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by The Cheat on Aug 16, 2009 2:30 PM CDT
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Stoned and headed to the game
Ready for some beer!
by traz on Aug 16, 2009 2:42 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Looking fwd to seeing
Bacon n Rios playing in person for the first time
by traz on Aug 16, 2009 2:55 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
get that bastard first base coach todd steverson.
i’ve always hated that guy.
it is what it is......
Lots of rain
Guess I didn’t need to water the flowers after all. Ah well.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Arent throwback jerseys intended to be a special event when worn?
it seems to me the Sox have worn them about half a douzen times already this year.
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
The Devil invented liquor.
That shit fucked me up last night.
Stick to beer people. Beer.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Aug 16, 2009 3:01 PM CDT reply actions
beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy. - 1776 OPOS
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 16, 2009 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Beer = piss
Man up.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
according to CSN beckham was 5 for 4 this series.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
caught on the 30 yard line, no return
what a dumb field
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
naw, i was busy watching the block in the back
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Aug 16, 2009 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
anyone know the sox record in throwback uni's this year?
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
no, and i dont know how you would find it is my answer.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
Ball 1
Strike 1.
Umps are fun.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 16, 2009 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
i get really nervous in ANY double play ball
that involved che covering the bag.
what the shit was that throw??
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
raburn boners 2 plays at 3rd in the 10th
kc up 3-2 top 10
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
game. kc wins.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 16, 2009 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions
3-2 KC, bottom 10
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
he's Irish, what do you expect - well known for bottling out of a battle
it’s why they stayed neutral through WW2
I am strongly considering switching to Farmer/DJ.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
And radio it is.
Added bonis – I can hear every lightning strike.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Bonis?
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Thank you.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Touchdown, JD!
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
no corner can keep up with him
just blew past the safety
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 16, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
mike huff is really god damn annoying
moreso than the kid wins downs thats announcing
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
That kid's voice grates on my nerves
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
dear huff, youre not the damn play by play dude.
youre the oh-fuck-we’ve-got-no-one-else-color-guy. please stop talking when its not your turn.
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
Keep us informed on the status of his fail.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
i think pods forgot you're supposed to get two feet inbounds in this league
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
So I don't know what the weather looks like in your parts of the world,
but in the south burbs, I think the rapture is upon us.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
According to radar
prepare yourself.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
It's 100 degrees outside and hailing
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 16, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm busting out a Bible and hedging my bets.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
This happened to me about 2 months ago
The skies got really black in a matter of minutes, so I turn on the TV and see a tornado has touched down two miles from my apartment complex, which I live on the top floor of. And it’s headed my way. I opened my door, and a mixture of rain/hail hit me in the face coming in horizontally. It was the only time I’ve feared for my life
That's fucked up.
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
by homesickalien on Aug 16, 2009 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
i think it was just jebus trying to punish you
for your 3rd eye 8lind moniker.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Between the hours of 1 AM and 3 AM every Saturday and Sunday morning
I consume roughly four hundred of these a week.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I weep for your insides
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 16, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
It's either these or sliders.
I feel I make the right choice.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I feel that you made the wrong life decisions
Those should never be your only options
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Aug 16, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Not a whole lot of places serving fruit and salad at 2 AM.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Bring a head of lettuce wherever you go
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 16, 2009 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Lettuce does little to absorb rum.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
yeah. the burger is better, but the bread is not good
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Aug 16, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions
the weather knocked out the satellite.
IT’S SCIENCE.
(that you tom skilling for saving me from huff and hawk)
dancing on the sand.
Same here.
Playing some FEAR on the 360 now.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Aug 16, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I was at Bufflo wings
And it killed the satellite for a couple minutes.
I am still thinking of switching from Comcast to DirecTV…
I see alot of dishes in bridgeport so it can’t be THAT bad… or can It???
"And this ballgame is OVA!!!!"
its good to have satellite
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 17, 2009 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions
way to go JD dunking it through the goalposts
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
Is there a game going on?
Thought d stumbled upon the Weather Channel or TBS. Fer Chrissakes.
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
by winningugly on Aug 16, 2009 3:56 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
BASEBALL ONLY, YOUNGSTERS!
opos’d
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
rally carl?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 16, 2009 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Coach is on
WGN cubs rain delay theater.
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Aug 16, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, an Aflac question I actually knew the answer to
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
It's occurred to me the Sox have not scored
Lousy Smarch weather.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
Pods and Nomar must be friends
since he just gave him third base.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
why is pods having trouble with that ball near the line yet fighting rios for balls in left center.
hello positioning.
by Trooper on Aug 16, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
For example, in play, runs?
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
rally!
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
by e-gus on Aug 16, 2009 4:12 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
heheheh.
Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.
by homesickalien on Aug 16, 2009 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Throw Vernon Wells money at him
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 16, 2009 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions
i didnt realize before that double,
how tiny kotsay’s strides are when he runs
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
You misspelled 'tomacco'
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Aug 16, 2009 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nix just took away Pods' out
This should work out well.
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Pods!
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I hate him less at this moment.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
satan giggles
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Fly, Pods, fly!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
LOOOUD NOISES!
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
i bet his lead's a bit shorter from there now.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 16, 2009 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions
what a terrible outfield
did you see that ball bouncing around? makes me legitimately nervous for our OFers ankles
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
Bear traps
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 16, 2009 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions
As long as he drinks a gallon of water between outs, 5 innings
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 16, 2009 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Agreed. Dizzying.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
i mean, its fucked up and all
but the thing that weirds me out the most is that with 4 eyes, he still only has 2 eyebrows.
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
Ok that is messed up
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 16, 2009 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions
In my fifty years of pouring beverages, that one tops them all!
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
he didn't even think he was going to pour today. didn't even stretch.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 16, 2009 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Beats this gem from DJ: "There's no way in western Kentucky that he can make that play."
File that under WHAT THE FUCK
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
have oyu ever been to western kentucky???
hell, show, hell.
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
Stopped for dinner at the Lucky Strike in Louisville en route to the Super Bowl.
Shy of that, I have no Kentucky experience. But that was quite enough.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
pretty sure thats eastern kentucky
?
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
oops was thinking of Lexington
carry on…
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
best part of lexington
http://www.kentuckyale.com/beer/Pages/KentuckyBourbonBarrelAle.aspx
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 16, 2009 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
damn it, now i'm regretting my original lunch decision
though i’m getting ideas for dinner
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 16, 2009 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions
We excel @ small ball.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
Sidearm special warming up in the oakland bullpen
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Aug 16, 2009 4:34 PM CDT reply actions
to finish the cheeseburger?
smoke another doob
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
WHATS THIS JUMPROPING ROBOT SHIT?
where’s the fucking train? where’s the fucking woo woo?
fuck your cousin sally.
Well if we're going to start linking to terrifying robots
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Aug 16, 2009 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
fial
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Aug 16, 2009 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
wtf
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 16, 2009 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Normally, yes
but in this instance, they are awesome at letting me not ever sleep. The “prime time of your life” video is pretty unsettling as well.
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Aug 16, 2009 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Marshall sure makes that old timey uni look dorky
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Uribe???
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 16, 2009 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Uh oh
This is not good.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
I realize this is greedy.....but I'd love it if there was one more deal out there
for a 2B. Jayson Nix just ain’t gonna cut it.
And forget his beautiful sac bunt the previous AB
he’s clearly terbul as charles barkley would say.
Or the Rios HR over the pole.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
i'm not used to seeing such things
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
That could have been worse
Score some fucking runs, you scallywags.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
dear dumb commercial, i am not going to umpire camp. love, me
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Aug 16, 2009 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Do you get the Wolfenstein one every commercial break too?
That was bugging the crap outta me the other day.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
no i get umpire camp and mlb.com store
I wouldn’t mind the Wolfenstein one just for some variety
fucking dome
I can't stand the "take me out to the ballgame" mlb store commercial
After hearing that a couple of times, it’s like “Make it stoooooop!”
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
the camp's in scenic compton, though
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 16, 2009 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions
c'mon, who doesn't like hearing "take me out to the ball game" as midi horns 500x a game?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 16, 2009 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions
dropped it on the goal line.
say hello to the practice squad cunningham
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
Rios pulling off everything.
The Legend of Aaron Rowand returns!
"just trust my hands"
I always tell my dates
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 16, 2009 5:02 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
wow
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 16, 2009 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I like how Wuertz is dominating the AL
Yet, was somehow not good enough for Lou Piniella. What a bad manager.
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Guess he stopped tossing that infamous 40 ft. curveball.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
not enough bunts
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Aug 16, 2009 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions
DFA
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Aug 16, 2009 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Makes up for it on defense
A week at home should help him out.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 16, 2009 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions
AJ "Wet Blanket" Pierzynski
Everyone has nicknames on the scoreboard.
by traz on Aug 16, 2009 5:07 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
bite your tongue
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 16, 2009 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions
and beckhams?
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Aug 16, 2009 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions
that was wack
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 16, 2009 5:09 PM CDT reply actions
yep
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 16, 2009 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions
true
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 16, 2009 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions
shoulda kept the glove on him, then he woulda been out after he slid off the bag
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Agreed, that's on Nix.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the style of the time
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Aug 16, 2009 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
now what was I talking about?
oh yeah, I was wearing an onion on my belt… which was the the style at the time..
"And this ballgame is OVA!!!!"
there was 18 minutes of tape missing from that tag
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That is one magic LOOGY
(in the bullpen)
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
interesting
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 16, 2009 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions
vodka for cip
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 16, 2009 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions
nope more than that
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 16, 2009 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions
we just assume you mean half of the worlds supply of vodka, is in your blood
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
i knew it
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 16, 2009 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions
where are when i need you/
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 16, 2009 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I need a vicodin.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
whoa
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 16, 2009 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Do the Sox ever get outs following these seemingly unnecessary mound meetings?
doesn’t seem like it… let’s go to the tape
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yep... still works
Ozzie should be chained to the bench
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So should Pods.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Pods, you moron!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Podthetic.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Aug 16, 2009 5:17 PM CDT reply actions
ugh tie game
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 16, 2009 5:18 PM CDT reply actions
Same field as the original.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
The title of that game's post-game recap
Ozzie, Pods use their head, give game to A’s
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 16, 2009 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions
well done
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Aug 16, 2009 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Is Ozzie going to realize he has a bench this time around?
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nope
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 16, 2009 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions
wait, are we assuming carlos catches that?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
im assuming the kid with downs that was announcing catches that
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
No
only Rios has a shot… I just wanted an excuse to use the jpg
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They could have picked a fan at random, put them in the booth
and we all would have heard more worthwhile banter. I like baseball noises, listening to the game, but honest to god I might mute this soon because listening to Huff is worse than being waterboarded.
If Bobby is brought in before we have a lead, I do not anticipate satisfying results.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
The Captain?
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Come on Pods, you POS
Get a hit!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
my way now, loser
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 16, 2009 5:30 PM CDT reply actions
Wow...this is beyond ridiculous
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
bad breath, yuck
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 16, 2009 5:31 PM CDT reply actions
Two weird calls at second, both Nix's fault.
He has trouble with that whole second base thing.
ump: "you want it to be one way, but it's the other way."
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
yay!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 16, 2009 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't understand why he's in such a tizzy
Nix isn’t going to score.
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That actually was an OK call..
Not sure how Crosby got so pissed about that.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 16, 2009 5:32 PM CDT reply actions
If it were sumo wrestling
crosby would have won the match
Looks like that was a good call
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Damn that was a crazy ass push too.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Aug 16, 2009 5:32 PM CDT reply actions
All for naught
Stupid Pods
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Nice time for old-pods and his shitty protect swing to show back up
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lol
I got this mental image of Pods sitting on the floor crying, “Why me? Whyyyyyy?”
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Yep, that was a complete waste of time
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Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Aug 16, 2009 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions
he came up to bat and i went to get something to drink
i am shock to return to a commercial break
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
like, hes hitting pretty well, but god damn him if hes not retarded
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
I can't wait for someone to tell me that it's unwarranted criticism
Because he’s just a marginal player.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 16, 2009 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Proper high-leverage use of the closer in a non-save situation?
we might win this game yet
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that should teach you to be optimistic for even one MINUTE
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who you talking to?
you got somebody else in there with you?
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Well that was special.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
UGH
Figures. The Tigers finally lose a game, so the Sox lose too.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
DAMN, MARK ELLIS
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 16, 2009 5:38 PM CDT reply actions
Thornton the closer in 2010?
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
How about letting Bobby be the closer in 09
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
09 is over
as far as im concerned.
that way if we win its all gravy.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Hopefully this means I at least won't see Jenks tomorrow at the game?
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
sure, a fat chance
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 16, 2009 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions
id say theres a chance.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
stupid moron
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 16, 2009 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
that jerk and his 1R and 1RBI in a game where the offense only scored 2
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 16, 2009 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, this one's more on Nix to me
Failed to get the runner in from third with < 1 out, and didn’t keep the glove on a headfirst-sliding Davis who went past the bag
its not fair
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 16, 2009 5:40 PM CDT reply actions
Its Ozzie's fault - should have gotten thrown out on the call at 2nd
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
by Brush Back on Aug 16, 2009 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
To me one of the keys in the game was letting Danks pitch to Davis in the 8th....
Why, why, why?
Davis had ripped a ball in the 4th that Beckham made a great play on…..then he singled in the 6th on a rip…..just didn’t make sense for Ozzie to push Danks against him in the 8th.
to me the key to the game was the number of times we had a runner on 2nd
with 0 or 1 out and didn’t get his ass home
fucking dome
Defense
costs us another one.
;(
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
Help us Sweaty Freddy, you're our only hope.
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Help us Sweaty Freddy, you're our only hope.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
this r2 unit is malfunctioning
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
KC will be a really tough series for us........
Tomorrow night looks OK but you just can’t really have too high of hopes for Freddie, and then even though we’ve done well against Greinke that’s a major mismatch against Jose “I suck” Contreras……2 out of 3 would be great…..sweep is way way over optimistic.
time for some sypathy wendys
the whole dollar menu to go please
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Psychopath wendys?
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
I am in favor signing Rafael Soriano and saying goodbye to Jenks. Probably about
10-12 million dollar savings over three years…..
he could continue to suck and lower his arb. money.
which would also suck.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
wow
LAA 17 F
BAL 8 13th
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
HSA's trapper keeper
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Aug 16, 2009 5:55 PM CDT reply actions
less filling
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
and i wish i could nut on her tits
as of now I’m not sure what has a better chance of happening.
Kenwo4life=ratings
A couple things:
1) We may have lost the division today…..no, I’m not in the habit of being dramatic or overreacting, but you CANNOT lose that game 2) If Ozzie continues to play Podsednik more than in spots and isn’t playing Quentrin AT LEAST 6 days a week, he should be shot and will further cement our second place finish. This team is feeling more and more like the gutless 2003 team, but let’s not be syupid and give ourselves an even less chance to win. We’re doing a good enough job of it without idiotic managing and lineups.
Absolutely cannot lose that game.
Not with where we are, going forward, with our schedule. Just can’t.
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