Seattle vs. Detroit Gamethread
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And make sure e-gus punctuates in this thread.
Hee.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
lol
just in time for the rain delay
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
they've got a fucking roof -- checks boxscore -- nevermind. Keep on rainin'!
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Looks like it won't last long.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
ahhhhh just like when cheat was gone
we get a gamethread when the game is half over.
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
These are nice
Getting to watch Nolan Ryan highlights makes this rain delay more palatable.
THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS
lol! thats a nice mental image
On that fly to right-center
I kinda expected JD to plow into Rios with an ATV.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 17, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply recommended Unrec 3
Did anyone hear anything about an International Draft of players?
Do you think it would be a good or bad idea? Also, how did Contreras look yesterday?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
I like the OM hottie. Stunning.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
Yes, Nancy Grace

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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 20, 2009 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
not a lot of junk in trunk
how are her thumbs?
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Nubile
She’s natural, Megan Fox was created by a couple of Asians from Hollywood Upstairs Medical College.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 20, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
She's got a big scar from a childhood knife fight
and has been Rushdie’d
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I'm really not seeing the Adam's Apple there
horrifying thumbs, yes, but I’m not going to pick nits
THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS
I thought it was a car accident?
Nonetheless, Rushdie ruins it all. Stupid terrorists couldn’t even act on their fatwa.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 20, 2009 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
In the words of Gob...come on!

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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 20, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
ewwww. Reminds me of Michael Douglas and the beyond bbbeeeeeauuuutiful Catherine Zeta Jones.
(billyok or Trooper quote)
by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't keep her, Liz Lemon and Jermaine Dye apart
they all look alike to me
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Not a scar. In some cultures that's known as body art.
Right OM?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
shoulders*
fixed. fuckin yikes dude. hse could take out any linebacker
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This discusion has taken on a Seinfeldian quality
and reminds me of the search for Kate’s hoof.
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What is "hse?" And what is wrong with her shoulders?
Basically, I have no idea what you said here.
(billyok or Trooper quote)
by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
"she". too big. (speaking for joebouma)
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
Oh I see. I didn't realize broad, muscular shoulders were no longer attractive.
I’ll try not to take it personally. :)
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by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions
she does look very strong
and handsome…
by Daniel Berlyn on Aug 21, 2009 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Well, looks great but not great in battle - you can't give your bicep up like that
you’ll drop your sword.
Can she clean?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
No. But grills a mean salmon.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
Nah, she eats Hardees
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 20, 2009 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions
great hamburger that 1/3 lb.' er
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Al Yellon would deem her not clutch.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 20, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Not sure what to make of that.
She seems like something a majority of hetero males would (and do) enjoy
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ok, now I have to goggle her. back in a few.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
precisely

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Aug 20, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is she/he a tranny?
Look at those thumbs and Adam’s apple.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
does he have a sister?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
i like these pictures alot more than the retards and shit charts
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
"Okay well maybe we should tell that to rainman cause he practically bankrupted a casino and he was a ratard."
“A what?”
“He was a ratard.”
“REtard.”
Does the Seattle pitcher really
Look like Vaughn from Major League? His Yahoo stat photo is a spitting image… http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/7476
Screw you, monkeyboy, Imma goin Home!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 20, 2009 2:17 PM CDT reply actions
and where is hoodie? this guy is from New South Wales. Next to Arsenal, right?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
the Seattle pitcher linked above. the hyphenated fellow is from Wales.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
you partying with the Brunley fans?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions
First time since 1968? WU was still with wife #1 back then...a long time ago!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
is the grip similar to that of the "shocker"?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
come on with this rain already!
Jack Morris? boo.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
WARNING: jack morris was capitalized!
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
I capitalized names over there too!
the SOBs
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
I just learned a few things at lunch.
Quentin Tarantino reads reviews of his own movies, is in real life just like the Jimmy character from Pulp Fiction, and has no qualms with wearing white tube socks and a t-shirt with a suit.
Don't call it a comeback.
That is a sweet picture. Good lunch!
(billyok or Trooper quote)
by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
and used to bang Mira Sorvina - I have no idea how....
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL
VERY quickly
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Jakovasaurus!

making it interesting.
too interesting.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
No worries...
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
M's get 3 more solo shots?
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Nah, Aardsma will shut the door. no worries...
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
washburn vs peavy effects so far...
our random 5th starter record is still better than what Washburn has posted so far, and we haven’t even seen the real benfit of having a Cy winner on the team…
plus detroit depleting their bench a little never hurts my feelings…
by Anonymous #5 Starter on Aug 20, 2009 2:51 PM CDT reply actions
I can smell the 1.5 games back.
/counting chickens
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Banned!
heh
(billyok or Trooper quote)
by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
FS!
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Agreed.
Even I got a small bitchslap when I went over there.
:)
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by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Also... the Mariners would be as well
by CatBrains on Aug 20, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Joe Montana and the Seattle Marnininers.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
theyre 1/2 game ahead of us
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Sadly, yes.
Gorsh, the AL C sucks.
I’ll take it!
(billyok or Trooper quote)
by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Not with that offense
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 20, 2009 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I say pitch Aardsma both the 8th and 9th...he's light's out!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
no worries...(seriously)
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
These M's pbp guys are boring as hell.
Id prefer the detroit ass-hats, and I hate those two.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
I bet they use punctuation.
Dickwad.
(billyok or Trooper quote)
by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
i like the detroit guys
they’re pretty folksy and inoffensive, if often wrong.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
when I hear all these other guys
I’m glad we’ve got our two, the crazy senile old git, and a dry witty seen it all seasoned old pro
WU and larry?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I wouldn't eat the pudding sounds like it got moldy.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Aardsma with the heart of the lineup coming up...I couldn't think of anyone better to shut the door but maybe Linebrink.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
top of the order coming up....
been a good game…hopefully no last minute heroics
by Anonymous #5 Starter on Aug 20, 2009 3:24 PM CDT reply actions
I am askeeeered
and am crouching under my desk in my cubicle, ala George Costanza
Screw you, monkeyboy, Imma goin Home!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 20, 2009 3:30 PM CDT reply actions
I think my Gameday might be broken...they didn't PR for Guillen?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
not yet on my gameday.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions
never trust a man with a double vowel in their name...
Screw you, monkeyboy, Imma goin Home!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 20, 2009 3:33 PM CDT reply actions
Well, it is not like Inge is a clutch player...
Oh…
Wait.
Screw you, monkeyboy, Imma goin Home!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 20, 2009 3:34 PM CDT reply actions
where's my gun...
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
Aardsma is so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so good.
so good.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
I blame the grammar nazis at lookout landing.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
ah f*ck it...eat the pudding hoodie.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
Is it the pitch or the pitcher?
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It's gotta be the shoes, Mars.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Like you would know "straight".
The only “eight straight” you know is your first Boy Scout Troop(er) leader.
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Actually it was all the more painful due to his/its curvature. But thanks for bringing it up.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Never have seen an '80's Nike commercial.
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he's projecting.
a short guy with a handshake like wu who goes through wives like others go through depressed fucked cake eating has been on the receiving end plenty.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions
See, Trooper's time is nigh because he will have a child, and all this will come back to him at that time.
You, however, destined to be alone, will never have that opportunity for that kind of payback. Like “No Country For Old Men”, you are.
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his first line of defense is to swing it gay. if that doesn't work, it swings it nonsensical.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions
After returning home from a 5 day business trip
and getting a card printed in crayon from the kid I’ll tell you the end you will be experiencing is preferable.
The hate comes later.
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When they don't get the card in the mail on time.
(billyok or Trooper quote)
by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions
VG.
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the least you could do is refer me to one of your ex-wives.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think so.
Believe it or not, you’re too good for any of them.
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Wish the entire city would follow Kurt Cobain's lead...
or is that too harsh?
Screw you, monkeyboy, Imma goin Home!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 20, 2009 3:40 PM CDT reply actions
if you posted that at lookout landing
you shouldnt be banned. that was perfect, doc
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
Stupid rainy, shit city
Kurt Cobain sucks, and so does David Aardsma.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
That should be easy since they're all smart cars.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
the pussies
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
and yet they don't know enough not to get flipped.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
by colintj on Aug 20, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
How did I miss this.
(billyok or Trooper quote)
by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't forget your galoshes and crow bar
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions
and it took us how many innings to lose a shutout
against this bunch of ass clowns?
by Anonymous #5 Starter on Aug 20, 2009 3:42 PM CDT reply actions
That would be 14, Bob.
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well i mean its not like our bullpen can match the stellar excellence that is seattle's 'pen
by Anonymous #5 Starter on Aug 20, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Our bullpen IS their bullpen,
minus the almost 90% save ratio (before today).
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they are pretty damn close...
except they are really are about a run higher era when inheriting RISP…
we are actually #2 in MLB in that scenario….hardly seems that way from watching this year though…
by Anonymous #5 Starter on Aug 20, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
thank our defense for that
damn unearned runs…
On that fly to right-center
I kinda expected JD to plow into Rios with an ATV.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 17, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply recommended Unrec 3
we must sacrifice her now...FUA
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Her eyes look normal -
as opposed to her brother’s, whose look like Ted Bundy (before The Chair).
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could someone post this at LL for me:
“BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA you guys suck! -love, e-gus”
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
I just got banned too.
(billyok or Trooper quote)
by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Aboot time.
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yeah!
fight the feeble power!
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Needs more "wrap my unit in a flaming rag"
imagery. Then, and only then, could you belong.
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It's cloaked.
(billyok or Trooper quote)
by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd call your Dad.
Perhaps he has cloaking powers everywhere.
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I closed out.
(billyok or Trooper quote)
by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
My subject line was "Brutal." and I posted this image, which is ever so slightly out of their pixel requirements:

(billyok or Trooper quote)
by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Soon thereafter, people were reaming me a new asshole.
(billyok or Trooper quote)
by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
You do deserve it. Not for that, but all the same....
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
HA!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions
dont you usually charge extra for that?
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
That's sort of harsh.
They like teddy bears a lot, I gather.
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sounds like they have a height complex...bunch of midget f*cks.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I posted something that was 281x400 (which, yes, thank you Nolawhoeverthefuck, I realize is bigger than 300)...
and provided a subject line.
Fuck em and all 300 of their pixels.
(billyok or Trooper quote)
by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions
you're the one hanging out on a site and living in a city with a bunch of anal unemployed potsmokers who use the liberal arts degree they made their parents blow $150K on to correct the grammar of posters on a sports blog.
by larry on Aug 20, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions 11 recs
I believe that is rec'able.
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Colin lives in Seattle?
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that where his parents are now?
It is the 40th anny of Woodstock, so maybe they are doing it wrong.
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His parents are anal unemployed potsmokers with liberal arts degrees?
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Look at colin.
Then extrapolate backwards. Could be – I believe at least one of them is/was in education.
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Just how much peyote did you get your hands on during your travels?
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Osmosis, man.
Mission Bay is heaven.
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there wasn't anything in there about fisting or self-loathing.
so it can’t be me he’s referring to.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
and the whole capitalization thing.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
the reason you know i'm not referring to colin is that i say quite clearly that these people actually have their degrees.
naw man. this here's my third i'm workin' on.
i’m accredited by ASU as a doctor of homeopathic remedies with a bachelor in snake oil salemanship. english is for the quarterly newsletter i publish, “No Seriously, Placebo Effects Are Awesome.”
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
both are implied.
unemployed? correcting other peoples’ grammar? that screams i’ll let you fist me for $10 and i’m a loser.
REC'D a million or so times.
If I could.
(billyok or Trooper quote)
by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll rec that!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I like how the punctuation rule doesnt apply to their token girl.
and also rec’d.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
it's that extra something that puts a blog at #7 rather than a cellar-dwelling #8
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 20, 2009 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't push it.
Remember who went full retard yesterday. We are struggling to maintain #8.
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You're struggling with your bowel movements.
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nice comeback
OPOS!
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
so's your face!
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 20, 2009 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Type 1 comeback
like little rabbit pellets.
You take the Polish jokes away from his arsenal and all he’s left with is this weak shit.
Like a sausage, but with cracks on its surface.
You've never seen Tommy Boy, have you,
Indy Pete?
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Fucking sensitive Seattle pussies. Seriously, people. I've always been really respectful, for the few times I've ever commented there.
Fuck Seattle.
(billyok or Trooper quote)
by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Be like an Okie in the Dust Bowl
and get the hell out of Dodge, sister.
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Only thing that is going to cheer me up is getting drunk tonight and streaking though Millenium Park (again).
I had dinner reso’s too.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
That was you?
Must’ve been cold.
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No it was actually really hot...what's your point?
OH….FU!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions
%

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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 20, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Y'all giving me too many 40 degree days
What the FUCK?
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 20, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions
"Do the chair know we gonna look like punk-ass bitches out there?
’Mothafucker I will punk your ass for saying some ignorant shit like that"
hey, lookout landing
its seems you can all pretty well suck out balls.
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
i bet they are also capable of sucking out balls.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
That sounds really painful.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
With the head of David Aarkvark.
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Shut the fuck up, Donny.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Tigers look like they want it.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
No errors!

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 20, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
That middle guy scares me.
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because he has the eye of the tiger?
I believe they’re from the town in which I currently live.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
West side boys.
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i like that SSSers are getting banned from LL for being pissed at the Ms for losing instead of being sore winners after a Sox win
we are good people
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the tigers want it more than us
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 20, 2009 4:04 PM CDT reply actions
i just said it muthafucka
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 20, 2009 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions
bally already said it.
And he means it.
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hahaha, yeah, i eat and speak bullshit
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 20, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
but really.
who the FUCK makes you use punctuation and capitalization on a fuckin comment based forum, that has nothing to do with anything professional?
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
Don't blame me
I voted for Kodos
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by billyok on Aug 20, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah. this kind of fuck-ed my. day. Thx a Lot pisser''s.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck all of you

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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 20, 2009 4:10 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
"i see you didn't use a crosswalk there, mr. williams."
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by thatshortkid on Aug 20, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
HUGE FUCKING FIAL.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions
That shit would get you arrested in Seattle!
(billyok or Trooper quote)
by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Apparently Grinder Rule #42 is to suck royally.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
The boy is related to No Pressure?
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Who is in turn related to Under Pressure.

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by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Who pitched, and who caught, in that relationship?
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You're the nice thing about man love.
Wait. (Dammit, that snappy comeback hardly ever works lately!)
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I think Bowie pitched. Mercury had rotator cuff problems.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions
(Pauses for the set-up...)
I thought it was a foot injury?
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Oh, yes, I forgot.

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by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I think that's more than an injury.
(billyok or Trooper quote)
by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions
hey everybody!
we got a first timer here!
that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma
ha. That will cut right through your screen.
(billyok or Trooper quote)
by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry, the answer was Achilles.
Achilles. Please pick up your parting gift on the way out.
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Who among the masses wishes I'd responded with a simple "Achilles" rather than how I did?
Rhetorical, people, rhetorical.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm interested in seeing what the parting gift is
that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma
Seeing as though it's WU, probably a sniff of the Gag Rag washed down with a Roofie Colada.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions
You and rhythm signed a confidentiality agreement.
Anyone know a GOOD attorney?
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Not Toonder.
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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
your best bet might be poopstain24
if you can find him
that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma
I only signed because you told me I'd get to keep the ball gag.
Welcher.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I bet the CD's I left behind
were designed to mesmerize me to the extent that I would sign up for membership to The Huffington Post.
Can’t fool this OPOS.
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Well, considering Mike Huckabee wasn't playing bass on any of them, I guess maybe?
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm the game show host. Start your own game if you don't want to play.
Effin’ insurrectionist kids.
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look toonder you got him all riled up now
he’s using giant words
that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma
Did you even know they could do that????
(billyok or Trooper quote)
by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions
It is billy's foot.
So, yes, I bet he does.
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and start being world-class 800m runners.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions
ummmmmmmmmmmmmm.
(billyok or Trooper quote)
by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions
But it would make Chi so happy.....
(billyok or Trooper quote)
by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm a bit stunned, myself.
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I meant - Chi would be happy that I was no longer a lady.
(billyok or Trooper quote)
by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Uh huh...
Wait, I’m knocked out. Can’t respond any more.
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I envy the pick of the litter you have
of the males on this site, HSA. You are certainly blessed.
NOW GET OUT OF SEATTLE, BABY, GOOOOOO!
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Actually, I am Chicago-bound tomorrow night. And happy to be getting the fuck out of here. Sadly, I will have to return on Tuesday and hate life again. :)
(billyok or Trooper quote)
by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions
i saw the occasion on FB
I went to a wedding like that. it’s totally awkward at first, but then you drink a lot and get fed, and then the bride gets drunk asks you for a dance, and it gets really fucking weird.
have fun!
¡signature!
ha! Nothing awkward. It's my oldest, bestest friend's brother's wedding. We grew up together, never had any romance there...just a joke.
As I said, his/her mom is flying me in so that all her “kids” are there together for the first time in years.
It’s going to be a blast, through and through.
(billyok or Trooper quote)
by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you saying I have not been invited to be a billy friend?
I am hurt.
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i have no idea what any of your names are
unless your name is winning p. ugly, which returns no results
¡signature!
I sought billy.
(billyok or Trooper quote)
by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions
i got him through hsa
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Should change his name to billyhpv
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one more strike and the thompson's will get a chance to steal.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Whoosh on me.
I’d better withdraw. Over my head.
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big thumb's up.
gentler for colin.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Of course you did.
;)
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in the morning after hsa u-god?
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
when are you going to throw your hat in the ring?
i’m sure the wife’s sell by date is rapidly approaching.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions
haha. You are on fire, HirsutePieceOfShit.
(billyok or Trooper quote)
by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions
And yes, Toonder is back in the game.
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i got a fucking haircut and shit, DFCEPOS.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions
No expiration date there.
See Louis CK. “I coulda left!”
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Also, you would envy this litter, ya fucking queer.
(billyok or Trooper quote)
by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I ask myself that every day. A story I'll just have to send through fb or something.
(billyok or Trooper quote)
by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I always knew you two would end up together.
(I believe this is about a baker’s dozen so far. Bring your Valtrex, William.)
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In the words of hsa's idol...
“I wouldn’t fuck her with a stolen dick.”
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions
eric gustafson
add on facebook mo fos.
all i ever post on there is about the sox anyway.
well that and adorable pics of my baby girl because I seem to be growing a vagina.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
he's done it before.
what does he care? we already know his name is scott linebrink, he’s just trying to throw us off.
ah, so the vagina-growing is confirmed.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 20, 2009 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions
BTW, nice to see regular posting now.
Site value goes to $55K from $52,500.
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Subject line
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 20, 2009 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions
oh boy...who let the dogs out?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Woof, woof, woof, woof.
I see ya’ little speed boat head up our coast
She really want to skip town
Get back off me, beast off me
Get back you flea infested monger
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions
i guess you want a fucking warning, huh. i'll ban your sorry ass if you do that again.
fucking fucknut cockgobbler.
Rec this shit!
Gold, Jerry!
(billyok or Trooper quote)
by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
WTF is this sh*t
Danny looks like a sex offender as well….
http://danny-knobler.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/8590096/16731293?source=rss_blogs_MLB
Danny Knobler of CBS Sports looks at some candidates for waiver trades. Could Freddy Garcia help a National League team?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
(lolcat picture)
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 20, 2009 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought we couldn't have nice things because because hoodie hates spastics and stool samples.
(billyok or Trooper quote)
by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, hoodie caused the riot...
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions
this is lookout landing

and this is us

Fuck you, Seattle! (except whatshername)
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 20, 2009 4:24 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I believe that was what Kelsey Grammer wanted to sing at the end of each "Frasier" episode.
Couldn’t get it past the standards folks. But he as a card-carrying Republican wanted it! So he sung about having his salad tossed, instead.
Wacky Frasier.
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dude
you are wacked out on peyote arent you?
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
You know it's Kelsey singing that ditty, right?
“Tossed salad and scrambled eggs”, right?
Ah, whatever.
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Therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions
DOWN GOES UGLY! DOWN GOES UGLY!
Been that kind of day…
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Alright, everybody get out the crayons and construction paper and make WU a fucking card.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
You suck.
And rec’d. And out.
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good idea, here ya go OPOS.

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Old material, e-g.
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GLOAD!
Going for 16 double-digit hit games in a row, are the Fish.
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who had the 'free ross gload' sig?
they must feel like a proud papa.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
J Johnson vs Wandy
should be good.
for a NL game anyway.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
The gender test results just came back...you can be a Chicago pussy now.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Sweet! I'm coming home, baby!
Wait, you’re not there….
(billyok or Trooper quote)
by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions
oh good.
where did we go?
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Well, some of us have cars to flip and ports to slut.
Later, y’all.
Oh, and F(N)S!
(billyok or Trooper quote)
Bwahahahaha.
Baseball Superstar Accused of Performance-Enhancing Genie Use
Don't call it a comeback.
My Goodness, I do love this blog at times...
No game this afternoon, yet STILL a four hundred plus comment thread that probably ends up with all out war with Seattle and the pieces of lazy pot smokin’ latte sippin’ smelly hippie shit that inhabit that place
(With the exception of HSA, of course.)
by South Side Expat on Aug 20, 2009 6:15 PM CDT reply actions
I completely owned North Side Baseball Forum about 5 minutes ago
So I’m bored after work on the Sox’ off-day and checking out the always humurous NSBB forums…
Check out my post on the 2nd page under my nick, Madvillian:
http://www.northsidebaseball.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=55497
basically they were all bitching and moaning about how unlucky they’ve been on BABIP this year after some guy posted actual and expected BABIP using what the hard ball times found to be a predictive model worse than actual BABIB.
After about 20 “hey we are gonna bounce back woe is us stupid unlucky cubs” posts I come in and lay down the hammer.
nicely done
I would have used some harsher wordage, but the message was delivered never the less.
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
what the hell is that "edited for clarity" nonsense?
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
9 o'clock showing of: "The team with an overpopulated, delluted, drunken, idiotic, woe is me, baseball illiterate, pompus fanbase"
cheaper than going to see the movie, while still delivering the same entertainment value.
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
Ha its even on WGN
I really wish Hawk could call every game and be a homer for every particular team. At least Bob Brenly is retarded.
Ah what the hell, a 2nd time can't hurt
“Okay well maybe we should tell that to rainman cause he practically bankrupted a casino and he was a ratard.”
"A what?"
"He was a ratard."
"REtard."
Going the colin route, eh?
You’d better be pumped full of booze.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
So I am heading out to Boston to check out the first 2 games of the series.
freddy is going game 1….. Jose game 2. What are my odds of seeing a win? what are my odds of seeing a 20 run loss? just wondering.
Kenwo4life=ratings
al central w/ annotatations
over the course of the last month only the indians have demonstrated a winning trend. the sox are the second most constructive with a sort of diamond-looking consolidation. as noted earlier though- it is time to bust out with a solid winning streak if the organization endeavors to make the playoffs.
the division leading detroit has basically been consistently mediocre since late june / early july. and the always irritating twins have been trending lower for the last month-plus.
the royals’ path is the upside-down version of the envy of every fan.

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 21, 2009 12:40 AM CDT reply actions
nice trendlines - how about some volume and open interest?
I believe that rhombus the Sox are strapped into is referred to by Elliott as the Polish Triangle
Like a sausage, but with cracks on its surface.
Always the ethnic jokes, IP.
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by winningugly on Aug 21, 2009 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
apropos to the post above
the series against the 0’s is, in my view, the most important of the year. it will either be used as a spring board to the games with boston and new york, or a cliff to the same.
though the actual data may not corroborate with my observations; empirically speaking, it seems that the sox play more competitively against better teams. note- i did not say win, i said play more competitively.
here’s my prediction: win the series against the 0’s (2 of 3, but all 3 would be preferred) and the sox will win at least four of the seven against upcoming seven game road trip against bst and ny.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 21, 2009 1:04 AM CDT reply actions
My path to success required them going 10-5
in the past string of games starting with Cleveland and ending with this series with Baltimore. So far they’re 6-6, even with a sweep this weekend they’re lagging. Even with a sweep they’ll have to go 8-7 in this next tough 15game stretch to make up lost ground.
But this weekend is huge, a sweep would put them in really good position. Floyd, Danks and MB are starting, let’s fucking do this!
Like a sausage, but with cracks on its surface.
well one of those lowest dips
was at home against Oakland, am I right?
that supports your idea that they play to the level of the competition.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
not only does this place blow at night
its way worse post off day.
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
























