Wise to the DL; Garcia Added to Roster
Dewayne Wise on DL (shoulder) to make room for Freddy Garcia.
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HE HURT IT MAKING "THE CATCH"
this can be the only way.
by Trooper on Aug 18, 2009 3:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay
Why was he still on the roster anyway? I guess since Getz is hurt they needed him in OF since Nix would be in the IF most of the time. Still, once Getz is healthy does this mean Wise is gone?
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by FAQ on Aug 18, 2009 3:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Who's going when Peavy comes?
On that fly to right-center
I kinda expected JD to plow into Rios with an ATV.
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by Sox Machine on Aug 17, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply recommended Unrec 3
by blackoutsox on Aug 18, 2009 3:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How the eff are we supposed to win on Thursdays now?
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by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 3:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we'll cross that bridge on thursday.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Aug 18, 2009 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was very nice of them to put him on the DL
instead of shipping him to Charlotte. He still collects his major league salary.
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
by ChicagoPete on Aug 18, 2009 3:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
pretty sure his contract guarantees his salary.
by larry on Aug 18, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so how does that work?
If he signs a major league contract in the offseason it’s guaranteed for the year even if he’s sent down to the minors?
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
by ChicagoPete on Aug 18, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, yeah.
i mean, the sox can’t send linebrink to the minors and not pay his salary. same thing occurred with macdougal, who was probably the highest paid minor leaguer last season. you can sign a player to a contract where it’s contemplated that he doesn’t get his full salary if they’re optioned at some point or simply in the minors – split contracts do that, for example. pretty sure wise’s contract is guaranteed.
by larry on Aug 18, 2009 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wouldnt signing bonuses push several guys past McDougal or does that not count?
/picture of a retard
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
by e-gus on Aug 18, 2009 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
depends upon how the signing bonuses are paid out.
and if you want to count them. i don’t think anyone made a higher base salary.
by larry on Aug 18, 2009 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
MacDougal was on a 3yr guaranteed deal
I’m assuming Wise was at league minimum. My question was, does your basic bare bones league minimum boilerplate stipulate that you get cut off from your major league salary if you get sent down?
Guess it’s moot with Wise cause like 38fan mentions below, he’s out of options. I’m assuming the Sox just want to DL him now to make room, and then take him off again when rosters expand in September.
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
by ChicagoPete on Aug 18, 2009 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pretty sure it does.
and, since wise is out of options, he’d be smart to just tell the white sox to go fuck themselves and pay him his money instead of taking a salary cut to go to charlotte.
by larry on Aug 18, 2009 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Charlotte???
I believe Wise is out of options. They are holding on for one more miracle.
by bigz38fan on Aug 18, 2009 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No wonder he's been struggling!
He’s been playing with an injured shoulder.
by Off the bus running on Aug 18, 2009 3:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
farny's return.
and alex gordon to the minors.
by larry on Aug 18, 2009 3:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll see your Liney and raise you a Farny.
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
by SkanchoDanza on Aug 18, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is this the new wire thread?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 4:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pipe down, Swiss Miss.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 18, 2009 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dude, what's up?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not your fault, son.
It’s not your fault.
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
by winningugly on Aug 18, 2009 4:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Not you man, not you!
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by stanleygoober on Aug 18, 2009 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that a popular show from the teletubes featuring no baseball? Never seen it...
Blonde: “Billy! No more BJ’s if we can’t kiss afterwords.”
(kiss)
(man makes face)
Scene.
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
by SkanchoDanza on Aug 18, 2009 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
heh. heh.
fuck you and the dick you rode in on. ~Trooper
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish, I WISH, the conversation went that well
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by billyok on Aug 18, 2009 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't get it.
The reference, that is.
I get why SkanchoDanza’s (def not carl getz) comment is funny…oh, nevermind. Fuck it.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Aug 18, 2009 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd guess he means the dialogue in most porn films is as good as summer FanPosts?
And the imagined dialogue would be an infinite improvement?
At least that’s how my mind read it.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 5:29 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Not porn. Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
fuck you and the dick you rode in on. ~Trooper
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not really seeing the difference.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 18, 2009 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh. I saw "Muffy The Vampire Playa".
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 5:51 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
"muffy the trampire layer"
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Aug 18, 2009 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sarah michelle gellar has not done anywhere near enough porn.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Aug 18, 2009 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Assuming she's Buffy, has she done any?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 5:54 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
not to my knowledge, but i'm not a celebrity porn guy.
thought i’m sure there are no less than hundreds of sss’ers that are.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Aug 18, 2009 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me either. Amateurs are more interesting than pros.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 5:57 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
i've been given a brazzers password...
almost makes me wish i didn’t have a GF. but at least now i’ve got a exit strategy.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Aug 18, 2009 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
do you get the internet?
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
by colintj on Aug 18, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
can't say i do, but that hasn't stopped me from messing around on it.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2009 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of... Did you make it to Santa Monica?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 6:00 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
nope. will go back out there soon, though.
stayed in beverly hills/ west hollywood mostly. visited a buddy in manhattan beach. i had business to take care of, which took some of my time, and the fucking cab costs with traffic out there are insane. a 2.5 mile trip to a jamba juice and a liquor store cost me $50 in cab fare. just demoralizing.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Aug 18, 2009 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really hope you spent more than $50 at that liquor store.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Aug 18, 2009 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
For $50 more he could've taken a ride to heaven.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 6:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
from the movie "Gigantic" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1176251/
Is this what its like? I saw this indie movie this weekend and it had this terrible scene in it.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
by Jackkoho on Aug 18, 2009 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Beckham
needs / deserves a night off.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
by ballyb on Aug 18, 2009 4:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Another 0-fer and I'll agree witcha.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 5:11 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
SCHWING
Oz says Scott Linebrink is out as the 8th-inning set-up man for now.
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by billyok on Aug 18, 2009 4:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Only a couple months and several losses late there, Ozzie.
fuck you and the dick you rode in on. ~Trooper
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if Linebrink's job will be given to, ummmm, i don't know, Thornton, the 8th-inning set-up man!
thanks twitter!
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
by SkanchoDanza on Aug 18, 2009 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My friends dad got the list of people who were on that 2003 steroids list
the entire Cubs rotation from 2003 was on the list as well aramis ramirez and derrek. Colon and Sandy Alomar were the only people on the sox on the list, but contreras and garcia were on the list on their respective teams. Nomar, Soriano and Milton Bradley too.
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
by Jbasic89 on Aug 18, 2009 5:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And his motivation for naming names is?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 5:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
He just acquired the list from some lawyer friend
he said he is gonna email it to me later on.
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
by Jbasic89 on Aug 18, 2009 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm more wondering why the list, if real, is being passed around?
What is the lawyer’s angle in this?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 5:22 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
i thought the whole sox team didnt take the test
therefore getting a failing grade and forcing the testing mandate.
i smell BS
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
by e-gus on Aug 18, 2009 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the Sox team voted for ALL to take the test
And it was denied by MLB or the union. But your gist is right: they were so sure they were clean that they had nothing to fear.
But I’m old and misremember things.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 6:11 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't it that not taking the test counted as a positive tesr
So Frank tried to get the whole team not to take it to artificially inflate the percent of the league that tested positive?
by joewho112 on Aug 18, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Could very well be. And wasn't MB the ringleader?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 6:59 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Well, with motivation like that, who needs stool pigeons?
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote
by SkanchoDanza on Aug 18, 2009 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like the way you think, STD
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Aug 18, 2009 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
uh, i meant SD
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Aug 18, 2009 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SketchoPadza.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 5:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
ScabdoDickza.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Aug 18, 2009 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
when the syphilis starts talking to you, i think that means it's in an advanced stage
you might want to get that checked out
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 18, 2009 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Save yourself the time
Just Google “Bleacher Report” and “unconfirmed list of 103.” I’d link to Bleacher Report, except, well, I’d never link to Bleacher Report.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 18, 2009 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel like someone just wrote names down
Of players who have experienced a drop-off in performance or were star players. I mean, there should be a lot more scrubby journeymen on that list, a la Grimsley and Rincon. Seems like that list was produced by a Cubs-hater too. Even though they were all on something, until the actual list comes out, it’s not responsible to draw conclusions from unconfirmed lists.
LeBron James: Which of His Blessings would you deny?
by ProfessorEmmer on Aug 18, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed, that was just a list of star players
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
by Jackkoho on Aug 18, 2009 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
leak it
On that fly to right-center
I kinda expected JD to plow into Rios with an ATV.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 17, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply recommended Unrec 3
by blackoutsox on Aug 20, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
All kidding aside, this means Oz won't sub for Pods late inning with a tie or lead.
He mightve been tempted to do the right thing with Wise on the bench, but he’ll never slap Pods in the face by moving Nyx to LF and LiliMarlena to second.
Would he?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 5:15 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Staying on topic here, at least with how the posts this day have gone, I just saw a google ad "How to defend yourself"
with the tag line, “Discover What The Martial Artists And The Army Don’t Want You To Know”.
Ahh, how I love the paranoia / conspiracy card!
Why I take time to think about these “special” (read: retarded) ads, I do not know, but it did get me wondering what, exactly, do the martial artists and the army have in common? And from that subset, what would they be trying to hide?
Anyways, since I know you all want answers to these burning questions, the website is: www.CloseCombatTraining.com
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Aug 18, 2009 5:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like a marriage manual.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 5:24 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Aug 18, 2009 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow, I saw the bristol stool chart in the other thread and knew I could never post there again. Terrible.
Also terrible that I already knew about the Bristol stool chart.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
by Jackkoho on Aug 18, 2009 5:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it what it sounds like? A chart of feces?
And did hoodie post it?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 5:56 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
yes, thats what it is, i dont know who posted it, and I don't want to go back and look.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
by Jackkoho on Aug 18, 2009 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 6:06 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
This just in: Peavy is a disaster, season canceled
@ChrisDeLuca
White Sox RHP Jake Peavy has allowed 2 runs and 1 hit after 1 inning pitching for AAA Charlotte vs. Durham Bulls. Struck out 1st batter.
Sell your stock
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 18, 2009 6:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
gameday linkage
http://web.minorleaguebaseball.com/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2009_08_18_chraaa_dubaaa_1
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 18, 2009 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know, threads like the other one are when I'm glad I have a job
and don’t have time to read SSS during the day.
Seriously, what do you deadbeats do all day that you can generate that kind of volume?
fucking dome
by vince_ on Aug 18, 2009 6:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i'm self-employed and today involved lots of video encoding and waiting-related activities
i’m living the dream!
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 18, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this Miley Cyrus?
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
by winningugly on Aug 18, 2009 7:28 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
bwahahahahahahahahahaha!
Bunchuva-holes, no doubt.
fuck you and the dick you rode in on. ~Trooper
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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