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And make sure e-gus punctuates in this thread.

Hee.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 20, 2009 1:50 PM CDT reply actions  

too late

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

just in time for the rain delay

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 1:50 PM CDT reply actions  

ahhhhh just like when cheat was gone

we get a gamethread when the game is half over.

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Aug 20, 2009 1:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Hee.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 20, 2009 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

bwahaha!

(billyok or Trooper quote)

by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

These are nice

Getting to watch Nolan Ryan highlights makes this rain delay more palatable.

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by Hazymania on Aug 20, 2009 1:54 PM CDT reply actions  

'till the Robin Fial.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 20, 2009 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

should have known better

Robin that is

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by Hazymania on Aug 20, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 20, 2009 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now Pudge vs. Ryan

There’s a brawl for the ages.

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by Hazymania on Aug 20, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol! thats a nice mental image

On that fly to right-center
I kinda expected JD to plow into Rios with an ATV.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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by Sox Machine on Aug 17, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply recommended Unrec 3

by blackoutsox on Aug 20, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did anyone hear anything about an International Draft of players?

Do you think it would be a good or bad idea? Also, how did Contreras look yesterday?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 20, 2009 1:57 PM CDT reply actions  

this thread needs more Megan Fox

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by Hazymania on Aug 20, 2009 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like the OM hottie. Stunning.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 20, 2009 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nancy?

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by Hazymania on Aug 20, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, Nancy Grace

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 20, 2009 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

not a lot of junk in trunk

how are her thumbs?

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nubile

She’s natural, Megan Fox was created by a couple of Asians from Hollywood Upstairs Medical College.

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 20, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I believe that trunk is acceptable.

I’ll allow it.

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by Hazymania on Aug 20, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Someone fileted her salmon?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 20, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

You should see the other guy

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by Hazymania on Aug 20, 2009 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Megan Fox?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 20, 2009 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm really not seeing the Adam's Apple there

horrifying thumbs, yes, but I’m not going to pick nits

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by Hazymania on Aug 20, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought it was a car accident?

Nonetheless, Rushdie ruins it all. Stupid terrorists couldn’t even act on their fatwa.

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 20, 2009 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

why the Rushdie hate?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 20, 2009 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

scar

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Aug 20, 2009 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not a scar. In some cultures that's known as body art.

Right OM?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 20, 2009 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

shoulders*

fixed. fuckin yikes dude. hse could take out any linebacker

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Aug 20, 2009 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

What is "hse?" And what is wrong with her shoulders?

Basically, I have no idea what you said here.

(billyok or Trooper quote)

by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

"she". too big. (speaking for joebouma)

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 20, 2009 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, looks great but not great in battle - you can't give your bicep up like that

you’ll drop your sword.

Can she clean?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

No. But grills a mean salmon.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 20, 2009 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah, she eats Hardees

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 20, 2009 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

great hamburger that 1/3 lb.' er

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah yes, Top Chef is a great show too.

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by Hazymania on Aug 20, 2009 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Aug 20, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Al Yellon would deem her not clutch.

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 20, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not sure what to make of that.

She seems like something a majority of hetero males would (and do) enjoy

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by Hazymania on Aug 20, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok, now I have to goggle her. back in a few.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 20, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

precisely

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Aug 20, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Is she/he a tranny?

Look at those thumbs and Adam’s apple.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 20, 2009 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

whoops

howd i miss those? guess i was looking elsewhere…

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by BoeJouma on Aug 20, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

does he have a sister?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

and mutilated dogs.

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Aug 20, 2009 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

needs more dead horses too

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by Hazymania on Aug 20, 2009 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

win

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Aug 20, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

excellent

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by Hazymania on Aug 20, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does the Seattle pitcher really

Look like Vaughn from Major League? His Yahoo stat photo is a spitting image… http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/7476

Screw you, monkeyboy, Imma goin Home!

by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 20, 2009 2:17 PM CDT reply actions  

and where is hoodie? this guy is from New South Wales. Next to Arsenal, right?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 20, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

the Seattle pitcher linked above. the hyphenated fellow is from Wales.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 20, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

you partying with the Brunley fans?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh yes

had a few pints last night on the back of that one

by hoodlight on Aug 20, 2009 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

come on with this rain already!

Jack Morris? boo.

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 2:30 PM CDT reply actions  

WARNING: jack morris was capitalized!

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 20, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I capitalized names over there too!

the SOBs

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just learned a few things at lunch.

Quentin Tarantino reads reviews of his own movies, is in real life just like the Jimmy character from Pulp Fiction, and has no qualms with wearing white tube socks and a t-shirt with a suit.

Don't call it a comeback.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 2:43 PM CDT reply actions  

and used to bang Mira Sorvina - I have no idea how....

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm guessing missionary and quickly

"My problem is, I've been lazy." - Carlos Zambrano

by tailgater on Aug 20, 2009 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

VERY quickly

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

6-5

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by Hazymania on Aug 20, 2009 2:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Jakovasaurus!

making it interesting.

too interesting.

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 2:44 PM CDT reply actions  

jakbaukakaukakauakkbkabbbkabkauakauakaus

ugh

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Aug 20, 2009 2:45 PM CDT reply actions  

No worries...

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

M's get 3 more solo shots?

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

washburn vs peavy effects so far...

our random 5th starter record is still better than what Washburn has posted so far, and we haven’t even seen the real benfit of having a Cy winner on the team…
plus detroit depleting their bench a little never hurts my feelings…

by Anonymous #5 Starter on Aug 20, 2009 2:51 PM CDT reply actions  

I can smell the 1.5 games back.

/counting chickens

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Banned!

heh

(billyok or Trooper quote)

by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

FS!

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Even I got a small bitchslap when I went over there.
:)

(billyok or Trooper quote)

by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Joe Montana and the Seattle Marnininers.

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

theyre 1/2 game ahead of us

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sadly, yes.

Gorsh, the AL C sucks.

I’ll take it!

(billyok or Trooper quote)

by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not with that offense

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 20, 2009 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

yup

ditched going to the last bears practice for this.

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aye matey! Bring in Aaaaaaaaaaaardsma.

"My problem is, I've been lazy." - Carlos Zambrano

by tailgater on Aug 20, 2009 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

no worries...(seriously)

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

These M's pbp guys are boring as hell.

Id prefer the detroit ass-hats, and I hate those two.

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 3:09 PM CDT reply actions  

i like the detroit guys

they’re pretty folksy and inoffensive, if often wrong.

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by colintj on Aug 20, 2009 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

when I hear all these other guys

I’m glad we’ve got our two, the crazy senile old git, and a dry witty seen it all seasoned old pro

by hoodlight on Aug 20, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

WU and larry?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

he said witty.

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by colintj on Aug 20, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

want an ms vict

my tea is excellent smoked haddock risotto with black pudding – perfect

by hoodlight on Aug 20, 2009 3:14 PM CDT reply actions  

I wouldn't eat the pudding sounds like it got moldy.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

top of the order coming up....

been a good game…hopefully no last minute heroics

by Anonymous #5 Starter on Aug 20, 2009 3:24 PM CDT reply actions  

well this sucks.

at least the M’s kept it close.

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by colintj on Aug 20, 2009 3:26 PM CDT reply actions  

I am askeeeered

and am crouching under my desk in my cubicle, ala George Costanza

Screw you, monkeyboy, Imma goin Home!

by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 20, 2009 3:30 PM CDT reply actions  

why couldn't that have been a DP?

damn you gameday.

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by colintj on Aug 20, 2009 3:30 PM CDT reply actions  

super.

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by colintj on Aug 20, 2009 3:31 PM CDT reply actions  

%?

?

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

let there be a god

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by BoeJouma on Aug 20, 2009 3:34 PM CDT reply actions  

This is going to end spectacularly

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 20, 2009 3:34 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Aug 20, 2009 3:35 PM CDT reply actions  

very audible fuck call by boejouma

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Aug 20, 2009 3:35 PM CDT reply actions  

where's my gun...

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 3:36 PM CDT reply actions  

ugh.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Aug 20, 2009 3:38 PM CDT reply actions  

all fastballs

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Aug 20, 2009 3:38 PM CDT reply actions  

whoops

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Aug 20, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

2.5

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck Seattle

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 20, 2009 3:38 PM CDT reply actions  

well fuck

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Aug 20, 2009 3:38 PM CDT reply actions  

I blame the grammar nazis at lookout landing.

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 3:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Ova.

Aardsma still sucks.

by 67WMAQ on Aug 20, 2009 3:38 PM CDT reply actions  

thanks again seattle

first that stupid needle and now this

¡signature!

by billyok on Aug 20, 2009 3:39 PM CDT reply actions  

ah f*ck it...eat the pudding hoodie.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 3:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Is it the pitch or the pitcher?

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like you would know "straight".

The only “eight straight” you know is your first Boy Scout Troop(er) leader.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Never have seen an '80's Nike commercial.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's projecting.

a short guy with a handshake like wu who goes through wives like others go through depressed fucked cake eating has been on the receiving end plenty.

Don't call it a comeback.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

See, Trooper's time is nigh because he will have a child, and all this will come back to him at that time.

You, however, destined to be alone, will never have that opportunity for that kind of payback. Like “No Country For Old Men”, you are.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

After returning home from a 5 day business trip

and getting a card printed in crayon from the kid I’ll tell you the end you will be experiencing is preferable.

The hate comes later.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

VG.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think so.

Believe it or not, you’re too good for any of them.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wish the entire city would follow Kurt Cobain's lead...

or is that too harsh?

Screw you, monkeyboy, Imma goin Home!

by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 20, 2009 3:40 PM CDT reply actions  

too harsh

we still have some sox fans embedded there, for whatever reason

¡signature!

by billyok on Aug 20, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

if you posted that at lookout landing

you shouldnt be banned. that was perfect, doc

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by BoeJouma on Aug 20, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stupid rainy, shit city

Kurt Cobain sucks, and so does David Aardsma.

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 20, 2009 3:40 PM CDT reply actions  

That should be easy since they're all smart cars.

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

the pussies

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't forget your galoshes and crow bar

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

That would be 14, Bob.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Our bullpen IS their bullpen,

minus the almost 90% save ratio (before today).

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

they are pretty damn close...

except they are really are about a run higher era when inheriting RISP…
we are actually #2 in MLB in that scenario….hardly seems that way from watching this year though…

by Anonymous #5 Starter on Aug 20, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

thank our defense for that

damn unearned runs…

On that fly to right-center
I kinda expected JD to plow into Rios with an ATV.

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by Sox Machine on Aug 17, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply recommended Unrec 3

by blackoutsox on Aug 20, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

we must sacrifice her now...FUA

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Her eyes look normal -

as opposed to her brother’s, whose look like Ted Bundy (before The Chair).

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

100 percent Adam's Apple free.

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by Hazymania on Aug 20, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

could someone post this at LL for me:

“BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA you guys suck! -love, e-gus”

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 3:44 PM CDT reply actions  

and furbs

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Aug 20, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aboot time.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah!

fight the feeble power!

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Needs more "wrap my unit in a flaming rag"

imagery. Then, and only then, could you belong.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

linkplz

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by colintj on Aug 20, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd call your Dad.

Perhaps he has cloaking powers everywhere.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

screenshot?

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by colintj on Aug 20, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

HA!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

dont you usually charge extra for that?

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha!

win

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Aug 20, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's sort of harsh.

They like teddy bears a lot, I gather.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I believe that is rec'able.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is that where his parents are now?

It is the 40th anny of Woodstock, so maybe they are doing it wrong.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Look at colin.

Then extrapolate backwards. Could be – I believe at least one of them is/was in education.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Osmosis, man.

Mission Bay is heaven.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

there wasn't anything in there about fisting or self-loathing.

so it can’t be me he’s referring to.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Aug 20, 2009 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

naw man. this here's my third i'm workin' on.

i’m accredited by ASU as a doctor of homeopathic remedies with a bachelor in snake oil salemanship. english is for the quarterly newsletter i publish, “No Seriously, Placebo Effects Are Awesome.”

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Aug 20, 2009 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

both are implied.

unemployed? correcting other peoples’ grammar? that screams i’ll let you fist me for $10 and i’m a loser.

by larry on Aug 20, 2009 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll rec that!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

rec'd

times a lot

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Aug 20, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, rec-able

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Aug 20, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like how the punctuation rule doesnt apply to their token girl.

and also rec’d.

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't push it.

Remember who went full retard yesterday. We are struggling to maintain #8.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

pessimistic OPOS

only thing struggling around here is the consistency of your bowel movements.

by Trooper on Aug 20, 2009 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're struggling with your bowel movements.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice comeback

OPOS!

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

so's your face!

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Aug 20, 2009 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Type 1 comeback

like little rabbit pellets.

You take the Polish jokes away from his arsenal and all he’s left with is this weak shit.

Like a sausage, but with cracks on its surface.

by ChicagoPete on Aug 20, 2009 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

You've never seen Tommy Boy, have you,

Indy Pete?

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was you?

Must’ve been cold.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

No it was actually really hot...what's your point?

OH….FU!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

%

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 20, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Aug 20, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Y'all giving me too many 40 degree days

What the FUCK?

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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 20, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

money

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Aug 20, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Do the chair know we gonna look like punk-ass bitches out there?

’Mothafucker I will punk your ass for saying some ignorant shit like that"

by madvillian on Aug 20, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey, lookout landing

its seems you can all pretty well suck out balls.

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Aug 20, 2009 3:50 PM CDT reply actions  

our*

im a ratard.

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Aug 20, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

i bet they are also capable of sucking out balls.

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck it.

let’s go bowling.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Aug 20, 2009 3:56 PM CDT reply actions  

With the head of David Aarkvark.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

.

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Aug 20, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

No errors!

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 20, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

That middle guy scares me.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

because he has the eye of the tiger?

I believe they’re from the town in which I currently live.

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

West side boys.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

in their butts

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by BoeJouma on Aug 20, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

the tigers want it more than us

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 20, 2009 4:04 PM CDT reply actions  

i just said it muthafucka

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 20, 2009 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

bally already said it.

And he means it.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha, yeah, i eat and speak bullshit

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 20, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

but really.

who the FUCK makes you use punctuation and capitalization on a fuckin comment based forum, that has nothing to do with anything professional?

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by BoeJouma on Aug 20, 2009 4:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Don't blame me

I voted for Kodos

¡signature!

by billyok on Aug 20, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd billy

fuck yes

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Aug 20, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah. this kind of fuck-ed my. day. Thx a Lot pisser''s.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

"i see you didn't use a crosswalk there, mr. williams."

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Aug 20, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

The boy is related to No Pressure?

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who pitched, and who caught, in that relationship?

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

interchangable me thinks

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by BoeJouma on Aug 20, 2009 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're the nice thing about man love.

Wait. (Dammit, that snappy comeback hardly ever works lately!)

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

O

  P
    O
        S

by Trooper on Aug 20, 2009 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

(Pauses for the set-up...)

I thought it was a foot injury?

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was marvelous

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Aug 20, 2009 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry, the answer was Achilles.

Achilles. Please pick up your parting gift on the way out.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm interested in seeing what the parting gift is

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Aug 20, 2009 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

You and rhythm signed a confidentiality agreement.

Anyone know a GOOD attorney?

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

define GOOD

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Aug 20, 2009 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not Toonder.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

your best bet might be poopstain24

if you can find him

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Aug 20, 2009 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Don't call it a comeback.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I bet the CD's I left behind

were designed to mesmerize me to the extent that I would sign up for membership to The Huffington Post.

Can’t fool this OPOS.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm the game show host. Start your own game if you don't want to play.

Effin’ insurrectionist kids.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

look toonder you got him all riled up now

he’s using giant words

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Aug 20, 2009 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh god

oh god!

i can’t look away

¡signature!

by billyok on Aug 20, 2009 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

It is billy's foot.

So, yes, I bet he does.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm a bit stunned, myself.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Uh huh...

Wait, I’m knocked out. Can’t respond any more.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I envy the pick of the litter you have

of the males on this site, HSA. You are certainly blessed.

NOW GET OUT OF SEATTLE, BABY, GOOOOOO!

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

i saw the occasion on FB

I went to a wedding like that. it’s totally awkward at first, but then you drink a lot and get fed, and then the bride gets drunk asks you for a dance, and it gets really fucking weird.

have fun!

¡signature!

by billyok on Aug 20, 2009 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha! Nothing awkward. It's my oldest, bestest friend's brother's wedding. We grew up together, never had any romance there...just a joke.

As I said, his/her mom is flying me in so that all her “kids” are there together for the first time in years.

It’s going to be a blast, through and through.

(billyok or Trooper quote)

by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you saying I have not been invited to be a billy friend?

I am hurt.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

i have no idea what any of your names are

unless your name is winning p. ugly, which returns no results

¡signature!

by billyok on Aug 20, 2009 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

i got him through hsa

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Aug 20, 2009 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Should change his name to billyhpv

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whoosh on me.

I’d better withdraw. Over my head.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

big thumb's up.

gentler for colin.

Don't call it a comeback.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Of course you did.

;)

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

in the morning after hsa u-god?

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

when are you going to throw your hat in the ring?

i’m sure the wife’s sell by date is rapidly approaching.

Don't call it a comeback.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

And yes, Toonder is back in the game.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

No expiration date there.

See Louis CK. “I coulda left!”

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

why ARE you in seattle anyway?

some anarchist bullshit or something?

¡signature!

by billyok on Aug 20, 2009 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I always knew you two would end up together.

(I believe this is about a baker’s dozen so far. Bring your Valtrex, William.)

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

In the words of hsa's idol...

“I wouldn’t fuck her with a stolen dick.”

Don't call it a comeback.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

eric gustafson

add on facebook mo fos.

all i ever post on there is about the sox anyway.
well that and adorable pics of my baby girl because I seem to be growing a vagina.

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

the name has been leaked

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Aug 20, 2009 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's done it before.

what does he care? we already know his name is scott linebrink, he’s just trying to throw us off.

by Trooper on Aug 20, 2009 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

ah, so the vagina-growing is confirmed.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Aug 20, 2009 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

aardsema pitched

and in turn, we caught

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Aug 20, 2009 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

BTW, nice to see regular posting now.

Site value goes to $55K from $52,500.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Subject line

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 20, 2009 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

boooooooooooooooooooo

(bs?)

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Aug 20, 2009 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh boy...who let the dogs out?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Woof, woof, woof, woof.

I see ya’ little speed boat head up our coast
She really want to skip town
Get back off me, beast off me
Get back you flea infested monger

Don't call it a comeback.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

deathblow

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Aug 20, 2009 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rec this shit!

Gold, Jerry!

(billyok or Trooper quote)

by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

WTF is this sh*t

Danny looks like a sex offender as well….

http://danny-knobler.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/8590096/16731293?source=rss_blogs_MLB

Danny Knobler of CBS Sports looks at some candidates for waiver trades. Could Freddy Garcia help a National League team?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 20, 2009 4:12 PM CDT reply actions  

this is lookout landing

and this is us

Fuck you, Seattle! (except whatshername)

¡signature!

by billyok on Aug 20, 2009 4:24 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I believe that was what Kelsey Grammer wanted to sing at the end of each "Frasier" episode.

Couldn’t get it past the standards folks. But he as a card-carrying Republican wanted it! So he sung about having his salad tossed, instead.

Wacky Frasier.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

dude

you are wacked out on peyote arent you?

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know it's Kelsey singing that ditty, right?

“Tossed salad and scrambled eggs”, right?

Ah, whatever.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

DOWN GOES UGLY! DOWN GOES UGLY!

Been that kind of day…

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

You suck.

And rec’d. And out.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

good idea, here ya go OPOS.

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Old material, e-g.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

what?

thats all i can draw!

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

holy fuck

does resemble him though

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Aug 20, 2009 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

GLOAD!

Going for 16 double-digit hit games in a row, are the Fish.

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by winningugly on Aug 20, 2009 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

who had the 'free ross gload' sig?

they must feel like a proud papa.

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

J Johnson vs Wandy

should be good.
for a NL game anyway.

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah well

so far so good.

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh good.

where did we go?

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, some of us have cars to flip and ports to slut.

Later, y’all.
Oh, and F(N)S!

(billyok or Trooper quote)

by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2009 5:57 PM CDT reply actions  

My Goodness, I do love this blog at times...

No game this afternoon, yet STILL a four hundred plus comment thread that probably ends up with all out war with Seattle and the pieces of lazy pot smokin’ latte sippin’ smelly hippie shit that inhabit that place
(With the exception of HSA, of course.)

by South Side Expat on Aug 20, 2009 6:15 PM CDT reply actions  

I completely owned North Side Baseball Forum about 5 minutes ago

So I’m bored after work on the Sox’ off-day and checking out the always humurous NSBB forums…

Check out my post on the 2nd page under my nick, Madvillian:

http://www.northsidebaseball.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=55497

basically they were all bitching and moaning about how unlucky they’ve been on BABIP this year after some guy posted actual and expected BABIP using what the hard ball times found to be a predictive model worse than actual BABIB.

After about 20 “hey we are gonna bounce back woe is us stupid unlucky cubs” posts I come in and lay down the hammer.

by madvillian on Aug 20, 2009 7:05 PM CDT reply actions  

nicely done

I would have used some harsher wordage, but the message was delivered never the less.

Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity

by OznCoop on Aug 20, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

9 o'clock showing of: "The team with an overpopulated, delluted, drunken, idiotic, woe is me, baseball illiterate, pompus fanbase"

cheaper than going to see the movie, while still delivering the same entertainment value.

Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity

by OznCoop on Aug 20, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha its even on WGN

I really wish Hawk could call every game and be a homer for every particular team. At least Bob Brenly is retarded.

by Carbiner on Aug 20, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

But really, in Bob's defense...

he’s retarded. At least he has that going for him.

¡signature!

by billyok on Aug 20, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah what the hell, a 2nd time can't hurt

 “Okay well maybe we should tell that to rainman cause he practically bankrupted a casino and he was a ratard.”
"A what?"
"He was a ratard."
"REtard."

by PaulieK14 on Aug 20, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

that douchenozzle with the ridiculous haircut missed a PK.
haha.

it is what it is......

by BuehrleMan on Aug 20, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Going the colin route, eh?

You’d better be pumped full of booze.

Don't call it a comeback.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

So I am heading out to Boston to check out the first 2 games of the series.

freddy is going game 1….. Jose game 2. What are my odds of seeing a win? what are my odds of seeing a 20 run loss? just wondering.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 20, 2009 11:08 PM CDT reply actions  

al central w/ annotatations

over the course of the last month only the indians have demonstrated a winning trend. the sox are the second most constructive with a sort of diamond-looking consolidation. as noted earlier though- it is time to bust out with a solid winning streak if the organization endeavors to make the playoffs.

the division leading detroit has basically been consistently mediocre since late june / early july. and the always irritating twins have been trending lower for the last month-plus.

the royals’ path is the upside-down version of the envy of every fan.

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 21, 2009 12:40 AM CDT reply actions  

nice trendlines - how about some volume and open interest?

I believe that rhombus the Sox are strapped into is referred to by Elliott as the Polish Triangle

Like a sausage, but with cracks on its surface.

by ChicagoPete on Aug 21, 2009 4:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Always the ethnic jokes, IP.

We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.

by winningugly on Aug 21, 2009 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

apropos to the post above

the series against the 0’s is, in my view, the most important of the year. it will either be used as a spring board to the games with boston and new york, or a cliff to the same.

though the actual data may not corroborate with my observations; empirically speaking, it seems that the sox play more competitively against better teams. note- i did not say win, i said play more competitively.

here’s my prediction: win the series against the 0’s (2 of 3, but all 3 would be preferred) and the sox will win at least four of the seven against upcoming seven game road trip against bst and ny.

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 21, 2009 1:04 AM CDT reply actions  

My path to success required them going 10-5

in the past string of games starting with Cleveland and ending with this series with Baltimore. So far they’re 6-6, even with a sweep this weekend they’re lagging. Even with a sweep they’ll have to go 8-7 in this next tough 15game stretch to make up lost ground.

But this weekend is huge, a sweep would put them in really good position. Floyd, Danks and MB are starting, let’s fucking do this!

Like a sausage, but with cracks on its surface.

by ChicagoPete on Aug 21, 2009 4:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

well one of those lowest dips

was at home against Oakland, am I right?

that supports your idea that they play to the level of the competition.

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 21, 2009 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

not only does this place blow at night

its way worse post off day.

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Aug 21, 2009 1:14 AM CDT reply actions  

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