Quentin May Not Need Offseason Surgery

FSP.

Easier than going to the gamethread.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 16, 2009 5:22 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs

his batting average needs surgery.

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Aug 16, 2009 6:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Sans the 0 for 11 he was doing fine lately

by Carbiner on Aug 16, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Code Blue.

Since he got hurt, he’s been like that. Except he would swing.

Don't call it a comeback.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 16, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto - BouJouma
Please takeyour latte circle jerk to another thread. -WU
babies are young and under team control for at least 12 years -Billyok
i heard kenny williams' mother bought a lottery ticket and lost so kenny williams traded his mother - Billyok

by The_Fan on Aug 17, 2009 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

he thought he needed surgery?

i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry

by blackoutsox on Aug 16, 2009 6:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Dave Winfield on Clayton Richard:

“this is only his 3rd start in the big leagues”

easily the worst “analyst” on tv

by Andronicus on Aug 16, 2009 6:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

it was a dandy of a start too:

3.67 IP, 6H, 6BB, 3R, 1K, 93 pitches

by Andronicus on Aug 16, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

3.67?

Really? Really?

THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS

by Hazymania on Aug 16, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i earned the dreaded DOUBLE "Really?". Really?

by Andronicus on Aug 16, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I had somebody on here tell me I make bad life choices for eating a McDouble.

So yes, you deserve a double “really”. Tough crowd.

*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Aug 16, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You make a bad life choice being here. The rest is surplusage.

Don't call it a comeback.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 16, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

lol

like that word. surplusage

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto - BouJouma
Please takeyour latte circle jerk to another thread. -WU
babies are young and under team control for at least 12 years -Billyok
i heard kenny williams' mother bought a lottery ticket and lost so kenny williams traded his mother - Billyok

by The_Fan on Aug 17, 2009 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

jeez.. everyone knows you need at least 5 digits of precsion

3.66667 please.

by Trooper on Aug 16, 2009 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ha

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto - BouJouma
Please takeyour latte circle jerk to another thread. -WU
babies are young and under team control for at least 12 years -Billyok
i heard kenny williams' mother bought a lottery ticket and lost so kenny williams traded his mother - Billyok

by The_Fan on Aug 17, 2009 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't care what Q has to say about his ankle.

Can we get the medical opinion of a DOCTOR on this subject???

Jesus!

*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Aug 16, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

It's ok, Q stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night

by 3E8 on Aug 16, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

VG

by Trooper on Aug 16, 2009 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto - BouJouma
Please takeyour latte circle jerk to another thread. -WU
babies are young and under team control for at least 12 years -Billyok
i heard kenny williams' mother bought a lottery ticket and lost so kenny williams traded his mother - Billyok

by The_Fan on Aug 17, 2009 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thome won't start Monday night vs. KC because of sore left heel, Guillen said.

http://twitter.com/MDGonzales/status/3352342274

White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry

by larry on Aug 16, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Thanks much. That's been bugging me since Konerko pinch hit.

Don't call it a comeback.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 16, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lucky for us, Thome's injuries won't be an issue in 2010

"My problem is, I've been lazy." - Carlos Zambrano

by tailgater on Aug 17, 2009 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah.

the lack of a left-handed bat will be.

White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry

by larry on Aug 17, 2009 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Have you entirely forgotten our 2010 DH, Scott Podsednik?

give them all surgery
unclutcherectomies for everyone
RISP! DO YOU SPEAK IT
by billyok on Aug 16, 2009 9:45 PM PDT

by homesickalien on Aug 17, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

no

I would like to forget though

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto - BouJouma
Please takeyour latte circle jerk to another thread. -WU
babies are young and under team control for at least 12 years -Billyok
i heard kenny williams' mother bought a lottery ticket and lost so kenny williams traded his mother - Billyok

by The_Fan on Aug 17, 2009 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

bats don't have hands

¡signature!

by billyok on Aug 17, 2009 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

PODS dh, baby!

dancing on the sand.

by thecip on Aug 17, 2009 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

give them all surgery

unclutcherectomies for everyone

RISP! DO YOU SPEAK IT

¡signature!

by billyok on Aug 16, 2009 11:45 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs

rec'd.

I love billy with my morning coffee.

Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.

by homesickalien on Aug 17, 2009 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

oh god, WHAT??

Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd, smiling.

by homesickalien on Aug 17, 2009 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

Nicely done

by Carbiner on Aug 17, 2009 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hahahaha! REC'D!

*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Aug 17, 2009 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I also go great with an evening nightcap

¡signature!

by billyok on Aug 17, 2009 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

lmfao

Both work

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto - BouJouma
Please takeyour latte circle jerk to another thread. -WU
babies are young and under team control for at least 12 years -Billyok
i heard kenny williams' mother bought a lottery ticket and lost so kenny williams traded his mother - Billyok

by The_Fan on Aug 17, 2009 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ha

rec’d

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto - BouJouma
Please takeyour latte circle jerk to another thread. -WU
babies are young and under team control for at least 12 years -Billyok
i heard kenny williams' mother bought a lottery ticket and lost so kenny williams traded his mother - Billyok

by The_Fan on Aug 17, 2009 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

District 9 cures the need for surgery

by Carbiner on Aug 17, 2009 1:21 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

All he needs is this:

It works when my plantar fasciitis flares up from running 35-40 mile weeks.

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Aug 17, 2009 9:08 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs

35-40 miles a week? jesus, man. go buy a fucking car!

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Aug 17, 2009 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Cars aren't allowed in marathons...

At least I don’t think they are.

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Aug 17, 2009 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

This sock worked for me as well. Rec'd.

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Aug 17, 2009 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

especially when there are no tissues around.

by Trooper on Aug 17, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

behold! he must have used beckham's towel.

or simply ’touched himself"

dancing on the sand.

by thecip on Aug 17, 2009 10:24 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Off topic

I reviewed a movie called “Surveillance” this week. Add it to your Netflix queueues if you like demented criminal thrillers (or want to see a kick-ass performance by French Stewart of all people), and don’t read up on it if you don’t want to be spoiled in any way.

Keeping it on topic: I hope the White Sox win tonight. Discuss

¡signature!

by billyok on Aug 17, 2009 1:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

sox will win big deal

wanna fight about it

Carlos Guillen, the Latino Nick Punto - BouJouma
Please takeyour latte circle jerk to another thread. -WU
babies are young and under team control for at least 12 years -Billyok
i heard kenny williams' mother bought a lottery ticket and lost so kenny williams traded his mother - Billyok

by The_Fan on Aug 17, 2009 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs