Here Comes The Pain
by The Cheat on Aug 24, 2009 5:30 PM CDT
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Another 17 pitches for Peavy. Through 2 innings, he has allowed two hits, no runs and struck out one. 34 pitches, 22 strikes. Looking OK.
"You might be impressed with your analysis, but I am not. Stop wasting my time." - Chris De Luca
Nice!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 24, 2009 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll take Rios as my pick to click tonight.
What do you mean he isn’t starting??? WTF? Smash remote, kick dog, stab drywall with a steak knife, throw TV out window.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
Is that Canada?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 24, 2009 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Close. Like Quebec. Except more armpit hair on the wymmn.
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The massacre also marked a turning point in the French Wars of Religion. The Huguenot political movement was crippled by the loss of many of its prominent aristocratic leaders, as well as many re-conversions by the rank and file, and those who remained were increasingly radicalized. Though by no means unique, it “was the worst of the century’s religious massacres.” 2 Throughout Europe, it “printed on Protestant minds the indelible conviction that Catholicism was a bloody and treacherous religion”.3
feckin' richelieu, feckin' french
nothing ever changes
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 24, 2009 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions
i just learned that
billy wagner’s agent is named bean stringfellow.
how did i not know that already?
it is what it is......
so we trade for Rios so he can sit in favor of Scotty Pods?
This is really starting to piss me off. If I was a reporter I’d sure as shit be asking WTF fans should come out and support the team if they aren’t putting the best team on the field very often.
Granted it’s at fenway, but given KWs comments about the fans, not starting Rios more than 4 times a week is pretty inexcusable.
love the "Shop @ Yawkey Way store" ad on the front page.
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http://www.p2p4u.net/watch-live-sports.php?id=4480&link=1
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
lmgtfy
http://www.myp2p.eu/competition.php?competitionid=&part=sports&discipline=baseball
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by thatshortkid on Aug 24, 2009 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I keep getting the stupid brewers vs nats game
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by stanleygoober on Aug 24, 2009 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, I do to
I guess the Chineese would rather us watch the most boring game televised
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
It's gonna be a long night....yikes.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
yeah
but we gotta stop complaining about balls and strikes. Gotta start hitting the ball out of the infield – and not pop ups.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 24, 2009 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions
That's what....
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Rios would've had that. Even in CF.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
Why?
He is worth 2+ WAR. Wait for it.
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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
whoosh!
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I got a whoosh!
airnjp is officially over-the-hill, ’round-the-bend if WU gets over.
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Starting to look like BP
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
Billy Pierce?
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Yur BS.
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GB blew that...
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
Never mind...he out.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 24, 2009 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions
blargh
I thought he was safe, but he got tagged before his foot touched. He was out.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
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I want to hear ypu pissed of tonight, H2,
if it is a pissed-off moment worthy of being pissed off. You are a Philly fan, too.
Hide your beagle, Vick’s an Eagle!
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lol
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
1 run is going to win this game!
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions
that's like asking pods to run the bases well.
you know it’s not going to happen.
it is what it is......
Hawk is tearing up...
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
Hey, I don't talk about your proclivities.
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Jew-baiter.
I happen to like him. And he’s on my last-placed fantasy team.
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i thought it was -bator.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Please protect the soft spot on your head.
I am about to paint a target on it.
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Arbitrator. Yes I am.
Really. Cases are starting to flow in. Lots of unhappy people in the securities industry. Imagine that.
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mega fial.
finra?
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Si.
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i don't miss those.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Was just in one. WU would fit right into the panel I had.
Old, nodding off.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
oh, but i'm sure it's not like that in florida.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait, that doesn't work.
Fuck. Me.
(Disgracia.)
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You're the...
Hey, wait a minute!
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That doesn't surprise me...the last place team that is.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 24, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Word on the street is that he has a Zambrano type attitude in the dugout
He takes the FNS approach to frustration.
I go home and get in her face - Pods
wow he hit 95 on the gun?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
Youk's butt-wiggling batting stance always makes me laugh
He looks like a pansy standing like that.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
No one else has ever mentioned his "butt-wiggling"?
Are you tingly, H2? Freud would say thou protesteth too much.
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Cuban pride!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
I like the way Thomer's been swinging lately
lilttle a bad luck right there however
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this tvants shit can kiss my ass
I want my money back
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aren't you outside the sox blackout area now, hoosier?
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by thatshortkid on Aug 24, 2009 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions
pronounced who-zee-eh.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions
ah so...
i see.
wow. mlb really hates iowa. and non-philly east PA.
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by thatshortkid on Aug 24, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions
very annoying
You go, “Here, take my money – please, I insist!” And they go, uh, no – no thanks
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if factually challenged
- in the pre-game Orsillo introduced Q! as being “healthy all year”
by gar ridge pride on Aug 24, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I wonder which year that was.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
Hello fellows!
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
Broadcast here.
Let them know what you are posting lol.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Aug 24, 2009 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Thx for the stream
its actually live unlike tvants
Wunderbar!!!!
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by stanleygoober on Aug 24, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Didn't he homer in 3 straight last week?
I do not get this comment.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
maybe sec. 137 doesn't watch many games.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Taking 4 pitches>Scoring a run
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 24, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions
he has seen 4 or more pitches in 6 of his last 9 PA's.
but in the other 3, saw only 1 each time.
it is what it is......
atta boys!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
Atta boy AJ!
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
Wow
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
first pitch hackin' after consecutive walks. gotta love aj.
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huzzah!
AJ was my secret pick to click
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 24, 2009 6:37 PM CDT reply actions
my menace.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
I think he drinks during the game....
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 24, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Dont forget to eat your Jello shots!
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 24, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Being next to DJ for 3-4 hrs
would drive any man to do that
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by stanleygoober on Aug 24, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
it's a bitch to be next to yourself.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm usually only beside myself
when I look at the Rios-less lineups.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
roll it up, light it up, smoke it up
inhale
exhale
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by thatshortkid on Aug 24, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions
more awesomer:
dj or the robot?
I’d like to eat fourthmeal with either.
dancing on the sand.
by thecip on Aug 24, 2009 6:44 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I truly am so lost here.
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Say what you will about the Sawwx, it's awesome they got Ben Kingsley to manage the team
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Does a great Gandhi.
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still a good ab. moar runz!
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice cheerleading.
What color pom-pons?
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of all of the things for you to actually spell correctly.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions
ANSWER THE QUESTION DB!
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Tick, tick, tick
goes your future. Be nice.
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Peavy's night complete
80 pitches, 52 strikes. 5 scoreless innings, 4 hits, 2 walks, 3 strikeouts.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
POS.
So he’s good on the even starts. Let’s see how he is on #4.
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really? really? have another one.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm sorry, was his 2nd start stellar by Bill James standards?
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so that would make him good on the off starts, yeah?
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
1 and 3, yes.
His next rehab start is his 4th, yes?
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so why did you say he was good on the even starts, so let's see how he does on #4?
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Because I am an idiot.
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Was that so hard? Toonder's been trying to get you to say that for weeks
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
the parties to your arbitrations would be thrilled with this display of numerical acumen.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I generally do not consume a half a bottle of wine befoire proceedings,
unlike you.
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how many bottles does the wife have before?
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions
What number is Google?
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did you mean to type google, or goggles, as in however many it takes for her to get wine goggles?
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
+1-650-253-0000
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by thatshortkid on Aug 24, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
odd.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh.
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One more go down there, and barring setback, he comes up. Right?
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
No.
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Naw, I dont think he even his 60
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by stanleygoober on Aug 24, 2009 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm just happy he's healthy and throwing 80 pitches.
I don’t take very much from his stats. This is basically spring training part II for Peavey, meanwhile AAA hitters should be pretty locked on by this time of the year.
it's not even spring training II for him, since he was pretty much immobilized prior to the rehab.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions
SPRING TRAINING! THE NOT SEQUEL!
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Spring training 1.5?
I’m not expecting much out of Peavy. His first game in the Cell could be hilarious.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 24, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed.
I hope to Christ it’s not the Cubs. Don’t need him running the bases. Ever.
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That is hysterical.
Because I know now I am not the only one.
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Loving the gift run, Nixy.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
An inning that is a microcosm of our season.....
Solid getting the two runs and then an absolute gift run there…….
Nix had a terrible first pitch swing to end the 2nd…..and a terrible gaffe in the bottom half….thanks Jayson.
Wait.........how the fuck did they score? I'm so confused.
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Thx instant replay, Nix you suck.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 24, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Runners at the corners
Runner on first tries to steal. Pierzynski throws to Nix at second, runner on third goes home. They just conceded the run… fucking brutal, as Alex Gonzalez was at the plate.
on the radio the other day,
they suggested that maybe Pods is losing his vision. He cannot see the pitcher’s movement to the bag and thus, keeps being picked off or close to being picked off.
I go home and get in her face - Pods
That's ironic, because quite often when I see Pods in center field and Rios on the bench, I become blinded by anger.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
I am blinded by the light
and science.
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Lit up like a douche
another runner in the night!
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
If Pods got thrown out on that I might have cried.
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ot, but i'd much rather have a standardized test cheater than a druggie. bulls' pick of rose wins out again.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Rose probably gets high just as much as Beasley
He’s in rehab because of psychological issues, or Pat Riley is just an overprotective hack.
Beasley can’t rebound like he did in college, and he can’t dominate inside. He could still be a very explosive scorer, like Glenn Robinson.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 24, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Also, I do hope Beasley is ok, and he just needs therapy
It’s pretty hard for a 20 year old to go from bumblefuck Kansas to Miami and not screw up.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 24, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
dude was in bumblefuck kansas for less than a year, no?
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, went to 3-4 different high schools as well
Still, he’s just an immature adult, in one of the biggest party cities on the planet, with instant celebrity status. Things were not going to end well.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 24, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
WTF?
Aplogist. Fer Chrissakes, no handlers? Or maybe he should not have gone pro?
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most def.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought you kids said Mos Def.
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give wu a point in pop culture references.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
He'll be slayin some Boston dragons tonight!
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
Slash?
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GORDO BOMB
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
Savior!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Fuck and yes.
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thanks! to you and gordon
i got home and turned on the computer just in time to see that pitch fly out!
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Aug 24, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm remembering now why I love Hawk
finally calling out the players by name. the bad news bears comment was loooong overdue
amen!
he hates Chicago!
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by thecip on Aug 24, 2009 6:59 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
looks like that little slump by gordon is over :)
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
We're trending to 3-2, Vincente.
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Dye is sucking it up
does he want Rios to take over for him next year?
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In the Trib Sports section today
Guillen wore a new T-shirt in the clubhouse Sunday morning: “Team Bacon, 15”
Where can I get one of those?
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
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You have to put out first.
Like Ozzie.
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I, too, want a Bacon shirt.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
He could throw an all-day sucker and still get Paulie
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
This Gonzales at SS for Boston…
is this the same one who blew up the 03 Cubs in the Bartman game?
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
(he says, lazily avoiding looking it up for himself)
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
Okay, got off my ass and looked it up.
It’s the one who played for FL that year. I now recall both teams having an Alex Gonzales at SS.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
E-6 after Bartman, yes.
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Like a cuban
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by stanleygoober on Aug 24, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
fer shure?
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
that was a girlie throw.
dancing on the sand.
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Jesus, if I wanted to hear more Jeter ball-licking, I'd put on ESPN.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
maybe they will make up for it by making fun of the girly arms of johnny damon and nick swisher.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
hope they took some valtrex
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by thatshortkid on Aug 24, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I am about to cloak you, Costner.
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that Pods kid is like a panther out there in CF
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The Pink Panther?
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
...
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
Racist.
Like your Polish diaper smells better.
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smells like a Floridians depends after a three day bender
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I like how that smells.
Mrs. WU knows how to mask.
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NO MORE WIRE HANGARS
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by stanleygoober on Aug 24, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
uh oh
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Youkilis gets hit with a forkball and he fucking whinces. My god.
and fuck that strike zone — that second pitch was a strike to JD in the first.
What is a whince?
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this is one of the the funniest things you do.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
So I should shoot myself, already?
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WHAT IN THE FUCKING SHIT FUCK MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING SHIT FUCK WAS THAT
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
WHAT THE FICK MOTHERFUCKER!
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
UGH
Effing Keystone Kops out there
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
what the fuck was that????
dancing on the sand.
by thecip on Aug 24, 2009 7:19 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I'm about to declare WAR on Cuba.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
LIKE COUNT'S.
2+ WAR = SUCK.
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The only thing that makes that worse is Jose pulling his achilles
or would that have made it better?
tallest asswipe in the circus.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Rios?
I thought he was on the bench.
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Garcia tomorrow.
dancing on the sand.
by thecip on Aug 24, 2009 7:23 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Noooooooooooooooooo
Come oooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnn
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
(Engulfs Savior.)
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dental dam or no?
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
GET THE DAMN OUT
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
these pitches are looking good on gameday...is he really missing that bad?
that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma
I'm watching and he doesn't appear to be getting squeezed.
and hawk said he’s the best ever….
At a certain point you wonder how long Ozzie will continue to
essentially get a “free pass” in this town? After all, this is a veteran (and well-paid) team that seems to have more mental lapses than they should…..at what point do you point the finger at the manager?
what is he supposed to do?
these guys dont have anyone threatening their jobs, and if they were taken out, everyone would bitch because the replacements absolutely suck
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 24, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
You are shitting me, right?
This is Ozzie’s fault?
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they're getting what the fucking deserve right now
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
ROFL ---- this team has become such a joke
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
In grey
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
So glad this 10 million dollar wack job is finally gone
after 2009…….nobody can take away 2005, but man……see ya Jose.
NO HE IS 2+ WAR!
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this is painful watching gameday put up this shit
that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma
My God this might be the fugliest
Half inning in Chisox history. 40 fucking pitches and 1 hit
by Duck99 on Aug 24, 2009 7:25 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
:::cries:::
We’re giving the game away!!!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
why is aj catching contreras? what is wrong with castro?
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
he caught yesterday
you know, the game that didnt matter so ozzie put out the C team to rack up a win against a guy with a 6.82 ERA.
I go home and get in her face - Pods
I have no words for this. I am so pissed off right now.
IDIOTS!!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
You're almost there, H2....
Say it:
MOTHERFUCKER!!!
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What have I said?
Not. This. Year.
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oh, we're winning this mofo
And I am happy that I have seen the last of the Count. No way he makes another start.
by Duck99 on Aug 24, 2009 7:37 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
The only way you won't see him is if you don't watch on his game days
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
he absolutely will be making his next start.
you can almost write ozzie’s quote, “he didn’t pitch that bad, it was just everything else that went wrong.”
Sell! If you can find a buyer.
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Gotta go.
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You knew it was coming. Sigh.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
usually i request a tap on the shoulder.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I say I'll give one but often forget
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
I request a reach-around.
Which is why we are friends.
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this thread is headed downhill. and fast.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL.
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wow
alert the FCC, hawk is gonna rant.
dancing on the sand.
by thecip on Aug 24, 2009 7:27 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Note to Ozzie - might as well rest everyone now... this team is shit
I’d say bring up the rooks – but my guess is its all PR and they are shit too
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
There are certain guys on this team
that are the reason this team is .500. Contreras is the poster child
Don't hold your breath...
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
mark my words
I’ll never watch another Jose Contreras start again, unless he is in a different uniform.
"A farewell to arms; the chicago white sox story"
you couldn’t write it any better
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 24, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions
or a cautionary tale of why one should always let the wookie win
either/or
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 24, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
tabasco is like 42 times better than contreras.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
one fucking pitch
it takes d.j. one fucking pitch to get out of that. for fucks sake
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
what the hell would we do without tabasco this year? He has been cleaning up our 5th starters shit all year
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
Now the offense
will go into a deep freeze.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
Glad I got home in time to see the homerun..
Box score suggests Contreras implodes again.. that pitch looked like he had already given up before it got there.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 24, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions
glad I missed most of it.
Saw the wild pitch and the pitiful homerun pitch.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 24, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Stone Pony said it best
“This might just be the worst inning of the year for the sox”
I go home and get in her face - Pods
Boy, that's with significant competition, too.
Good thing we are not televised nationally.
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Where the hell were you guys
when Tdogg and I were contemplating Count philosophy earlier today?
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Participating in my first institute day ever.
Someone, somehow, decided to hire me as a high school English teacher.
NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
they watched me "teach" for a year
and decided to hire me back. i think that has to be a worse decision
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 24, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
math
i have to try to mix in non-perverted jokes into my lessons to make it semi-interesting. they don’t get any of them and i laugh to myself
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 24, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Congrats.
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Are you asking a question or making some sort of awkwardly phrased statement?
NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
No, that was me.
You are an imbecile. Someone else will be a moron.
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im with you! lets go sox offense and bullpen!
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by oneloyaldawg on Aug 24, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, look at the positive - we have sweaty freddy tomorrow... lol
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his era is going down into respectability!
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 24, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
if you still have the ability to scream, the death panel will not permit your execution.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
wouldn't jose still be pitching even if richard was around?
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
Freddy would be odd man out.
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shit, i knew i forgot the symbol for rhetorical!
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
It's next to Price's symbol
on the Egocentric Periodical Chart.
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So we can take up this argument tomorrow when Freddy gets shelled
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
shh...
don’t ruin their bitching fun
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 24, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not sure
Maybe you’re right. I’m just looking for a reason why this guy is pitching
Why the Jose hate? It's not like he was solely to blame.
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by Chiburb on Aug 24, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
AJ can't block a ball? Nix allows the guy to walk in from third?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
Yeah but Jose
fell over himself trying to pick up the 3rd out. It’s on him
Big fucking deal Physical errors happen.
He deserves a DFA for that?
Fucking kids.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
This... and all the other crappy games all season
for that matter… keep going back
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
i agree
I wouldnt mind seeing Jose in the bullpen either this year or next. He seems to pitch well in his first few innings then just blows. He might have some value in the pen.
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
Like El Duque.
No shame in taking Tabasco’s role.
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hahaha!
i want to rec it
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 24, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
it was ozzie's fault!
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
When you hit a guy on an 0-2 pitch, then let a guy who hit a dribbler on 3-0 off the hook...
yeah.
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Nope
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
First time caller, long time listener here.
Why does Ozzie preach defense yet rest his best defensive player in a pennant drive? And why does he let a game get out of hand before pulling a starting pitcher? It’s not like he hasn’t seen this performance before.
I’ll hang up now and wait for my answer……..
because he would have gotten out of it if he had tagged Youkolis
he was pitching fairly well
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
Agreed.
WTF do you want from your 4/5 starters?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
To beat the other 4/5 starter.
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prevented the earned runs though
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
you know who i'd like to have a word with?
that motherfucker carney lansford for saying this.
i am still literally seeing red from watching that “double steal”.
it is what it is......
Don't worry.
The Tigers will lose tonight.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
by ballyb on Aug 24, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
doesn't matter..minnesota wins this division with 87 wins...so let it be written..so let it be done
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
by JOSEPANIAGUA on Aug 24, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
i'll give this a megan fox thumb's up!
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
is that the same thing as a toe up?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 24, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
_
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
That is a runner's toe.
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Had that - and it hurts like a bitch!!!
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Mee, toe!
BWAHAHAHA!
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should have expected that, put my foot in my mouth
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Ah, bally.
We still actually need to win some games on our own.
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We really just need to win 2 more (or is it 3? who's played more games at this point?)
And they need to lose out the rest of the season.
NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
Where is Castro???
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let us sit upon the ground and tell sad tales about the death of kings
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by ChicagoPete on Aug 24, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Earned my Rec
for both the pic and quote in synchronized perfection
Screw you, monkeyboy, Imma goin Home!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Nix you suck
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Tcik, tick, tick...
;)
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so whats up with getz?
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 24, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Injured.
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time table?
still curious
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 24, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
i dont know..but we could really use a .260 hitter with no power right about now
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
by JOSEPANIAGUA on Aug 24, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, you're probably right
curiosity satiated
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 24, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
.296 average in the season's second half
.075 better than Nix
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 24, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
all you need is a good mirror and some tubing.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Water sports?
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water, coffee, orange juice. whatever's lying around.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
and he knew how to use a subject line.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Rioswhere?
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Ball deflected off the pixie dust
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
i think he's in the parking lot signing autographs
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
by JOSEPANIAGUA on Aug 24, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Very tired from the flight - his height prevented him from sleeping on the flight
middle seat – squeezed between Castro and Jenks
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Perhaps now.
We make Toronto look good tonight. Even with the taxes.
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is it sad that i am not disappointed with this game because i expected it to happen?
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Sure- you got your Savior dong.
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in da mout
maybe we can get a brawl out of this game. Certainly would be more entertaining.
fucking dome
i vote for a fight.
if i still had beckham’s # i would call him and request it
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by oneloyaldawg on Aug 24, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
maybe a little
but i did used to have it. i was hanging out with some other players the night he called to say he got called up to the bigs. they gave me his number so i could send him a congrats text. then that phone got stolen.
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Aug 24, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
If I still had Count's # I'd call to congradulate him on his performance
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
I feel shellshocked.
dancing on the sand.
by thecip on Aug 24, 2009 7:49 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
although i always advocate against it
i wouldn’t mind if the sox just gave up and walked off the field.
it is what it is......
Now thats something I can agree with
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Works for me
“Screw this, we’re not gonna win anyway.”
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Anyone with a Peavy update?
My computer had an accident after I threw a brick through my Contreras screensaver.
If Peavy can go 5 innings that’s a huge upgrade. Hudson better get ready as well. I’m still very fuckin optimistic dammit.
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peavy update above.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
the contreras cycle.
4 hits, 3 walks, 2 wild pitches, an error and a hit batter. bravo!
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
to get out of the third inning.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
All it's missing is a partridge in a pear tree!
DOOOOOOOH-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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And 80 pitches in 2+ innings?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
this team has played like uninterrupted shit since july 2006
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
by JOSEPANIAGUA on Aug 24, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I picture it like soft serve.
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Sox Machine
I might flag that.
Keep your wits about you.
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uninterrupted shit: your 2008 al central champions!
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
The phases
Second half ’06: pitching, bullpen regress.
2007: The atrocities have been well documented
2008: Division title. Ozzie got a banged up team over the hump.
2009: Spare parts stumble into contention. Actual talent acquired, possibly after it was too late. How come no one is pointing the finger at PK and Dye? They are slumping in a big way.
the first thing i do every morning is point a finger at pk and dye
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
by JOSEPANIAGUA on Aug 24, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
didn't know that was the new phrase for 'morning wood'
learn something new every day
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 24, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Im almost entirely drained of baseball emotion
I starting to get a football high
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
cutler looked good
looking forward to catching the broncos/bears game in vegas this weekend.
fucking dome
too bad you won't get to see knowshon
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by oneloyaldawg on Aug 24, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I am only a Lions Fan
When they are playing the Christians in the Colosseum…
Screw you, monkeyboy, Imma goin Home!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 24, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Shoulda gotten Louis Murphy
go gators
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 24, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Good man.
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Bears odds to win it all: 16:1
Wanna put $10 on it for me?
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Sox Machine
Email me your address
I’ll put it in the mail tomorrow. Should get there in time, it’s only gotta travel one state over.
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I did that in 06.
think it was 16-1 too at that time. shoulda fucking bet nfc only, but I think that was ‘only’ 10-1
Plate discipline? What's that?
Find a good pitch to hit and drive it. Can’t walk yourself to a World Series and whatnot.
Yeah...not winning this game
They don’t deserve it tonight, anyway.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Now the Spanks lost 14-1 Saturday to these bozos
and won yesterday. Tommorow’s another day.
Who the fuck am I kidding? Garcia tomorrow?
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i thought it was tommorroww.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
You are going to parse spelling
after the exhibition you are witnessing tonight?
You should be a middle manager somewhere.
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you could hire me to fire your secretary.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
i bet kenwo is having a great time at the game.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
FanPost ought to be good.
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if pods gets pick off I'm going to turn off the tv
dancing on the sand.
by thecip on Aug 24, 2009 7:58 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
If anybody could get picked off standing on the bag...
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Sox Machine
touche, salesman
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by oneloyaldawg on Aug 24, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
it's only one out of four, we'll go get 'em tomorrow
quick sweat check first
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I smell a DP coming
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by stanleygoober on Aug 24, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
i think you meant to reply to roy two down.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Id rather not smell that
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by stanleygoober on Aug 24, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone reflect upon Cheat's title for this thread?
He’s a smart guy. And I blame him for all of this.
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
i thought it was clever use of brock lesnar's wwe catchphrase
which i havent heard in 7 years…12 thumbs up
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
by JOSEPANIAGUA on Aug 24, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Knew that was gonna happen
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
what happens next?
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Umm...base hit
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
hmm...thome did reach first, so i'll allow it.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
New gamethread....
URL is wrong, title is right
http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/8/24/1001089/for-the-sadists
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WTF!
I took the dog for a walk it was 4-1 with one out, Contreras looking good.
huh.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
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