Big Inning Freddy
by The Cheat on Aug 25, 2009 5:30 PM CDT
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woo.
go team.
/takes a bottle of pills.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
If you brought them, you should share them
with the rest of us.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
Put down the Cialis, gus
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by winningugly on Aug 25, 2009 6:44 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Remember 05
in the playoffs we went into boston and beat them one of my fav memories from that year. Beat Boston,Boston Sucks go white sox. its good guys revenge night
YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD YES!
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Is English your second language? Or are you related to angryandy?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 25, 2009 5:44 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
czheck, angryandy, and grinder #42
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I'd rec if mobile posting allowed
And say, thanks for the subject line.
That’s the spirit!!!
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— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 25, 2009 5:49 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I'd rec if clever.
;)
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by winningugly on Aug 25, 2009 6:46 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I'd rec if clever, II.
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cuz you're a creepy guy?
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
pic of 4 men getting a handjob coming in 3....2...
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
why are there so many references to happy endings on this site?
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
you're doing that colin thing again. and he's awake.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I can delete it. I kind of hate it. it just keeps getting teed up for me.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
because that pitch to Ellsbury was right in the center of the plate?
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Early reminder!!! If you post a picture, put something in the subject line!
If RoyEgan can learn, so can you!
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by Chiburb on Aug 25, 2009 5:43 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Pick to Click: Bacon
Enjoy his intro tune here.
"You might be impressed with your analysis, but I am not. Stop wasting my time." - Chris De Luca
Freddy will leave puddles on the mound
Mostly clear. Winds blowing in from left field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 80.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 25, 2009 5:47 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
BIF is a perfect name for Phreddy.
Nicely done, Cheat.
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— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 25, 2009 5:56 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Watch it. I'll turn off the water to your Slip N Slide.
Effin kidz.
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— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 25, 2009 5:59 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
gotta win the next 3 for the first part of my prediction to be right
so its in the bag guys and gals
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
I was litening to 670 the Score this afternoon
and Boers and Bernstein were talking some serious smack about fan sites such as this one. I was waiting for one of our own to call inand put him back in his place, I was mowing so I couldnt get to a phone at the time.
-Just wondering if anyone else heard this.
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
I heard it to - though one of them "kinda" defended the sites
saying if the format and people are right its similar to callers to the radio show. I just take those 2 for who they are.Sometimes they have good points, a lot of times they are asses.
Hmmm, it is just like here.
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
This is the picture in my head everytime I hear Dan Bernstein talk
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
by JOSEPANIAGUA on Aug 25, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
3 Reasons why the White Sox will win tonight.
1.) My wife and Freddy Garcia have the same birthday.
2.) The first game I took the not-yet-Mrs. fearandloathing to was on April, 16, 2006. The Good Guys beat the Blue Jays 2-1 in a rain-shortened five-inning affair. The winning pitcher? You guessed it………… Freddy Garcia.
3.) Two years ago on this very day, my companion at the aforementioned game did the unthinkable. When asked if she would take me to be her husband, she actually said, “I do” thus making me the luckiest man alive.
How perfect (for me at least) that Mr. Garcia is pitching on the anniversary of that special day. I know he’s a shadow of his former self and that the odds of us winning tonight look awful. On the other hand, what happened two years ago once didn’t seem probable. So……..
Go White Sox!
And Happy Anniversary, my sweet badger.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Aug 25, 2009 6:07 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
you had me at badger.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll bet.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Aug 25, 2009 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions
you been dipping into the mescaline again?
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
After last night
shouldn’t we all?
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Aug 25, 2009 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Fag.
By that I mean you are a good wife.
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by winningugly on Aug 25, 2009 6:48 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm confused.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Aug 25, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm sure I have some Middle Eastern blood in there somewhere.
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I know you are confused.
NEVER post how lucky a woman has made you by her accepting your proposal.
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I'd take our lineup over theirs
All they have over us is Youkilis, but Quentin’s better than Youk overall, fuck that fatass.
i guess we are not taking the high pitch count approach
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all 3 swing at the first pitch
Smart ball
by Duck99 on Aug 25, 2009 6:15 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
no freddy hasn't pitched yet
Give it 10 minutes
by Duck99 on Aug 25, 2009 6:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Here. We. Go...
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Aug 25, 2009 6:19 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
sigh...already
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
this will get ugly early
If he leaves those pitches up like that
by Duck99 on Aug 25, 2009 6:20 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
i don't know why, but i can only laugh right now.
too predictable.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
I'm with you... can't take it serious anymore - new things and ways every day
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Clearly AJ let him have that
just wanted to give him the record
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
aj is favre to ellsbury's strahan, eh?
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Jose warming up yet?
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
i like the reverse jinx
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by oneloyaldawg on Aug 25, 2009 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions
That's some serious blingy on Freddy's neck.
AND he’s wearing shiny shoes. I’m pretty sure he has the rest of his clubbing outfit on under his uniform so he can get there faster after this five hour game.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Aug 25, 2009 6:29 PM CDT reply actions
another reason to hate cincy
According to the MILB transactions feed, the Reds have signed OF Lew Ford to a minor-league deal. Ford, 33, returned from a stint in Japan with the Hanshin Tigers and previously had signed a deal with the Rockies but never got into game action. Ford last appeared in the majors in 2007 with the Twins, where he posted a .233/.315/.362 line.
i hate lew ford.
Yes
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Wow - low expectations
and I’m happy that only 1 run was scored
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
24 pitches already.
We’re lucky if we get 4 decent innings from him. Then what?
coop.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions
if we actually get 4 DECENT innings, we'll all be very grateful.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
/GIS "Tabasco"
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by colintj on Aug 25, 2009 6:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Ted Williams storie already... usually not till the 3rd or 4th
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
tiant, you butcher of history, you.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Cubans all sound alike.
But they’re cute when they’re young.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
dare I ask the origin of the nickname of yaz?
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
You call yourself a White Sox fan... how can you not know about Yaz
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
You forgot "clearly". Don't give him a complex.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
I think everyone must be given a complex when joining this site.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
we used to give people a choice...
but we ran out of broomsticks.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is fantastic
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by winningugly on Aug 25, 2009 6:50 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Dees keed eez ok. Humble, polite, and 'gets' the game.
His history is lacking but he’s only 18.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
why is that man holding a vibrator?
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions
How many parties have you attended
where that phrase escaped your lips too loudly?
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none. at the parties i go to, i KNOW why the man is holding the vibrator.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe JD took notes.
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- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Aug 25, 2009 6:35 PM CDT reply actions
i hate when they talk about promotions during the game...
i watch baseball to watch baseball
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as many hits as dye had in his last 19 ab's at #3
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
AJ expressing his gratitude for it
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
thats the call i was refrencing
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by oneloyaldawg on Aug 25, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions
nooooo....not again
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by oneloyaldawg on Aug 25, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions
That was a lot of work for nothing.
We are very good at that.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Aug 25, 2009 6:48 PM CDT reply actions
Can I change my Tango rating?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
dam - I had to walk away
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
a run every other inning is acceptable.
and by acceptable i mean a fucking miracle.
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by colintj on Aug 25, 2009 6:54 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
jesus has more errors than homers, but more doubles than errors. phew.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
If he turns the wine into water I'll quit his cult. I swear.
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— Leo Durocher
That's a pleasant surprise.
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he owez us big from lassnite.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Stevie Nix!
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
Nobody can.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
Ohhh - Hell's Kitchen time
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
dont tell me what happens!
i have it recording on dvr
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by oneloyaldawg on Aug 25, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Starting off good
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Hell's Kitchen done
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
shush. not here it ain't.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Round 1, Fight
Pods Career vs. LHP: .266/.331/.355 ~ .311 wOBA
Thome Career vs. LHP: .239/.342/.423 ~ .341 wOBA
worth about 1/10 of a run per game.
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on to the 4th inning!
56 pitches for freddy.
this game is literally flying by.
it is what it is......
jason bay = jermaine dye
dueling bags of suck
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Nix is his own dueling bag of suck
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by stanleygoober on Aug 25, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I dont mind Nix coming off the bench
pulling the occassional HR
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Freddie looking like old Freddie...
Give up a run here and there but keeping us in the game.
Random: one of the top stories on AOL right now, VERY funny infomercial that was banned. Link^
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Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
link fail
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
http://www.walletpop.com/blog/2009/08/24/as-seen-on-tv-is-aspray-for-real/?icid=main|htmlws-main|dl7|link4|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.walletpop.com%2Fblog%2F2009%2F08%2F24%2Fas-seen-on-tv-is-aspray-for-real%2F
too long to link maybe
Oz+Coop+Hawk= baseball trinity
im amazed that more people aren't calling you out on this.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
I'm waiting to not get a busy signal.
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I just re-registered on SoxMachine today.
I believe you.
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Except when they get bitten by the giggle monster.
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the cleveland radio guys
act like every game is the 7th game of the world series. they also like to ridicule the opposition.
brutal.
it is what it is......
Fredo the Strong
I can handle things! I’m smart! Not like everybody says… like dumb… I’m smart and I want respect!
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yea, ill take a high scoring affair like last nights any day.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
im sure we can procure some porn links to keep you busy for a while.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
and then the skull
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by stanleygoober on Aug 25, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
i cant understand how this lineup with a guy hitting .231 batting 3rd is not producing
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
at least JD finally got moved down in the order
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yea clearly carlos has been hitting like crap lately
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
why can't we score 8 runs the game we hold the red sox to 2 through 5
and score 1 the game we give up 12…
fucking dome
Huh. Two consecutive scoreless innings.
I’m a little bit scared.
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Freddy's pitching scared
He saw what the Death Panel did to Jose’ after yesterday’s debacle
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Did Freddy borrow Bartolo's pants?
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by ChicagoPete on Aug 25, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
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by stanleygoober on Aug 25, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I love Baldwin on SNL.
Almost every skit is genius. I bet that’s when they figured out he’d be great in a series.
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We had a story about child molestation at a campsite
And the first thing I thought of was, “My beard is scratchy, Canteen Boy. It’s scratchy but it gives good backrubs.”
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for a minute I forgot what you do
and was very confused why you were at a campsite listening to stories about molestation.
A man can dream...
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mmm...
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I rather enjoyed his Commando guy
who talked about Asian women and their slanty vaginas. I believe I almost pissed myself during that skit.
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Schwety Balls.
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WTF is going on?
5 innings 2 runs? He’s outpitching our whole staff.
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Alright, top of the order coming up
Let’s score some fucking runs!
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I'm telling ya.......
he knows it’s my anniversary.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Aug 25, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions
Maybe
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Aug 25, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
STOP with the whipped talk, Lou Gehrig.
Go have a listen to ELP’s “Lucky Man”. Then think about how lucky you are.
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Top of the order doing quite the job tonight
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
confused as to why he is batting 3rd with a .231 average.
stanford man, just can’t turn that brain off.
Freddy is no longer accountable.
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Color me baffled blue.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Aug 25, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions
Sadly, our MVP in the series so far.
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That's what...
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happy human said?
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
These NESN commercials are way too random
I miss endless bob roaaaarrrman bits
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I knew you were confused.
More chance of success of laying one down 2-0.
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Rare.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Aug 25, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions
Grounder to third, I'm guessing.
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stanchar?
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I call double.
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Nope.
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dj says not sure whether cox held him or paulie stayed put on his own.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
It is Paulie though
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
But as it turns out - a made it is better
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
cox or kong?
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Rios leads the league in flyballs that fail to score runs in sac fly situations
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Does he also lead the league in balls that should be home runs?
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 25, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
lovin the che K!
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
THAT'S HOW YOU START A RALLY
HERE COME 5 MOAR RUNS
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Lock-down Freddy?
Game 4, 2005 WS. Recreated right now.
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Not a real big Nix fan, but it's great to see him turn on a first-pitch fastball.
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Looking ahead......
does Freddy come back out the next inning?
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Aug 25, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions
But don't tell WU.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
by FearandLoathing on Aug 25, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
"The luckiest man...on the face...of the Oit"
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Pull him at the first sign of trouble, probably.
Try to keep it a Thornton-Jenks night.
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Pixie dust!!!!
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
not much for style points
but we’ll take it
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They got 7 last night w/o style.
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(Sustained applause for foul tip)
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Well, most of the seats face the opposite direction of the plate.
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Sac bunts work!
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I was reflecting on our good fortune.
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Ahh, the inside high heat. Fuck.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
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by FearandLoathing on Aug 25, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
dear freddy and bullpen guyz,
plz don’t give up any runz tonight. we knead a win.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
moar runz i ment.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I think he has a degenerative hip.
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That would make him faster.
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at more than just running?
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, I thought he was pinch-hitting or pinch-running.
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That was one unexpectedly sweatastic performance.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
big pimpin'
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
thank you fear n' loathing for your anniversary ju-ju
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 25, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions
Or not
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
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by FearandLoathing on Aug 25, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
y r u on here if it is ur anniversary?
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
The wife is out of town on a job.
Couldn’t be avoided.
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by FearandLoathing on Aug 25, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
a job? creative.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
i like it better when v mart doesn't play on the team the sox are playing
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I was thinking, "An intentional walk wouldn't be awful."
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From the NESN replay, it doesn't look like he had a chance.
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k, i'll buy that over stoney's calling him a bitch and saying he could have.
just more selling alexei’s departure.
ahgagagaga!
well blow me down
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by Moral Narcissist on Aug 25, 2009 8:21 PM CDT reply actions
first strike that wasn't a base hit. niccccce.
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Good timing.
Spider just got shot in the foot.
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Liney warming up
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Seemed like he's already in.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
I guess an inning full of knubbers didnt help our confidence
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by stanleygoober on Aug 25, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Spider's dead.
Metaphoric.
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gameday said it was a strike, too
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by Moral Narcissist on Aug 25, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
oh fuck just hit a grand slam already and get it over with
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Here he comes
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Thought this game was moving a little too fast.
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no linebrink always overthrows for the first couple of batters and cant throw strikes
then grooves a get me over that gets knocked over the fence after a couple of walks
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
by JOSEPANIAGUA on Aug 25, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Thornton, for all the love he gets here....
ah….nevermind.
here, and only here. not my any objective measures.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
A little.
But it’s true about Thornton. I still like him alright…he’s just not an elite pitcher….not really even close.
based on?
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
That's just it.
He’s pretty darn good at what he does. But is he closing? Why not? It’s because deep inside the guts of guys like Ozzie and Kenny they don’t trust him yet, and there’s reason to.
so non-closers are by definition not elite?
if you’d have defined this earlier, you could have saved us all some trouble.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
But then he couldn't have been condescending.
And that wouldn’t have been fun.
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This logic is failproof.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
just listen to the nice doctor.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Compare to what you are about to see and then tell me Thornton sucks
Thornton is a good reliever unlike almost everyone else in the pen….
by hitlesswonder on Aug 25, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
when will the rally thread be up?
i think we should be pre-emptive and get the rally thread up now
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you know what I like about this team?
They’re smart—from top to bottom. They do everything as a team.
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by Moral Narcissist on Aug 25, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions
Ha -- a free fireworks display!! How exciting!
The AJ bunt and Linebrink have to make this one of the worst managed games of the season…
What? I'm being incoherent?
I was equating the impending slam to fireworks..
by hitlesswonder on Aug 25, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
i was wondering how aj's bunt makes it the worst managed game.
and its not like you have all that much choice with linebrink after thornton loads the bases.
was jenks or liney. and ozzie ain't throwin' bobby in the 7th.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I would have preferred Jenks, but was Pena unavailable?
by hitlesswonder on Aug 25, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
threw last night. liney didn't. no way oz was going that route.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
IN THE 7TH?
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I just don't like bunting a guy hitting .310+ to get to a guy that K's a lot
by hitlesswonder on Aug 25, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, thats fine. just saying it's not worst managed game material.
both moves were pretty textbook… you can argue they’re wrong, but not WORST MOVE EVARRR.
Maybe I think Ozzie managed every other game exceptionally well!
Fine, it was irrational. Frustrating season. And I dislike Boston.
by hitlesswonder on Aug 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
That's it - hug it out.
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your honesty is refreshing. like the smell of napalm in the morning.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
So how many pitches does it take to hit a Linebrink pitch out of the park
1… 2… Threeee… hmmm
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
God, if you exist......
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by BoeJouma on Aug 25, 2009 8:28 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Hold the line
He’s gonna get us out of this.
by Off the bus running on Aug 25, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions
if this ends badly
can always watch the cubs losing 9-1 to the nationals…feels like a night where the goofs there will throw garbage all over the field
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
where nothing can possibleye go wrong
possiblee go wrong.
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by Moral Narcissist on Aug 25, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
GOD. DAMN. RIGHT!
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
Who was that pitching
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Whew!
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by FearandLoathing on Aug 25, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions
He is decent with inherited runners.
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Liney, for all the hate he gets here...
ah…nevermind.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
liney's awesome! buehrle and thornton suck!!!!!!!!! look at my awesome fanshot on the RR!!!!!!!!!!!
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
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by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I can guarantee
At least 20 of you clapped in relief with me right there. 3 quick ones.
Let’s get it back boys
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by BoeJouma on Aug 25, 2009 8:31 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
looks like he went profundo that night
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
by JOSEPANIAGUA on Aug 25, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
THEY WANT YOU TO WIN THIS, GUYS.
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Q! Layup
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by BoeJouma on Aug 25, 2009 8:34 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
What happened?
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LOL.
Now take me to jail. Really.
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catcher went to throw back to pitcher and pitcher missed it and it went in to CF
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
radio said pitched didn't have a chance. on v-mart or pitcher?
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Who's the wiseguy that switched the uniforms tonight?
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
JD should wake up right now
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by BoeJouma on Aug 25, 2009 8:37 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
A Monster double would look nice.
Cheap, pop-fly double.
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He's not hitting well enough to do that
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
May as well walk AJ
Because Rios’ flyballs don’t score runs.
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they didn't accidentally trade for armando rios did they?
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
by JOSEPANIAGUA on Aug 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
yes, sir
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Cmon aj
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by BoeJouma on Aug 25, 2009 8:42 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
we need to score like 3 or 4 runs
linebrink is going back out since we dont have anybody else to eat up innings. Not worth a damn anyway
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 25, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions
I'm like one of those super-geniuses who can tell stuff about stuff
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 25, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough
and maybe someday I’ll be a senator because, well, people like me!
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 25, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's start your incredible September right here Rios
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by BoeJouma on Aug 25, 2009 8:44 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
pop to short.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Crede pop to short.
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AJ with 4 LOB.
Rios can take the team lead now. I’d prefer he dint.
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i hope rios understandz this guy doesn't give up home runz and is satisfied with a line drive.
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oops, guess not
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by stanleygoober on Aug 25, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
THE FUCKIN WAVE
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by BoeJouma on Aug 25, 2009 8:47 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
3.14 man
3.14
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by stanleygoober on Aug 25, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I think I found a new sig.
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by FearandLoathing on Aug 25, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
So, this shithead just isn't into hitting anymore, eh?
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
not until he plays every damn day!
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
You know
I dunno…I just don’t care anymore, whatever
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
those jays fans must not know much about baseballz.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
They may not, but I can see what frustrated them
Defense is hard to see unless it’s spectacular, and Rios bat is pretty mediocre
by hitlesswonder on Aug 25, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm not pleased when mediocre players are let go for nothing.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
He's only one of our problems tonight.
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Yeah, it's not like the Sox need any defense in the outfield.
2 weeks of baseball tell me Rios is going to be worthless to this club.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 25, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I believe that is statistically not the case
Their avg with RiSP is like 5th in the AL, isn’t it? I thought I saw that earlier.
by hitlesswonder on Aug 25, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Well....I didn't really mean the first part....
I just mean we don’t score enough runs, how’s that?
.749 ops in high leverage. better than in low leverage.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Were still this guys
Don’t get so fuckin down. Their bullpen has been not very good of late.
We CAN do this.
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by BoeJouma on Aug 25, 2009 8:50 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
yes..if the red sox make THREE errors in one inning instead of just two maybe we can score
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
by JOSEPANIAGUA on Aug 25, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
WE CAN DO THIS!
But, to be more accurate, we probably can’t
by hitlesswonder on Aug 25, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I never seen a team
more dependent on the bottom of it’s lineup to score runs than the Sox
Liney's back!!!!
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Hahahahahahaha FUCK THIS SHIT.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
what new. my only solace is that lb will get the fucking loss
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
rofl - I didn't realize
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
i don't think liney should be allowed to throw out the first pitch on 9/9 anymore.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
For all the love that Linebrink gets around these parts.............
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
at least they don't play in our division.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
dj says,"every big leaguer has some weakness."
what the fuck is that supposed to mean dj?
it is what it is......
His weakness is pitching poorly.
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does ozzie not see what we all see about linebrink?
if he did he would stop sending him out
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
linebrink sucks!
ship him out!
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
now dj says,"maybe it wasn't the wrong pitch selection, maybe it was the wrong location."
thanks dj!
it is what it is......
i tell ya, if it's not one, it's the other, ed.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Should be pointing the gun at his own head.
Apropos.
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That's the one.
No one is forcing us to watch this shit.
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Four bullets, ha! FOUR BULLETS!
Or one Lineskank
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no faith in beckham?
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by oneloyaldawg on Aug 25, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Im not putting this on Linebrink
If the Sox cant score on 2 errors in one inning, what difference does it make
that's right. liney's just helping to prove a point.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Point being...?
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He sucks at baseball.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
I agree
But it’s just perfect that Linebrink is the guy to get the L.
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Team effort.
Takes 25 guys.
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And coaching.
And management.
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I know it's delusional
But I still think we win this game
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by BoeJouma on Aug 25, 2009 8:56 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
that means we getta skullfuck pap smear bong.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
i like the optimism
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by oneloyaldawg on Aug 25, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm tempted to say we're a gutless bunch....
and there’s a lot to it….but we’re not even close to being in Boston’s league.
i wish you were right. we'd fare much better in the nl.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
_
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
On the plus side, Garcia looked like a real 5th starter!
Which means the Sox will bring him back for too much money in 2010 and he’ll suck. But tonight was good.
So Liney was "demoted" and now
He pitches the 7th and 8th
Good stuff
by Duck99 on Aug 25, 2009 8:59 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
It turns out the on the current Sox team, they was nowhere to demote him to -- everyone just sucks.
Besides, making him pitch in high leverage situations is like a punishment. So there’s that.
by hitlesswonder on Aug 25, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope linebrink chokes on food and dies in front of his family
by 23chisox14 on Aug 25, 2009 8:59 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I didn't laugh at this.
I swear, God, I didn’t/
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON!!!
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep
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by The Cheat on Aug 25, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
Win.
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so awesome
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by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
The only thing that's made me smile tonight.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
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by FearandLoathing on Aug 25, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
eff it...im pulling for an 0-11 road trip
its what this team deserves
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
Someone's been tinkering with wikepedia again.
Following the 2007 season he was signed as a free agent by the Chicago White Sox, a deal reportedly worth $19 million over 4 years. This contract makes him a more expensive version of Nick Masset.1
With SSS as a citation. Fess up…
2 down - 9 more to lose
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Soooo I guess I have the stanchar effect
Fuck my ass
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by BoeJouma on Aug 25, 2009 9:04 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
WU is on his way.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
Let him borrow my broomstick, will you?
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"We in a war. And when you in it YOU IN IT"
WE GOTTA FIGHT.
/rallySlim
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 25, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
At this point, I'm just hoping for someone to run to the mound and beat Papelbon to death with a bat. This would cause a lifetime ban from baseball, so who is the nominee?
Linebrink seems the obvious choice.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
just because he's good at hitting bats doesn't mean he can hit anything WITH a bat.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
It was over on that last homestand
They had to make their move then and didn’t do shit. This is just squeezing out the last of the watery Type 7.
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this is really bad
KW must be absolutely livid. This team looked like it had something going on and he committed a lot of extra money to this roster. Attendance will probably go in the shitter the rest of this year and this shit baseball isn’t going to help season ticket sales next winter either. Now what? Adding Peavy and Rios was probably predicated on anticipated higher revenues.
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And marketing is pissed
that they didn’t get the post season invoices out earlier to lock in the season ticket holders for next year
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
convene the Death Panel
Say goodbye to JD, Contreras and Thome, they need to start chopping payroll.
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According to the ST holders I know - the postseason invoices were mailed last week.
Said before – will say it again. Money’s coming off the books next year. This slide makes some of the decisions a little easier.
The Chairman trusts Kenny’s judgement. It’s not like he’s locked the team into a bunch of bad deals.
But – the free agent market is really slim. Lots of old guys.
Yep - but they are not due till sep 2
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
That's why Kenny essentially did his FA shopping in-season, so to speak.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
Had good attendance after the moves, too.
However, we’re still one good streak from the lead. So I’d bet we still get folks to show upo unless we really shit the bed the rest of the trip and have no shot.
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pffffffft
one good streak? Don’t hold your breath.
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At this point - a good streak consists of 1 win
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
K, groundout, backwards K
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by BoeJouma on Aug 25, 2009 9:08 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
if i gave you any thought, you probably would.
hat tip, bogey.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
This team needs
a fucking heart transplant.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
you think that's it? that they don't want it?
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Only thing I can think of.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
i think they need to be better at baseball things.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lookat the lineup.
A pretty good team now, numbers wise. They find ways to lose.
Way underperforming the last month+.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
which numbers?
aren’t they middling at about everything? and wasn’t that the expectation and isn’t that what the eye test says?
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Hogwash
They’ve been mediocre the whole year. The high point of the season was Buehrle’s perfect game…..and that was 50-45.
Streaky offense, streaky defense, lack of reliable relievers…..these are all correctable flaws.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 25, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Rec'd. I don't know why fans so often blame a team's failure on lack of heart.
When I listened to Boston Red Sox on the radio over vacation, and they got cold-cocked by the NYYs everyone called in and said the team lacked haht and desire.
by hitlesswonder on Aug 25, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
only against the yankees. the bronx bombers skerrrrrr them.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
S-E-L-L
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
Because it looks like he's squeezing a turf out his mout before every pitch?
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Aug 25, 2009 9:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I think I hate him more than anybody else in baseball.
Surely I must be forgetting somebody.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
carlos gomez
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
by JOSEPANIAGUA on Aug 25, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I think I may hate him more than Gomez (or Morneau, who I hate equally to Gomez).
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
Nah, FNS is irrelevant.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
What about Puuuuuuuunto?
Failure is just success rounded down, my friend!"
by FearandLoathing on Aug 25, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
He's a jester. Loathsome, yes, but not Papelbon-level.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
I try to stay away but I can't.
dancing on the sand.
by thecip on Aug 25, 2009 9:12 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
hey at least we picked up a $13M a year contract for a .250 hitter thru 2014
so that’s good..
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
the lifetime .284 hitter, you mean?
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
he's hitting .258 now and was released
he could have been putting boli on his corn flakes every morning for all we know
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
by JOSEPANIAGUA on Aug 25, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
not biting.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I predict Rios is going to absolutely hated by Sox fans, rightly or probably wrongly
He’s no ARow
by hitlesswonder on Aug 25, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
maybe. but that's neither here nor there in relation to agua's post.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
toonder i hope you are right and i am wrong
but it is a huge contract that we’ll have for a long time, that’s a fact, and he better be a lot better than what we’ve seen in this very small sample or else this move to take on that contract is a disaster
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
by JOSEPANIAGUA on Aug 25, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Christ, we got him for nothing
How can you complain about this guy? He’s young and his contract’s not a goofy Soriano thing.
No animals were harmed during the making of this comment.
Yeah, because talented OF like Rios are so readily available
Especially when you don’t have to give up anything in return.
I’d rather have Rios at age 28 than the other plethora of FA OF out there. It’s not like the Sox were going to get into a bidding war for Matt Holliday.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 25, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
6 years and 69 million dollars is not getting him for nothing
picking him up is like signing a big money free agent…i do hope we see the guy that hit close to 100 doubles in 07 and 08…honestly i havent seen enough of him to know whether i like him or not…i do know i dont like his contract…one major league team has deemed him not worth it, the one i am a fan of thinks he is…so i hope theyre right
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
by JOSEPANIAGUA on Aug 25, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
blue jays situation =/= white sox situation
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
jays were/are broke
thus cant afford a guy worthy of such a contract.
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
and are on the hook...
for $98.5 million with vernon wells 2010-14 assuming he doesn’t opt out (hahahahaha!).
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Unneccessary.
Wtfpods
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Aug 25, 2009 9:15 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Glad Thome didn't hit for Nix there.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
BTW, ummm, who the hell is going to play outfield for us next year?
By my count, we have zero even mediocre outfielders both in the field and at the plate
Oh please. Quentin and Rios are decent bets to have good seasons. They need 1 OF
by hitlesswonder on Aug 25, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Uhhhhh we already got in trouble with retardation on this site
Let’s not do it again. Or at least let’s nit do it that way
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
by BoeJouma on Aug 25, 2009 9:20 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
it's ok as long as he doesn't post his picture.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Another winable game down the drain.
Pathetic.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
And Jimmy cries like a woman.
A woman whose pitcher did not win on her anniversary.
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
Don't open up any meat trucks!
Failure is just success rounded down, my friend!"
by FearandLoathing on Aug 25, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
mediocre is another fun word.
like solid. they all probably mean average, but mediocre is bad and solid is good. fun stuff.
Solid is good in the fecal community.
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
anyone seen my immodium?
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
melton says the bosox are the better team
i think we’re the worse team. a subtle difference
Praise Him!!
now dj is trying to tell me
that alex gonzales is not that bad a hitter.
thanks dj!
it is what it is......
Alex Rios, meet meathead Sox fans.
Enjoy being compared to Aaron "Wille “Barry Bonds” “Ken Griffey Jr” Mays" Rowand for the rest of your career.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
Untrue
He’s had 2 very good seasons and several OK ones. But Rowand is a player who cannot be rationally discussed as some people deify him for the wrong reasons (grindy) who then it turn make other people think he’s Nick Punto in CF.
by hitlesswonder on Aug 25, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
those were the days...
getting such a shitty jump that he had to dive or run into the wall to make the catch. it’s all about the web gemz!
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Diving showed he cared. Just ask Cubs fans, it's the foolproof way of defensive evalation
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 25, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck that, I'd happily take MB on this team if Thome couldn't be re-signed for a reasonable deal
This lineup needs some damn patience.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 25, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Seriously
this is already out of control. The guy has played for the Sox less than a month and we’re already being told about what a waste of money he is.
FifthFeather.com
by El Duque's Raft on Aug 25, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Clearly we'd be better off with BA/Wise/??? going forward for the next few years
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Now down 6-5,
bases loaded 0 outs.
They have heart.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
how come the sox had heart when they played the angels and yankees, but got none when they play the red sox and orioles?
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Not sure.
You tell me.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
because this isn't a heart issue. they're not a very good baseball team.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd like to see what the Sox could do with this pitching staff
And 1 month of Joe Mauer and Justin Morneau replacing AJ and Konerko.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 25, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
they wood never loose.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Why not
throw in Rickie Henderson and Joe Morgan.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
joe morgan doesn't like met-rx.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
OK, that must be it.
Thank God as Ozzie Montana said above,
“Streaky offense, streaky defense, lack of reliable relievers…..these are all correctable flaws.”
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
i just don't understand.
when they win, is it because they played baseball well or because they had a lot of heart?
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Some teams are better than the sum of the parts.
This team (the last 5 weeks) is way worse than the sum of its’ parts.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
looks like they've been pretty consistent.
april: 11-10
may: 13-15
june: 15-13
july: 14-13
august: 10-12
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
More talent as season progressed. Same mediocre results.
Good hitting, no. pitching
Good pitching, no hitting.
Then there’s the fielding thing.
Not tough enough mentally?
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
i doubt we're having this discussion if the tigers were running away with the division.
everything is magnified because the sox play in the worst division in baseball and have had a sniff of the lead throughout. the sox are not very good. if theywon the division, we’d all look like the cat that just ate the canary because we’d know we got away with something. heart won’t speed up dye’s bat or paulie’s feet, or make q party like it’s 2008.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
and for what it's worth, the sox (14-16)
have a MUCH BETTER record against the al east than either the tigers (8-17) or twins (7-19) this year. what happened to the twins’ heart there?
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
and now looking at the schedules, the sox got no favors.
sox: 39 games against al east, including 23 against yankees, sawx, and rays. 9-5 so far; 9 left.
det: 36 games against al east, including 20 against yankees, sawx, and rays. 2-11 so far; 7 left.
min: 33 games against al east, including 20 against yankees red sox, and rays. 5-14 so far; 1 left.
on another note, sox, tigers, and twins a combined 3-12 against the blue jays.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Team is 1 - 30 (40?)
when trailing going into the 9th.
That’s gotta be some kind of record for a .500 team?
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
i highly doubt that.
most teams don’t win when they’re trailing going into the 9th.
i don’t have the energy to look it up.
it is what it is......
I don't expect anything from this team anymore
They lose, they win, whatever. They’re not gonna make it to the playoffs. They’re not good enough.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
don't tell bally.
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Won't matter - Twins to overtake us soon
(In case you didn’t know – Twins already won the division so stay relaxed)
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
i view it as the opposite
they ARE good enough. this team is fairly stacked – at least for this division. they are good enough. they arent playing as well as they should though, thus they will not play in mid october.
we are gonna skullfuck this guy - thecip
Minn wins - Det ties LAA
So we now are tied with Twins – they have an easier schedule than us or the Tigers… they sit on the side as Det and Sox beat each other up and win the division.
Division finish – 1. Min / 2. Det / 3. Sox
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
it's ok...
Think of it like bongwater but to a not even close extent.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
"The sun'll come out...tomorrow!
Bet your bottom dollar
That tomorrow there’ll be sun…"
Okay, I have to stop now. I’m making myself sick with those sappy lyrics.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
wow, dye has three extrabase hits since his
SLG peaked — not counting the first month of the season — to .574 on July 24th , all homers.
that’s a stretch of 32 games, or 20% of the season.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 25, 2009 10:52 PM CDT reply actions
check that
excluding the first month of the season, jd’s SLG peaked at .574 on July 18th. since that time he has four extrabase hits, all homers.
looking at his fangraph, since 2006 jd’s decline in SLG in the season’s second half has become somewhat of a trend.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 25, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
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