Jim Thome Delivers Severe Damage
Jim Thome might be one of the least-written about players in my recaps, probably because I'm not one of those people who goes apoplectic when I look at batting averages (especially in April). I expect him to put up a .400 OBP and a .500+ slugging, and he delivers. It's not the most consistent .400/.500+, but I can live with inconsistent excellence from a future Hall of Famer.
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I'm not going to force the issue when the words just aren't coming...
Thome and Floyd ruled tonight… I just wanna get out of the way and enjoy the ride right now
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by The Cheat on Aug 5, 2009 10:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he's still not clutch.
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by larry on Aug 5, 2009 10:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DFA him immediately
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
by U-God on Aug 5, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
his AVE is for pussies
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2009 7:27 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
doesn't play the field, pussy
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
by jc2313 on Aug 6, 2009 9:11 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoosh.
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by winningugly on Aug 6, 2009 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not really . . . I see it in his face, scared to play first base, pussy
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
by jc2313 on Aug 6, 2009 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you were calling OSFIB a puss.
I sit corrected.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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by winningugly on Aug 6, 2009 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
you know, thome could probably eat you
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2009 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
his forearms are bigger than my neck.
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
by BoeJouma on Aug 5, 2009 10:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
so big you can't knock it in the dirt.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
by colintj on Aug 6, 2009 1:53 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was there tonight
It was great to see Thomer hit some dingers. It was great to see Gary Floyd pitch so well. I may or may not have been drinking for the entire night, but I definitely made it hell to be an angels fan around me (sorry to the dumb ass angels fan 2 rows in front of me, actually, maybe not sorry to her).
I go home and get in her face - Pods
by airnjp on Aug 5, 2009 11:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What do you mean gary floyd?
Are you a true sox fan?
I go home and get in her face - Pods
by airnjp on Aug 5, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
true sox fans prefer bubba colon.
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by larry on Aug 5, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he's talking about Randall Pink Floyd
by Shakey on Aug 5, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit, it's Garrett Boyd.
Kids. All coked up after a win. Act like you’ve been there!
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by winningugly on Aug 6, 2009 6:51 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's no josh danks
but he’s a hell of a lot better than clancy richards
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 5, 2009 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tonight, Gary Floyd had his BHB out for everybody to see
I enjoyed watching them hang from his pant-legs. Gary is a winner in my book. A rotation of Matt Buehrle, Joel Pevey, Josh Danks, and Gary Floyd may be one of the best in the MLB. I challenge any team to take those four on in the playoffs.
I go home and get in her face - Pods
by airnjp on Aug 5, 2009 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahahahsha clancy
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
by Jbasic89 on Aug 6, 2009 2:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
brief recap for those who didn't catch it
Sloppy defense was overcome by the awesomeness of Jim Thome and Gavin Floyd.
After playing to a 2-1 lead, Thome delivered the big blow for the Sox in the 6th. After Beckham took yet another outside fastball to the fence in right-center, Dye worked the count nicely and walked on 6 pitches.
Mike Scosia played the percentages and brought in the lefty Oliver — a full two months younger than Thome — but Big Jim was not to be trifled with. He took Oliver to deep left center and broke the game open giving the Sox a 5-1 lead.
The rest was mostly academic, as Floyd worked into the 9th and Kong added a solo shot in the 8th for some insurance.
The biggest complaint with this game (you’ve heard this before) was the defense. Dye did something in the 1st inning that I did more than a few times during my playing career, misjudging a hard line drive — sticking the glove out at the last minute only to come up empty. With two outs the runner on first scored on what should have been an out, giving the Angels the quick 1 run lead.
It’s a hard play for a corner outfielder to judge a slicing line drive hit right at him, but it’s a play a major leaguer should make 99% of the time.
Hawk thought Dye lost it in the lights, but Dye didn’t make any excuses and it looked like he just misjudged it.
More egregious though was Nix yet again failing to get an out on a ball hit to his right, this time throwing well wide of first in the 5th. Kong had a play but rushed his tag and couldn’t come up with the ball. A double play thankfully ended the threat, but not before (again!) Nix left Paulie to make a pick on the throw in the dirt.
Nix has got to get it together if Che has to miss another week.
Floyd didn’t need much help though as for the most part he worked ahead and had a good cutter to go along with his always dangerous curve. He seemed to lose focus or just lose command a few times, but it was mostly with 2 outs. A pair of twin killings helped much in the latter innings.
Oh, and Thome homered in the 4th and Thorndog quickly put out the small brush fire in the 9th.
Good win overall with more than enough offense and solid pitching all around.
by madvillian on Aug 5, 2009 11:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Savior was my pick to click tonight
but my friend beat me with his pick of Thomer
I go home and get in her face - Pods
by airnjp on Aug 5, 2009 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
btw
how does Dye lose it in the lights when it is 7:15 PM and the sun is still out?
I go home and get in her face - Pods
by airnjp on Aug 5, 2009 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ever notice they put the lights on before it's completely dark?
Possibly, maybe, could get dangerous in those dusky hours.
by Shakey on Aug 5, 2009 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Much harder to see before it's dark out.
If it happened in the fifth inning he probably catches it no problem.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 6, 2009 7:41 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Che's supposed to be back friday
and I think be available tomorrow.
by shaftr on Aug 6, 2009 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dye singled after beckham hit the wall. he didn't walk. Follow along dammit
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 6, 2009 2:53 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh yea of course cause bacon almost got picked off 3rd
oh well, blame the booze.
by madvillian on Aug 6, 2009 8:19 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but he didn't!
One catch (and 1 hit) does not make you a major league player... or does it?
by Brush Back on Aug 6, 2009 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought Floyd had a dangerously good slutter last night
by Scotty Ballgame on Aug 6, 2009 7:24 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Dye's play was bad, but not surprising.
Line drives in the outfield in the Cell at dusk are always dicey, won’t be the first or last time we see that. Until the sun goes down all the way it’s a tough play. Dye doesn’t seem like the type to make excuses though, even if he did lose it in the lights, so that’s not surprising he said he just misplayed it.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 6, 2009 7:41 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kotsay pointed up as to motion to the sun or lights
and Dye just shrugged and said “Yeah.”
by Daniel Berlyn on Aug 6, 2009 8:33 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was just going by what Mad said
Lights makes more sense.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 6, 2009 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
changing your tune on Beckham's ability to hit to RF, huh?
After Beckham took yet another outside fastball to the fence in right-center
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
by jc2313 on Aug 6, 2009 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
On a side note, this Jenks kidney stone problem might be a blessing in disguise
Sox haven’t really needed Bobby the last week, and if comes back strong after some time off they will be the better for it.
Thornton is piling up the pitches, but I worry about that every year with him and he never seems to fall or rise above 95-96mph. He’s never too amped up or too tired.
by madvillian on Aug 5, 2009 11:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
same thing for che. he's gettin some good rest before the push
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
by BoeJouma on Aug 6, 2009 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't think bobby would support your theory.
I’m sure he would rather be pitching than pissing out ice cubes.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 6, 2009 2:54 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hot coals is a better analogy.
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by winningugly on Aug 6, 2009 6:52 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yah i suppose... since ice cubes would melt
i agree… fail
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 6, 2009 8:52 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's what i'm thinking
in the past when bobby boy needed to figure things out, he’s come back strong
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2009 7:28 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ups and downs
After the perfect game, I was convinced this team would win the division.
After the 1-6 road trip, I was convinced this team would finish 3rd.
After this 5-1 stretch and the acquisition of Peavy, I’m once again convinced this team will win the division.
I guess I should calm down.
by shaftr on Aug 6, 2009 12:07 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i think its the sox' division to lose.
theyre set to win it, the only thing (to me) in the balance is defense.
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
by BoeJouma on Aug 6, 2009 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you are not alone
the sunday night win against Detroit was huge and so was picking up 1.5 on the Tigers when we were playing NYY and they were playing the Indians.
I think this thing is def ours for the taking
by Q!'s Qrew on Aug 6, 2009 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
plus we have gordon beckham
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
by Jbasic89 on Aug 6, 2009 2:39 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They have completed exactly 2/3 of the season so far
Not bad, all things considered, but they have more than a few wins slip through the cracks.
by Daniel Berlyn on Aug 6, 2009 12:46 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
having Owens and Lillibridge on your MLB roster at any time is terrible karma
bound to drop a few you shouldn’t.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
by colintj on Aug 6, 2009 1:58 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jim Thome is just the ultimater player
I bet the cubs wish they had seriously taken his offer when he was begging to come to Chicago their loss is white sox gain
take it easy
why care about a bloggers grammar
no matter how much you hate me you still read and comment me
by angryandy on Aug 6, 2009 2:44 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I didn't realize the Cubs had an open spot for a DH..
by Grinder in Training on Aug 6, 2009 7:43 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They wouldn't have rather had Derrek Lee for Hee Sop Choi?
For the money and the fact it’s the NL, they are doing just fine at 1B. I may dislike the team, but I think it’s safe to say they don’t regret not having Jim Thome on their team.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 6, 2009 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
obviously
they would have had to dump him by now
by Daniel Berlyn on Aug 6, 2009 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The guy they got instead was very good too though
So yes, for one year or maybe two, they might have got their money’s worth, and then the’d have been stuck with a DH in the National League under a huge contract that they would have had to trade instead a of younger, very good first baseman with a great glove. I don’t think they regret that decision one bit.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 6, 2009 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why is your listed website a blog about former cubs' players?
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
by U-God on Aug 6, 2009 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I smell a Cubbie fan.
Yes. Hell yes. Mercy. Grab bench. - O.M.
by oahu420 on Aug 6, 2009 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
would explain why he's angry
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 6, 2009 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
101 years of losing will do that.
Yes. Hell yes. Mercy. Grab bench. - O.M.
by oahu420 on Aug 6, 2009 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
like both teams but was raised a cub fan
and don’t like the team anymore in post 2000 era. a white so fan more so
only lawyers should care for grammar are you one?
by angryandy on Aug 7, 2009 2:16 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why should only lawyers care for grammar? Is that a quote?
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2009 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's games like this one
that have me thinking the sox would miss either dye or thome next year greatly. since they are both producing- no reason not to bring them both back.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 6, 2009 2:56 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
if the damage continues to be severe
we will win the world series
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 6, 2009 6:03 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
we WILL win the world series
July 1st 2009
by gobulls1124 on Aug 6, 2009 6:46 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great wins against the cream.
Get Ramirez back. Infield D is then OK – only have mental / focus / laziness issues.
Outfield is another issue. They just aren’t good fielders.
Just hope it doesn’t rear its’ ugly head in critical situations in the stretch.
But what about F-I-E-L-D-E-R-S?
by ballyb on Aug 6, 2009 6:53 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We have a shitty outfield, we hit lots of homers.
It’s a give and take thing. If Pods can continue and Quentin gets back on target, it might be the best offensive outfield(for the stretch) since 04.
I’m not sayin’, just sayin’.
by Daniel Berlyn on Aug 6, 2009 8:37 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
When is the last time Thomer pulled a HR? Left-center to center is for pusses.
Dammit, his bat speed sucks. Trade him before he’s 40.
Oh, and he did NOT hit one after the 7th. So they only count for .8 runs each. Do the math. We still win 5.6-2.
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by winningugly on Aug 6, 2009 6:54 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Curmudgeon
What’d you shit your diapers again?
by Shakey on Aug 6, 2009 8:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
with speed like that, who needs homers?

The president was drinking Bud Light, Biden was drinking Buckler (a nonalcoholic beer), Gates was drinking Samuel Adams Light and Crowley was drinking Blue Moon.
by e-gus on Aug 6, 2009 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cherry picking perhaps, but the sox are 28 and 18 (0.640)
since they bottomed out at 28 – 34 on 6/12…i can’t expect they can carry a .640 clip the rest of the way, but 0.6 ~ 32 wins…could a tally of 88 wins win this?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2009 7:36 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
maybe. probably.
Quite frankly, I’m astounded that that much of a winning percentage for that much of a season could provide such a lackluster result, but I’m forgetting about all the times of Fields and Lillibridge and when Getz sucked and Ramirez sucked and when Q was dead and when Beckham wasn’t up Colon sucked and Richard sucked Contreras fell asleep for two months and Corky Miller and
and Wilson Betemit
Yeah, 88 wins sounds pretty good.
by Daniel Berlyn on Aug 6, 2009 8:47 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Totally agree, this is a completely different team than what was on the field in April & May
Getz & Ramirez have pulled their heads out of their asses, q is starting to resemble Q!, Beckham has replaced Fields, and Dr. Faust has replaced BA/Wise.
They just need to shred the bad teams left on their schedule and then everything is beautiful.
"It was like everything was slow motion," Wise said. "I stuck my hand out so slowly and was able to make the catch."
by ChicagoPete on Aug 6, 2009 8:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i almost flagged this for having so many shitty players in it
i'll delete your SSS existence in a second. there is nothing that allows SSS posters, at any one moment, to keep posting, but the mere pleasure of larry.
-larry
by blackoutsox on Aug 6, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gordon Beckham on the following subjects:
Dating, Megan Fox, and College Nicknames:
by 67WMAQ on Aug 6, 2009 8:44 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
NO! Not the dragon slayer!
Dude… this is a crushing revelation!
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
by RWShow on Aug 6, 2009 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like
that he uses words like “discern”
Fuck nick swisher
by sti3 on Aug 6, 2009 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SEC education!
Nothing like it. Really.
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by winningugly on Aug 6, 2009 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't want to wait til tonight for another game
so I called MLB and suggested they play during the day today
i’ll let you guys know
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 6, 2009 9:42 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Did you notice that the Angels brought in even ANOTHER O' to replace the original?
O’Liver. But Thome took care of him for you!
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 6, 2009 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A respite from Cowley:
Twitter was shut down for hours Thursday morning by what it described as an ongoing denial of service attack. In a one sentence statement on its status blog, Twitter said, "We are defending against a denial-of-service attack, and will update status again shortly." The outage appeared to begin mid-morning, EST, and affected users around the world.
In the early minutes of the outage, we confirmed it in two New York boroughs and received word that it was down in Brazil as well. At that point, Twitter apparently didn’t know what had hit it. (The status blog read, at that point, "Site is down – We are determining the cause and will provide an update shortly.")
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 6, 2009 10:24 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Guess Cheat will just have to use FacePalm instead...
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 6, 2009 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Footbook.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2009 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No wonder I didn't get a Cowley tweet stating that Kotsay's wife was looking yum behind homeplate last night.
He is usually on that…
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 6, 2009 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is awesome, for reasons Joe has no idea of.
OMG IT’S DOWN IN NYC AND BRAZIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INTERNETSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
by madvillian on Aug 6, 2009 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pods8, beckham5, jd9, thome dh, pk 3, kotsay 7, nix 6, getz 4, castro 2. Danks pitching.
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by larry on Aug 6, 2009 10:26 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah. The Thursday weep lineup.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 6, 2009 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dewayne, you know what to do
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 6, 2009 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll take this one over what we have seen in the past.
At least all of these guys are major league hitters.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 6, 2009 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kotsay makes such pretty outs
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2009 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Formerly known as The Shitty Sundays.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2009 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
kotsay makes me weep
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
by colintj on Aug 6, 2009 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he hits the ball very hard
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 6, 2009 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmmm 6-9 makes me cry.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 6, 2009 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really?
69 usually makes me happy. Different strokes I suppose.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Aug 6, 2009 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd you goddamn crackhead
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2009 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
depends on how many tongue rings she has.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 6, 2009 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They have been kicking ass lately.
Especially compared to earlier this year, or espeically the last 3 years.
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by winningugly on Aug 6, 2009 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
castro? nix? kotsay? I'm confused...
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 6, 2009 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Getz and Nix have been fine.
Kotsay and Castro just got here. They are better than BA/Uribe/Hall.
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by winningugly on Aug 6, 2009 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wise is doing aerobics as we speak to make whatever 9th inning play saves the game
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2009 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
From the LA Times re: Vladdy
Cynical Angels fans will point to this sudden slump coinciding with Tuesday’s return of Vladimir Guerrero, who was inserted into the cleanup spot after sitting out nearly a month because of leg injuries.
Some thought Guerrero would drag down the offense with his free-swinging approach and penchant for hitting into double plays, and Guerrero did bounce into a double play to end the sixth inning Wednesday.
But Guerrero has also supplied 18% of the Angels’ offense the last two nights — two singles — and smashed a first-inning liner that right fielder Jermaine Dye misplayed for a three-base error, allowing the Angels to score a run Wednesday.
by RoyEgan on Aug 6, 2009 11:04 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
When you get old, no one remembers what you did.
They look at what you do. And if you don’t continue to do it, you are done.
Deal with it, Vladdy! You OPOS.
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by winningugly on Aug 6, 2009 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I laughed at the question on the top left
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2009 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
always loved that cover
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
by U-God on Aug 6, 2009 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vlad's decline is a symbol of my own
I remember being 14 and in Florida for baseball training at the Expos complex in Fort Myers. We practiced with some of the Expos minor leaguers and instructors, and we met the scout that had signed Vlad. Heard some great stories of his throwing arm, legendary tales of ropes from the fence to the plate.
And now look at him.
by madvillian on Aug 6, 2009 11:16 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i'm thinking vlad's decline is not a symbol of your own.
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by larry on Aug 6, 2009 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you should see me now larry. 30 lbs over playing shape, no dreams, no hope.
When I bat cleanup for my softball team we can’t score.
; )
by madvillian on Aug 6, 2009 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look in the mirror.
You are in sad shape yourself.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2009 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still believe in you turning it around
but not for much longer
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 6, 2009 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It looks like Carlos Torres has the inside track to start Saturday against Cleveland. Not official yet
Don’t look for Bartolo Colon to pitch for the White Sox any time soon.
per merkin.
apparently the white sox again don’t know where colon is.
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
by larry on Aug 6, 2009 11:35 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The great balloodini
The world’s fattest invisible man
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 6, 2009 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you saying his agent is AC Cowlings?
Is he driving very slowly down I-90?
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2009 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes. Look for the White Bronco that's leaning to one side.
by 67WMAQ on Aug 6, 2009 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
HA!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 6, 2009 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn't the Colon the inside track?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 6, 2009 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Can't they put an ankle bracelet around his thumb or something?
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2009 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
won't fit
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 6, 2009 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It seems impossible to lose a man that fat this frequently.
*beverage spills*
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
by RWShow on Aug 6, 2009 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was wondering what happened to ZZ Top.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2009 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They actually look like Bocephus began mutating.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2009 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Had to look that one up. Helluva nickname for Jr.
Great entry on Urban Dictionary
Number one buddy, pal, friend. Used frequently by military enlisted men in the Korean war era.
1. “Hey, Bocephus, let’s go to town and get wasted.”
2. “He’s alrgight; he’s my bocephus.”
3. “He be my bocephus; he cool.”
4. “Are you my bocephus? Yo, Watash!”
by Shakey on Aug 6, 2009 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why is this guy such a biggity bitch?
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
by colintj on Aug 6, 2009 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just finished last night's game (even had the gt open and read through as the game unfolded; sorry in advance for the threadbombing)....
Man, the last two pitches to Abreu were big, hairy, AND delicious.
Thome – what a worthless old sack of shit. How is he still in our lineup?
I like the number 3. Such as, 3-run (T)homers and a 3-bagger by Pods.

When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2009 12:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what's with the dog turd photo's? I'm eating lunch, gd*mmit.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 6, 2009 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those mountains are known as Three Fingers.
Out here in them Cascades.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2009 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
now that picture make (barely any) sense!
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
by BoeJouma on Aug 6, 2009 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was just a picture to go along with my thought on 3's. Not supposed to be super meaningful...I tend to post a lot of pics out of sheer aesthetic enjoyment.
Unless you are like BSS and see the mountains as turds.
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2009 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, after you said the three fingers, i got it.
but i also saw the turds after turds was said.
it was a win win for me, really
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
by BoeJouma on Aug 6, 2009 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no further clarification needed from you.....yikes.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 6, 2009 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
kinda bland looking
you should paint them a bright color
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 6, 2009 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
iS tHiS tHE gaMeThReAD???
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
by BoeJouma on Aug 6, 2009 12:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kas see mäng teemat?
Czy to gra wątku?
The Chicago Bulls.....the more profitable Los Angeles Clippers.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2009 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
marduk rules.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
by colintj on Aug 6, 2009 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you demanding?
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 6, 2009 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeesh just like a man
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 6, 2009 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
truly
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 6, 2009 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
tmi
okay
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 6, 2009 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cheat has it set on a timer.
It’s never late.
Oh.
We’re a pack of a-holes. by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And my tradition of contributing absolutely nothing to this site...
continues.by ReservoirDog on Jul 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2009 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gamethread?
How bouta gameROPE
Yes. Hell yes. Mercy. Grab bench. - O.M.
by oahu420 on Aug 6, 2009 12:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
neither
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 6, 2009 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
any minute now...
Yes. Hell yes. Mercy. Grab bench. - O.M.
by oahu420 on Aug 6, 2009 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
uh huh
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 6, 2009 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
seconds, really
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
by BoeJouma on Aug 6, 2009 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'll believe it when i see it
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 6, 2009 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
let's trash this place.
it is what it is......
by BuehrleMan on Aug 6, 2009 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
of course
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 6, 2009 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
by BoeJouma on Aug 6, 2009 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 6, 2009 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone TWEETER him!!! Or Foosbook him or something.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 6, 2009 12:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hit him in the mout!
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
by BoeJouma on Aug 6, 2009 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
after he gets the gamethread up.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 6, 2009 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i promised myself I wouldn't cry if this happened again
¡signature!
by billyok on Aug 6, 2009 12:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
aww so sad
WHAT I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO BE UNDERSTANDING OR SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 6, 2009 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it''ll bo'k
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 6, 2009 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
its up!
knocked his fucking dick in the dirt! - BuehrleMan
by BoeJouma on Aug 6, 2009 12:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
But what about the gamethread?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
by Chiburb on Aug 6, 2009 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

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