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Ladies of Cambridge: A Boston Red Sox Preview

Boston Red Sox's David Ortiz does his best Joakim Noah Dance during the fifth inning of a baseball game at Fenway Park in Boston Saturday, Aug. 22, 2009 (AP Photo/Winslow Townson)

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Boston Red Sox's David Ortiz does his best Joakim Noah Dance during the fifth inning of a baseball game at Fenway Park in Boston Saturday, Aug. 22, 2009 (AP Photo/Winslow Townson)


Dates we play them: 8/24-8/27 @ Boston, 9/4-9/7 at home

Offense: A potential line-up: Jacoby Ellsbury-CF, Dustin Pedroia-2B, Victor Martinez-C, Kevin Youkilis-1B, Jason Bay-LF, David Ortiz-DH, Mike Lowell-3B, J.D. Drew-RF, Alex Gonzalez-SS  Bench: Jason Varitek-C, Casey Kotchman-1B, Nick Green-UTIL

Boy, this season has really started to slip away from the Carmines as they've played .471 ball since the ASB.  They still lead the Wild Card race, their odds of making the playoffs are dropping by the day.   Jacoby Ellsbury has actually been worth less this season than last, though you wouldn't think so by looking at his hitting stats.  His cut his K% and he steals more efficiently than most people that pass the 50 steal mark.  The problem has been his defense.  He's been atrocious in the field this season, dropping him to below 1.0 WAR.  And he makes bad investments to boot.  Dustin Pedroia's production has been down too, but he's still been worth 4.3 WAR.  He isn't stealing as efficiently, but he is still getting on base, cranking out doubles, and playing above-average defense.  Victor Martinez has been raking since getting out of Cleveland.  The 1B/C/DH has posted an OPS+ of 143 with 5 homers in 20 games.  He will cool off eventually, so maybe we get to be the team to do it to him.  When did Kevin Youkilis turn 30?  I'm starting to feel old.  Anyways, the man who used to have the funniest baseball-reference URL(first five letters of his last name and then the first two of his first) just recently got back from a suspension for getting his ass handed to him by Rick Porcello.  He's only had one good game since getting back, but his track record shows that he'll figure it out soon.

Jason Bay is getting to the point where he shouldn't be allowed to field.  If he were even just an average fielder, he would be worth about 3.5 WAR right now, but because he's being the Canadian-Jermaine Dye he's only worth 1.7.  That being said, his bat is still very dangerous and he picks great times to steal.  The "lovable" juicer, Big Papi, is having the worst season of his career.  This could be due to going off the roids, or something else entirely.  Either way, he has been exactly replacement level, which is not what you want from your full-time, double-digit millions DH.  He isn't even the hitter he was in Minnesota anymore.  Mike Lowell is nearing the end of his career.  He'll be 36 next season and in the final year of his contract.  His bat is still slightly above-average, but his defense is slipping and he is becoming an injury concern.  Speaking of injury concerns, Glass J.D. Drew is quietly having a very good season.  Not too many teams would be upset with 3.0 WAR from their eight-hole hitter, though he is being payed $14 mil to do so.  The fact that the Red Sox went out and got Alex Gonzalez to play short shows how bad they've been at the position all season.  Gonzalez still brings solid defense to the table, but his bat is completely gone and playing him actually may hurt the team.

Star-divide

Pitching: A potential rotation and closer: Josh Beckett-RHP, Jon Lester-LHP, Brad Penny-RHP, Clay Buchholz-RHP, Junichi Tazawa-RHP and Jonathan Papelbon-RHP

Josh Beckett is a fastball/curveball pitcher and a very good one at that.  He still reaches the mid-90s and has been one of the 15 most valuable pitchers in the AL this season.  The lone southpaw in the rotation, Jon Lester has been even better than Beckett.  Lester throws a fastball, a cutter, a curve, and occasionally a changeup.  This season he is beating AL hitters like he beat cancer, to the tune of 10.12 K/9.  Brad Penny is back-of-the-rotation fodder that had to be moved up due to injuries.  He is no longer the pitcher he used to be, but has still been worth 2.1 WAR this season.  Clay Buchholz has not been the same pitcher since his rookie year no-hitter.  His K/9 is plummeting, yet his BB/9 is stagnant.  The kid needs to figure something out, or his career may be ending early.  There isn't much on Tazawa, as he's only thrown 17 innings in the bigs.  He throws a high-80s fastball, a curve, and a splitter.  But we've never seen him before, so we're doomed.  Papelbon is having a rough year for him.  He's already walked six more hitters than he ever has and is striking out less too.  This could be flukey, but it could also be the start of the AL figuring him out.  Neither outcome is that great for Boston.

Outlook: This won't be deep as I'm running late to class (sorry for the lack of links of humor, I busted both wrists this weekend, so typing isn't too easy right now).  I say we take the season series 5-3.

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busted both wrists?

please telling me it wasnt from roller blading.

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 24, 2009 9:51 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

to clarify:

no man should ever roller blade.
if he messed his wrists up doing this he deserves it.

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 24, 2009 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

One word: Charlie O'Connell

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

man-skiing.

if you know what i mean

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Aug 24, 2009 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I may have busted my elbow

Is it bad if you cant touch your shoulder with your fingertips?

by Scotty Ballgame on Aug 24, 2009 1:01 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

bike accident on my way to work saturday morning

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Aug 24, 2009 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not on his wrists.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 24, 2009 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

or my head

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Aug 24, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

only when milking a bull?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 24, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you know me too well

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Aug 24, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great scene in "King Pin"

Roy: Hey, I hope you don’t mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew.
[Takes a drink from the bucket]
Mr. Boorg: We don’t have a cow. We have a bull.
Roy: I’m gonna brush my teeth.

"My problem is, I've been lazy." - Carlos Zambrano

by tailgater on Aug 24, 2009 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Better yet, this is truly appropriate for PF:

Jake Scott, CB or FS for the Dolphins broke both wrists sometime in the ’70’s. He opined “When you have to go to the bathroom you really find out who your friends are”.

Should be interesting for the next 4-6 weeks…

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

learned that one the first day

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Aug 24, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just leave it out. Nobody will notice.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 24, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not everyone has experienced what you have, Chi.

Heh.

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL. So who's your buddy? Who's your pal?

;)

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the less-injured left hand

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Aug 24, 2009 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I might look up a Minny Viking

and get yourself a Whizzinator.

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Roy: Thomas can raise a barn, but can he pick up a 7-10 split?
Ishmael: God blessed my brother to be a good carpenter. It’s okay.
Roy: Yeah, well he blessed you, too, and I’ll give you a hint what it is. It’s round, has three holes, and you put your fingers into it.
Ishmael: You leave Rebecca out of this.

No animals were harmed during the making of this comment.

by ChicagoPete on Aug 24, 2009 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and just when everybody'd convinced me you were actually smart.

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

just not in regards to personal safety

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Aug 24, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

PF, Toonder wears one at all times.

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would wear full armor . . .

helmet doesn’t protect the wrists.

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."

by jc2313 on Aug 24, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

or your reading comprehension.

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope . . . it's just fine, thanks for your concern though.

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."

by jc2313 on Aug 24, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm just done with the bike

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Aug 24, 2009 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

u-god

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 24, 2009 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Oh, Lord, that is awful.

Rec’d. (Except it’s his WRISTS.)

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

very close to what happened

front tire decided to go right while the handlebars stayed neutral

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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Aug 24, 2009 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Welcome back.

Any letters from SBN in your inbox when you returned, or weas the collective “we” on good behaviour?

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mt inbox was surprisingly empty when I retruned.

Only 3 messages that weren’t headlined “Google News Alert” or some other type of mass spam I’ve intentionally signed up for

by The Cheat on Aug 24, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hell, I "weas",

so I get it.

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WU singlehandedly policed the Friday game thread, cloaking 4 subject-less pics.

And issuing numerous written ‘reminders’ to behave.

You’d have been proud.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 24, 2009 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"I busted both wrists this weekend"

You use both hands to masturbate? Interesting.

...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT

by rhythm on Aug 24, 2009 11:22 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

clearly he was quite enthused to be seeing bessie in class again

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Aug 24, 2009 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Elsie

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 24, 2009 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Excellent recap of the Boston season

For uh some reason that’s not entirely clear. Buchholz appears to be improving so that game’s not particularly trivial. Hope we rise to the challenge of Lester and not do terrible against Penny.

by Carbiner on Aug 24, 2009 11:50 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No Penny.

He’s out of the roation. Wakefield replaces him. Penny is horsebleep.

And broken wrists? Sure they were not slit after yesterday?

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bad tense? I thought Penny was going to be out but didn't recall precisely so meh.

My point was how strange a pure recap of Boston is as opposed to a “matchups” per game sort of thing but whatever. Not do terrible = the greatest.

by Carbiner on Aug 24, 2009 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Please, you take the AL Central."

“Oh, I really shouldn’t. You take it.”
“No, no, no. I must insist that you take it.”
“That’s nice, but I want you to have it….”

by palehose67 on Aug 24, 2009 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not the last 4 days of the season, though.

Always negative, JRE.

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Indeed

Besides, as everyone knows, it’s Vazquez’s fault. Fucking Javy.

by Carbiner on Aug 24, 2009 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never

Per Wiki – “Baseball has always been the least generous sport in allowing teams to enter its playoff tournament. It is the only one of the four major US professional leagues to have never had a losing team in its playoffs. It came close in 1994 when the Texas Rangers were in first place but well below .500, but a strike canceled the post-season. They came close again in 2005 when the San Diego Padres finished just one game over .500 and won the NL West.”

by ChiSox3 on Aug 24, 2009 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bell?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 24, 2009 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bob Bell, played Bozo.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 24, 2009 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought that was Colin.

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 24, 2009 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

PLAYED Bozo, not played with Bozo

BOZO’S CIRCUS caught on fast! It was a phenomenon! spanning several generations. It’s star had to be good and he most certainly was. Bob Bell joined WGN Continental Broadcasting Co. in 1956.

He played a variety of wonderful characters on THE WALLY PHILLIPS SHOW, before he debut as Bozo the clown in 1960. He also hosted Three Stooges shorts as a kindly old custodian character named Andy Starr. But he made his permanent mark on Chicago airwaves when WGN-TV moved to it’s new facilities on Bradley Place and the birth of BOZO’S CIRCUS happened in 1961

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 24, 2009 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i know bozo.

win the huffy, cookie, etc.

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 24, 2009 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and Mr. Ned

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 24, 2009 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

In 1973

I went to Bozo’s Circus.

The kid in front of me got picked for the Grand Prize Game…dammit!

"My problem is, I've been lazy." - Carlos Zambrano

by tailgater on Aug 24, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

His kid just started for the Padres last week, I believe.

Really. (Might have the team wrong, but it was definitely Bozo’s kid.)

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your leg is being pulled. Hard.

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

where is he on the roster?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 24, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

link fail

roster

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 24, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And George wasn't there either.

I’m going back to Bob.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 24, 2009 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He isn't. Guy is dead wrong, hence the sarcasm. Bell signed in '97, played in '98 too.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 24, 2009 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh wait. That was Albert.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 24, 2009 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought maybe george

so i looked up the roster to see if i was mistaken. i wasn’t and i do enjoy being correct

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 24, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So quit pulling his literal leg, fer Chrissakes.

;)

First week of school for you guys? Public school started today here (my kid started last week). Looking forward to it?

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

last week was the first week

its nice to be back. gives me some structure in my life and really cuts back the money i spend

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 24, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah. Basic training was like that for me. Taught me how to be sneakier than ever too.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 24, 2009 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And now you are in the financial industry.

Perfect.

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And great, George Bell and White Sox

should never be in the same sentence. He was terrible.

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."

by jc2313 on Aug 24, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You could not have lost, eh?

Basterd.

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel the need to strangle someone

Even though its completely out of character and lowers myself to the normal grunt as well as dirtying my hands my entire plot hinges on my ability to be blameless personally. I’m a genius! Or maybe its just my director randomly fucking up.

by Carbiner on Aug 24, 2009 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What, me worry?

This road trip doesn’t worry me a bit. For whatever reason, this enigma of a 2009 White Sox team tends to play up to its competition, so I think they’ll do just fine against Boston and NY. Minnesota is a mental issue that they need to get past…you simply can’t use “we don’t play well there” as an excuse forever (actually the excuse ends as of this trip…let’s hope the excuse doesn’t extend to playing at the Twins’ new park).

This is a better team now than the team that went to Tampa in April and nearly swept the Rays. So, if they want the Central crown bad enough, they need to man up and start playing like it. Boston and the Yank-mes are good teams, but they’re certainly not world beaters, so if the Sox can win series there and at least win 1 in MN, they’ll be fine.

Thankfully, Detroit has proven they don’t want it bad enough as of yet either.

"My problem is, I've been lazy." - Carlos Zambrano

by tailgater on Aug 24, 2009 12:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Rays are better, too.

Yanks looked like crap at the beginning of the year (A-Rod’s injury, SP, etc.). And the Yanks are pretty close to world-beaters, though BOS has some pitching issues.

Bottom line – we’re better. So are they.

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And we've got Jose and Freddy going so, well...never mind

"My problem is, I've been lazy." - Carlos Zambrano

by tailgater on Aug 24, 2009 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, that

and the 27 – 31 mark on the road has me all sunshine and lollipops.

Boston hasnt been as good during the second half, but we just lost the season series to the Orioles.

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 24, 2009 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The team is good on the surface only, in reality there are a lot of broken pieces

Say what you will about Getz, but he was another lefty in the lineup. If he was still healthy, maybe Ozzie wouldn’t be so crazy in his attempts to constantly put Pods or Kotsay in the lineup at the expense of better players.

Dye and Konerko are on prolonged cold streaks, Quentin is heating up, but he’s still not 100% healthy. The magic pixie dust is finally wearing off, we’re now relying on a 22 year old rookie to get on base consistently for the power bats. Oh, and the defense still costs them a game at least once a week. The pitching staff isn’t dominant, but the margin for error has been decreasing as the season goes on.

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 24, 2009 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thought this was interesting (Danks):

He seems to be one of the pitcher who has failed to dominate left handers, but managers have not learned to keep their left handers in the lineup.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 24, 2009 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Mike Maddux can get credit for the pitching miracle in Texas

Can Coop get credit for the inconsistency of our pitching staff? Floyd was dominant for about 8 games in a row immediately following an awful beginning of May. Contreras was awful for the first 2 months of the season then randomly regained his 1st half of 06 form (prior to losing it and potentially regaining it once more). Buerhle is well documented. Danks is the exception to this methinks.

by Carbiner on Aug 24, 2009 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

loved yelling at them...bandwagon riders

end of july 2005-4 game series vs. Bos at the Cell…red sox fans everywhere(because they won the world series in 2004) Garland pitching…wakefield gives up 3 dingers..uribe, rowand and aj..red sox fans run for the exits, never forget it!!

by Donald N on Aug 24, 2009 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

in 05 in savannah this kid came into the bar i was at

he had on a 83 white sox hat. i started up a conversation about baseball. after a few minutes I came to realize he didnt know shit about baseball and in fact he thought he was wearing an old school red sox hat.
what a dumb ass.

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 24, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I apologize for wasting your time.

I thought you were Scott Linebrink.

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Indeed, Barack Obama>Bill Simmons+Ben Affleck+Dane Cook

The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 24, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

uhhhhh the shit i just took > ben affleck

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Aug 24, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he was respectable in good will hunting

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 24, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you should have seen my shit.

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Aug 24, 2009 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's Dogma, then there's everything else

Good thing he has a competent brother

by Carbiner on Aug 24, 2009 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of annoying...Yankees preview

"My problem is, I've been lazy." - Carlos Zambrano

by tailgater on Aug 24, 2009 1:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No, but a solid 3rd - Boston, Cubs, Yankees

"My problem is, I've been lazy." - Carlos Zambrano

by tailgater on Aug 24, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's so irritating about the Yankees?

Maybe if we were Milwaukee or the Angels we’d have cause to be irritated. They win a lot and have a lot of free agent signings, but they’re still an entertaining team to watch. The White Sox have a slightly less ridiculous payroll, but that doesn’t prevent it from being ridiculous.

by Carbiner on Aug 24, 2009 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You look to be from Michigan, and I know things are rough there,

so I’ll give you a pass. Chicago is known as The Second City. Thus, anything from New York is vilified. Plus, they are covered to the nth degree by the media and fawned over mcuh too much. Oh, and for a very long time they won about 1 out of every two World Series.

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No one seems to remember the arrogant NY asshole

Guess that’s what happens when the Yanks haven’t won a playoff series since 2004.

The douche NYC sports fan (one who roots for the Knicks/Giants/Yanks) is the combination of the most annoying and pathetic Red Sox and Cubs fan combined.

I’ve never met the masochist NY fan (Jets/Nets/Mets), but they are probably more fun to talk to.

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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 24, 2009 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mets fans are a blast.

We have much in common. Some of my best clients are Mets fans and we guffaw over our respective shortcomings this year. Yankees fans take themselves – and their team – WAY too seriously.

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Mets SBN blog is a fun read, lot's of despair and Photoshop

Older Cubs fans also seem to despise the Mets.

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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 24, 2009 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

1969 was the most painful year in my household.

(BWAHAHAHA! Eat it, Mom and Dad!!!)

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sounds like it

mom and dad were eating it in 69. you shoulda left the room

Praise Him!!

by Hawk is God on Aug 24, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We can look at the glass half empty if we want to...

…but just imagine if the Sox were in the National League Central and 8 games back.

Bwaaaa, ha, haaaaaaa!

"My problem is, I've been lazy." - Carlos Zambrano

by tailgater on Aug 24, 2009 1:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Danks and Floyd would be 3.00 ERA starters in the NL

Though we probably still wouldn’t lead that particular division.

by Carbiner on Aug 24, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry to hear about your wrists, that's nasty

 - But nice preview! I haven’t paid much attention to any other teams this year, I didn’t realize the Red Sox got old so fast. Looks like they tried to squeeze one more run out of their roster and held on to some of these guys too long – the boy genius has locked himself into Drew, Ortiz and Lowell for next year too. Pretty hard to construct a roster when you’ve got ~ $40mm committed to that kind of deadweight. Plus $10mm for Daisuke with a blown out arm on the DL. Plus Bay is probably gone as a FA after this season too.

Really pains me to see this thing blow up in the Sawk’s face. Tut mir Leid, aber nicht weh.

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by ChicagoPete on Aug 24, 2009 1:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice German.

You might be describing our Sox, too, re: locked-in contracts/old guys.

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we have the option of jettisoning JD and Thome

they’re stuck with a fat roidless Papi

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by ChicagoPete on Aug 24, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That describes us going into this year (or, more notably, last year)

But not really the current status, at least in terms of old guys. Yay for plus-side and a variety of cheap young players.

by Carbiner on Aug 24, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They also have won 2 of the last 5 WS.

I agree, in hindsight it was a mistake, but Count/Paulie don’t look to be appreciating any time soon, and some of the trades look to have at least had a whiff of payroll cutting.

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't really buy the number of World Series victories as a positive/negative argument

Considering how few the Sox won between 1919 and 2005, a positive indication of a better team should be more than enough. We’re not the Cubs so no need to worry about how terrible our team has been for 100 years, and we’re not the Yankees so we can’t buy the World Series every year either.

by Carbiner on Aug 24, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have no idea to what your position infers.

Guys that perform get paid. Guys that bring hardware after an 80+ year drought get paid more. I would imagine some of the Sawx cashed in on that, just like some of our guys have.

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he implies. if you could, you'd infer.

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

You should be enveloped by an inferNO.

POS. wsmatt is a teacher. KenWo is a teacher. I can take that from them.

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's for moments like these that i wear the helmet.

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eh

I’ll buy it for Contreras, he looked like a competent starter coming into his own but it was a very small sample size of goodness so hard to say. I’m pretty sure another team would have offered him a similar deal if they could have. Paulie actually took the hometown discount and was coming off back to back 40/100 years, at that point in time 12 mil/yr is a pretty normal contract.

by Carbiner on Aug 24, 2009 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And a couple of years ago the BoSox contracts might've looked better,

especially through champagne bubbles. Although I favored the PK contract (and MB) there were some rally smart people who said PK/Count/Garland contracts were less than efficacious. And they were right. But I’m a sucker for rewarding folks who produce. (I’d let D-Wizzy immediately retire and hire him as a defensive coach – maybe even 3rd base – just for The Catch.)

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's wrong with Count's contract?

He’s gone up and down but been a 2+ WAR pitcher every year.

"Oh well back to work"

by Tdogg on Aug 24, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Flexibility, for one.

Has it not been an albatross the last year?

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

KW's balls don't give a shit about flexibility

He picks up giant contracts when everyone else is selling off. Gogo assumed fan attendance.

by Carbiner on Aug 24, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You do realize that the Count has a WAR of 2.4 this year right.

He has been frustrating at times but he also has quite a few dominant starts. His FIP is 3.96.

"Oh well back to work"

by Tdogg on Aug 24, 2009 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do.

SSS, right? His dominant starts (few) perhaps in the short run outweigh the crap starts (many). He’s not been consisitent. And he’s getting paid like a #2-3 and pitching like a #5. Or am I wrong?

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You always seem to undervalue him for some reason.

He getting paid like…… What does that mean? His years and experience reflect his pay scale. Jose has paid for his contract. We didn’t surplus value from it but he didn’t tank us either.

"Oh well back to work"

by Tdogg on Aug 24, 2009 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It may be mypoia on my part,

but he is maddengly inconsistent, and it is incredibly frustrating. He dominates for a stretch and then gets blown out for a stretch. Hard to hitch your wagon to a guy that seems like a head case quite often.

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

most maddening are the five minutes gaps between pitches.

getting blown out is bad enough without that in the mix.

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's in the number 4/5 slot, even if he's not paid like it

Therefore, by big market logic, he’s valuable, your 4th/5th slots do not have to be dominant, in fact you’re quite content if they are mediocre as opposed to always atrocious.

by Carbiner on Aug 24, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I certainly get that

Of course the flip side is some of his dominant stretches have been very important in keeping the team in the race at the time.

"Oh well back to work"

by Tdogg on Aug 24, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I assume by "rally smart people"

You mean sabremetricians, but PK wasn’t all that old and you can’t really discount the steroids era at the time moving the period of decline past 33 to wherever. Contreras was/is a wildcard, Garland wasn’t so great. JD Drew is either equal or better than his contract value per fangraphs sans 2007. Mike Lowell has yet to underperform until this injured year (but when not injured he still appears to be doing quite well). Ortiz will regress but not to the horrible extent that was the first few months of this year.

by Carbiner on Aug 24, 2009 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Rally" = "really", and the people to whom I am referring

are on this site. (I don’t label.)

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well if its sabremetricians as a whole its a discussable argument

If it’s just as nebulous as “some smart guys I know” it’s not, unless you actually cite their arguments.

by Carbiner on Aug 24, 2009 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you want to search this site for 2006 comments,

be my guest. I’m not sure how me citing larry or Tdogg (I’m guessing here) would bolster my contention. It is a fact that many knowledgeable posters on this site were not happy signing some of our folks to LT contracts at a relatively advanced age.

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Signing players on the tail-end of their primes to long-term deals is never smart

Konerko’s signing was definitely a nostalgic move, and since 2006 hasn’t looked like a good deal. Then again, if Kenny allowed the Angels to sign him right after the World Series, the fanbase would never let go of it.

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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 24, 2009 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

^ Part of my point

And 12 mil/yr for a good/above average 1B isn’t that bad, if it was 15 mil or 20 mil this could have more merit.

by Carbiner on Aug 24, 2009 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i always thought teams took out insurance on contracts

or do they only try to get that on some?

because in that case, the 10MM committed to the DL doesn’t really bother the bottom line

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 24, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

most contracts are not insured.

I think there's sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. - Ichiro

by larry on Aug 24, 2009 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just noticed your sig.

Was that from the NYT article in yesterday’s paper?

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

saw the quote somewhere. took it. i'm sure it's been quoted all over the place.

I think there's sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. - Ichiro

by larry on Aug 24, 2009 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Somewhere = fangraphs?

And it was in yesterday’s NYT.

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i saw it about seven different places.

people love ichiro quotes and people know that i’m one of those people.

I think there's sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. - Ichiro

by larry on Aug 24, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And now this people knows.

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But, just in case

you want to insure your fantasy football season . . . you can:

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203550604574360691019757738.html

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by jc2313 on Aug 24, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So how about them Bears? lol

So what would we be happy with in ending this week. Losing a half a game to Detroit? I suppose they could deal with a game and half. They have to win a majority of head to head matchup vs Detroit regardless. Of course they could continue the season pattern and do something totally unexpected.

"Oh well back to work"

by Tdogg on Aug 24, 2009 2:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Smoltz yesterday: 5 IP, 3 H, 0 BB, 9K, 0 R.

I’m back in it, PPB!

And screw the “what are we looking for?” questions. How about beating a last-placed team 2 of 3 at home, for starters?

;)

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who doesn't enjoy the NL after facing the AL?

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

jon garland?

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too Cali.

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who is this?

And how does your opinion count here? I don’t believe we discussed trades/releases voiding anything.

;)

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it makes me beyond happy how poorly liverpool is playin

down 0-2 to aston villa AT ANFILED!!!

bahahahahaha

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Aug 24, 2009 2:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

0-2 at half!**

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Aug 24, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, they renamed the stadium. you didnt hear?

big snafu this summer. lotta people angry,

we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip

by BoeJouma on Aug 24, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How did you come to care about this?

Thurman Munson isn’t in the HOF, and it wasn’t even his fault. Gotta put in the time, my man.

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thinking about an eventual big hurt induction trip to cooperstown...

led me to a review of the eligibility rules for induction.

yeah, i see your point. i guess being one of the best players in the game for the only 9 years you play shouldn’t be good enough. now, if you’d only been called up for a few games in september the year prior, you’d be golden. makes sense to me.

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sure are cranky lately.

You OK?

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what are you inferring?

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

9 straight years of 300/30/100, Average OPS above 1000

Garbage, I bet he wasn’t FEARED like Jim Rice and his stupidity

by Carbiner on Aug 24, 2009 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

btw, it looks like munson didn't have a chance to end up with the numbers

because his career (which was 10+ years) was cut short. pujols gots the numbers now!

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

Same with Ichiro, though the case is less alarming

by Carbiner on Aug 24, 2009 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They don't count his playing days in Japan?

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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 24, 2009 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not unless they count as "Major League championship seasons"

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the 'national' in national baseball hall of fame don't mean japan.

I think there's sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. - Ichiro

by larry on Aug 24, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

pods8, beckham5, jd9, thome dh, pk3, q 7, aj2, ram6, nix 4. Contreras pitching.

I think there's sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. - Ichiro

by larry on Aug 24, 2009 3:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

you. have. got. to. be. kidding. me.

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wtf, no rios?

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Aug 24, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Defense doesn't win championships

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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 24, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you Ozzie.

Pods better hit a grand slam.

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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 24, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This frosts my nuts.

Why TF trade for Rios if he’s our new BA? Fer Chrissakes.

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no trade. only money, right? not our money. and surely not ozzie's.

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I misspoke.

Why waiver claim Rios (and pay all that jack) if he’s our new BA? Fer Chrissakes.

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or the "Ozzie is obsessed with LH grinders" fact.

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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 24, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was 0-4 in the #3 slot.

Just like SSS – on a short leash.

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he wouldn't have hit third today with jd in anyway.

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you for clarifying, POS.

Just gives more fuel to the “Toonder is a cranky SOB” train.

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

choo choo!

Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 24, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck it

just have q bat ninth.

also FSP

dancing on the sand.

by thecip on Aug 24, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awfully close, it seems.

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it was of prurient interest

utterly without redeeming social value.

No Spidey, that was art.

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by ChicagoPete on Aug 24, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sounds like i should be glad i missed it.

and yes that spidey was high art.

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 24, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw a guy at the health club on Saturday reminded me of your Spidey

Some eurotrash type, all pudgy and stuffed in some spandex shit with shorts, full length see-through fishnet-y leggings (wtf?!?) and slicked hair. Dead ringer, ’cept he was all in black, not blue.

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by ChicagoPete on Aug 24, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

gross. my spidey had the nsfw headline too btw.

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 24, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and it was discreetly hidden

under the mattress on the right rail

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by ChicagoPete on Aug 24, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

indeed

kids just got home from school, and I had to quick exit the site…not good

Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity

by OznCoop on Aug 24, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh huh...

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by winningugly on Aug 24, 2009 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you lie like rug.

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by larry on Aug 24, 2009 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't worry Donald

Posting pics is hard stuff. It’s like rocket science, but more so like wiping your own ass just not with your hand.

by Shakey on Aug 24, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

its more like rocket surgery

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 24, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and you have to be the first person ever to post a picture without using cut and paste

if your story is true which i very much doubt.

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 24, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

tried cut and paste...kept shooting a pic into the documents and settings and then I lost the blog

so I just copied down the url address on a piece of paper and then typed it into the url box..screwed up because the pics had numbers in the address 6,12, 4 etc. I put a 6 in the address and it should have been a 12, so yes, I don’t know what the heck I am doing

by Donald N on Aug 24, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thing is, i just put a 6 in

and got this

which i’m assuming isn’t what got cloaked

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by U-God on Aug 24, 2009 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, if that leg was a 2 inch penis.

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