avoid DJ. And now he’s forced upon me. Damn them!
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
he actually is not bad on ESPN, but i recall him being just brutal with Farmio a few years back.
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
Ehh. I thought Singleton had potential, but Farmio stunted his growth.
That said, Hawk clearly stunted DJ’s. Who knows, either one of those two could’ve been good broadcasters if they weren’t paired with our weird-ass PBP men.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
i just use mexican or canadian ones
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2009 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2009 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah ive been to that site before but never firgured out how
to do this stuff on chrome, i have no idea why i jumped to thisbox btw,
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
me too, normally.
the mexican one i chose wasn’t working either. i think i’m just going to give up.
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i had to switch browsers. FF for some reason refused to work
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2009 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, i was trying to get safari to make it work.
i could dl opera or camino or something, i guess. FF is being a bitch and has been for a while. if there was a better alternative, i’d go for it. waiting for chrome for now.
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would a proxy server work with this game?
i have tried to do this before but i couldnt get it to work. which web browser you guys using for this?
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
safari
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2009 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions
on a mac, yes
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions
i have socks, http, https, and streaming proxies checked off in system preferences
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions
he just sucks in oakland
road games .300/.800 OPS more than good enough for an everyday CF
by Asfan4ever723 on Aug 15, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Bleh
For some reason Fox decided to air the all-important Twins and Indians game for central Michigan instead of the beloved. I blame Billy Beane being atrocious.
They aren't showing it anywhere
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
i've got SF at NYM out here in LA
gross
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
i should add
not in terms of pitching matchup…just in terms of i hate giants fans after being in california for so long
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
There are a lot of Giants fans in LA?
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions
The UC system is interesting
It seems like UCLA goes out of its way to accept more NorCal (read: Giants fans) kids and Berkeley goes out of its way to accept more SoCal kids…of course there are a ton of SoCal kids (approx 93% are in state kids) but they’re all dodgers fans so they don’t give a crap and can’t be bothered being annoying about their baseball afiliations
There’s a very vocal and annoying population of giants fans here
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
yeah, my brother's entire group of friends
are bay area. maybe it’s the kids trying to get away from home and not the school? though Berkeley is somewhat better than UCLA, supposedly. personally, i’m skeptical of the UC system in general now.
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Berkeley has a better overall reputation
I think they are fairly comparable across the board (not just me being biased). UCLA has its better programs as does Berkeley. We do have them pantsed on location and weather which is partly why I declined them and came here instead
I was in Japan earlier this month and for whatever reason UCLA resonates more with Japanese than Berkeley
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
That makes sense
I went to UCLA in 2004 for a month for some pre-college immersion whatnot, and there were a ton of kids from Northern California. I was still in high school so never really knew the vast difference between a person from NorCal compared to SoCal.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
the real way to tell is to just talk to them
If gibberish, nonsensical, overly repeated slang starts spewing from the persons mouth (hella, cuttie, beezy, foo, etc) then they are from NorCal
Not that I have anything against them…two of my roommates are from the bay area, but some people’s usage of hella is just absurd. IE That movie was hella awesome. I’m going to see it hella times. I hella laughed my ass off. -Real life conversation
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
ayyyyyy fuggedaboutit
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2009 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions
that fan caught that ball like he was the shit and just walked away...saying fuck you delmon young
that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma
The circus is in Oakland, literally next door to the Coliseum (Oracle Arena), so he's not completely off his rocker
even though he really is
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
did i see that wrong on sportsline...
it said the missile walked?
by Anonymous #5 Starter on Aug 15, 2009 3:38 PM CDT reply actions
But he's not smart
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
ah that's is
too lazy to swing the bat so he gets more walks…lazy (inglorious) basterd!!
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Paulie walks everytime he hits the ball in play.
See what I did there?
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Aug 15, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions
NIXON!
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Nix!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
NIX NIX NXI X NXXNISIxINSIWNSOfsekljfvhkjadghljrdghkjfdgkdsa
dancing on the sand.
Gordon......Beckham...............
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Brent. Lillibridge.
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Aug 15, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
if he could catch a bouncing grounder
he would really up the value
by Anonymous #5 Starter on Aug 15, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Power. It's the one tool he has.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
off the pole, too
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by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
recd
ah ok, that’s why people go to strip clubs, to support single moms, now I get it
Lupe, release the balloons!
lol
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
by winningugly on Aug 15, 2009 6:21 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
What the holy shit is Farmio talking about?
Good God these two are a couple of space cadets.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Why did he leave again?
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
C.R.E.A.M.
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by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions
God, he was awesome to listen to
I rarely listened to Hawk and DJ.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Which is why I never feel that bad watching Sunday Night Baseball
Jon Miller has one of those voices you could hear read the newspaper.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions
iawtc
morgan also has a pretty good voice, but his stupidity is overwhelming.
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I'm guessing Morgan and Miller get along very well
Because ESPN could hire a dozen other ex-ballplayers to fill Morgan’s shtick.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions
but you can't fire joe morgan
when there’s a website that says you have to.
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so you're saying
if i make a site call don’tfirejoemorgan.com then they’d have to fire him cuz they can’t obey what websites are telling them to do?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
iff you can get fjm to close down.
otherwise they’ll just be caught in a loop.
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tis true
I’d settle for FJM just coming back…does/has anyone watch(ed) parks and recreation? Any good?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
I was going to start watching it
But then I got hooked on the Wire and Mad Men this summer. And now Joel McHale has a new show this fall which looks really good.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2009 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions
same story here
except it was it’s always sunny and heroes (thanks to the girlfriend)
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
The Buehrle of broadcasting.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I miss Rooney.
He was the quintessential baseball voice, to me. And it’s not like he was without personality.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Cornbread
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Stanchar fail.
But the effort was appreciated.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I'd know more about what's going on in the actual game by tuning into Fox.
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Aug 15, 2009 3:47 PM CDT reply actions
remember when
pk was our clutch hitter earlier this year with RISP
by Anonymous #5 Starter on Aug 15, 2009 3:50 PM CDT reply actions
Sweet.....PK down to .192 since the break
in 99 at bats.
maybe he needs a couple days off now...
it’s not like we don’t have a flexible enough lineup with stellar defensive abilities
by Anonymous #5 Starter on Aug 15, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I've been wanting to say something since last night's game, but wasn't in the gt....
Who the hell was with Hawk last night?
I switched broadcasts to the A’s guys by, ohh, the 4th inning.
That guy was unbearable.
Haven’t read the gt, but assume it was discussed.
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
haha. And that says a lot.
He was beyond boring.
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions
For sure. In fact, I had it muted that inning....
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions
he was impressed by every pitch thrown by each team
all pitches were “Great Pitches”
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
"Now kids....."
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Not to mention Pods just missing one with a slap shot.
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Aug 15, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions
it was only asked like a billion times... mike huff
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
Thought it was him again. Because he did so well the last time he subbed.....
What the fuck, people.
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions
it def. would have been BlackJack if not for Hawkfued
BlackJack even lives out in Cal.
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
Huff.
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Aug 15, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Nix can't catch a cold
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions
A fastball would have been nice there.
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carl pavano just let out a holy shit on fox
that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma
ha, i first read that as a turd with a halo
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by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Do you think our SP's misunderstand the term pitcher's duel
maybe they think it means you try to match the otehr pitchers performance…even when they give up runs?
by Anonymous #5 Starter on Aug 15, 2009 3:57 PM CDT reply actions
he might end up being one heck of a CF
seems to have plus range. Just has to get in sync with Q n Dye
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
BA is in a cunt
you mean?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
You are what you eat.
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
yawn.... a routine hauled-in warning track shot
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Love me some trucknuts!
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Who cares about the Twins?
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
anyone think i can get oaklands radio
i could care less if rios hasn’t made friends i want to know if he’s hitting the ball
Or MLB At Bat on the iPhone
It’s kickass.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Farmer just guaranteed us a replay of someone sticking their tongue out.
Thank God; I wasn’t looking the first time…
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Aug 15, 2009 4:03 PM CDT reply actions
I kind of like in play, no out
when Sox are batting
in play/runs is better
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
i think sweeney was past the line of scrimmage at the time of the throw
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nice.
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Never fails.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
he does have the walks part down
and if he can hit the ball hard like he has today, well Pods is ia bit more disposable
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
At first I thought "That's impossible."
Then I remembered D-Wise.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I suggest an experiment combining his offense with Getz's defense
We might have a stew going then.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2009 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions
i know nix was rough at SS, but didn't he seem to be better at 2nd? i certainly haven't been impressed with getz's defense.
Cashing checks and having sex.
Yes. Both of you.
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2009 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions
dj's play by play is so terrible.
you can hardly tell the sox just scored 2 runs. it’s like he doesn’t care.
it is what it is......
Ugh
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2009 4:07 PM CDT reply actions
it's okay
for each big hairy ball he is in possession of he is good for 70 pitches..so by my calculation he is approximately good for 210 pitches, or something along those lines
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
fucking on-field bullpen
stupid chairs
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He hung a curveball
He did throw 2 really good breaking balls just outside the zone before that which Ellis somehow layed off of. When you’re hot, you’re hot
so's your face
…walked right into that one!
i’m gonna go run some errands, getting loopy just sitting around as evidenced by the title to my post…be back in towards the end of the game hopefully
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Just noticed
…Ramirez batting Ninth? He’s just struggling so much lately… Guess Ozzie is going with the Larussa strategy or something, as surely as Dye = Pujols.
Seriously. It's not the goddamn 50s. Fuck Fox.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Umm...Gavin? Outs please.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Thank you.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
damn your fake link.
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by colintj on Aug 15, 2009 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just move 'em over one slot, everybody in baseball is awesome!
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Alternatively
AJ is terrible because he never walks? Sort of, but he’s a catcher so he gets a pass.
Gogo hitting 356 in July with 1 fucking walk, 364 OBP woo
AJ's line is fairly atypical of your average player, of course.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
so oakland's still having a giambi bobblehead night?
well how about that
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
what happened to him anyways?
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
celebrated in bobblehead form
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by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2009 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions
alexei put down a sac?
i was convinced he was shaking off the sign when he got it earlier in the season.
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How could he screw up Carl's first name???
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
by RWShow on Aug 15, 2009 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
20/55/350
Purple Chocolate Chunk
Bubba Kush
Grand Master Bubba
Master Kush
Purple Bubbawreck
Purplewreck
Jack Herer
i found it kinda surreal walking past a dispensary on santa monica blvd the other day.
i knew they existed, but it kinda seemed made up.
Cashing checks and having sex.
rec'd
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2009 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I go crazy whenever that happens
its their f’n job for christs sake
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
Attaboy Becks!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
In play, run(s)!
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
this was already said
but in reality, Beckham is beating the crap out of Punto with that bat.
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
Fuck Nick Punto. And Nick Swisher.
And Nick Markakis. And all baseball Nicks. (But not all baseball Nix)
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
rec'd
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Aug 15, 2009 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions
In play, run(s)!
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
"the shift's on, ellis is playing on the 25 yard line."
zing!
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
I miss the goofy old bastard with the enthusiastic smile and the glasses.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I sang along to it the other evening, driving to the game, when it came on the radio. ha. Hadn't heard it in a while.
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions
(the pregame, of course)
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope Moo and Oink never changes their tune
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Uhh, zero, since BHB will be back in. PC 90.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
No plan. Only law.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Always in motion
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2009 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions
some people are born to pshop. others are born to be pshopped. he's both.
and in my mind, he’s always got that expression on his face. and yes, he’s blurry.
Cashing checks and having sex.
At least.
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2009 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I mean...me too. My steady-handed work, after all.
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2009 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Was everybody toasted at the SSS meetup?
I will not miss it next year if this is the case.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I'd say 90%.
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2009 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Good enough for me.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Tell me none of our people ran onto the field.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Those eyes!
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2009 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions
i was just bragging, more or less.
i’ll drink anyone’s ass under the table, consarn it.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
Heh.
I’m getting to the “not proud of it” age myself.
But I’m a prolific consumer of booze.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
i'm not drinking quite as much this year as i have the last 2 years, but i still drink lots more than i did in college.
and i was a pretty heavy drinker in college.
didn’t see that coming.
Cashing checks and having sex.
I was only starting my drinking career in my college years.
Now, in my late twenties, I’ve hit my prime.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I got bored of drinking senior year
Grad school promises to re-ignite the fire.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2009 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions
And here I was watching scat porn
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2009 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions
That seemed somewhat apparent…
And good for you.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
That made me dizzy.
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2009 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions
oh dear god
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
horrifying
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Aug 15, 2009 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions
baseballized
http://sports.espn.go.com/i/magazine/new/chad_pennington_raiders.jpg
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
i didn't see the HBP...
it look intentional…or was nix doing his best statue imitation?
by Anonymous #5 Starter on Aug 15, 2009 5:22 PM CDT reply actions
except he isnt in the game anymore.
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Aug 15, 2009 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Just came across this..found it funny
Bronco’s coach on Orton “I feel very confident where we’re at,” McDaniels said after the game.
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
RAAAAAAAAAAAAANDY!
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I'M AFRAID THE DAMAGE IS QUITE SEVERE!
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Thomer!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
mmmmmmmmmm............ mashed taters
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
BIG JI
JIM THOME HITS LONG BALLS TOME!
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
click
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by Trooper on Aug 15, 2009 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
But he can't pull his Thomers.
Left-center is weak.
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
by winningugly on Aug 16, 2009 6:53 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Say, I believe Gavin might be in a position to get a something that rhymes with grin.
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
i think youre confused, not a single word in your reply rhymed with grin..
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
Woooooowwwwwww.
Unbelievable.
DJ just called Farmer “honest, for once.”
DJ: “I hope you don’t teach kids that.”
Farmer: “I don’t teach kids, I announce baseball on the radio, and hope I am enjoyable….”
Something like that. Seriously. You gotta rewind if you missed that.
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2009 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions
And just now! Again!
DJ: “That’s what I was trying to get you to talk about, but…”
(provoking him again)
Farmer: “I wasn’t going to lie about it.”
DJ: “Why do something different than usual?”
They are fighting right now. No doubt.
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2009 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, as a matter of fact. Though I don't believe I got that exact, by any means. Thanks for your suggestion.
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2009 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions
ptc's been drinking again!
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2009 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I think they're trying to conduct "banter".
But because they are who they are, it all comes off forced and uncomfortable.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
we like our left handed loogys
Raaaaaaandy
Gobble Gobble
Wes Whisler wiffs wiffers
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
I thought Gobble was good
but only against lefties, and we never used him as a pure LOOGY, in that job he could do it
Question
If this waste of a baseball game between the Twins and Indians runs late, will the Bears game not be shown? I know they don’t mean anything, but I’d still like to see Cutler in action.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 15, 2009 5:48 PM CDT reply actions
I'm certain they bump this game for the Bears.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Ova!
Bears time.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
WINNAH!
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
Yay!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Winning a series in Oakland=time to party
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
holy shit
was watching the phils-braves here in central illinois (that was the game fox gave us), and just after the braves tied the game at 3 in the 9th with none out, the screen went black and the next thing i knew they were showing the bears running out on to the field before their game. total and utter fucking horseshit. and here’s a little secret: i fucking hate football. thanks fox.
it is what it is......
Phillies lost
I hate the damn Braves
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
lidge has to go.
but utley started it all. he really messed up a hard hit grounder.
it is what it is......
I hate it too, BM.
I’ll never forget the very exciting Sox game I was at in 2002 (iirc) around the start of the Bears preseason.
Sitting club level, there were crowds of dudes around the TVs the entire game.
Why are you at a Sox game to watch the Bears preseason?!!!????
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
by homesickalien on Aug 16, 2009 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
So Detroit wins tonight and Sunday (very likely in both cases unfortunately)....
and then if we could finish off the sweep………then for the week.
Det (4 at Bos, 3 vs KC)
Sox (3 at sea, 3 at Oak)
Det 4-3
Sox 4-2
Should we satisfied with a 1/2 game edge for the week given the schedules? I think so..how about you guys?
No TV Today
Don’t blame Fox for this. Oakland could have started the game at 6:00 PM Chicago time or later and it could have been broadcast. Oakland denied their fans the right to see the game also.
They would have had a hard time playing...
While the Raiders played on the sane field.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Aug 15, 2009 11:31 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
how exactly does the raiders playing on thursday
effect the A’s playing on saturday?
it is what it is......
Programming note: The Brian Anderson era begins in Boston this eve
Set your honeys on swoon
¡signature!
Nor the 2nd out in the 10th inning!
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
by homesickalien on Aug 16, 2009 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
no, but it should've been
he was chasing a ball, and just stopped chasing it and watched it fall. rangers announcers theorize he might’ve thought jacoby was calling him off the ball, but jacoby was nowhere near him. it’s was goosebumps-level embarrassing.
¡signature!
spawny bastards Detroit
I hate that fucking team, they look like a bunch of bandits from an episode on Bonanza
it's a well known fact
that god hates trey hillman. and possibly the entire kansas city royals organization.
it is what it is......
Anderson's nightmarish debut continues
Holland has two Ks
Anderson has struck out twice
do the math
¡signature!
Poor BA
He’s no Calderon
"The winner will be showered with praise! The loser will be taunted until my throat is sore"
by I Miss Ivan Calderon on Aug 15, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
oh no.
kuroda on the dodgers just got smoked in the head.
i think i’m gonna be sick.
mercy.
it is what it is......
oh, nice.
then they show some douchnozzle in the crowd with his manny dreads on talking on his mobile and laughing.
it is what it is......
vin scully with perhaps not the greatest verbiage there.
“sayonara. hope we see you very soon.”
it is what it is......
ichiro podsednik
just made the 3rd out trying to steal third with the winning run at the plate.
it is what it is......
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