For the Masochists
by The Cheat on Aug 24, 2009 8:02 PM CDT
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PrintJust as ugly as you expected, with some creative suck thrown in on top. I'm watching something else, anything else.
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guess you found roy after all.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Are we out of the 4th yet?
Has Pods K’ed?
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Roy, one more cloak and you have the trifecta tonight.
I know you can do it.
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Wipe the post off the face of the Earth.
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Paulie, gotta get a base hit. Come on, you can do it.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Wow. You are resilient, young lady.
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That's even better!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Jets v Bal
Yeah its preseason, but its better then listening to Farmer and DJ describe the suckitude
Nice to see Paulie pick up JD.
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paulie.
PAULIE!!!!!!
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by thecip on Aug 24, 2009 8:09 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
PK sucks.
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(just about to post this before the Homer, i guess I'll have to wait a little longer.) and with that good night one and all
maybe when I open my eyes tomorrow Kenny will have awarded the team with 3 months of paid vacation. And we wont have to pain oursleves any further.
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
That is true, dat.
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yes..we are being teased with the feather duster right now
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
by JOSEPANIAGUA on Aug 24, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Hard to believe we're losing this game.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
Have we shut down BOS after we have scored - once tonight?
Need to lock down the bottom of the inning before I hop onto this Pain Train.
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now THAT is a great porn name.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
C'mon Carlos, don't let this end yet
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
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That's what...
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his wife said?
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
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Well, sure.
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one has nothing to do with the other.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Except the fact that I will end up passing out from drinking.
Hence if the Sox have no chance of coming back, I don’t miss anything. If there is a chance, I will miss on a good comeback.
here's a dollar. go buy some tolerance.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
i dont think the 2 are mutually exclusive
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
by JOSEPANIAGUA on Aug 24, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Hit the hard booze.
Can’t lose either way.
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Charlotte radio announcer
is better than Farmer.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
we still can win
Runs I saw on tv
good guys 4 carmines 1
runs i missed on my walk
good guys 0 carmines 8
runs scored since i’ve been back
good guys 3 carmines 0
I dont plan on going for another walk
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
All abot youse, e-g.
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i wanna call this gwc law firm and tell them that they are pieces of shit
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
Game would be tied
without fucking Carrasco.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
you mean contreras?
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by oneloyaldawg on Aug 24, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Blind rage is unattractive on a 58 year-old man with a caved-in face.
(Pretty cool on a drunk 23 year-old woman, though.)
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and even better if she doesn't have any pesky identity-revealing fake tatas
amirite?
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pic of mutilated tatas from royegan coming in 3....2....
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
Word.
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bj honeycutt is my favorite base balling pitcher!
dancing on the sand.
by thecip on Aug 24, 2009 8:19 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
OK, I'M FUCKING IN NOW.
ALL IN. LET’S FUCKING GO!!!
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easy there, belushi.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
LET'S DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I predict 10-8. And I will shave my nether region tomorrow.)
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don't forget to charge the gps tonight, then!
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Lose the "L" and I'll read on...
It’s about philosophy.
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Tell me you didn't look up her dress.
Dammit! Confession does NOT work.
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the secret of the odd clock?
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
that reminds me.
what happened to that shoeless cock guy? did he find a pair of slippers and abandon us?
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
ROFL. WTF are you talking about?
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that shoeless in sc dude
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
He floats in and out.
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I think I was listening to the wrong music in the bottom of the third.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Aug 24, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions
Where you been, DI?
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FLA, actually!
Well, I was for a week anyway. Otherwise, I’ve been kinda busy this summer and can’t really abuse this place during work hours anymore.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Aug 24, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
well shit
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Sure.
I’m all in and nothing leaves the infield. Just give me the ball peen hammer now.
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never show that inning ever again.
dancing on the sand.
by thecip on Aug 24, 2009 8:26 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Pitching.
No hitting.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
Hitting.
No pitching.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
Pitching and hitting.
No defense.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
yeah, he's hit like shit in the clutch all season. wtf?
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
My guess is that Kenny had to ask Jerry for his approval before he added on 2 huge long-term contracts
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 24, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Naw, stanchar has it on good authority
that KW has carte blanche when it comes to payroll.
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reinsdorf has been too busy with ice skating lessons in phoenix.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, those were horseshit deals this October.
Enough already.
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I was about to ask you the same thing.
August is a good time to evaluate deals set to make the Sox competitive through 2012? Is that your contention?
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especially the one that didn't require any talent to be exchanged.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Obviously the Peavy and Rios moves were not just about this year......
but I have to think that KW made a pretty convincing argument that these moves would put the White Sox over the top in 2009 to bring in playoff revenue…..obviously he miscalculated….of course Reinsdorf knew this COULD happen……point is he’s probably going to be a little pissed…..as we all are.
he probably forgot to even mention peavy was on the dl. that sneaky kenny.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
You know this how?
I figured these moves were for the future. And fucking Peavy has yet to throw a AL ML pitch. How are you evaluating the near-term results? Via the rest of the team’s play? Fer Chrissakes.
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+1
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Didn't KW say how important it was for people to show up at the park the rest of the year....
and that when the team doesn’t win he “gets rid of people.” So again, yes of course these moves have major implications for the “core” for the future….but to think they really expected to win this division….
One would think the Rios deal was about this year as well as the future.
Which makes it absurd he isn’t playing full time.
maybe he'll be our eric bruntlett tonite
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by stanleygoober on Aug 24, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Earning that starting position
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
i still haven't decided how to place the blame on that one.
looked like konerko still could have caught it.
it is what it is......
Getz's groin is the Sox LVP
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 24, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone ever says Nix should supplant anyone
might get an argument from me! (Quivers.)
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No time to read links. Trying to keep up.
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getz to begin rehab
posted again for the new thread
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090824&content_id=6598962&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 24, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I need colin to tell me about the upside of Nix
Where is that 2+ WAR? I want to snuggle with it tonight.
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he's busy mending getz.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Mirror image of Pods and Count's.
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I'm trying to think of a bet that i could put on the white sox that would express my feelings about this team
I wonder if I can bet they will finished the season 2 games over .500 and 2-3 games behind the tigers.
fucking dome
and 4-5 behind the twins
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Favre-lover.
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at least one good thing will happen in 2009
the twinkiedome will no longer host major league baseball
fucking dome
I'll bet the Sox will be 4 games behind the Tigers by the season-ending series
Then they’ll sweep them.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 24, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, you know we play to our competition.
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Snitchin Randy.........
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 24, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Please - anyone but Papi. Anyone. But. Papi.
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I expected that one to ramp up Q's forearm and give him a bloody nose.
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133 pitches and we're almost out of the 6th!
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Pooty goo.
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MVP.
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Cowley's on the Twitter machine again.
According to ST national baseball guru Chris De Luca, expect Peavy to petition to pitch Saturday in New York for the Sox.
Pick your poison. 80 percent Peavy or 100 percent Jose.
peavy please
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by oneloyaldawg on Aug 24, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
jaime navarro.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Parque.
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no cheaterz aloud.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Just suk.
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Was is a slider?
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whew
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
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needing over 6 innings (hopefully) out of them tonight...
ain’t so swell with what’s on the horizon, though.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
well, yes, but i was really referring to southie slut slappin'.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Scoreless yesterday, also.
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Please...
make some baseball!
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Aug 24, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions
Ortiz is horrible and if Count
Just let’s the ball he hit in the 3rd go to Konerko we’re winning this thing. Reminded me of the one he tore his achilles on last year. What a dope.
by Duck99 on Aug 24, 2009 8:43 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Yeah. Fuckstick hurt himself playing ball.
Idiot. Cal Ripken knew how to do it.
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Pods is an on-base machine.
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And often it is temporary.
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he's like an american car.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Can we trade him in and get $4500?
Shit, it is over, isn’t it?
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my check had better be in the mail for that, opos.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
It sure is!
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great. where do i deliver the jalopy?
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
don't fuck up, pods.
dancing on the sand.
by thecip on Aug 24, 2009 8:43 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Lets F'N go
time to win guys this is where the team comes together
YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD YES!
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Pods really wants to get picked off
He hasn’t been picked off first in a while
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by El Duque's Raft on Aug 24, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions
where a while = a day or two
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by oneloyaldawg on Aug 24, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's go, Bacon
Ricochet one off the Monster
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
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Dick Radatz is in?
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me too, but lose the accent.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
LOL!!!
Rec’d.
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Balk!
I love those.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Aug 24, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions
Heh
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Pods is a balk-inducing machine.
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He sure scares the crap out of me.
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And here I was lecturing my cat earlier...
about the idiocy of trotting Pods out there every day, while giving Rios so many days off. Who’s the idiot now?
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Aug 24, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions
You, for talking to your cat.
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you. you were lecturing your cat
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by oneloyaldawg on Aug 24, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
picture of decapitated cat coming in 3....2...
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
_
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Good time to breat out of slump, Jermaine.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
Hey everyone......
K swinging or looking for JD?
I say swinging.
are you up to your old stanchar reversie ways or are you just being a shithead?
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Mutually exclusive why?
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have to wait till the 9th to find out
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by oneloyaldawg on Aug 24, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
'n' balks 'n' walks
Just making sure you heard.
(I got it.)
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Sawx pen sucks this year.
Steve Phillips was advocating trading Papelbon over the winter for some SP. Like that would help the pen.
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Papelbon's WHIP is pretty bad
Also he randomly decided he’s Mariano and only throws one pitch. Apart from being an idiot, but they’ve got Beckett already so what’s one moronic closer more. OH NOES BILLY WAGNER HOW DARE YOU!
wow. just looking at some of dye's numbers.
he hasn’t hit a double in 5 weeks.
it is what it is......
Come on old man...
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Old Larry would've have some WWII propaganda posters ready.
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Step up, Jim.
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Basterd.
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big American penis.
dancing on the sand.
by thecip on Aug 24, 2009 8:54 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
fine, i'll close the blinds.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
thats not a bad thing to some of us
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by oneloyaldawg on Aug 24, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Whoa!
OLD racy! WTF?
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Raff out roud.
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sigh
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
How the heck does he throw strikes when he doesn't look at the plate?
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
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I am likely very much in the minority here....and at this moment I have no viable alternatives to offer....
but I’m so done with Thome, PK, Dye….unfortunately stuck with PK 1 more year.
i am with you in that minority
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by oneloyaldawg on Aug 24, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
lifetime contract for Pods?
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by El Duque's Raft on Aug 24, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
PK has had a horseshit game.
I hear you, stan.
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and fuck thome and his ~.900 ops.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
you have some strange expectations.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I have faith in PK here
He can handle a fastball.
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Bard is not a good pitcher.
Got a good shot here.
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I can has base hits?
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Umm...that's not quite what I meant...
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
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Ouch.
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you hear that stat they rolled off the other night...
in Q!’s first year he was HBP 43 times!
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by oneloyaldawg on Aug 24, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I have faith in Q here
He can handle a fastball.
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Cmon Carlos
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Aug 24, 2009 9:00 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
this guy is throwing the equivalent of a little leaguer throwing 75 mph!
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Please Q
Just get a hit. Any kind of hit. Or anything that’s not an out.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
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Oh, boy, this is GREAT!
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This is going to end with a lot of yelling.
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C'mon, Swisher took him deep the other day.
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fns
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by oneloyaldawg on Aug 24, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
NSF?
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by stanleygoober on Aug 24, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
The 2-1 pitch was his chance.....
Q is finished….fuck!
Nuthin' but 4-seamers.
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I'm gonna cry again
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
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This cunt is throwing heat right down the middle
And he gets rewarded for it. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
Sure makes ever walking our guys look stupid.
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QPOS
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i apologize for giving you shit earlier. i'd just assumed this wasn't the first game you'd seen this year.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
it's times like this when i miss josh fields and his fastball mashing.
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i thought it was decided that fields could not hit a fastball.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
Turn up the sarcasm detector.
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@
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 24, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
this game has broken me.
dancing on the sand.
by thecip on Aug 24, 2009 9:02 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
cip, i have to thank you.
everytime i see that AM/PM “Why hello alex” commercial i just smile. just came on.
Following on gameday...how close to the track was that?
Sounds like that would have been out – at the Cell.
caught it about a foot in front of the track
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by El Duque's Raft on Aug 24, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
BFD.
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Not directed at you.
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So who gets sent down tonight so we can bring up someone for the BP
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Lousy Contreras and his ridiculous implosion
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windows 7 oct 22.
dancing on the sand.
by thecip on Aug 24, 2009 9:07 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
no ppc SL. gah!
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by thatshortkid on Aug 24, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
omg...its only the 7th
i have to be up for work at 4:10
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or... go to bed, game will just be finishing when you get up
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Well....Dan Hudson so far.....
3 IP, 3 H 2ER, 2BB, 6 K
Sounds like a perfect fit
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by OznCoop on Aug 24, 2009 9:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Sad that the brightest spot the last few days is that we have found
a 350,000 second loogie for 2010 in Randy Williams.
how'd linebrink get so fat?
dancing on the sand.
by thecip on Aug 24, 2009 9:09 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
depressed fucked cake eating.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I always knew you two would end up together.
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Ugh
Get my hopes up, make me think that MAYBE they might pull a win out of their butts. Nope. I was right the first time. Not winning this one.
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Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
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I'm on record.
10-8. Just to jack with us.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 24, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Here's the dirty truth, gang, Poland spring water does not come from Poland...
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Sox Machine
Sickening but true
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by OznCoop on Aug 24, 2009 9:11 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Dotel.
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I say at this point
bring in liney and let them hit the shit out of the ball till they can’t swing anymore. Tire them out for the next 2 games. (or maybe just leave Dotel in)
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Just got it from a friend.
Sox are ready to break out. Division win is in the bag.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
Are we out of the fourth inning yet?
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Sox Machine
Same fencing when we hit.
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why are you still watching???
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Yea - but then they quit hitting
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Goodnight
And goodluck
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by OznCoop on Aug 24, 2009 9:13 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Did your folks just call?
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from upstairs?
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
No, not yet - they still have more ways to amaze you on defense
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it was nice of dotel to bring out the slider to play.
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Because of the Big American...?
;)
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i don't think they show that on a baseball brodcast
bummer
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by oneloyaldawg on Aug 24, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm waiting to see Rios bat again... oh, never mind
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She actually only wants to see his bat.
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Brings the wood to the dish
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
We're still ahead
7 – 5 in earned runs.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
fml
Meanwhile, Jake Peavy was hit in the arm by a line drive with two out in the fifth inning by Wes Timmons but retired the final batter as he pitched five scoreless innings for Triple-A Charlotte in his third minor league rehabilitation start at Gwinnett.
fucking dome
FWT.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Which arm?
Left is OK.
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er, maybe not just yet.
these little shitbirds gotta finish first apparently.
it is what it is......
Who gives a crap?
Can’t expect Tiggers/Twinks to lose when we can’t take care of our own selves.
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for the lively conversation
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I dislike Pedroia
Every time I see him I want to bash in his snotty little punkass face.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
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whoa, hey there
this is a family site, sister.
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by thatshortkid on Aug 24, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!!
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lol
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by thatshortkid on Aug 24, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i want to flag and rec this at the same time.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm tingly
and afraid.
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this isn't penthouse letters here, buddy.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I never thought this would happen to me...
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Punk/Jerk/Freakazoid
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Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
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I think they need a team meeting.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
change the m to a b and the 2nd e to an a
yeah, thats better
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by oneloyaldawg on Aug 24, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that Lisa Stone in the booth?
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by El Duque's Raft on Aug 24, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions
this is like the third of those days in the last week.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, it's been a long week.
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8/17, 8/21, 8/23, and 8/24 will go down as the days the Sox lost the division
fixed
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by El Duque's Raft on Aug 24, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm betting it's sometime in the second half of September, myself.
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In case you didn't know - our teams been resilient all year
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
they have had a lot of opportunities to show that resiliency
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
by JOSEPANIAGUA on Aug 24, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Alexei got all of that one.
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figures.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Is Owens back on the team
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i dont want to get back into this game.
raise my hopes just to have them crushed again.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
6 runs - I wouldn't worry
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i stopped watching after Dotel does what he does
I assume we are a Nix blast from walking off
by Duck99 on Aug 24, 2009 9:24 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
that would be hard since kotsay is currently pinch hitting for nix
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by oneloyaldawg on Aug 24, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh boy, pinch hitter
This’ll end well.
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Sox Machine
At-em ball.
Book it.
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If someone hits another 3-run dong to bring us within 2
I swear I will set myself on fire.
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two slams puts the sox up by a field goal minus an extra point.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it'd be better if they lost by one.
Especially with Nix thinking the Sox would have one to work with.
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Sox Machine
let's take it to the bridge!
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by thatshortkid on Aug 24, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
and 40th in obp. good parlor trick.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Negative Nellie.
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obp not important.
if it was, they’d put it up on the scoreboard. just ask jeff francoeur.
it is what it is......
he's not good at any of the numberz.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
He's creeping - slowly - toward 40 RBI's.
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A 12 - 11 loss
and I WILL bang my head til it’s bloody.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
Productive out!
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Wow...advancing the runners
That was like…National League ball or something.
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pods looks sad
FUCK YOU, BUDDY!
dancing on the sand.
by thecip on Aug 24, 2009 9:27 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Time for GB's first multi HR game
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or not
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
you jinxed it
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by oneloyaldawg on Aug 24, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
If not for Carrasco and Dotel,
we’d be winning.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
Yep - should have left Jose in - only gave up 1 earned run
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by Brush Back on Aug 24, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
jr is gonna be pissed at kw after the season for picking beckham
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SEC basterd.
Overmatched by Harvard/MIT/BC ambience.
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tigers scored moar runs off weaver in the first than the sock has eva!
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Just put us out of our mediocrity misery, already, Detroit.
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the twins r sure to get the last laff
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Yur druz haff kicked inn?
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my doc came over and gived me some propofol.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Papelbon will probably walk the bases loaded
Then strike out the side. Some mild chance he fucks up the second part though.
They're gonna show that all night, aren't they?
“This is the play that ruined the game! LOOK!!”
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
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im watching "hoarders" and there is a guy whose bathroom is full of plastic bags filled with his own doo doo
between this and the sox game i cant find anything on tv that does not make me throw up
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
u need moar channelz!
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I liked his nail clippings.
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He owned a TV station in Las Vegas just so he could watch Ice Station Zebra whenever he wanted!
That’s my kind of quirky.
Saw a promo for that the other day
The guy had like a foot of trash covering every inch of his floor. Fast food drink cups, paper, old clothes… Is this the same person?
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Spruce Goose guy.
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i think on "hoarders" that's every person.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
lol probably
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discussion about uzr on espn.
joe morgan: “i don’t use those metrics. i watch them play.”
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
i would actually like that argument if you could watch every game by every player.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
the metrics do it for you!
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
i loath listening to joe morgan.
but i am loving cheering for the angels at the moment
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
FJM said "metrics"?
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yes. you could tell he felt dirty after.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
metrics - weren't we suppose to convert over about 25 years ago
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Fuck Europe.
And the rest of the world.
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definitely. the metric system makes way too much sense.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
this reminds me.
whoever decided that 5,280 feet is a mile was a real shithead.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
If he was American,
then he’s okely-dokely by me!
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i'm sure he was, seeing as he was too fat and lazy to walk the extra 20 steps to make it an even 5,300.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Sounds Cuban.
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Brits.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
if pena would have pitched the whole game we'd be up by 8!
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Model of consistency
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almost out of our misery... tonight
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Last inning, please.
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Ha ha, Papelbon!
No save for you!
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Bobby would have made sure he got a save
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puente not too concerned about having to use him much in the next three days.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
or that this offense puts up 8 and isn't even sniffing a win.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Smell The Glove!
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Is Rios injured? On vacation? Did he piss Ozzie off?
I just don’t get why he isn’t playing every day.
He's a 4th outfielder - how can you pull a bat like JD or defense like Pods out of the lineup
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Fucking Papelbon.
MAO!
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Dear loud annoying Red Sox fans
Your team is very obviously going to win this game. You can shut up now and enjoy it.
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Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
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Love the headline on the Sox site - "Sox looking to rally, take Contreras off hook"
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
well, once we take him off the hook, we can throw him back, right?
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Yea... Its over!!!
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Worst game of the year.
And there are many, many to choose from.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
8 runs, 8 hits.
Well-oiled machine.
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Well that was vomit-worthy
Let’s try to NOT screw up tomorrow and give the game away, Sox. All right? Sound good to you?
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if i were rios, i'd defect.
(and yes, jackkoho, i know he’s not cuban).
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worst game of the year this week.
dancing on the sand.
by thecip on Aug 24, 2009 9:57 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
dye and thome
combine for
0-8, 2 walks, 4 strikeouts, 3 left on base, 1 run.
thats blow-your-fuckin-brains-out production from your 3 and 4 hitters
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
in the blame game for tonight...
they ain’t at the top of my list.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry if I missed it.
Why didn’t Rios play?
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
wallet too fat. screwed up his back
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by thatshortkid on Aug 24, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't understand athletes.
when they’ve had too much cash, why don’t they call someone to carry their wallet home?
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
instant fame and money screws kids up
make them think they’re above the laws of gravity.
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by thatshortkid on Aug 24, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
4 off days in the last two weeks wasn't enough.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
and according to sun-times...liner hit peavy in the ribs, not the arm.
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trib still says arm.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
i know i'm just stating the obvious but
the bottom of the third was one of the most ridiculous innings i have ever seen. it was like contreras was the washington generals and the red sox the harlem globe trotters. earlier in the season i thought the count was a guy one could expect to nut-up and get batters out in pressure situations. well….
two outs, one on and nobody in and we get greeted with (somebody cue the benny hill intro song)…
- walk,
- hit by pitch,
- safe on pitcher’s fielding error,
- walk,
- wild pitch,
- three run homer into the night’s sky
- A. Gonzalez singled to shallow center
- J. Ellsbury flied out to deep center
- D. Pedroia popped out to first
- V. Martinez walked, A. Gonzalez to second
- K. Youkilis hit by pitch, A. Gonzalez to third, V. Martinez to second
- D. Ortiz safe at first on pitcher J. Contreras’ fielding error, A. Gonzalez scored, V. Martinez to third, K. Youkilis to second
- J. Bay walked, V. Martinez scored, K. Youkilis to third, D. Ortiz to second
- K. Youkilis scored, D. Ortiz to third, J. Bay to second on wild pitch
- M. Lowell homered to deep left, D. Ortiz and J. Bay scored
- D.J. Carrasco relieved J. Contreras
- J.D. Drew fouled out to third
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