Bronx and Blue
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hey, i've got an idea.
fuck you nick swisher.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
by BuehrleMan on Aug 28, 2009 5:31 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm waiting to see if you learned your posting lessons. Not often Cheat calls out a miscreant like you.
Hee.
(or did I confuse you with someone else? Hee again. )
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 28, 2009 5:37 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
As for Swisher...
He can go back to hell, eh?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 28, 2009 5:38 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Almost puncuated. By 2010 I think you'll have it down.
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— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 28, 2009 5:41 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
looks like rain. you know who i blame?
fucking nick swisher.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
Well, this whole "due" business is really in our favor tonight. burls is "due" for a win, and CC is "due" for a loss.
sorry Chiburb I'm not 18.
With 2.
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— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 28, 2009 5:49 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
With 2 Thome HR. You could look it up.
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by Chiburb on Aug 28, 2009 5:50 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
sorry... you have to be wrong. 1 HR per 14.34 AB. last homerun was 7 days ago vs. BAL. hes due for a half a homerun.
baseball-reference.com… it exists.
sorry Chiburb I'm not 18.
blame it on the vitamins.
if heart won baseball games, we'd all be in the show.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
man I told you I'm off that shit!!! had a beer and something else when I got home after a stressful day but I blame it on my SABR fail.
sorry Chiburb I'm not 18.
Look up Thome vs CC.
And go ah-ha.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
See, this is the problem.
If some guy on tv says it you learn. If somebody here says it you flail and remain ignorant.
We’re only trying to help.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
no I actually tried to learn something from you saying that... I checked some references, did some math, etc.
Dunno how to check pitching matchups yet because I missed that day of sabr 101.
sorry Chiburb I'm not 18.
jackkoho, don't worry. i am NOT here to help.
if heart won baseball games, we'd all be in the show.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
.
if heart won baseball games, we'd all be in the show.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Rain Delay Theater
a compilation of pictures in which Nick Swisher looks like a gay.
FUCK
NICK
SWISHER
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
this is missing a picture of him doing the hand gesture that he invented this year with johnny damon.
sorry Chiburb I'm not 18.
That just made me have that throw up that comes up and get caught in your throat
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Well at least some throw up is better than what he has caught in his throat
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Sorry, but shirtless Swisher makes me go "Mmmm, eye candy"
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
flagged.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
Yes.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Aug 28, 2009 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Phony tats but the bod's still hot
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
That one's all I've got, so I'd lose anyway
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Props for playing the game!
Nicely done.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
815?
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
could be? like there are so many dudes who look like this that you can't tell?
somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and i want to know whose name is on the handle!
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
again thankful i never stopped on the way to/fro school in madison.
somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and i want to know whose name is on the handle!
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Great that you noticed that.
Study the next tattoo boy for us and report back about his cock ring, will you? ;)
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hey, now you're asking 815 out on dates too?!?
if heart won baseball games, we'd all be in the show.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Just for his book reports.
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I remember when you were sweet and innocent.
Now? Hubba hubba.
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— Leo Durocher
Everyone ages himself compared to you.
HH gets it.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
Our lead of hero!
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
* off...
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Got em right where we want em!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
ALREADY???
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Needs a rest, maybe Rios can pitch
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
They are crushing the ball off him
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 28, 2009 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Man - this looks like BP
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
you suck swisher.
fuck you.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
haha
nice dive swish!
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
HAHAHA!!!
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Aug 28, 2009 6:28 PM CDT reply actions
right size
wrong shape.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
Dye and Rios
Hit Sabathia well.
'09 White Sox - Too many brain cramps.
hope springs eternal. except when it doesn't.
if heart won baseball games, we'd all be in the show.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions
rios not looking hitterish.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
jeff kellogg is 0-2.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
Got our work cut out for us tonight.
'09 White Sox - Too many brain cramps.
are there seriously this many rich ppl in new york that are baseball fans that they can pack this stadium? the ticket prices amaze me.
sorry Chiburb I'm not 18.
Expense accounts. Entertaining clients.
Your tax dollars at work. Or at least mine.
Btw, just noticed your sig. If not, what was your excuse again?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
pretty new to the sport. never played it.
started watching in ’06 to pass the time when i was living with my parents, became interested, been watching full time for a couple years now… learning more every year. This year, for instance, I learned about disco demolition. and how to make a fanshot. much to the chagrin of the SSS community.
sorry Chiburb I'm not 18.
TARP: The Assholes Need Pampering
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
The Assholes Require Pampering. Fixed.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
buehrle not throwing enough strikes.
or throwing too many balls. either way.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
where is baines at? some white guy coaching 1st?
Confucious say "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
my 1st base coach is white!
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
Team play has scared Harold white
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Any statue can do it. Probably Fisk.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
baltimore.
if heart won baseball games, we'd all be in the show.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
so fucking cheap.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
Yeah. Maybe our lefties can do it? Nah.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
too bad our lefties have too much integrity to take the cheapies. :-(
if heart won baseball games, we'd all be in the show.
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Bleh
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
We're winning!
We’re only losing by one run, right? So we’re winning.
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no.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
So 2 runs means we're losing.
What’s the vig?
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Inge dinger. DET up 1-0.
Tampa sucks.
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"Mark doesn't have good stuff tonight."
Thank you for that, Stoney. I would NEVER have figured that out by myself.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Strikes, Mark.
'09 White Sox - Too many brain cramps.
So Cowley was on the radio this afternoon reporting Jose is most likely the starter tomorrow
(Figured this game is soon to be over and DJ will be in adding truth to the above)
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
heard the same. something about them having to drop somebody from the 40 man roster in order to bring up Hudson.
Confucious say "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
more explanation, please.
somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and i want to know whose name is on the handle!
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Hudson wasn't on the 40 man roster to begin the season.
So to bring him up you would have to remove someone from the 40 man roster and put Hudson on it. That guy would then have to clear waivers in order to be outrighted to charlotte…or in wise’s case Speedway
Confucious say "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
so what did that have to do with contreras starting tomorrow?
they’re going to start him tomorrow and then bounce him?
somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and i want to know whose name is on the handle!
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
the only other option was calling up torres or hudson
with hudson being the top dog in AAA. or giving it to crackso or hosee….who has been just brilliant in august
Confucious say "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
much better. thank you.
somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and i want to know whose name is on the handle!
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
not if the player has options and I believe the Lil bridge does?
Regardless, they could put someone on the DL
Lil is your only infield backup with Getz on DL
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
If Nick Green can pitch,
Linebrink can play the infield.
'09 White Sox - Too many brain cramps.
I think its more about dropping someone from the active roster
Be easy if they’d just release Jose… then they could shuffle players up and down
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
A lot of jack to eat.
Not yet.
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Not really - most of the season is already paid... I thought that too
Is a couple mil worth blowing the very slim chance to make playoffs worth it
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
It's expensive, as a per-game cost.
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But its a cost already blown... unless you truly think he has something to give
Of course the cost of buying the minor league contracts constantly can add up too
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
This makes no sense. Why bring up Hudson (3-2700) if Jose is starting?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
Jose starting because they did not clear someone to bring Hudson up
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Also, because he can actually beat the Spanks.
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Lets hope... or lets hope its for more than 3 innings
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
id personally rather see donn pall
Confucious say "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
pound sand swisher.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
So everyone is at Yankee Stadium tonight, I guess.
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or are under 50 (or over 15--sorry, jackkoho) and actually out on a friday night.
and don’t give me any shit; it’s only 5 here.
somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and i want to know whose name is on the handle!
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions
FTS
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FKTS to you, OPOS.
somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and i want to know whose name is on the handle!
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Get a room, you two.
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That's hot.
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sigh.
somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and i want to know whose name is on the handle!
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
he's the worst!
somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and i want to know whose name is on the handle!
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
farmio just busted out the "he's dealing."
how long before the “tip your hat?”
somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and i want to know whose name is on the handle!
sabathia already has his own hat tipped enough for all of us
thug
Confucious say "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
you had me before the "thug" cheap shot.
somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and i want to know whose name is on the handle!
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Didn't you know? He's the Iverson of MLB.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
Cornrows and tats.
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CC and MB having quite the battle
6-6 after 3. Oops make that 7ks for CC. MB can come back and give up a few more hits in the bottom half
by Duck99 on Aug 28, 2009 7:07 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
every batter that doesn't strike out
i count as a moral victory.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
That ball didn't look like a single off the bat.
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maybe the infield was in.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
more likely that ramirez was out of position
Confucious say "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
ozzie/joey
tell him where to be i would think.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
i'll bet they do now
after the first 10 errors
Confucious say "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
nice turn.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
nice to hear a monsoon is coming tomorrow
So we don’t see Mitre who I figured was the best/only chance for a win seeing as how MB looks like crap again. Any chance they push Mitre back so that Joba the Hut can keep his innings down?
by Duck99 on Aug 28, 2009 7:15 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
If they never get a chance to warm up, it's possible.
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i'm sure there is a good chance...
plus they know guys like Nick Green can shut us down. Just put Jeter out there something.
by i_like_turtles on Aug 28, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
well they had swisher out there earlier in the season. wouldn't that just be great? swisher shutting us down.
sorry Chiburb I'm not 18.
i just thought of that
i bet he would love the opportunity as well
by i_like_turtles on Aug 28, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
See Q'sQrew Fanshot on the right rail for a Yank's perspective of their pitching
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
any chance they let us trade contreras for mitre
and he starts for us tomorrow?
Confucious say "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
buehrle leading all mlb in inducing double plays.
with 25. (GIDP i assume)
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
Sabathia starting tomorrow, also.
'09 White Sox - Too many brain cramps.
Rios swings at ball four...
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And ball 5
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
dj and farmio kept saying it was a change
but tv said it was 92.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
sid finch?
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
sid fernandez.
somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and i want to know whose name is on the handle!
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Sidd.
Look is up, OPOS.
FSF.
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look is up?
like fucking nick swisher?
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LOL.
I am immigrant. Look is up. Up is down.
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Since he rarely plays, don't think it will be an issue
Hey Hawk – if you know the issue, please tell walk and Alex
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
they will trot him out there
too much money involved
by i_like_turtles on Aug 28, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
you just got an awesome face paint job, my friend.
somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and i want to know whose name is on the handle!
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey Rios! How does Anderson's doghouse fit?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
He has the same swing.
A little less pathetic looking, but not by much.
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on the plus side, he can't pop everything up if he doesn't hit it at all.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
swings at ball four
then misses strike three right down the middle….nice
Confucious say "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
Shorter contract and cheaper for MB... might be amusing too
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
ozzie and bradley would be a great combo
by i_like_turtles on Aug 28, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Include AJ
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
That's the talk
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Beckham's glove ain't slumping.
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I never thought he would look this much better this quickly. Didn't seem possible.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
Rios is looking out towards CF while swinging
Good lord he looks horrible. I’m sure Walk will have him fixed in no time
by Duck99 on Aug 28, 2009 7:24 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Not to dig on Walk - since we never do that here...
But why has Rios’s number tanked so badly since getting here… is this a slump because of the change, or is there a different issue, like the pregame prep. It can’t be the pre-game because Walk is the first in the stadium
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Well. That was a terrific pitch for nothing.
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not funny alexei.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
Ehh, whatever.
Really, let’s not pretend we can win this game. That only makes it hurt more..
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
oh god
this douche again.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
Is this like his 9th at bat?
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Hey, I recognize this guy!
Steve Fisher!
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
Fuck Steve Fisher.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
Swisher's due for a backwards K.
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And that should've been it.
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there it was.
fuck.
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3-0 Tiggers on a bloop.
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5-0.
FML.
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are we just at the point where we accept a sox loss, but hope that Det doesn't pull away?
by i_like_turtles on Aug 28, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
Now 6-0.
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As in "I love you, you love me,
we’re a happy family"?
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No frame of reference.
What do you expect?
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??
Must not be a movie I’ve ever seen.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Ocean's 11, perhaps.
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Oh. Nope.
I am not a George Clooney fan.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
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Wow, really?
Seems hard to dislike him.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
The smartass quotient goes to 11
when the season’s end is staring us in the face, doesn’t it?
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nail in the coffin
det 5 TB 0. season is now over. at least we can beat the cubs
YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD YES!
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im with ya
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Aug 28, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
You find that information irrelevant to the White Sox?
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
no but I find "nail in the coffin" type comments annoying as fuck when im trying to watch this game that we are still in.
sorry Chiburb I'm not 18.
Fucking kids.
On both ends. Man up.
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They are - in absolutely no way whatsoever - interfering with your ability to watch this game.
Don’t be an asshole. You dislike a thread, ignore it.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
A pack, yes.
Not to each other.
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Oprah's.
She lives in Chicago, too.
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Well, that has merit.
“Don’t be a censor.” Fixed.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
No.
Some of us have DET/TAM on because of location. And if your magic # is 42, or whatever the hell, it matters.
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but we can't hit
and when we do…we can’t drive them in
by i_like_turtles on Aug 28, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
nice snab.
gold glove.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
Damn he's smooth.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
They can't - MN already won it
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Just keeping score.
Don’t shoot the fucking messenger.
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I know there is a conversation earlier in this thread,
but that conversation is somewhat confusing..
Do we know who is officially starting tomorrow?
Mitre.
Matters not who starts for us.
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Web site lists To Be Deteremined... not sure of his stats (rumor is Jose)
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
I wonder why the second baseman doesn't play on the other side of the bag when Nix is up.
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Extensive work with Walker
sort of explains the slump
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Becks hand slamming the bat - better get him some rest
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He'd be the one. He's locked in lately.
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Locked up
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
you guys nailed that one.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Had a 1-in-4 shot.
At least we are playing the game!
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290 lbs. Hahahaha!
And I’m 185.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
x
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Using an "X" for the subject line.
Clever. And appreciated.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
Beckham will be hitting .250 by the end
Of the roadie if Ozzie doesn’t sit him down. Its so fucking obvious.
by Duck99 on Aug 28, 2009 7:46 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
who will play 3rd?
Lilli will come in and play 2nd?
by i_like_turtles on Aug 28, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
He'll sit when Getz getz back.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
Or when Fields comes up in September, perhaps?
I don’t know how call-ups work.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
That would be some infield.... Nix, Ram, Lil
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Bring Fields up to play first and we are set
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
with Contreras pitching you have record breaking potential
by i_like_turtles on Aug 28, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
So...
Contreras, Castro, Fields, Lil, Ram, Nix, Pods, Kotsay, Rios, Dye
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Nix - just 1 day and the Getz will be back
He just needs a day. Today would have been perfect with the big storm coming Sat
by Duck99 on Aug 28, 2009 7:49 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
especially tomorrow vs. Mitre
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
yeah molina
try a bunt. you fucking tool.
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Yankees have a soup bowl promotion?
Wonder if they planned it when there were bread lines in the financial district.
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ah, good thing they're at wrigley this weekend
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 28, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
that groundout just saved us from hawk blowing Jeter again
verbally molesting him
another shameful performance by buehrle.
he just doesn’t know how to win.
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shameful? not really. our offense is shameful
Confucious say "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
Woooooooooooosh
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
Well it's been a pleasure for me
to watch Jeter ground out to Alexei
so I don’t have to listen to Hawk suck Jeet’s wang chung anymore.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
Cap tipping!
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
if the sox lose this game, i will tip my cap.
if they win i will eat my cap.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
If they lose the division, I will bust a cap... in my ass.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
if they win the division
i will bust my load on your cap
by i_like_turtles on Aug 28, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Pre-ass or post-ass?
You better be awfully cute sir.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
j.d. with an extra base hit!!!
somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and i want to know whose name is on the handle!
how many pitches does cc have. do we have a chance at someoen else in the 8th inning?
sorry Chiburb I'm not 18.
The next pitcher we're seeing is named Mariano.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
i know, thats why i was hoping against all hope that we could somehow get someone else in the 8th.
sorry Chiburb I'm not 18.
fial?
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
93 as of right now. LINEBRINK=GAME OVER
Confucious say "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
linebrink!
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Liney sighting
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
ozzie going to make rios bunt?
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lol
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
was not a strike
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
agreed.
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sweet.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
RIOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Rios ---- double!!!
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Rios is still a faggot
he just got lucky
_
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
America! FUCK YEAH!
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
Unlike you, ma'am.
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3 flags.
Maybe consider a different way to express your opinion.
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Rios, clutch????
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
No - he sucks.
See thread comments above. Will be booed in the Cell.
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time for alexei to prove what's his name wrong again.
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Lazy reference. How appropriate.
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man on 2nd and 3rd with nobody out?
i dont like our chances of scoring again
ducks on the pond bitch!
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Sox haven't struck out in a while.
Setting up nicely for it.
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Too lazy to hit it out of the infield
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Better bling.
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
"Thornton warming with Linebrink"
“The Sox have deemed it suitable to use their good reliever.”
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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wow that sucked
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
But of course.
Nice baserunning, Rios.
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yep
should be on 3rd.
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same difference
fuck!
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
Yeah, what was he thinking over on 2nd
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just trying to fit in.
mid season form!
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seriously. wtf? DUMB!
Rios has to be at 3rd there!
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by SkanchoDanza on Aug 28, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Q should still be on third though
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Nixie!!!!!!!!!!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
mother...
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rios is to blame for that.
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Of COURSE Rios' bad baserunning comes back to haunt them.
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GB is due....(just had an energy bar too!)
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by BobbySouthSide on Aug 28, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Beckham time!!!! Come on!!!!
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Sounds good to me
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molina needs to shut up.
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how bad was the call?
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Smart move
Swung through it before.
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really?
strike?
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HELL YES, BECKS!
somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and i want to know whose name is on the handle!
dammit!
somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and i want to know whose name is on the handle!
Cox fired! G-dammit!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
What? What?
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Sending that speed around... new coaching staff next year please!!!!
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Savior'd
"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."
When's the last time a Sox runner plowed over a catcher?
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Nellie.
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AJ on Barret?
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by SkanchoDanza on Aug 28, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Chappas
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
what is cox/sox doing? 2 guys thrown out at the plate in one inning? that is fucking disgusting.
nice to see beckham come through though. so much for the jagwods that wanted him benched today for lillibridge…. really? lillibridge? whoever suggested that is a fucking tool.
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Cox = Cora = Shines
when did we last have a third base coach that wasnt a jack ass?
sending Castro there? really?
With Thome on deck?
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
oh
then sending him was the right thing to do?
WTF?
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
No, I agree sending him was wrong
Just funny that thome 3 PAs against Sabathia, 3Ks
Don't blame Shines - never had a runner to send home
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Razor is OK in my book.
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He was hillarious at SoxFest
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Swisher =/= Ichiro.
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ball wasnt deep at all.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
and its FUCKING RAMON CASTRO
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
We tied it up.
Focus on the +. Let it go until the recap.
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Not sure I get your meaning.
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trying to school the teacher? tsk tsk.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Was trying to be positive, looking ahead.
Not critiquing.
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i see what you tried to do there.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
FNS.
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castro was out by 5 steps
shows you how fast he is
by i_like_turtles on Aug 28, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
he only had to throw the ball 120 ft.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
fuck him.
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And not even on a fly... in fact he could have rolled it there with Castro
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Jump around!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
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glad to see becks come through at the same time he breaks his slump
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definitely
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
93-95
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
he gone.
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haha
kellogg gets the yankees this time.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
Alexei didn't shy away from contact there.
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Didn't know it was coming
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
contact with the ball?
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by SkanchoDanza on Aug 28, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
no.
he let teixeira’s grounder hit him right in the belt buckle.
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A 1-2-3 , drama-free inning
Did other relievers take note?
Probably not.
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linebrink chicken scratched something down
prob can’t read it by the time he comes in
by i_like_turtles on Aug 28, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
he only faced damon, teixeira, and a-rod, though.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
please tell me this whoosh is uncalled for...
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
rios batcrack stare
did anybody else dig that half second stare rios gave to his subtly cracked bat on his wispy double? seems like he looked at the bat head throughout his first several steps…. whichis of course a productive thing to do…
and yes, those were some pain laden calls to run home but really… can we expect them to get driven in?? complicated.
cheers from new orleans y’all
Who dat?
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wheres kyle farnsworth when you need him?
if we keep playing like this you know we might mess around and win some games
YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD YES!
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on the royals.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
news flash thome strikes out
i cant wait til he’s gone.
by one 30th of a second on Aug 28, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions
and eqa and war and other acronyms too.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Sigh.
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and you were griping about the thread not having enough action...
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
The kids woke up.
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yah because we have so many suitable replacements for a guy
with an 892 OPS, 23 dingers and 75 rbi’s
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no good player has ever had a bad game. you know this.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Got home just in time
to see thome get the elusive strikeout cycle
Rudy and Vance weren't actual brothers!?
are you from the misc?
i think someone has the same username
by i_like_turtles on Aug 28, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
No one mentioned his XBH earlier.
Damned if you do…
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did so.
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Stand corrected - just saw it.
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Nobody remembers the good, only the bad and the ugly
by one 30th of a second on Aug 28, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions
And Ivory...
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Wait, it'd be irony if this were said in a dejected manner.
Which, upon further review, I’m guessing it isn’t.
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well dye could hit the bat...just not use it to hit the ball
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so dj am croaked eh?
i remember he provided me with a fine night of clubbing at Body English…. too bad.
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and after the second lease on life. too bad indeed.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
all the same, i'm still going to wait for my plane crash survival.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I have no desire to ever visit Evergreen Kia.
most. unattractive. ad. ever.
"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
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had to get on his horse to get that one.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
by e-gus on Aug 28, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
How's the foot?
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seems like it is raining in every city
delays everywhere
flash flood in atlanta today
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by oneloyaldawg on Aug 28, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Hopefully you are on a hill.
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Whats wrong with the yankees???
There the yankees!!!!
by one 30th of a second on Aug 28, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions
uhhh
god damn i never thought about it that hard but Randy is our next best
by i_like_turtles on Aug 28, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Tabasco? In high leverage?
Dotel. In front of many countrymen. Will rise to the top.
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what is wrong with jenks?
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by oneloyaldawg on Aug 28, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
He doesn't pitch well in non-save situations
Something something adrenaline something something.
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yeah, but the announcers specifically said he was not available
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by oneloyaldawg on Aug 28, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
They were talking about the game last month.
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If they save DJ, it sounds like he'll start tomorrow.
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by SkanchoDanza on Aug 28, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
doesnt make sense
id rather contreras start. he’s got the best chance of going deep into the game whether anyone likes it or not.
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suck it swisher.
fuck you.
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here is how i see it
Linebrink = 3 runs
Dotel = 1-2 solo home runs
Pena = 1 run
Jenks = 1 run
Pretty good fight, though.
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fuck him.
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Well of course. That goes without posting.
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not by me it doesn't.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
hellz yeah! big ups, bro.
and fuck nick swisher.
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by SkanchoDanza on Aug 28, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck Nick Swisher
and his mom… and his moms fantasy team
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by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 28, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Thorny working hard tonight.
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41 pitches so far.
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thornton should come out for the 9th. What do we have to lose.
by one 30th of a second on Aug 28, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
thornton's arm.
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anybody else and we lose the game
by one 30th of a second on Aug 28, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Fail.
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35 games.
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Great fucking outing by Thornton.
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he's got ________.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
an arm like a freight train.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
please pick up your parting gift, which may or may not include a dead fish, on your way out.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Ohhhh, red snapper!
Very tasty!
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I feel old,
since I have no idea WTF you are saying.
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It's from '89.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KezvwARhBIc
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wu was too busy doing lines off of ru paul's ass.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have never seen UHF.
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you should watch it.
its really funny.
did you know the turtle is natures suction cup?
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
jeez, Q getting worked over in that corner.
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he gone.
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Beautiful.
That deserves the win, fellas.
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Thorndoggy Dogg
get this man a W.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
No problem,
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He earned his pay tonight. Nice outing.
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he's earned that $1.325 mill a few times over, i'd say
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
detroits 2-6 hitters tonight
0 for 16. yet they still lead 6-1. must be nice
Confucious say "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
Q needs a home run for his birthday
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
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Closer for the home team pitching in the 9th of a tie game.
What is Girardi DOING??
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rivera is always adrenalized.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
He's not tired?
Does he have 2 pitches, at least?
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home is the time to do it, rather than on the road.
he hopes the offense takes care of bidness in the bottom.
that’s how i’d do it.
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by SkanchoDanza on Aug 28, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
If Thornton is a pinata, and his arm falls off, what spills out?
i say magic… or bacon… magic and bacon, most likely.
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Pure testosterone.
And hair. Lots of hair.
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hairball pic coming in 3...2...1...
jussssssst kidding.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
if some of bacon lived inside of him, that would explain his goodness at pitching the baseball.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I just hope Hudson is here to pick up the magic and bacon when it happens.
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by SkanchoDanza on Aug 28, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
its a good thing that we picked up that big ass rios contract.
by one 30th of a second on Aug 28, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions
SSH?
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that makes 2 of you.
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Linebrink is still warming.
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it'll never take.
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and we go on awaiting invest 94
that was a hell of a thorndog showing. brilliant post a few ago about the new game show “WWTA”—what would they allow… good guesses all…. i think contreras should get his first fireman’s effort here..
what WAS rios doing on second when Q was not running into the catcher?
and to ‘winning ugly’… WhoDat indeed.. i watch games sometimes here at markys bar with a guy who, like me , was at the ’83 game when we beat seattle to clinch the AL west in -what??-mid july it seemed??…winnin ugly good ole days….
Juice Cruz scoring the winning run on a sac fly.
Good times.
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i was also at that game in 83.
and the clincher in 93 (Bo’s homer also vs. Seattle) and the Blackout game. Aren’t I special? And no I don’t mean special ed you fucktards.
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83? what were you, like 4?
and Im sure you had your little helmet on.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
not quite 4... but i remember 83 pretty well surprisingly.
it is these memories that cause me to misspell words I should have been learning in preschool
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Brit Burns pitching his ass off
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he will prevent me
from having to eat my cap.
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Oh God no
Does Ozzie WANT to lose this game?
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nix!
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Molina's never faced Linebrink, so he'll probably be the one to hit it
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
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it's sad that we've gotten past the not ha ha funny...
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Prince doesn't have the adrenaline.
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that was actually a good pitch.
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Linebrink's good for two outs.
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fucksticks. i just walked in the door from the airport to see e-gus on the mound
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by thatshortkid on Aug 28, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
he's not throwing out the first pitch until...oh, i lovewhatyoudidthere.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
its not me
I have two pitches
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
you only get to use one on 9/9
make sure it’s not the one Linebrink throws
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i dont know, that might be cool.
Id be the first ceremonial first pitcher to give up a home run.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
sorry, been out of the loop. but what's on 9/9?
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by thatshortkid on Aug 28, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I(the wife actually) won the jim beam sweepstakes thing.
I get to throw out the first pitch and 4 tix to the jim beam club.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Talk some sense into Buehrle when you're getting your picture taken.
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aw man I hope its Buehrle
If its Liney, Im going all Bill Murray and chucking it into the seats.
this contest
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
WOW. sweet! started practice?
should we start taking “on the fly / on a bounce” bets like vegas did with obama?
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by thatshortkid on Aug 28, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Think gus' wife will loan him some mom jeans?
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 28, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
dude.
thats what she said to do. Mom jeans and buy the same exact wind breaker.
lol. i might have to do that.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
I want to see a Linebrink jersey.
Or maybe “LINEBROKE”
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that would be hilarious.
Ill start growing hte goatee back tomorrow.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
if i do that, then Id have to throw it like 12 feet on purpose.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Or throw it, curse, and walk toward the Sox dugout with your head down.
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gold.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
But you have to do the whiplash neck thing, first.
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bring some prop bricks to shit
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Don't forget the bricks.
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aw hell
im fucked if we’re having the same ideas.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Don't worry.
I still think you look more like PK.
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enough time to grow the goatee back out?
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by thatshortkid on Aug 28, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I think so.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Thornton takes out his Ozzie voodoo doll...
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while we are stressing....
… is anyone else still vaguely bitter about the bullshit call (non) when seattle batter stepped on home on the suicide squeeze to end the sweep in the playoffs in—-2000?? i forget…99?? anyway— that sucked… the announcers noted it, it was clear and horrible.. and then it was over… and that is what we get got for scoring negative 7 runs during that playoff series in which we had the hoomefield throughtout if i aam not drunk or mistaken.. lets go zephyrs!!! and bacon
i almost had a boe jourma picture posting-induced seizure trying to read this in one take.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
i wouldn't bother.
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oooh
close.
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Oh yeah. Damon's a good candidate.
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FREE BASEBALL
liney looked pooty goo.
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Wow...okay then
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Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
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He was on verge of saying THIS GAME IS OVA
Can you blame him?
Linebrink Survives!
wow that was tense lol. linebrink is becoming the new kyle farnsworth. 3-6 record…..damn and how many games back are we?
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i'm still trying to figure out what was wrong with Corky Miller
why did we get rid of him? Clubhouse reasons?
Kept clogging the toilet
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by Brush Back on Aug 28, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Damaso Marte? Heh.
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Marte was good for the Sox. He'd be a hell of an upgrade over any of the
goobers we currently run out there on an every night basis.
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Riiiiight.
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he struggled for a half of a season
other than that he was the best reliever we had in a long long time before him.
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He was Javy'ed out of town and will not be invited back to SoxFest or fantasy camp.
He is dead to me.
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i still say we should have kept him.
A) It would have saved us from Mackowiak
B) he went on to do better than Cotts did after 05
C) He’s dominican which means he is one of my favorites.
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No way we would ever have kept him.
Ozzie hated him more than Swisher,
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but not more than Maggs
or El Caballo
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Gets angrier with Hispanics.
Seems more disappointed when they let him down.
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come on bacon
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Tiggers win 6-2.
Need this game.
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Bruney is good
but hes no Nick Green
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
predictions on how many innings this game lasts:
i will take 12
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
Randy hasn't been walked off yet
So I agree.
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what inning are they in?
10th? I say 10.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
you couldnt find a bigger picture?
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
low strike there
thank you.
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fucked his shit up right there
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Wow - that was too close
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mercy.
thought that was gone.
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pshew
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
i do so love one pitch outs.
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where was that 2-0?
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you're in the wrong room, friend.
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by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
wait, wu's still around. my bad.
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don't care for girardi.
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Neither did the Marlins.
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shit
thats twice.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Means you are maturing, young man.
Welcome to adulthood.
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never.
/turns on playstation
/cranks rock n roll
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
admittedly its a ps2
x box?
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Jeff, Jeff Loria?
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Cowley tweet:
Please, anyone but Swish. The taste himself factor would be through the roof.
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sort of funny.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
So 8 straight balls to put the winning run in scoring position
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Matsui has been on fire.
I’d walk him, too.
Now FNS…
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Come ooooooooonnnnnnnnnnn
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Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
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pitch around swisher to get to cano
White Sox baseball.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDY
throw a strike.
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fuck cano i drafted him early last year in my fantasy league
and he sucked. I don’t like him.
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you were off by a year
I think its hilarious you are out of innings in the SSS league, by the way.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Racist.
And you say you love Dominicans. Expand your horizons.
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come on Randy, you can get him out
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Boone Logan is warming in the Braves bullpen
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
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Walk off HR - thus ends another fine outing... ova and out... of it (FNS!)
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Welp, that's the game
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yeah.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
nah
its been over
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
we had a nine-outer before tonight...now we pretty much need a miracle river gut-shot
2009: Not with a bang but a whimper.
Jenks?
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Who is this Jenks you speak of?
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
his guy is probably the same as your guy.
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Michael Turner
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Orton
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 28, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
More eye candy for HH
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nah. the wrestler's a little too old.
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Wasn't this Cheat's favorite show?
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Dawson's Creek, not Gilmore Girls.
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Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Maybe not accurate, but serious.
But I believe that’s the show.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Im not cryin'
its just been raining, on my face.
and if I was crying its not because of you.
Its because of a friend of mine who is dying
thats right dying
i’ve been chopping onions
im cooking a lasagna(for one)
noo im not crying
Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."
3rd place and sub .500... your 2009 White Sox
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Has that now completed out bullpen - have they all blown a game?
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
That brings back lots of memories. Excellent.
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
And the brown dirt cowboy.
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
Gotta love talk radio - Trade MB for Big Z... oh my god! Something has to be done.
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Time for a new coaching staff - Oz and Coop stay... eveyone else... gone!
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
seconded.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 28, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
He can take over for Minnie... I loved him as a player, but what does he really do?
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
he provides me the opportunity to yell
“PUT UP HAROLD”… when the sox go to their shit ass bench
Kenwo4life=ratings
Frank Thomas = Greatest hitting coach of all time
Just beating out Jim Rice, Barry Bonds, and Jeff Kent
they say the great hitters aren't good coaches
because it came so easy to them. Kind of like how I can’t tell you guys how to pick up chicks because to me it was easy ;)
Kenwo4life=ratings
Self pat - but I don't think its his back
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
Baines?
You BASTARD.
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
Same exact thought as KenWo?
I’m off to Dachau.
We’re a pack of a-holes. And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site... continues.
the fuck did nieves do?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 28, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
would they get off marte... he's been hurt all year
i can’t wait til he shuts the sox down tomorrow. jagoff Garfien doesn’t know what in the hell he’s talking about.
Kenwo4life=ratings
Jose named the starter
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
this can only end one way.
fuck nick swisher.
i have an exceeding and slightly hyperbolic hatred of nick swisher. you may think you hate him more than i do, but you would be wrong.
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