A Sweaty Return
Kansas City Royals at Chicago White Sox, Aug 18, 2009 7:11 PM CDT
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Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
I think were still waiting for the convo to carry over from the sweaty freddy post
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by stanleygoober on Aug 18, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
they are 6-6 vs the Royals
thats not because of the picture.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Yes it is!!!
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 7:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
load up de bong, crank up de song, let de informa call 9-1-1
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oops, no link I see
http://cybermetric.blogspot.com/2009/08/are-white-sox-really-bunch-of.html
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by stanleygoober on Aug 18, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Schweaty Balls.
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by winningugly on Aug 18, 2009 7:33 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Well according to PECOTA we are overachieving by close to 15 games
PARTY!
Seriously though, the projections systems hardly even can figure out the Sox.
However, the Sox have a FIP nearly .4 runs better than the Tigers and a wOBA 3 points higher and yet are two behind. By those measures sure, they are underachieving
How much did kenny pick them off the waiver for?
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by stanleygoober on Aug 18, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions
i watched part of a hockey game once.
it was the hawks against some other team in the playoffs this year. watched almost the whole 3rd period. lots of goals. pretty exciting. probably won’t watch another one though.
it is what it is......
Been saying it for years: I hate Phat Sweaty Phreddy.
I’d rather see Whisler or Egbert than his selfish, fingerpointing ass.
That said, if he pitches well and actually acts like he has a team behind him, then ok.
He’ll still be a douche, but I’ll care less.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 7:07 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Underachieving? "Big Game" Freddy doesn't give a shit...

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by Servant2LordBeckham on Aug 18, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions
haha...yeah
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
My personal guy feeling for this game-
Freddy has a good first inning, a rocky second, and then gets all our hopes up from 3-5.
Then the other shoe drops.
by South Side Expat on Aug 18, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions
What does your impersonal guy say?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 7:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
bwahaaha!
fuck you and the dick you rode in on. ~Trooper
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
ewwwwwww, grooooosssss
get that stat outta here
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by stanleygoober on Aug 18, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Regret the trade.
Miss the Jew already.
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by winningugly on Aug 18, 2009 7:39 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Till he's back on roids.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 7:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
ahhh, the dreaded two-out single in the first
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Did he stare down JD?
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— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 7:16 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
are you confusing with garland?
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope. He did it to Iguchi and Mack within a month of each other.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 7:19 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
is mac dead?
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Wire? AD? I got lost in the day thread.
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— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 7:22 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
gameday would suggest that first pitch was a strike
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions
Yeah, I think that the way AJ had to move his glove to catch it made it seem like a ball
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
boy, that pitch looked pretty good.
gameday shows it right down the middle. ball 1.
it is what it is......
cross up in signs with aj
he caught it while he was standing up
that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma
mike jacobs thinks freddy is liney
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions
Let's roast him like a piggy when he's done!
fuck you and the dick you rode in on. ~Trooper
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Did that look as good as Farmy made it sound?
by South Side Expat on Aug 18, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions
dunno
did it sound like jc catching a foul pop?
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by stanleygoober on Aug 18, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
if you mean the Beckham play
he showed above average range for a 3B
by Daniel Berlyn on Aug 18, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
peavy out, torres in
67 pitches, 44 for strikes
4.0IP, 5H, 4R (3ER), 0BB, 1HBP, 5K, 1HR
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is thome historically atrocious against meche?
i don’t see the point of sitting him tonight..
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions
ouchy hee
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by thatshortkid on Aug 18, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
v v nice.
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by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Hurt, right?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 7:27 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
gtfo, did i miss that in cheat's recap?
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Couple days ago.
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— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 7:29 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
was in charlotte over the weekend...just caught the boxscores
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
sorry for crapping on the other thread. late to this one because of dogs birthday.
yes, you read that right… was out celebrating dogs birthday.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
freddy has better control than meche thus far, this might be entertaining game
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions
aj has by far been our best hitter this year
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
by JOSEPANIAGUA on Aug 18, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
based on??
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
celtic has a great big pole in their goal.
didn’t help them today unfortunately.
it is what it is......
PR got wet.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 18, 2009 7:30 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Yay, a run
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
woohoo
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions
woohoo
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions
Just like pootie tang
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by stanleygoober on Aug 18, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
little biggie shorty!
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
could have done without a 1st pitch swing there with meche struggling.
thus ends Q’s epic 6 PA streak without swinging at the 1st pitch.
it is what it is......
anybody watch this sons of anarchy last season?
I have it sitting on tivo but never got around to checking it out
No kidding, mang.
fuck you and the dick you rode in on. ~Trooper
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
huzzah. general soreness works a walk to load 'em up
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there were two outs
and now three, as gutierrez flew out on the second pitch. damn.
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by thatshortkid on Aug 18, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
lol stone and irony
Regaring Rios, “expectations are unfair…he’s just scratching the surface of his potential”
quite a statement.
also, i see hes missing quite a bit, but are they missing as close as GD is showing?
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I think it's fucking with you.
I’ve seen mostly high 80’s stuff.
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by Servant2LordBeckham on Aug 18, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
north looks like such a tool in that affliction tshirt
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
I prefer the blonde from last night playing on her phone the whole game.
Ken Williams - Biggest balls in the game
stupid
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 18, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions
how much of a dick does pods have to feel like that they'd rather put the future star with the gimpy foot in left instead of him?
Proportionate.
fuck you and the dick you rode in on. ~Trooper
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
d'oh
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
He shouldn't be busting it to second
Because nobody busts it on every play. That’s just a lack of awareness.
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He didn't need to bust it.
He just needd to stop.
man, nix is trying really hard to play himself into more and more starts
when getz is back
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
All he needs to do is wait for Getz to get hurt again.
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Is a "hot podsednik" some kind of sandwich?
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"Bang the head that doesn't bang."
lots of pitches for meche, and he's probably on a restricted pitch count.
only 2nd game back from DL. threw 83 pitches last outing. 41 so far tonight.
it is what it is......
that's true
you can’t stop hearing good stuff about how KC handles player health.
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by thatshortkid on Aug 18, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
they let him throw like 456 pitches in a game earlier this year
when he was in the “dead arm” period iirc.
it is what it is......
if jd fucks up, i'm sure freddy sweaty will give him the evil eye frm the bench
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions
well, yeah. but how's he been pitching?
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by thatshortkid on Aug 18, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
crappy bounce
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 18, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions
jd's good for nothing
my dh is thome
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions
hahahaha...yeah we're fucked
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
hopefully no later than the 3rd inning of tomorrow night's game
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
He looks like he needs a hug.
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Buff always looks so bored
Doesn’t matter what he’s doing. He could be in the middle of a fight on the ice and he has the same expression on his face.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
my freddy jumped over the candlestick
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by thatshortkid on Aug 18, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
my freddy jumped over the candlestick?
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
my freddy never said no to a thai stick.
by 67WMAQ on Aug 18, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
actually i read "...thai chick"
whcih was the winner. now youre just mediocre
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
winnah!
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by thatshortkid on Aug 18, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Judges?
Yes.
fuck you and the dick you rode in on. ~Trooper
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Excellent effort!
fuck you and the dick you rode in on. ~Trooper
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
So close.
fuck you and the dick you rode in on. ~Trooper
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
We need to get "snab" in the dictionary
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
asshole
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 18, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
he's a big jerk who's stupid and his big ugly face is as dumb as a butt!
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by stanleygoober on Aug 18, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
gah
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
blah
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 18, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions
dude just knows how to move a package. some have the gift.
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by thatshortkid on Aug 18, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
unfortunately yes
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 18, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
we'll it looks like bacon is still having problems going to his glove side
although that one was hit pretty hard, but they should move him closer to the bag
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i think hed have to be playing on the line with his glove in the dirt to field that ball.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
my savior can field that
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by stanleygoober on Aug 18, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Paulie!!!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
paulie
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 18, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions
the homer he just hit
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 18, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 18, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
the captain has returned
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
awesome.
fuck you and the dick you rode in on. ~Trooper
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
pretty alexei-like if i say so myself.
at least i chould have done a 2 minute hack job and put paulies face on him.
I thought the same. But it was still good. I have very similarly warm feelings towards PK, as I do towards WallE. It works.
fuck you and the dick you rode in on. ~Trooper
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Has Comcast locked up for everybody?
Or is that just my EI feed?
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i think yours
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 18, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Q!'s ball landed on his comcast and broked it
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
clearly
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 18, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 18, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions
QQQQQQ
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
ya-ES
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
!!!
q
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 18, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions
:D
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 18, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I suppose that answers my question.
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anyone know the detroit score?
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
8th
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by oneloyaldawg on Aug 18, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Can you all please limit your simultaneous commenting when something exciting happens so my MLB.tv doesn't skip?
Thanks in advance
Fuck You.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 18, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
sbnation should develop a sync feature.
everyone picks exactly when they see the game start, and it unleashes comments so everyone sees them at the same time. would be revolutionary.
i joke. cept bout the revolutionary part. time travel is pretty cool.
but yeah, i guess that would be nice for the slower people not to have the surprise ruined
Rubbing one out.
Hermie Style
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 18, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
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In case you didn’t see this earlier.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
i just watched that movie this last weekend.
i very much want to marry zooey deschanel
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
which movie was that?
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by stanleygoober on Aug 18, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Me first.
I loves that woman.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 18, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
she goes topless albeit from a distance in this movie.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
You dont say?
starts downloading*
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 18, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Did anybody see this yet?
A good friend of mine used to say, "This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains." Think about that for a while.
all of us
here.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
sorry, I just signed on and saw it
A good friend of mine used to say, "This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains." Think about that for a while.
Ah, there's the Betancourt range Posnanski was talking about.
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Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Yep
I was thinking about how stupid Steve Philips sounded then saw his column about it 2 months later, still amazing
i can only remember one hit to right all year for Nix
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
magnetic balls
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by stanleygoober on Aug 18, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
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Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 18, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
2008 5th round pick
son of assistant GM Al Avila. So like what Kenny does, but with some results.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
well if you went that route
your old lady wouldnt be pregnant, now would she?
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
says the brand new father
;)
fuck you and the dick you rode in on. ~Trooper
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
wish someone would have told me this earlier.
might have tilted the balance on the pros/cons list i wrote up.
GAH
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
damn
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 18, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions
we will still win this!
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Aug 18, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Moar runz, pleez
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

moar runz
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by stanleygoober on Aug 18, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
oooooooooooohhweeeeeeeee.
I love me that film good.
fuck you and the dick you rode in on. ~Trooper
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm stealing it from Chiburb's house this weekend. Stealing. Breaking in and removing.
He will never even notice.
fuck you and the dick you rode in on. ~Trooper
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
i dont recall that part...
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Hmmm. But it looks so natural. And I'd expect him to go for strawberry.
fuck you and the dick you rode in on. ~Trooper
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
what thread was your seattle skyline picture?
gonna show the wifey
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
dude don't show her any of the threads from today
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
shes gauranteed to see 4 dudes getting a handjob or the bristol stool chart.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
The dreaded Linebrink thread.
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by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
She'll never let you hang out with us again!
fuck you and the dick you rode in on. ~Trooper
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
(kidding. Mrs e-gus is rad.)
fuck you and the dick you rode in on. ~Trooper
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
do our players have a target sign on their backs?
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 18, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions
beckhams OBP has scyrocketed recently with all these HBP and BB
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
do HBP's count for OBP?
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by stanleygoober on Aug 18, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Is he on base when that happens?
fuck you and the dick you rode in on. ~Trooper
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
hey everyone, look at this!
in 1092 PA’s in AAA, HBP’s for Q accounted for 9.2% of his OBP!!!
.424 OBP including HBP’s
.385 if you take his HBP’s away.
over those 3 AAA seasons, 126 BB’s, 69 HBP.
in 2008 with the sox, HBP’s only accounted for 5.6% of his OBP.
he needs to get hit more.
it is what it is......
yeah that sux
bases juiced and only one out
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
damn bad news
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 18, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
wilson had an error, not 100% on lowe
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Beckham doesn't get that ball.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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"Bowlingbrook bounce"
That seems new to me. He ever said that before the past month or so? And…what the hell is it supposed to mean? Is it the opposite of an in-betweener or bad-hop?
Hawk loves playing golf at the Bolingbrook Country Club because the course is very well kept and the bounces are true
hence the saying
its been the fifth inning for 3 hours
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 18, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions
uuuuggggggghhhhhhh
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
and his career just ended
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
because his career just ended
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Not that it mattered in this last play.....
but they need to work with Alexei and everyone and do some cut-off man drills.
fuck you and the dick you rode in on. ~Trooper
the cutoff men have been horrible
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by oneloyaldawg on Aug 18, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
i gotta go to my happy place

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
by e-gus on Aug 18, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
lol
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 18, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
It's everyone's happy place, gus. We're all there right with ya....
(being loud and obnoxious).
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by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
or 'right there with ya'....
if you have a preference.
fuck you and the dick you rode in on. ~Trooper
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
rec'd
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by stanleygoober on Aug 18, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
DO IT!
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by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
need a rally thread now
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
IS ANYONE LISTENING TO HAPPYHUMAN??? GET THE WOMAN A RALLYTHREAD.
fuck you and the dick you rode in on. ~Trooper
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
breathe
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 18, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
this is bad
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 18, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions
On the bright side, Pods would have let that pop-out drop just short of him.
fuck you and the dick you rode in on. ~Trooper
Racists.
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by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey Hawk, we're only trailing by one
Don’t make things seem worse than they are
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/8/18/994324/an-era-ends-a-new-rally-thread
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
I am winner -- don't fucking cross me today
He acts like he's not here until he sees you making a thread. What a fucker.
fuck you and the dick you rode in on. ~Trooper
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions

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