Scott Linebrink Is A Born Winner
Kenny Williams wasn't happy Monday as he talked to reporters in not-quite-off-the-record fashion. He felt like the White Sox had given away winnable games on their recent West Coast trip, winnable games that could have put them in first place. And even though the Sox came out on the winning end of a back-and-forth game, it's hard to imagine he felt much better 6 hours later.
The Sox were still giving games away -- What other purpose does Scott Linebrink have? -- but the Royals have perfected the craft through years of organizational ineptitude.
There might not be a more hollow victory all season.
- Linebrink gets the win after giving up two 2-out walks and a first pitch, game-tying homer to Mike Jacobs
- Scott Podsednik gets CSN Player of the Game honors on a night, like most others, that he made you want to... trail off without finishing your thought so that your post is as incomplete as his game.
It's almost as if the baseball gods are just fucking with us. They have to be. If I had bothered to write anything about the weekend, I would have commented about the proper usage of Bobby Jenks in a tie game on the road in the bottom of the 9th inning. But we all know how that worked out, which might help reinforce (to Ozzie and others) the notion that Jenks shouldn't be used in high-leverage non-save situations. Which would be a horrible conclusion to make, especially given the alternatives.
Anyway, I suppose a lot of us feel a lot like Kenny. This whole season has been one long tease. The division is right there for the taking. It will probably only take one 5-1 or 6-1 week to take over the division. But the Sox are running out of weeks. And even though most of the games have been exciting when viewed in a vacuum, collectively they've made this Sox season one of the most frustrating in recent memory... even in victory.
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last year was pretty damn frustrating too if you recall.
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by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 17, 2009 11:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
agreed
but .500 got put in the rear view mirror at some point, now it’s a backseat passenger
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by The Cheat on Aug 17, 2009 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
'08 through the mirror
Left .500 behind on May 16, spent 130 days in first after that.
Not including, of course, the last weekend of the season. That mighta been the frustrating part.
by EddyStanky'sGhost on Aug 18, 2009 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, it certainly has been a frustrating year
But also an exciting one. Beckham is awesome, Sox aquire Peavey and Rios, and a perfect game from MB.
I noticed the team took over the RD championship (my roomate earlier this year liked to award the Tigers the championship based on Pythag) tonight.
+15 runs and 3 over .500 with a pretty easy schedule to this point. Not exactly what anybody is looking for, but that’s what sort of team this is.
Maybe if Q hadn’t gotten hurt and Peavey accepted the first time things would be different — and perhaps that gets to the essence of all this frustration — a division title while in a transition year is so damn close to happening and yet it hasn’t and might not because of just a few too many fuck ups.
by madvillian on Aug 17, 2009 11:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's very much like '04
outside of the hot start, the most excited I was in ’04 was just after the appearance of Angry Politte. I desperately wanted rid of Loaiza (a much better pitching version of Pods) and was excited to get something useful in return.
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by The Cheat on Aug 17, 2009 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the 5th starter problems are certainly reminiscent of the early 00 teams.
by madvillian on Aug 17, 2009 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
according to wikipedia
dan wright is a free agent.
by spengler on Aug 18, 2009 1:16 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
garcia vs meche
and count vs greinke.
i think we know which one we should win. hopefully we take both though
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Aug 17, 2009 11:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
In case anyone missed it from the gamethread - I give you, Scott Linebrick

fucking dome
by vince_ on Aug 17, 2009 11:50 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
He's no Kevin Gregg. Bwahahahahahaha.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 17, 2009 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beautiful, thanks. :)
give them all surgery
unclutcherectomies for everyone
RISP! DO YOU SPEAK IT
by billyok on Aug 16, 2009 9:45 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great post, Cheat.
Frustrating as hell.
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by winningugly on Aug 17, 2009 11:55 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
How many more times can we expect to see this pop up in the next few minutes?
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 17, 2009 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
POS.
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by winningugly on Aug 18, 2009 9:59 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
HPOS
give them all surgery
unclutcherectomies for everyone
RISP! DO YOU SPEAK IT
by billyok on Aug 16, 2009 9:45 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mOPOS
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 18, 2009 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
al central in visual format

tigers treading water since late june / early july, and the number of games over five hundred are progressively moving lower.
after a june and early july surge, the sox also have been flat-lining. the time to make a move is now, imo. continuing to tread water or, even worse, go on a losing streak will put a playoff appearance in substantial doubt.
twins and indians have interestingly mirrored one another since june. this inverse correlations (or symmetry) are not uncommon across mlb and, to me at least, interesting.
the royals. yeah, the royals. what can you say to a local royals fan? at least you’re not [living in] detroit?
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by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 18, 2009 12:05 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
poor design
“envisioning information” by edward r tufte
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Aug 18, 2009 5:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't really expect an extended run until Sept.
"Oh well back to work"
by Tdogg on Aug 18, 2009 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stephen Strasburg agreed on a four-year deal worth just more than 15 million
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Aug 18, 2009 12:08 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
kevin gregg just tried to do the linebrink trick but screwed up step 3
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 18, 2009 12:09 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
step three is always profit, right?
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by The Cheat on Aug 18, 2009 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was to make a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood God.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 18, 2009 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Higher Power.
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by winningugly on Aug 18, 2009 10:00 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
profit is step 0
as demonstrated by that frightening cowpoke up the ass of a four-year contract
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 18, 2009 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rotf
my wife was switching between games this evening — she’s a cubs cultist, i’m a sox fan — and out of no where she says the sox are more “fun” to watch.
i gave the standard reply that one might to a semi-casual fan "yeah, the sox are more “likable” this year; they have more players you want to root for", to which she agreed.
then i dropped the hammer and said that when you watch the sox, opposed to the cubs, there isn’t a looming feeling of impending doom. this was pre-linebrink fail btw, but it proved to be prophetic in the end.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 18, 2009 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
That was brutal...and I think everyone watching predicted it as soon as he allowed the first baserunner
Even Pods and Fields wouldn’t have a problem obliterating Gregg’s fastball.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 18, 2009 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't watch tonight's game
nor did I watch yesterday’s. I checked the score often and wavered between anger and confidence in both games.
I didn’t watch either because I didn’t want to see a blown game (like yesterday and nearly today).
by shaftr on Aug 18, 2009 12:16 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
but that's what makes it fun!
yeaaaah!
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 18, 2009 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's White Sox baseball gentlemen. The gods will not save you.

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by colintj on Aug 18, 2009 12:59 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
rawls is my homeboy
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Aug 18, 2009 5:06 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's not rawls
and rawls isn’t a homeboy
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 5:52 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mcnulty on the other hand could be a homeboy
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 8:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Think he meant that Rawls is a homo, boy.
by Shakey on Aug 18, 2009 8:11 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
mcnulty is an asshole.
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by colintj on Aug 18, 2009 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know that's not Rawls.
I meant that as an counter-point.
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by KarkoviceIsHawt on Aug 18, 2009 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of the least redeemable characters is your homeboy?
In that case, the arabber who shoots up with Dukie is my homeboy.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 18, 2009 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes double fail
read his name tag…
i like to call him black buerhle ;-)
"And this ballgame is OVA!!!!"
by Moshin on Aug 18, 2009 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just caught a glance of Commision Burrell in another movie
It’s always weird seeing the cast in anything else – it’s like, no, they weren’t acting, that was a documentary.
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
by ChicagoPete on Aug 18, 2009 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
although both burrell and rawls played the establishment role
burrell was more likeable and less evil than rawls
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i just saw more complexity in burrell's character
rawls appears typecasted, i can’t say the same for the guy who plays burrell
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoa....what?
Burrell was far more dangerous. He had no actual knowledge of policing strategy and attained the position because he was black and Royce’s buddy. Rawls, on the other hand, was a giant dickwad, but was an intelligent person, just obsessed with stats and a horrible politician.
They were both unlikeable the way they were portrayed, but the only characters I actually thought were truly “evil” were Clay Davis, the Greek, and of course Snoop/Chris.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 18, 2009 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not marlo?
that fucker was pretty damn evil
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
by U-God on Aug 18, 2009 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
True, I just group him with Snoop and Chris since they all acted with one mentality
And they were the ones that actually did the killing.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 18, 2009 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
chris has a family as a i recall, but the show had no intention of making him the complex character that he deserved.
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I liked seeing his lighter side...
like when Dem Franchise Boys came on the radio and he joyfully declared, “Turn that up…this is my shit”
by Q!'s Qrew on Aug 18, 2009 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was some great fucking dialog between snoop and chris
but i forget details, wasn’t snoop about to kill someone b/c she thought they were from new york based on ill-perceived radio listening preferences? classic shit…
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i have to find the youtube clip, i'm sure it will brighten my day
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJLzdp5ILXU
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
by U-God on Aug 18, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks dawg
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dn man
i saw enough with that first ep of fourth season. that was seriously fucked.
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by colintj on Aug 18, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dn, snoop needed a gun, but not a gun, i thought they were macguyver like with what they were ordered to do
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they like killing.
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by colintj on Aug 18, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they happen to be good at it and it brings home the bacon
like i said up above, they’re ball players
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
definitely disagree.
i want to go back and watch season four now.
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by colintj on Aug 18, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
of course they're killers colin, and i don't respect what they do at all for a living
and even those guys should be put to jail the rest of their lives, somebody else will take their place, b/c the city’s and brass’ approach to policing is so corrupt and malfunct. the brass and the city admin really really don’t give a shit about the people they’re meant to serve and protect, so i’m more aped up about them than snoop and chris, because snoop and chris are doing what they’re supposed to be doing.
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's not that they're killers.
who isn’t on the dealer side? it’s that they seem to like it that gets me.
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by colintj on Aug 18, 2009 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well marlo takes the cake
snoop perhaps, chris not so much
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the opposite has actually been supposed of Chris
He always seems to take care in reassuring the victim how quick and painless it will… which made the one notable exception all the more jarring…
You want a real mind fuck… watch that episode then follow it up by watching the (fantastic) movie The Savages, in which Chris plays an orderly in an old folks home. Impressive range.
by CatBrains on Aug 18, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
went back and watched some eps
you and osfib are right about chris.
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by colintj on Aug 19, 2009 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OM, you make some excellent points
but to say he had ‘no’ actual knowledge of policing strategy is a bit of a stretch. but i’m assuming he was like rawls at some point before he was the token black police commissioner. so of course he has experience in policing strategy, it’s just that neither the mayor’s office nor the police brass give a damn about it.
i also don’t think chris or snoop were truly evil. they’re doing their jobs as soldiers for marlo (like weebay for avon), and they were pretty damn good at it, anologous to ballplayers with square jaws who bring their lunch pails to work.
the greek, marlo, and the drug lawyer (what’s his name?) are the axis of evil for me.
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
levy
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
by U-God on Aug 18, 2009 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I enjoyed his work in this scene on behalf of Savino (1:09)
by Q!'s Qrew on Aug 18, 2009 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
levy's best scene was with omar in court
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
by U-God on Aug 18, 2009 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right?
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
posted that clip on fbook the other day
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by colintj on Aug 18, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and i watched it from there a few days ago
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
by U-God on Aug 18, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
go team venture!
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by colintj on Aug 18, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you feel me u-god?
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn, I forgot about him.
All of these guys were evil, but the only characters I legitimately hated were Herc, Davis, and Burrell.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 18, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno, in Season 4 when it's apparent Carcetti wants to fire Burrell
And he tries to look good, Burrell just orders up more quality of life arrests, more stathogging. Rawls at least realized the way they were policing was stupid, but was too wussy to upset the chain of command.
I think of Burrell in the same way as Valcheck. They are both stupid humps, but because of race and politics, they are the ones running the whole police dept.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 18, 2009 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, valcheck burrell comp is sound
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What evidence is there of the fact that Rawls thought the stat based policing was dumb?
His whole MO in the first 2 seasons is the clearance rate. And after that, after his promotion, it’s the comstat numbers. This isn’t Daniels telling Carcetti that more cops, more arrests, more measurable stats is the problem.
I don’t think you are making a good argument. Everyone at City hall “shined shit and called it gold”, including the police brass. Putting some enlightened spin on Rawls’ “oh he knew better but was too week” seems misplaced IMO.
by madvillian on Aug 18, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just going off what the show was giving us
Rawls understood the flawed way they policed, at least enough to try and make a play for the Commisioner. Burrell was the commish, knew Carcetti wanted him gone, and couldn’t think of anything original to stay in his good graces.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 18, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
making a play for commissioner
and would probably resort back to usual tactics. he was just about holding on to power, as burrell, and anybody else in brass…
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm, but Rawls is white, no connections
He fucks up and Carcetti has no problem canning his ass (at least this is when Carcetti still cared about Baltimore).
Ugh…I care too much about this.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 18, 2009 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes, rawls is white and burrell is black, good boy! now go fetch me my slippers
just teasing man, on to the next topic…
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't make me find my nail gun......
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 18, 2009 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i definitely disagree that valchek and burrell are in the same camp.
burrell gets it like rawls does, but it’s immaterial. he’s the mayor’s man and he’s stuck between staying on the job or doing actual police work.
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by colintj on Aug 18, 2009 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really?
I have a hard time seeing that. Rawls cut his deal in season 5 anyway, I hardly see him as anything more than a hack, just like Burrell.
They both are hacks.
by madvillian on Aug 18, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this all a reference to Arrested Developement?
I’ve never seen it, but you lot seem to have it memorized.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
chi, you need to see the wire
i think you’d dig it…being the old cynical socialist sympathizer that you are
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
;-)
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He better watch Arrested Development first.
And then There Will Be Blood, fer chrissakes!
Oh, and if he’s going to enjoy a show…it’s going to be Mad Men above all else.
Are you listening, father?
fuck you and the dick you rode in on.
by Trooper on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm watching the "25th Day" this weekend. Promise.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes, but the wire is where's it at, it was like hill street blues back in your day but 100x better
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU don't like the wire???
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CSI Miami>>>>The Wire
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 18, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FIAL
for over the top sarcasm
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You sayin' you ain't got cable?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HBO can suck it, all 5 seasons from the library old man.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 18, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes!
urbana free library.
they got some of my money.
it is what it is......
by BuehrleMan on Aug 18, 2009 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i can loan
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
by U-God on Aug 18, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The last cop show I watched was NYPD Blue.
true story.
by Trooper on Aug 18, 2009 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I watched one season, thought Hill Street Blues was better.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
andy sipowitz.. one of my all time favorites
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 18, 2009 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
where were you on the London Fog references in the GT?
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by colintj on Aug 18, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was not in gt other than to skim through a little while I watched the game this morning. Didn't see any of that.
fuck you and the dick you rode in on.
by Trooper on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there's the best show ever made
and then there’s everything else. and that’s saying a lot, since you know i love AD.
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by colintj on Aug 18, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!?!
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by Moshin on Aug 18, 2009 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why Didn't Ozzie Use Dotel
In the 8th? Or leave Easy Heat in? Or bring in Raaaaaadall Williams to face the left-handed Jacobs?
LeBron James: Which of His Blessings would you deny?
by ProfessorEmmer on Aug 18, 2009 1:11 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Sox "need" Linebrink.
With an effective Linebrink, the bullpen is very, very good. Up by 3, it seemed “no problem, I’ll give him some work.” Didn’t turn out that way.
Ozzie doesn’t give up easily.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
by ballyb on Aug 18, 2009 6:49 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
after the 2 walks, a move should've def been made...esp w/ a HR threat like Jacobs up
by Q!'s Qrew on Aug 18, 2009 6:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not Ozzie's modus operandi.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
by ballyb on Aug 18, 2009 7:58 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No doubt
my wife, who has watched about 10 games this year . . . flatly stated (before the HR), why are they leaving him in after walking 2 guys, isn’t there a lefty warming up in the bullpen. Linebrink is going to blow this game, I am tired of watching him. And again, she has watched about 10 games this year.
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
by jc2313 on Aug 18, 2009 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Sox "need" Linebrink, Dotel, and Jenks.
If they’re all all effective, the bullpen is good.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 18, 2009 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What they dont need is
blowing games in late August with a division title on the line. Leaving Linebrink in after he walked 2 batters, against a power hitting lefty, who can only hit RHP, goes along way toward what they dont need. They also don’t ‘need’ Linebrink and he certainly should not be facing anyone that represents tying or go ahead runs in the 8th inning. End . . . of . . . story. That was poor managing.
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
by jc2313 on Aug 18, 2009 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Toon we are past that point
The Sox don’t need Linebrink. It’s 6 weeks left. He is what he is this year. Move on.
"Oh well back to work"
by Tdogg on Aug 18, 2009 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but we need more depth, no?
we know it’s not from liney, so from whom else then?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dotel, Pena, Williams, Carrasco
It isn’t that important . . . you have guys for the 8th and 9th (normally). The starters get you 7 and you are set. If not, maybe you get more Carrasco or Williams, situationally. It really isn’t that much of a ‘need’. Ozzie can say whatever he wants about Linebrink, but there was a reason he wasn’t in there in the 7th when the lead was only 1 run.
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
by jc2313 on Aug 18, 2009 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suspect with the arrival Garcia and Peavy
The team will have a little depth. If you are desperate give Nunez a go again. One thing is certain. They can not do worse.
"Oh well back to work"
by Tdogg on Aug 18, 2009 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Cubs would disagree with that.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 18, 2009 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't do a very good job of making my point.
Which was in response to bally’s we “need” Linebrink and if he’s effective we have a very, very good ’pen. There are others, like Dotel and Jenks, more crucial to success.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 18, 2009 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes just forget situational
His post all star line is
.356/.455/.711
yikes.
"Oh well back to work"
by Tdogg on Aug 18, 2009 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
turn that bitch to mopup
because 4 seam fastballs down the middle tend to go places
by Daniel Berlyn on Aug 18, 2009 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If that's how it really goes down, it's pretty humorous.
Up 3 in the 8th, throw anybody in there to get him some work. Up 3 in the 9th, it’s gotta be your closer, you know, to get the save.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 18, 2009 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I fucking hate Podsednik fans.
My phone and facebook are getting drilled with these morons telling me how great he is and that I am a moron for suggesting he sits 5 games a week.
they quickly forget his pussy ass attempt at the wall on sunday, which led to us losing that game and getting picked off at third wednesday which cost us that game.
Fuck him. I hope he signs with the cubs next year and all these pussies become cub fans. This is starting to annoy me just as much as the people that loved rob mackowiak because he was from fucking oak lawn.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 18, 2009 1:20 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Yeah! Pussies!
Fuck!
NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
by mjthor on Aug 18, 2009 1:32 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think pods gives us ample opportunity to shit on him
we don’t need to do it after a game in which he drives in a tying run and the winning run.
by Trooper on Aug 18, 2009 4:48 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah they are a bunch of Vaginas
But you are right they are annoying, lots of stupid people are casual fans of the game. You have the same type of people in football… example: “Brett Favre Fans”
by 815Sox on Aug 18, 2009 8:29 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How do you really feel?
"Oh well back to work"
by Tdogg on Aug 18, 2009 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

pick to click
White Sox fan; Jeppson's Malort man
by KarkoviceIsHawt on Aug 18, 2009 5:07 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
is Stone back?
shouldnt he be in that pic too?
sounds like my pirated cable got zapped at the right time, or wrong time pending how you look at it…
Hell Yesss
by Grinder Rule #42 on Aug 18, 2009 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how about a subject line there chief?
it is what it is......
by BuehrleMan on Aug 18, 2009 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But I sooo wanted to sit here and look at this a million times today.
give them all surgery
unclutcherectomies for everyone
RISP! DO YOU SPEAK IT
by billyok on Aug 16, 2009 9:45 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry
misery loves company…or is it missouri
Hell Yesss
by Grinder Rule #42 on Aug 18, 2009 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what the fuck is that?
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Aug 18, 2009 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, what a race!
I got a feeling the Sox are going to take this right to the finish line again.
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"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
by ChicagoPete on Aug 18, 2009 9:10 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
does Q stand like 12 feet away from the plate now...
or is that my imagination?
by Hatchetm on Aug 18, 2009 9:19 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
not sure, but I think I've noticed a great deal of swinging at the first pitch.
Not sure If I’ve seen that mentioned here or not…
by Q!'s Qrew on Aug 18, 2009 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that pitch must have been WAY inside that hit him last night then
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
by e-gus on Aug 18, 2009 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i haven't noticed that. but here's what's not your imagination...
a Q update! (all figures only include his PA’s since his return from the DL.)
Q has taken the 1st pitch in his last 6 PA’s, his longest such streak (5 balls, 1 strike [one of the balls was a HBP])
in his last 3 games, over 13 PA’s, he has only swung at the 1st pitch twice, putting both balls in play (a bloop single and a 6-3 ground out)
so, over those 13 PA’s his 1st swing % has dropped from 42.0% to 38.6%, yet his P/PA has also dropped from 3.66 to 3.62 because 7 of those 13 PA’s have lasted just 2 or fewer pitches.
of his 101 PA’s, 34.7% of them have lasted no more than 2 pitches.
it is what it is......
by BuehrleMan on Aug 18, 2009 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's still getting HBPs
So probably not. Gogo 30 HBP’s next season.
by Carbiner on Aug 18, 2009 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he qbp'd last night
so i’m going to say imagination.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
by colintj on Aug 18, 2009 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Draft signings
So which drafted “utes” of the Sox didn’t sign before last night’s deadline?
by Dick Allen's batting helmet on Aug 18, 2009 9:38 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Morgado and Jones.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yesterday was definitely a "kiss your sister" victory.
For those of you in the south, that’s a bad thing.
However, I did enjoy Q!’s reaction to his HBP. Like he was thinking, “Hey, next time maybe throw it harder, lame ass.”
By the way, my Scott Podsednik is white…and clutch.
"My problem is, I've been lazy." - Carlos Zambrano
by tailgater on Aug 18, 2009 10:21 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Last night, I put on MB's 7/23 game (again) before bed and wept like a little bitch.
What a GLORIOUS DAY TO BE ALIVE!!!!!!!
:D
give them all surgery
unclutcherectomies for everyone
RISP! DO YOU SPEAK IT
by billyok on Aug 16, 2009 9:45 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 10:30 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Note to whitesox.com
Update photo with Fast Freddy in a Mets cap.
Wow…the 1-2 punch of Garcia and Contreras. What did the Royals do to deserve this?
"My problem is, I've been lazy." - Carlos Zambrano
by tailgater on Aug 18, 2009 10:43 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OT: I'm speechless, I am without speech
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4406963
Please for the love of all that is holy, may AJ Hawk annihilate this stupid fuckface at Lambeau field
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 18, 2009 10:55 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The man is an ass clown
"My problem is, I've been lazy." - Carlos Zambrano
by tailgater on Aug 18, 2009 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Short summary?
For those of us who can’t get to ESPN currently.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 18, 2009 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A source close to Brett Favre said the quarterback, pending a physical, will sign a contract with the Minnesota Vikings for between $10 million to $12 million, according to ESPN senior NFL analyst Chris Mortensen.
Vikings coach Brad Childress confirmed in an e-mail to The Associated Press Tuesday morning that Favre was traveling from Mississippi to meet with the team.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 18, 2009 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks..
I will enjoy his failure to play well down the stretch again just as I did last year.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 18, 2009 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently Favre is signing with the Vik-Queens.
"My problem is, I've been lazy." - Carlos Zambrano
by tailgater on Aug 18, 2009 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
stupid cockfuck
that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma
by furby2056 on Aug 18, 2009 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
by blackoutsox on Aug 18, 2009 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my packer schadenfreude just got turned to 11. thank you for bringing this to my attention.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 18, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And...I still don't care
actually, this may turn out to be a good thing, considering how many INTs Farve lofted last season with the Jets.
Over. The. Hill.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Aug 18, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd love to see this at the end of his next last game's story.
NOTES: Rice was carted off the field in the middle of the first quarter with an ankle injury, but returned in the second half … Favre finished the day 17-for-38 with one touchdown and three interceptions. He announced his retirement after the game … Peterson cleared 100 yards rushing for the 10th time this season …
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 18, 2009 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How many wins has Linebrink now blown for our starters? Doesn't seem easy to find because of inherited runs....but I'm going to guess 4 million.
scott got scott the win
"thanks, scott."
"you’re welcome, scott"
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 17, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply recommended Unrec 2
give them all surgery
unclutcherectomies for everyone
RISP! DO YOU SPEAK IT
by billyok on Aug 16, 2009 9:45 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 11:02 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fahv-ruh
lambeau bowl back on yay!
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 18, 2009 11:08 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Underachievers?
I don’t really see it. with a couple of exceptions, I’d say the players are perfoming about as well as you’d expect going into the season (’cept for Q).
by Hatchetm on Aug 18, 2009 11:21 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i dunno...
looks ok to me. linebrink sux, but overall the pen is pretty goo.
by Hatchetm on Aug 18, 2009 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate the Vikings...
But I love Brett Favre!
by Carbiner on Aug 18, 2009 11:37 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll just root for the Lions
No way this can fail.
by Carbiner on Aug 18, 2009 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I boycotted the Bears for a year because they went into a season with Orton.
Now we have Jay Cutler.. so it worked for me.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 18, 2009 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully the ghost of Matt Millen drafts a WR first next year
by Carbiner on Aug 18, 2009 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It has been a while, they're due.
I will say though, Calvin Johnson is unreal. I can’t blame them for that one.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 18, 2009 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hate the vikings, and i hate the bears.
its just in my blood as a packer fan. brett, is still my all time favorite athelete, but playing for the vikings, we all know, is absolute bull shit. he needs to quit being a twat.
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Aug 18, 2009 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love the Packers
and loved Brett Favre up to the point he joined the Vikings
may our defense utterly cripple him
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
by blackoutsox on Aug 18, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm right there with ya
As a Packer fan I will be cheering on Aaron Kampman as he smothers Favre into the earth.
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
by OznCoop on Aug 18, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2009 Leaders in Doubles (on the roster)
Rios 27
Beckham 22
Konerko 21
Getz 17
AJ/ Dye/ Podsednik 16
by shaftr on Aug 18, 2009 11:56 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Beckham has 9 more than Milton Bradley with 95 less PAs...bwaa haaaaaa!
Just sayin’
"My problem is, I've been lazy." - Carlos Zambrano
by tailgater on Aug 18, 2009 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer the Rios to Bradley comparison
Considering they both play OF and make around the same amount of money.
I refuse to compare Beckham to anything less than a great player with even greater hair, no need to insult the savior.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 18, 2009 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the positional adjustment is the same for 3B and CF.
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
by larry on Aug 18, 2009 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you really trying to say Rios doesn’t have more in common with Bradley than Beckham?
by Grinder in Training on Aug 18, 2009 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i have no idea what "more in common" means.
but saying both rios and bradley play the outfield as justification for a comparison is like saying alexei ramirez and aramis ramirez both play the infield.
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
by larry on Aug 18, 2009 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis
"My problem is, I've been lazy." - Carlos Zambrano
by tailgater on Aug 18, 2009 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2009 Leaders in HBP (on the roster)
Quentin 10 (255 PA’s)
Konerko 8 (468 PA’s)
Getz 5
Dye/Beckham 4
by Carbiner on Aug 18, 2009 12:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kelly Shoppach has 16 in 244
Must combine the AJ lean into the pitch strategy with Quentin’s Batting position
by Carbiner on Aug 18, 2009 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beckham is fairly close on the plate
i think he could get hit at an above average rate. though i really don’t know what average for a RHB is. or generally.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
by colintj on Aug 18, 2009 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Be kind to Freddy
I’m in a fairly good mood, so I’ll go with a half-full glass approach and predict that Freddy will…
Make it through 6 innings, with 5 hits, 2 BB and give up 4 runs.
"My problem is, I've been lazy." - Carlos Zambrano
by tailgater on Aug 18, 2009 12:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh and I'll throw in 2 Ks, what the heck.
"My problem is, I've been lazy." - Carlos Zambrano
by tailgater on Aug 18, 2009 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i say 7 1/3 IP, 6 runs (3 ER), 3 walks, 4 k's, and a win.
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Aug 18, 2009 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if he makes it past 5 IP, that will be pretty amazing.
of course, he is facing a hacktastic lineup so there’s a chance.
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
by larry on Aug 18, 2009 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you trippin son
This is KC…drink some of the TDogg Kool Aid
6 innings, 5 H, 1 BB, 3K, 2 ER
by Q!'s Qrew on Aug 18, 2009 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
by e-gus on Aug 18, 2009 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
2-3 walks though
"Oh well back to work"
by Tdogg on Aug 18, 2009 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
small size sample size, but commenters on the daily herald blog are not as stupid
relative to chicagosports and mlbtraderumors
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 12:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't Panic!!
“He’ll be fine,” said Pierzynski. “We have all the confidence in the world in him. If we have a lead in the eighth inning [on Tuesday], he’ll be out there again.”
“After that inning, when Liner give up the home run, I didn’t see anyone over there with long faces,” Guillen said. “Only Liner was disappointed, but everyone was cheering and saying, ’Don’t let this bother anybody.’ That’s a good sign about this ballclub, because to take away a game like that can hurt a ballclub.”
by hoodlight on Aug 18, 2009 1:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck you and the dick you rode in on.
by Trooper on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hsa, are you like one of them annoying little fuckers who quotes wes anderson like all the fucking time?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't recall the last time I did, though I very much enjoy most of his films.
fuck you and the dick you rode in on.
by Trooper on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, i like the first four, but when i saw darjeeling in the theatre, these annoying little fucking indie kids
like colin (i’m joking) without the girly hair (not joking) sitting in front of me were piping in snarky comments every other minute. i wanted to smack them all upside the head.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No. I am not an asshole in that sort of way.
I haven’t seen anything he’s done since Life Aquatic either.
And you should have smacked them…look at what a lifetime of non-violence did to colin.
fuck you and the dick you rode in on.
by Trooper on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i know you aren't...taking colin to the woodshed would've done better than keeping him in the basement
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
In the first moments of a movie earlier this summer
I took out my phone, which was off, and rather loudly feigned a conversation. “Hey. No I can’t talk. I’m in a movie, and I really have to concentrate because of this idiot in front of me who thinks his texting is going unnoticed by the entire theater.”
Got applause, a couple ’shhhhh’s and one very dirty look.
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
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by The Cheat on Aug 18, 2009 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
nice and rec'd
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hehehe.
ass!
fuck you and the dick you rode in on.
by Trooper on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that Transformers crowd is a tough one.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I did something similar when another moviegoer's phone rang multiple times.
But instead of going the passive-aggressive route, I turned toward the person and shouted “SHUT OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONE!”
There was stunned silence. But I never heard that phone ring again.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
by RWShow on Aug 18, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
your bitch ass wasn't even there.
my hair’s hot, baby.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
by colintj on Aug 18, 2009 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
haha, totally
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Ginger">>>>"Flaxen"
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll recommend this statement.
fuck you and the dick you rode in on.
by Trooper on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That made me do a spit take.
'Next year''s are for Cub fans!
by oscargamble33 on Aug 18, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hope the keyboard's ok!
:)
fuck you and the dick you rode in on.
by Trooper on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pods dh, beckham5, jd9, pk3, aj2, q7, rios8, ram6, nix4. Freddy pitching
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
by larry on Aug 18, 2009 1:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
my dh is big game like my sp
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Konerko again?
0 for his last 22, sit the man down! Kotsay has been playing well enough to anchor the position for a short stint.
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
by OznCoop on Aug 18, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
whos at the game today?
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
by blackoutsox on Aug 18, 2009 1:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If Getz was fit
would Pods still be DH? I guess he would now we have Rios, why they didn’t try Nix in a corner outfield spot I don’t know. Just looks as if he would be more than adequate, and i like him as a batter much better than Podsedniskzssxz or whatever the fuck he is called.
by hoodlight on Aug 18, 2009 1:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
woosh?
you mean Thome?
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
by blackoutsox on Aug 18, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no i mean pods
who dhd last night and tonight, whooosh your fucking self
by hoodlight on Aug 18, 2009 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was refencing to why Getz being fit matters in your post at all
(it didnt)
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
by blackoutsox on Aug 18, 2009 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow that's a picture of someone who is mentally and physically handicapped
which I find extremely offensive, and as an editor, you should have higher standards than that
by hoodlight on Aug 18, 2009 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, right you fucking dickhead
you have a child with Downs Syndrome then come back and post that – I’m guessing you wouldn’t. you fucking supercillious cunting arsehole.
and the rest of you are a fucking disgrace for letting him get away with this kind of thing, posting pictures of handicapped people for cheap laughs
you cunt
by hoodlight on Aug 18, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Larry that's not nice
"Oh well back to work"
by Tdogg on Aug 18, 2009 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he told me to get a child with down syndrome and post it.
by larry on Aug 18, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 photos, 3 recs.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
by RWShow on Aug 18, 2009 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AND he didn't use a subject line.
fuck you and the dick you rode in on.
by Trooper on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
reported to SBNATION administrators
by hoodlight on Aug 18, 2009 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
for showing pics of larry when he was a kid
by hoodlight on Aug 18, 2009 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
only took twenty minutes to think that up.
by larry on Aug 18, 2009 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oooohh
you’re obsessed by responding to my posts, why don’t you just ignore me and continue posting pictures of handicapped people, as well as making lots of posts about homosexuality. Keep going pal, you are fucking hilarious
by hoodlight on Aug 18, 2009 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're being fucked with, mate.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
by colintj on Aug 18, 2009 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no i'm not
do you think pictures of handicapped children are funny? and I’m not obsessed, I hope I get banned from here, It wouldn’t bother me, larry on the other hand would probably have a nervous breakdown.
by hoodlight on Aug 18, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe...
but there are other more likely candidates while we would wonder what would larry do (I mean say).
by EddyStanky'sGhost on Aug 18, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oppo. Hoodie's doing the effing with.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
your're cleverer than what I thought you were
by hoodlight on Aug 18, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'll have to excuse Colin. He just woke up.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is the problem with irony, right here.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
by colintj on Aug 18, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i scored it 10-9 hoody..
the notion that “SBNation Administrators” might be sympathetic to the plight of the mentally challenged was pretty funny.
by Andronicus on Aug 18, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And apparently true.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2009 1:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're kidding?
you mean neither of us is actually serious? i’m astonished.
by larry on Aug 18, 2009 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the english guy is pissed....
now he has to get americans to help him out.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 18, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My new fave. LOL.
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
by winningugly on Aug 18, 2009 2:51 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Hoodie, you'll have to watch the language.
kthxbai
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My favorite.
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
by winningugly on Aug 18, 2009 2:47 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
ok, I'm obfuscating
forget about DH and Getz, just why hasn’t Nix been given chance to play an outfield spot when on lots of given days his bat (well to me) seems far superior to the crap we have trotted out there all season, pods, wise, anderson
by hoodlight on Aug 18, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Nix should get more time at 3B if he's our util guy next year
so we don’t resign goggles
Beckham plays second then obvs
On that fly to right-center
I kinda expected JD to plow into Rios with an ATV.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 17, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply recommended Unrec 3
by blackoutsox on Aug 18, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, i'd rather have nix play over beckham at 3b
what are you, fucktarded?
by Shakey on Aug 18, 2009 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Excellent sig. Dead-on, Jim.
fuck you and the dick you rode in on.
by Trooper on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know....I thought it was just getting retarded.
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fuck you and the dick you rode in on.
by Trooper on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Flagged, anyone who listens to Black Eyes Peas w/ Fergie deserves torture.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 18, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed. It was meant to be insulting towards them.
fuck you and the dick you rode in on.
by Trooper on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i should tell you all the story about the time i saw them before i knew fergie had infected the group
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 18, 2009 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my frisbee got caught in a tree
can i borrow that stick up your ass to knock it loose?
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 18, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
first you should tell us who they are.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
needs more hemaphrodites
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
SouthSideSox on Facebook
by The Cheat on Aug 18, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Leave herm out of this.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and yet the PECOTA adjusted projections have us as the slightest of favorites to win the division:
by Andronicus on Aug 18, 2009 1:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
peavy and rios do that for you
On that fly to right-center
I kinda expected JD to plow into Rios with an ATV.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 17, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply recommended Unrec 3
by blackoutsox on Aug 18, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Run differential is higher than Detroit
Finally
by Carbiner on Aug 18, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
84.2 wins - 84.1 wins
I see game 163…
On that fly to right-center
I kinda expected JD to plow into Rios with an ATV.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 17, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply recommended Unrec 3
by blackoutsox on Aug 18, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh man, we're going to be breathing down the Tigers necks all the way to the end

"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
by ChicagoPete on Aug 18, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes! hell yes! celtic v arsenal on fox sports midwest/comcast
up the hoops!
it is what it is......
by BuehrleMan on Aug 18, 2009 1:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
tough crowd today
after a win, no less!
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 18, 2009 2:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not really any Pods hating though
Shame
by Carbiner on Aug 18, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't interrupt. Hoodie and larry are just getting into it.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll just be here swinging around on my pirate rope.
by Trooper on Aug 18, 2009 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, you could hang out at Nicky's place on th RR.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I take a week off and it's like I never left
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
by ChicagoPete on Aug 18, 2009 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'd post the youtube clip of the truffle shuffle
but i’m afeared of getting yelled at for making fun of fat kids.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 18, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fucking arsenal.
cheating bastards.
it is what it is......
by BuehrleMan on Aug 18, 2009 2:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
will win at a canter now - after they got that goal
by hoodlight on Aug 18, 2009 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
celtic certainly don't look like scoring. probably give one up to a counter.
but you never know.
it is what it is......
by BuehrleMan on Aug 18, 2009 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Arsenal aren't even playing that well and are 1 0 up
sorry to say it mate, they are a far superior team
by hoodlight on Aug 18, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the most hate-filled, off-topic thread that has ever existed.
Fucking Linebrink.
fuck you and the dick you rode in on.
by Trooper on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 2:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Stick it up your ass.
fuck you and the dick you rode in on.
by Trooper on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or...just my sig. (nice one, by the way)
fuck you and the dick you rode in on.
by Trooper on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i liked your last sig better
but whatever, whatever
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 18, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
please direct yourself to HSA's current sig.
by Trooper on Aug 18, 2009 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't think i like you very much right now, what do you think of that!
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 18, 2009 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
who'm I kidding... I do.. I DO
BILLY COME BACK!!!1
by Trooper on Aug 18, 2009 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
baby i never left
I NEVER LEFT!
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 18, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really enjoyed that one too...a lot. But this one is sleeker and was directed towards Linebrink.
:)
fuck you and the dick you rode in on.
by Trooper on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah i saw how much you enjoyed it in your reply
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 18, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think everyone saw that. How embarrassing! heheheheh
fuck you and the dick you rode in on.
by Trooper on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last season was much angrier
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 18, 2009 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't you have some gold jewelery to play with?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what....this is true.
But we haven’t gotten to September yet.
fuck you and the dick you rode in on. ~Trooper
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love you guys.
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
by winningugly on Aug 18, 2009 2:58 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
You're the worst one of us all.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 18, 2009 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am going to walk forward and swing my internet fists like so
if you walk into my fists and get punched in the face, it’s your own fault
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 18, 2009 2:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
for the record - I find pictures of handicapped people very offensive
not funny – I detest spastics
by hoodlight on Aug 18, 2009 2:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Handicapped person pic reply in 3....2.......
fuck you and the dick you rode in on.
by Trooper on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so you're offended ... because you hate the people in the photos??
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 18, 2009 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yea, that didn't make sense to me either.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
by Jackkoho on Aug 18, 2009 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's
“persons with disabilities,” you fucking supercillious cunting arsehole.
by larry on Aug 18, 2009 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Aug 18, 2009 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Even better with your sig.
fuck you and the dick you rode in on.
by Trooper on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha didnt even think about it
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Aug 18, 2009 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SUBJECT LINE BITCHES.
it is what it is......
by BuehrleMan on Aug 18, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why bother. This thread went down the shitter hours ago.
fuck you and the dick you rode in on.
by Trooper on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
its pretty poopy
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Aug 18, 2009 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
needs more OPOS
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
by Jackkoho on Aug 18, 2009 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no it needs the kid announcer at the A's game
and all the Downs will have been covered in one thread
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Aug 18, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think all hate posts should be backed up with information and statistics. That way there can be no misunderstanding. If someone fails to back up their argument, they will be insulted and denoted a member of the "right rail" as in other posts.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
by Jackkoho on Aug 18, 2009 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
think someones stupid? dig up their college transcripts and prove it!!!
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
by Jackkoho on Aug 18, 2009 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU, THE SUBJECT LINE NAZI???
(I’m picking you – completely at random – to hate right now. Hope you don’t mind.)
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
by RWShow on Aug 18, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no fucking doubt...
i thought that was HSA’s job…
plus it dont matter in non game threads
Hell Yesss
by Grinder Rule #42 on Aug 18, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate only when applicable.
It is simple courtesy to include a subject line for large or obscene images.
Gamethread or not.
fuck you and the dick you rode in on. ~Trooper
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
by ChicagoPete on Aug 18, 2009 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fortune, mcdonald on
samaras, donati off.
it is what it is......
by BuehrleMan on Aug 18, 2009 2:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this is you guys

and this is me

¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 18, 2009 2:58 PM CDT reply actions 8 recs
Smoking is not good for you.
fuck you and the dick you rode in on.
by Trooper on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks mom
now hop on the bike and let’s ride
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 18, 2009 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because I couldn't find my pic of the wienerdog puppy drinking from a cup of soda (FROM A STRAW) sitting in the center console of the car

Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
SouthSideSox on Facebook
by The Cheat on Aug 18, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
shoulda used the internet

Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
SouthSideSox on Facebook
by The Cheat on Aug 18, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
outstanding billy
that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma
by furby2056 on Aug 18, 2009 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
uh oh... freddy is in trouble!
http://csnchicago.com/pages/soxdrawer
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 18, 2009 2:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what? something do do with the game tonight?
get the fuck out of town
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Aug 18, 2009 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why are you talking about baseball, this is neither the time nor the place.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 18, 2009 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
clowned

OMG!! YOU BEEN CLOWNED, BISH!!!
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
by SkanchoDanza on Aug 18, 2009 3:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that skanberg guy is going to be pissed
when he finds out you stole his paper.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
by colintj on Aug 18, 2009 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's kill this imposter, in the name of Carl!
(Skanberg, not Getz)
fuck you and the dick you rode in on.
by Trooper on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
poopy poopy poop
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Aug 18, 2009 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear HSA, I know you are a crazy cat lady, so here is some advice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnZhi5gaX8g
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 18, 2009 3:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't you recognize me from the video?
fuck you and the dick you rode in on.
by Trooper on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I figured you were the drooling kitty
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 18, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You've obviously never had your 'badge of honor' massaged.
fuck you and the dick you rode in on.
by Trooper on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like the blazer, by the way
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Aug 18, 2009 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'll admit i skimmed the video
but why is half of it shot with a prop cat?
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 18, 2009 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno, the same reason you need to learn how to tie a scarf
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgt-C2QRiHg&feature=channel
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 18, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'll admit i skimmed that video as well
why does she dress up as a terrorist at the beginning?
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 18, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Keeping on topic.... Taken today, from my friend's iphone.

fuck you and the dick you rode in on.
by Trooper on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 3:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
flagged for posting hippie spiritual shit
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is just as obxious as little indie colins talking about pitchfork reviews and the wire
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your revolution is over, OSFIB!! The hippies won!! The hippies WON!!
fuck you and the dick you rode in on.
by Trooper on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
back in the day when i had hair, long hair, goddamn hippies would come up to me and
ask if i was native american, can you believe that shite?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You live in District 9?
"My problem is, I've been lazy." - Carlos Zambrano
by tailgater on Aug 18, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hippies should own a tv and watch world news tonight or something, just sayin'
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you like the movie btw?
overall, i’ve read positive reviews
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hippie?
looks like hell’s penitentiary.
by EddyStanky'sGhost on Aug 18, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that skyline is for hippies
Hog Butcher for the World,
Tool Maker, Stacker of Wheat,
Player with Railroads and the Nation’s Freight Handler;
Stormy, husky, brawling,
City of the Big Hairy Balls.
dancing on the sand.
by thecip on Aug 18, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah yes, the little-known alternate ending.
:)
fuck you and the dick you rode in on.
by Trooper on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM PDT
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is a type 7 thread

dancing on the sand.
by thecip on Aug 18, 2009 3:23 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Interesting
I don’t think I’ve ever had the Type 1, maybe back when I had an impacted wisdom tooth sawed out and was eating vicodin non-stop for a month.
But I can definitely check off 2 through 6 – just this past weekend, come to think of it. Thai Friday, Mexican Saturday, and Indian on Sunday. Do I win a prize, like in Bingo?
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
by ChicagoPete on Aug 18, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
you are the most interesting shitter in the world
stay thirsty, my friend
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 18, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They should be called Anger Grief Denial Bargaining Acceptance
I might have missed a couple
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
by ChicagoPete on Aug 18, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Depression and Hope
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
by e-gus on Aug 18, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hope this thread has 20 recs later.
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Aug 18, 2009 3:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
my mental image of larry

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Aug 18, 2009 3:26 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
larry has lots more hair
"My problem is, I've been lazy." - Carlos Zambrano
by tailgater on Aug 18, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that is
the coolest pic today
Hell Yesss
by Grinder Rule #42 on Aug 18, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just did a once-over of this thread
you all make me sick
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 18, 2009 3:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
D-Weezy to the DL
Hyperextended Legend. Retroactive to 7/23.
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
by SkanchoDanza on Aug 18, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
This thread is awesome
and I’d like to note how it didn’t even require any stirring on my part to reach this level of shittyness.
Let’s keep up the good work here, people!
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Aug 18, 2009 4:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
shut up you fucking retard
;)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
in honor of tonight's starting pitching
i hereby use this comment to bump the total for this thread to 420.
smoke ’em if you got ’em!
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 18, 2009 5:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow things went awry up in this bitch.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Aug 18, 2009 6:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU RUINED THE 420 YOU OMNIPOTENT CUNT!
by Trooper on Aug 18, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
KNIFE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck you and the dick you rode in on. ~Trooper
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Feeling the love.
:P
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Aug 19, 2009 6:10 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

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