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Baltimore Orioles
@ Chicago White Sox

Saturday, Aug 22, 2009, 6:05 PM CDT
U.S. Cellular Field

David Hernandez vs John Danks

Partly cloudy. Winds blowing out to right field at 10-15 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 65.

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from the ranks of the freaks who suspect

they could never love anyone…..

Go Sox!

(billyok or Trooper quote)

by homesickalien on Aug 22, 2009 5:33 PM CDT reply actions  

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These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Aug 22, 2009 5:37 PM CDT reply actions  

BOKNNBC News @ 6 Poll: How Will We Lose Tonight

A. Pods gets 4 hits but is picked off for the cycle and caught stealing home
B. Nix hits three pop-ups, drops three other pop-ups
C. Alexei takes Cuban nap at short as choppers continually bounce over his prone body and into LF
D. Everything goes fine, then Linebrink fucks it all up in 8 pitchesE. 345 go a combined 0412

Text your answers to 3174423123049418278344912

¡signature!

by billyok on Aug 22, 2009 5:50 PM CDT reply actions  

A

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Aug 22, 2009 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

sorta off topic

and this is nothing against you billy but has anyone else noticed that Latin ball players are much more likely to be described as “lazy” or something similar when compared to any other ethnic group?

Baseball Sociology

by 815Sox on Aug 22, 2009 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

i don't actually think che is lazy

nor do i think linebrink can actually screw up in only 8 pitches (because you need 16 to walk four guys)

¡signature!

by billyok on Aug 22, 2009 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

im assuming everyone saw my sweet fanshot on the RR, but I find it odd that I haven't gotten a million recs yet.

In case you’ve been living in a cave for the last hour, here is the link.

Even opens in a new window.

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by Jackkoho on Aug 22, 2009 5:57 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck. fail. here

click here

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by Jackkoho on Aug 22, 2009 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

~goes looking for puking dog gif~

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Aug 22, 2009 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I see I have a rec without a comment... very classy.

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Aug 22, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

o rly?

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

all hail bacon

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 6:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Palmer said "Nix is playing out of position" at second.

God, I hope not.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2009 6:09 PM CDT reply actions  

woopwoopwoopwoopwoop

nyuk nyuk nyuk

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by thatshortkid on Aug 22, 2009 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

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by thatshortkid on Aug 22, 2009 6:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Pods was out. Heh.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Aug 22, 2009 6:20 PM CDT reply actions  

.

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

Stone “He was out”
Hawk “Well, here’s Jermaine”

by Q!'s Qrew on Aug 22, 2009 6:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Don't leave the camera range, Pods.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2009 6:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Danks doesn't have his good location

This could get ugly.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2009 6:28 PM CDT reply actions  

get that man a dip!

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Unless JD really picks it up in September he is

not going to be back.

Now hitting under .190 and and an OBP of .290 since the All-Star Break.

Thanks for the five solid years….but….see ya.

by stanchar on Aug 22, 2009 6:29 PM CDT reply actions  

aren't you supposed to do this just BEFORE he hits?

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

DP!

dancing on the sand.

by thecip on Aug 22, 2009 6:30 PM CDT reply actions  

my wgn must be a couple of seconds behind.

or you’re watching something else and that was a coincidence.

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

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by thatshortkid on Aug 22, 2009 6:31 PM CDT reply actions  

That was satisfying.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2009 6:34 PM CDT reply actions  

the ball is reportedly going to sue because of a hostile work environment

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by thatshortkid on Aug 22, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

QQQQQQQQQ

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Aug 22, 2009 6:34 PM CDT reply actions  

boom!

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by thatshortkid on Aug 22, 2009 6:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Q!

Please bat him 3rd ozzie.

kthxbai

fucking dome

by vince_ on Aug 22, 2009 6:34 PM CDT reply actions  

did i miss a q bomb?

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Aug 22, 2009 6:37 PM CDT reply actions  

yes'm

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

or just a qhit?

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Aug 22, 2009 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

hawk getting all fired up about long term contracts

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by Jackkoho on Aug 22, 2009 6:40 PM CDT reply actions  

would like to hear them go off on bartolo

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Aug 22, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm sure if free agency had been around in hawk's day

he would have had no problem signing one of those contracts for himself.

fucking dome

by vince_ on Aug 22, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did Hawk just declare that pitchers are making up injuries?

"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."

by RWShow on Aug 22, 2009 6:43 PM CDT reply actions  

I wish this game weren't on WGN.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

that made me lol

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Aug 22, 2009 6:48 PM CDT reply actions  

I think Wigginton's throwing the game.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2009 6:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh boy, a RISP for Markakis.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2009 6:50 PM CDT reply actions  

d'oh, almost an out

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Aug 22, 2009 6:52 PM CDT reply actions  

dear john,

please find me. i miss you.

regards,

the strike zone

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by thatshortkid on Aug 22, 2009 6:53 PM CDT reply actions  

danks implosion .

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by Jackkoho on Aug 22, 2009 6:53 PM CDT reply actions  

i will always remember 2009

for the anemic offense, copious amounts of walks issued by our pitchers, and barely little league world series caliber defense

Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.

by JOSEPANIAGUA on Aug 22, 2009 6:54 PM CDT reply actions  

dude if danks goes back to the DL, we are fucked.

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Aug 22, 2009 6:56 PM CDT reply actions  

c'mon Danks, you can do it

little grounder for a dp

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Aug 22, 2009 6:58 PM CDT reply actions  

he gone!!

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Aug 22, 2009 6:59 PM CDT reply actions  

whew

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Aug 22, 2009 7:00 PM CDT reply actions  

thank you, baltimore!

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by thatshortkid on Aug 22, 2009 7:00 PM CDT reply actions  

ditka

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by thatshortkid on Aug 22, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

where the hell do you think you are?

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by Jackkoho on Aug 22, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

JD - blech

got challenged right down the middle with fastballs twice and waved at both of them. Not good.

No animals were harmed during the making of this comment.

by ChicagoPete on Aug 22, 2009 7:05 PM CDT reply actions  

hitting a robust .210 in august

Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.

by JOSEPANIAGUA on Aug 22, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

this lineup needs rejiggering real quick

if we’re going to make a run. Lots of deadwood at the top of the order currently

No animals were harmed during the making of this comment.

by ChicagoPete on Aug 22, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

i didn't want to see that out anyways

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by thatshortkid on Aug 22, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions  

agreed.

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Aug 22, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

What the hell was that?

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions  

why the fuck did stone just introduce us to this guy

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by Jackkoho on Aug 22, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

QBP

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by Jackkoho on Aug 22, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Markakis outfield assist at the plate coming up.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions  

thome gotz wheelz

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions  

OK

See if you can throw this opportunity away

by IceColdFalstaff on Aug 22, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions  

alexei with the bags juiced, you say?

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by thatshortkid on Aug 22, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions  

che finally delivers with the bases loaded.

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by Jackkoho on Aug 22, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alexei sucks, where are the grand slams?

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 22, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions  

D(eport)FA

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by thatshortkid on Aug 22, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

YAZ.

dancing on the sand.

by thecip on Aug 22, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions  

rios doesn't play, we actually look good. coincidence?

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Aug 22, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, you're totally right

It’s not like the Sox are playing the worst team in the AL or anything.

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 22, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes.

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Jackkoho on Aug 22, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Qotsay

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by thatshortkid on Aug 22, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Cutler rolled out and completed one for 15 yards.

STANDING O

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions  

go earl bennett.

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like Cutler, want to trade for him in fantasy

But, I want nothing but failure for Bears fans. Tough choices.

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 22, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

So your self-loathing extends beyond the Bulls?

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

im surprised your a sox fan.

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by Jackkoho on Aug 22, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice AB by Pods.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Aug 22, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions  

just another day at the office

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by thatshortkid on Aug 22, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions  

What a wonderful thing it is to throw strikes

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 22, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions  

2 nice plays by the slayer that inning.

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by Jackkoho on Aug 22, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions  

thome hits a bomb single

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by Jackkoho on Aug 22, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Elephants on parade.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions  

vg.

But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?

by ballyb on Aug 22, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

does that make ozzie hannibal, then?

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by thatshortkid on Aug 22, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

q with a slide.

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Take it back.

But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?

by ballyb on Aug 22, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Q using the F-bomb voice for good

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions  

could q have started that swingy thing any later?

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions  

If only that were a double.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions  

looking pretty okay right now

THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS

by Hazymania on Aug 22, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cutler looks really good.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I HATE IT ALL

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 22, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Long throw

Over the shoulder, right before the Giants DB closed in.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

i don't expect as much from cutler as do many...

but i can already appreciate the fact that defenses have to worry about the entire field because his arm is strong enough to make every throw.

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who is the Bears #2 WR? Experts are saying Hester is going to be a slot receiver

But the team has no real deep-threat aside from him. They made a great move acquiring him, I just don’t know who he’s going to throw to.

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 22, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

orton had nobody to throw to and they went 9-7.

hester has another year of learning the position and greg olson will be used properly (assuming he can hold on to the damn ball).

the depth chart shows hester and bennett as the 1-2, and davis as the 3.

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

olsen.

too much whiskey, ffs.

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great arm.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah, forgot about Olsen

Rashied Davis is a hack, Matt Forte/Olsen are likely going to see the ball a lot more than him.

The NFC North is basically 3 teams with a giant question mark in one area, so they could easily win 11 games. I think the Packers are going to surprise a lot of people.

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 22, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love all the fun names on the Bears this year

Afalava
Aromashodu
Omiyale
Ta’ufo’ou
Tinoisamoa
Toeaina

not to mention Idonije and Ogunleye

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Aug 22, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

stop hitting the ball so hard!

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions  

hey ump!

again!

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by thatshortkid on Aug 22, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions  

He can't become DH soon enough

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 22, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

he didn't want q to feel all alone.

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's a member of the school board there

It would look bad if he didn’t.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think that foul hit kenwo

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by thatshortkid on Aug 22, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck. baconslayer just missed twice.

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Get Danks out.

But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?

by ballyb on Aug 22, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions  

blasphemer.

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was pretty pathetic

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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 22, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Slider in the dirt, please.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2009 8:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Good enough

Got him off the fastball for once.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

That only pertained to Roberts

It was well in the dirt and inside. Could’ve seen a better effort from AJ, maybe, but it probably wouldn’t matter.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks alot

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Aug 22, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats a shame.

Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.

by Jackkoho on Aug 22, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh come on Thorny

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Aug 22, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Beckham guarded the line. Wow.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

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These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Aug 22, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

cla is a ga name

Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.

by JOSEPANIAGUA on Aug 22, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey Meredith, I think you lost this

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Aug 22, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions  

AJ's up to 20 walks.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

That's our AJ!

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Team MVP for sure.

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 22, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

smartest player in the league (Hawk says)

Is alspo the most thrown out on the bases. I can think of about 5 times that’s happened in 30 years of watching baseball. Now Hawk says he’s the best baserunner. Wtf does he smoke?

by Duck99 on Aug 22, 2009 8:31 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

podsynski?

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by thatshortkid on Aug 22, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

like it

My pet peeve with AJ is when he hits a single with a guy on 2b and intentionally tries to stretch it to get the RBI. I’ve seen him thrown out a half dozen times like that.

Obviously has an RBI complex.

by Duck99 on Aug 22, 2009 8:37 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

AJ's pole

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 22, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone hear Beckham on ESPN Radio the other day?

He sounded like a dick.

"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT

by Black Sox Baseball on Aug 22, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

How so?

(Even when discounting for his relative youth?)

by expatnyc on Aug 22, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Didn't seem very fond of Chicago.

Also didn’t seem to come off as an AJ fan.

"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT

by Black Sox Baseball on Aug 22, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cut it dry all you want,

I’m just saying, AJ likes Chicago. You can be the biggest dick in town, just don’t hate the town you dick in.

"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT

by Black Sox Baseball on Aug 22, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can you give an explanation as to why Gordon doesn't like Chicago?

The absence of hot southern co-eds? The potholes? All the black people?

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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 22, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

It honestly could have been more from the meat-heads on the radio.

He just started pumping out Georgia pride and I heard something along the lines of him wanting to play near there over Chicago. Maybe I misheard, but that’s what I’m going with.

"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT

by Black Sox Baseball on Aug 22, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

You must really hate Buehrle, then.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Touche.

If he did the interview exactly as Becks did, I might be a but peeved. However, Buehrls likes the Sox, just wants to play for his home team. We can all respect that.

"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT

by Black Sox Baseball on Aug 22, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

So.

Beckham was born in Georgia, raised in Georgia, went to school in Georgia, played pro ball in Kannapolis, Birmingham and Charlotte…

…and he still prefers the South now. Controversial and alarming!

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd punch AJ in the dick if I had to play with him everyday

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 22, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

he wears a cup.

because he’s an asshole.

by larry on Aug 22, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

just read your sig

Get used to Bacon for the next 15 years, bitch. He loves Chicago too much. He even told the bar he was going to that night.

Great work by the Cubs this week. Aaaahaaahaaaa

by Duck99 on Aug 22, 2009 8:43 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

What the hell are you talking about?

"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT

by Black Sox Baseball on Aug 22, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

A dickish one, yes.

As long as he plays well and doesn’t diss the White Sox, I’m cool.

"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT

by Black Sox Baseball on Aug 22, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought that first out was a little too easy.

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by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck you and your 5 commercial rotation, mlb

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Aug 22, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

So Rios comes in as a defensive replacement...

…but Ozzie lets Pods hit for himself against a lefty.

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by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Bacon threw major leather tonight

Will probably tear some up later on tonight as well

by Duck99 on Aug 22, 2009 8:45 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

8 walks tonight for Sox pitchers

Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.

by JOSEPANIAGUA on Aug 22, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Jenks

pitching his way out of Chicago.

But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?

by ballyb on Aug 22, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

I found the beckham quote:

It’s the most hectic, nerve-racking city. Imagine having to take the the red line to the ballpark looking like you’re riding through Beirut next to some kid with purple hair, next to some queer with AIDS, right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time, right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It’s depressing… The biggest thing I don’t like about Chicago are the foreigners. You can walk an entire block downtown and not hear anybody speaking English. Asians and Koreans and Vietnamese and Indians and Russians and Spanish people and everything up there. How the hell did they get in this country?

dancing on the sand.

by thecip on Aug 22, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

pac man jones scares me

Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.

by JOSEPANIAGUA on Aug 22, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

a winner is you

Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.

by JOSEPANIAGUA on Aug 22, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Danks, Jenks, and some offense make this game OVAH

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Aug 22, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions  

I wish Bobby liked Chicago more.

Bittersweet win for me, because of that.

by expatnyc on Aug 22, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions  

i shall celebrate with another fifth of woodford!

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 22, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

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