East Coast Blasé
by The Cheat on Aug 27, 2009 5:30 PM CDT
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Are we in the playoffs yet?
"wordy and overly verbose."
by larry on Jul 3, 2009 3:43 PM CDT
by Black Sox Baseball on Aug 27, 2009 5:40 PM CDT reply actions
you sound very tired
On that fly to right-center
I kinda expected JD to plow into Rios with an ATV.
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by Sox Machine on Aug 17, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply recommended Unrec 3
whoops
I actually am tired… the last 2 weeks of work have been hell but its going to slow down for the next few weeks
Perfect title. Says it all, in a subtle play on words.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
You may have to explain it to chzeck.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
he's 2 busy watching the sock 2 worry about this.
if heart won baseball games, we'd all be in the show.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2009 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions
czheck
and this is the worst white sox lineup i have ever seen mark kotsay is garbage
YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD YES!
www.reverbnation.com/czheckproductions
ever!
or at least since the start of this season or 07… EVER!
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 27, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions
you haven't been a sox fan for long, huh?
how’s this from july 2007?
owens
uribe
thome
konerko
dye
mackowiak
fields
cintron
hall
if heart won baseball games, we'd all be in the show.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions
filled with awesome
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 27, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Man, that was such an easy team to ignore
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 27, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions
later in the season it got even worse with the lineups.
if heart won baseball games, we'd all be in the show.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
fan since 93
didnt have cable in 07 but i dont think we had hall he was with tampa. besides the savior this lineup is useless and you have to admit it. ive never seen a club struggle to score runs as they have this month
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we had hall
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
no
i did nt jsut pull this line UP from thinair. i got it from basball refrence. beckum and q and konrko and thome are all god enough.
if heart won baseball games, we'd all be in the show.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2009 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions
miller: cinTRONE
dancing on the sand.
by thecip on Aug 27, 2009 6:53 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
needs more andy gonzalez
Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. Three out.
by JOSEPANIAGUA on Aug 27, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
i did not see that
On that fly to right-center
I kinda expected JD to plow into Rios with an ATV.
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by Sox Machine on Aug 17, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply recommended Unrec 3
dont forget that gonzalez second basemen guy we had at the end
eeaaaarrrgh
Thank god we have beckham
On that fly to right-center
I kinda expected JD to plow into Rios with an ATV.
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by Sox Machine on Aug 17, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply recommended Unrec 3
Piece of cake versus can of corn.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
maybe hawk is changing it up a little bit to give the sox some mojo
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
Nah. He just effed up. Like Uncle WU when he types.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
Mmmm - corn... cake - I'm getting hungry
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
it was cake day at school today
got to have 2 pieces of cake.
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 27, 2009 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Did your mom make it or buy it?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
maybe it's both?
if heart won baseball games, we'd all be in the show.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2009 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions
principal bought it
its my favorite day of every month
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 27, 2009 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Q fun fact for the day
since his return from the DL, his 3 most common plate appearance lengths are:
1 pitch— 20.2% of the time.
5 pitches— 17.1%
2 pitches— 16.3%.
it is what it is......
My guess is Oz is a little like Dusty.
Would rather show loyalty to his old veterans even if it means going down with them.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
i would love to never see that homerun from last night again
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
dye should get a day or two off
with the way he’s been hitting, but starting id rather see rios in there over kotsay. give the man a chance!
blap
is there any way to watch the game onrine rike on monday?
I like chinese
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 27, 2009 6:29 PM CDT reply actions
mlb.com...but you have to pay
although i only paid for one month in june and am still watching
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Aug 27, 2009 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
gordon's been picking up your tab.
if heart won baseball games, we'd all be in the show.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2009 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions
he is such a nice guy :)
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Aug 27, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Taxpayers.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 27, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions
You sure they're not charging you by the month?
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
no its not...i checked it
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Aug 27, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I bet they get you for another month
but its always a really good deal to wait until the all-star break, and the quality of the feeds has improved drastically. it was pretty brutal those first few years.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
You'll just want to watch it an hour later.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
-1000000000%
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 27, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions
im hoping the double impossible turns that into possible
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Aug 27, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions
triple yesterday, 1st to third today
who is this guy and what did he do with Paul Konerko?
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
He does look a bit like a Mongorian
its understandable
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 27, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions
look at herm fly!
the kid can scoot
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
so how often does Q! have an 8 pitch at bat?
haha finally HBP
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 27, 2009 6:42 PM CDT reply actions
that is the 3rd time he has had an 8 pitch at bat since coming off the DL.
grounded into a DP in his 1st AB on aug 23rd, flew out to right field in his 3rd AB on aug 1st.
it is what it is......
hooray for batting helmets
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
This would be the time to hit into a triple play.
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i loved the casual hair flip after the QBP
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
that was ball four Kotsay
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
sac fly also ball four
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
That'll work for a run
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Hope Danks appreciates his run.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
For an out instead of a base.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
kotsay doesnt like balls
not sure what that says about nix
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Aug 27, 2009 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions
that clang was awesome
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
When you get a guy strugglin a little bit
and you give him a Tazawa, well…
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Woot! Attaboy Nixy!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
nix is a quandry, wrapped in a cunundrum, within in a paradox
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 27, 2009 6:50 PM CDT reply actions
or
Nix is a mediocre bench player who pulls everything.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
ill allow it
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
But he pulls HARD
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 27, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
offensive explosion
its the fackin tea party and we bringin bombs
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Nice of Tazawa to move his leg out of the way and let that one through.
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i'm not gonna allow myself to feel good about this,
but rather intrigued by what the sox will have to do to lose this one.
Cashing checks and having sex.
If AIG can go up to 48
anything is possible.
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
by winningugly on Aug 27, 2009 6:54 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
what did i tell you?
i’ve been holding long at work and in my personal account since 32. it’s resurrecting my year. (thank god)
Cashing checks and having sex.
I should thank you for mentioning that yesterday
I bought after hours at 38.50, willing to risk a $1k loss on it. never got a chance. sold mid-day when it dipped under 47. a tad bit better than i’ve done on my past short term spec plays.
i gave away a great deal of personal account funds on a very risky play earlier in the year
but i’ve gotten a lot of it back on 1-day trades on stocks i can clearly see what will happen next.
glad to hear it made someone around here some money. i made a few friends some cash, too. i’ve been on a soapbox about AIG since last thursday.
Cashing checks and having sex.
i'm generally low risk with anything long-term.
but almost every short term play I make is trying to get a piece of a trend or a shitty company that looks like it should rebound after bad earnings (nice 10% bump on LEAP a few weeks ago).
The best part is I only play around with about 10% at a time, but those plays provide about 35% of the profits so far.
i love holding very short-term positions from the last hour of trading 1 day and selling it near the open the next.
have been doing well with very low-priced stocks using that strategy. that’s part of why i love the AIG play. the reverse split means this stock is really only just above $2. not unreasonable to think a stock can run from $.50 to a couple bucks. especially one with AIG’s history.
Cashing checks and having sex.
ATG, FRE, and FNM are basically worthless companies.
The short-term frothiness of the market is worrisome.
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
i agree, but it's a rising tide, wu.
i’m trying to leave my opinions at the door and just trade the trade.
actually, i’m excited for the possibilities of AIG as a trading stock for a while.
Cashing checks and having sex.
You should be.
Great volume, volatility, and liquidity. Perfect for trading.
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
If Pods wants to continue making me look stupid I would be happy with that.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
gee, I sure hope he doesn't steal a base or two
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 27, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions
no thanks necessary
I do it for the pleasure of watching my team succeed
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 27, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
I don't remember Martinez throwing *that* poorly.
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Sox Machine
remind me again why so many people are anxious for the return of getz?
i feel pretty confident that nix is the better player.
Cashing checks and having sex.
getz is grindier.
but seriously, i still like getz. nix obviously has decent power and thanks to carney lansford i still have hope his fielding will improve. i like nix as a backup 2b, SS, 3b.
it is what it is......
aside from his play at ss, i think nix has looked superior to getz defensively.
definitely turns the dp better. better arm. more range.
Cashing checks and having sex.
ERRORS!
what? range is more important?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 27, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Wasn't I told I was insane a few weeks ago (before the SS sideshow) for thinking Nix was superior?
sheesh.
by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
i've been saying that for a while.
it’s like when wu calls nix a journeyman. he’s 26.
Cashing checks and having sex.
He was 27 yesterday.
Same age as the indominitable Jerry Owens when he was supposed to blossom. Please. He’s a passable utility guy, decent pop, with an awful glove.
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
Utility means he can play multiple positions.
Passable means he can play them passably. Where does he shine in the field? He has a good arm. His glove at SS and 2B sucks.
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
i'm gonna take what you've seen with a rather large grain of salt.
he’s got a little bit of a defensive reputation culled from years of play. how many times have you seen him?
Cashing checks and having sex.
I'm going by his (granted, limited) performance this year,
which has been abysmal.
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His glove is stainless steel.
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
by winningugly on Aug 27, 2009 6:56 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Have you seen the errorfest that Nix produces at second?
by Anonymous #5 Starter on Aug 27, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
He was hitting pretty well before the injury, though he's pretty much a singles hitter
I just like Getz more, don’t know why.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 27, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Nix and Getz are the best baserunners we have, guess you could throw Gordon in that mix.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 27, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Hawk sez AJ
and Yaz
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
VG
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game last year.
by NorthSidePaulie on Aug 27, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
i've give him the nod there, but nix has looked good on the basepaths as well.
Cashing checks and having sex.
her name is mai tazawa
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Maybe you could play baseball with him? You know,
He kisses you on the strikes, you kiss him on those other pitches?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
what website can i go to and see the list of FAs this offseason?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
gracias
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 27, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions
thats what happens when you're off the juice papi
by Duck99 on Aug 27, 2009 6:58 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
haha
one more anabolic shake for breakfast and that ball would have been out of here.
it is what it is......
Wait, what the fuck, the Twins claimed Rich Harden off waivers?
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
Hendry wants prospects in return.
http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/news/story?id=4427171
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 27, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions
And, of course this leads to ESPN comment fun
They should put the half #### Bradley on waivers……I have never hated a Cub in my entire life, but I literally hate him. He is right about the hatred, but he has brought it on himself to ego filled punk
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 27, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I dunno, but here's a Cubs fan who thinks they can get Hanley Ramirez for Rich Harden!
I just looked it up…
…and Hanley has a six-year extension (through 2014) valued at $70-million. If the Fish were ever interested in dumping payroll (or even looking for diff. options), that’s a contract I would consider picking up.
He could be a prototypical leadoff guy despite the fact that his SBs are down by about half since ’07. He could probably do much better with a better line-up behind him.
Rickey has spoken. Keep the Athletics in Bump City.
by LeSaboteur on Aug 27, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 27, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions
that makes me laugh
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
"That's a contract I would consider picking up."
Wrigley’s discriminating in more ways than one.
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Players are just movable cogs in the beer garden machine
Unless you’re Kerry Wood or Mark DeRosa.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 27, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
yesterday, as the cubs were winning 9-2 in the 9th
they showed the crowd, and right near the cubs dugout there was a woman (cub fan) wearing a “rally cap”.
it is what it is......
How could you expect a Cubs fan to understand that some little immigrant
Just might be the best player in baseball?
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 27, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought the Rodney King comment was funny
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by Bradley...I guess I should clarify
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
but milton regrets that there are idiots in the world
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 27, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
everytime i hear the word milton
i think of the end of r. kelly’s “trapped in the closet” at the end of the song he screams “milton! milton, get the car!”
blap
I thought the zone was kind of tight
But Danks did look to doing what I imagine “flying open” looks like as well.
by hitlesswonder on Aug 27, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
That makes up for the triple.
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Thome's really crushing the ball.
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You think he'll be back in 2010
I’m hoping he will be…
by hitlesswonder on Aug 27, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
QQQQQQQQ
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Q!
hello to the celebrating douche in the stands that must have thought it didn’t count if it bounces out.
anyone else excited to see the epic fail by the bullpen tonight?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
you need to hit them like that Hawk
It cost him 18 in half a season? He’s drinking early tonight
by Duck99 on Aug 27, 2009 7:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
White Sox baseball: The Fun is Back!!!!
Disclaimer: Fun may last for only 5 innings.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
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I'm gonna do my war dance now
Does my war dance ascare you?
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 27, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions
I'm drink'd at fancy function
But I see score!!!!
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 27, 2009 7:13 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
right now you're at about level 10. i'd like to see you ratchet that down to about a 5.
Cashing checks and having sex.
Are you two dating?
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 27, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
We two have never met, stupidface. Go make me a sub!
by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Subway? How WU of you.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 27, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I'm sure it's the Yellowtail talking
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 27, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
And I hate colored people.
There is that.
Especially you.
by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Stay out of Chicago asswipe.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 27, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
assclown would've been such a better insult
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 27, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't act so surprised. There's only 1/6 of the Chicago population here.
I need to move back because I’m running out of new clients.
Gotta have new clients to expand the business, you know.
by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
or here's another angle:
there’s only so many hours in a day. how about group action?
p.s. i hope your dad peruses the gamethreads.
Cashing checks and having sex.
whoops...... :)
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 27, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
the downside to this is that all these runs are going to make the game long
damn having work so early tomorrow
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
That curve looked like a strike.
Nice to see Alexei take advantage of it.
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So this is how the other half lives.
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Better than life
is this heaven? no its iowa
YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD YES!
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I think I first heard it when I was in 4th grade in Lake Geneva WI
from a kid who lived there. He later got kicked out of a military academy for downloading bomb plans… weird kid
Former Sox pitcher battle
Javy winning it so far as Richards has given up 5 through 2… none for Javy yet
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Wow, Richard sucking and Javy dominating
Never would have seen that coming.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 27, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
wait till the 3rd time around the order
by Duck99 on Aug 27, 2009 7:20 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Javy's stats show otherwise.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 27, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
from this year or during his Sox tenure
When he would melt down in the 5th or 6th on command?
by Duck99 on Aug 27, 2009 7:27 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
He's got no heart
Doesn’t want it enough.
by hitlesswonder on Aug 27, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
i find this interesting.
aj has seen 2 more 3-0 counts than he did all of last year. he has seen 23 and swung once. before that one 3-0 swing the last time he swung at a 3-0 pitch was in 2005.
it is what it is......
also, for his career he has swung at the 1st pitch 43% of the time
this year only 33%, by far the lowest of his career. hmmm.
it is what it is......
i've never looked up leaders, but
B-R tells me the league average is 26%. vlad guererro career is 47%. in 2002, aj swung at the 1st pitch 56% of the time!
it is what it is......
what day of the week in 2005?
dancing on the sand.
by thecip on Aug 27, 2009 7:34 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I bet it was a tuesday.
dancing on the sand.
by thecip on Aug 27, 2009 7:37 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
well,
there’s approximately a 14.3% chance that you’re right. probably slightly more than that considering many teams have most of their off days on monday and/or thursday.
it is what it is......
He conked him on the head with the bat.
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just a little love tap
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by oneloyaldawg on Aug 27, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
oh geez, grow up
not everything is sexual
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by oneloyaldawg on Aug 27, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
nice to see Paulie heat up the last coupld weeks
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
This is such a confusing turn of events.
The offense is making it very difficult for the bullpen to blow this game.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
linebrink wants a challenge
dancing on the sand.
by thecip on Aug 27, 2009 7:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Give Paulie an oxygen tank.
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for serious, how did he manage that?
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 27, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
sergio. mitre.
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by whitesoxmatt on Aug 27, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
in all honesty
i don’t care that much any more. i just feel so blah about this team. i;m at an enjoy the wins and laugh at the losses stage of the seasons so if they lose, they lose
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 27, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Your attitude sucks.
Hopefully you infuse your students with more hope and promise.
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i infuse them "useless math" because they have calculators
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by whitesoxmatt on Aug 27, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I always loved the classmates who had the TI-89s and still couldn't pass algebra
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 27, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Mostly White.
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Besides you.
In a platonic sense of course. He can’t afford you.
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Dad tried to gift me for his graduation.
by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
(his dad...the rich one....the party.....ah, fuck it).
by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Terribly clever, HSA.
Like the last time. 5 minutes ago.
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i just got up this foreign exchange student from china
she was shocked that we use calculators on tests. she wasn’t allowed to use them there. i would love that in the advanced math classes where my main goal is teaching (forcing?) students to think
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 27, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
calculators should be destroyed.. at least in US math classes
hi whitesoxmatt and others.. this is scatterjazz in new orleans… lifelong sox fan.. grew up in NW indiana… college math instructor in new orleans…
i missed most of tonights game due to teachign a class of tulane U freshmen… f***ing calculators need to be absolutely destroyed…. students at the university level in the US are sometimes laughwrothy in their abilities at doing arithmentic.. i know i know i am a jaded old ass.. except i am 33 . but anyway— was glad to see a math teacher here!! need to start using my membership to yak with y’all during games… cant figure how to get my computer rolling smooth enough to keep the mlb.tv ga,e flowing withouth screwing it up with other windows open! cheers.. lets shove it up those bronx bombers rectums…
by scatterjazz on Aug 28, 2009 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions
I had a classmate of OM's persuassion today who threw a wrench in the no deodorant stereotype
Of course, his deodorant of choice appeared to be cool ranch doritos, so I can’t say it was a win.
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by The Cheat on Aug 27, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Cheat, how's your Dad doing?
Has he found anything yet?
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Just Cheat's German scat porn collection.
by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm being serious.
Other than Tdogg I know of no one who has lost his/her job since March to have found one. Has a reporter from some obscure Website contact us about any clients who have been laid off that have found work. I could think of no one.
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My friend that got laid off last month has reached the second interview stage.
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Sounds positive.
Had breakfast with a buddy who has gone for anitdepressants because he is at a dead end with few prospects. Advanced degree, 22 years experience. Tough to see.
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I'll tell him that. VG.
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speaking of
did you know that there are lady-fight clubs?
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 27, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
already done
daily reading, imo
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 27, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed.
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Hey - I didn't have breakfast with you
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Nor have I...
and I was damn close to being laid off (the aclu basically save my job). It took me forever to find a job after college and its even worse for my friends that are graduating this year (lots of my friends are on the 6 or 7 year plan but I was on the 5 year plan so I can’t hate)
when it rains it pours!e
dancing on the sand.
by thecip on Aug 27, 2009 7:36 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Its either the best or its the worst
And since I dont have to choose, I guess I wont
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 27, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
where the hell is WU?
Per John Dewan, best scoopers at 1B over the last 2 seasons:
Player Saved Throws Missed Throws Scoop Percentage Scoops
Above Average
Casey Kotchman 69 5 93% 9
Todd Helton 79 9 90% 7
Carlos Pena 66 8 89% 6
Albert Pujols 82 12 87% 6
Ross Gload 34 2 94% 5
Ryan Garko 30 2 94% 4
Carlos Delgado 42 5 89% 4
Derrek Lee 61 9 87% 4
Nick Swisher 21 1 95% 3
Jason Giambi 37 5 88% 3
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
Delgado? hmm.
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by usualsuspect on Aug 27, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, but where's the stat on "won't get off the bag to grab an off-throw; would rather let it fly past him to advance the runner" ?
by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I miss Ross Gload.
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wtf
no comments about Swisher’s inability to play 1B? or Paulie’s non-inclusion?
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
I fully expected explosions over Swisher, Paulie, and Kotchman
On that fly to right-center
I kinda expected JD to plow into Rios with an ATV.
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by Sox Machine on Aug 17, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply recommended Unrec 3
that sounds pretty specific.
WU was all over me for suggesting Swisher could play a passable first base. Which of course he more than can.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
You said anyone could play first.
I used Swish as an example of someone who looked lost last year. We took it from there. At least go back and dredge up the proper argument.
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Not on this thread, wuss.
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Booger.
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He may scoop,
but FNS’ footwork is terrible. And that is what I was alluding to, rather directly, during our last tete-te-tete.
The PK numbers on scooping were from this year. I was not trumpeting anything. Take it elsewhere if you want to clash.
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Damn this game has been the exact opposite of the last three.
Go savior!
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions
If this lead holds up
we will have outscored Boston for the series.
Small victories indeed.
Victory, singular.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Def
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Pitching depth?
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Where would he play?
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 27, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
He'd play on the bench next to Rios
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Weir Wining?
(heh.) Hell, even the ’62 Mets had a .250 winning % for the season, same as we wil have for this series.
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NOM!
Also, that was Ortiz’s 2nd infield single this series.
At least.
I only saw part of Monday’s game and yesterday’s, so I think I missed at least 7 or 8 of this series…..so it may be more for Ortiz.
Pull Beckham
Last thing he needs is an 0 for 6. He looks confused and tired.
by Duck99 on Aug 27, 2009 7:46 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I would always give him another chance to get a hit for the day, no matter if he was 0-8 today, already.
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by usualsuspect on Aug 27, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
You finish the season with more RBI than AJ.
Fixed.
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Terribly clever, WU.
Like the last time.
by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
This time I meant it.
And I am going to Andy Kaufman-repeat until it is so uncomfortable you have to laugh or scream.
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OK. I'm done.
But you or I would have more ribbies than AJ.
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not when 'in scoring position' means halfway between 3rd and home
with the guys that are usually on base for him.
er... not with the guys that are usually on base for him.
when ‘in scoring position’ means halfway between 3rd and home.
better.
if he got the ABs he would
But of course RBI’s are useless. Look at the league leaders. They are all douches.
by Duck99 on Aug 27, 2009 7:52 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Uh oh. Come on Danks
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
alex gonzalez hearts the white sox!
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
Linebrink is dissapointed.
On that fly to right-center
I kinda expected JD to plow into Rios with an ATV.
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by Sox Machine on Aug 17, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply recommended Unrec 3
Geez... stop it!
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
im melting...melting...oh what a world, what a wretched wretched world
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
anyne else feel that lump start to swell in the throat...heart pick up a beat or two
maybe set the tivo in case we don’t screw it up and walk away until you know for sure?
by Anonymous #5 Starter on Aug 27, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions
that's my signal to start drinking.
gin and tonic, anyone?
dancing on the sand.
by thecip on Aug 27, 2009 7:57 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I'm really starting to daydream about the quiche that I have waiting at home.....
by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
there are worse things to daydream about
dancing on the sand.
by thecip on Aug 27, 2009 8:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
White Sox's win expectancy down to 52 percent.
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We still have Linebrink to look forward too.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions
To*
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
GAH
Get some OUTS!!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Ask nicely, young lady!
So crude, this one!
by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
John channeling Jordan.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions
RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
On that fly to right-center
I kinda expected JD to plow into Rios with an ATV.
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by Sox Machine on Aug 17, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply recommended Unrec 3
Uh oh - Hawk dissing the BP... but they're the reason we'll win this
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
as pods and kotsay converge on the flyball
i can’t help but die a little inside.
Cashing checks and having sex.
a little pixie dust and all will be better
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YES!!!!
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions
Awww, AJ's a nice guy
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
He was probably asking if he tagged him too hard.
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i feel like i had seen something like that before...
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
Same story, different ending
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
I fist-pumped in public, by the way.
Not nearly as embarassing as the guy watching porn at the library, who suspects that nobody is noticing him.
by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
dont you... forget about me
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 27, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Excellent channeling of John Hughes.
Rec’d.
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I yelled loudly and scared my roomates.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
thats what roomates are for
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by oneloyaldawg on Aug 27, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
he's only the first of many tampa bay draftees to go to boston and new york
On that fly to right-center
I kinda expected JD to plow into Rios with an ATV.
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by Sox Machine on Aug 17, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply recommended Unrec 3
Bacon is hitting a wall
Perhaps the worst ABs all year. Get his ass out of there
by Duck99 on Aug 27, 2009 8:10 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
he hasnt had a day off yet
I agree
On that fly to right-center
I kinda expected JD to plow into Rios with an ATV.
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by Sox Machine on Aug 17, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply recommended Unrec 3
it is a 7 run lead - win percentage must
Be near 53
by Duck99 on Aug 27, 2009 8:20 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Yet I'm pissed
because this could have been the exclamation point on a sweep
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by NorthSidePaulie on Aug 27, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
It is. Quiche with bacon in it is far more exciting, methinks.
by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
and a quiche as a hat?
adorable!
dancing on the sand.
by thecip on Aug 27, 2009 8:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Did he vote in Afghanistan?
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They are voting in Afghanistan the same way, genius.
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obviously copy-catters
nobody cites the remakes
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 27, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Good try.
Easy to be cavalier tucked nicely in your bed.
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like
’wasn’t it great when matthew broderick and nathan lane ACCIDENTALLY commissioned that successful nazi musical?’
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 27, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
i wish the sox would win going-away more often.
it’s kind of nice to be doing other shit while enjoying the sox game in the background.
Cashing checks and having sex.
The fans just missed a Q K because they were doing the wave.
I guess I would be disinterested by now too, with that score.
Seriously. I'm a hurting kinda of hungry now. I'm off to get my ass in the kitchen!!
Hope they don’t blow this!
Cheers!
by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I think someone here said that the guy gains 15 lbs when having a baby.
aint that the fucking truth. girl eats 8 times a day… i’m just supposed to watch?
Oprah is calling.
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Nah, Maury.
He is NOT the father!
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Good LL elimination game on ESPN
Lots of hitting, tears, bad fielding, etc. The LF for Texas has a better arm than Pods.
by Duck99 on Aug 27, 2009 8:27 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
georgia - not texas
Bacon’s younger brother
by Duck99 on Aug 27, 2009 8:31 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
No lie - that LF'er is stout.
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Sorry - that was Cali's LF.
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with beckham being the exception so far, this is another game were all starters have a hit. which seems to always lead to a win.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 27, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions
52.89%
On that fly to right-center
I kinda expected JD to plow into Rios with an ATV.
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by Sox Machine on Aug 17, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply recommended Unrec 3
he still has another AB...he could get a hit
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by oneloyaldawg on Aug 27, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
funny you mention that...i am getting his number again soon :)
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by oneloyaldawg on Aug 27, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Would you call it a "most unusual" selection, Stoney?
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aww shit
Just found out my sisters boyfriend/my good friend just got assigned to Ranger school after completing office training… not good :(
I'm sure he will be find
if anyone can handle it its him. Dude has some serious balls, he ran for state senate against a long term incumbent… as a Democrat in a really conservative district (like crazy conservative, not fiscal moderate conservative)
And now has to leave the country.
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Lesson #1:
If you are going to take the tuition money, you’d damn well be ready to serve.
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thats why there's a navy
he probably didn’t know that though
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 27, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
he signed up right after 9/11
Said its one of the worst mistakes he has made but its paying for law school..
thats what patriotism'll get ya
nothing but regular opportunists in the navy
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 27, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
So he sleeps with his sister while wearing a Klan sheet?
Hey, I went to Purdue. When in W. Lafayette…
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do you make or have you ever made a boiler?
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 27, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL.
I pissed some people off. No other boilers.
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i thought you were a gator
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by Moral Narcissist on Aug 27, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope.
Just live down in Gatorland.
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for shizzle?
thats neat. I moved from gainesville in June
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by Moral Narcissist on Aug 27, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
we've gone over this before.
the entire state of florida is a godforsaken hellhole.
it is what it is......
I agree with you
but free school is pretty niffty. I am all for global warming though, everything south of Ocala can drop into the sea for all I care
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by Moral Narcissist on Aug 27, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Where to?
Are you in Tampa?
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Zzzzzzzzz.
What?
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I'm in DC
happily unemployed
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 27, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
In DC?
You are not trying very hard.
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no I'm not.
Got a sugar momma working for exxon mobil. I take care of the dishes n such
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 27, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Women who pump gas
are sexy.
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their sexiness really doesn't depend on WHAT they pump
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 27, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
it seems so obvious now
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 27, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
All of us, one at a time.
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i wouldn't really call a circumcision a life saving act
but I guess you could say he took care of most of us jews and gentiles. Great bedside manner incidentally.
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 27, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Some women would disagree.
Regarding circumcision not being a life-saving act.
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I lived in Indiana for a year
needless to say my time was short
but no he is pretty liberal, he doesn’t tell anyone in the military that though
Despite the return to RISP form
why isn’t all this scoring tonight making me happier?
But oddly the Danks quality outing does.
It’s backwards because we’ve wasted so many decent starts, but there it is.
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game last year.
by NorthSidePaulie on Aug 27, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions
Junk in the trunk.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions
C'mon Pato
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
you're the sox gm
today is aj’s 100th game started. for starting each of 105, 110, 115, 120, 125 games he gets an additional $50K per milestone. or the potential to earn an additional $250K in total (4% of his 2009 salary).
if the team is say 8-10 games back around aj’s 108-109th start do you — in an effort to save a hundred thousand dollars or more — tell ozzie to rest him more often? or is that penny ante type behavior?
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 27, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions
Petty.
And possibly illegal.
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yeah. no question.
detroit in a tougher position with maggs, but if you ever want anyone to play for your team you don’t pull shit like that. players union would have your ass.
it is what it is......
petty, i agree. illegal, probably not.
replace aj with, say, linebrink in a similar milestone situation.
is it still petty or, given his salary and lackluster performance, appropriate?
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 27, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
AJ is producing.
Liney should be buried at the end of the roster, anyway. Easy call there.
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Plus, AJ would bitch about it.
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Exactly.
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this was the first thing that came to mind when thinking about it.
what i wonder is whether there are any kickback schemes between managers and players with milestone payouts, in organizations where general managers are asleep at the wheel (or in on it).
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 27, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
That's Charles Comiskey behavior
And he was a jerk and a tightwad.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
HEY, POTTY MOUTH!
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That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Fail.
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Because a shortstop is pitching.
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My sister?
What’cha got?
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Yeah, after she's good and stretched out.
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Since I am hung like a hamster
I’ll have to pass.
Unless she has a morally casual attitude about, well…
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it's awesome
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Is it just me or does it seem like listening to Hawk and Stoney
just make you wanna… walk away? Or light yourself on fire? Farmer kills me too.
I have seen a QB and it was good.
This LLWS game is hysterical.
4th inning (yes, THAT inning) has been about 1/2 hour. 9 runs for GA. And Pods has yet to strike out.
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I've been watching
As mentioned lots of bad defense, crying, blaming teamates and Brent. Gotta love it.
by Duck99 on Aug 27, 2009 8:57 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Oh, and the umpiring is just horrible
There goes another bomb from the kid crying and yelling at his catcher
by Duck99 on Aug 27, 2009 9:00 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
This is high drama.
Glad none of them are my kids. I’d be a basket case.
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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDY
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if we lose this game, then i will refrain from watching another sox game this year.
Cashing checks and having sex.
raaaaaaandy coming in.
dj says,“odds are on him getting the job done.”
thanks dj!
it is what it is......
Cooper - I need you.
Put down that scotch and soda.
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randy's middle name is duane.
so for you scoring at home, that was randall duane williams.
that’s a pretty badass name.
Cashing checks and having sex.
If only we had a righty out of the pen like this Green kid.
We’d be in 1st place!
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
That was a pretty big moth
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Always with the potty moth, H2.
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poly moth?
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
yeah youre right
Ozzie IS and idiot.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Being he the amount of pitches he threw tonight before giving up the HR
I think he’d still have been rested for tonight
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Bobby saying I want a save opportunity
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
He knows he has to get 2 more guys on... he's aware of the rules
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Don't tell him that - than he'd go for the Liney win
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
BM has his quirks, but I don't think he's that bad.
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Come on Bobby
Outs please.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
There's 2... now it gets scary
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Pepper Pot?
So Pedroia is Tony Stark’s girlfriend?
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Back to perfectly
mediocre
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game last year.
by NorthSidePaulie on Aug 27, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions
if the sox don't take the division, i'd like to see them end the season with perfect mediocrity
81-81, .500 on the road, .500 at home, .500 against the east, west and central. last 10: 5-5. then we can find some harmony in mediocrity.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 27, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow - didn't think he'd get that ---- ova
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
And all alone in second place!
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game last year.
by NorthSidePaulie on Aug 27, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions
3-5.
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Sox are 15-8 or so when I watch
WGN/National Broadcast, they did have a losing streak at some point that pissed me off though
Nice catch by Kotsay to end the game
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
in keeping with the Monty Python references
yahweh smiles on us
Don't quote me
by Moral Narcissist on Aug 27, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Thats a good brisket!
Screw you, monkeyboy, Imma goin Home!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 27, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
It feels like august has been far worse than 11-13 so far.
if they pull a 14-14 aug out of their asses I would smile. even a 13-15 wouldn’t be terrible.
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I have so many people to thank
I ate tiny desserts tonight
that’s how classy people dp
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