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The Ramon Castro era was fun, I know I enjoyed it.

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."

by jc2313 on Aug 31, 2009 12:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Mark Buehrle Perfect Game Final Destination continues

Everybody’s dead… except Mark Buehrle! IT’S JUST LIKE THAT FUCKING MOVIE

¡signature!

by billyok on Aug 31, 2009 12:27 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

Maybe you haven't seen him pitch since the perfecto.

He’s on life support.

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i prefer the bogeyman

more tiger-woods, less john travolta.

by Hatchetm on Aug 31, 2009 12:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Boogeyman.

That what we called it in the olden days. And it’s good enough today!

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

seriously...

how can you be afraid of a guy shakin his booty to the Bee Gees in a white leisure suit?

by Hatchetm on Aug 31, 2009 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i doubt they will acquire 14 more.

somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and i want to know whose name is on the handle!

by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2009 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A bouquet of catchers.

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and secretaries that are not really secretaries

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 31, 2009 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

With the Marvel acquisition I am getting Sue Storm to work for me.

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

All we need is a bouquet of pitchers

and we’ll have colin’s dream.

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You are much more of a flowery writer than me.

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's my favorite baseball writer.

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joe Pos

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."

by e-gus on Aug 31, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

Other than columns what has he written? (I’m not being a wiseacre – does he have books published?)

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have you read it?

If so, what did you think? Since they were huge during my formative years (and had quite the cast of characters) he’s got good subject matter that would interest me.

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

TY.

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's being promoted, ya know.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 31, 2009 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he also did a book about the negro leagues

and buck o’neil thats pretty good.

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."

by e-gus on Aug 31, 2009 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

TY.

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

or 9/15.

of course, it’s already sitting on my shelf. where does this shit some from?

by larry on Aug 31, 2009 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Amazon has it being released 9/15.

Where did you get yours?

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's just them lulling you into a false sense of security

eventually, one of these days when you least expect it, that book-shaped package will be CHESSFU home-brewed mail bomb.

by The Cheat on Aug 31, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that would not surprise me at all.

of course, my wife opens all of my mail. i’m not stupid.

by larry on Aug 31, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

heads up move there.

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."

by e-gus on Aug 31, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so you preordered and already have it?

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."

by e-gus on Aug 31, 2009 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow. thats crazy.

is it any good?
I am forbidden to buy it since Im pretty sure the wife is getting it for me for my b-day.

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."

by e-gus on Aug 31, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

does this happen to you a lot?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 31, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what to who?

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."

by e-gus on Aug 31, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

to larry - shit just showing up

announced to him in the mail.

I’ve had to order baby formula 3 times in the past month because they send it USPS and it gets lost. I don’t have to pay for it, but it is getting a little ridiculous. I’m thinking larry might be the black hole where everything ends up…

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 31, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats whats in his briefcase!

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."

by e-gus on Aug 31, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so the editor gig has some perks!

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."

by e-gus on Aug 31, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

czheck

somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and i want to know whose name is on the handle!

by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2009 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

+1

You should’ve seen angryandy’s latest. U-God called it “epic”.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 31, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

right rail?

is it still there?

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."

by e-gus on Aug 31, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope. I hided it 22 minutes after he posted. Wasn't in the mood yesterday after the game.

Know what I mean?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 31, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ah. party pooper.

I wouldve liked to tell him where to stick it.
could have used a vent yesterday.
know what I mean?

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."

by e-gus on Aug 31, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Indeed. My reply to U-G was "fuck this shit" though.

Reminded me of when SSH finally got zapped. Just the wrong time and place for an Ozzie rant.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 31, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I unhid just now, since I never saw it

I don’t agree with him, but he’s entitled to an opinion (within reason)

by The Cheat on Aug 31, 2009 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's like china after the arrest of the gang of four.

of course, tiananmen square followed soon after so don’t get too relaxed, people.

by larry on Aug 31, 2009 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you should probably give me cloak power

so I can read the secret stuff.

Its a real safe bet Id never actually hide anything.

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."

by e-gus on Aug 31, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe you should be an editor.

then maybe we’d have content on this site.

by larry on Aug 31, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sure why not.

you can never have too many cooks in the pot…

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."

by e-gus on Aug 31, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so no more naked spiderman?

thats a tall order.

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."

by e-gus on Aug 31, 2009 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just thought of something.

Wasn’t MLB considering putting Spidey webs on the bases one year as a marketing ploy? Ah, the possibilities are endless with the cross-sell oppo’s through the Mouse/ESPN.

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never ask.

Now you are at the back of the line. When you ask, you probably cannot be trusted with being judicious.

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's usually how it works...

but sometimes I just say ‘Fuck it! Why not?’

by The Cheat on Aug 31, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bring 'em on, I say.

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Getting a little heavy on the "cloak", OPOS.

Let the kids vent.

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck em. School started. And his short bus was waiting.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 31, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chi-NA!

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

abuse@sbnation.com

tell ’em larry caused it.

by larry on Aug 31, 2009 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

your're the reason those little league kids

are gonna get their tiny nuts cut off when they land back in Beijing?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 31, 2009 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

won't they just fly to taiwan?

somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and i want to know whose name is on the handle!

by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2009 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope - they have to meet with the mothership

first and pray for forgiveness. Probably lose a nut and also the right to have more than 0.76 children.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 31, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cut off?

How do you think those 26 year-old men stay so small?

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

global warming

somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and i want to know whose name is on the handle!

by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

something to do with "nut binding"

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 31, 2009 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i just want you guys to know

that while I was in china, I could not access this site for about 10 of the 30 days I was there.

by soxshenanigans on Aug 31, 2009 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

part-time censors, eh? recession hitting hard everywhere.

"i don’t use those metrics. i watch them play." fjm. and i don't mean fire.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2009 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wu

it was straight up awful

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Aug 31, 2009 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, that's at least 2, if not 3, flags.

Guess the OPOS did right by the site.

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so there's no record of it anywhere?

all of this talk is making all of us want to see it more!

somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and i want to know whose name is on the handle!

by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no dice. page no longer exists.

somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and i want to know whose name is on the handle!

by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2009 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can see it,

but I can see through cloaks. 8/30 date. It was not horriffic in the least – just calling Ozzie unprofessional for calling out his players. No swearing.

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

braggart

somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and i want to know whose name is on the handle!

by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2009 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Interesting shade of undergarments

you are wearing today. Puce?

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no need for french. pussy is just fine.

somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and i want to know whose name is on the handle!

by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I read it before it was cloaked.

I didn’t comment but you’re right, there was nothing I read that was offensive or controversial at all. Just an opinion expressed with a repeating paragraph. I frankly, couldn’t believe it was removed.

by mick10 on Aug 31, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because you've only been here a week.

What U-G said.

Frankly, mick dear, I don’t give a damn.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 31, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

they knows it when they sees it.

somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and i want to know whose name is on the handle!

by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

if you've read one fanpost of his

you’ve read them all. he did the thing where he types maybe 100 words before the jump, and then repeats them right after it so you read his crap 1.5 times.

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Aug 31, 2009 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree---send him to China.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 31, 2009 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It wasn't worth the read,

but I don’t find it “offensive”, just a waste of time. But I really don’t feel strongly enough to uncloak it.

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whic you were invited to do at the time.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 31, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

which

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 31, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't read it in time.

As mentioned, machts nichts.

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mark Harris

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 31, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The gay piano player on Howard Stern?

Oh, the dead guy.

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No one comes close. Period.

The Summer Game is the greatest collection of baseball writing in 50 years. Angell’s piece on Steve Blass —Gone for Good is heartwrenching. His profile of a scout is timeless. The last chapter ‘The Interior Stadium’ always brings me to tears. You know who’d agree with me? Veeck… We talked about it one spring in Sarasota when I doing a piece for SI. .

by RoyEgan on Aug 31, 2009 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here you had me

until you had to drop Veeck’s name. Fer Chrissakes.

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm. Sox are closer to Cleveland than Detroit.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 31, 2009 12:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

In the standings.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 31, 2009 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We're not Detroit!

But we’re closing in on Chicago!

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate that Detroit team

Cabrera has really turned it on for them, if he’s been acquired, would be playing third base for us and making tons of errors

by hoodlight on Aug 31, 2009 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Que?

Cabrera plays for Minny.

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

there's one on Detroit too

i hear he’s pretty good at hitting the baseball

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 31, 2009 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought cabrera was signed by arizona.

cheat differs, but i was never a fan.

by larry on Aug 31, 2009 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The one true Cabrera plays for Detroit

And he’s easily in the top 5 of hitters in the majors, possibly top 2 or 3 depending on how you look at it, so bitching about how well he’s doing doesn’t make much sense.

by Carbiner on Aug 31, 2009 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, you were pulling my leg from my pelvis, hoodster.

Cheeky Brit, you are.

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why you can't trust Jack McDowell's current baseball knowledge
How closely have you been following the White Sox?

I follow the whole game, not just the White Sox. I probably couldn’t tell you their Double A roster, but it takes all of five minutes to catch up with what’s going on at the big league level.

 http://www.chicagobusiness.com/cgi-bin/article.pl?page_id=2317&plckController=Blog&plckScript=blogScript&plckElementId=blogDest&plckBlogPage=BlogViewPost&plckPostId=Blog:f5555513-c950-4657-a93a-80db16fdf4adPost:41d7f18b-f208-48e6-a5e3-369c58f6aa0b&sid=sitelife.chicagobusiness.com&seenIt=1

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 31, 2009 12:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Das

“His “Black Jack on the White Sox” entries are a must-read if you’re a fan of the team and baseball in general. He doesn’t hold back on anything and everything.
"

by Carbiner on Aug 31, 2009 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he also doesn't closely follow the white sox' players either.
The Twins organization teaches its ballplayers HOW to play the game. The Twins will not have seen the defensive woes of the White Sox. Nor have they seen the lack of execution offensively, because they are taught how to get things done. They are taught to be team players rather than worrying about personal stats. And they don’t take plays off, let alone games! If you don’t buy into that philosophy, you are gone.

Teach baseball at its core in the lower minor league. You weed out the half-asses down there and go forward with gamers only. How tough can that actually be? This is a business, guys, make a simple business plan! No more missed cuts, missed bunts, not getting guys over, not getting guys in from third with less than two outs. The basics!

that’s real nice, jack. maybe since the white sox have two players who spent any appreciable time in the white sox minor league organization – and one is a pitcher – the organization is weeding out the shit.

by larry on Aug 31, 2009 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We need more gamers!

Lets get Darin Erstad and David Eckstein!

by Carbiner on Aug 31, 2009 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's a f*cking idiot.

The whole interview shows what a half-ass HE IS.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 31, 2009 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's no easy task to cover all of baseball. ask joe morgan.

somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and i want to know whose name is on the handle!

by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2009 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But Joe Morgan makes it look so effortless!

Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.

by homesickalien on Aug 31, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pittsburgh Dog!

You POS. How was the move?

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

excellent

most of the entries in his blog are great, but sometimes he will go off on a rant like above and it will make you doubt anything he says.

Lupe, release the balloons!

by LT_sox_fan on Aug 31, 2009 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stupid people are stupid

The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 31, 2009 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If there were ever a time you'd think we might not be

at a severe psychological disadvantage vs the Twinks, it would seem to be now. We ought to be loosey-goosy with the attitude like, “Hey, we’re out of it…..let’s spoil their season.” Moreover, besides the psychological stuff, we’re not exactly facing great starting pitching. Plus, aren’t we due for a little hitting and a little luck? Christ.

by dantesox on Aug 31, 2009 1:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Now that pretty much everyone has written the season off, we should sweep in the dome.

When we’re supposed to win, we lose. When we have no chance, we win. Can’t figure this team out at all. Detroit is getting their ass handed to them today. I’m calling a sweep in the dome and right back in the hunt by the end of the week.

by mick10 on Aug 31, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

YAAAAAY!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 31, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You must have Dr. Nick as your personal physician.

Sweep in the Dome. Sure. Just like we were going to go into BOS/NY and kick ass because we do better against the really “good” teams. Like AJ hitting >.400 against the top 10 pitchers in the league. All of the guys turn it up for the increased level of competition.

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hi everybody!

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Aug 31, 2009 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

mutters something about pictures and thousands of words

"i don’t use those metrics. i watch them play." fjm. and i don't mean fire.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2009 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe dantesox is his doctor.

"i don’t use those metrics. i watch them play." fjm. and i don't mean fire.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

While I'm here....

noticed in Perottos BP chat he thinks the Sox should have Alexei incenter, Rios in right and Beckham at short next year. I’m wondering if moves like that might not be dictated by what we can get on the free agent market or in trade as far as a productive offensive player. We do not have a good offense. Remember my plea for Bob Abreu? Well, he’s available and one possibility. But, I’m open to anybody who can provide offense.

by dantesox on Aug 31, 2009 1:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

amazing how even with the slump, dye is ops'ing only 3 points less than abreu.

where would he have played?

somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and i want to know whose name is on the handle!

by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 31, 2009 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I did not know that RF, CF, and IF were offensive positions.

Shows how much I know…

(And no, I’m not advocating for Alexei to move to CF, but I don’t think offense should be a part of the equation when deciding defensive position. Maybe I’m stating the obvious here, or maybe I’m fucking stupid. You be the judge.)

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Aug 31, 2009 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

layup

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 31, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're fucking stupid.

sorry. positional scarcity is kind of important.

thanks for the lay-up.

by larry on Aug 31, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like I said.

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Aug 31, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Since I missed this weekend's games, did FNS do anything especially despicable?

Today was a nice day to be out for a walk, look through the window of a restaurant at 2:30, and discover that the Sox started at noon.

by homesickalien on Aug 31, 2009 1:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

breathing

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 31, 2009 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, he was like, "Hey, guys, I'm Nick Swisher."

And then everyone was like, “Hey, fuck you, Nick Swisher!”

This did not deter Nicholas, however, as he responded by saying, “Hey, guys, come on. You’re really harshing my buzz.”

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Aug 31, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then A-Rod and FNS posed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes

and then made out with each other.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 31, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL!!!!!

You’re implying that they’re homosexuals! Where do you come up with this stuff? That’s hilarious!

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Aug 31, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry if I offended you, timmy.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 31, 2009 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, dude, that was hilarious!

I rec’d it!

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Aug 31, 2009 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What about the Damon/FNS hand/tongue lolling gesture after Damon's dinger?

Very classy.

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh.

We shouldn’t ever finish last.

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

didn't you think the royals were finally getting their shit together a couple of years ago?

somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and i want to know whose name is on the handle!

by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2009 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

they have their shit together at the minor league level.

i just have no clue what it is they’re doing at the major league level.

by larry on Aug 31, 2009 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then they hired Hillman.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 31, 2009 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kansas City Star commenter:

You people are all tremendous idiots and know nothing at all about baseball if you think for one second this is a bad move. I’m guess none of you have any idea at all how bad the entire organization was setup before Moore came in? Clearly you know nothing of how horribly neglected the farm system was before Moore was brought in. Despite what you may think you know about baseball, winning franchises do so because they have a strong farm system that is constantly feeding quality players to the big leagues. The Royals had the worst farm system in the major leagues prior to Moore. That type of damage takes YEARS to undue, and he is doing a really good job thus far with that. If you want to blame anyone blame Glass for gutting the farm system in the first place back in the mid-90s. Sure the Royals have been disappointing this year but it’s not because of a poor GM, the players have under performed said for Zach. The future is bright despite what the present looks like.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

— Leo Durocher

by Chiburb on Aug 31, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So bright I gotta wear (lamp) shades.

BWAHAHAHA!

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A lot of people being called idiots today...

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 31, 2009 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, he's sort of right.

however, if you’re going to rebuild, just do that instead of this whole “let’s trade for mike jacobs and coco crisp so we can lose 98 games instead of 100”. what they’re doing at the major league level doesn’t make a lot of sense. they’re just throwing good money after bad.

by larry on Aug 31, 2009 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'll allow that maybe it's ownership that says go spend money on major league additions.

however, that doesn’t mean spend money on kyle farnsworth and willie bloomquist.

by larry on Aug 31, 2009 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hawk loves bloomquist. 'nuff said.

somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and i want to know whose name is on the handle!

by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2009 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Since we spend a great deal of time critiquing the choice of Hillman as manager

would it not start there?

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no.

this is where you start:

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/a-royal-dump

managers can only affect the game so much. the above was much worse.

by larry on Aug 31, 2009 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I suppose, though I would think he is running his acquisition thoughts

by his manager, too. But, yeah, Moore makes the final decision.

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

There were some real head scratching acquisitions for them this year

Not sure who was implementing their strategy, but they obviously weren’t sober at the time.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 31, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They still gotta keep the locals interested,

and part of that is creating the illusion of near-term competitiveness. Implicitly saying “we’re gonna suck ass for five years” is a surefire way of ensuring that nobody bothers paying attention to your team. Making moves that only have short term value sends the message that the team believes they can see the light at the end of the tunnel. If you’re trying to send the message that you’re just a little bit of time and a few pieces away from competing, trading for a few pieces that will only be useful for a little bit of time isn’t a terrible idea.

The Royals had quite a few people thinking they might be competitive this year, and they looked like they might pull something off back in the early days of the season. It’s not like their intended branding was completely divorced from reality.

I still think the Erstad business was the Sox continuing to brand themselves as gritty/grindy, rather than attempting to actually win baseball games by playing good baseball.

by Dongfang Hong on Aug 31, 2009 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Preferably they should,

but if you can’t find a good match, I think that trading for someone replacement-level can be better than doing nothing from a marketing viewpoint. If the acquisition gets more people interested in watching the team than it turns off, then some short-term value has been gained. Could be that the ownership was pushing for some buzz in yet another boring year, and the front office couldn’t swing anything actually beneficial from a baseball standpoint. Which is still problematic, but at least isn’t inexplicable.

by Dongfang Hong on Aug 31, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Honestly.. any intelligent fan would rather see a team rebuild than a team be bad w/ a bunch of veterans.

Honestly.. any intelligent fan would rather see a team rebuild than a team be bad w/ a bunch of veterans.Who wants to watch Mike Jacobs on a bad team? I don’t know how that makes the game more enjoyable to anyone. I’d much rather watch my young guys improve than watch old guys be mediocre.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 31, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you being honest?

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

mike jacobs is not mediocre. he is replacement level.

of course, the epic mike jacobs trade thread on fangraphs illustrates that there are apparently people who think mike jacobs is awesome. boy, look at that first comment – oops about billy butler! and it just gets better and better from there.

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/the-mike-jacobs-trade/

by larry on Aug 31, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

good old ross gload
Don’t forget about Ross Gload – he can actually field and puts up similar offensive numbers (looking at .wOBA, .338 vs. .339).

and nunez(who they gave up for jacobs) actually has some value as a back-end guy imho.

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."

by e-gus on Aug 31, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fine replacement level

Doesn’t really change the fact there is on reason to add them to the team, mediocre or replacement level they wouldn’t make the Royals good so they shouldn’t waste resources on adding them.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 31, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

When you stop trying to acquire good players, and start trying to acquire players who are good at a certain thing, you make bad choices.

by larry on Aug 31, 2009 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously, FanGraphs is better than this. This isn’t third grade, my dad can beat up your dad crap. Be smarter.

by Carbiner on Aug 31, 2009 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the intelligent fans are outnumbered by the rest.

Tim McCarver and Joe Morgan have their jobs because what they say sounds intelligent to a significant proportion of the baseball-viewing audience.

by Dongfang Hong on Aug 31, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Podsednik lf

Beckham 3b

Pierzynski c

Konerko 1b

Thome dh

Dye rf

Rios cf

Ramirez ss

Nix 2b

Floyd p

by larry on Aug 31, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

prediction: Sox 14 Twins 3

Asked about his thoughts on the weekend, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said simply, "Well, we came to New York and visited the new Yankee Stadium. It is a very nice ballpark. We also stayed at a very nice hotel. That's all I can really say about these past three days."

by e-gus on Aug 31, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Q not being called on the carpet.

I wonder if his foot is acting up.

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

has plax taught us nothing?

somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and i want to know whose name is on the handle!

by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's good for 2 runs, 8 hits, 4 errors, and stranded runners

that would involve a whole bunch of skull fucking.-BoeJouma

by furby2056 on Aug 31, 2009 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Had an email read on Boers and Bernstein today

Lauerence Holmes basically suggested the Peavy trade cost the Sox this season. I said it doesn’t matter who is pitching as long as the offense cannot score

by 815Sox on Aug 31, 2009 5:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

so his point was that richard and poreda would have stopped this ship from sinking?

"i don’t use those metrics. i watch them play." fjm. and i don't mean fire.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2009 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

and I directly addressed that in the email, I will post the podcast link when it comes up.

LoHo is good for talking football with and thats it. Seems like a nice enough guy but come the fuck on.

by 815Sox on Aug 31, 2009 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

clay dog's away starts since the trade

3 starts (@ mets, cards, braves)
12 innings
21 hits
10 walks
6 strikeouts

got out of the fourth once. won’t be too long before the debate about whether a guy who only spends part of the season in the nl should get cy young consideration.

"i don’t use those metrics. i watch them play." fjm. and i don't mean fire.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2009 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cy for sure

Turner Field and New Shea are rough

by Carbiner on Aug 31, 2009 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What about the Jew?

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by winningugly on Aug 31, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no big league appearances.

"i don’t use those metrics. i watch them play." fjm. and i don't mean fire.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

According to Buster "the prick" Olney

linebrink dye and thome are being shopped

by 23chisox14 on Aug 31, 2009 6:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

_

"i don’t use those metrics. i watch them play." fjm. and i don't mean fire.

by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2009 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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