I Don't Know Either
by larry on Aug 21, 2009 10:07 PM CDT
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i think they lost last year's elvis night.
i was there. NS was especially annoying with his ‘funny’ glasses.
dancing on the sand.
They did.
I was there as well. NS actually stayed in the dugout last year to watch the Elvis impersonator after the game.
The sox offense was just what Guthrie ordered.
He bookends 5 consecutive losses with two 8 inning gems with a W against our team.
by southsideirish71 on Aug 21, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions
wow. every time the sox do something decent
like beating Zinky on Wednesday…. they come back with a dud of a game like tonight. That was piss poor. Scott Podsednik is the stupidest ass I have ever seen playing baseball. How many times is he going to get picked off this year? I wonder what the all time record is….he’s got to be closing in.
I’m in the scout seats tomorrow though- I will light a fire under their asses and probably get kicked out. Its close enough for them to hear my big mouth.
Kenwo4life=ratings
make sure you get enough to eat and drink first.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 21, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah thats right. have fun! the scout seat lounge is awesome.
speaking of, anyone see Carl there tonight?
dancing on the sand.
Is JBC unlimited food and drink too?
Scouts are ridiculously awesome.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
Yes
I’ve been to both, and I like the jim beam club better, mainly because the bar/food area is right behind the seats instead of having that long walk through the tunnel.
fucking dome
I enjoyed employing the servants to bring me my multiple "Captain Konerko" cocktails.
But I will have to check out JBC at some point.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
watching the white sox this is feels like
going down on a new, hot girl (awesome) and upon arriving, finding out that she’s never heard the word ‘shave’ before (clearly, not awesome). ugh
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Aug 21, 2009 10:25 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
good observation
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 21, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Familiar territory?
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Aug 21, 2009 11:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
no
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 22, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions
weird
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 22, 2009 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
very
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 22, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I tried like hell to cleverly respond, but I cannot top this.
How many cocktails in was this comment, btw?
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
Hey, I'm not one to judge... by 10:25 on a weekend night I'm usually right where he was.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
Perhaps the shittiest game of the year
After an off day playing a horrible team? Wonder why this is a 500 team? I need to barf. (Love that word – barf)
by Duck99 on Aug 21, 2009 10:29 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
drink some ipecac. then you won't have to use your finger.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 21, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
the last two a's half innings have ended
with cust and suzuki strikeouts on 99 and 98 mph fastballs.
Don't call it a comeback.
don't say another word. until after i've seen it.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 21, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Starbuck walks with God.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Aug 21, 2009 11:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
ed jackson has thrown 132 pitches in a game this year. nolan ryan loves it.
Don't call it a comeback.
He has yet to regress as fangraphs has predicted.
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he was throwing GAS last night.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I liked him a lot when he was with Tampa
and was calling for a trade for him before Tiggers got him.
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you've had a rough week. i'll allow it.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Just sayin' I don't agree with fangraphs.
He’s legit.
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go ahead. bite the hand that just fed you for the last time, opos.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Keep your charity.
Cuddly badger you are.
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It thinks, therefore it is.
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This one's on the offense
One run off of Guthrie? Brutal. Four back in the loss column after tonight. The sky is, indeed, falling.
yes indeed.
we are going to have to make up games on that 11 game trip….. started in boston with Freddy and Contra man on the bump. should be great.
Kenwo4life=ratings
well we won't be getting beckett if he starts sunday
Lester is good…the others aren’t all that great.
Kenwo4life=ratings
damn I can't wait to play some good teams.
I’d rather think they’re gonna lose with a chance of a nice surprise than this pussy ass play against shit teams.
Agreed. Fuck losing to these chumps.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
Bet on the Sox when we are not favored.
Bet against the Sox when we are favored. Easy strategy.
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by winningugly on Aug 22, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
+1
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game last year.
by NorthSidePaulie on Aug 23, 2009 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
to make my self feel better, i drank a lot of beer
and i watched Mark Buerhle’s perfect game. again. and the 8th/9th innings probably 10 times tonight.
ill never ever delete it from my dvr, nor my itunes, nor my ipod, nor my iphone, nor my god damned memory. and if that goes, im sure there will be a dvd of it some time. so ill have that and 4 other ways to watch it.
stone poney – “normally when a guy is that far ahead, a changeup is forthcoming.”
hawk – “that ball hit deep. wise, back… back… MAKES THE CATCH! WHAT A PLAY BY WISE!!!”
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Aug 22, 2009 1:53 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
my palms were sweating as i watched it tonight
and i was super nervous and jumped when burrell hit that ball JUST foul. the crowd roar will never NOT give me chills. fuckin phenomenal.
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
that was Neal from Northlake's line wasn't it?
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No, that was da coach's line.
Neal from Northlake was the one Ditka said “You come up to Halas Hall and I’ll whip your ass!” to.
Hahahaha… Ditka. Like Ozzie, but harder to understand and with much less coaching ability.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
this drunk thing isnt working too well
there were arrows between the r and h i swear. mark buehrle. buehrle buehrle.
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
does anybody have it in HD and on TiVo?
i’d be up for trying to get that massive amount of data transferred and then burnt onto blu-ray/dvd/etc.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 22, 2009 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions
i have it on hd/dvr... but no tv tuner. will get one before i move probably
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
by Jackkoho on Aug 22, 2009 12:29 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I had it on tivo
downloaded it to the pc but haven’t tried to do anything with it yet. damn thing was 30 gig (for the full 4 hour recordings I have set).
Emma wasnt quite getting it done.
new desktop girl, Clémence Poésy.
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
I thought the whole heroin chic thing was over with
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rofl
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 22, 2009 8:27 AM CDT up reply actions
to each their own
but i’d make her wear some kind of corrective lenses that fix that lazy right eye first.
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by thatshortkid on Aug 22, 2009 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
I'd give her some of my special "eye drops".
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
at least when her eyes are "glued" shut, nobody will see the red.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
if you have nice things, you just worry about them breaking or someone stealing them anyway.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Buddhism: The absence of want.
Embrace it.
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Who is Buddah to tell me how to live my life?
He was just a debbie downer have-not. j/k
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 22, 2009 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions
If you meet the buddha
kill the buddha.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
id rather smoke the buddha
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 23, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions
And with no rec's!
I figured a decent jizz joke was a lock. Bummer.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
by RWShow on Aug 22, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
epic fail
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 22, 2009 8:28 AM CDT up reply actions
On a different subject...
I was just watching the local morning news on ABC/7, and the stories on the screen were not synched with the written desciption of the story at the bottom of the screen. Because of this, the story about the sale of the Cubs ran with the written description of “Cash for Clunkers.” Nice.
Now that WASN'T an accident!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 22, 2009 7:53 AM CDT up reply actions
didn't the sale officially get announced or some other shit like that yesterday?
somebody in the editing room has a sense of humor
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by thatshortkid on Aug 22, 2009 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Hahahaha! Nice
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
blech - a watery Type 7 loss
Paul Konerko – .705 OPS August
Jermaine Dye – .581 OPS August
$20million worth of suck right in the heart of the order just when we need them most – convene the Death Panel.
btw, Thome has been a model of consistency this year:
Apr .772
May .943
June .919
July .870
Aug .876
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konerko and dye will start hitting again though.
i’m not sure that pods will stop getting picked off bases.
it is what it is......
it was just a matter of time
Pods has run out of his pixie dust, last 28 days his OBP is .284 – and on top of that the few times he has managed to get on base the dumbass gets himself picked off.
So you’ve got total suck at leadoff, although Ozzie feels the need to run the igniter out there every single day – even DHing (?!?) him when necessary.
Combine that lack of production with JD and Paulie, mix well and voila – you have our current offense.
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yeah. pods has walked 3 times this month in 77 PA's.
the number of times he has been picked off is beyond ridiculous and borders on impossible. it’s just so frustrating that he has continued to hit the ball well but has negated that with his baserunning. i mean, his defense is one thing and you pretty much know what you’re going to get there, but the pickoffs are inexcusable (especially considering some of the situations in which they occurred). i would really like to see some type of numbers/comparisons in regards to his remarkable number of pickoffs.
it is what it is......
I don't understand why they've got the rose-colored goggles on when they look at him
He is what he is – c’mon, it’s Scott Fucking Podsednik, not Rickey Henderson. He had a great run for a couple months, but you knew he would come back to earth eventually.
It looks like he’s firmly cemented into the leadoff spot for the rest of the season, come hell or high water. That does not bode well for the offense in September.
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I wouldn't suspect he is penned in for the rest of the season
not with his recent fuckups and numbers dropping GM.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 22, 2009 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions
dr. watson, i presume.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions
For God's sake man
Since acquiring Rios, they’ve DH’ed him THREE times in the past week! Doesn’t that give you the slightest cause for concern?
That used to be the punch line of a running joke around here, now it’s become reality.
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by ChicagoPete on Aug 22, 2009 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Everyone needs to get off the ledge, seriously.
Thome was fucking hurt. We needed a DH. Plus, Q! needs rest for his foot. It’s not like Pods has been lighting it up lately and if he continues to play the way he has been I don’t see Ozzie continuing to trot him out in LF or DH…that’s my point.
If everyone else was healthy and Pods was still being put in the lineup almost on a full-time basis, well, that would be a cause for concern.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 22, 2009 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions
Such equanimity when confronted with the abyss - admirable
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by ChicagoPete on Aug 22, 2009 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Can I take it to the bridge?
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by ChicagoPete on Aug 22, 2009 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions
like a sex machine man, movin' it, groovin' it, you know...
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 22, 2009 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions
ah, the cheap excuse i needed to re-post....
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by thatshortkid on Aug 22, 2009 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Fantastic
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Aug 22, 2009 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
hootie and the blowfish?
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 22, 2009 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Tdogg.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Aug 22, 2009 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
exactly...
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 22, 2009 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions
That's Barry Gordy.
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Nice!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 22, 2009 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Lets hope I am not the cellist on the Titanic
The entire team played like crap yesterday…not just Pods. Do I want to see Pods out there over Quentin, no.
I like to see Q!, Rios and Dye in the OF with Thomer at DH as the regular lineup. Not sure who we put up at the top of the order though. I’d like to see Getz there when he gets healthy (I know it didn’t work before).
I think Pods has gotten a chance to try and prove that he could play everyday after the Rios trade and it hasn’t worked out. Still, I think he can contribute a couple of times a week to give Q! and Dye a rest in the field. I want to see Rios in CF everyday.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 22, 2009 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions
you can't just turn the team mvp into a role player...
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Money baby, money
You know what you are? You’re like a big bear with claws and with fangs…
Sue: …big fucking teeth, man.
Trent: Yeah… big fuckin’ teeth on ya’. And Pod’s just like this little bunny, who’s just kinda cowering in the corner.
Sue: Shivering.
Trent: Yeah, man just kinda… you know, you got these claws and you’re staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you’re thinking, “How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?”
Sue: And you’re poking at it, you’re poking at it…
Trent: Yeah, you’re not hurting it. You’re just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny’s scared Mike, the bunny’s scared of you, shivering.
Sue: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs…
Trent: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you’re looking at your claws and you’re looking at your fangs. And you’re thinking to yourself, you don’t know what to do, man. “I don’t know how to kill the bunny.” With this you don’t know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?
Sue: You’re like a big bear, man.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 22, 2009 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
baby, that was money. tell me that wasn't money.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions
I would hope once Getz gets healthy (which is getting close) that you would see more of Pods on the bench.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 22, 2009 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions
they should give harold one of these harness deals to keep pods from going anywhere.
i haven’t figured out what should be done if he is on second base though. any suggestions?
it is what it is......
by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2009 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Cox carries a Russian Dragunov sniper rifle - if he gets too far, loses a knee cap.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 22, 2009 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Right on.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Aug 22, 2009 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
last night was so disappointing.
can’t believe the sox couldn’t score more than 1 run. damn, this team is just so mediocre.
when i saw pods get picked off i just laughed. it’s like, are you kidding me? where are you going? you’re on second with nobody out and the heart of the order coming up and you get picked off?
Cashing checks and having sex.
like someone else commented last night...
to think that wasn’t even the worst pods pickoff of late is just fucking ridiculous.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions
i dont see how what he said is that big of a deal?
After reading this article full of filler, what the hell did Rice actually say? They wear baggy uniforms? WTF!?
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 22, 2009 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions
it's the dreadlocks that are bringing the game down, der....
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by thatshortkid on Aug 22, 2009 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions
or, "these guys don't compare to guys i played with/against"
He is absolutely right, they are much better nowadays.
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 22, 2009 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions
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by thatshortkid on Aug 22, 2009 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions
don't comprehend the
relevance
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 22, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions
players popping on PED tests nowadays
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by thatshortkid on Aug 22, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
ahhhhh
now i get it ;)
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 22, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
seems pretty offensive to me
“You have these baggy uniforms, you have the dreadlocks, that’s not part of the game. It was a clean game, and now they’re setting a bad example for the young guys”
“What you see right now is more individuals, it’s not a team. Now you have guys coming in, they pick the days they want to play, they make big money. The first thing they see are dollar bills.”
Also, grouping him w/ 2 known roiders is a complete joke.
no shit.
you should see what happens if you so much take a step on his lawn.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions
You mean like how Prince Fielder wears baggy uniforms as a tribute to the Negro Leagues?
Old people=they lived through everything, but still know nothing.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 22, 2009 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions
i thought he wore baggy uniforms so he didn't split the seams of his pants when actually moving.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's what he tells reporters because the Brewers are a frequent target of this uniform bashing
I guess I shouldn’t be upset about this, Rice isn’t the 1st HOFer to make ignorant statements under the veil of “playing the right way.”
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 22, 2009 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
he's just pissed because it took him so long to get in.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Still - he should STFU now and relax.
Now he feels he has a forum because he’s HOF. Maybe some folks might rethink their votes because he’s acting the fool.
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Outspoken HOFs are all the rage in sports
Ryne Sandberg is going to get the Cubs’ managerial job in a few years because he “played the right way” and made that obnoxious induction speech.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 22, 2009 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions
i think playing the right way is doing shit that helps get wins.
preferably without getting suspended along the way.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
what was the deal with rice duing his hayday?
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
nice
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 22, 2009 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
as in rec'd
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 22, 2009 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Headline on Whitesox.com "Danks kicks tobacco habit, feeling healthier "
He says the tobacco is what caused the bad circulation on his pitching hand, leading him to be hurt a while back.
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
** packs citrus skoal **
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 22, 2009 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
you know what i have noticed about apple and peach (granted i havn't chewed in months until today)
It seems like the consistency of the dip is actually more abrasive than say cherry or citrus. I am waiting until the day they release grape!
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 22, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
wow. i had no idea that they made all those flavors.
haven’t dipped since high school. back then it was some bandit wintergreen for this man.
Cashing checks and having sex.
you can never go wrong with wintergreen
although i hear i cuts off your circulation? No seriously this citrus tastes like a fucking jolly rancher. I bought it for the game last night since, if and when you smoke, you have to go all the way down to the gates for the smoking area…
The best time i ever had chewing at the stadium was during a party bus/patio party event when one of the guys who came with us started chugging every beer he could find, we told him we had a full cup of jager and he got on both knees, then slammed 3/4s of it before realizing it was our spitoon. I ended up pushing him over some seats after he tried spitting it at us, only to have it dribble down his chin and all over his shirt. Suprisingly he didn’t yack all over the place. True drinker right there.
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 22, 2009 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
you. are. an. asshole. well played.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions
easily the funniest thing i have ever witnessed.
I was not the one to hand him the cup… it was just my idea. does that make it better?
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 22, 2009 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I absolutely totally believe you.
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
i gave enough facts to make it believable
absolutely a true story… what makes it even better? he is a cubs fan.
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 22, 2009 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I tried it once whilst fishing.
Nearly heaved. Of course I was swallowing some of the juice. Idiot. Got me high as hell, though.
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that's rule #1. i knew that when i first tried that shit at like age 12. the juice will fuck you up.
Cashing checks and having sex.
Yeah, I didn't know at age 18
It wasn’t fun.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 22, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I knew it too,
but it was difficult to separate it from the beer I was drinking. I don’t think I’ve ever been so dizzy in my life. And these guys play ball on that shit? Nice.
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I have always wondered how many errors have been comitted because a guy swallows his wad
ie.
Jayson Nix.
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by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 22, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
i'd say it's an error anytime a guy swallows his wad. baseball or otherwise.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
As opposed to anyone else's wad?
I did rec that.
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i don't judge. except for guys who swallow their own wads.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I would never attempt to swallow my own "boy butter".
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by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 22, 2009 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Accidents happen.
Or guys trying to get back at you for having then drink spitoon juice.
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he was so drunk
i doubt if he even remembers doing it.
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by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 22, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions
he absolutely did not say that.
here’s the link if anyone wants to see what danks actually said.
it is what it is......
no, he said he didn't want to take any chances if it did indeed have something to do with it.
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by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 22, 2009 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Who are you?
Dave Kapler???
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by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 22, 2009 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions
you have a serious comprehension problem. here you go.
He didn’t know exactly how it happened, but he wanted to make sure one of his bad habits wasn’t a contributing factor. So, the White Sox lefty kicked his routine of chewing tobacco.
it is what it is......
whether that means he didn't know then or still doesn't know now means something here, right?
i mean, if he still doesn’t know, then ozncoop has a comprehension problem. but if he didn’t know at the time what was causing a problem and ceased doing something that has been known to contribute to said problem, and then the problem disappeared, that’s at least some evidence of causation, right?
i couldn’t figure out why i couldn’t take a dump. then i remembered i heard once that leaving the butt plug in might be part of the problem. so i took it out, and it was like the entire stool chart came to life right there.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
picture of stool chart coming in 3...2...
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
by Jackkoho on Aug 22, 2009 12:40 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
subject line....
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
did u enjoy a brushback with hoodlight?
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
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by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 22, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
that story was worse than any picture anyone has ever posted here. by far.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
agreed
what made it worse is, he justified it by calling himself “liberal”.
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by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 22, 2009 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
what did i miss?
link?
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
actually,
WU u better cloak this before hoodlight gets all excited!
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by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 22, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I would put Cora in that trinity before i put Hawk in it.
Did anyone see that special on HBO about Ted Williams? Seems like the only reason Hawk knew him was because he used wash his cup and put pine-tar on William’s bats before games.
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by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 22, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
pods-like baserunning by the mexican team in the llws
bottom of the last inning of regulation, 1-1 game, bases loaded, swinging bunt caught by the diving pitcher, runner doubled off second to end the inning.
Don't call it a comeback.
that was horrible. what the hell was everybody charging for on that chopper right at the pitcher?
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions
No clue
It was hilarious how the pitcher correctly held the runner at third then turned to throw to first and realized she was standing right next to him
and the second baseman emo haircut kid was daydreaming of conor oberst or something.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
now this kid pitching for curacao has such a violent delivery his jersey keeps coming unbuttoned.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
and don't get excited, wu, he's wearing an undershirt.
Don't call it a comeback.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
easy there...
I thought WU was into farm animals?
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by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 22, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Please boycott (personcott?) ABC/ESPN
That fucking little Miley Cyrus dweeb is interviewing the players. I cannot be a part of Disney Channel crossing over into sports. It is pissing me off mightily.
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I can't say much more in writing.
But I have my reasons for this stance.
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if it was a jonas brother, would you be as upset?
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by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 22, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
he only knows what they look like 'cuz his kid just turned 6, you know...
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
i didn't prepubecent boys could give birth?
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by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 22, 2009 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
know*
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by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 22, 2009 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm serious.
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I see
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by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 22, 2009 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
It has to do (peripherally) with my livelihood.
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we will have to talk about this over a box of wine
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by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 22, 2009 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions
you should march in on monday morning
and complain to walt’s frozen head.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I've been down Elland Road today
excellent performance, never broke a sweat, 3-0 could have easily been 6 or 7 nil. 4 wins out of 4 and at the top of the league. We go up this season for sure.
Was there last night.
Podsednik’s ridiculousness set the tone. Melvin Mora is a fabulous++++ 3rd baseman. BHB looked espectacular. 2 bad pitches and he was down 3-1. How many times does Beckham ground to the pitcher for a DP with men on 1st and 3rd?
We’ll get them tonight and tomorrow. 2 of 3, then on to beat the fuck outta the Sawx.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
do you live north of the city?
55 was like a parking lot yesterday.
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by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 22, 2009 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions
bacon.
3rd time he’s grounded into a dp with runners on 1st and 3rd; the first was with the bases loaded.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
if you guys are bored
go to youtube and google zeitgeist – the greatest story every told… either find a full version or go through the parts. Crazy stuff there.
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by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 22, 2009 2:48 PM CDT reply actions
Feel sorry for those of you stuck w/ the Cubs as the fox game
Though i’m guessing most of you aren’t crying about missing NYY/Sawx
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