I'm Lacking Creativity
by The Cheat on Aug 4, 2009 6:30 PM CDT
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Los Angeles Angels at Chicago White Sox, Aug 4, 2009 7:11 PM CDT
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i'm heading to LA next week.
anybody got any suggestions for food or drinks out there?
Cashing checks and having sex.
oil and well formated data packets
/roboted
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Aug 4, 2009 6:34 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
he has a good point
an unhelpful point, to be sure, but not a bad one
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
pretty laid back, but wouldn't mind seeing some good looking women.
i’m gonna be there monday to thursday. staying in beverly hills. would like to keep it around there, i suppose.
Cashing checks and having sex.
If you're staying in the 90210, you're always west
It would take you about 15 minutes to get to Malibu. There is where the girls will be.
If you wanna check out some good music, you’ll be located close to the Troubadour where there is always a good show and good people.
what's you're opinion on the main street bars in santa monica?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
Great people/girl watching. Some of the best, almost any night of the week.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 4, 2009 6:54 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
But they're all Republicans and born-agains.
MM wouldn’t last 5 minutes unless he puts his clerical collar on.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 4, 2009 6:58 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
not at all if you have santa monica and malibu right there
what’s he going to do, hang out in HB and Fullerton the whole time and then schlep back up to beverly hills?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
Not if you enjoy 60 year old male hippies roller blading in a thong.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
not in terms of proximity to where he's staying
you can’t just “go down to OC”. where were you suggesting if he goes behind the orange curtain all the way from beverly hills?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
touche. the first town past the border
i can’t do less than 45 to an hour with no traffic, but i’m further in
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
Not for a visitor from Chicago. And if he strikes out there are several nice massage places.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 4, 2009 7:06 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
To many kidz here for details, but let's say $100 gets you full service.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 4, 2009 7:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Search Asian massage Santa Monica.
Only problem is that after oral you’re hungry an hour later.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 4, 2009 7:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
ha!
i’ve got a buddy that frequently uses the expression “like going down on a prostitute” to describe frivolous activity.
Cashing checks and having sex.
And I say,
when a drink is particularly good, that it “goes down like a $100 hooker.”
by stuartscottslefteye on Aug 4, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
OC is trophy wife capital of world
but you need to show bank statement to date
San Diego has just as many good looking girls but not as pretentious. Gaslamp way better nightlife than anything OC has to offer as its just sprawled out suburbia. dont get me wrong – Newport and Huntington is fun but Pb just as fun in sd
gaslamp, eh, wasn't into it, felt fake
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 4, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
OB's vibe of either hard-partying military or stoned-out hippies is always fun
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
Me, I'm an Echo Park/Silverlake kid
I’m in hipster city. But all the tall model/actress looking girls are right there buddy boy
haha
is that where mj used to live before moving to the neverland ranch?
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 4, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
seriously? uh oh. might have to make a switch there. fucking girlfriend can't do anything right.
Cashing checks and having sex.
haha, i think maybe she did...
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 4, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
That place is hella rad
Im friends with that band Bloc Party, and they always stay there when in town.
I love that place.
Patio bar at Loew's Santa Monica.
You’ll get laid for sure, and they pay for the rooms.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 4, 2009 6:47 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Great view of pier and ocean, classy clientele, lonely women in short skirts.
I stay there when in town.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 4, 2009 7:16 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Me too. Not bad if you like $18 margaritas.
Santa Monica is expensive, but not that bad.
Would actually suggest the hotel but I see GF made your plans.
Hee.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 4, 2009 7:18 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
she's abusing the little responsibility i've delegated her. good for nothing. check that. good for very little.
Cashing checks and having sex.
You a fast food junkie?
In N Out and Jack in the Box
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
That, sir, is an outright lie.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Shut the fuck up.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 4, 2009 6:46 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Pound your sandy vagina.
And go back to hell. I’m busy here.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 4, 2009 6:48 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
What's wtih all you angry Rusty Kuntz?
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I see what you did there. Nice.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 4, 2009 6:52 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
you dont like watching king of queens before the game?
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
I'm watching Joe Dirt til 7:10. What a great piece of shit it is.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I did describe it as "great", so clearly I love it too.
But deny not that it is a piece of shit.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
at game
stop by the us cellular field detention pen and say hi!!
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Aug 4, 2009 6:36 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Hah! I've been there. They thought I was forging tickets.
Fuckin bastards.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
yes. trying to be funny.
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Aug 4, 2009 7:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Fuck that. I want a lead in the bottom of the 0st
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Thx. I was gonna say that, but BM intimidated me.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 4, 2009 6:53 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
The WNBA is on ESPN2 right now
Why does God allow these things to happen?
Nick Swisher can blow Bobby Jenks's saves.
God's a blind lesbian.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
With a great sense of smell.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 4, 2009 7:00 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
"With the tip-in!"
Rec’d
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
WU: I was told that a copy of SI is on the way.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 4, 2009 6:49 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
The Buehrle issue?
I fail… I intended to buy one, but never did.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
No no no! 1 is being mailed to HIM tomorrow.
Thx for the memories…
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 4, 2009 7:01 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
TY.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 4, 2009 6:54 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I just got one today!
I actually liked the article quite a bit.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Aug 4, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice thread titleN
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 4, 2009 6:54 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Effing Blackberry monkey fists.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 4, 2009 6:55 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Sure, nothing to do with the aged fingers doing the typing!
Blame the technology.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I'm also lacking the usual linkage
I guess I forgot that step — oh well… If we win, I shall continue the trend until we lose
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
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after working over washburn for 2 runs on 41 pitches in the first 2 innings
the O’s managed to make him throw a whole 5 more in the 3rd.
it is what it is......
YES!
I love the U!
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Aug 4, 2009 7:01 PM CDT reply actions
Steve Wilkos show!
That guy keeps it R.E.A.L.
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 4, 2009 7:02 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I watched that today
After every comment he made, it was “STEEEEEVE!!!” from the studio audience
by stuartscottslefteye on Aug 4, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
So are you!
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 4, 2009 7:08 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I would have to think that Mark will be the last fella to wear #56 in our colors.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Game time 7:23 in honor of you know what.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 4, 2009 7:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Bitch got enough for her birthday,
even got a sno globe
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I even texted her to ask the game time.
They’re so needy.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 4, 2009 7:40 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
i'd watch out
for an attempted steal here. but that’s just me.
not like they could do anything about it.
it is what it is......
i sit corrected.
about the whole not being able to do anything about it part.
it is what it is......
I'll be damned.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
GORDO!!!!!!!!!
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
he was moved there when Alexei was in the lineup
I don’t see how his return should affect the decision making
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oh, thansk for pointing that out
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 4, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
with alexie back and if Q is back to his usual self
pods, becks, Q, dye, thome, kong, aj, che, getz…
to lazy
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 4, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
kid awesome!
I mean BACON!
The president was drinking Bud Light, Biden was drinking Buckler (a nonalcoholic beer), Gates was drinking Samuel Adams Light and Crowley was drinking Blue Moon.
That was a bomb.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Aug 4, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions
just a double double
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
by oneloyaldawg on Aug 4, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
recd
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
by omnipotent grab on Aug 4, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Rebounds and assists
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
he needs to go back to his fluffy helmet hair from college
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
you'll learn when you get older, but its not the hair that does it for me.
tis the way he jacks the ball.
Now that I think about it...
Has anyone asked if you’re a female? Would maybe explain some things and change the tone some.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 4, 2009 7:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
It's the way he jacks MY balls.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
beckham
sssssssshhhhhhhhhiiit!
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Aug 4, 2009 7:26 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Good news so far Baltimore up 3-1
Didn’t realize Washburn was having such a good year. His ERA is nearly 1.5 runs below his career average.
That was just Cheat napping on Sunday.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 4, 2009 7:30 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
They corrected themselves after the replay.
Mainly saying that Lackey wanted the call, anyway.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
When Contreras becomes ineffective...
will Beckham take his spot in the rotation?
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Aug 4, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions
he can pitch from CF and take care of that problem at the same time
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
first pitch was inside. second pitch was in the zone, though, which he swung at
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
gameday must be off. says here vlad was called first pitch strike, and did not in fact swing
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
Q!!!!!!!
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Too bad he swung on the first pitch.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
hey, did you know
that is 4 consecutive PA’s in which he has swung at the 1st pitch. 1st time he has swung at that many in a row since coming off the DL.
also, his other 2 HR’s came on the 2nd pitch, and he is 4-7 when putting the second pitch in play, and all 4 hits came on an 0-1 count. (2 foul balls, 1 taken strike, 1 swinging strike.)
it is what it is......
activate!
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Aug 4, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Who's God-ier?
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Aug 4, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions
he is now 2-12 when putting the first pitch in play.
(since coming off the DL of course. which from here on in, i may abbreviate with SCOTDL.)
it is what it is......
im a dancer. i can dance.
that commercial has gone from a slight annoying buzz in the background to a sear
Q!!!!
im a dancer. i can dance.
that commercial has gone from a slight annoying buzz in the background to a sear
Q!!!!
i'm starting to relate.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Aug 4, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
who needs the old timers
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 4, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions
blessed be q! forever.
(at church)
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Aug 4, 2009 7:41 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
God is a three headed monster, like Cerberus
Beckham, Quentin, Ditka
I'm having a hard time liking the Peavy trade ever since I saw those pics of him at Kam's
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
"quentin's tater: click to play"
i think i will, gameday. thank you.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
pixie dust is starting to wear off
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 4, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions
markakis with a 2R shot, as well
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
this segment is sure to elicit some comments
/blondes
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My pants have just removed themselves.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
whos hotter... Q's wife or pods wife?? disregard the lisp.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
I know my head just shot off.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Kotsay's.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT
Yeah she's smokin'.
And do you think Kotsay wears a hairpiece / has plugs? His hair doesn’t look right…
by stuartscottslefteye on Aug 4, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
That's a record for Playpeople in the booth.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Aug 4, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions
Stone's are real.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Duh
It’s framed above my bed.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Fake body hair?
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
The hair is the only thing real on Stone Pony's body in that picture
Nick Swisher can blow Bobby Jenks's saves.
I don't think I get WCIU.
Down here in Champaign-Urbana it appears we don’t get that shitty local station that hoards Sox games I’d KINDA LIKE TO SEE AND WAS WAITING A DAY AND A HALF FOR.
Fucking hell. Gameday it is.
izturis 2R single. 7-1 O's
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
6 of those belonging to your AL pitcher of the month
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
3B.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT
will kenny ever get his man?
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 4, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions
Juuuuuuuust a bit outside
Jose tried the corner and missed
Motherfucker.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
see how easy this scoring bullshit is
no need for your puny solo shots
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How many times has this happened the last couple of years?
Jose sucks……Jose rests or goes to minors….Jose is awesome…..Jose sucks again….etc.etc.etc.
get count ankiel out of there
We now have two spots to fill until peavy is ready
by Duck99 on Aug 4, 2009 7:59 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Here comes grumpy Hawk.
Flowers – who is apparently the motherfucking boogeyman of the southern league
almost amazing he missed both vlad and the bat there.
it seems to have gone over his head but under the bat. in a space smaller than the ball.
Plunk him, Jose!
Tabasco time.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Aug 4, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions
Simmer down, pot roast
Flip the script and Hawk woyuld being saying “You’re dag gum right he needed to warn the benches!”
by stuartscottslefteye on Aug 4, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions
This is one area where he's consistent.
Hawk doesn’t like pre-emptive warnings.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Welcome to Greatest Hits Night
Perfect game highlights, Jose meltdown, Hawk going ape on umpires, Stoney’s burgeoning pony
¡signature!
Crazy game.....
One minute you look at the scoreboard and see Baltimore trouncing the Tigers while we have two early runs looking good against LAA….next thing you know Jose starts thinking about his ex-wife fucking around on him and you’re down 3-2 and pissed off.
Horse[explitive].
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Aug 4, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Of his ex-wife's attorney.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT
Put him in the pen.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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he was served papers for divorce
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 4, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
He needs to be sent back down to Charlotte.
Or Cuba.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
that commercial encourages me to drink ... because i dont want to end up like any of those people.
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
Maybe he had his mind on other things like those 2 reporters being released
or the state of the economy under Obama.
Who are the two meatheads behind homeplate
1 guy with a wife beater on his cell and the other guy has to go over 400 clicks. I wish I had the tecnology to taser people I see on TV.
by Duck99 on Aug 4, 2009 8:09 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Meatheds, pls.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT
LOL
Blast from the (no so distant) past
by stuartscottslefteye on Aug 4, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
can beckham and Q! win this game by themselves?
Took 3 years to find out about disco demolition night.
Flagged for questioning the holy duo.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I believe there is a certain Mr. Perfect being overlooked...
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
???
THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS
by Hazymania on Aug 4, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Instead of the Intercontinental Championship belt, it should b a World Series belt or something.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Cowley tweeted this about our trinity canidate
More Mark Buehrle celebration going on. After the game, Buehrle will turn water into wine and then split Lake Michigan.
Nick Swisher can blow Bobby Jenks's saves.
And the Indians are doing a good job of holding down the Twins.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
How did you know I was watching "Dances With Wolves"?
BTW, Trooper’s Native American name is “Yanks With A Fist”.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT
The Three Wives are much hotter on the radio.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Aug 4, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions
Gubiza made an excellent point
West took the inside corner away from Lackey. If he hits a guy he gone. Hawk is very old
by Duck99 on Aug 4, 2009 8:12 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
AWFUL base running
He’s as slow as molasses and he caught them napping
by stuartscottslefteye on Aug 4, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions
So the fact that the CF didn't make a good throw and
the 3B dropped it has nothing to do with anything. Dye was a shoo-in all the way?
by stuartscottslefteye on Aug 4, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
then your point about catching them napping has nothing to do with anything.
what you want to say is JD is slow and should never attempt more than 1 base at a time.
The fact that the defense did not feel it necessary to back up a grounder to short -
routine or not – means the defense was napping.
And I have no problem taking the extra base. That’s what they’re supposed to do. In this case, it was too close for comfort. That’s all I was saying.
by stuartscottslefteye on Aug 5, 2009 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions
It's official. JD is slower than Paulie.
I can’t believe it, but it’s true.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
apparently both teams forgot how to play clean baseball tonight
Once a Dawg, Always a Dawg. How Sweet it is!
Coxy farted toward the west, he rode the jetstream.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Does anyone have a link to the Tiger Woods fart video btw
by 3E8 on Aug 4, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I heard it wasn't Tiger's gas
The true gas belonged to David Feherty
Nick Swisher can blow Bobby Jenks's saves.
I could dig it up, but it isn't worth it. Nowhere near as good as the Lebron fart.
Youtube that, thank me later.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
But every time I try to post a link
it doesn’t work. Must have something to do with the fact that I’m retarded.
by stuartscottslefteye on Aug 5, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions
So, just to be clear, this is going to be one of those wacky-ass 9-8 games where the starters don't matter and the weirdest team wins, right?
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Our current pitcher is wearing stirrups
I think we are winning the race for the wierdest team,
Nick Swisher can blow Bobby Jenks's saves.
We have Pods in center. Few teams in history can trump our weirdness.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
and he's also our fifth starter, because we traded our fifth starter
but he’s also our long reliever, because our fourth starter is, for all intents and purposes, gone as well
¡signature!
Is Che humping the fence?
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
4th inning!
Q up first in the bottom half. i wonder if he’ll swing at the first pitch.
it is what it is......
nope. 2nd pitch that time.
he has now seen 1 or 2 pitches in 37% of his plate appearances since coming off the DL. (i’m not counting the intentional walk. he has 58 total PA’s)
it is what it is......
Gonzo tweets
And now Thome is receiving medical attention after running to first on Figgins’ error. But he’s staying in the game.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
these miller lite ads
they reference football during hockey season and now hockey when football’s starting up
and i doubt a black guy is thinking about hockey highlights when his beer is poured
¡signature!
don't the angels usually struggle with dropped third strikes?
Nick Swisher can blow Bobby Jenks's saves.
nix's bat is way too long for him
He’s a midget swinging a 34 or longer bat. He needs to be at 32 at most. Bonds was 33 and he choked up.
by Duck99 on Aug 4, 2009 8:32 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
What kind of logic is that?
If you have the bat speed and the ability to keep your swing short and quick, you use the biggest bat you can while still keeping your bat speed. He clearly has plenty of bat speed with this large bat. I don’t think his bat size is the issue.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 4, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
leverage
swing a 10 foot stick and a 4 foot stick and try to adjust as you realize a fastball versus a change versus a slider. You can’t bring the longer bat through the zone where you want it. Same reason you don’t use a 7 foot driver in golf unless you have crazy skills. Has beckhan his another bomb yet?
by Duck99 on Aug 4, 2009 8:52 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
go sox
some bitch has a ‘I give good footrubs’ sign in LF. bitch is dead! you’re not worthy, hussy!
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Aug 4, 2009 8:37 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
go sox
some bitch has a ‘I give good footrubs’ sign in LF. bitch is dead! you’re not worthy, hussy!
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Aug 4, 2009 8:38 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Nunez next?
He’s still up, I assume.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Dude, ouch.
And no.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
dj carrasco reminds moose skowron of jim bunning.
hopefully minus the insanity.
it is what it is......
Bunning's or Moose's?
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
There's a handsome fella.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Farmio loves having Moose in the booth.
It’s nice to get someone in the booth who is more lucid than DJ.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
moose's claim to fame is he
Signed mickey mantle’s name whenever he was asked for an autograph
by Duck99 on Aug 4, 2009 9:00 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I don't care if they make a thousand more mental errors
Sox wives in HD while Stone Pony leers on is a win.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
Three Stooges, you mean.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I was thinking My Wife and Kids
Just really, really bad.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 4, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Or, maybe Svengoolie?
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 4, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Alexei's a big fan.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Should feel lucky.
Watching Contreras is just painful.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 4, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I missed his 1st inning, 2nd inning was sweet
3rd…..they just stopped swinging.
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 4, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
First inning they helped us
Figgins slipped so we were able to throw him out trying to steal, otherwise that inning could have turned out poorly too.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 4, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
new gamethread
anyone who drinks lite beer is an OPOS
Just saying
by Duck99 on Aug 4, 2009 10:48 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
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