8/23/09 RALLY THREAD
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nah
unless they fired UGod
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by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 23, 2009 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 23, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Old editors aren't fired
They just don’t post.
Usually within a week of being named editor.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Where is wiz btw?
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Aug 23, 2009 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions
he posted something recently.
i didn’t understand it, but i think it was due to all of the whiskey.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 23, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I think Wiz has his own site now
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 23, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions
No shit.
Sandyvag.com?
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 23, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 23, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Win.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 23, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Front page headline
“He’ll be back.”
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 23, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Subject line fer Christ sake.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 23, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
And you don't use a subject line?
You’re fired.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 23, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Hanging out with Wiz.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 23, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I think they should hold a daily raffle for the 25th roster spot....
any one of us are just as useful of Lillibridge.
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I did buy a new Sox cap at Dick's today.
Put me in, coach!
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 23, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions
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Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 23, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Throw a strike cockmeat, he's on to your act.
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3-4-5 and 7-8-9 really gettin the job done today. 0-18
Why do we blow on Sundays/day games?
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
The ol Dusty Baker explanation.
I forgot.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
is there an older pitcher in the league than williams with any less career innings?
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
9 extra outs
Q hits 2 solo shots.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
If Q! can't hit a HR in 4 straight games it's proof God hates us.
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Lando bringing up the rear.

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 23, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions
My suave black guy is better than your suave black guy
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 23, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought Carl could use the back up.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 23, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Or Black Up rather.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Aug 23, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Hearing aids getting worse in the future.

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 23, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions
The game will end in less than 5 pitches
Interpret that as you wish.
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nothing like the fake bunt
take strike when you are down 2 in the ninth on a pitch right down the middle
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Feels like a first-pitch 4-6-3 coming on.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
AJ better make this 1st pitch hack worth it
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i can see 2 things here and 1 is not good
by Duck99 on Aug 23, 2009 3:52 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
You trust the Sox on the basepaths that much?
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
yes
closers don’t pay much attention to the baserunners and this catcher has thrown like dog crap all game
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Still not a fan
jesus christ put up the former all star, mvp in that situation. i don’t care if he is 0-50. BAD MOVE.
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my internet is moving slowly, i'm counting on y'all
let’s go Sox!
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Great storyline for this game.
“Well we battled back and cut the run to 1 lead.”
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guhhhh lead to 1 run
Give me hope scruffy batsman.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 23, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions
WHY?!
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 23, 2009 3:57 PM CDT reply actions
Watching the game in DC
That apparently was the Orioles first series win since the all-star break. Awful
fucknuts
that was anti-climatic
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
like the guy that has batted 3rd all year long hasn't seen a fucking righty.
that was a move only made to justify Kotsay’s existence.
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hey, im with everyone else, jd shoulda been up there
im just sayin thats prbably why ozzie put mark up there
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
It's pretty easy to rationalize Kotsay when Dye isn't hitting
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 23, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
i was being more rhetorical
of course Ozzie’s love of handedness will win out.
For the record in 2009:
Dye vs RHP: .270/.347/.498/.845
Kotsay vs RHP: .267/.316/.360/.676
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
though i should note
JD has been pretty shitty recently. Last 28 days: .203/.300/.278/.578
I’d still would have liked to see JD there, but regardless the Sox shouldn’t be in that situation
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
First Orioles
series win in Chicago since 2001
you should pick a new favorite sport.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 23, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
eh
I like the Dominicans… and they aren’t playing hoops or football yet… so i’m stuck.
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I agree w Hawk - good thing the pen
Got a lot of good work since we don’t have an off day for 2 fuckin weeks!
by Duck99 on Aug 23, 2009 3:59 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
only til we take 3/4 from the Red Sox
and 2/3 from the yankees… of course then the twins will sweep us and we’ll be done again.
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well that would be nice if they could win
but eventually we gotta win our own fucking games.
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Oak up 4-1
Cust with an oppo monster shot off that prick Porcello
by Duck99 on Aug 23, 2009 4:00 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
sounds like the A's should win the Central
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 23, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Seattle, Texas, Toronto
I think a few NL teams could win the Central as well.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 23, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Here's hoping we can get to 82 - 80.
That should do it.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
porcello is a prick except when he throws you-clit to the ground.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 23, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
it would have been sweet if the catcher tossed that dropped 3rd
down the line scoring the tying run and allowing kotsay to go around to 3rd. thats how i will dream it up later.
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Need a big losing streak to produce a big winning streak
How long have we been 2 games over? 20 games?
This is what
a spotty offense and only 2 reliable pitchers gets you.
A .500 team forever.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
Don't forget about spotty defense!
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 23, 2009 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions
We'd be ahead by 4 games
if we had spotty defense.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
sometimes the hitting is reliable
sometimes the pitching is reliable.
The Defense is very rarely reliable.
nothing is EVER clicking at the same time.
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"nothing is EVER clicking at the same time."
Y-E-T.
We’re sandbagging.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
_

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 23, 2009 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
what are the odds we come back from the 11 games above .500
4 @ Fenway , 3 @ yankee stadium, 3 @ Dump Dome and 1 @ Wrigley……
I don’t like our chances.
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that would be superb.
I’m thinking 1 @ fenway, 1 @ yankee, 1 @ Dump dome and 1 @ wrigley (unless they bring in Linebrink then we will lose that too)
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Linebrink is going to resurrect the Cubs' postseason chances all by his lonesome
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 23, 2009 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Who gives a fuck, they're going to do everything the exact opposite of what you think anyways
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 23, 2009 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions
go directly to jail. do not pass go.

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 23, 2009 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions
focus on the pain. the only thing that's real.
and you could have it all.
Cashing checks and having sex.
should have done the rally thread earlier
when i called for it.
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
if the sox go 11-0 on this road trip
free postseason tickets to the first 3 replies!!!!!
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what the so'x batting order should be. now, and if everyone were healthy
rios CF
beckham 3B
quentin LF
thome DH
dye RF
konerko 1B
aj C
ramirez SS
nix 2B
healthy
rios CF
beckham 3B
quentin LF
thome DH
dye RF
konerko 1B
aj C
getz 2B
ramirez SS
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
I think I'd leave the 2nd sacker 9th...no matter who it is
unless we get back Alomar. then he’s at the top of the order no doubt.
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my main points are
pods is gone, and Q is hitting 3rd. ive no idea why he isnt in the third spot yet.
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

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